I love that whole desperation from the two of them. Especially Jeremy being asked questions and he answers with "I don't know, I've got a tube up my arse."
when I was a teen I thought I was Hammond's type. By the time I reached early 20, all I wanted to be was May. Now I'm 28 and realized I'm actually Clarkson.
@@aidanjanemcintosh6919 As of right now, I feel like I am most like James May right now because he's all pedantic and I am the same way, everything has to be all tidy and good quality things. Although I feel like a bit like Clarkson who just seems to be all goofy and immature, by immature I mean that in a good way lol
The sausages are what I think of whenever I have a poorly cooked sausage. When he took that bite none of the skin tried to hang on, it just went with the bite. And people say the British can't cook
JAMES : I REALLY ENJOYED THIS DAY OUT TOGETHER HAMMOND ...ITS NOT VERY OFTEN I TAKE SOMEONE "OUT" TO DINNER RICHARD: STARES IN HORROR AND IN DISBELIEF ON WHAT HES HEARING🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
I'm with Richard though not quit as picky. Will eat seafood. Jeremy and James will eat anything put in front of them. That's why they're so fun to watch.
Please keep on doing your car videos or whatever videos. Life is not the same without the 3 of you. I've been a fan from Top Gear days through The Grand Tour. Please don't stop.
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I don't care what you write after their names, I will watch literally anything.
"Clarkson, May, and Hammond, Threesome Scandal Leaked Video!"
or worse
"Clarkson, May, and Hammond, Threesome Scandal Leaked Video in 4K!"
same
@@aidanjanemcintosh6919 you make it sound like that's a bad video, but I can assure you, more people than you'd think look forward to watching that
just like jeremy will eat anything
"Mmm, brown food, brown drink" I lost it at that
Calories
it also comes out brown as well haha
Ngl those sausages looked really good
I love that whole desperation from the two of them. Especially Jeremy being asked questions and he answers with "I don't know, I've got a tube up my arse."
They’ve once eaten beaver in Tierra del Fuego
I love how Clarkson will eat anything.
Except the food at Hammonds resort in Switzerland
Except a cold steak
I am Norwegian. Im sure I can find something he wount eat.
As long as it isn't cold
😂
1970: In 2020, we‘ll have flying cars
2020 actually: Watching 3 old blokes eating rubbish
Funny
Jakob Kindl thats what top gear was
And one bloke tumbling down a Swiss Mountain
@@keinenamenidee602 and one bloke discovering the true source of the Nile.
The only rubbish in the video is McDonald
0:56 James's manly words are starting to make Hammond uncomfortable
Which episode is this?
@@callmebaconplease3922 Season 6, episode 6
@@TheGameNade - Thank you, kindly
0:57 really cracks me up whenever James does that to Hammond
He looks scared hhahahaa
I dont get it, why does hammond feel threatened tho?
Which episode is this?
@@LunringNassar I don’t think he feels threatened, it’s just the growing “sexual” tension James is creating by saying things like that
@@LunringNassar he's a married man
Jeremy eating that cabbage is the most terrifyingly haunting thing i have ever seen
It's probably the healthiest thing he's ever eaten.
@@l.plantagenet2539 And now he is running a farm. With a store with veggies as well.
@@komkwam it's a nightmare
The crunch as he takes the last bite is ear shattering
“Well we have eaten, shall we go?”
When Jeremy bites his sandwich and it's only sausage
That made me uncomfortable for some reason
BROWN food, BROWN drink
@@skorpion3993 calories
That’s because he’s a homosexual 😂
It looks delicious
Clarkson, Hammond and may : Literally just eating
64 thousand people : *Interesting*
109,000 four days later
bump it up too 123k
Up to 125000
I liked this comment but I wanted to keep it at 64 so I disliked it
Well now it’s 204k
2:41"Or if this doesnt appeal, there is an alternative."
*eats a piece of paper dipped in tea*
The more I get older, the more I realize that I am essentially all three of these guys.
when I was a teen I thought I was Hammond's type. By the time I reached early 20, all I wanted to be was May. Now I'm 28 and realized I'm actually Clarkson.
@@aidanjanemcintosh6919 As of right now, I feel like I am most like James May right now because he's all pedantic and I am the same way, everything has to be all tidy and good quality things. Although I feel like a bit like Clarkson who just seems to be all goofy and immature, by immature I mean that in a good way lol
“I’m gonna have a CUstard creaaaam”
"lightly killed and put in a bag" - Jeremey Clarkson's take on convenient Japanese food
Hammond and May: **Eating real food the best they can**
Clarkson: *E A T S H O E*
The sad fact is...
I would watch this 1000times over than a single episode of the new top gear
2:17 such a fun and cheery moment before... well, you know...
This is the good type of mukbangs
Uh yeah I'd like an impossible whopper and a small sweet tea please.
Better than every mukbangs
hol up
More like “hungry jacks” lol
1:39 Hammond eats McDonald's the way my niece and nephew do when I buy them food on the way home from school lol
"Good news, Richard Hammond is eating rice" -Jerermy Clarkson, 2008
It's actually in 2008
@@devananddjati4350 Could you tell me which episode is that? That’s hilarious 😆
@@charlieliu3857 I think is the Vietnam special
2:17 "Brown food, brown drincc"
Old Neanderthal Bloke eats calories for the first time.
I love how Hammond looks like a kid who's been talked down to while he eats.
Why am I here? Why am I watching this? Wha... WHAT IS THIS?!?
Because it's good shit
We miss them so much we have resorted to watching them eat and it’s still better than new Top Gear😂
When I saw the title I just wanted to see clarkson bite into a lettuce.
Yeah, looked like a tasty apple
“I’m gonna have a custard cream.” James may
0:24 great Monty Python crunchy frog reference.
That sausage sandwich that Jeremy has looks absolutely amazing
The sausages are what I think of whenever I have a poorly cooked sausage. When he took that bite none of the skin tried to hang on, it just went with the bite. And people say the British can't cook
@@gigaatom I don’t think they are in Britain.
@@potatogamer4845 ah yeah I forgot it's just traditional British food truck food
@@potatogamer4845Yep, they’re in Switzerland
I feel dirty for watching this. Like it’s some kind of fetish video
You know, I think I could see myself happy eating a head of cabbage like an apple
Can you imagine ANY other show with a series of compilations like this? Eating. Drinking etc? You just couldn't get that with other shows lol
Aww James sounded cute, when he said I've really enjoyed our day out together Richard.
2:17
Brown food, BROWN Drink, Calories.
0:57 I think Hammond would be scared more if he knew that James can use vaseline and tampoon properly
also love How James and Jeremy Were like "MMMMMM BROWN FOOD BROWN DRINK MMM CALORIES" You can instantly tell They will never be Vegetarians🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Jeremy eating an entire cabbage is at least half the world's perception of vegetarians and vegans.
No ones gonna talk about the rice remix at the end,yall probably didnt watch till the end
I did.
James asking for the mayonnaise while mumbling with his mouth full, gets me every time 😂
“My tongue is all wrapped up in intestine”
-Jeremy clarkson
Fun fact: this was recommended
I just watched 3 guys eating for 3 minutes... what am i doing with my life
Caption this: You are eating brown food in James May's Austin Princess, which's interior is brown and browner.
And only word people will describe you will be: "Beige"
@@drunk_famasmf5135 That'd be splendid to say the least!
Brown Down Town with May
@@lord_scrubington James May, James May, stealing off the rich! James May, James May buying brown burgers and chips!
@@somegoodfella XD
I love that this exists
Watching 3 englishmen eat while eating
I'm glad to see the vietnam and the Japan clips, definitely the first 2 clips I thought of.
An Ad just before this video was a trailer of a game called Age of Apes
I came for “brown food” and wholesome trio, I stayed for the last 3 seconds of the video...
So basically, Clarkson and May will eat anything as long as there's alcohol to drink
At 0:17 where could i get those crab snacks they look very yummy and i would love to try them
In Japan
2:17 What episode is this and why exactly were they so excited for a sausage buttie?
@Nic Lazzari That would do it, Hammond you idiot.
2:17 funny that they've removed the labels from the coke bottles. Ahhh, the 'no advertising' Beeb.
This would have been on Amazon as it was The Grand Tour
I would rather watch this than the new top gear
WHY IS IT SO SATISFYING??
JAMES : I REALLY ENJOYED THIS DAY OUT TOGETHER HAMMOND ...ITS NOT VERY OFTEN I TAKE SOMEONE "OUT" TO DINNER
RICHARD: STARES IN HORROR AND IN DISBELIEF ON WHAT HES HEARING🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Currently watching this while eating
"Tonight:
Two swans move their heads about;
I eat a shoe
And James says he's not fat
*"I'm not fat""*
Came for brown food brown drink, stayed for brown food brown drink
If there would be another cars movie, Disney should hire these three to voice act lol
Jeremy was in the UK release of the first film as Harv
0:18 those baby crabs look delicious 😋🦀
That extra pinch of zest at the end was really something
Tonight: I find Peanuts, James eats a custard cream and Richard munches a piece of card
3:01 Caterpillar....goodbye caterpillar
I love how Hammond is a fussy eater but won't hesitate to eat a paper.
0:43 what series and episode is this from?
Series 5 episode 6
I've just found my spaghetti bolognese in the fridge 🤠
Mate the outro was great no need to apologise - simple gag and you knew to keep it short and as a closer :)
I love how straight forward the title is, it should always be like this
1:27
The way james eat like a 90 yrs woman
0:08 Anyone know which season/episode this is?
Girls eating lunch: "I'll have the chicken salad with a Chai Latte and a slice of Avocado toast."
Boys eating lunch: 2:17
Hmm
Under Pressure by David Bowie and Queen at the end, nice edit!
Let it go man, it was quite a while ago
It was actually vanilla ice
Sassy the Sasquatch woosh
“Is it a chair leg”
Well, more like Clarkson and May eating
2:43 there is an alternative
Yes dress up in cyclist clothes and dip paper in a drink
Wow , Clarkson is actually pretty adventurous with food
He’ll literally eat anything 😂
what is clarkson eating at 2:04?
I think it’s a cucumber
List of things Hammond would eat:
Eggs
Cereal
Overcooked ground beef
Rice
Bread
Chocolate
Raw Cabbage
Paper
When actually believe everything is cake 1:04
Tip for the future, make sue all clips carry the same volume!!
I'm with Richard though not quit as picky. Will eat seafood. Jeremy and James will eat anything put in front of them. That's why they're so fun to watch.
Lol nice compilation
1:39 Hammond in refueling mode
Please keep on doing your car videos or whatever videos. Life is not the same without the 3 of you. I've been a fan from Top Gear days through The Grand Tour. Please don't stop.
"It's the Overlander GL" 😅
Jeremy Clarkson, Richard Hammond and James May doing fuckall
"Yeah I'll watch that"
Jeremy be glizzy gobelin
Sound guys must just love them eating out of foil and paper bags.😂
0:52 what episode
I would like the trio to do a sort of driving trip to some of the best restaurants and see if they enjoy them.
Why did I watch this? Why did I find it so funny?
"Good news! Richard Hammond is eating rice." WHY DID I LAUGH AT THIS?!
2:05 why he look like dat doe 💀💀
I too like that...and i also like how hammond eats paper
What episode is the first scene
RUclips at 1am: Yo, I know you’re starving and all, but you wanna see your three favorite dudes eat shit before you fall asleep?
Me: *yes*
No wonder Hammond's the thinnest
Missing May modifying the Renault with his bag of chips
Oh cock
"Lightly killed and then put in a bag"
Love the little rice rice baby at the end
2:17 - 2:34 Must be from the episode where Richard Hammond takes them to a health resort.
2:25 what episode is this James and Clarkson eating sausages
The Grand Tour 2x01
Giacomo De Candia haha thanks
If we took the bones out, then it wouldn't be crunchy!