Angelina Jolie Who Is Totally Awesome | 2 Broke Girls | Season 3
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- Опубликовано: 5 ноя 2022
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Season 3 Ep 1
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And he still listened 😅😅😅
Like me 😅
ikr
I would've asked her to join the table! 😭
Funny 😂 🚫 Die Awy 🤣
I would've asked "What else?" 😂
It was pretty elegantly said. I probably would have listened to.
She delivered the script perfectly!
You could tell she was reading it ....
@@ellebell9139Still tho.
@@ellebell9139it's about delivery not whether she's reading it
@@noemad5391 she delivered it like she's bad at reading
@@ellebell9139 or she delivered it like someone asked her what's new and to NOT make it sound so robotic she actually thinks in the scene about what's new.she does a good job of not staring off screen towards the prompt. And if you have watched this show everything is exactly as it should be. It's 100% authentic to the character. She also has to pause when laughter is going on, (it's a live audience) so that her lines can be heard.
"Kim & Kanye had a baby, so there's another Kardashian to not keep up with" 🤣🤣🤣
Which one - North or South? I forget which came first
@@55Quirll north???
😂😂😂
@@guest36004 Yes, the first child.
@@Carysbear OK, thanks. It is difficult to recall the names of their children.
I swear if I met a waitress like this I would immediately fall in love
Max :- "In your dreams" ,😂
She'd bully me but jokes on her I'm into that shit
@@kimuires _EXACTLY_
What if she were ugly and were a lunch-back?
Tip big! 😂
I love how he didn't interrupt her once
Why?
He got hook
@@ChaosArchives667because it’s a tv show, a sit-com more specifically. Which relies on making jokes out of seemingly normal situations one could experience in real life.
There's a reason for that 😐😐😐
I think it was from fear
It’s like “we didn’t start the fire” but for the 2010s
Foreign debts, homeless vets, AIDS, crack, Bernie Goetz
Hypodermics on the shore, China's under martial law
Rock and roller, cola wars, I can't take it anymore
We didn't start the fire
2020s edition would have to have absolute bars to compete with the god level of plagues, pestilence and deaths of this current decade
@@audreydoyle5268 do it!
@@Babbling_Wizard I gotta see this
Some ideas:
COVID, Kobe Bryant, Australian Wildfires, all the variants, online, no 2020 Olympics, lockdown, no TP, COVID pets, home projects, the Evergreen, hurricanes, antivax, antimask, storming the capitol, Squid Game, Ukraine, Mahsa Amini, losing Betty White, the Queen, Will Smith at the Oscars, Avatar 2, FIFA World Cup, m-pox.. what’d I miss?
Edit: Australian bushfires, presidential arrest
@@miniwolfii17 the evergreen?
He didn't just get an update, he got the entire expansion pack
Her tone and expression about her dialogues are amazing ❤.
"exept Angelina Jolie, 'cause she's awesome"
*I agree.*
we all do
Except for Rachel from friends
I feel like everyone has just wiped their minds about how she once made out with her own brother, and dated Billy Bob Thornton.
@@dfg3179 People are weird, but you can’t deny what she has done is amazing. And she IS an amazing mother while being an A-List celebrity. I mean look at Kris Jenner, her children are trainwrecks.
Everyone Agrees ❤
We need Max present news 🤣🤣🤣🤣
She would talk for a week
her and colin jost
they hired her for two very big reasons
Definitely
The seven day forecast would be over by the weather happens by the time she finished
"Anything new on the menu"
"My guy you got glasses use em"
She just informed me on the year of 2020, 2021, and 2022
LOL This scene is a time capsule.
What show is it?
@@lamaaa-squad8009 2 Broke Girls
@@StefWriter **NOT TIME CAPSULE BUT AMERICAS GARBAGES,,,WHICH THE WORLD DOESN'T GIVE A F$$K**
Rihanna got hit and still didn't run.. 💀💀
That one took me all the way out😂😂😂
had me like 😮
can u explain
@@cloudyxxx1296 chris brown used to beat rihanna ass
@@cloudyxxx1296 in 2009, Chris Brown got arrested for domestic abuse after he assaulted Rihanna and left her face bruised and swollen, they broke up and then got back together in 2012 and this episode was around that time before she eventually did run
He knew she wasn't answering his question. But he let her keep going. Love it!
“So now there’s another kardashian to NOT keep up with” 😂💀😂 love that
She summarised the world news in 1 minute; what better can u get?
One more instance if americans thinking USA is the world
"The world" 🙄
Can she be the news reporter for the world 😂
Also she basically did summarise the world because everything going on in America is basically world news.
And they thought that was a busy season for news. I want to see her 2020 version.
@@mehulagrawal5927Don't be too hard on them. Not everyone remembers that Egypt is part of America lmao.
She just recapped a whole decade in under a minute.
I think a whole decade and a half: "Gay marriage is in."
@@jonahchalom3159 this is pretty much all 2012/2013 she’s talking about facebook stock which went public in 2012 and 2013 was the supreme court case that made it nearly impossible for states to ban gay marriage (2015 is the one when it became fully legalized) and chris brown beat rihanna in 2009 so at absolute most it’s 6 years but everything else is 2012/2013
Imagine if Stormie watches this when she's older 😅
That’s not Kim and Kanye’s child why would she care
How did she remember all of that ?
Delivered it so smoothly.
Not gonna lie, this shit woke me up more than any news report
Learning about celebrities business from 10 years ago woke you up? Touch grass
@@jlooks95 Ah, yes, I forgot, people can't watch an old tv show when it first airs because nobody exists at the time, how could I forget
@@artofcreation_photos ........can ya just not?
"My name is Max cause the hospital didn't let my mother name me oops." 😂
1.8K likes and not a single bot comment?….
interesting
@sendhelp8 thanks?
@@serafinalight3409 just doing my duty to the world
@sendhelp8 you're doin god's work
I would have given her a round of applause. 🤣
The fact that he got like, 3 separate chances to cut her out but nope, he still listened because those _are_ some spicy juicy news 😂😂
If this we were real life, I would have given her that look like "OMG, OKAY ALREADY"
Well it’s not. It’s a sitcom so get over it
If it's real life..
no waitress will do that to you LOL
@@clonnlijinhlong2713 that's shame.
I would like some waitress to be like this. It would be minute that's more funny than my whole life lol
Hell if this was real life I would have laughed my arse off and gave her a good tip.
I would enjoy listenng to this succinct distillation of news from am independent source before a meal!
“I meant, on the menu.”
“Well why don’t you try being more precise next time?”
"Why don't you try reading the menu instead if staring down my cleavage every time I walked by you?"
I'm going out on a limb here, but I think it is a waitress's job to discuss what food he'll order, rather than waste time talking about ten years of celebrity gossip.
@@carultch oh damn I've been going in the wrong restaurants then
@@carultch that was the whole point about this scene
Sounds like a character in the 50s a news report would go "Hey lady i need a stoey give me the local scoop"
this got me bamboozled,frazzled,puzzled and laughing histericly on the floor.
Most helpful waitress ever
You misspelled hot. 😊
She was good at delivering the news but not very good at her job
"Now there's another Kardashian not to keep up with"
She recaps the whole decade with a straight face lol. Love it!!
Welcome to a casual American diner where the only free thing you get is 10 metric tons of sarcasm
Wow. Never watched that show, but pretty sure I recognise that year. I was in high school…..😅
RUclips randomly gave me that option to rate your comment of all of them. So I gave it the worst review, the angry face ad check marked everything, which each check mark was bad lol. In reality, I liked your comment lol. Keep it up champ
i haven't watched it either, but I aslo remember that year! it was the year I graduated
@@alvaroee14then why did you give it a bad rating wtf lmao ?!?
What's It called?
@@alvaroee14 I think they do that to help filter your personal feed as much as anything… so, you did you a dirty. 😂 I wasn’t even notified that I’d been rated 🤷♀️
Actually a cousin of ours died super young I think around a year ago and they needed help paying for his funeral and there was a GoFundMe and Angelina Jolie actually paid the whole thing
No way???
@@cloudcampos4555 yup! It did happen, Elijah was killed by homicide though by his stepmom and his mom was an accessory
@@Chanelperiod omg thats a lot
@@RANDOMEDITZ2 yeah
@@Chanelperiodwait both the step mom and the mom?
I’d probably start coming back every few weeks to get my news from Max after that lol 😂
The teacher in California she mentioned was actually my 8th grade English teacher 🤦♀️
How does it feel to know she was putting out but not to you?
@@Elthenar
🤣🤣
@@Elthenar😂😂😂😂
@@Elthenarit will be a relief... I guess?
@@ElthenarI love your comment.😂
I wish this was how the news went, man....
She really did sum up 2013 perfectly.
Kat is absolutely gorgeous!!!!
The fact that he just listened and didn't try to stop her lol
Get Billy Joel on the phone, he'll make a new song out of that list of events 😭😭
Uncle Murdas year recap
If a waitress said this to me she would instantly get a $50 tip
Im using that "the hospital wouldnt let my mother name me oops"
I just sat there and actually enjoyed that history lesson
I cant with the Rihanna got hit and still didn’t run… HELPPP IM WHEEZZINGGG
Max IS the reason I still watch this show.
'Rihanna got hit and still didn't run' 💀💀💀
Show name?
That was….a nice trip down memory lane…the fact that most of that has not changed…makes me feel sad…and or worried 😂
i agree angie is awesome and so is max ❤
When your waitress dreams of hosting SNL
I would’ve been like “damn… tell me more” cause I’m so out of the loop with what’s going on in the world cause I just don’t really care that much but I find it entertaining when people tell me about it
There are 2 reasons I watch this show.
Her mouth and her boobs?
They got around to hating Angelina Jolie too. She's out there trying so hard to get the UN to do something about the tragic, unprecedented refugee crisis and the extreme human rights violations going on right under their nose, while saving the bees and by all accounts, being a pretty good mom... bUt ShE wAs mEaN tO Brad Pitt, so...
Edit- I'm not going to get into a whole comment section thing. All I meant was that all any of us really know about what happened in that relationship is that they were super in love but it became bad for both of them. And without knowing the entire story, I am not going to judge them for fractions of the truth about what is entirely their business, not mine. Maybe she's standing up for her kids, maybe she's being vindictive, maybe it's much more complicated than that like most things like this are, maybe it's none of my fucking business.
Define mean in this case? Idk anything, lol. Like false accusations of verbal abuse or something? How serious is it?
Mean? Yeah okay, tearing down a home and then verbal abuse, that ain't "mean", that's being a good person only when it's convenient for her.
@@mash2217 Shit....
She is highly narcissistic and very self centered. A lot of so called humanitarian are this way. Those who are not personality disordered, do not talk about what they do. Why isn't she down on the border of Mexico helping the humanitarian effort there?
She tried to ruin Brad Pitt by making false allegations. She is a creep. Most likely borderline.
Except she's a complete crazy and all the things she advocates for are either ineffective or long term harmful.
She is a good director, though. I hope she makes many more movies.
We were so young, so full of hope then...
Sweet, delusional hope....
My guy, you didn't even TRY to interrupt? But, fair, that speech was glorious
This is how you earn a tip before I even place the order😂😂😂
max would make an amazing news reporter
OMG learning those lines. Like a Shakespeare Puck monologue. Lol
New verse for “We didn’t start the fire”
They looked like a perfect match for some reason. He seems so interested and kinda mesmerised
“Rihanna got hit and still didn’t run” Excuse me 👁👄👁😂😂😂
She made me drop my phone with that one lol
Damn, how did she remember all the lines?!🤣🤣🤣
she has huge memory glands?
Me with adhd when Somebody asks me how my day is going
That right there would be a big tip and a constant visit every week if i could get the world news summary every meal 😂
This is almost 10 years old and some of these are _still_ relevant.
Thing is he said out of town not the country, her delivery was always the best, imagine her doing that today the way she would just list it off 😂😂😂😂
And even if out of the country we can keep up with the events via news and other ways
So it's like he was out of the solar system 💀
He also didn't say anything about the menu looking different, he just didn't want to read so asked her to do it for him Dx
@@everydaykronicler9974 should've asked that instead but then again we wouldn't have gotten the "Rihanna got hit and still didn't run" line big yikes
When your message is terrible, but your messenger is even worse.
Some of this is still accurate 😭
I would've always visited her to get the news bulletin
This deserves an Oscar 😂
This is some good writing! The delivery is epic!
While this show was hard to watch.... there was INCREDIBLE moments!!
I agree, Angelina jolie is awesome 💕
I am sorry, acknowledge how well she described this era, right now
she so beautifulllll😭😭😭
This is how I got my news that day 😂😂😂
This is how I want my news from now on.
As a Texan...I assure you, we most certainly do not hate women.
It was mocking the Texas laws not the people, don’t worry!
Texan lawmaker =/= Texans
Altough in retrospect, the Texans did kinda vote for the lawmakers who hate women
The first half of that list severely ages this clip… but then the second half feels really modern.
"That's a lot of information to take in 30 seconds" - this line from Friends is all I could think after this
Everything she said was correct…everythingg..specially the Angelina Jolie
Idk how that guy wasn't laughing so hard
I mean....he probably was. No one's that jaded lol
Acting serie
At exactly the same time she said Rihanna a notification about her poped up on my phone, wow 🤔
I love how he patiently waited and didn’t interrupt a woman scorned. She’s clearly pissed about every one of those things and just needed to say it out loud
I loved this show!! It was the funniest show on t.v..And she's right about Angelina!
“I meant on the menu”
BuT u DiDnT hAvE tO cUt Me OfF
Lol the way I would have been like “oof wow, well thanks for the catch up, can I have an omelette?😅”
I love how he clarified the question after his indignation
"Not what I was asking for but that was peculiarly informative".
One of the most epic monologues ever!
“Cuz the hospital wouldn’t let her name me oops” 💀
this show was the greatest, why do all the best shows get canceled too soon :(
I need more episodes of these
If I had a restaurant with a server like Max I would eat there every week, she is hilarious
Because she's hilarious. Riiiiiiight
This show gets hated on so much but thia was a genuinely funny clip imo. She's got skills delivering all that so fluidly
I picked up what Max picked up on from “whats new” too 😂
Yup. She’s pretty much sums up everything.
She is an amazing actress!!
The funny part is how many people think they just got factual news from watching a clip from a sitcom.
They're legit just clapping along, not even realising how outdated the 'news' is.
Gotta love scenes where writers decided to use a popular character as a puppet to spew their political views at the audience because they know no-one cares what they personally have to say.
The Angelina Jolie part got me😂
That Rihanna got me , love max