Gallivanter Baller ST-D Customization & Review | GTA Online
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- Опубликовано: 12 сен 2024
- Today I customize the Gallivanter Baller ST-D in GTA Online! #gta5 #gtaonline #gta5update
BTD5 - Main Theme
NFS Carbon - Tuner Theme
Clash of Clans - Main Theme
Don't ask about the description, random gibberish apparently gets videos more exposure so just ignore the following, thank you :)
HEY BOYS (gamers) (gaming) it is me HARMNONE (harmnone) here to play gta5 (gta 5) (gta online) I recently purchased an iPhone 13 from (mrbossftw) (he was illegally selling them :D) as I walked down MAIN STREET towards MADISON SQUARE GARDEN I stumbled across LEBRON JAMES (wow, incredible) he was in the middle of getting DUNKED ON by MICHAEL JORDAN (MJ) because even at 780 years old MICHAEL JORDAN is still a much better player than Bron (it's true) as I walked I saw a billboard featuring EST GEE & 42 DUGG (two of the greatest rappers alive) advertising their new ALBUM "LAST ONES LEFT" (they are the last ones left) on top of that I also walked past LIL BABY (the goat). As I continued I stumbled upon JOE BIDEN (wtf) (he was taking money from mrbossftw to be let off of his prison sentence) (he was convicted of being one of the worst RUclipsr's in history) after I witnessed this (which I totally didn't obviously) (pls joe don't have my family wiped). Finally I reached my final destination, JFK INTERNATIONAL AIRPORT where I then witnessed TGG (the gaming gorilla, ((famous gta 5 RUclipsr)) being detained by the TSA for suspicion of international piracy on the high seas (wow). Naturally this was alarming as I didn't believe that he was a pirate (innocent until proven guilty) I then boarded my plane and flew into EUROPE (but definitely not near UKRAINE or RUSSIA ((I DONT WANT TO GO THERE RIGHT NOW)) finally the plane landed in Somalia, where I then dismounted the plane (yes) and got into a white Toyota Hilux pickup truck (with a mounted DShK machine gun in the bed((a bit odd)) I then went to a remote village on the eastern side of the BEAUTIFUL NATION. In said village I was instructed to enter a hut made of scrap corrugated metal fence and blue tarps. Inside of the hut I found something I never expected to see. Tylarious, Broughy1322, Digital Car Addict, Saintsfan, Nitrix Warlord, TGG and... MRBOSSFTW... all sitting around a small table made of thatch and tires (wtf is going on omg) they then sat me down and handcuffed me to the small 3 legged white plastic chair (oh no)
Naturally this was a very alarming situation to be apart of, but I wasn't going to let it get the best of me. Next thing I know, DONALD (redacted monetization and legal reasoning) AND KANYE (yez) WEST enter the hut through the back piece of tarp.
MrBossFTW comes over to me while the others watch in disarray, he gets close to me and whispers in my ear "you wanna know how I got this hut?"
I replied "no not really"
He said "I've made over 7,000 clickbait videos, extended just past the 8 minutes mark, for extra ad revenue. Now that my views are dwindling and the next era of GTA RUclipsrs are being ushered in, I've felt it was time to take the reigns back into my hands"
Feeling very confused and like I was having a fever dream, just when I thought things couldn't get any stranger...
WHISTLINDIESEL RUNS THROUGH THE WALL OF CORRUGATED FENCE AND TARPS IN HIS BRAND NEW LAMBORGHINI HURACAN THAT HE recently purchased from TJ HUNT (what is going on ((I am truly alarmed)) hitting and dismembering the worst GTA 5 youtuber of all time.
Moments later we all gather ourselves and meet around what's left of the table (there is not much)
Former US President Donald (redacted for legal and monetization reasons) reaches his hand out to me and assures me that nothing like this will ever happen again (wow) and that MrBossFTW has been a wanted criminal on the CIA's MOST WANTED LIST for 10 YEARS (!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)
I receive the CONGRESSIONAL MEDAL OF HONOUR for my antics (not sure what I did but ok hehe) (medal of honor go brrrrrrrrr) I then ride back to the airport with the unspoken president and we depart back to NORTH AMERICA (epic)
Thank you DOnALD :)
If you made it this far Idk why you read all of that but I certainly hope you enjoyed it.
Oh and KIM KARDASHIAN & SKETE (pete) PETE DAVIDSON (peter davidson) are goofs
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That’s probably why they took so long to release it 😭
Perfect 😅
can they just add a trackhawk already
I loved the brief pause while taking out the two wheeled vermon. However, if you were in the highly underappreciated Canis Seminole, the bike would have followed the bicyclist over the hill instead of just clearing the guardrail. Keep up the excellent work. I look forward to all of your videos.
Shi had me dying😂
The Seminole would automatically delete all 2 wheelers within a 2 mile radius, wouldn’t even get close
Damn, so in addition to all the other perks, the Canis Seminole also has a passive biker-killing aura? This is truly, by far, the best bang for your buck vehicle in all of gta!
The fact that he used Clash Of Clans theme music is nice.
Idk if anyone noticed this but the soothing bgm is the OG COC theme on our home village 😂❤
yes i jast think my pc is hacked or what why coc noise come if my coc is off than i stop the video when im chill becuse that is video backgourd sound oh my godss🥲
"Hang on boys I got business to take care of right quick" I fkn died 😂😂😂
someone at Rockstar really likes Range Rovers I guess. I don't think we needed another one.
There's a very long list of cars that I would've rather had that's for sure lol
Facts
range rover and porsche are rock star favorites brands
They should’ve done a classic one like a 1990 Land Rover
Gta is just trolling us with SUV’s at this point
Been waiting a hot ass minute for this one
Bro what the hell are up with some of these new Imani tech vehicles not having armor plating this shit it getting annoying
Great great color combo. That’s what I go for with armored vehicles usually to give a pseduo-military feel
Thanks for getting the review done so quick!!!!
great, ANOTHER baller
when harm puts on a clash on clans music you know its about to be a banger of video
Day 46 of asking for a tier list of all the cars that you put in S-tier in all of your previous tierlists.
Harm, that NPC was pissed af when you pulled out. Even had to censor what bro was saying.😂😂😂
Bro yeah he cussed like 4 times Idk what he was on but he was tripping lmao
@@HarmNone Lmfao😂 Awesome video bro!
He came pretty close to crashing, a normal person would start cussing
They could've added a trackhawk or Durango but instead they dic ride range Rover
im gave my friends an ST-D
(i haven't played this week)
I'm glad it's inami tech just wish there were more options
Agreed
So many cars that we really want and Rockstar decided to add another variant of this SUV 🤢🤢🤢
I feel the same way. But at least its an imani tech. Still kinda garbage to look at since there are so many variants.
@@rayellison3290Dude it's the best looking one of them all, unless you prefer the longer look of the ST
Nah this one the best
True I wanna Benny's Progen T20 aka McLaren P1 GTR, T20 lacked upgrade for too long
@@Ha-young_is_Just_Too_Fine that would be insane
Why the hate for this car, at least it‘s something🤷🏼♂️ great video btw!
BECAUSE there's already 2 or 3 other versions of this SUV.
MOST people don't want SUVs. They want JDM Icons. They want classic American muscle. They want European legends. They want rare cars you don't see everywhere, all the time. The Baller Gallivantor SUVs are seen everywhere, almost all the time.
Why get excited for something you literally see everywhere, all the time?
Why get excited for something that *isn't* special, rare, or unique?
I'm glad we got it, it's a beautiful car
Man,I was so excited for this vehicle, why does it have a glass roof bruh
Didn’t know harmnone liked ST-Ds
Lol, I had this 3 weeks ago with Benny Wheels😂
All Bennys wheels are absolutely hideous. If you are proud of this i expect you to be like 12 years old. Same btw for F1 wheels on non-F1 cars.
Nah bro you have no taste on cars if you put Benny's wheel in every car 🤦♂️
@@lordthwaites8846only car that looks good w F1 is the z170 or whatever w the wide arches it sits perfectly until u drive it 😭😭but fr mfs want hot wheel cars
I wish the new Baller ST-D had the oil slick mines as well. Lock on jammer and oil slick is my favorite combination
I was in fact hyped when i saw that this thing was going to come out..but after seeing the customization i got super disapointed.😮
The clash of clans music 😂
YESSSS I SWEAR A TRACKHAWK THATS EXACTLY WHAT I THOUGHT WHEN I DROVE THIS BABY😭😭❤️💯 the way this thing takes off should have had a trackhawk body in my opinion
Still wish the new Cavalcade got imani tech...
I am so glad that you've mentioned that Rockstar should have given us a Track hawk! I've even emailed them a few times letting them know that a Track Hawk, Hellcat Durango, or TRX would be a well respected DLC! I've even mentioned to them about how the MC community is in desperate need of motorcycles with missile lock-on jammers! They never listen to the people that actually love this game! To a lot of people, this is an alternate lifestyle! Anyway, thank you @HarmNone for the content you provide us! I always rely on your videos for all new updates and customizations! 🫡🫡🫡🫡
I’m gonna drive this for the next 5 minutes and then get bored and hop back on the oppressor 🙃
They have added a lot of Omani tech which is good as if you want to flex the car you can do it without getting griefed
I did nine a nice light blue by the way always enjoy your videos m8 always helpful and informative
Its not like I’m hearing bloons BTD background sounds🐐
Nice customization, pretty sure the royal family of Britain uses the dark green range/land rovers.
Lmao sent that bicyclist off the cliff
Trackhawk is a must 💯
Thanks for the review of the car I have been looking for car like this I’m going to get it now
I keep hearing and seeing this about "bullet resistant windows" but... where do I equip these at because I've had my windows easily and quickly shot out a few times already in this thing?
They’re just on the car
Interesting... 🤔 is it only for NPC bullets or are mine just faulty? @@HarmNone
I'm astonished that you've added carbon ekstrak track mate damn!! im hyped you mande me travel back to 2007
Damn, I wish I’d not blown millions on the Cadillac Escalade the other month! It’s about time R* introduced this model. They were released a while ago and had a massive plug in London at the Queens funeral 😂. The rear vertical lights are very similar to the Cadillac Escalade. Not sure who introduced that first.
GREAT NEWS!!! I shot mine yesterday. I love the old school bullet resistant windows
Really cool customisation! I really like the colour combo, but I think that bronze would have been just perfect.
The bike rider 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
We can make a better DJ from cars with this. Rare Rockstar W!
Harmnone you love bleached brown just had to say it 😂
I definitely prefer it over my cavalcade xl & the modifications aren't bad. It handles exactly like another vehicle from this variant. 2.3 million fully upgraded 3+ million with imani tech. Is it worth it? Too early to decide
This is why I prefer NPC 😆 🤣 😂
Bro can you please show car interior view aswell when you make reviews. I need to see the cockpit view before i buy any car
Hear me out, mob boss manhunt.
been waiting for this
Hey Harmnone i would love to see cars build from movies , like cars fast and furious and etc
That coc theme music in background 🫡
You got a like just for that bike
12:00 It can take 15 shots from assault rifle. I think the first gen imani tech cars the best out there is jubilee, i think this baller st-d really beat the jubilee!!! Gonna buy this Baller st-d!!!!😄😄
Dude your cruel to that npc on the bike.
It was deserved
We want land rover defender
Hmm I think I’ll grab that. Need to get the Agency soon lol
For around the same price, get the Agency first. Trust me, you’ll make your money back quick.
@@ryanholmes2678 oh with Acid runs I’ll be fine. I don’t really care much about time value I play invite only for everything really. Unless I’m goofing around. I just got the Terrabyte and my first large crate warehouse, been using the small one to get familiar with the business
Love the colour combo, use that one myself.... Peace ✌️
this one has no armor plating which is sad cuz it blows up with only 1 rocket
Is bro playing Clash Royale lobby music as the background music?
Yes
Why am I hearing clash of clans for background music😂
I love St-Ds there really nice i got my girl one really recently😁
Don't you think it would've been funnier if you had boosted the game audio when you hit that cyclist and let us hear the scream as he flys off.
Kinda bummed they didn't release this as part of the new GTA+ month like they have been doing for all their DLC drip feed vehicles. Hoping they do for the new Impaler SZ and Canis Terminus (which will also be an Imani Tech vehicle.) Already know they're not gonna give us the Gauntlet police car or Cluckin Bell truck for free so wish they would hurry up and drop that heist.
🥱 keep spending money on dumb stuff like that bud😂
Love he takes Care off business
+1 mafia cars for me and the homies 😎
I did a Royal Blue matte primary, black secondary. Black Concave mesh rims. It looks amazing
Fr they shoulda added the jeep trackhawk 😒
This is what the original Baller ST should have been, I would just get a street Baller as its free.
I almost want to run the numbers and see how much your getting. Its $825,000 more for the ST-D over the ST. That's some expensive D.
Can’t go wrong with green n gold. 🎉
am i going crazy or is clash of clans just casually playing
Welp, it is just another Baller and we have a bunch of em already, however i do like this one more than the others!
I just wanna say MORE HIDE N SEEK and LONGER VIDEOS! That is all. Thank you!
Can’t complain on the performance but bro why do we need another baller😭 they released so many other new SUVs and RS was like nope no Track Hawk here’s a 10th edition baller tho lol
What did the bicycle rider do to you?! 😂
Existed
How many fucking luxury SUVs does rockstar think we need
Your should do the std vs the rebula gts
So glad we're getting a 50th Range Rover instead of anything interesting that car people would want
True that, Range Rover people dont even like cars, they just like to swank around. Though if it was a 1970s Range Rover, that would have been nice.
Wish the livery had more options
Finally
Gotta take care of business hahahaha 😂
I thought with it having imani tech and such it would be able to survive more than 1 missile
Why do I hear clash of clans music in the background😂😂😂😂😂
Why didn't you test it with homing rockets? I guess I'll have to go blow mine up.
Why the hell to you have the clash of clans music in the back
Its nice looking but i cant stand canted wheels they look dumb to me and i just cant see anything the jubilee i already have doesnt do the same or better
I’m just waiting for a trackhawk or Durango
Me too ram trx would be nice too
Best 4 door
Why is there clash of clans music in the background?
What in the Clash of Clans …
All We need is a dodge durango srt and we good ..
Can you upgrade this vehicle anywhere or just with the Imani tech
You can upgrade everything except the Imani Tech options at customs
Where do I go for the Imani tech ?
@@jerrywise1464Agency with vehicle workshop upgrade
How to make the stock wheels in black on this car on ps4???
Why am I not getting an imani tech option?
Please drag race this vs the Toros.
it'll definitely beat the Toros
Track wheels are hideous
This vs Jubilee?
why another baller man🫠
Because it's easy.
@@y_ffordd we already have enough baller variants
Villain from cars 2
Like 4/5(6) versions of this arnt enough? Ill stick with my LE LWB Armored version.
yea and get left when it’s time to cruise smh