I found a recipe for cooking roadkill. I was shocked, but when I found some and cooked it, it was delicious! I still don't know what to do with his bike...
Ridiculous we have to pay 5 dollars to play an online game with somebody. Meanwhile pretty much every episode you do is with subs and non-subs have almost no chance... Seems fair..
GoldenStingerable it's not that you have to 5 bucks to play with him. It's your choice whether you support him that way or not. Those who do are first in his priorities, he plays with followers too occasionally.
I have a joke. one day and blonde girl was crying her neighbor came and asked why she was crying she said her mom just died, her neighbor gave her food and tea and went back to her house. the next day she herd the blonde crying again, she asked why was she crying, she said she called her sister and her mom died to.
115th comment :o comment has 7 letters 115-7=108 Rearrange the numbers 180 180-115=65 65-7=49 65-49=16 7-16=9 9 is a multiple of three Illuminati confirmed
Okay so there's three guys on a boat out the middle of the ocean a French guy a mexican guy and an American guy the French guy throws up croissants and says we have too many of these in our country the Mexican guy throws off tocos and says we have too many of these in ourcountry and the American guy throws off the Mexican guy and says we have too many of these in our country
Who has heard the song tarantulas well in six grade I came up with this in history "swastikas swastikas everyone hates the swastikas if there's just blood were ur Jew friend was its probably because of the swastikas" (NO AFENCE JEWS) we love u ❤️😂
What was the vegetable joke with Ark? I'm hearing it as: "What's the worst part about eating a vegetable? - Putting your back in a chair!" Am I hearing that right? If so, don't get it XD
A vegatable (in reference to person) is somebody that cant do anything for themself as result of an illness or accident, meaning they couldnt walk talk or even on their own. Eating is oral sex on a woman
Swift or, I love your videos!!😂😂👍🏻👍🏻 I also have an idea for an LOL Idol: Hilarious Stories!!! If you read this then thanks and keep up the good work!!
"What's the hardest part of eating a vegetable? Putting them back in their chair" mentally ill people who can't really control themselves are called vegetables
"A quarter-pounder with cheese" IM IN THE MIDDLE OF FUCKING EATING
I found a recipe for cooking roadkill. I was shocked, but when I found some and cooked it, it was delicious! I still don't know what to do with his bike...
Ohh lol
That "worst day ever" LOL idol was so sad xD
Never getting posted
swiftor post it and make it private for me i wanna see it
Yea +swiftor I wanna see it
swiftor was it to much or did it just suck, i hate missing streams
One Christmas a child asked Santa for a baby sister. Santa replied with "I will but i need your mother"
AWKWARD
HAHAHAH funny joke dude!!
Potato Blade Lol
Lags laugh is great
Yeah defiantly lol!
Here's a joke
Say I'm a man after everything I say
"I went to the club"
"I picked up a girl"
"I took her home"
"In the morning she said"
How many DBZ characters does it take to change a lightbulb?
One, but it takes 10 episodes.
How many Mexicans?
how many of the sinister six does it take to screw in a light bulb
All of then 4 to hold down electro 1 to put the bulb in his mouth
I don't understand the "worst thing about eating a vegetable " joke
Same
a vegetable is a person who is awake but unable to feel or show any signs of sensation
Sometimes, medically ill people whose minds no longer function - but whose bodies still work - are called vegetables.
Trust me...you don't want to understand it....
Harbinger_CR ok now that swiftor said that I wish I didnt read these guys comments
9:32 this guy was wishing he could turn the gun around and lol himself
What's the worst part about eating a vegetable putting her back in her chair in dying !!!!😂😂😂😂😂😂
Mystic angel has been in every fucking episode
Twitch subscribers have a much easier time getting into my games.
Ridiculous we have to pay 5 dollars to play an online game with somebody. Meanwhile pretty much every episode you do is with subs and non-subs have almost no chance... Seems fair..
Subscribers have to pay to sub that's twitches rule so it's natural they get in easier
GoldenStingerable it's not that you have to 5 bucks to play with him. It's your choice whether you support him that way or not. Those who do are first in his priorities, he plays with followers too occasionally.
SWIFTOR!!! YOUR MORTAL MODE MADE THE PATRIOTS WIN YOUR MAGIC!
that second joke at the start got me laughing XD
I loved the screen door joke it was so funny
The quality on the one is so amazing
Thanks! Most of my videos from this year will be 60 fps, but I have some great older videos that will be 720p 30 frames
swiftor lol x ❷ = 進撃の巨人
That guys lisp had me crying
Dickhead
+sam watson a lot of people laughed
Conglatulations hahahaha. He cant say congratulations
This map reminds me of "The Polar Express
this is the best joke my life
swiftor and other people
Why dont you want to bring a fancy guy to China?
C'mon guess
Because fancy people drink pinkie up!
Lol
For people who don't get it, the pinkie in china means the same as the middle finger
how do you make Ethiopians rave?
-glue a piece of toast to the ceiling
He made the great swiftor face palm... That's when. U know its a bad joke :P
your videos are heaps good, keep up the good work
I guess we're all orphans at heart.
I have a joke. one day and blonde girl was crying her neighbor came and asked why she was crying she said her mom just died, her neighbor gave her food and tea and went back to her house. the next day she herd the blonde crying again, she asked why was she crying, she said she called her sister and her mom died to.
115th comment
:o comment has 7 letters
115-7=108
Rearrange the numbers 180
180-115=65
65-7=49
65-49=16
7-16=9
9 is a multiple of three
Illuminati confirmed
Hahaha the way people come up with this is hilarious...
7-16=-9!!! Dumbass
-9 is still divisible by 3.
Geez how long did it take you to come up with this lol!
I laughed so hard at killernations joke
This video was awesome
my joke is "what is the difference between a blond and a mosquito"... idk what? "the mosquito stops sucking after it got slapped".
subscribe to me if you laughed or chuckled.
I didn't get the vegetable one at the beginning
Great vid Swift what gun did you use.?
You know what's suspicious? When a black guy has a white mustache
Thumbing? Lmao its fuming
Love your video man keep up da good work tho
9:00 "thank you for swift's ex-boyfriend xxjokefacexx" XD a
Swift your my favorite RUclipsr! How is your day?
This was posted on my bday
You should do stand up comedy 5 minutes each player
+swiftor I really really like your hearthstone mug! :D
Etags was real funny man
What's the difference between an infant and a hurricane? You can't rip the eye out of a hurricane and skull fuck it.
I got dizzy😂
I GOT LAST PLACE. MOM GET THE CAMARA \😃/
The first joke for ark I didn't understand
i am going to take a number 2 when i come back this better be a top comment
Why don't you just say shit?
Swiftor, you did a funny stories episode in black ops 2.
Nice
I so badly want to be in one of ur games swift i love them
What would of been funny if swiftor asked "tell me a joke" and another player goes "your subscriber count"
Overdone Gaming it's pretty good
No-one actually wins coz when swiftor kills the last player 7ts says 1st = swiftor XD
Okay so there's three guys on a boat out the middle of the ocean a French guy a mexican guy and an American guy the French guy throws up croissants and says we have too many of these in our country the Mexican guy throws off tocos and says we have too many of these in ourcountry and the American guy throws off the Mexican guy and says we have too many of these in our country
thank allot
I Cried I Coundnt Breath
The kid at the start pronounced fume-ing as fum-ing
What is the difference between a pizza and a Jew
Pizza don't scream when their cooked
Nice vid
Who has heard the song tarantulas well in six grade I came up with this in history "swastikas swastikas everyone hates the swastikas if there's just blood were ur Jew friend was its probably because of the swastikas" (NO AFENCE JEWS) we love u ❤️😂
WIN :D
Hilarious
i was playing cod advance warfare with my sister and she ate a hole box of pizza so i warned the game that she was using exo fat
How many teenage girls does it take to change a light bulb.11, 1 to change it and 10 to take photos of it for facebook
You should do a beatbox
What was the vegetable joke with Ark? I'm hearing it as: "What's the worst part about eating a vegetable? - Putting your back in a chair!" Am I hearing that right? If so, don't get it XD
I also don't get it
I think the vegetable bit is probably reference to the male 'vegetables', but I can't quite figure out the second part to appreciate the first part XD
A vegatable (in reference to person) is somebody that cant do anything for themself as result of an illness or accident, meaning they couldnt walk talk or even on their own.
Eating is oral sex on a woman
You're both too young for that...
A vegetable is a person that is paralysed, eating means licking out and then you put HER back in her chai
Um I'm 23, some people just don't get particular jokes
Y did the chicken go 2 kfc to see chickens strip
Yo swift im being serious when i say this, what was your job before streaming?
What are Swiftbucks? since when is there betting?
Yay
My joke, womens rights
Mint
What does he mean by the vegetable and the chair thing
Iv'e heard the joke that killer said
I dont get the Ethiopian food one
It means that he hasn't eaten ethiopian food before because Ethiopia is a country that was destroyed a long time ago but the food still exist
Crust.
Swift or, I love your videos!!😂😂👍🏻👍🏻 I also have an idea for an LOL Idol: Hilarious Stories!!! If you read this then thanks and keep up the good work!!
Whole time I wanted to puke
because of the constant spinning on the carousel
How do u get in one of these lobbies i have ps3 and 360
Hey swiftor what did armless sandy get for her birthday,
a swingset
Funny
that's eeeeeeeeeee
And killers aswell
Lives lags joke
I couldn't hear the answer to the final chicken joke. What was it???
*****
no it wasnt
Shh
What was the vegetable one i couldn't understand him
why does a german shower have 11 holes? because a jew has 10 fingers.
How do u get swift bucks and I want to play with u so badly
I'm not convinced that Muslim religion can move mountains, but the I've seen what it's done to skyscrapers.
Errors
@ 6:33...I don't get it.
Can somebody tell me what he just said?
"What's the hardest part of eating a vegetable? Putting them back in their chair" mentally ill people who can't really control themselves are called vegetables
idk
Mistic this is episode of jokes not cringe
I like lags
Hi. Swiftor did you know I subscribed you.😇 you have good vid
Keep sub +swifter
What's was the answer for what goes good on pizza? ?
What goes good on pizza but not pussy?
Crust
What do swiftbucks do?
Used for betting, check my earlier video "Intro to Swiftbucks" for an explanation
my joke is *What do ducks smoke what Quack
Clash KiD heh
Mystic Angels was funny
i don't get the vegetable joke can someone explain
I got a really funny joke I wish I could say it.
Just say it...
Today I took a shower with bubbles. Hint: Bubbles is the girl next door.
Chaotic Carnage That isn't a joke
Dillios the Spartan Joke: A thing that someone says to cause amusement or laughter, especially a story with a funny punchline. Dumbass
That was the shittest joke ever i bet if you told 1 million no one would laugh
Wow really dude people don't do that
is lukas lithuainian?