@@saaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan1426 No lo sé, el video es ruso pero llegaron los britanicos, a la vez que he visto a algunos latinos por lo comentarios, es todo muy XD
@@weelyhp292 its speech from kira yoshi who was based on david bowie who killed women for their hands and masturbated to them and hes really cool i want to be like him when i grow up
Fun fact (maybe): Kris is 15 years old, For some reason. maybe something about deltarune is related with 1997 like virovirokun and Spamton. And the song "April 2012" that may be Kris' age
@@imthecoolestguyalive That's just the continuation of that joke, they say "He told me everything. U-huh." or sm like that And i haven't watched it either lol
*ahem My name is Yoshikage Kira. I’m 33 years old. My house is in the northeast section of Morioh, where all the villas are, and I am not married. I work as an employee for the Kame Yu department stores, and I get home every day by 8 PM at the latest. I don’t smoke, but I occasionally drink. I’m in bed by 11 PM, and make sure I get eight hours of sleep, no matter what. After having a glass of warm milk and doing about twenty minutes of stretches before going to bed, I usually have no problems sleeping until morning. Just like a baby, I wake up without any fatigue or stress in the morning. I was told there were no issues at my last check-up. I’m trying to explain that I’m a person who wishes to live a very quiet life. I take care not to trouble myself with any enemies, like winning and losing, that would cause me to lose sleep at night. That is how I deal with society, and I know that is what brings me happiness. Although, if I were to fight I wouldn’t lose to anyone.
If anyone wants the og speech: My name is Yoshikage Kira. I'm 33 years old. My house is in the northeast section of Morioh, where all the villas are, and I am not married. I work as an employee for the Kame Yu department stores, and I get home every day by 8 PM at the latest. I don't smoke, but I occasionally drink. I'm in bed by 11 PM, and make sure I get eight hours of sleep, no matter what. After having a glass of warm milk and doing about twenty minutes of stretches before going to bed, I usually have no problems sleeping until morning. Just like a baby, I wake up without any fatigue or stress in the morning. I was told there were no issues at my last check-up. I'm trying to explain that I'm a person who wishes to live a very quiet life. I take care not to trouble myself with any enemies, like winning and losing, that would cause me to lose sleep at night. That is how I deal with society, and I know that is what brings me happiness. Although, if I were to fight I wouldn't lose to anyone.
My name is Kira Yoshikage. I am 33 years old. My house is in the northeastern part of Morio, where all the villas are located. I'm not married. I work at kame Yu department store and come home no later than 8 p.m. I don't smoke, but sometimes I do. I go to bed at 11 p.m. and make sure I get exactly eight hours of sleep no matter what. After drinking a glass of warm milk and stretching for twenty minutes before going to bed, I usually sleep without problems until the morning. Like a child, I wake up in the morning without any fatigue and stress. Na mo
My name is Kili, a teenager who is not depressive at all, I have a mom and dad and I studied in a rather good school but sometimes I get sad and I think about hanging myself, maybe one day
My name is Kris Dreemurr, I’m 12 years old. My house is in the northest section of Home, where all the villas are, and I am not married. I go to my mom’s school as a student for Mrs. Alphys’s science class, and i get home everyday by 6 PM at the lastest. I don’t smoke and I don’t drink. I’m in bed by 11 PM and make sure i get eight hours of sleep, no matter what. After having a glass of warm milk and doing about twenty minutes of stretches before going to bed, i usually have no problems sleeping until morning. Just like a baby, i wake up without any fatigue or stress in the morning. I was told there were no issues at my last check-up. I’m trying to explain that i’m a person who wishes to live a very quiet life. I take care not to trouble myself with any enemies, like winning and losing, that would cause me to lose sleep at night. That is how I deal with society, and i know that is what brings me happiness. Although, If I were to fight I wouldn’t lose to anyone
@@buttersweet3616 My name is Yoshikage Kira. I’m 33 years old. My house is in the northeast section of Morioh, where all the villas are, and I am not married. I work as an employee for the Kame Yu department stores, and I get home every day by 8 PM at the latest. I don’t smoke, but I occasionally drink. I’m in bed by 11 PM, and make sure I get eight hours of sleep, no matter what. After having a glass of warm milk and doing about twenty minutes of stretches before going to bed, I usually have no problems sleeping until morning. Just like a baby, I wake up without any fatigue or stress in the morning. I was told there were no issues at my last check-up. I’m trying to explain that I’m a person who wishes to live a very quiet life. I take care not to trouble myself with any enemies, like winning and losing, that would cause me to lose sleep at night. That is how I deal with society, and I know that is what brings me happiness. Although, if I were to fight I wouldn’t lose to anyone.
My name is Kris Dreemurr, I am 12 years old. My house is in the northern section of Home, where all the villas are, and I am not married. I go to my mom's school as a student for Ms. Alphys' science class, and I get home at 6 p.m. every day. m. later than. I don't smoke and I don't drink. I'm in bed at 11 p.m. m. and I make sure I get eight hours of sleep, no matter what. After drinking a glass of warm milk and doing about twenty minutes of stretching before going to bed, I usually have no problem sleeping until the morning. Just like a baby, I wake up without fatigue or stress in the morning. They told me there were mo problems at my last checkup. I am trying to explain that I am a person who wants to live a very quiet life. I am careful not to bother with any enemies, such as winning and losing, that would make me lose sleep at night. This is how I deal with society, and knowing that is what brings me happiness. Although, if I had to fight I wouldn't lose to anyone
wtf
alguien tomo el clip que saque de un video
didn't expect someone to actually watch the clip
jajaja
I didn't think this would get to you
@@Vesselbruh it randomly appeared in My recommended.
Its really cool!
Лол это руское видео хотя хз чё тут делают англичан. Да и вобще может я могу оказаться англичаном 💀?
@@saaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan1426 No lo sé, el video es ruso pero llegaron los britanicos, a la vez que he visto a algunos latinos por lo comentarios, es todo muy XD
Kris claims to get 8 hours of sleep but they’ll always do something bizarre at 3 AM no matter what
OOOHH so that's why they're always late to class
They take a break between the 1rst 4 hours and the 2nd 4 hours
Nah bro
They doing them 3am challenges 💀💀💀
@@IkitheStiki summoning amogus by drinkin the amogus potion 💀
@@thefunkiestswag reel!!!111
the fact that Tey speak without emotion is what makes this even scarier....and contradictory.
*they Kris uses they/them.
@@colynnstuffyy oh right, sorry i forgot about that
speak*
singular they/them pronouns go by the same gramatical rules plural they/them pronouns go by
@@xd-px5ne 😓sorry. i'm braziliam so my inglish is not the better.
@@Oculosfrito carai BR sendo o primeiro nos comentários man, aí sim
The Kris-Jotaro thumbnail got me, but now im realising how well Kira's speech works with Kris.
kirs
@@eyitsaperson apparently your typo means cherry in some random language, according the yt translate
@@fallencyano9015 it's not a typo its a pun of kris and kira
@@bat2564 i see
Funniest shit might be that Kris sounds nothing like a 12 year old
Probably because the one who voiced Kris but i dont know i cant voice act
Just like jojo intended
Toriel literally says they'll be in college soon. Kris is probably 16-17
ik it's a meme but i'm pretty sure kris is way older than that 😭
The introduction feels very much like the first opening of an anime giving information to the viewers
It's actually Kira Yoshikage explaining his lifestyle.
That's because it basically is lol
It hits even more when you know where it comes from.
where does it COME FROM?
@@weelyhp292 JoJos, bizarre adventure, part four diamonds unbreakable the main villain of the part in his speech about him wanting a quiet life
It's Kira Yoshikage's speech, a villain of Jojo's bizarte adventure.
@@weelyhp292 its speech from kira yoshi who was based on david bowie who killed women for their hands and masturbated to them and hes really cool i want to be like him when i grow up
LV 19 Kris be like:
Killer queen lol
Killer Susie, thats how i named it
But won't the original name work as of Deltarune part 2?
@@FriskDrinksBrisk no, since the Queen doesn't fit for being a replacement of Kira's stand.
Fun fact (maybe): Kris is 15 years old, For some reason. maybe something about deltarune is related with 1997 like virovirokun and Spamton. And the song "April 2012" that may be Kris' age
@StrastTheFox actually April 2012 was when Toby had the idea of creating deltarune, but thanks
Spamton and Virovirokun are related to 1997 because that's the year of the first known instance of a computer virus spread through Email.
@@Autumn_Actually smort
0:04 That’s just a *M E N A C I N G* vibe.
Jojo has some really *BIZZARE* adventures.
Indeed
"Good grief, this watch of yours is really terrible. But don't worry, soon your face would end up even uglier".
i thought this was gonna be a breaking bad meme but no
"My name is Kris Dreemurr, yo. My Brother is Asriel Dreemurr, yo. Uh-huh."
@@imthecoolestguyalive "Dess told me everything."
@@samugames0 I never actually watched Breaking Bad, nor have I engaged with the meme side much, so I can't make a witty response. Sorry. :-(
@@imthecoolestguyalive That's just the continuation of that joke, they say "He told me everything. U-huh." or sm like that
And i haven't watched it either lol
@@samugames0 Ahhh, I see. Thank you!
kris vented get him
Quite a bizarre conversation these fellas had
He is just standing there… Menacingly!
Uwielbiam że to sie nagle pojawiło w moich polecanych, thx RUclips xd
This is a true gem
*ahem My name is Yoshikage Kira. I’m 33 years old. My house is in the northeast section of Morioh, where all the villas are, and I am not married. I work as an employee for the Kame Yu department stores, and I get home every day by 8 PM at the latest. I don’t smoke, but I occasionally drink. I’m in bed by 11 PM, and make sure I get eight hours of sleep, no matter what. After having a glass of warm milk and doing about twenty minutes of stretches before going to bed, I usually have no problems sleeping until morning. Just like a baby, I wake up without any fatigue or stress in the morning.
I was told there were no issues at my last check-up. I’m trying to explain that I’m a person who wishes to live a very quiet life. I take care not to trouble myself with any enemies, like winning and losing, that would cause me to lose sleep at night. That is how I deal with society, and I know that is what brings me happiness. Although, if I were to fight I wouldn’t lose to anyone.
yes!
@@Vesselbruh Nice hands btw
Why did the first thing that cane to my mind when hearing this was Walt’s confession in Breaking Bad.
Because Breaking Bad is more remembering than JJBA
Kris is 12?!
I thought they were in their last year of high school.
Yeah, they're most likely in their last year of high-school.
kira, use plural kira's, remove the little line, kiras, remove the a kirs, flip the i and r, Kris.
👁️
Kris’ Stand:
*[Attack of The Killer Queen]*
KRIS HEAT ATTACK
the captions showing up at the end was the biggest jumpscare I've ever had
Excellent shitpost, and nice animation to boot. Great work!
Obrigado gentilmente!
The voice kind of reminds me of Stein from Soul Eater
I, Kris Dreemurr, have a dream…
Obrigado por traduzir, sou um brasileiro comum que não é tão fluente em inglês
digo o mesmo
Really good animation, the clip is a mix of one of my favorite games and my favorite anime/manga
This video has got me thinking about what Kris's stand is
"snow grave that's what I've named it"
1:12 Até eu tô com preguiça de ler isso
O fato que as pessoas acham que você é gringo me enche de determinação
Kkkkkkkkkkkkkk
KAKKA-
KKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK
If anyone wants the og speech:
My name is Yoshikage Kira. I'm 33 years old. My house is in the northeast section of Morioh, where all the villas are, and I am not married. I work as an employee for the Kame Yu department stores, and I get home every day by 8 PM at the latest. I don't smoke, but I occasionally drink. I'm in bed by 11 PM, and make sure I get eight hours of sleep, no matter what. After having a glass of warm milk and doing about twenty minutes of stretches before going to bed, I usually have no problems sleeping until morning. Just like a baby, I wake up without any fatigue or stress in the morning. I was told there were no issues at my last check-up. I'm trying to explain that I'm a person who wishes to live a very quiet life. I take care not to trouble myself with any enemies, like winning and losing, that would cause me to lose sleep at night. That is how I deal with society, and I know that is what brings me happiness. Although, if I were to fight I wouldn't lose to anyone.
Waitwaitwaitwaitwaitwaitwaitwaitwait hold on hold on... _heavy breathing..._ IS THAT A JOJO REFEFENCE!?!?!?!?!???
Just finished binging jojo parts 1-6 and now youtube just magically knows to spam me with jojo memes lmao
So instead of a pink cat Kris gets a purple dinosaur
I have no idea why I expect Kris to whip out a Chancla
John's average trip
Ty for English subtitles!
Yare Yare Daze...
GENO-CIDE BITES THE DUST!
Lol a jojo reference
nice to see that the hat is merged with their hair
Raros momentos aonde brasileiros conhecem Deltarune, me enche de [hyperlink bloqueado]!
É realmente poggers
Yoshikage Kris
Stand: Killer heart (I’m not that good at names)
Middle name: From
This is really me! This is exactly what I do!
I live in the American Gardens building
Mr. midnight, was that you?
A person of simple needs.
My name is Kira Yoshikage. I am 33 years old. My house is in the northeastern part of Morio, where all the villas are located. I'm not married. I work at kame Yu department store and come home no later than 8 p.m. I don't smoke, but sometimes I do. I go to bed at 11 p.m. and make sure I get exactly eight hours of sleep no matter what. After drinking a glass of warm milk and stretching for twenty minutes before going to bed, I usually sleep without problems until the morning. Like a child, I wake up in the morning without any fatigue and stress. Na mo
Kris if they had their life together
Oh no, he's now a new Kira
Cause I remember this from 2 years ago c'mon bruv 😭
There ain’t no WAY they’re 12 years old dude they’re in HIGH SCHOOL
I want see SDIOMTON and SUSJTARO battle
My name is Kili, a teenager who is not depressive at all, I have a mom and dad and I studied in a rather good school but sometimes I get sad and I think about hanging myself, maybe one day
Lore of My name is Kris from Deltarune... (Animation) momentum 100
RUN.
NOW.
Chara dancing in the background for some reason
I Too, have mo issues.
It's Chara doing the spooky dance for me😭😭
WAS THAT A JOJO REFERENCE
Light work no reaction
HOLY SHIT
IT'S, actually, A JOJOS REFERENCE
My names is Kira Yoshikage...
My name is Kris Dreemurr, I’m 12 years old. My house is in the northest section of Home, where all the villas are, and I am not married. I go to my mom’s school as a student for Mrs. Alphys’s science class, and i get home everyday by 6 PM at the lastest. I don’t smoke and I don’t drink. I’m in bed by 11 PM and make sure i get eight hours of sleep, no matter what. After having a glass of warm milk and doing about twenty minutes of stretches before going to bed, i usually have no problems sleeping until morning. Just like a baby, i wake up without any fatigue or stress in the morning. I was told there were no issues at my last check-up. I’m trying to explain that i’m a person who wishes to live a very quiet life. I take care not to trouble myself with any enemies, like winning and losing, that would cause me to lose sleep at night. That is how I deal with society, and i know that is what brings me happiness. Although, If I were to fight I wouldn’t lose to anyone
Чара пересмотрела жуткий месяц.
Is that some kind of Jojo line used as Kris
Yes, Kira Yoshikage speech
@@buttersweet3616 My name is Yoshikage Kira. I’m 33 years old. My house is in the northeast section of Morioh, where all the villas are, and I am not married. I work as an employee for the Kame Yu department stores, and I get home every day by 8 PM at the latest. I don’t smoke, but I occasionally drink. I’m in bed by 11 PM, and make sure I get eight hours of sleep, no matter what. After having a glass of warm milk and doing about twenty minutes of stretches before going to bed, I usually have no problems sleeping until morning. Just like a baby, I wake up without any fatigue or stress in the morning.
I was told there were no issues at my last check-up. I’m trying to explain that I’m a person who wishes to live a very quiet life. I take care not to trouble myself with any enemies, like winning and losing, that would cause me to lose sleep at night. That is how I deal with society, and I know that is what brings me happiness. Although, if I were to fight I wouldn’t lose to anyone.
Jojo ref, approuvé
good shitpost and not to mention the animation 10/10 an apology for my bad english. I speak Spanish XD
It took me a while to find out this is a parody of "my name is yoshikage kira"
jojo kris bannane
My name is Kris and I have a dream...
Меня зовут Кира Йошикаге, мне 33 года
Hold hold up wait wait
I-
IS TYAT A JOJO REFFERE-
Kris during the whole video: _
Duuuude.... This, is Fucking Perfect 👊😎
I expect silence
now how jevil is just standing there listening to her
them*
Amogus*
m u i t o b o m
My name is Kris Dreemurr, I am 12 years old. My house is in the northern section of Home, where all the villas are, and I am not married. I go to my mom's school as a student for Ms. Alphys' science class, and I get home at 6 p.m. every day. m. later than. I don't smoke and I don't drink. I'm in bed at 11 p.m. m. and I make sure I get eight hours of sleep, no matter what. After drinking a glass of warm milk and doing about twenty minutes of stretching before going to bed, I usually have no problem sleeping until the morning. Just like a baby, I wake up without fatigue or stress in the morning. They told me there were mo problems at my last checkup. I am trying to explain that I am a person who wants to live a very quiet life. I am careful not to bother with any enemies, such as winning and losing, that would make me lose sleep at night. This is how I deal with society, and knowing that is what brings me happiness. Although, if I had to fight I wouldn't lose to anyone
kris would say this
Very hard fight
Waitwaitwait- Hold up- Is that a- IS THAT A JOJO REFERENCE!?!?!?!?
Cuarteto de Nos, breve descripcion de mi persona:
Kira yoshikague:
Yoshikage Kris
My name is Kris Deltarune*
why Deltarune? Kris Dreemurr is the Child of Toriel DREEMURR so the last name is DREEMURR
Nine days ago this video was made🗿
Lost all this time hearing he speak to nothing happens in the end...
“I won’t translate this, just look at the description”
The last second of the video: 💀
IS THAT A JOJO REFERANCE??
* YES!!!! THIS A JOJO REFERENCE!!!
Eu amei as legendas
jevil sounds like he's from a pokemon series
My name is Gustavo
Chara dancing in the background
Como realmente matar com palavras
No ora ora beatdown:(?
Jevil...............😦
pov: kira