I was pondering on why sone people were saying "This is why everyone thinks Sonic fans are weird" on this game but not the Bubsy 3D game made by the same people, but then I remembered that there is no Bubsy fanbase.
***** what are you talking about, the character models are clearly taken from SFM. sonic and the gang models looked horrible in 3D sonic games until unleashed
I don't mind the ads I don't mind the buffer But when the ads buffer I suffer Edit: I didn't make this. I didn't think it would get any likes. I give 100% credit to the poor user who lost credibility to this original masterpiece.
When I first heard of this game, I thought it was a new Sonic Collection game. Would it have the mobile versions of Sonic 1, 2, and CD? How about Knuckles' Chaotix? Nope, Rouge the Bat giving birth.
Every time I finish watching someone play this, I say to myself "Now I'll never have to endure this horror again." And then another bloody video of it shows up in my subscription feed.
+songofthesouthfan2 Oh... Ew... Yeah I kinda walked into that one. But seriously it seems the majority of MLP fanfic is... Crazy, at least the more well known ones, and in my experience. I'm sure there's some decent stuff but still it can get weird pretty fast. But I'm not really a fanfic enthusiast so what do I know. Again making my reply irrelevant.
+SomecallmeJohnny Oh, god. First I watched the Grumps, then Mark. And now my favorite videogame reviewer has done it. This game is spreading like wildfire...
+Okoa What are you talking about? This is the best Sonic game to come out in the past 20 years! I've definitely had more fun watching this than any of the Sonic shit SEGA shat out.
mawwwwwwwwwwk64 Generations, colors, unleashed (half) and debating hero's. I'm not saying SEGA is a good company but you got to give credit where credits due.
I've learnt my whole whole life how to jack off with my left hand (right handed),so that with my right hand,I can hold my phone,mouse,etc,while on the other I have my stuff. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
People in comments: "Sonic fans are weird!" "this is ruining Sonic." "Why did they have to make this" Me: "This is a funny yet creepy thing, but I would say its internal. I think they wanted to see how people will react to it. So good work to them."
Set the video speed to .25 and play it from 0:33. You will see on the opening sequence (the red boot screen) a transcript of some sort of forum post refuting another user's argument that Sonic is a superhero and not just a hero (Read it yourself; I just tried typing it and accidentally clicked cancel. I'm not typing all of that stuff again). Note: Don't expect to see this on your boot screen when you open the game. From what I've seen, the boot screen text is always different.
The reason there are years next to each game is because the guy who made this claims that these are all rejected Saturn games. Obviously, that's a load of bull.
+Samuel Pedrosa I think he said they're Dreamcast games. You know, "Dreams" Collection and the Dreamcast after the Roommate... thing. I know the Dreamcast didn't come out until '98 in Japan, but I guess he didn't do his research.
David Aguilar well nothing is wrong with it, but when you know someone is super busy and has a schedule that they've announced in clear detail, asking them to take several days out of that tight schedule for a game (albeit a game i think sucks. Arkham series did nothing for me) just comes off as rude. John could do this because it barely took an hour from the looks of it, so it wasn't that big of a dent in his schedule. it can especially seem rude when you know the dude is planning a marathon and all that fun stuff. sometimes when you see their schedule is crammed with stuff they plan on doing, it's best to keep your mouth shut and wait until there's enough of a lax in schedule to ask the question
Mostafa Shahin I remember him saying at one point during the Nintendothon that he'll get to it after reviewing Splatoon. Which I think is next up on his list. I'm eager to here his thoughts on it too but you just have to be patient is all.
Nobody can make this up…just like I can't make up the fact that Tails is actually a pirate from a parallel dimension that fell through a time portal (affecting his body so he got two tails), winded up with amnesia just before he met Sonic and they sent another one of his friends by the name of Fox McCloud to go through the same portal but that created an even bigger rift in time causing every video game franchise to collide (which is why we have Super Smash Bros.) and kickstarted Sonic's hatred for Mario and vice versa. Actually I can 8-|
just watched Johnny 100% Super Metroid on the Nintendothon, "i'll get around to checking out Sonic Dreams Collection" i'm thinking "that'd be cool" *later that day* this vid, "oh boy!"
SupaPixelGirl pure torture for any human being, an in depth view into the eyes of satan, a two lap race around the gates of hell. A game of fetch with cerberus the three headed devil dog, the leaked footage for sonic 06's sequel, the scream of a child as they step on a lego brick, the cries of a fully grown man when they have to wait in a car their friends to finish clothe shopping, the million cries of multiple eggmen having their shells cracked by spoons, a cough in the middle of a heart attack, WW3, donald trumps election, sonic boom's release, the fact im still writing this comment, why are you still reading this, and the shrill of a cat coughing up furballs
This feels like a game made by someone who took his hatred for the Sonic series and Fandom and made it a burning passion, making this a love letter filled with shit to both Sonic's fan base, the hedgehog himself and the internet's obsession with fetishes and meme culture, all while blaming Deviant art for it.....I hate this.
Believe me dude these are type of games you play when you're drunk trust me, and I agree these games here are shit, I would rather play sonic 06 and boom than these three pieces of shit
Iyzeekiil Kun I mean, when Sonic's official Twitter account gets in on the joke, I'm pretty sure it's not really that bad. Disturbing as fuck, sure, but easily taken as a laugh at the fandom that the fandom can laugh with.
+birdo56 People like you are actually taking these games seriously as if they're meant to be compared to an official Sonic game LMAO. Jesus Christ, only in the Sonic fanbase.
You know, they probably should've called this game the "Sonic Nightmares Collection" Rather than the "Sonic Dreams Collection". That would've made much more sense.
jack gamer Okay then jackass let me ask you this If one of your favourite series was reduced to a meanspirited 4chan gag further pepetuating the mindset of "HURR DURR SAWNIK FANZ R FUKED UP CUZ THEY LEIK TEH SONIC 06 AND SHADOW HAS A GUNZ EDGE LIKE HENTAI" Would you really wanna continue associating yourself with this series? (excluding the amount of shit sonics games there are.)
***** well the thing is I don't go on those sites second yes it is hard being a sonic fan I keep coming back to this series because it still has games I enjoy sure the rides been bumpy but you should never let people stop you from enjoying what they want To do
jack gamer True... but the rest of the gaming community isn't making it easy for me to go back to the actual good Sonic games like Sonic 1 through to 3 and Knuckles without being constantly reminded of "HURR DURR FURRIEZ IZ SANIC"
***** again don't let people stop you from enjoying what you enjoy just ignore it I do if I didn't I wouldn't play sonic adventure 1 and 2 I wouldn't play unleashed I might not even play colors but I don't listen and I enjoy what I enjoy it makes me happy so why let people fuck with my happ
I love how casual John is in all this compared to the lets players on the internet... probably because he's used to seeing this crap from the Sonic fanbase.
Welcome to 2005. I think JonTron put it best: "There's a lot to see in this life. I'm not wasting it here."
So, out of curiosity and because of this video, I googled "Johnny the Hedgehog", and lemme just say... the results were shocking
Haedox I just googled it out of curiosity.
I think i've discovered new type of cancer.
Thanks Haedox.
What is it exactly? I'm too scared to actually look it up.
MCGustavo The horror.
well I regret doing that
so... what did you find? I'm too scared to check for myself...
It's not as entertaining when someone is directing the player where to go the whole time. Best to just explore yourself like Johnny said
***** Why don't you have 99999999999999 Likes? XD
Howd you get a computer?
+TheLonelyGoomba Hi.
***** Well... it's not the most exploration-based game anyway.
***** "explore it yourself" oh i see
I was pondering on why sone people were saying "This is why everyone thinks Sonic fans are weird" on this game but not the Bubsy 3D game made by the same people, but then I remembered that there is no Bubsy fanbase.
King Harkinian ZING!
"Bubsy 3D game made by the same people"
Um, what? Source?
+ColonelFatass the arcanekids site has a bubsy game, and 2 other random indie games
***** what are you talking about, the character models are clearly taken from SFM. sonic and the gang models looked horrible in 3D sonic games until unleashed
***** Joking.
I don't mind the ads
I don't mind the buffer
But when the ads buffer
I suffer
Edit: I didn't make this. I didn't think it would get any likes. I give 100% credit to the poor user who lost credibility to this original masterpiece.
make your own jokes next time :^)
Fuckbringer VII you're a douche
Hilarious and original
+Ner0mancer. no you
nice copy paste skills
It's an interesting twist to see Elliot as the shoulder devil and Matt of all people as the angel telling Johnny how disgusting all this is.
"Damnit Johnny, molest your Hedgehog!"
Am I the only one who found this whole experience absolutely hilarious as a parody?
KamikazeGames i did too, was in tears at the stare deep in sonics eyes
+KamikazeGames Congratulations, you have a sense of humor!
Unshaved Malevolence Do I win a prize?
KamikazeGames yup, you get the buddy sonic, just dont stare deep in his eyes
I guess you could say that this is an...SGB Review?
Yeah well, I didn't realize that until I actually watched the video.
onesonicguy Sonic Gay Bullshit review?
Aspiring Creator Oh...it's you...
This is more terrifying than Sonic.exe
+GigaLem A lot of things are more terrifying than Sonic.exe.
birth and life are terrifying
That's not very hard.
"I don't want to give him the fucking tickles."
-Johnny, 2015
that ending tho XD
When I first heard of this game, I thought it was a new Sonic Collection game. Would it have the mobile versions of Sonic 1, 2, and CD? How about Knuckles' Chaotix? Nope, Rouge the Bat giving birth.
Every time I finish watching someone play this, I say to myself "Now I'll never have to endure this horror again."
And then another bloody video of it shows up in my subscription feed.
The fan fictions.... no, no.... NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
A brony talking about fan fiction IRONY ALERT IRONY ALERT
+Mostafa Shahin Every fandom has its fair share of bad fanfiction.
+Mostafa Shahin He didn't say that Pony fanfic wasn't fucked up. Which of course it is, but I know what you're getting at. Making my reply irrelevant.
MegaSonicX6 Depends on which fanfics your talking about when it comes to "fucked up".
+songofthesouthfan2 Oh... Ew... Yeah I kinda walked into that one. But seriously it seems the majority of MLP fanfic is... Crazy, at least the more well known ones, and in my experience. I'm sure there's some decent stuff but still it can get weird pretty fast. But I'm not really a fanfic enthusiast so what do I know. Again making my reply irrelevant.
"Dammit Johnny, molest your hedgehog!"
"FINE!"
I CAN'T BREATHE
what sort of weird fetish game is this
Mathias Hermann Actually, this game seems to be making fun of horrible Sonic fan fiction creators.
Wanna know the best part? Apparently this was made by the creators of Bubsy 3D(or so I hear)
***** I think they're actually the creators of a Bubsy parody game, or something along those lines. Well, that's what I heard at least.
+Ryuichi Naruhodo they are the makers of the "remake" of bubsy 3d
Oh.
This is *literally* the most horrifying thing I have ever watched.
*What the actual FUCK.*
The Epic Fudge It only gets weirder if you watched the Super Best Friends with this. Their reaction is basically yours.
UltimaKeyMaster Woolie's horrified reactions to everything post hotel scene is one of the best things they've ever got on camera.
BiomasterM2 You could feel how legitimately uncomfortable he was for most of the video and it is glorious.
+The Epic Fudge You uh...don't go out much, huh?
I'm not even sure what the hell I watched. Scary? more like Random.
+SomecallmeJohnny
Oh, god. First I watched the Grumps, then Mark. And now my favorite videogame reviewer has done it. This game is spreading like wildfire...
Fem-Alien Omar the Supreme Vocaloid Immortal Cyborg Hedgehog
what a legend
This isn't some dank meme disguised as a "game", it's a message from god that we have failed as life and that Armageddon is coming...
Holy shit, is Elliot wearing an Ice Nine Kills shirt? Nice!
"This is awful"
- Matt. "Actually scared of something"
THE FUCK WAS THAT?!
Your nightware that's worse than Fnaf
Oh wait Fnaf isn't scary
+Cyberbolt21 DeviantArt in a PHUCKING nutshell
+Cyberbolt21 The best sonic game in the past decade
+JoansGuardian You've got: Serious Issues
Nibayasan This is not a ***** Video =V
"Dammit Johnny, molest your hedgehog!"
"FINE!"
Still better than Sonic 06 and Sonic Boom
MegaSparkster I would rather play 06 and Boom back to back than this. Fuck this shit.
+Okoa What are you talking about? This is the best Sonic game to come out in the past 20 years! I've definitely had more fun watching this than any of the Sonic shit SEGA shat out.
mawwwwwwwwwwk64 Generations, colors, unleashed (half) and debating hero's. I'm not saying SEGA is a good company but you got to give credit where credits due.
It also cracks me up that apparently no one has heard of a little company called Sonic Team.
Apparently Sega makes all the games. All of them.
+mawwwwwwwwwwk64 what are you here then?
YES! ALL MY YES! Johnny playing this game is exactly what I needed! This game is becoming so popular. lol
found you Omar
OMG IT'S FEM-ALIEN OMAR THE SUPREME VOCALOID IMMORTAL CYBER HEDGEHOG!!!!!
KSRider77 Damn....I've been caught.
Omar Elmosrati Derp the Derp Derp Derp Derp Hedgehog.
ClementJ642 should _so_ totally play this game.
***** ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
***** Well, there's not much Mega Man games left, besides Command Mission, so I guess you're right.
Well, he finally FINALLY did that damn Sonic 2 Bonus video, so...maybe in the next ten years.
Fem-Alien Omar the Supreme Vocaloid Immortal Cyborg Hedgehog.
Original character. Do not steal.
Im typing this with my left hand...
HddenChicken Same. :D
HddenChicken I replied to this with my left hand.
I am left handed
win.
MrVacuum97 I'm typing this with my left hand because my other one is calling the police.
I've learnt my whole whole life how to jack off with my left hand (right handed),so that with my right hand,I can hold my phone,mouse,etc,while on the other I have my stuff. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
I had already watched superbestfriends play this, but I had fun watching you guys play this.
*"THIS IS IT! THE EVENT HORIZON"*
IT'S NO USE!!!
THERE'S NO JUICE!!!
GROOSE IS LOOSE!!!
I didn't even notice until now, but the red screen has some copypasta about some debate about why sonic is a hero and not a superhero. Good lord.
Freud died too early, man, I'm tellin' ya.
I love it when John gets together with Matt and Elliot. Just adorable brotherly love.
Internet...? Are you ok...? You need some hot chocolate...?
Kinda wish Elliot would've just let Johnny explore
dude, i'm spanish, and when i heard you reading the spanish text i couln't stop laughing, well you speak better spanish that our own president
Geek Corpse what country?
I’m part Puerto rican🇵🇷🇵🇷
@@ブラクマト I have to correct my "4-year-prior"-self and say "Spaniard", not only Spanish.
Sending love to Puerto Rico!!
People in comments: "Sonic fans are weird!" "this is ruining Sonic." "Why did they have to make this"
Me: "This is a funny yet creepy thing, but I would say its internal. I think they wanted to see how people will react to it. So good work to them."
"DAMN IT JOHNNY, MOLEST YOU'RE HEDGEHOG!!!!"
That was hilarious
Set the video speed to .25 and play it from 0:33. You will see on the opening sequence (the red boot screen) a transcript of some sort of forum post refuting another user's argument that Sonic is a superhero and not just a hero (Read it yourself; I just tried typing it and accidentally clicked cancel. I'm not typing all of that stuff again).
Note: Don't expect to see this on your boot screen when you open the game. From what I've seen, the boot screen text is always different.
I like shorts.they are comfy and easy to wear.
The reason there are years next to each game is because the guy who made this claims that these are all rejected Saturn games.
Obviously, that's a load of bull.
+Samuel Pedrosa I think he said they're Dreamcast games. You know, "Dreams" Collection and the Dreamcast after the Roommate... thing. I know the Dreamcast didn't come out until '98 in Japan, but I guess he didn't do his research.
Brendan Blair Do you honestly think the word research had anything to do with this game at all? XD
+UltimaKeyMaster I see your point.
+TheAstoundingGamer I know.
+Brendan Blair ...You don't start developing a game the same year a console is released...
Fem-Alien Omar the Supreme Vocaloid Immortal Cyborg Hedgehog is my waifu.
3:53 Hey look, it's the aftermath of Sonic Adventure.
Johnny's computer at the start of the video MY EYES!!
So that's that happens when a Mobian Hedgehog is caught in a toxic spill and mutates into something horrible.
Johnny: What the hell is he doing? Look what I can do! XD
Love that part. So funny.
What the hell is he doing? Trying to escape the nightmares that is Sonic Dreams Collection.
Shawn Fields I was talking about the moment at 18:31. I was quoting from that part because it was hilarious.
Hey Johnny are you almost done with your Arkham knight review
Mostafa Shahin Fucking really man?
David Aguilar well nothing is wrong with it, but when you know someone is super busy and has a schedule that they've announced in clear detail, asking them to take several days out of that tight schedule for a game (albeit a game i think sucks. Arkham series did nothing for me) just comes off as rude. John could do this because it barely took an hour from the looks of it, so it wasn't that big of a dent in his schedule. it can especially seem rude when you know the dude is planning a marathon and all that fun stuff.
sometimes when you see their schedule is crammed with stuff they plan on doing, it's best to keep your mouth shut and wait until there's enough of a lax in schedule to ask the question
Mostafa Shahin It will be done when its done. have a little patients.
Personally, I want to know if the TMG 2015 video is still coming, but I know at this point, it ain't happening.
Mostafa Shahin I remember him saying at one point during the Nintendothon that he'll get to it after reviewing Splatoon. Which I think is next up on his list. I'm eager to here his thoughts on it too but you just have to be patient is all.
22:22 Dammit Jonny, molest your hedgehog.
Too freaking hilarious!!! XD
....I remember I was 5 when I first played Sonic and Tails for the genesis.....Why has God abandoned us...?
I'm sad that I lack the talent to make this up.
Nobody can make this up…just like I can't make up the fact that Tails is actually a pirate from a parallel dimension that fell through a time portal (affecting his body so he got two tails), winded up with amnesia just before he met Sonic and they sent another one of his friends by the name of Fox McCloud to go through the same portal but that created an even bigger rift in time causing every video game franchise to collide (which is why we have Super Smash Bros.) and kickstarted Sonic's hatred for Mario and vice versa. Actually I can 8-|
Dat JinTrin quote.
Jonnys the only guy who critiques the controls and looks of this game
I swear the Eggman origin stage is like The exorcism of Emily Rose boxart
"You just shat your pants - through your pants!" -Johnny, 2015
Omg this was uploaded on my birthday last year. How did I miss this?
At first I thought this was just going to be a collection of past Sonic games...
Sonic: Ultimate Nightmare Collection.
Who was drunk enough, to create such an abomination?
Deidara is the name of a Naruto Shippuden character who was also voiced by Roger Craig Smith
I wanna see SEGA's and Sonic Team's reaction to this
There were pineapples because sonic and rogue were together, and pineapples make your.. you know tatse better ;)
*taste
Rogue? You mean Rouge, right?
What masochistic fuck puts pineapple on their dick
jontron has my words for this.
excuse me *WHAAAATTTT*
This was magical....Truly magical
Every time I watch Sonic Dreams Collection, I feel that my brain cells slowly die.
and then johnny started spinning all over the floor...
I've been waiting for this for so long and I was not disappointed
Wanna know why they call this the Dream Collection? Because once you've played it, it'll be in your nightmares for the rest of eternity.
just watched Johnny 100% Super Metroid on the Nintendothon, "i'll get around to checking out Sonic Dreams Collection" i'm thinking "that'd be cool" *later that day* this vid, "oh boy!"
The food appears to be ripped from Kirby's Return to Dream Land (which is officially five years old as of today - October 24, 2016).
Irony, considering my icon.
Joyce Ismael THAT'S NOT WHAT IRONY MEANS.
Johnny: I really don't want to
Matt: GODDAMNIT JOHNNY MOLEST THE HEDGEHOG
Johnny: FINE *tickles Sonic*
I love this channel
You need to make a review of this game
You know, I legit want to see an LP of this game if they ever make a sequel.
The horror ... THE horror ...
Always come back to this occasionally.
SGBlikestoplay more like Somecallmejohnnylikestoplay...right?
SuperTomServo ... no
"DAMMIT JOHNNY MOLEST YOUR HEDGEHOG!"
I lost my shit at this part
Avant garde art, internet shit-posting. Same thing when you think about it.
"I threw the moon for you rouge"
What, you want the moon? Just say the word! When you're playing this game, it's a horrible life. I'd still throw the moon for you!
What did I just watch? lol
haaa
+SupaNintendoGirl A video.
phjon87 Thank you! :D
*****
:P
SupaPixelGirl pure torture for any human being, an in depth view into the eyes of satan, a two lap race around the gates of hell. A game of fetch with cerberus the three headed devil dog, the leaked footage for sonic 06's sequel, the scream of a child as they step on a lego brick, the cries of a fully grown man when they have to wait in a car their friends to finish clothe shopping, the million cries of multiple eggmen having their shells cracked by spoons, a cough in the middle of a heart attack, WW3, donald trumps election, sonic boom's release, the fact im still writing this comment, why are you still reading this, and the shrill of a cat coughing up furballs
So I heard this was an ARG.
I'm glad that Knuckles, Silver, Metal Sonic and the Chaotix aren't in this
Truly a game for the ages!!! Probably the best thing I've ever played!! I'll give it a 1.0 out of 10.
This is a "Johnny VS" waiting to happen.
23:49 Sonic Movie design leak
Man, laughed my arse off at the Ryback Reference xD
Is this a prequel to sonic 06?
yep
No no no....sonic boom.....Wii u edition........
I know the rest of it is pretty funny and weird, but the first twenty seconds is why I love this video.
23:48 leaked footage from the sonic movie
Rouge: I can go all night.
Green sonic: promise?
Green arrow X black canary injustice 2 reference
This feels like a game made by someone who took his hatred for the Sonic series and Fandom and made it a burning passion, making this a love letter filled with shit to both Sonic's fan base, the hedgehog himself and the internet's obsession with fetishes and meme culture, all while blaming Deviant art for it.....I hate this.
Iyzeekiil Kun You and me both
Believe me dude these are type of games you play when you're drunk trust me, and I agree these games here are shit, I would rather play sonic 06 and boom than these three pieces of shit
Iyzeekiil Kun I mean, when Sonic's official Twitter account gets in on the joke, I'm pretty sure it's not really that bad. Disturbing as fuck, sure, but easily taken as a laugh at the fandom that the fandom can laugh with.
honestly them saying they're actually lost sonic games is enough ground for SEGA to sue them, let's hope they do.
+birdo56 People like you are actually taking these games seriously as if they're meant to be compared to an official Sonic game LMAO. Jesus Christ, only in the Sonic fanbase.
When oc's were made,..........the world was never the same again
*sign* Eliot kinda ruined this video
Should have just said "Explore the entire map before leaving" rather than flat out telling you what to do.
and from this very day, john was never the same again
So SGB!!
would do say Sonic 3 CD Knuckles & Knuckles a better game =)
You know, they probably should've called this game the "Sonic Nightmares Collection" Rather than the "Sonic Dreams Collection".
That would've made much more sense.
Johhny, review Super Mario Maker!
Hedgefox Don't worry, he's planning to get to it some time after it comes out.
no words can describe what was witnessed in this game
And this is why I stopped caring about Sonic.
Why because a stupid fan game
jack gamer
Okay then jackass let me ask you this
If one of your favourite series was reduced to a meanspirited 4chan gag further pepetuating the mindset of "HURR DURR SAWNIK FANZ R FUKED UP CUZ THEY LEIK TEH SONIC 06 AND SHADOW HAS A GUNZ EDGE LIKE HENTAI"
Would you really wanna continue associating yourself with this series? (excluding the amount of shit sonics games there are.)
***** well the thing is I don't go on those sites second yes it is hard being a sonic fan I keep coming back to this series because it still has games I enjoy sure the rides been bumpy but you should never let people stop you from enjoying what they want To do
jack gamer
True... but the rest of the gaming community isn't making it easy for me to go back to the actual good Sonic games like Sonic 1 through to 3 and Knuckles without being constantly reminded of "HURR DURR FURRIEZ IZ SANIC"
***** again don't let people stop you from enjoying what you enjoy just ignore it I do if I didn't I wouldn't play sonic adventure 1 and 2 I wouldn't play unleashed I might not even play colors but I don't listen and I enjoy what I enjoy it makes me happy so why let people fuck with my happ
This game is popping up everywhere glad I got to see you play it though.
I love how casual John is in all this compared to the lets players on the internet... probably because he's used to seeing this crap from the Sonic fanbase.