Trying The WEIRDEST Amazon Products
HTML-код
- Опубликовано: 30 май 2024
- Love trying new stuff! I might actually keep some of these, and some I will probably burn lol. Let me know if you want me to try turning myself into anything/anyone else!
If you did please like the video and subscribe for more content like this! Let me know what else you guys want to see in the comments below!
Appreciate you!
Social Media: linktr.ee/Kallmekris
Cut by Jason Christopher Mayer
IG: @jayjaymay 
Развлечения
Thanks for watching guys!! ❤ just noticed I said my clothing store is open, but we sold out! New drop coming soon though 😊 Appreciate you!
Hello i love you and your videos
Yay a new drop definitely will be buying!
Can’t wait for the new drop!!
I wish I can buy your merch but I cant 😢
I love your channel! 💗💖💕
I’ll look at the new drop!
This whole video was a trip. Jennifer Coolidge cameos, boyfriend reveal, self defense lessons, life lessons. Can always count on Kris for a well rounded video
Don't forget the shit balls
the chaos is strong with this one lol
@@kallmekris Girl, watch out, talking with these random guys in the comments. What will "Pill Lauw" think. You just got together.
@@kallmekris One heck of a Video
😊
I died when she tried the lip sucker and the fake tatas, those are the most bizarre products I've seen for "improving" self-image. Just hilarious 😂😂😂
It reminded me of Monsters Inc the movie
yeah lmao, I'm sure the boobs were for trans guys or some shit 😂
Those big boobs are.. well maybe people are buying them for self image improving, but they're primarily for cosplaying/movie costume stuff, specifically if you're a person with small breasts or no breasts and wish to cosplay a character with very large breasts. You'll usually see it used with characters that has an accessory or clothing that can hide around the neck where the fake skin ends.
What's her onlyfans
@@briannamaki8007 The scream extractor! Gwhahah great memory 🤣🤣🤣🤣
14:33 GeT oUt mI wAy SoN is the best part. kris always makes our day and make us laugh i love her sm
This part I always end up die hard laughing at. The Irish accent! The big fake tits sticking out! The run! "GeT out Me WaY sOn!"
4:28 that "hello there" was perfect
"GET OUT ME WEY SON" had me absolutely rolling. Any bit that triggers the asthma coughing laugh is a win in my book, and this 100% had me hacking up a lung. You videos always put a smile on my face, and this one is definitely no exception!
Jay’s editing and Kris’ comedic genius make a great combo!
The way kris can change her voice like 'hello there 💅 ' to something completely different 😂😂
“Rinse your it off before you put your mouth on it👍🏻”
Jonnie from Jake&Jonnie: that’s what people say about… my winer 👐🏻🤭
Ye
Her humor and Jay’s editing is a great combo
Facts
fr
The fucking shit balls!
Note to self: don’t eat dinner while watching Kris trying random Amazon products, higher chances of choking will occur. 😂😂
yes and pause the video if you're going to take a sip of water I learned that the hard way 😂
Im eating food!
i showed one of her videos to my sister and she spat her drinks on my face🥲
Frrr 🤣
Pov: your eating dinner rn (totally not eating dinner right now 😬)
She makes me laugh out loud.. woke the house up... she's a hoot!!
14:31 (Scottish accent) “Get out me way son!!” Haha 🤣🤣
Kris never fails to make me feel dirty minded 😂
Exactly
Exactly 😂😂😂😂
Same, lol
same lol
That's cause this woman is dirty minded. Adorable, hilarious and talented, but also a mind that lives in the gutter. TL:DR wife material.
Jay is literally an editing genius 😂
@@LongAssUsernamesAreForNerds omg yeah its tori!!!
I was thinking this this whole video lmao … he needs a raise lol
@@lindsayestrella9959 ❤👏👏👏
Close... a genius would have included a blurred clip from the British series "Curfew" when she talked about flopping around a "dingling".
The floss at the end!😂😂
the "get out mi way son!!!" Got me laughing so hard I COULDN'T breathe!!!
Kris deserves an Oscar for this acting at 13:23
Love you so much!
"Die human"
I love how Kris can take the time to make a chaotic intro yet compliment us at the exact same time 😭Love you Kris!🫶🏼💜💜
Kris add that song to Spotify I need it
@@gracieluke Fr I need it on my playlist
14:34 “Get out me way son” got me dying 🤣🤣🤣
9:16 Pete got his revenge 😂
14:19 The wheezing got me 😂🤣
I can't remember the last time I laughed so much 🤣🤣 kris is truly a gem and must be protected at all costs ❤️❤️
💯
Absolutely love kris’ intros. They are the absolute best ❤😂
The mouth exercise device is the funniest damn thing I've ever seen! Lol
I love how kris is so chaotic and we love her for it. She’s an entire mood.
Jay and kris needs an award for making our day 100 time better!!
I they she did get an award, I don't remember
This is one of my favorite videos. Kris always kills me with her theatrics. ❤
"Never use protection, I mean I mean. Rewind back." "Always use protection" 😂😂😂
I just want to say thank you to Kris(and Jay), for spending time with us, and bringing a few more smiles into the world.
Ah Kris. You are a gift to this world. Never change
is it just me or when she laughs it sounds like a segull, cause that shi made me wheeze!!
A friend of mine had an exchange student from China in his shared apartment for a short time during his studies, a very nice lady, but very shy and quiet. One day he came into the kitchen, heard something buzzing in the hallway and she was sitting there at the kitchen table using this mouth-sucking thing. He was in tears laughing and so was she, it was just too funny and maybe a little disturbing 😂😂
Respect to Jay and Kris for being such a good team
I love how entertaining Kris is and how she always relates to everyone, she’s truly an amazing person!! We love and appreciate Kris so much!! ❤
These bot channels are rediculous
I'm just in love how she compliments us even if our hair is a bombastic mess and her laugh it's just pure contagious I'm in love ❤
AHH I'm so happy @kallmekris you liked my comment you made my whole evening amazing I can sleep at ease I love you
Hi
@@hi.9218 hi
The part where the pillow boyfriend constricts is just hilarious. 🤣🤣
I feel you with the door favorite thing😂
Her humor and jay's editing is a great combo
It's majestic
can we just appreciate the fact she compliments her in every video , it makes me feel so much better every time
yay
@@kallmekris and you deserve all our support and I want you to know that u are a blessing from the gods
@@benjaminvanderwalt3001
Its so true ❤
@@amymitchell264 I'm glad u agree
No we can't
8:10 "who doesnt need meat claws" had me dieing
0:20 the song was so good! 😂❤❤😂
12:59 she really got us the first half
Literally..the first half
12:19 i love that she has found love, literally, oompaville?? anybody??
I highly appreciate the SNORB on the shelf back there. Praise the snorb.
Kris has a natural talent for engaging her audience and keeping them hooked till the end. I never knew these were there in Amazon until I saw them here and found myself laughing out loud at these crazy products you tried in the middle of my work. Keep up the fantastic work!
I can’t with the fact that Kris slays literally everything, especially the lips… and the humor is very good 😂❤
It makes me the happiest when she Compliments us.She is sooooo sweet.☺️
The beginning was hilarious😂😂😂😂
This was probably one of the best videos I’ve watched in a long time. By the end I was so deceased that even Dr. Mike couldn’t have brought me back. Round of applause to Jay for his phenomenal editing and to Kris for just being her chaotic and beautiful self!❤
What is your favorite Dr. Mike video
@@skyhaslam7209medical memes 3
@@skyhaslam7209 ik u weren’t asking me but I love his meme reviews.
Dr. Mike would at the very least do CHEST COMPRESSIONS, CHEST COMPRESSIONS, CHEST COMPRESSIONS.
@@skyhaslam7209 my favorite moments are when he is reacting to a medical video and something happens that is medically incorrect and he goes into a five minute rant as to why that would never happen
can always count on kris to help make eating food more interesting
Hehe😅
I love the videos every time, I’m feeling sad. I just placed this on and I stopped the burst out and laughed. She makes my day, and I hope she never quits the Internet.
I luv how in the start in EVERY video Kris gives us a compliment 😂
God I love Kris’ laugh it’s so contagious
At the start of the vid your BEAUTIFUL! your BEAUTIFUL! 😂
I love how Kris always compliments us in the video sometimes I just need it.
Also I feel like my cat is possessed. I just caught her sitting over me just stairing at me.
@@Indiandyukon2023 lol, My cats do that to me sometimes
I agree with you so much
@@Indiandyukon2023 every one of my 20 animals watch me.
i love these compliments at the beginning thank you
"Rinse it off before u put ur mouth on it" classic kris 👌👌👌
Kris needs to make a new character with that last product 🤣
Fr
BLOW THIS UP
Hehe likes are at 69
@@l._._Ren_._.l omg 😂😂😂 really?
yesssss hahaha, or give one of her currents a b00b j0b
Let’s appreciate the people who appreciate Kris for appreciating us.
I appreciate that :)
Let’s appreciate the people who appreciate the people who appreciate kris for appreciating us
Let’s appreciate the people who appreciate the people who appreciate the people who appreciate kris for appreciating us.
Appreciation accepted haha 👌👍
Thank you kris for doing this for us so we don't have to, and for giving us a laugh while goving us small life lessons😊
the fact that today is star wars day-
‘may the 4th be with you’
kris: stretches the fake tongue and get slapped in the nose
also kris: proceeds to try it again
Kris: “it will be fine”
“Moments later”
Kris: “stop it, I said stop, no seriously stop”(she’s just slowly dying inside)
“If I went to war I’d go ####’s first😂😂😂😂
“GeTt OuT Me WaY sOn” I laughed so hard 😂ur the best Kris
14:33 GeT oUt mI wAy SoN is the best part. Kris always makes our day and makes us laugh I love her sm
frfr
That was so funny😂
Fr
12:23 she had me there for a sec-
Kris you are the best you always make my day with your little compliments at the start of your videos
❤❤❤😊
Okay. I cried at the pillow bit 😂
I think this is lowkey Kris’s way of telling us she’s become a serial killer… the mask and the meat claws, and then the lip plumper and the mouth workout thing are torture devices 😆
Hmmm I never would of thought of it like that but to each their own lol
12:30 I got excited for a second thinking you actually got a boyfriend 😭😭
The start always makes me laugh😂
Ok I love the added clip of what I believe is my stepdads best movie ever, Phantom of the Paradise! So much love to you (and your editor) for that!
I don’t know what I would do without Kris! ❤
I don't know what I'd do without you guys
@@kallmekris you are inspiration. Please take care of yourself, you mean soo much to us.😢😢😢
@@kallmekris OMG I love you soooooooo much!!!! ❤️
@@kallmekris best youtuber (and funniest 😅😂) EVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 🥰❤
Kris just never fails to compliment and the best part is that it’s in her own way 😂
Her vibe is so good and makes me feel do good
I've been watching her for about a year and its great 😇
Those chopsticks are going on my Christmas wish list.
Can we all just appreciate that Kris might have the most perfect, picture-book-for-dentists-like teeth?
Yes we can
And cheekbones
Yes
Can we just appreciate Kris for going all out for buying all of this and making all of us laugh and smile love you kris
everybody is already appreciating her so cant we talk about something else once
Hating much, if you want to talk about someone else you usually go to a different persons channel, js (I mean he takes her own money to buy stff expenive at stuff t
@@laylayshaffer4092 no i love kris but im just SO TIRED of seeing these npc comments all over talking about the same exact thing everytime
@Lehmä Muu well maybe they wanted to buy one of the products & because Kris made this video & spent her money which alot of them cost alot now they don't have to spend the money or will spend the money. & they want to tell her on their own as an individual person they appreciate her cause they are an individual person not speaking for a group of people (they have a right to comment whatever just like you, freedom of speech)
@@laylayshaffer4092 i didnt understand a word but ok
I love Kris!! The fact that she that she hated people when she cares about other people almost more/more than herself.
14:28 ISTG THIS MADE ME CHOKE ON MY DINNER I CANT WITH KRIS😭
04:25 is definitely my favourite part of the video.🤣
Omg I keep coming back to this video, I think this may be my favorite. I literally die laughing every single time I watch it❤️
Thank the lord for Kris ! Damn you are one cool shopping master. Hilarious - thanks Kris for all the laughs-you make a difference in my life - even if it only for a short while.
9:07 the wolverine cutscene is killing me 😂😂
thank you jay 🙏
I literally cannot express how happy watching these videos makes me. I could be having the worst day and this fixes it every time.
The scene with the lip suctioner was giving that one monsters inc scene too
I totally agree!!!
@@clarinetlove2647 THATS WHAT I THOUGHT
half of what makes these videos so amazing are her intros!😂
also, I am a Star Wars fan. I need those chopsticks in my life.
The tata run attack made me drop my phone I was laughing so hard 😂❤
I adore Kris’s chaotic hilarious personality 🤣
Kris has the best personality I've ever seen and Jay is my favorite editor on youtube. Jay has humor. I straight up died with those wolerine bear claw flashes.
Ya ❤
Yes she does
ur videos make me happy to wake up in the morning for school every day I watch one of ur videos to make me happy throughout the day so I can survive the day
13:26 “ *…. Don’t ….. ua…. stop- no stop- pi- UAGGAGGAHHH…* “
14:30 “ *hey whats up baby’ uahuh uahuh* *gEt OuT mI wAy sOn!* “
I could not stop laughing at the second one 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Kris is genuinely funny 😂😂 her voice impressions are ELITE
the fact that you remember all of those movie references and Jay finds all of them is just impressive
10:39 my mom has the blue one and she uses it for yoga and when she doesn’t feel good. 👍
The song in the intro was so majestic, made me laugh a bit.
I love how Kris never leaves us unsatisfied she is epic
Shoutout to Jay, the editing here is absolutely immaculate, as always!
Your jennifer coolidge was perfect 😂 love it
“YoUr BeAuTiFuLlL” god I love her❤❤❤❤
I will be honest, Kris is the most entertaining yet funny person I have ever seen! I mean, she makes me laugh even on my worst days.. I love you and keep shining