I had a geography teacher in college who was really well traveled and during a trip to the middle east he got into a conversation with a Muslim who was drinking alcohol (which is forbidden by Islam) and during the conversation my teacher asked him about it and the man responded “It’s as you Christian’s would say, sin on Friday so you have something for confession on Sunday.”
There was a young woman called Sapphire, who succumbed to Casanovas' desire said she, I know it's a sin but now that it’s in, can you push it a few inches higher
I'm dead , this is the funniest thing I've heard in a while. Would've choked on my drink if I was drinking. I hear plenty funny stuff but this caught me do off guard I love it.
@@mrkiky I wasn't trying to phrase anything in the context of the girls, just that it's really easy to make jokes about those topics given any subject.
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Looks like I saw this vid at the PERFECT time.. :)
2 mins ago
Sister vs step sister
:)
One gives bread, the other gives head.
When you need to save the game to see both endings.
😂
😂😂😂
A man of culture I see
Also a third secret ending 😂
LMAOO
the one takes care of orphans the other creates them
DAMN 🤣
💀
😂😂😂
she is alive
@@Mhvn1987abandonment works just as well.
The Moral and The Oral
NAH 😭😭
BRUH
These videos are unhinged 😂
DO IT AGAIN
Nailed it hard....💯📈...🥱👍..🤣
Moral Orel reference
One tries to be pure, the other tries to lure
peak writing
one begs for mercy other screams for it
@@jamesclarkmaxwell-v2n copied
☠️🤣🤣🤣
The yin and the yang
Sister and step sister
you won the internet as far as I am concerned. :D
@@bonamin At least _one_ internet.
im dying from this comment 😂
@@bonamin RUclips ahh comment
😋😋😋
One to confess, one to undress.
omg is this a motherfucking Powerwolf reference?
@@Lagger625 Oh hey look another Powerwolf fan (small world isn't it)
My people!
666 likes
666 likes
One has no sins, the other has Johnny Sins
Damm
😂😂
One praises Saint John, the other Johnny Sins.
One praise st. George.. The other praise st George floid
I mean technically no one is free of sin tho
One’s offering communion, the other’s offering a subscription.
😂😂😂😂
Underrated 😂
One is for Sunday morning, other for Sunday night.
Nah 😂😂😂
"OH GREAT HEAVENS!"
I had a geography teacher in college who was really well traveled and during a trip to the middle east he got into a conversation with a Muslim who was drinking alcohol (which is forbidden by Islam) and during the conversation my teacher asked him about it and the man responded “It’s as you Christian’s would say, sin on Friday so you have something for confession on Sunday.”
One is for Saturday night, the other for Sunday morning.
@@gadgetboy4717If you do something forbidden, at least try to stop or cover yourself instead of making jokes about it.
They do turn the other cheek completely differently.
One turns the other cheek one claps them. 😂
@@nataliaphenice
But both of them are against slappin em only once
😂😂🎉🎉🎉
Underated comment
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One prays with beads, one plays with beads
Yes
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I get what you're saying
😂
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One knows every angel
The other knows every angle
Okay this is a good one. Haha.
😂
One dresses in White, the other is covered in White.
Bro what💀
Nahhhhh
UNDERRATEEDD
Before it blows 🔥💀
Wild
They both sent men to heaven......in different ways.
😂
This comment is underrated..
That's golden
heaven isn’t even real.
@@Hlil ratio+didn't ask+no need to start a religious debate
One warns you about hell the other takes you there.
Both warns you about the devil, one just becomes a sexy devil
One talks about heaven and the other just makes you feel heaven
One is against sins and other sins
@@balachandrakumarcs3845 best one, you won. Take this 🥇
Why are u listening to them? Are u a child? Grow up and stop blaming 👩👩 for your sins.
One plays the organ the other plays with your organs.
😂
What in the dingleberry 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀
Damnnnn thats actually genius
*_OH GREAT HEAVENS_*
One's Plan B is repenting; the other's Plan B is breakfast
😂
Bro 💀💀💀
One has a plan B, the other has a plan D
This is very very good. *chefs kiss*
Brooo 🤣🤣🤣
i already need part 2
"the holy and the hole" sounds too good to not continue it
Right?
Extended version when
fact
Make this comment popular so he sees it
@@ULTRABOII98 On it!
Holiness and Horniness
😂😂😂
*Ur horniness
is that a JoJo reference? (joleyne and pucci)
Japanese accent (what's the difference?
Horriness@@yassinashraf1235
One’s a converted virgin
The other inverts virgins
Whole Glory vs Glory Hole
Incredible, just incredible 😂
😂😂
MEDIC!!! MEDIC! MEEEEEEEEDIC! DOCTOR!!! MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEDIC!!!!
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
😂
Oh Lord forgive me for my sin
Oh god put it back in
I changed the second line from "oh hurry up and put it in".
Better, worse?
Better by far @@Batmann_
@@ganymede6535 ok, good 🤜🏽
Underrated
There was a young woman called Sapphire,
who succumbed to Casanovas' desire
said she, I know it's a sin
but now that it’s in,
can you push it a few inches higher
„Father, I have sinned“ vs „Daddy, I’ve been naughty“
Nahhhh that's crazy 💀💀(damn this is the most amount of likes I have got)😊😊
A-
I feel like one of the girls have found a shortcut to heaven.
is that a queen reference
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂
0:46 This part is unexpectedly amazing
Literally i died laughing🤐😂
One I trust in, one I thrust in
🤣🤣🤣👐
One I trust in, One I thrust in.
@@FrostyNate888yours sound better.should have more likes
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😮
One I'm gonna trust, one I'm gonna bust
Trust vs Thrust
*Thrust*
Thrust was right there
Not gonna like cause 69
@@Das_Ungeheuer Short n sweet
The Sacred and The Naked 😭🙏🏻
Nooo 😂😂
The sacred and the propane
Masterpiece 😂👏
lmfao
FOUL 😭
One drinks holy water, the other needs it
You need it too🙂
@BRUNOMahmoud-w3m yup
@@lamiya3-w2q....
One praises the Lord
The other raises the rod
😭😭😭
😂😂😂
💀
😂😂😂😂
DAMN😂
the holy trinity vs the trinity of holes 💀
NAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!😭😭😭💀💀💀☠☠☠
the hole-y trinity
the unholy trinity
What's up duck!?😂😅😂
Ayooooo 😂😂😂😂😂
The old testament vs testing older men
nahhh💀
LMAOOOOOOOO
Naaaaah
This one diabolical
Gyaaaaaaaaaaaaatttt
One to call mother, the other to call mummy
They both use holy in different contexts and one likes milk the other gets milked
The level of creativity is actually insane😭
Right? o_o
It's instagram comments what did you expect??
Instagram comments are written by individuals with high amounts of wit and ingenuity
Yeah they're so creative
@@TehPlaylistSpartan not all cuz some of em are kinda lame ngl but yea a lot are good
Holy Grail vs Wholly Railed
Thats wild :skull:
@@gamerO5000blud came straight from discord
@@ch7d513 LOL.
@@gamerO5000 Dang :skull:
Dang it!!! 😂
One kneels for salvation, the other kneels and salivates
I friggin spit my drink I laughed so loud….you sir, win the internet for today. Well done indeed.
It would be much better as a noun too, salivation
Dammnnnn💀💀
One kneels for salvation, the other kneels for salivation
LMAO
One raises orphans, the other creates them
One says “amen” the other says “ahh men”
😂😂
💀
You mean "semen" 💀💀💀
@@brooktheskeleton3973should have more likes.go make a comment about amen and semen
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One believes in holy forces the other gets 5 divorces.
😂
🤣
😂
🤣
😆
"Both love missionary" is gold
Fr
Explain it please
First meaning is teaching about Christianity in foregin country and other is S€x possition
lmfao!
Yeah absolutely genius😂
I'm dead , this is the funniest thing I've heard in a while. Would've choked on my drink if I was drinking. I hear plenty funny stuff but this caught me do off guard I love it.
One says, "PRAY WITH ME," the other says, "PLAY WITH ME."
Underrated
I was about to write it@@arandomstoic3329
One uses "the crucifix"
Other uses "the durex"
Maybe goes about getting raw-dogged.
NAHHHH BEST ONE EVER BRO
@@Climber_candy Loll
❤
😂😂😂😂
One sells salvation, the other sells temptation.
true bro
F r
good one😂
"Both sell a carrot, but only one of them will ever see one"
Classic
It's like some kind of anthem or a military based song for winning the war 😂😂😂
I really wish this had 3 min version.
In the comments its almost neverending
@@kirdot2011 Sure there is enough source material for a season 2
You mean 10 hrs?
And should be a Ringtone.
We in the comments have given this channel MORE than enough material for Season 2.
One forgives the other gives
Underrated genius the simplicity in this one bravo
@welcometomybubble1597 How kind of you
The creativity of these people when it comes to making insults is incredible
True
Ikr😂👐
I found here that people everywhere same in judgements. They must be regretting to put it in the internet. Private life is so treasure this days.
@@karyqyz did you have a stroke tf are you on about
It’s so creative to the point it’s just creepy
I think this is the best song to date. Funny with great rhymes and the epic soundtrack matches so well lol.
Bible thumper vs easy pumper
Is Bible thumper not a derogatory term?
@davidenatoh359 Uhhh...I'd say not necessarily. It certainly can be, but it's not really even a severe one when it is.
@davidenatoh359 Christian here. He's been given the "Bible Thumper" pass.
Bible Thumper is a compliment, will say if people are offended at being called a Bible thumper then theyre not thumping the Bible hard enough
@davidenatoh359 go away
One serves the nailed to a cross, the other nailed by her boss
Railed actually 💀
'One is against abortion, but the other is addicted' fucking hell!😅😂
That was vicious 😂
Glad I wasn’t drinking anything when I heard that one lol
Wow
One’s in the choir, the other one is for hire.
For 1 minute and 8 seconds I had no depression or mental illness and my health was recuperated.
and then reality kicked in yo.
god is great
@@nameless1692 as is cheese fondue.
@@luckyowl6432 Chesse Fondue is pretty fucking great i must admit lol.
@@luckyowl6432 chocolate fondue is my favorite fondue
One took a vow, the other said meow.
😹
this is the most INNOCENT one i've seen
One took a vox the other gave a blow
@@ThatobjectArtistsame
😹😹😹😹😹
50 shades of grey, the one's wardrobe and the other's biography.
Nice dude...
That should make it to the remix😂
Can't get more creative than this 😂
One says forgive my father and another says forgive me daddy
For i am a mere mortal soul, i beg of you to explain this witticism of yours in a comprehensible way.
Good example of who’s been nice and who’s been naughty
One reads about a burning bush, one experiences it.
Amazing 😂
Criminally underrated, I call my girl George, because she’s got that W bush
@@dihexa7256 that’s criminally underrated too 🥇
So smart but so underrated.
One feeds children , other eats them
Other creates them
The other feeds men
I think I understand your joke. 🥛
"One feeds children, the other feeds on children"
you all dont understand the joke...
Both love their neighbour, but only one has his number.
The end is the best.
Well done Mate.
The Pious and The Creampieous.
-Plato
Or -Socrates can't remember
@@SlideshowwThere's an hentie group named Socrates as well.
😭😭😭
The Creampiest
The depths of human creativity and spontaneity never ceases to amaze me.
How did everyone assume her occupation? Isn’t it unethical to assume someone’s occupation based on her clothes?
man you speak 𝐄𝐧𝐠𝐥𝐢𝐬𝐡
so deep that this comment section hit the rock bottom
@@Monsieurrubio Just a joke that the internet creates
@@Monsieurrubio I think based on her vestments she's a nun.
The Holyfans 😂
Needs to be a thing
One wants Batman
One wants Bateman
One forced to pray you
Other forced to pay you.
Forced to pray
Forced to prey
0:11 is wild💀
0:39
0:49
0:54
0:18
Bro literally everything us wild
one believes in heaven and the other experiences heaven
Damn bro 😂
One believes in heaven the other IS heaven
@Zildjian-f2v fuck yeah 😂
Whoever owns this channel man you are the hero we all need.
Brilliance. One preaches Heaven, the other takes you to heaven.
Except actually ⬇️🔥
Brooooo what the hell 🤣
@@vohongphucthemultitalentedliterally 😂😂😂
One sees the light, the other one only sees white
nah this one is actually good💀💀
Your comment should be in a part 2😂
Prostrate means something entirely different for these two...
Holy Glory and Glory Hole
Feel proud to be the creator of that lol
One prays, and the other one sprays
Both get sprayed on and thank lord for it 💦
Both get sprayed on and thank Lord for it 💦
Are you ok?
😂😂😂😂😂
Wtf😭
One Calls Father 😇😇😇
One Calls Daddy 💀💀💀
Bruh...💀💀💀
Bro reacted to his own comment
@@TheNTDote BAWHAHAHA
Father i have sinned vs daddy I've been naughty
@@TheNTDote😂😂
One gives to the poor. The other gives to the needy.
This one belongs in the video
@KKYT1802 Ty
"don't call me needy"
@@bamboi-da-kool2763 Bfdi
One helps needy the other needs the diddy
Internet getting shit as fuck
Correct 💯
One is knocking on Heaven's door, the other getting knocked on the backdoor
One says: Christ is coming.
The other: So am I.
Rev 22:20 (Puscifer)
@@trutenii It's wild testament?
@@prakashrsp. it’s a song with lyrics pretty close to the comment
0:40 BRO 😭
This one is diabolical
That is just foul.
That was just personal lol
@@truthseeker7815 more like the truth lol
Lol this one was mine. I cant believe I made it into one of these❤
The Best I've seen so Far, people are so creative 😂
Forgive me for my sins. Vs
Forgive me for my past.
forgive me for my sins - punish me for my sins
Holy water
Holy shit
Is this as good as it's ever gonna get?
Conversations with strangers that I have never met
I think brother wants a blumpkin 💀🙏
One calls it divine intervention, the other calls it a professional session 😅
Nun: Trust God!❤
Girl: Lusty thought😢
One is called sister. The other is called mommy.
One is called mother. The other is called single mother...
Sister and step sister
one is mother the other is mommy
One is sister, other is sinner
One drink the wine, the other one drink the slime
☠
😂
💀
Ew😂
Bro... 💀
One prays the other one lays.
Nice copied comment.
😂
@@Evan8787 It’s called inspiration.
One will shame the devil. the other puts the devil to shame.
It's a whorish miracle, no 9/11, Hitler or George Floyd jokes.
how would you even make those in this context?
Trust me where there's a will there's a way, and that will triumphs through steel beams until nobody can breath from smoke and debris dust.
Maybe because we don't need to?
@@RegularGillian nice try but the context was lost
@@mrkiky I wasn't trying to phrase anything in the context of the girls, just that it's really easy to make jokes about those topics given any subject.
One rewards you in the afterlife, the other rewards you right now.
And punishes you in the afterlife after rewarding you right now
@@Monster-Without-A-NameWho cares about the afterlife 😂
@prajval37 you
@@Monster-Without-A-Name No I don't and no one probably knows what happens in the afterlife
@prajval37 Yes you do
And I agree
No one knows what's going to happen
Cuz we ain't God
All we know is Either Heaven or Hell
One eats flesh for immortality, one swallows meat for immorality.
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Two are both sisters
One goes for misters
"Lord, why is the life hard?"
"Daddy, why its soo hard!"
😅
❤😂
❤😂
'Amen vs 8 men' and 'One kneels to pray, one kneels to pay' are absolutely diabolical 🤣🙏🏽
Nothing close to "one is against abortion; the other is addicted to it!"
One says hallelujah the other says hell yeah🫦
BRUH LOL
😂😂😂
@@zamvlogs1170 bro 💀🤣
One will be alone at one time but the other will be surrounded by sisters.
The Holy vs The Holy fuck
Bro needs to appear in the extended version
Chastity and Lust
How do you know it is a lust are you a misogynist
One understands Another stood under.