Should I Pick A Man On The Street and Show You I'm Not A Lesbian ?!【Fujikura Uruka | PHASE CONNECT】

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Комментарии • 146

  • @FujikuraUruka
    @FujikuraUruka 2 месяца назад +749

    STILL NOT TAKING VOLUNTEERS BTW

    • @scottofcanes
      @scottofcanes 2 месяца назад

      So... what degenerate thing is "microwavable capybara" a euphemism for?

    • @mr.nobody5493
      @mr.nobody5493 2 месяца назад +135

      I'm Spartacus.

    • @chickencurry420
      @chickencurry420 2 месяца назад +128

      *puts ring back in pocket*

    • @stone5252
      @stone5252 2 месяца назад +40

      Just let us know when your ready

    • @Furluge
      @Furluge 2 месяца назад +29

      That's OK, I will just nail my references here.

  • @crissblack478
    @crissblack478 2 месяца назад +638

    How can we trust somebody who probably lied on their interview?

    • @jomujomu7513
      @jomujomu7513 2 месяца назад +67

      But according to fishman, all of Phase lied on their interview 😂

    • @renanqueiroz2678
      @renanqueiroz2678 2 месяца назад

      ​@@jomujomu7513 "We are all liars here" - Jelly ,2024
      refering to Phase Connect selection process

    • @christopherbilko9243
      @christopherbilko9243 2 месяца назад +10

      ​@@jomujomu7513 except lumi who got in because of nepotism

    • @Blackwing2345635
      @Blackwing2345635 Месяц назад +3

      @@christopherbilko9243 and Dizzy, i guess

  • @felixmartin7220
    @felixmartin7220 2 месяца назад +465

    New job position: Phase Connect Disprover of Allegations

    • @Hydrosphere13
      @Hydrosphere13 2 месяца назад +27

      That sounds like backbreaking work considering every stream a dozen allegations are born.

    • @Legendary_Detective-Wobbuffet
      @Legendary_Detective-Wobbuffet 2 месяца назад +17

      That sounds like the most fun job in the world. Just all day long trying to talk your way out of other people's crazy.

    • @NotsilYmerej
      @NotsilYmerej 2 месяца назад +6

      That’s gotta part well for being literally impossible

    • @Legendary_Detective-Wobbuffet
      @Legendary_Detective-Wobbuffet 2 месяца назад +5

      @@Hydrosphere13 "you've been doing a good job lately. We'd like to promote you to Pippa."
      "頑張ります"

    • @apolloisnotashirt
      @apolloisnotashirt 2 месяца назад

      Basically Producer-san.

  • @OneBiasedOpinion
    @OneBiasedOpinion 2 месяца назад +56

    “The job that I had posted was that you COME in my time of NEED.”
    Woman, there is no amount of backpedaling that can save you from that level of catastrophic phrasing.

  • @slayerking88
    @slayerking88 2 месяца назад +438

    So she only wants us for our bodies

    • @RambleOn07
      @RambleOn07 2 месяца назад +40

      😢

    • @spk1121
      @spk1121 2 месяца назад +23

      😣

    • @maroXUprising
      @maroXUprising 2 месяца назад +38

      You could say she wants our corporeal form.

    • @adurrezzak
      @adurrezzak 2 месяца назад +12

      The harvest will be bountiful

    • @shiniestaipom123
      @shiniestaipom123 2 месяца назад +18

      I'm not complaining if you're not complaining

  • @PsychoRavager
    @PsychoRavager 2 месяца назад +205

    Come in Uruka's time of need? That sounds like a plan.

    • @FiniteXbc
      @FiniteXbc 2 месяца назад +8

      Your pfp make this better

    • @apolloisnotashirt
      @apolloisnotashirt 2 месяца назад +2

      @@FiniteXbcand his name, Psycho *Ravager*

    • @tobito3100
      @tobito3100 Месяц назад +2

      That IS the plan.

  • @Fubuki-gun
    @Fubuki-gun 2 месяца назад +88

    As a man that has been on at least one street before this is a very interesting query.

  • @duckygoose07
    @duckygoose07 2 месяца назад +102

    That memory lapse was painfully relatable 😂

    • @HarlequinClips
      @HarlequinClips  2 месяца назад +15

      Yeah I always use that monkey gif when I forget stuff so I had to use it here.

  • @hellothere9167
    @hellothere9167 2 месяца назад +77

    Doesn't help that her ideal bf is same as pikamee. A butler who cooks and cleans for her

    • @JoshuaPAMployee
      @JoshuaPAMployee 2 месяца назад

      I mean that's what most men would already do for their wives. 😂

  • @BalloonLlama
    @BalloonLlama 2 месяца назад +81

    I’m Spartacus

  • @BlueLoveYT
    @BlueLoveYT 2 месяца назад +80

    Once those job slots are open, I'm quitting my job

  • @JanusGrombulus
    @JanusGrombulus 2 месяца назад +145

    That guy she picked off the street? All me 🤓

    • @HarlequinClips
      @HarlequinClips  2 месяца назад +43

      In your dreams.

    • @yumin_pluto558
      @yumin_pluto558 2 месяца назад +21

      No! Me! I volunteer!

    • @LumemDH
      @LumemDH 2 месяца назад +5

      @@yumin_pluto558AS IF! THAT’S ME!

    • @USELESSDCK
      @USELESSDCK 2 месяца назад +8

      Sorry wrong account guys 🤪

  • @saltylemonz258
    @saltylemonz258 2 месяца назад +23

    On the day that happens, all uruka gang left their work to be on the streets.

  • @AngellishV
    @AngellishV 2 месяца назад +57

    I'm coming during her times of need alright.
    Sorry.

    • @apolloisnotashirt
      @apolloisnotashirt 2 месяца назад

      its fine, she brought this upon her lesbian self.

  • @HarlequinClips
    @HarlequinClips  2 месяца назад +109

    Dont make me get the spray bottle and the bonk bat for all you commenters !

    • @asdasd-ty9se
      @asdasd-ty9se 2 месяца назад

      Please don’t, some of them are into that

    • @solec23
      @solec23 2 месяца назад +3

      Too late 😂

    • @fiffif9878
      @fiffif9878 2 месяца назад

      Their are never gonna learn that you can't be lesbian with such cute boys and girls outside~

    • @OneBiasedOpinion
      @OneBiasedOpinion 2 месяца назад +1

      We are Spartacus. You do not have the strength or time to bonk us all.

  • @konigstigerr4518
    @konigstigerr4518 2 месяца назад +19

    MICROWAVEABLE CAPYBARA!?

    • @HarlequinClips
      @HarlequinClips  2 месяца назад +10

      YES WHY ARENT MORE PEOPLE ASKING ABOUT THIS !

    • @ReallyNeedsCoffee
      @ReallyNeedsCoffee 2 месяца назад +3

      Kind of plushy you can microwave to have it be warm while you hold it.

    • @konigstigerr4518
      @konigstigerr4518 2 месяца назад +3

      @@ReallyNeedsCoffee oh great, i thought she wanted to eat a capybara.

  • @billthesecond6301
    @billthesecond6301 2 месяца назад +20

    I said it before and I'll say it again.
    Uruka is not gay! She has relationships with men and kisses women

    • @solec23
      @solec23 2 месяца назад +5

      Best explanation 😂

  • @Norrikan
    @Norrikan 2 месяца назад +4

    _"It was only for you to_ come _during my ties of need."_
    *[Don't even say it, weirdos.]*
    Awww...

  • @onionhat745
    @onionhat745 2 месяца назад +5

    Flustered Uruka is pretty great.

  • @somedudewatchintv5297
    @somedudewatchintv5297 2 месяца назад +5

    Imagine that was a real and serious position. Like there's just a professional with a clipboard that turns up twice a year to confirm.

  • @YuasBirds
    @YuasBirds 2 месяца назад +9

    I'm not gonna lie, you might just want to go get that spray bottle

  • @therighttrousers343
    @therighttrousers343 2 месяца назад +6

    Orright, job needs a-doin', job gits dun.
    ♪I've been working on the railroad, all the livelong day...♪

  • @DarkusAsakura
    @DarkusAsakura 2 месяца назад +11

    I'M SPARTACUS
    So, about those job positions? Do i present my CV at Phase's HQ or?

  • @smaragdwolf1
    @smaragdwolf1 2 месяца назад +5

    it its more convincing if you pick someone who isnt part of your Community, someone who stumbled over this Clip for example. Someone who would look you dead in the Eyes and tell you their Opinion without any hesitation^^

    • @D.KlWA-aG
      @D.KlWA-aG 2 месяца назад +1

      I would prefer to not get grabbed

  • @KratosConPelo
    @KratosConPelo 2 месяца назад +9

    That's what a lesbian would say

  • @CJODell12
    @CJODell12 2 месяца назад +1

    0:54. Fun fact: the Phase girls have around a 95% male audience on average. Only Remi (13% female) and Rie (19% female) have a male audience of less than 90%.

  • @Ushiwakamaru_BAU_BAU
    @Ushiwakamaru_BAU_BAU 2 месяца назад +3

    The more you deny something the more it's plausible that it means the contrary

  • @MCguy52
    @MCguy52 2 месяца назад +3

    No wonder Mama Bear is worried

  • @CJODell12
    @CJODell12 Месяц назад +1

    Based choice using “Spartacus”

  • @ChiePet_
    @ChiePet_ 12 дней назад

    as someone who spent 10years with a lesbian (before she came out), You do not have to be afraid of being one, nor the allogations. Dudes Do in fact like tomboys and in fact the more comfortable you are in they way you dress is a plus no matter where you fall. If you are a bro to another bro, people would gladly spend the rest of their life with their best friends, yo.

  • @wherethetatosat
    @wherethetatosat 2 месяца назад +2

    I have no clue what a microwaveable capybara is, so I'm going to have to assume that's a euphemism.

  • @mackverick20
    @mackverick20 Месяц назад +1

    "the job posting that i put up before was only for you to come during my times of need"
    She sure has a way with words huh

  • @Mellowbaton
    @Mellowbaton 2 месяца назад +6

    Damn she losing on both fronts frfr

  • @Postcards
    @Postcards 2 месяца назад +8

    I'm not convinced

  • @joesashiify
    @joesashiify 2 месяца назад +1

    Someone get the jar ready!!!

  • @maxurmon
    @maxurmon 2 месяца назад +1

    she should get her girlfriend to confirm you're not a lesbian

  • @seimeianri
    @seimeianri 2 месяца назад +3

    yes, I will give you the street name and at what time I will be there

  • @BirdLeavesNoEggs
    @BirdLeavesNoEggs 2 месяца назад +1

    Really funny clip, your editing is great

  • @OwnageMancer
    @OwnageMancer 2 месяца назад +1

    Don’t do it! I’m like 51% sure that’s what the movie Monster is about!

  • @Anon-jg7uj
    @Anon-jg7uj 2 месяца назад +1

    I would volunteer as tribute but the spitcicle though.

  • @treadnokash7598
    @treadnokash7598 2 месяца назад

    Me:already camping phase C boiling highquallity coffee sold by fishman on the sidewalk.

  • @Clown_the_Clown
    @Clown_the_Clown 2 месяца назад +2

    I volunteer 😭

  • @Sniper5875
    @Sniper5875 Месяц назад +1

    i wouldnt help, but id be her wife if she asked

  • @TheBakedgood
    @TheBakedgood 2 месяца назад +1

    this is too true with the chat. Haha

  • @reycal22
    @reycal22 2 месяца назад +2

    Anyone knows where to apply cuz nothing is showing up in INDEED!😢

  • @UnknownGamer40464
    @UnknownGamer40464 2 месяца назад +4

    *accidentally picks a tomboy instead*

  • @OhitsONnow
    @OhitsONnow 2 месяца назад +3

    0:07 nice try chatter

  • @rinslittlesheepling1652
    @rinslittlesheepling1652 2 месяца назад +1

    Is that a clip from a movie about Spartacus rebellion?

    • @HarlequinClips
      @HarlequinClips  2 месяца назад +5

      Yes it's from the 1960's film Spartacus starring Kirk Douglas

    • @CJODell12
      @CJODell12 Месяц назад

      @@HarlequinClipsBased film clip choice

  • @chimeragenesis361
    @chimeragenesis361 Месяц назад +1

    Could just be bisexual 🤔

  • @Colonel-Sigma
    @Colonel-Sigma 2 месяца назад +1

    Damn, tomboys got it rough...

  • @backgroundnoise9310
    @backgroundnoise9310 2 месяца назад +1

    Do we get overtime pay?

  • @adurrezzak
    @adurrezzak 2 месяца назад

    Position: Phase-Connect Talent Un-lesbianer

  • @JTGVapor
    @JTGVapor 2 месяца назад +4

    I thought most of phase are tbh

    • @Paladin327
      @Paladin327 2 месяца назад +7

      “It’s not a Phase” Connect

    • @ChristianStout
      @ChristianStout 2 месяца назад +1

      They're all LUGs

    • @CJODell12
      @CJODell12 Месяц назад

      Fun fact: the Phase girls have around a 95% male audience on average. Only Remi (13% female) and Rie (19% female) have a female audience of more than 10%.

  • @_Stalc_
    @_Stalc_ 2 месяца назад +1

    im SPURDICUS

  • @jeice13
    @jeice13 2 месяца назад

    Microwaveable capybara sounds like a great stuffed animal but also really shows this is part of the fishman asylum for autistic vtubers

  • @yonas6832
    @yonas6832 2 месяца назад

    100% Lesbian

  • @notusneo
    @notusneo 2 месяца назад

    🏳️‍🌈?

  • @mmpsp693
    @mmpsp693 2 месяца назад +2

    She's pan

  • @HateradeConsumer
    @HateradeConsumer Месяц назад

    Every chick is at least like 20% gay, it just be like that