Should I Pick A Man On The Street and Show You I'm Not A Lesbian ?!【Fujikura Uruka | PHASE CONNECT】
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- Опубликовано: 6 сен 2024
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STILL NOT TAKING VOLUNTEERS BTW
So... what degenerate thing is "microwavable capybara" a euphemism for?
I'm Spartacus.
*puts ring back in pocket*
Just let us know when your ready
That's OK, I will just nail my references here.
How can we trust somebody who probably lied on their interview?
But according to fishman, all of Phase lied on their interview 😂
@@jomujomu7513 "We are all liars here" - Jelly ,2024
refering to Phase Connect selection process
@@jomujomu7513 except lumi who got in because of nepotism
@@christopherbilko9243 and Dizzy, i guess
New job position: Phase Connect Disprover of Allegations
That sounds like backbreaking work considering every stream a dozen allegations are born.
That sounds like the most fun job in the world. Just all day long trying to talk your way out of other people's crazy.
That’s gotta part well for being literally impossible
@@Hydrosphere13 "you've been doing a good job lately. We'd like to promote you to Pippa."
"頑張ります"
Basically Producer-san.
“The job that I had posted was that you COME in my time of NEED.”
Woman, there is no amount of backpedaling that can save you from that level of catastrophic phrasing.
So she only wants us for our bodies
😢
😣
You could say she wants our corporeal form.
The harvest will be bountiful
I'm not complaining if you're not complaining
Come in Uruka's time of need? That sounds like a plan.
Your pfp make this better
@@FiniteXbcand his name, Psycho *Ravager*
That IS the plan.
As a man that has been on at least one street before this is a very interesting query.
That memory lapse was painfully relatable 😂
Yeah I always use that monkey gif when I forget stuff so I had to use it here.
Doesn't help that her ideal bf is same as pikamee. A butler who cooks and cleans for her
I mean that's what most men would already do for their wives. 😂
I’m Spartacus
Once those job slots are open, I'm quitting my job
That guy she picked off the street? All me 🤓
In your dreams.
No! Me! I volunteer!
@@yumin_pluto558AS IF! THAT’S ME!
Sorry wrong account guys 🤪
On the day that happens, all uruka gang left their work to be on the streets.
I'm coming during her times of need alright.
Sorry.
its fine, she brought this upon her lesbian self.
Dont make me get the spray bottle and the bonk bat for all you commenters !
Please don’t, some of them are into that
Too late 😂
Their are never gonna learn that you can't be lesbian with such cute boys and girls outside~
We are Spartacus. You do not have the strength or time to bonk us all.
MICROWAVEABLE CAPYBARA!?
YES WHY ARENT MORE PEOPLE ASKING ABOUT THIS !
Kind of plushy you can microwave to have it be warm while you hold it.
@@ReallyNeedsCoffee oh great, i thought she wanted to eat a capybara.
I said it before and I'll say it again.
Uruka is not gay! She has relationships with men and kisses women
Best explanation 😂
_"It was only for you to_ come _during my ties of need."_
*[Don't even say it, weirdos.]*
Awww...
Flustered Uruka is pretty great.
Imagine that was a real and serious position. Like there's just a professional with a clipboard that turns up twice a year to confirm.
I'm not gonna lie, you might just want to go get that spray bottle
Orright, job needs a-doin', job gits dun.
♪I've been working on the railroad, all the livelong day...♪
I'M SPARTACUS
So, about those job positions? Do i present my CV at Phase's HQ or?
it its more convincing if you pick someone who isnt part of your Community, someone who stumbled over this Clip for example. Someone who would look you dead in the Eyes and tell you their Opinion without any hesitation^^
I would prefer to not get grabbed
That's what a lesbian would say
0:54. Fun fact: the Phase girls have around a 95% male audience on average. Only Remi (13% female) and Rie (19% female) have a male audience of less than 90%.
The more you deny something the more it's plausible that it means the contrary
No wonder Mama Bear is worried
Based choice using “Spartacus”
as someone who spent 10years with a lesbian (before she came out), You do not have to be afraid of being one, nor the allogations. Dudes Do in fact like tomboys and in fact the more comfortable you are in they way you dress is a plus no matter where you fall. If you are a bro to another bro, people would gladly spend the rest of their life with their best friends, yo.
I have no clue what a microwaveable capybara is, so I'm going to have to assume that's a euphemism.
...there was a picture in the clip
It's a euphemism for a real thing.
"the job posting that i put up before was only for you to come during my times of need"
She sure has a way with words huh
Damn she losing on both fronts frfr
I'm not convinced
Someone get the jar ready!!!
she should get her girlfriend to confirm you're not a lesbian
yes, I will give you the street name and at what time I will be there
Really funny clip, your editing is great
Glad you like
Don’t do it! I’m like 51% sure that’s what the movie Monster is about!
I would volunteer as tribute but the spitcicle though.
Me:already camping phase C boiling highquallity coffee sold by fishman on the sidewalk.
I volunteer 😭
i wouldnt help, but id be her wife if she asked
this is too true with the chat. Haha
Anyone knows where to apply cuz nothing is showing up in INDEED!😢
*accidentally picks a tomboy instead*
0:07 nice try chatter
Is that a clip from a movie about Spartacus rebellion?
Yes it's from the 1960's film Spartacus starring Kirk Douglas
@@HarlequinClipsBased film clip choice
Could just be bisexual 🤔
Damn, tomboys got it rough...
Do we get overtime pay?
Position: Phase-Connect Talent Un-lesbianer
I thought most of phase are tbh
“It’s not a Phase” Connect
They're all LUGs
Fun fact: the Phase girls have around a 95% male audience on average. Only Remi (13% female) and Rie (19% female) have a female audience of more than 10%.
im SPURDICUS
Microwaveable capybara sounds like a great stuffed animal but also really shows this is part of the fishman asylum for autistic vtubers
100% Lesbian
🏳️🌈?
She's pan
No pan*
You can fry a egg with her?
more like scramble eggs lmao
I'm more of a tamagoyaki type.
Every chick is at least like 20% gay, it just be like that