Don't Ever Mess With Canada. Milt Abel - Full Special
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- Опубликовано: 23 июл 2024
- Don't ever mess with Canada, or at least thats the advice Milt Abel gives in his first ever Dry Bar Comedy special. Packed full of hilarious anecdotes about children and technology this full Dry Bar Comedy special form Milt Abel is sure to have any fan of comedy laughing from start to finish.
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"They call them smart phones but they let anyone use them." Comedy gold. I glad I wasn't drinking something when he said that. 🤣🤣
You'd think after so many years there wouldn't be any new comedy material.
This guy somehow came up with amazing original jokes that had me dying!
Everyone experiences life in their own way, ergo there's always an endless supply of funny life experiences, which when workshopped properly can sometimes lead to comedy gold.
The seismologist joke made me laugh. These are classic dry jokes (deadpan) and i love it!!
Very funny stuff! One of the best I've seen in a while! Thank you, Milt Abel ~ I really needed to laugh after the bad day I've had! Would love to see you in person!
👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏
Hilarious .
This guy is really funny, enjoyed him, he made me laugh alot.
Pretty sure he stole a lot of those jokes, ive heard them a long time ago from a female comedian
@@GoldenMarky Well. A majority of female comedians can't pull off the delivery of a joke.
@@GoldenMarky 88-89 and,
@@darrellkyle1329 and
@@GoldenMarky >things that didn't happen
realistically 99.9% of female comedians can't help but talk about - their vagina, their void of a sex life, and how men are useless but not when it comes to jobs that women are too lazy to do.
Dry Bar definitely has the best comedians!
Excellent job Milt, very funny! 😂😂
Heck yeah, standing ovation. You’re amazing! I can’t believe I haven’t seen your shows before. I hope to see you again. Thank you.
This guy is a genius. super sharp and cuts to the bone. Great view of the modern world we live in.
I loved this set. Thanks.
You’re a great laugher sir, thanks for sitting up front! And “they’re called smart phones but anyone can use ‘em!”
Someone has to be the one in a completely dependant relationship :)
Yes very good comedian..it's my first time hearing him 😀
This guy is so underrated!!! His comic style is elaborate!
The audience didn't really seem into him at first, but he got a standing ovation. That says a lot.
Thank you for typing "a lot" correctly
I really enjoyed that. This is the first time I've seen this guy. Really funny.. . Talks about normal stuff. Good job!
I hear great things about Canada, how it’s huge, and cold, and especially the nice people there. Definitely one of our top ten states.
States? Huh?
It's a Country, silly!
⚘ 🤣 ⚘
@@majoroldladyakamom6948 it’s a country? Do they even have enough people to make an airport??
@@Ethan7s Over 38M population in 2020. I just asked Mr. Google... 🙃
@@majoroldladyakamom6948 but they say there’s more moose than people in Canada, so they have millions and millions of moose?!
@@Ethan7s Not every saying is literal... I live in Wisconsin. A common saying is that we have two seasons: winter and road construction. Obviously we still have summer, Autumn, and spring. It's just that there's ALWAYS construction happening as long as the ground isn't too frozen to do it. Lol! 🤣😂
Edit: typo
He was great. I really enjoyed his comedy.
He's hilarious! Fresh material that had me laughing out-loud from the very beginning.
So funny, there's never been a bad Dry Bar Comedy set. Super Clever! I'm laughing so hard I have to take a break.
Maybe the bad ones aren't posted on YT?
I like this. Milt's imagination is so original with the jokes.
but they are not orginal its like how many times has the how canada was named joke been told
This guy is freakin' hilarious. I couldn't stop laughing.
The salmon bit was spot on 😂
"That one didn't make it! Well, gotta keep going. They can't get us all!"
I felt that one to my core, lolol
Everyone thinks Canadians are so very polite...until they have the puck.
Absolutely hilarious, he had me in tears🤣🤣
2 seconds after 3:00, gonna need a seismologist to find my phone looooooooool. great comedian. hope he comes back to dry bar
So... that would be 3:02?
Milt, that did NOT suck! Very funny!
Love this guy; so clever and funny
Brilliant! I'm Canadian and loved it. Just a hoot ... Cheers from Nova Scotia
me too
This is the first guy to make me laugh so hard I had to tip him! Some of his timing was incredible! Thanks for an enjoyable watch.
"....a herd of wild Roomba appeared from the East." Nice. Original. Recommend,
One of my favorite performances I've seen on dry bar comedy
I love that. Throw your own surprise Birthday Party.
He’s very good!
What an awesome style and set! It just got better and better, my favorite was the bit about speeding. Hilarious stuff! Thanks Dry Bar and Milt Abel for the laughter!
Always end with your best joke. Nailed it
I liked this one a lot. He's got a lot of great jokes. Thanks for the funnies, Milt!
The Capn Crunch palate shred is real!!
Very funny, thank you. And I'm from Canada, eh.
Laughed out loud so many times - Milt you are a funny funny man. Thanks for posting.
This guy is hilarious!!
Refreshing. None of that old, tired, bog-standard war of the sexes material, just one clever little bit after another. Lots of originality, and those facial expressions! Indeed, it didn't suck.
Milt, I loved your show! I really enjoyed the jokes I had to think about for a couple seconds! And the dating apps!! Sooo good!
Thank you.
Loved the spelling bee joke “coming in list”! Very smart! 🌞Susie🌞
Loved this. I'm also getting some Benny Hill vibes so extra plus points for that lol
I love this kind of comedy
I was looking for Captain Crunch yesterday, don't even know if they make it anymore. It WILL shred the roof of your mouth!
Yeah but I so liked
it's sugar-and-vitamin-y taste.
What vitamin
You think Captain Crunch is bad, try Froot Loops. Fruit loops smell so good.
@@peachmelba93330
@@huejanus5505 oot-fray oops-lay-see I still remember that commercial- yeah and now they do seasonal things to the cereals- like Christmas red and green; 4th of July Red ,Blue and some white mini marshmallows
Really well done. Just enough bread crumbs to hold the meatloaf together.
That having a landline to find your cellular device bit.. I lose it so many times am I about to hook something up? 🤣🤣🤣🤣
If I didn't have my landline phone I would probably have bought about 6 News cell phones by now.,🙄
I have used my cell phone to find my cordless land line.
When the laughter is over think on Jesus.🙂
"All things were made by him; and without him was not anything made that was made." John 1:3.
The him is Jesus, the Word made flesh. John 1:14.
What is the dictionary word for God? Supreme Being, Creator.
John 1:3 cleary states that Jesus is uncreated and the Creator.
Jesus' first end times warning is, "And Jesus answered and said unto them, Take heed that no man deceive you.
For many shall come in my name, saying, I am the Christ, and shall deceive many." Matthew 24:4-5.
"But though we or an angel from heaven, preach any other gospel unto you than that which we have preached unto you, let him be accursed." Galatians 1:8.
Jesus said that he is God!
"Before Abraham was, I am." John 8:58, Exodus 3:14.
The corrupt Jews wanted to stone Jesus because He called God His Father, making himself to be God. John 10:33.
"For the Father loveth you because ye have loved me and believe that I came out from God." John 16:27.
Jesus forgave sins.Mark2:10-12.[Only God can forgive sins].
He knew His Father as His Father knew Him. John 10:15. [Only God can know as God knows.]
"Destroy this temple and in three days I will raise it up." [Jesus spoke of His body] John 2:18-22.
Jesus stated He is omnipresent, a quality of God alone. Matthew 18:20. "Where two or three are gathered in my name, I am in the midst of them."
"I am Alpha and Omega, the beginning and the ending, saith the Lord, which is, and which was and which is to come, the Almighty." Revelation 1:8. Know also, Jesus is fully man. Hebrews 3:3, 7:24, 8:3, and 10:12. King James Bible. He called us brethren. He became our high priest. Hebrews 10!
'Oh the blood of Jesus, oh the blood of Jesus, it washes white as snow.'
Wicked Funny ! LOL !!! Laughing Still ! Excellent material, timing, etc. Looking forward to seeing more ! Hysterical ending !!!! :)
He's got great delivery! Thanks for posting!
Very funny guy! Thanks for sharing! 😄
Well done Milt. The thing is, if I came to your show, I'd be pissed if I forgot my opera glasses and didn't get a close seat. Your face does so much for the routine. You definitely need a camera and a big screen for anyone not sitting close enough to see you clearly. But here on RUclips, your a rockstar of comedy, IMHO!
A great laugh. Thank you.
The smart phone part was so hilarious. Been there done that.
Worry not. Canada's messing with itself.
Thanks! Enjoyed Milt Abel!
Thank you for your great show,very funny Mike cheers buddy
Really enjoyed this guy's material!
Lots of giggles n' guffaws!
Thank you for the laugh today.
Him and his buddy share a MENSA membership. Ha ha
It’s the wild Roomba for me
He's a very clever comedian😂
C A
N A
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Ah I have been living in CND the whole time
This guy is great! I haven't laughed this much in a long time!
I love the wait until the kids do something wrong before tou whip them joke.
I really enjoyed this! Great to see some..well ripened characters killing it on here! 😀
My wife and I are first timers watching Milt. Very funny material, delivery and was clean for the whole family. Definitely recommend him!
Thanks!
This guy is fun! 🤣
Woke up at 2:00 a.m. couldn't sleep. First thing I saw on RUclips was this guy so I clicked it. I don't think I ever laughed so much just waking! up!
When I moved from san diego California to Oregon, that joke driving on the 5 freeway couldn't be more true 😂😂😂😂😂😂
Great set, made me laugh quite loudly at some of the punchlines.
This guy is hilarious!
Lots of great laughs from this guy. Loved the one about sharing a Mensa membership.
I talk to myself because, l am the only one l can trust to give me a straight answer.
Great job. Loved your act.
They’re not gutters in Canada they are, eves troughs
He was very funny. Thanks, Dry Bar.
You are so funny,Thank you I needed to laugh
In comedy, "timing is everything", and his timing is superb.
Eh eh! 🤣 thank you!
Ha! Too Funny!! Great show Milt!
I like the toilet seat joke.
Sir your voice is like Tom Hank 👍you did great sir 👌✌👏
Sounds alot like he voiced a character in jim Henson's sitcoms
Great set, hope to see more :)
Excellent special, very funny.
Funny. Very funny. 😂😂😂
Absolutely Hilarious 😂❤
Well worth the watch.
Good Stuff (Funny), merci.
I really wish I could tip you; I am flat broke but I really loved your set! 😂 Hope I can find more
Absolutely hilarious!
Dry humor! Not in-your-face, but more like good "bad dad jokes." lol! Great job.
I can confirm he does like dad jokes
@@noahabel6748 Well well! Your name suggests you may very well know for sure! Cool! 🎉
My friend uses a Roomba at her restaurant at the end of the work day. Every time it bumps into me, I say, "Excuse me," before realizing I just apologized to a robot.
"I'm a salmon!" Oh mylanta, I cracked up!
OMG!! So enjoyed your set and get it. Congratulations!!
17:12 go to the farmers market and catch your chicken. 😄😄😄
You're hilarious!!!
Packing: Milt KNOWS me!🤣
Roomba🤣🤣
Snort Laughing: Sign of funny and you got me S&Ling all over the place!🤣🤣🤣
Love that Canadian humour. Eh?
some nice smart jokes and i liked his facial expressions.
also i felt that the joke "it would come in list" didnt really get through to many :D 8at least the amount of laugh felt underappreciating :D
Great stuff! 😆
Love the kid jokes. I get what he's saying.. I'm a Great Grandmother now..
.....Well the vegetables are stationary lmbo 16:30
That was a good one!😄