Me: cute, smol, anxious, depressed, pink lover, lesbi, bottom, wanting love, messy, bossy, naive Mafia boss: *give me give love, give me give me love* cute, smol, wanting love, bossy
Me in 8th grade: drawing, being a dork, having a small friend group but knowing that I liked women and was out to all of my (very few) female friends My 2 friends who liked girls: The bisexual girl in my grade with a girlfriend, the pansexual girl in 7th grade with a girlfriend How do they do it?
Mafia Boss: "Hello... make it quick Im a little busy at the moment" Guy on phone: "Is your refrigerator running" Mafia Boss: "How did you get this number" Guy on phone: "Uhhh... then you better go catch it hahaha"
It's like real late at night rn so when I first heard this I immediately thought "why is my girlfriend slapping the shit outta me???? Did I read the title wrong tf??? Do you even love me woman???" it took me a damn while to process what was actually happening OMFG
The slapping sounds scared the hell out me not gonna lie... The gunshot/breaking sound scared me more, I literally was about to jump from my skin. Was not expecting any of it for some reason 😂
I’ve always believed that Alex and Ethan have a somewhat friendly relationship with her and because of that the listener is probably friendly with them and they’re friendly back and call us nicknames like “kid” or “dork” and we’re like a little sister to them.
I’m not going to lie, I’m not the smallest girl in the world and during this time, I have been getting bigger, but with this, for the very first time I didn’t feel like I’m the biggest thing in the room. I felt so small, and loved. So good on you! You made me feel so much love in just a short amount of time. Really thank you for making me feel beautiful.
Me : I hope they didn't do anything to him Her : they won't Me : oh ok Her ; at least not illegally Me : what Her : nothing Me in my mind : did she just say "at least not legally" Editor: ummm Me : really Editor : yes Everybody reading this: 🍵
So wholesome~ I love how sweet and caring your characters tend to be. Not that I would tell a mafia boss, but I am not adorable! I am fierce and confident (and scared of the dark) and independent! Humph.
@@vera-bb1bu don’t worry you will shift. I know you will. We both will! Everyone will! Think of it this way, each time your trying to shift and you don’t, each attempt you make is you shifting to a reality where you are getting closer to actually shifting! Use solars 3D booster and you will shift in no time! You got this!!!! 11:11
It’s funny how the music in the background change to being happy and all she just tortured a man. Love ❤️ the audio acting perfect every just perfect 👌🏼 I might sub😉😉
This is really well done! The conversation is pretty natural n seamless in terms of mood shifting and not feeling awkward, but there were a few instances that felt a little stiffer but they shifted to more relaxed pretty quickly ~! ♡
How f*cking dare you! You had to out do the one thing I actually can say made me get views on RUclips and started my huge start off in the views. (Honestly I was joking loved the audio but you really did out do me still loved it though stay safe and healthy and hope you don't have other Mafia bosses come after you and your little squeeze like I don't know someone called Suit.)
Before I knew what was going on, I could just imagine us in the corner watching her in absolute awe and when she said “get my gear”, we just get all giddy and say “Yes, babe!” With a happy little smile and run out the room 😭
Oh my goodness. Around 8:20 with the phone situation, I got super confused because someone outside was on the phone in their car, and i could hear the sound of the phone ringing. I thought my mafia girlfriend was lying straight to my face x( It was a funny story, i thought i would share it x)
Her: What do you wanna do? We could go to a restaurant, catch a movie, or even go shopping! Me: SHOPPING!! I WANNA GET OVERSIZED SWEATSHIRTS!!! Her: You wanna stay home? Ok sounds good! Me: I mean, I wanting to go shopping but we stay home! That's fine, that's fine!
the confidence, the directness and the straightforwardness of this character is so attractive as these are all qualities that are typically less common in women, super hot!
![[F4F] 🍋 Witchy Girlfriend Protects You from Predatory Homophobe | ASMR [Comfort] [Reassurance]](/img/1.gif)
Mafia boss : *le doing a torture*
Me as de listener : BABEEEEEEEEEE~, I'm craving affection cmere 😡.
Ok but like why is this me ùwú💗
Literally me
"UwU pwease?"
ARE YOU FRENCH ?
ok but like..me-
listener:BABBBBBEEEEEEEEEE~ IM HUNGRYYYYYY AND I WANT CUDDDLEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSS~ huh? oh-
Sometimes I think to myself, "I guess I'm a bottom, whatever"
But then things like this remind me how easy it is to reduce me into a giggly mess
Sometimes I have the strength to say I'm a switch....
That's a lie
@@oshaynacampbell9133 me too. But admitting I’m a bottom is too much for my pride
700th like, ah.. feeling good 🕺🏻🕺🏻
I am a switch... with men only. When comes to woman I am a sl*tty little bottom.
@@MoonchildDontCry I’m a switch depending on the other person I’m dating.
*_and that ladies and gentlemen, is how mafia works_*
if you Tell them waht they want they will yust kill you
And that is how every Wattpad mafia ff works
U did not just did that mafis city ad joke omg-
I mean most of the work is done like this
I love your pfp
Me: cute, smol, anxious, depressed, pink lover, lesbi, bottom, wanting love, messy, bossy, naive
Mafia boss: *give me give love, give me give me love* cute, smol, wanting love, bossy
This is so cute omg 😭
SAME
I'm pretty AND I have a strong girlfriend. I love this alternate reality.
Same dude,same
I wish girls would talk to me
Me in 8th grade: drawing, being a dork, having a small friend group but knowing that I liked women and was out to all of my (very few) female friends
My 2 friends who liked girls: The bisexual girl in my grade with a girlfriend, the pansexual girl in 7th grade with a girlfriend
How do they do it?
@@thatqueerperson9055 I think they let themselves be seen by others
@@thatqueerperson9055 but its nice being single to! No heartbroken or cheating
Lesbians, we wonnnnnn
definetly🥴✨
Im bi, but still 🥴✨✨
I’m bi so I still won😌💅
𝑰𝒎 𝒃𝒊, 𝒃𝒖𝒕 𝒑𝒓𝒆𝒇𝒆𝒓 𝒈𝒊𝒓𝒍𝒔 𝒔𝒐 𝑰 𝒔𝒕𝒊𝒍𝒍 𝒘𝒐𝒏✨😌💅
@@jaredthehumanbeing3271 Nah i like spice and sweet give me back my victory🤭
“ We didn’t hurt him.”
* Relistens to the first part*
Also me: So that was a fucking lie 🤣😒
Definitely 🌝
Damn right💀
My gay heart is crying for this blessing
Mafia Boss: "Hello... make it quick Im a little busy at the moment"
Guy on phone: "Is your refrigerator running"
Mafia Boss: "How did you get this number"
Guy on phone: "Uhhh... then you better go catch it hahaha"
You are the mafia boss man
@Heyakî Hinata...
“What do you plan on having?”
*”You”*
“That sounds nice.”
*”Yeah, it is.”*
I like your profile picture
@@sonia_mockingjayme too!!
LMAO NAH BC I SAID THE EXACT SAME THING 🏃
*I DED-*
Boys: whats up girl baby girl~
Me: ew how cringey
Girls: Hey Baby❤️
Me:omgomgomgomg---
Yes tho😳
Thats true though :0
Trueeee ♥️
Fictional guys tho 👀
EXACTLY ❤😂
Yes gimme mafia girlfriend~
aren't you a asmr youtuber
Girl me too
Oh hi
Maggie Visagie yes lol. Fangar helps write scripts for me sometimes.
Holy shoot I didn’t even notice that I subscribed to ya
Me: lvl 1 crook
Her: lvl 100 boss
YOU DID NOT-
YOU-
LISTEN... IT'S A GOOD JOKE, A GREAT JOKE EVEN, BUT IMMA NEED YOU TO STOP ANYWAY
whyyyy am i sooo gayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
I was a closeted lesbian for 2 years, I was 12 when I found out, now I'm 14 and I told my parents. They don't care
@@Instinxx you have any advice on coming out? I'm still in the closet :
Because you love being gay
Being gay is amazing
@@Instinxx I’m 12 and I’m still in the closet 😭
Literally thought I was the one being tortured in the beginning
You are not alone
Same
Same ;-;
Same-
i got so scared ;-;
Me: *calling her bc I'm mad she didn't invite me to help tourture someone* 🥺😔😩
Same
🥺same tho 😭
Wth
I know am upset
she didnt invite me cuz he knows that I will end up kill the victim
normally i dont like mafia audios when it comes to men but this awakened something in me~ 😳💕✨
Great for femme lesbian
Lol
Ah another lesbian has been found
Finally someone else who feels the same ❤️ Although, I do like guys too, because I’m Bisexual
😂 I 😂 was 😂 gonna 😂 argue 😂 but 😂 I 😂 ended 😂 up 😂 Arguing 😂 with 😂 my 😂 sexuality 😂
''I think this might become a series
''
me: yeeeeeeees
It's like real late at night rn so when I first heard this I immediately thought "why is my girlfriend slapping the shit outta me???? Did I read the title wrong tf??? Do you even love me woman???" it took me a damn while to process what was actually happening OMFG
Same then I read the comments
Omg I was like oooh she was talking and slapping to the target lol
ああ、私も同じこと思った
Normal person: I like hearing podcast and the radio, you?
Me: Uh... It's really complicated...
Same, I'm not ashamed but at the same time I wouldn't tell it freely since it feels like a hidden treasure , idk I just love this
this is the first F4F audio vid I found, I go and check your channel and you have so much F4F stuff?! bro my lesbian heart-
What means F4f?plz answer
@@Ale-gt3bs Female for(4) female! so an audio for women by a woman! same with m4m (male for male) or m4a and f4a (male/female for anyone) :)
@@justafan.5577 thanks you❤️❤️
Me: **over the phone** hey I found 100 grand in the closet did you forget this or...
The slapping sounds scared the hell out me not gonna lie... The gunshot/breaking sound scared me more, I literally was about to jump from my skin. Was not expecting any of it for some reason 😂
Same 😂
I’ve always believed that Alex and Ethan have a somewhat friendly relationship with her and because of that the listener is probably friendly with them and they’re friendly back and call us nicknames like “kid” or “dork” and we’re like a little sister to them.
Oml I love this 🥺💕✨
I LOVE THIS
Oh yes most definitely
They are our gay uncles. 2 guncles.
I was just about to make a lesbian mafia x listener and you gave me inspiration
I’m not lesbian or bi but my best friend told me to watch this and I gotta say this just made my day!
I'm happy you enjoyed it 😁
sooo you gay now or … JKJKJKJK 😭😭
@@teehee0659 LMAO
Right! 😆😆😆
Yes me too
I’m not going to lie, I’m not the smallest girl in the world and during this time, I have been getting bigger, but with this, for the very first time I didn’t feel like I’m the biggest thing in the room. I felt so small, and loved. So good on you! You made me feel so much love in just a short amount of time. Really thank you for making me feel beautiful.
Whenever it’s a boy all I do is give attitude but I love women so I may obey 😌
*Her torturing*
Me:
*eating cookies watching*
Me, a bisexual that prefers woman: This is perfect.
5:27 “at least not legally”
i laughed at that 😂 i wasn’t expecting the side comment
I think she said at least not lethally.
Me : I hope they didn't do anything to him
Her : they won't
Me : oh ok
Her ; at least not illegally
Me : what
Her : nothing
Me in my mind : did she just say "at least not legally"
Editor: ummm
Me : really
Editor : yes
Everybody reading this: 🍵
Yup that's me😌👌🏾
Why dose your voice make me feel so safe
You should make one where u rescue the girlfriend(Listener) from kidnappers :3
@fangar omg please!!
So wholesome~ I love how sweet and caring your characters tend to be. Not that I would tell a mafia boss, but I am not adorable! I am fierce and confident (and scared of the dark) and independent! Humph.
“And scared of the dark” as least you didn’t say brave
Mafia Girlfriend: *beating the crap out of someone*
me in my demon slayer merch: cmere so we can watch anime and snuggle ùwú
Yasssssssssss UvU
In the beginning...I thought i was the one who gets tortured i was like
*THIS IS NOT CUDDLINGGG-*
I’m gonna pretend this is my life so I can block reality 😻
You can always shift if you want
@@melzy00 true but ive been trying to shift for months and still havent
@@vera-bb1bu don’t worry you will shift. I know you will. We both will! Everyone will! Think of it this way, each time your trying to shift and you don’t, each attempt you make is you shifting to a reality where you are getting closer to actually shifting! Use solars 3D booster and you will shift in no time! You got this!!!! 11:11
Same 😂
At the beginning I thought she was talking to ME (the listener) and I was like "SHIT HOLD ON I THOUGHT YOU LOVED ME-"
okay, my gay ass literally is dead when it comes to your voice. ahhhhhhhhhh. I want to date the perfect person behind this voice.
“Where’s my money bi-“
My notifications: *covers the cuss word with a sound* NOPE
Mafia girlfriend: * torturing someone*
Me walks in: BABY I WANT CUDDLES AND I WANT THEM NOW😠🥺
❤️❤️❤️❤️no am not a simp am not a simp >\\\\
As an Italian I can confirm that this is very accurate
Im sorry i laughed
As a Russian this is very accurate-
🫠
Mafia boss:*le torture*
Me: my heart go *brrrrrrrrr*
For me it was, 🥲🙃😖. I’m a little weak :/
OH MY GAWD-😭😭😭
Im not Lesbian but im Bi so this whole asmr community is a whole ass Paradise. And her voice is so soothing omg
IKR! SAME!
Even though I am young, and gay- I’m LOVING this!
I just now noticed this the girl in the picture looks like wiss from RWBY
It is
Weiss 😌
She really is Weiss lol
I'm having a hard time imagining this because it's WEISS SCHNEE
@@drako-ss now I'm imaginging this as a whiterose mafia au and I love it
That mean that ruby is the girlfriend
Girls who like girls, people who like girls, we have found the best mafia boss ASMR series ever.
ma'am, how are all your audios so perfect?
✨She’s✨✨a✨magician✨she✨won’t✨reveal her✨secrets✨
Yes omg mafia wife is back
it took me so long to realize i’m not the one you’re beating the shit out of-
I like how it goes from “I will tear your limbs off!!” to “SWEATHEART!!! How was your day
holy sh*t, there has to be a part 2
Jeff your a girl?!
Damm we slapping now fang?😂
Yeah slapping fam
😂😂😂
Gotta love the old mafia gf role play
It’s funny how the music in the background change to being happy and all she just tortured a man. Love ❤️ the audio acting perfect every just perfect 👌🏼 I might sub😉😉
This is really well done! The conversation is pretty natural n seamless in terms of mood shifting and not feeling awkward, but there were a few instances that felt a little stiffer but they shifted to more relaxed pretty quickly ~! ♡
❤✨💐w o m e n💐✨❤
Mafia boss: “Where’s. My. Money?”
That gave me vibes of: “where’s the money Lebowski!? Where’s the fucking money shithead?” XD
I can't imagine actually being with someone like that. The double life and lies.
Yo, my heart litterly skipped a thousand beats👁👁🍵 I need a girlfriend like this ;-;
Bestieeeeeeeee same 😭🙈❤️✋🖤😙
Same 😭😭
not me finding the whole torture thing hot
Not only you bestie😙😗🤪❤️😏
More mafia more more more😍😍😍
Her: You want some tea
Me: no
Her: ok I will make it for you
Me: * suddenly wants tea*
I just yawned and she said are you getting tired, I'm shook 😄
literally drooling
How f*cking dare you! You had to out do the one thing I actually can say made me get views on RUclips and started my huge start off in the views.
(Honestly I was joking loved the audio but you really did out do me still loved it though stay safe and healthy and hope you don't have other Mafia bosses come after you and your little squeeze like I don't know someone called Suit.)
*He had us in the first half. Not gonna lie*
I'm glad you liked the audio! And don't worry, she knows how to defend herself 😉
@@FangarVA well we then can find common ground oh and that guy that stole your money owed us some so I think we can take turns on hurting him.
y’all this made me feel some type of way 🥺
👉👈
0:13 not me actually flinching....
Mafia gf:What would you want to eat?
Me: CHICKEN NUGGETS!!
Mafia gf: that sounds nice
Is this lesbian cause I’m confused but either ways love it
Yes. It's lesbian
Fangar lets go lesbians lets go~
im not a botto- okay okay,maybe im a bottom
0:25 jokes on you, I'm into that shit.
Before I knew what was going on, I could just imagine us in the corner watching her in absolute awe and when she said “get my gear”, we just get all giddy and say “Yes, babe!” With a happy little smile and run out the room 😭
This alternative universe is way better than my real life
Oh my goodness. Around 8:20 with the phone situation, I got super confused because someone outside was on the phone in their car, and i could hear the sound of the phone ringing. I thought my mafia girlfriend was lying straight to my face x(
It was a funny story, i thought i would share it x)
Her: What do you wanna do? We could go to a restaurant, catch a movie, or even go shopping!
Me: SHOPPING!! I WANNA GET OVERSIZED SWEATSHIRTS!!!
Her: You wanna stay home? Ok sounds good!
Me: I mean, I wanting to go shopping but we stay home! That's fine, that's fine!
Am I the only one who was blushing 👀
Her torturing people in the basement
Me watching a movie upstairs waiting for the popcorn 🍿
4:05
Your welcome
This is the best part coming up. 😀
Not me over here blushing 😳
I wanna mafia wife now....
the confidence, the directness and the straightforwardness of this character is so attractive as these are all qualities that are typically less common in women, super hot!
Great video, I love it! Keep it up!
Awwww 🥺 So Adorable, the end melted my heart.
“i don’t give a shit on how long it takes”
me: *uh- better hurry up i want attention*
the thumbnail and the acting voice reminds me of Balalaika from anime "Black Lagoon".
LOVE that!
I- i stan this
Mafia boss: *smack* *smack* *smack*
Me: DAMN THATS SOME KINKY SHIT-
Im in love with thisssss xx
AH this was amazing 😳😳😳
babyyyyy🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺
You know that 11pm is scheduled for cuddles🥺✨
WHERES THE MONEY LEBOWSKI!?
L.O.L. Torture won't make me talk. I may not have very high pain tolerance, but My family has a natural stubbornness that goes back generations.
Her: *being the badass queen she is*
Me: YES QUEEN THAT ONES MINE
Me: i am no bottom
This video: guess what
I feel...less single
Hi I love your video I was wondering are you going to make a part two of your mafia boss girlfriend ?
I just uploaded it yesterday. Enjoy
mafia boss: *doing torture*
her the next minute: hi bby do you want tea?
what if a situation in the mafia like there torturing someone but he’s a masochist then what????????
Idk... Tease them
Torture someone that he loves instead(? And if he is a sadist too... Well .. idk xD
I’m in love right now. ❤️💜💚💜💜💜❤️