It's good to be reminded every so often that despite seeming WAY out of Pat's league on the surface, Paige is just as much a wretched goblin creature as he is.
@@Voltaic_alp They might as well be. They are the closest, most horrifying couple of weirdos I have ever seen...and I will _ruin this world with my anger_ if they ever split.
Clip is missing the the next 10-15seconds where Paige sees a line in chat going "'Papyrus, do you want anything?' she mutters while dragging a fry across his face" and reads it out loud.
Me in 2013 or 2016: Man how did Pat score such a babe maybe it is personality and being funny Me Now: Is this a thinly veiled government assistance program for Paige and Pat is some caretaker?
It's always nice to be reminded every so often that despite seeming WAY out of Pat's league on the surface, Paige is just as much of a wretched goblin creature on the inside as he is.
I like how the *fries* was the fake part of the story, like that was where she drew the line. Everything before that, the Papyrus body pillow and the ketchup packets were all 100% real.
It’s when two people say embarrassing things about one another until someone says something so embarrassing that he other gives up. It’s like regular chicken, where you run at each other until someone else moves out of the way for fear of getting hurt. Here, they’re risking loss of Dignity instead of Physical Harm.
"But he does not." No, that's wrong. They are BOTH eccentric trash gremlins. Just look up Pat's "How to Get Ready for Bed" podcast segment, or how Pat uses rolls of paper towels. Every aspect of their cohabitation is wild, like some kind of Kafka-esque theme park ride.
It's good to be reminded every so often that despite seeming WAY out of Pat's league on the surface, Paige is just as much a wretched goblin creature as he is.
You start off like "Wow, how did Pat land someone like Paige?" and then you end up all "Wow, how did Paige land someone like Pat?"
They're both insane, which is why they work
Paige: “Please don’t tell anyone how I live.”
Pat: “Too late...”
This man's marriage was ruined by a video game skeleton.
I don't think their married
@@metaturnabout9259 Yet
@@Voltaic_alp
They might as well be.
They are the closest, most horrifying couple of weirdos I have ever seen...and I will _ruin this world with my anger_ if they ever split.
OR WAS IT
@Unstoppable Plays! truuuuuuue
Clip is missing the the next 10-15seconds where Paige sees a line in chat going "'Papyrus, do you want anything?' she mutters while dragging a fry across his face" and reads it out loud.
Got a link to that moment?
Pat dont check the Sans plush, it's FULL of mustard
Filled to burstin
Ah. I saw something on twitter about Pat finding a dirty Papyrus body pillow and know I have context. Thanks.
The true Pat Stares At experience.
Listen to both of these strange beings mock each other for their eccentric behavior.
this phrase has been said quite a bit, but i think its most applicable here. THIS IS THE WORST ITS EVER BEEN
It will only get worse!
Ask Paige about outer space.
@@kyubiiofrage You mean night?
Because the starship Enterprise only sails at night, that's in the rules.
Floor pie
I'm not sure how someone can be living a parody of their own life, but here we are.
🎵DADA DADA DA DAAAA DADA DADA
DADA DADA DA
SKELETON CONDIMENTS!🎵
*SKELETON PILLOWS!*
Me in 2013 or 2016: Man how did Pat score such a babe maybe it is personality and being funny
Me Now: Is this a thinly veiled government assistance program for Paige and Pat is some caretaker?
To this day, most watchers of the DickShow are still living in your 2016 reality.... poor SOBs
predetor69 dude, clearly Elmo is the caretaker in this scenario
They're codependent.
The thumbnail really says it all.
Pat with his mouth wide open and Paige in the corner feeling shame
This is gonna make for a fun conversation for Pat Jr if/when he see's this when he's older
The papyrus body pillow is behind them judging paige with his cowboy hat
Tags: Netorare, Cooruption, Foodplay.
"Dignity Chicken" never stops
Ah, dignity chicken. Tastier and more embarrassing than normal chicken.
*Paige dabs Marinara-flavored corn syrup behind her ears.
Pat's like groundskeeper willie in the episode where bart gets a girlfriend.
Why has no one done a paige gremlin drawing yet. She's perfect for it.
It's always nice to be reminded every so often that despite seeming WAY out of Pat's league on the surface, Paige is just as much of a wretched goblin creature on the inside as he is.
@@masterxl97 That's how you know you found The One.
I'd picture her more as a Kobold... what with the skin turning purple and all
Those first twelve seconds contain the most frightening sentence ever spoken in English
This man is having a baby with that woman now, it’s amazing.
I like how the *fries* was the fake part of the story, like that was where she drew the line. Everything before that, the Papyrus body pillow and the ketchup packets were all 100% real.
Dignity chicken. that's a wild game to play
Oh my god this is so good..... Nearly as good as the cursed search history 😂
WHAT EVEN ARE THEY!?
Made for each other.
Paige is the embodiment of "I don't tell you how to live your life."
Jojo: Uploads New Pat clip
Me: ITS FREE REAL ESTATE
serious strife is occurring here
Honestly, eating McDonalds with Papyrus sounds like the best way to spend an afternoon.
her wig has been snatched as the youngins are to say
"Now, we don't have time to unpack all of that!"
These two are gonna be parents soon... 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Dignity chicken?!
Pat literally can't lose at it. Super unfair.
@@MothmanEndured Pat would win every time
It’s when two people say embarrassing things about one another until someone says something so embarrassing that he other gives up. It’s like regular chicken, where you run at each other until someone else moves out of the way for fear of getting hurt. Here, they’re risking loss of Dignity instead of Physical Harm.
This sounds more dangerous
He DID lose at it one time when the topic of Food Tampering came up
I'm now convinced Paige is just an actress that couldn't make it on parks and rec that pat paid to craft a dr disrespect narrative for his stream
This 2 are getting married, think about that
They are perfect for each other
sounds like Papyrus was hungry that time
I'm kinda jealous that she eats mcdonalds all the time but still looks the way that she does.
She also has Lupus, so maybe you're better off
If it makes you feel better her bones are made of glass
At this point, I don’t think anything can surprise me about these two.
I love this channel.
Atrociously on-brand.
You would think the short angry nerd lives like a goblin
But he does not
"But he does not."
No, that's wrong. They are BOTH eccentric trash gremlins. Just look up Pat's "How to Get Ready for Bed" podcast segment, or how Pat uses rolls of paper towels.
Every aspect of their cohabitation is wild, like some kind of Kafka-esque theme park ride.
these 2 were made for each other
This. Fucking. KILLED. ME. I seriously just spat water all over my keyboard!
That first 15 seconds is GOLD!
Girlfriend shaming
abuse from the thumbnail
Dignity chicken. Dear god
How did he not notice the ketchup packets on the pillow before moving it to the corner?
This is what it means to match each other's freak
Paige needs to learn to own her bizarre life choices like Pat did.
she looks like she's gonna cry ^^;;
Just think. Soon, these people will be PARENTS.
DIGNITY CHICKEN
She’s just like us
yes
Spoilers alert: these two are engaged now.
source?
What does she say? "you said we werent playing..."
Top teir waifu
This must be the weirdest couple in the internet. At least top 5 or something.
Oh pat, that's so not why there are ketchup packets there
I find it ironic that it's the Great Papyrus who has ketchup packets, it would have been even better if it was Sans