r/Talesfromtechsupport "Install Google Bing NOW!"

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    r/Talesfromtechsupport Some people are completely technologically illiterate. These morons can't even understand the difference between a gigabyte and a hard drive. I feel sorry for the poor tech support guys who have to deal with these idiots every single day. Enjoy the funniest stories from Tales from Tech Support! And if you enjoy this video, check out my new merch store!
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  • @rSlash
    @rSlash  5 лет назад +4572

    hlelo ?
    is this the youtube?
    how do i email a comment under a vide?o
    somethgni on the screen says i need to down load more ram. does that mean a mountain ram?
    plese help

    • @cadfilecorp
      @cadfilecorp 5 лет назад +108

      omg! I got first replyy

    • @Elo787
      @Elo787 5 лет назад +74

      Dam it i am second

    • @Bob-qm4mv
      @Bob-qm4mv 5 лет назад +204

      rSlash no sorry this is bing, I would recommend turning it off and on again

    • @BoyWhoBreathes
      @BoyWhoBreathes 5 лет назад +112

      My dad should know but I can't talk with him since he left to get milk.

    • @xdvschick
      @xdvschick 5 лет назад +46

      I think a raming door ram you need

  • @arrowwood
    @arrowwood 4 года назад +954

    I love how he'll be totally in character, then suddenly break down laughing.

    • @lynquinn
      @lynquinn 3 года назад +27

      I love how he breaks down laughing, makes me smile

    • @panjack_
      @panjack_ 3 года назад +2

      lyn quinn there is only temp happiness and then you’ll be in pain... forever

    • @panjack_
      @panjack_ 3 года назад +4

      Furry 69 why did you just send me this?

    • @nikkiofthevalley
      @nikkiofthevalley 3 года назад +4

      @@panjack_ Beacause. Did you even watch it?

    • @szpl0155
      @szpl0155 3 года назад +13

      he reads the story then bursts into laughing as he realizes that the person calling op is really stupid

  • @Someguyhere111
    @Someguyhere111 5 лет назад +2867

    "Infinity War is the most ambitious crossover in history."
    "GOOGLE BING!"

  • @lando8913
    @lando8913 4 года назад +322

    "We went to the security office and pulled up the tapes."
    YESSS, this is gonna be good.

    • @ash.mystic
      @ash.mystic 3 года назад +5

      Exactly 🤣

    • @trikstari7687
      @trikstari7687 3 года назад +5

      I remember reading this one a few years ago, only just recently found this channel.
      Soon as I heard him talking about the new Iphone release, I knew what was coming.
      Still fucking hysterical.

  • @The_Forge_Master
    @The_Forge_Master 4 года назад +900

    Saying “Google Bing” is like saying you want a MicroSony SwitchBox.

    • @DraconicDuelist
      @DraconicDuelist 4 года назад +50

      Someone apparently created a franken-console-laptop called the PlayBox 4One (now in Mk II!). It combines a laptop, a PS4 and an XBOne into a single, portable computing device.

    • @abd-qadirgilani8871
      @abd-qadirgilani8871 4 года назад +22

      @@DraconicDuelist Jokes aside, how cool would that be? Consoles becoming mini-laptops, complete with screens. Imagine a Nintendo Switch but its a PS4 in reality (this what I actually consider the Switch is, a "PS4 in the shape of an iPad). How cool would that be? You could play on your PS4 whenever and wherever you go with no issue. A laptop but with the software of a PS4/XBone instead. I'd pay a shitton of money for that, lol

    • @DraconicDuelist
      @DraconicDuelist 4 года назад +11

      @@abd-qadirgilani8871 Heck, so long as it has a decent level of portability, durability, and power I wouldn't mind it being a bit bulky.

    • @chrome5213
      @chrome5213 4 года назад +3

      SwitchBox 4

    • @alexisross9343
      @alexisross9343 4 года назад +6

      Isn't that just a PC?

  • @computernerdinside
    @computernerdinside 5 лет назад +223

    “Google B- hahahahahahahah”
    His breakouts into laughter get me every time.

    • @melyukagacha8568
      @melyukagacha8568 5 лет назад +2

      XD

    • @DragonAurora
      @DragonAurora 5 лет назад +4

      We should see if she's got the all new Firefox Chrome as well...

    • @C15Ckbn
      @C15Ckbn 2 года назад +3

      @@DragonAurora Installed on Windows Mac.

  • @ishandesai6926
    @ishandesai6926 4 года назад +634

    9:00 Caller: I´m not stupid!
    Me: laughs in *Google Bing*

    • @vilstef6988
      @vilstef6988 4 года назад +12

      Anytime someone says I'm not stupid, they are raising a flag saying there is no combination of words you could use to describe how stupid they are. As they say this, they are virtually flat-lining.

    • @Thulepureitan
      @Thulepureitan 4 года назад +3

      Im not stoopid

    • @bottleogames
      @bottleogames 4 года назад +2

      COMPUTERING lol

    • @shimmienshake
      @shimmienshake 3 года назад +4

      Me who has *Yahoo Explorer* : I'm 4 parallel universes ahead of you.

    • @thatboiireal
      @thatboiireal 3 года назад +1

      How much u wanna bet that this nerd(no offense) uses a chromebook and uses bing as their default browser

  • @RepublicofMarsGaming
    @RepublicofMarsGaming 4 года назад +250

    “It’s literally a federal crime”
    “Well you must not be good at your job then”

    • @censored1080
      @censored1080 3 года назад +14

      I would've told him, "I just remembered that in fact there is a place that may just be able to help."
      'Proceeds to write the address of the nearest Police Station.'

  • @bostonrailfan2427
    @bostonrailfan2427 2 года назад +81

    Applephiles are obsessed with having the newest models, that woman was beyond obsessed and deserved a big bill for the intentional damage

    • @fantasypvp
      @fantasypvp Год назад +4

      Fr, apple fans need help lmao
      Linux on top >>

    • @firebladeentertainment5739
      @firebladeentertainment5739 6 месяцев назад

      @@fantasypvp
      high five mate
      even if i prefer windows for games
      cause sadly not all games work on linux...

  • @sariadrawzthingz4529
    @sariadrawzthingz4529 5 лет назад +564

    Nobody:
    No one ever:
    No being on this planet:
    Caller: *G O O G L E B I N G*

    • @grassdungeon8433
      @grassdungeon8433 5 лет назад +2

      I was gonna like this comment but I wanted it to stay at 69 lol

    • @ltfreeborn
      @ltfreeborn 5 лет назад

      We are losing a winning war

    • @WolfeYankee
      @WolfeYankee 5 лет назад +2

      Google yahoo bing

    • @Draganox25
      @Draganox25 5 лет назад +3

      I Google Google so I can use Google so I can search on google

    • @rasmuskp93
      @rasmuskp93 5 лет назад

      no sorry that one didnt work out very well

  • @Turbo_Waitress
    @Turbo_Waitress 5 лет назад +125

    That executive assistant sounds like a nightmare. That executive was probably happy to see her go.

    • @robertgraybeard3750
      @robertgraybeard3750 2 года назад +6

      "Nearly all men can stand adversity but to test a man's character give him power." Abraham Lincoln

  • @dimitristsekeris1821
    @dimitristsekeris1821 4 года назад +164

    "Your phone is fine, miss!"
    (Karen throws it onto the wall)
    "No, it's not! Look!"

  • @DavidR06
    @DavidR06 4 года назад +156

    Google Bing sounds like YouTwitch. And you have a certificate of the recording.

    • @wta1518
      @wta1518 4 года назад +2

      Personally, I use Macrohard goggle

    • @DavidR06
      @DavidR06 4 года назад +1

      WorldTravel1518 nice never heard of that but imma check it out

    • @wta1518
      @wta1518 4 года назад

      Oh, and my favorite platform for videos is mixtube

    • @Ordlnary_Gamer
      @Ordlnary_Gamer 3 года назад

      or vinyou

    • @Ordlnary_Gamer
      @Ordlnary_Gamer 3 года назад

      Yes that means vinemo youtube

  • @ArsonnFrog
    @ArsonnFrog 5 лет назад +2014

    The words "Google Bing": *Exists*
    Rslash: *maniacal laughing*

    • @kamo7293
      @kamo7293 5 лет назад +17

      Correction "Google bing" exists

    • @AngeredFiber
      @AngeredFiber 5 лет назад +29

      Oh which reminds me does anyone know how to get to Google Bing. I searched all over Firefox and can't find it

    • @novaneskin
      @novaneskin 5 лет назад +3

      #DDM **Dabs**

    • @novaneskin
      @novaneskin 5 лет назад +3

      @@AngeredFiber shutup 😂😂😂😂😂

    • @shazmyors2860
      @shazmyors2860 5 лет назад +3

      @@AngeredFiber LMAO XD

  • @lthomason702
    @lthomason702 5 лет назад +365

    rSlash: I just put a virus on your device.
    Me: I KNEW YOU WERE AN EXPERT AT COMPUTERING!

    • @SnazzySMM
      @SnazzySMM 5 лет назад

      uh, hate to tell ya dis but he didnot install virus

    • @ghostjinx9388
      @ghostjinx9388 5 лет назад +3

      @@SnazzySMM we know we're just joking

    • @chibiprussia5574
      @chibiprussia5574 5 лет назад +5

      @@SnazzySMM r/woooosh

    • @SnazzySMM
      @SnazzySMM 5 лет назад +1

      @@chibiprussia5574 double woosh

    • @mihirx27
      @mihirx27 5 лет назад

      @@ceranmathis82 *cries inside with Redmi Note 4*

  • @antonioscendrategattico2302
    @antonioscendrategattico2302 4 года назад +23

    There's an entire saga about the Google Bing Lady. It's hilarious, and also an interesting psychological case study about old people who refuse to learn new things.

  • @myboringopinion7965
    @myboringopinion7965 3 года назад +26

    The "Google Bing" story was hilarious. I got a good laugh from it. Especially since the caller claimed to be good at "computering". If that were true, they wouldn't need to call tech support for help. Also, they would know that Google and Bing are two different search engines. It made a little more sense when it turned out to be Bing set to Google Chrome.

  • @TheRealGuywithoutaMustache
    @TheRealGuywithoutaMustache 5 лет назад +652

    Me: >Gets to Bing and types up Google
    Bing: *Am I a joke to you?*

    • @flyingturret208thecannon5
      @flyingturret208thecannon5 5 лет назад +8

      I actually use Bing and it works quite well, I find sources nobody else finds, if only you could download it onto your phone for all searches

    • @VeraTheTabbynx
      @VeraTheTabbynx 5 лет назад +3

      Yes.

    • @The_Goose2
      @The_Goose2 5 лет назад +4

      Yes

    • @dpwellman
      @dpwellman 5 лет назад +3

      I use Bing for the free stuff... $20 so far this year

    • @Nerobyrne
      @Nerobyrne 5 лет назад +21

      Internet Explorer: "What is my purpose?"
      Me: "You download Chrome."
      IE: "Oh my god."

  • @basil4243
    @basil4243 5 лет назад +502

    Women: "I accidentally dropped my phone in my water bottle"
    Water bottle: *expanding intensifies*

    • @smailchali5102
      @smailchali5102 5 лет назад +22

      When I read I was like "wtf"

    • @hunterb6498
      @hunterb6498 5 лет назад +5

      When I read I was like "Diviant Art"

    • @StyxiuSCruX
      @StyxiuSCruX 5 лет назад +22

      when i read i was like "o shit! is this my ex that managed to catch water on fire trying to boil an egg?!!??"

    • @ZoroarkLover98
      @ZoroarkLover98 5 лет назад +7

      @@StyxiuSCruX Excuse me?

    • @basil4243
      @basil4243 5 лет назад

      @bis225 lmao

  • @joesauvageau
    @joesauvageau 5 лет назад +259

    “Your device will literally explode”
    Me: purposely doesn’t subscribe
    10 seconds pass
    Me: gosh darn it so close

    • @user2C47
      @user2C47 5 лет назад +3

      **25,000,000 isoton antimatter explosion*

    • @Corvus__
      @Corvus__ 5 лет назад +5

      @@user2C47 THat'S a Lot Of DaMAgE! I don't think any amount of flex tape can fix that.

    • @user2C47
      @user2C47 5 лет назад +1

      @@Corvus__ Probably enough damage to turn a large county into a wasteland.

    • @onmicat6124
      @onmicat6124 4 года назад

      I was already subscribed but that would mean i would have to unsubscribe to subscribe

    • @umair___1
      @umair___1 4 года назад +2

      So r u using galaxy note 7 lol

  • @FractalParadox
    @FractalParadox 3 года назад +30

    That last two stories be like "I'm calling to ask for the tools to illegally stalk people"

  • @sleepystars10
    @sleepystars10 5 лет назад +473

    My new favorite
    “i wANt gOOglE bINg”
    Computer Illiterate is an understatement XD

  • @peakpettammarong2834
    @peakpettammarong2834 4 года назад +47

    i will now learn *COMPUTERING* to code "Google Bing"

  • @MitchellTF
    @MitchellTF 3 года назад +7

    Seeing the first story again...I have the mental image of the Executive leaving his office "Where is Karen?
    "She got fired."
    "Oh...can I get a new assistant? I need coffee."
    And that's his entire plot.

  • @atruepanda1782
    @atruepanda1782 5 лет назад +114

    "Computering"
    That's the best word I've ever heard.

    • @adampoultney8737
      @adampoultney8737 5 лет назад +2

      Also the term I used for gcse computer science through the course

    • @connorwelcher
      @connorwelcher 5 лет назад

      It exists. I got one from buzzfeed

  • @BreadMan434
    @BreadMan434 5 лет назад +74

    The word Computering: _exists_
    Me: *Eternal Pain*

    • @synckar6380
      @synckar6380 5 лет назад +1

      Parents in a conversation at a party: My son is majoring in computering!
      Any sane person: Ummm, can you specify?
      Parent: You know, the one with the keyboards and green sheets.
      Yeah, I called motherboards green sheets before I knew what they were.

  • @rose-byte
    @rose-byte 4 года назад +39

    "This is _____ how may I help you?"
    "WHERE'S GOOGLE BING???"

    • @2themoon863
      @2themoon863 3 года назад

      In the same cemetery as Mr. Crosby?

    • @NerdyCatCoffeeee
      @NerdyCatCoffeeee 2 года назад +1

      Ah, yes. Chandler's long lost brother, Google.

  • @olillin
    @olillin 5 лет назад +31

    Rslash: Your device will literally explode
    Entitled Parents: *Blows up device "by accident" and sues rslash*

  • @deathprize88
    @deathprize88 5 лет назад +195

    Google Bing:*exists*
    Internet Safari: Am I a jokening to you?

    • @jevilthedeviljester747
      @jevilthedeviljester747 5 лет назад

      Joke*

    • @johnwolf2349
      @johnwolf2349 5 лет назад +12

      @@jevilthedeviljester747 * r/wooosh

    • @apollo4294
      @apollo4294 5 лет назад +5

      *safari explorer of the internet

    • @VulpisFoxfire
      @VulpisFoxfire 5 лет назад +2

      I thinking I am havening to find other tech supports. :-) (Tech Tales reader, too?)

    • @Burn_Angel
      @Burn_Angel 5 лет назад

      Opera Firefox that works only on Mac Linux.

  • @taisenscoolstuff732
    @taisenscoolstuff732 5 лет назад +123

    What search engine should I use?
    Google Bing: Yes

    • @potatodude5327
      @potatodude5327 5 лет назад +2

      ecosia

    • @asyaa44
      @asyaa44 5 лет назад

      Snjssvsuxhxhevdixis
      Sorry

    • @BBC_445
      @BBC_445 5 лет назад

      Mega "YES"

    • @zakd2124
      @zakd2124 5 лет назад

      @@potatodude5327 The best search engine. Although Ecosia does use Bing as its engine

  • @One-Crazy-Cat
    @One-Crazy-Cat 4 года назад +19

    Ugh. I’ve heard the “it’s very important” so many times in support it’s lost all meaning. Everything is very important. And everyone is always a super engineer yet they call for help.

  • @co-opmarble7279
    @co-opmarble7279 4 года назад +12

    0:06 “computering” is how I know this is gonna be good

  • @CazTails
    @CazTails 5 лет назад +495

    "I need to use Google Bing, set it up for me!!"
    "Sure. You want me to set up Firefox Chrome too?"

    • @InnerEagle
      @InnerEagle 5 лет назад +17

      It's not Firefox Chrome! You illiterate! It's Fireme! uhm... nevermind.

    • @InnerEagle
      @InnerEagle 5 лет назад +2

      @ericb31 You just reminded me about the program FileZilla ty I needed that

    • @dpfwnetwork3379
      @dpfwnetwork3379 4 года назад +19

      Caz Tailby I was actually hoping for Duck Duck Explorer

    • @udhayk27
      @udhayk27 4 года назад +7

      only if you use the apple windows pc

    • @stiky5972
      @stiky5972 4 года назад +15

      How about Firefox Explorer, or Safari Edge?

  • @Purplethingyt
    @Purplethingyt 5 лет назад +198

    Can't leave clever comment because I can't find google bing to look one up

    • @Mousefartz
      @Mousefartz 5 лет назад +3

      Then you need the new supercharged browser, used by NASA... Google Ultron; ultronbrowser.io/

    • @xxcosmicsakuraxx3074
      @xxcosmicsakuraxx3074 4 года назад +1

      I'm using duckduckgay

  • @ShafiMehedic
    @ShafiMehedic 4 года назад +24

    I like the occasional giggle in between reading the posts.

  • @hellspawnstudios
    @hellspawnstudios 4 года назад +34

    "GoOgLe BiNg"
    I am D E C E A S E D.

    • @mareoio4141
      @mareoio4141 4 года назад

      And my heart rate is no more

    • @intelchip_x86
      @intelchip_x86 2 года назад

      @@mareoio4141 and so is my breathing

    • @mareoio4141
      @mareoio4141 2 года назад

      @@intelchip_x86 and so is my limphatic system

  • @JDthegamer209
    @JDthegamer209 5 лет назад +245

    16:07 But what if I'm already subscribed? Will my device still explo-
    **Nuclear Explosion**

    • @LordDinosaur
      @LordDinosaur 5 лет назад +14

      **Calls 911 on Rslash**

    • @abdomostafa7420
      @abdomostafa7420 5 лет назад +1

      .

    • @danielyakam2437
      @danielyakam2437 5 лет назад +4

      Bruh just unsub then resub

    • @skywatcher458
      @skywatcher458 5 лет назад +6

      @@danielyakam2437 I have no time for th-
      *Explosion*

    • @OneBorko
      @OneBorko 5 лет назад +6

      Lol, ima antivaxx witch will die in 2 weeks, and ik viruses are good for you, so the outro doesn't effect me :) lol smh (joke) i wand to speak to the antivaxx dead baby's police manager cuz i can't install gta v online on my nokia for free!

  • @KiraMermaid
    @KiraMermaid 5 лет назад +255

    Jokes on you, I have a Doctorum in Computering!
    Now give me a free Yugo plush before I revirus your Google Bing!!
    Thanks

    • @Yarne314
      @Yarne314 5 лет назад +5

      Actually I have a computering level 2 degree

    • @Ragehunger
      @Ragehunger 5 лет назад +4

      Actually, I have a Certificate of Proficiency in Anti-malware. Neither FBI, CIA, or even Anonymous can handle my expertise in coding and encryption. If rSlash actually tries to plant another virus on my computer, I could actually just reroute the virus to his RUclips channel and effectively have it terminated. Actually!

    • @potatospeedwagon3994
      @potatospeedwagon3994 5 лет назад +1

      I have tumblr anon status. Therefore, I've scored me some magic anon powers, and am immune to any virus!
      Also, I've been subbed since I believe the second episode of r/entitledparents, so ha.

    • @brycewatts2461
      @brycewatts2461 5 лет назад

      People like those in this thread are an insult to those with actual degrees in computer science.

    • @potatospeedwagon3994
      @potatospeedwagon3994 5 лет назад +1

      @@brycewatts2461
      r/whoosh

  • @markarca6360
    @markarca6360 2 года назад +4

    The last story is a classic example of social engineering. Big thanks that the helpdesk staff on duty never gave in, and Karen's stepson had invoken his "right to be forgotten".

  • @lethfuil
    @lethfuil 4 года назад +27

    I just want back my Linux Edge and than my iPornHub.

    • @wesleymays1931
      @wesleymays1931 3 года назад +2

      That actually sounds like a cool name for a Linux distro

  • @phant0
    @phant0 5 лет назад +46

    How I wish the last one unfolded:
    "Well, do you know anywhere else that can?"
    "Yes, here is the address. Tell them exactly your situation and they will take care of it for you"
    (hand them the address of the local police station)

    • @DragonAurora
      @DragonAurora 5 лет назад +2

      THAT would have been awesome.

  • @jeffdachinn6776
    @jeffdachinn6776 5 лет назад +622

    mum:”so ____, what did you learn today?”
    kid:”i learned 2 new words mummy”
    mum:”and what were they, ____?”
    kid:”computering and googlebing!”
    mum:”...”

    • @Corvus__
      @Corvus__ 5 лет назад +24

      Dad: Well we tried. (Pulls out gun) Look away hunny.

    • @TotallyRealistic
      @TotallyRealistic 5 лет назад +17

      @@Corvus__ Gonna smack the kid with a beer belly or something? XD

    • @Corvus__
      @Corvus__ 5 лет назад +16

      @@TotallyRealistic Just realized that I accidentally spelled gut instead of gun... WHOOPS LOL!

    • @Arristuff
      @Arristuff 4 года назад +5

      @@Corvus__ do not remove that is more funny

    • @Corvus__
      @Corvus__ 4 года назад +2

      @@Arristuff Too bad. Fixed it.

  • @sanicthehoghedge8053
    @sanicthehoghedge8053 4 года назад +2

    rslash: Has done hundreds of episodes with thousands of funny voices and hilarious jokes keeping a straight voice
    Google bing: Imma bout to end this mans whole career

  • @spiralphoenix9839
    @spiralphoenix9839 4 года назад +6

    She had an iPhone 7. The new phone was an iPhone 6. They use the same cases.

  • @theonlydorita
    @theonlydorita 5 лет назад +34

    I love when rslash can't stop laughing during a story. It makes the story that much better.

  • @natalieeuley1734
    @natalieeuley1734 5 лет назад +12

    This needs to become a permanent series on this channel. I love it even more than entitledparents; didn't think it was possible

  • @netbis-marek-duda
    @netbis-marek-duda 4 года назад +6

    Google Bing lady reminded me one of my customers... "Someone stole my MS PowerPoint App, I can not find it anywhere" - she just had desktop full of shortcuts and did not see it :D

  • @Veemon657
    @Veemon657 5 лет назад +15

    am I the only one that fell like banging my head on a cement wall after hearing google bing

  • @wasteland_gz
    @wasteland_gz 5 лет назад +46

    Ahh yes the famous “google bing” everyone’s favourite search engine

  • @Mystic-Aidan
    @Mystic-Aidan 5 лет назад +419

    Wait, how am I supposed to get rid of the virus if I’m already subscribed?
    Hello?
    Teach support?
    HELLO?!
    *click*

    • @kamo7293
      @kamo7293 5 лет назад +17

      "I'M GOING TO HAVE YOU ALL FIRED"

    • @twisted3543
      @twisted3543 5 лет назад +1

      Mystic Bros. Um I’m gonna need info lol

    • @ri1681
      @ri1681 5 лет назад +8

      Twisted I’m sorry I need your password for you to continue

    • @8vantor8
      @8vantor8 5 лет назад

      you never got it in the first place also as long as you failed to click the link thats hiden in the vid your good

    • @gamezerox
      @gamezerox 5 лет назад +10

      Tech support here.
      Have you tried turning it off and on again?

  • @iheartkiecats
    @iheartkiecats 4 года назад +4

    7:00 I keep coming back to this video just to hear you laugh at google bing again

  • @PeakJoe
    @PeakJoe 4 года назад +6

    I just imagine OP in the first story looking down with a cup of coffee with a smug ass look on his face

  • @ExpertCobra-tn1vt
    @ExpertCobra-tn1vt 5 лет назад +121

    6:50 the price is approximately 1000 if the 7 and 6s were bought new, if not and bought recently, about 600 bucks
    - Aspiring Apple employee

    • @wardedthorn6523
      @wardedthorn6523 5 лет назад +8

      "Aspiring"
      So did you apply to work there or something? There isn't really much of a gray area in terms of employment...

    • @ExpertCobra-tn1vt
      @ExpertCobra-tn1vt 5 лет назад +5

      Warded Thorn no I’m a kid but I’m really good with tech

    • @jonmuir13
      @jonmuir13 5 лет назад +5

      ExpertCobra1911 stick with it. I was like you, until I got into music. It’ll make you more money than music will make me.

    • @isham7920
      @isham7920 5 лет назад +1

      @@ExpertCobra-tn1vt like the type who's good with tech cause he can plug a PS3 into a TV? lol

    • @ExpertCobra-tn1vt
      @ExpertCobra-tn1vt 5 лет назад +2

      Isham no the one you will be talking to about negotiating a deal for building a pc for you...

  • @mrjaku633
    @mrjaku633 5 лет назад +102

    I think that r/talesfromtechsupport is going to be ny favourite, because it involves a lot of atories where people who don't know anything about computering argue with someone who knows everything about it

    • @xxcosmicsakuraxx3074
      @xxcosmicsakuraxx3074 4 года назад +1

      I read a story, saying they needed to restart the pc, so it was restarted, days later, the same person called to scream that all their downloaded apps were gone.

    • @RedT...TheOriginal.NotANumber
      @RedT...TheOriginal.NotANumber 4 года назад +1

      Did you really just use "computering" in a sentence without sarcasm or irony? Please tell me the tone was just lost in transmission.

    • @Attaxalotl
      @Attaxalotl 4 года назад +9

      I know everything about tech support, I looked it up on Google Bing.

    • @wta1518
      @wta1518 4 года назад +1

      Kingsnake Command I personally use Macrohard Goggle, but you do you

    • @therealbubble4696
      @therealbubble4696 3 года назад +3

      @@RedT...TheOriginal.NotANumber Computering is a totally legitemate sentence, look it up on your Google Bing.

  • @creedoflies
    @creedoflies 4 года назад +1

    I worked at the IT desk at RPI for a year and I had a parent fly from California to try to trick us into giving him access to the student grade portal. He stayed cool, but stern. I decided to print out the thing that says students choose whether or not parents can see their info (fema I think). He then tried to figure out where his kids form was, but A) we didnt have access (a different place on campus that my roommate worked has that) and B) he couldn't know as the student made their fema private. Daddy couldn't get what he wanted, but at least he was respectful.

  • @liammaps2700
    @liammaps2700 4 года назад +1

    I’m a simple guy, I was quite literally raised in a barn, and my best friend is a wolf named Dave. He loves salami. So, I’m a walkin talking stereotype, yet I have the manners of a Canadian stereotype. Mostly because I am Canadian... I have everything I want and need right here. What I’m trying to say is, technology has affected humanity in a way that to some people it’s a miracle, and to others it’s their life. What really makes a brat, a brat, is how they’re raised. Like bowser, he wasn’t evil until kamek an evil sorcerer kidnapped him. It wasn’t until he was being taken care of by an evil person that he turned into the villain that he is today, and even now he still is friendly to the main hero, by going on trips, go carting, playing sports, and even parties!

  • @justinlamb5738
    @justinlamb5738 5 лет назад +213

    No one:
    Literally no one:
    No one in the universe:
    One lady: WhY DId yoU DeLEtE GoOGle BiNG

  • @kylewagner8464
    @kylewagner8464 5 лет назад +52

    Crazy Woman: "WHERE IS GOOGLE BING"
    Me: This is only the beginning. Just wait until she discovers Ecosia.

  • @MariusLapugean
    @MariusLapugean 3 года назад +1

    The story of Google Bing and the "Google Bing specialist" reminded me of a somewhat similar situation that happened several years ago. I work as a foreman at an electrical installation company and at the reception of the works at one of the objectives, a lady who was the beneficiary's representative tells me that she will check the work situations in great detail and that I will not be able to fool her for that her husband is friends with an engineer who also works in the field of electrical installations so she is good too. I managed not to laugh at her but after the reception and after she signed my documents I couldn't keep my mouth shut and I told her that I also saw all the movies with Bruce Lee so I'm an expert in kung fu. She looked at me ugly but she didn't say anything more.

  • @tudorjason
    @tudorjason 4 года назад +2

    R/1 - Even though it was nearly obvious the EA had intentionally damaged company property just to get the latest iPhone, it couldn't have been proven without that security tape. Good thing it was there!

  • @S.C.Lewis1991
    @S.C.Lewis1991 5 лет назад +118

    Just discovered your channel yesterday and I'm HOOKED! 😁

    • @karacrowley3253
      @karacrowley3253 5 лет назад +11

      Same here Sarah. I love the voices he does :)

    • @pieloloon
      @pieloloon 5 лет назад +10

      welcome to rslash

    • @uliran9
      @uliran9 5 лет назад +14

      You guys are lucky. You didn't have the suspense of a face reveal for a few months and literally discovered the channel the day of his face reveal.

    • @uliran9
      @uliran9 5 лет назад +8

      Btw he makes new content every day in case you didn't know

    • @henritrabucatti3411
      @henritrabucatti3411 5 лет назад +16

      @@uliran9 the face reveal is fake, yugo is the real owner of this Chanel, he just kidnapped a human so nobody know that the owner is a dog

  • @peterusmc20
    @peterusmc20 5 лет назад +82

    Oh no I'm already subscribed so I can't stop my phone from blowing up!
    *Throws it down the 6th, 5th and 4th story stairwells instead*

    • @sarkandrago3222
      @sarkandrago3222 5 лет назад

      Well at least you got out of the basement.

    • @uwontm8825
      @uwontm8825 5 лет назад

      HeY wHeReS *G O O G L E B I N G ?*

    • @theratking3075
      @theratking3075 5 лет назад

      Btw anyone else notice that her abbreviation is EA and she just wants more and more?

    • @sarkandrago3222
      @sarkandrago3222 5 лет назад

      @@theratking3075 hay notice how we pay you to spy on us, as much as I despise E.A and there business practices, your a little hypocritical Mr/Ms. Pot.

    • @theratking3075
      @theratking3075 5 лет назад

      @@sarkandrago3222 well dang we've been found out
      Well least we dont endorse gambling for children
      (I'm looking at you 60% of multiplayer games)

  • @riles8435
    @riles8435 5 лет назад +1

    Your laugh is really contagious bro, I was chuckling for like half this video.

  • @shirokodaki9598
    @shirokodaki9598 5 лет назад +7

    EA: I think this is a good place to break my phone.
    Camera System: Ladies and Gentlemen....... we got her!

    • @danielm.595
      @danielm.595 3 года назад

      Like, what the fuck was she thinking? Why the hell would someone wreck their phone on the fricking starwell of their own company only a few days after getting it? At least wait for a few weeks.

  • @deanaedebouse1308
    @deanaedebouse1308 5 лет назад +27

    Octopus! Octopus! You're too good. I'm dying, love your voice :)

  • @Xynful
    @Xynful 5 лет назад +110

    I think "bing = browser"
    "Google Bing = Google Browser"
    "The Bing = The Browser"

    • @mate_on_f7916
      @mate_on_f7916 5 лет назад

      Lol

    • @kayleas5328
      @kayleas5328 5 лет назад +4

      it'd be hilarious if the shortcut opened up a search for google on bing

    • @Xynful
      @Xynful 5 лет назад

      @@kayleas5328 Hahahahha xD

    • @wichaelalone
      @wichaelalone 4 года назад

      Google is android android is Google gndroid is aoogle

    • @homerola2
      @homerola2 2 года назад

      @@wichaelalone angle is goodroid

  • @surlywithfabshoes
    @surlywithfabshoes 5 лет назад

    I totally love how you crack up when reading the most ridiculous/funny/dumb commentaries. I’ve been listening to these all evening and the voice you use for the ‘entitled’ is spot on! Great content, great channel.

  • @coleduckie4758
    @coleduckie4758 4 года назад +1

    My four year old sister was watching this video and she threw my phone across the room. I thought 'wtf' she said Ahh a virus! I asked her what she was watching and she said that funny man you tells stories. luckily my phone has survived its flight and I watched this video and realized what happened. LOL thanks Rslash! Lucky for you I was already subscribed

  • @gameswithsadness6979
    @gameswithsadness6979 5 лет назад +17

    * goes to apple store *
    CaN yOu FiX mY SaMSuNg gALaxY S10!

    • @DanaTheInsane
      @DanaTheInsane 5 лет назад

      Yes, they can throw it away and give them a phone that isn’t a piece of shit.

    • @zynstein8059
      @zynstein8059 5 лет назад

      by not a piece of shit do you mean no £999? @@DanaTheInsane
      I mean, its genuinely cheaper to buy solid aluminium to the mass of their monitor stand than buying the stand itself

    • @braakwame_
      @braakwame_ 5 лет назад

      @@DanaTheInsane you've probably never used a good phone in your life

  • @theriverstigs
    @theriverstigs 5 лет назад +5

    "well do you know anywhere else that can show me?"
    "yeah. prison."

    • @AngeredFiber
      @AngeredFiber 5 лет назад

      And if your lucky enough the nice people there can even show you what happens if you drop soap

  • @vermas4654
    @vermas4654 3 года назад

    Massive respect to tech support people. I personally couldn't do that job, because (apart from my incompetence) I would probably insult all the stupid people just after their stupidity is revealed

  • @emilysherman3596
    @emilysherman3596 5 лет назад +1

    For a second I thought "we cannot verify the student's existence" meant "we don't actually know if the student is alive or not."

    • @scorch2155
      @scorch2155 5 лет назад +1

      The school's security protocols are so good they will help you fake your own death and then neither confirm or deny such events transpired. They know how to make people "disappear."

  • @ocanium5921
    @ocanium5921 5 лет назад +61

    Computers: *exist*
    Entitled Moms: CoMpUtErInG

  • @mundanerock410
    @mundanerock410 5 лет назад +11

    rSlash, I have to say this, You have an amazing Entitled Parent voice! I perfectly describes how entitled they sound and makes fun of them at the same time. Keep up the good work!

  • @paparoysworkshop
    @paparoysworkshop 3 года назад

    When I worked as a heavy duty mechanic, drivers would often request a new windshield when there was just a small rock chip in the corner or some other minor damage too small to warrant replacement. When their request gets deigned, the next day the truck always came back with major damage to the windshield and the driver would claim a passing truck caused the damage. It was amazing how often a passing vehicle will throw a rock into the windshield exactly one day after a request denial.

  • @patrick594
    @patrick594 5 лет назад

    I was listening to this, and my granny comes to see what's the voice that she can hear from the kitchen, when he says "if you don't subscribe in the next 10 seconds, your device will literally explode" my granny takes my phone off my hands and starts yelling that I'm already subscribed, ergo, there's no salvation for my phone. SHE THROWED IT OUT THE WINDOW INTO THE POOL.

  • @EarthHDD
    @EarthHDD 5 лет назад +5

    Me: Starts bing and writes the letter G
    Bing: Ah schnitzel, here we go again...

    • @kris1774
      @kris1774 5 лет назад

      What starts with G? Gay porn?

  • @everdeft
    @everdeft 5 лет назад +28

    Good thing I’m already subscribed. Now I don’t have to worry about that very real virus.
    I’m certified in computering after all and that virus was very clearly real.

  • @biliminsrlar5752
    @biliminsrlar5752 4 года назад +4

    Guys, *Google Bing* is real but you can use it only on *Internet Chrome Fox*

  • @CLAX1337
    @CLAX1337 5 лет назад +4

    9:30 when our boi r/ has to say "bastard"
    Sounds so... dirrrrrty

  • @programer0713
    @programer0713 5 лет назад +4

    Person: I want google bing!
    Google chrome: Am I bing to you?

    • @Tdawg79776
      @Tdawg79776 5 лет назад

      The mean lady : i need Google Bing
      Google: what should I bring to you.
      Yes I mean bring not bing

  • @raelynmorava2426
    @raelynmorava2426 5 лет назад +4

    rSlash: "If you don't subscribe in 10 seconds, your phone is going to explode!"
    Me: *looks at my Samsung* I guess it is your time to shine.

  • @myrax3198
    @myrax3198 4 года назад +5

    If I had a dime for every time a Karen says “I’m going to get you fired” ...

    • @JersenMapper
      @JersenMapper 4 года назад +1

      Then the Karen’s give you money.

    • @myrax3198
      @myrax3198 4 года назад

      Lol

    • @DraconicDuelist
      @DraconicDuelist 4 года назад

      Pull a GrayStillPlays and lock a group in a building with them constantly saying it for infinite $$$.

    • @2themoon863
      @2themoon863 3 года назад +1

      Be nice if there was a button on registers marked “Karen tax”, to be pressed every time a request to speak to the manager/supervisor/owner is made-say, adds 10% or so.
      Or a code on phone systems--called “”Karen code”-that sends the Karen caller to an automated system; the system says something like, “You have requested to speak to the manager or owner. The answer is ‘NO’. Have a nice day.” (Click).

  • @limiv5272
    @limiv5272 4 года назад +4

    While I do generally feel sorry for anyone that has to routinely deal with the general public as part of their job, in my experience it's usually the "tech support" people who are the ignorant idiots. They drive me nuts

  • @pebblethegreat4738
    @pebblethegreat4738 5 лет назад +19

    Fans: We Want More Puppy Bloopers
    rSlash: 😏

  • @sugarwaffle
    @sugarwaffle 5 лет назад +4

    “Google Bing”
    Top ten best anime crossovers of all time

  • @Nyxcha
    @Nyxcha 5 лет назад

    so i work at Cox tech support. and i just want to say. with the crazy ass calls we get. its really hard to get in the mindset to SURVIVE the day
    but watching your videos (like this one), make it easier to get into the mindset of being helpful, but also distancing myself from them. and see it not as taking abuse all day, but as a story to remember and tell later.
    so thanks =)

  • @Corathor
    @Corathor 4 года назад

    I was in Customer Service/Tech support all my life. One time working for an internet company, I was sitting in my cube and the guy across from me started laughing crazily. He leaned over and said listen to this! He unmuted his phone and talked to the lady.. she started screaming "There's a monkey on my modem!" apparently she had installed Bonsai Buddy and didn't know the difference between her monitor and her modem.

  • @dpwellman
    @dpwellman 5 лет назад +6

    Best call I got began as follows: "My Microsoft don't work..."

    • @dpwellman
      @dpwellman 5 лет назад

      @The Media Norman Sometime my CPU turns off on its own. It's a Packard Bell Intel. . . .

  • @mikethor009
    @mikethor009 5 лет назад +10

    Lucky me my phone still works after exploding. I was already subscribed, and It went boom regardless.

  • @Treesah35
    @Treesah35 4 года назад

    when I started college to become a paralegal, it was mandatory that we take an "intro to computers" class. learning to read and write binary, etc. I thought it would be cool to bring in my tower and show my classmates before class how to swap out a hard drive. (this was 2003, before everything started being welded to the housing unit.) so everyones gathered around and I show everyone how easy it is to do, where its located in the tower that's made by HP, etc. Total time took about 15 minutes because of questions about the other things in the tower people were curious about. like removing/replacing/adding another Disc drive.
    The teacher enters the room, sees what I am doing, and asks me in front if everyone what do I think I'm doing? I said, I am teaching them how to swap out hard drives, disc drives, etc. She looked completely flummoxed as the eyes of everyone are now on her. she told me to put it away because I am doing things that she herself doesn't know how to do. I said so how is this an intro to computers class if you dont know what one is? 🤔 (edit to add: college is so much better than high school.) As I was paying for my class, I didn't get removed from it because of embarrassing the teacher in front of the entire class. but for the remainder of it, I aced all the tests and played solitaire during most of the classes. I heard later, the next year she didnt teach that class anymore. Apparently, the people who took the class, complained that the teacher wasn't giving them a full course when the intro to computers teacher knows nothing about the hardware of computers. 🤣😂

  • @Ryan-iu5tx
    @Ryan-iu5tx 4 года назад +6

    4:14 one more reason you can tell she’s lying, iPhone 7 cases fit iPhone 6s just fine

    • @tookitogo
      @tookitogo 3 года назад

      Except that the microphones aren’t in the exact same locations, so some cases will block the sound if used with the different model.

  • @mayojar3718
    @mayojar3718 5 лет назад +15

    The PHONE fell into her water bottle what is this phone thickness 1 centimeter
    (Assuming it's a cylinder)

    • @melyukagacha8568
      @melyukagacha8568 5 лет назад

      She was using it while bathing is what she meant XD

  • @russellhess8765
    @russellhess8765 5 лет назад +24

    Executive Assitant = Draco Malfoy. Just replace Executive with my father.

    • @synflwr
      @synflwr 5 лет назад +4

      JUST WAIT UNTIL MY FATHER HEARS ABOUT THIS YOU FILTHY LITTLE MUDBLOOD

    • @Firan25
      @Firan25 5 лет назад

      Or any other spoiled child with a rich daddy.

    • @synflwr
      @synflwr 5 лет назад

      @The Media Norman So pretty much every day?

  • @jnzooger
    @jnzooger 4 года назад +2

    >didn’t sub in 10 seconds
    >phone didn’t explode
    >can’t requisition new phone
    I feel robbed

  • @ItBePatYo
    @ItBePatYo 3 года назад

    This is literally my favorite video of his. I can't explain why it is my favorite because I don't know, but it is hilarious.

  • @emperorfranz5415
    @emperorfranz5415 5 лет назад +16

    There needs to be an entitled people filters! Because "I nEEEEEEd this"

    • @weqweqkweq7264
      @weqweqkweq7264 5 лет назад

      why are you here mein kaiser

    • @erenakay8873
      @erenakay8873 5 лет назад

      *throws filter from 5th floor to 4th floor*

    • @emperorfranz5415
      @emperorfranz5415 5 лет назад

      @@erenakay8873 Oh yes thank you

    • @emperorfranz5415
      @emperorfranz5415 5 лет назад

      @@weqweqkweq7264 The Kaiser is my ally. I am from Austro Hungary...

  • @deppresormkll2967
    @deppresormkll2967 5 лет назад +4

    She prottec
    She attac
    But most importantly she use google bing

  • @critterwhisperer5821
    @critterwhisperer5821 4 года назад +2

    5:04 this story makes me anxious. I’ve never purposely ever broke a phone. I like to treat technology kindly like I want to be treated. I literally just picked up my phone to cradle it

  • @ficialintelligence1869
    @ficialintelligence1869 8 месяцев назад +1

    r/slash (Google Bing) story: r/slash. You've set the bar high. The next guy I date _must_ have your giggle. It's pure joy to listen to. It's equal parts "childhood joy" and "WTF! Get a load of this."