Terrible But Great DND Characters | Late Night Tumblr Posts

Поделиться
HTML-код
  • Опубликовано: 11 сен 2024
  • The 40+ Hi Res Photo Set of Cyana is now available on Gumroad!
    Get some blue gremlin for your wallpaper or phone today~
    gum.co/CyanaSet
    The PM VOICE PACK!
    I can now take over your phone's alarm (for male, female and gen neutral), ringtone, and notifications, all for just 1 DOLLAR!
    gum.co/MbPD
    Get yourself a cute lil space elf voice for your phone now! Cyana's and Cyan's Voice Notifications are now available on Gumroad for ONLY 1 USD!
    gum.co/ZWxOu
    gum.co/aoTTK
    There are notifications for your email, text, apps, as well as ringtones and alarms for male, female and gender neutral lovelies.
    For those curious where to go for artl,
    Twitter
    / pmseymourdoodle
    Newgrounds
    seymour.newgro...
    Pixiv
    www.pixiv.net/...
    Exclusively Cyana art
    Instagram
    / cyanalucretia
    The Merch Store is Now Available! Pick up some sweet stuff today~!
    teespring.com/...
    Twitch: / thepmseymour
    TikTok: vm.tiktok.com/R...
    Discord: discordapp.com...
    Facebook: / patrickseymourva
    Twitter: / patmseymourva
    Instagram: / pattymseymourva
    Tumblr: / pmseymourva
    Got Stuff You'd like to Send? Send it to:
    P.M. Seymour
    PO Box 808
    East Worcester, NY, 12064
    If you want to help the channel grow with some new stuff, I'd appreciate your donation on ko-fi~
    All donations can get a personalized voice message for your personal use, phone, text tone, whatever you need it for :D
    ko-fi.com/pmse...
    #voiceover #latenighttumblrposts #dnd

Комментарии • 836

  • @hayleeh18
    @hayleeh18 4 года назад +1108

    “Merge the layer, Kronk!”
    “WRONG LAAAAAAYEEEEEER!!!”
    “Why do we even HAVE that layer?!”
    I have never related to something so hard

    • @takatacheroki2624
      @takatacheroki2624 4 года назад +59

      What's worse is when you think you're on a different layer than you are and don't realize until after you're halfway finished, so your "inking" lines and sketch lines are on the same layer, AND THEY ABSOLUTELY WEREN'T SUPPOSED TO BE, and you have to either spend hours trying to clean it up or you have to go to the RIGHT layer and spend hours fucking tracing your "inking" lines.

    • @hayleeh18
      @hayleeh18 4 года назад +24

      Takata Cheroki it’s physical pain at that point, usually followed by me shouting “I QUIT!” And/or flipping the table

    • @lazice
      @lazice 4 года назад +12

      @@takatacheroki2624 I nearly cried reading that comment.

    • @JumperIncorp
      @JumperIncorp 4 года назад +11

      As someone who works with sprite-related graphics, I can understand this struggle a lot.

    • @adamnakamura8003
      @adamnakamura8003 3 года назад

      @Takata Cheroki I have used Abode Animate before and that has happened... SO MANY TIMES!!

  • @svenwolfstrom7883
    @svenwolfstrom7883 4 года назад +375

    A werewolf that doesn't believe in the moon whose dating a vampire in denial about being one of the undead

    • @MrLuismancei
      @MrLuismancei 4 года назад +63

      Wouldnt they be the Magic/Mythological equivalent of an Anti Vaxxer and a Flat Earther Dating?

    • @svenwolfstrom7883
      @svenwolfstrom7883 4 года назад +27

      @@MrLuismancei *Le gasp* You're right

    • @grumpyfroggy8247
      @grumpyfroggy8247 4 года назад +41

      "The moon definitely exists! We landed on it back in 1969!"
      Werewolf:nope, fake. The moon's just a reflection of the earth. It's not a physical object, it can't be landed on. The moon landing was faked because >insert some crazy government conspiracy and mention of "sheeple" here

    • @svenwolfstrom7883
      @svenwolfstrom7883 4 года назад +7

      @@grumpyfroggy8247 I absolutely love you so much for this

    • @grumpyfroggy8247
      @grumpyfroggy8247 4 года назад +32

      @@svenwolfstrom7883 I've got more.
      "You just howled at the moon."
      Werewolf:no I didn't. I howled at the stars.
      "So, you think the stars exist, but not the moon?"
      Werewolf:yes, of course the stars exist! You see them in the sky every night!
      "...*sighs*"
      "What year were you born?"
      Vampire:oh, 1885, I think. Give or take.
      "...that was over a hundred and thirty years ago!"
      Vampire:...uh huh?
      "It's 2020!"
      Vampire:I don't see your point. It was only a hundred and thirty years ago. I'm basically 23.

  • @andordimeny6130
    @andordimeny6130 4 года назад +729

    „It's over, Romeo! I have the high ground!"
    Consider:
    Through some sort of dark magic/time travel fuckery, Shakespeare is alive again. Everyone assumes that he will just start writing incredible plays again. However he adapts to the modern world rather quickly, and decides to look into MODERN art forms.
    He is, however, disappointed in modern art. He finds it „Soul-crushingly boring", because people stopped inventing words and phrases. However, he starts looking after internet culture, and realises memes are the only place people invent words, do clever roleplay, and tell engaging stories on a low budget. He finds a job, and moves in to a small apartment with a guy called Dave.
    TUNE IN NEXT TUESDAY FOR [insert TV channel]'s BRAND NEW SHOW!
    BARDS 'N ROOMMATES!

    • @IdeaBox-dk5vj
      @IdeaBox-dk5vj 4 года назад +66

      Dude! If you're not careful, I might actually steal that!

    • @deamoncastor7307
      @deamoncastor7307 4 года назад +46

      Copyright it and write it out. Get it on TNT.

    • @Ramsey276one
      @Ramsey276one 4 года назад +19

      Fate/Grand Order should be real JUST FOR THIS!

    • @Xer0x_03
      @Xer0x_03 4 года назад +26

      Oh my god they were roommates

    • @psl6145
      @psl6145 4 года назад +11

      @@Ramsey276one Shakespeare cameo in Today's Menu for the Emiya Family?

  • @Moss_Dude
    @Moss_Dude 4 года назад +230

    "Welcome to Applebees, would you like apples or bees?"
    "Bees?"
    "Bees it is then"
    "No that wasn't-"
    *But the waiter was already pouring him a brimming glass of bees*

    • @claudiag.9307
      @claudiag.9307 4 года назад +10

      I was looking for this comment

    • @Ardorstorm
      @Ardorstorm 4 года назад +1

      YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

    • @Sirdudee
      @Sirdudee 4 года назад +6

      Smoked bees is an actual delicacy tho.
      You may now thank me for your newest nightmares.

    • @camerondon3712
      @camerondon3712 3 года назад +1

      Prove your worth by drinking the bees.

    • @yancamb2202
      @yancamb2202 2 месяца назад

      "Oh my God why are there so many bEES AH-"

  • @FanOfMostEverything
    @FanOfMostEverything 4 года назад +426

    Moral of the story: Do unto toddlers as you would have them do unto you.

    • @cedartheyeah.justyeah.3967
      @cedartheyeah.justyeah.3967 4 года назад +13

      Stabbed in þe feet so much þat all þe nerves break and any additions to þe chain of feet problems I've had þroughout my life won't be felt?
      Ģľąďļý...

    • @sinisternorimaki
      @sinisternorimaki 4 года назад +7

      Shouldn't this apply for everyone, not just toddlers?

    • @FanOfMostEverything
      @FanOfMostEverything 4 года назад +18

      @@sinisternorimaki Ideally, yes, but given how many people seem to have a problem with the concept, I figured it was best to break it down into smaller steps.

    • @UnfaithfulFangirl
      @UnfaithfulFangirl 4 года назад +1

      leave me alone? but i get yelled at for that.

    • @SenorVilla
      @SenorVilla 4 года назад +3

      Ey Lil Timmy, wanna grab some beers and go to the club? What you mean you're four?

  • @adammyers7383
    @adammyers7383 4 года назад +1155

    How was Scottish not included in the “what the hell were they saying?” part?
    Also, headcanon: all the places you were warned to never visit were places you wanted to go but never did because of a lack of motivation, so you send that letter to get your butt in gear and not miss out this time

    • @matthewwilliams8267
      @matthewwilliams8267 4 года назад +134

      Headcanon to headcanon: these are actually Crytid sightings, and your future self is a Crytid Preserver, trying to tell you to go visit these places, but knowing 18yo them so well, they send the coordinates with a message of NEVER GO. Cause you're a lil rebel.
      The last one is where you find your wife, whose also a Crytid Preserver.

    • @CaptainForsyth
      @CaptainForsyth 4 года назад +41

      Reason why Scottish was not on the list was because you don't want offend us.

    • @AverageEldritchEntity
      @AverageEldritchEntity 4 года назад +61

      "If ya really want an adventure in linguistics, go drinking with a Scot. Because ya couldn't understand what he f*ckin' said before."
      -Robin Williams

    • @bonogiamboni4830
      @bonogiamboni4830 4 года назад +19

      @@AverageEldritchEntity "Daemons of Khorne are gonna eat ya out like an ice cream sandwich once yer Red Rage begins."

    • @xavis7617
      @xavis7617 4 года назад +9

      Scottish is just angry Irish.

  • @tydoesnothing7521
    @tydoesnothing7521 4 года назад +226

    Give your enemies candles with food coloring at the bottom.

    • @neonblade8591
      @neonblade8591 4 года назад +15

      yes

    • @ender_voide9344
      @ender_voide9344 4 года назад +9

      The comment above yours (to me) says the exact same thing but in wayy more words XD

  • @Raven-Blackwing
    @Raven-Blackwing 4 года назад +1376

    The sentient hat piloting a mannequin killed me.

    • @AverageEldritchEntity
      @AverageEldritchEntity 4 года назад +7

      035

    • @Sjors_
      @Sjors_ 4 года назад +29

      Oh dude, you got killed? My condolences, when's the funeral?

    • @michaelfixedsys7463
      @michaelfixedsys7463 4 года назад +9

      I want to do that, but with a sword.

    • @bardofboars7226
      @bardofboars7226 4 года назад +19

      Think about it.... Frosty the Snowman

    • @catoticneutral
      @catoticneutral 4 года назад +21

      it's a warforged but his entire brain is stored in his hat because the guy who built him is the weirdo responsible for Owlbears

  • @AmyStache
    @AmyStache 4 года назад +761

    Dnd character ideas
    • a super kind warlock that ended up being kind to an entity and earned its friendship
    • A gnome barbarian
    • a dog, not a magical speaking dog or anything, just a dog
    • a sentient plant
    • a time-traveling robot trying to not let people know that he is a robot or from the future
    edit: more characters
    - a half-orc multiclass bard and barbarian that plays a huge, titanium cello. Whenever he gets annoyed he just smashes shit with the cello
    Some more ideas for you guys:
    • Paladin with the oath of mischief ( make of that what you will)
    • A goose
    • A shy and depressed guy that sold his soul to have a friend and became satan's the best friend and he died and went to hell but satan made him have the highest rank bc they BFFs( this is a warlock btw)
    • A druid who can only transform into a giant form of microscopic organisms
    • a super-smart fungus that possessed the bodies of different people and can control them individually and at will
    • a omnipotent immortal God that never takes anything serious because nothing matters to him because *he is immortal* and he ends up just being a nuisance that just puts the party in danger
    • actually roleplay as a catgirl
    • cyana
    • a goblin that found a mugufin and became mega smart
    • a bard that is a politician
    • use my picture to develop a character
    Ok I thing I'm out of ideias
    I can't believe this is my most popular comment, thanks so much

    • @SybilantSquid
      @SybilantSquid 4 года назад +56

      Gnome barbarian is actually one of my (numerous) favorite character concepts.
      Currently have one written up who's a cloistered scholar (basically a librarian) who enjoys just sitting down and reading books, but he can draw upon vast reserves of NERD RAGE when in combat. His personal quests would involve recovering long lost texts, extracting payment for overdue library fees, and hunting down book burners.

    • @netherlord5342
      @netherlord5342 4 года назад +14

      last one can pass on as a warforged

    • @AverageEldritchEntity
      @AverageEldritchEntity 4 года назад +13

      I enjoy this far too much.

    • @takatacheroki2624
      @takatacheroki2624 4 года назад +45

      I once played in a campaign where one of the party members was a halfling barbarian. She got into an arm-wrestling competition with a half-orc/half-giant and somehow fucking threw him into the wall 20 feet away. While arm wrestling. No foul play, no cheating, no escalations or anything otherwise - just a plain arm wrestling. Like, "START" followed immediately by the huge buff getting absolutely YEETED across the fucking pub by this little halfling girl. It was fucking nuts

    • @trueaidooo
      @trueaidooo 4 года назад +7

      I actually played the first one

  • @budderbro1395
    @budderbro1395 4 года назад +70

    Dumb character ideas (that have actually turn into characters because I wanted to):
    • A druid who was actually an owl with a magic druid staff and he wild shapes into a human.
    • A Warforged built for gardening and sucked into adventuring because of his programming to protect the environment.
    • A vampire Drow Bard with drugs and a friend who was an eldritch knight human who duel wielded tower shields as his weapons.

    • @SybilantSquid
      @SybilantSquid 4 года назад +5

      Tips for druids.
      Step 1: Cast Awaken spell on an owl
      Step 2: Train in the ancient druidic arts
      Step 3: ???
      Step 4: Profit
      Or to make things wilder... Take your owl druid and instruct it to awaken and train a legion of owl druids.

    • @erinfinn2273
      @erinfinn2273 4 года назад +2

      Isn't the last one Bloodborne and Dark Souls cross over?

    • @budderbro1395
      @budderbro1395 4 года назад +1

      @@erinfinn2273 sadly no. I only played like, the first 30 minutes of bloodborne so I don't know if there's anything like my character in it. My friend on the other hand (The Eldritch Knight) Saw the ability of eldritch knights to bind weapons and be able to teleport them to your hands at will and our DM classified Improvised Weapons as still under the weapons category and took the chance.

  • @phonetheory7056
    @phonetheory7056 4 года назад +125

    Heres one
    An ace bard that, despite not being interested in relationships at all, is an absolute beast at seducing people.

    • @f1zzyl3m0n
      @f1zzyl3m0n 4 года назад +8

      I'm gonna do that

    • @r.j.penfold
      @r.j.penfold 4 года назад +15

      I actually have an aro/ace bard-paladin who is also a Changeling.

    • @That_One_Guy_In_A_Band
      @That_One_Guy_In_A_Band 4 года назад +21

      The scenario that just played out in my head while reading this:
      "Dude, you should seduce that enemy."
      "I don't wanna..."
      "Just roll."
      "Fine... OH WHAT THE FU-"
      **Nat 20**
      "This needs to stop... Now..."

    • @r.j.penfold
      @r.j.penfold 4 года назад +1

      @@That_One_Guy_In_A_Band lmao yes

    • @That_One_Guy_In_A_Band
      @That_One_Guy_In_A_Band 4 года назад +1

      @@r.j.penfold thank you, I'll be here all week.

  • @tbotalpha8133
    @tbotalpha8133 4 года назад +106

    I choose to imagine all those DnD characters adventuring in one big party.

    • @synphilia4776
      @synphilia4776 4 года назад +3

      Sounds like a riot, a chaotic, weed filled riot. I'd love it

    • @FrizellaTheBee
      @FrizellaTheBee 3 года назад

      Yes

    • @camerondon3712
      @camerondon3712 3 года назад

      @@synphilia4776 that in itself sounds awesome.

    • @tformerdude6788
      @tformerdude6788 3 года назад

      Heck yeah, that sounds like FUN!!!

  • @dnicer3486
    @dnicer3486 4 года назад +2165

    How about a skeleton dnd character, wielding a magic trumpet and a back pack full of random Italian cuisine

    • @skeltonslay8er781
      @skeltonslay8er781 4 года назад +255

      Anytime someone tries to fight them he curses them and they are forced to solve a rubix cube while he runs away

    • @dnicer3486
      @dnicer3486 4 года назад +140

      Skelton Slay8er He also has a chance to pull out one of Hotdogs, French Fries, Grapes, or Apple Pie.

    • @dnicer3486
      @dnicer3486 4 года назад +73

      Skelton Slay8er also I despise your name

    • @way2005
      @way2005 4 года назад +87

      NYEHEHE-

    • @YaBoiQuadra
      @YaBoiQuadra 4 года назад +90

      ...
      *Name him Papyrus*

  • @AndGoatz04
    @AndGoatz04 4 года назад +180

    "A sentient hat that's piloting a mannequin"
    *_Isn't that Drawn to Life with a hat?_*

    • @GusOmega
      @GusOmega 4 года назад +13

      Meet the Robinsons?

    • @rapogirl1391
      @rapogirl1391 4 года назад +3

      Yes, yes it is!

    • @itsthesola10
      @itsthesola10 4 года назад +4

      or Mario Odyssey

    • @SilverSaiyanAce
      @SilverSaiyanAce 3 года назад +2

      @@itsthesola10 you see that is a man using a hat to possess things similar concept but different

    • @orbismworldbuilding8428
      @orbismworldbuilding8428 2 года назад

      Im amazed anyone else remebers drawn to life, loved that game

  • @firekitten5569
    @firekitten5569 4 года назад +115

    Idea based from the last post:
    If you have someone you really don't like and want to make their life harder, give them a candle made with with food coloring.
    Then when they finally burn it out it will *explode* . By then, they might forget that you gave it to them. Or, they might not even now who gave it to them if you just randomly set it near them.

    • @Saya-ng1sl
      @Saya-ng1sl 4 года назад +20

      That’s arson...
      I’m down.

    • @jf2801
      @jf2801 4 года назад +13

      @@Saya-ng1sl also murder lmao

    • @anonymousapproximation8549
      @anonymousapproximation8549 3 года назад +3

      @@jf2801 It's not murder if you plead ignorance.

  • @thepip3599
    @thepip3599 4 года назад +20

    2:42 The “sentient hat piloting a mannequin” actually isn’t that far off from a character I actually played. “She” was a mimic pretending to be a teenage girl (I was instructed to make a character that’s an anime monster girl, because that was the campaign. I decided to go against the grain and stretch the definition of monster girl). Mimics can’t really be a lot of organic materials, so upon closer inspection the girl’s skin seemed wooden and her eyes were painted on, unblinking. Secretly the girl’s “body” was actually the tongue of the mimic, and the cloak she was “wearing” was actually the real body. She was neutral evil and kept trying to eat people, but she had low intelligence and she was totally aware of that fact, so she let the rest of the party make decisions for her. She didn’t understand the concept of altruism or morality, so she assumed every choice the party made was in the group’s self-interest.
    It would be like this:
    We would see a scared child. She would point to him and ask “Can I eat that?”
    The party would say no. Then the child would say “Thank god you’re here. I’m being chased by a monster. Please help!”
    And my character would be like “Oh, I understand now. A monster would provide more meat than a small child. It will be our bait. No wonder you instructed me not to kill it.”
    I found that to be a great way to play an evil character without ruining the party dynamic. Honestly maybe she was lawful evil now that I think of it, since she followed all orders.

    • @zcgamerandreacts2762
      @zcgamerandreacts2762 4 года назад

      Basically Kanna from dragon maid but more hungry and is a Cape. Nice.

  • @jespoketheepic
    @jespoketheepic 4 года назад +6

    1:35 Thank you! I wanted someone in that thread to make that point, that the toddler thinks starting a sentence with "alexa" is basically the same as ending it with please.

  • @DaBezzzz
    @DaBezzzz 4 года назад +208

    Just put this in my favourites because, if I get around to it, I wanna animate 1:42

  • @xAPHxHSx
    @xAPHxHSx 4 года назад +135

    As someone who’s actual name is Alexa, I would be so upset at my child for addressing me by my name instead of Mom or Mommy 😭😭😭

    • @AmyStache
      @AmyStache 4 года назад +16

      I'm so sorry, if you have an Alexa change it so you say computer instead of Alexa. It's a shame that Alexa became the name of an AI because genuinely Alexa is a very beautiful name

    • @Orange_Swirl
      @Orange_Swirl 4 года назад +5

      Can you be my mommy? Mine abandoned me.

    • @michaeljfan9720
      @michaeljfan9720 4 года назад +8

      @@AmyStache My name is not Alexa, but one way to shorten my name could be Alexa. I won't give my real name because I'm not comfortable giving that information.
      Also, I go by "Michael J." On social media, because my mom set up my Google account like 5 or 10 years ago, and back then, I REALLY liked Michael Jackson, and I have no intent to change it.

    • @legendarytat8278
      @legendarytat8278 4 года назад +4

      Alexa, I'm sorry for you

    • @lukakatunaricskaro
      @lukakatunaricskaro 4 года назад +6

      @@michaeljfan9720 Ah, the good ol' "I had this username since I was a kid and should probably change it but can't cause it's grown on me"

  • @Zoroark73
    @Zoroark73 4 года назад +28

    Can I just acknowledge that instead of scouring the Internet for a sound effect for bees getting angry, He just recorded himself spazzing out instead. Absolute genius move on his part tbh.
    As a person with experience in audio recording, it can be very strenuous and time consuming to find the exact sound effect you want because either the sounds don’t don’t sound how you want, or you have to pay for it to use it. And recording it yourself wasn’t an option because shaking bees in a jar is a poor idea, leave it to the professionals, Applebees knows what they’re doing.
    Anyways, I just gotta shout it out because that honestly made that little post even funnier tbh. 😆

    • @emblemblade9245
      @emblemblade9245 3 года назад +1

      Also the sound of angry bees is fucking terrifying

  • @seasawspeltwrong738
    @seasawspeltwrong738 4 года назад +91

    This man is the greatest stress reliever of this century

  • @solaris8648
    @solaris8648 4 года назад +40

    It’s odd, but the fact that he sang ‘mistaaake’ in a perfect G makes me happy :)

    • @fr4781
      @fr4781 4 года назад

      Perfect pitch?

    • @solaris8648
      @solaris8648 4 года назад

      @@fr4781 nah, i just play a lot of ukulele, so i know G, C, E, and A by heart :D

    • @tformerdude6788
      @tformerdude6788 3 года назад

      Nice.

  • @AspieOld
    @AspieOld 4 года назад +12

    "A druid who got involved because they're the party's weed dealer"
    That's literally one guy's characted when we were playing last time.

  • @sovest555
    @sovest555 4 года назад +85

    Also, if the South is lower than Hell, wouldn't that make Hell their version of Heaven? *thinking emoji*

  • @TheArcSet
    @TheArcSet 4 года назад +7

    Many mistakes are called a *mistacle.*
    That's why many mistacles are called a *debacle.*
    The more you know.

  • @scorpiouskrimson
    @scorpiouskrimson 4 года назад +10

    "Calling me Alexa and demanding I play *BABY SHARK*"
    The aggression killed me

  • @terrytheblackmage4799
    @terrytheblackmage4799 4 года назад +4

    2:41 "A dark elf who's afraid of the dark, and terrified of spiders." So me

  • @MadAliceInWonderland
    @MadAliceInWonderland 4 года назад +6

    Can confirm about the Alexa thing. I had something similar happen when I was a toddler.
    My dad has adhd so my mom would always have to call my dad over and over to get his attention when he watched TV. And when I was little I once went up to my mom and started tapping her saying, "Nick! Nick! Nick!" Because I thought that was a word used to get attention. 😂
    So yeah, toddlers don't recognize these things as names, just the definition they see.

  • @joeblack6379
    @joeblack6379 4 года назад +14

    3:35 Future Me: "Well, of course I know me. That's why i did that. I knew I couldn't resist."

  • @CrowFather5060
    @CrowFather5060 4 года назад +20

    So in Pathfinder 2E there is a race that is literally a plant, and as a joke I thought about being the Druid weed dealer. I didn't become that, but it was in the back of my head as I was making my character.

  • @tessabakker662
    @tessabakker662 4 года назад +10

    That "werewolf who doesn't believe in the Moon" idea desperately needs to be a comedy short.

  • @captainazzy4463
    @captainazzy4463 4 года назад +27

    AKA The paladin of ✨throwing it back✨

  • @cypalmer7425
    @cypalmer7425 4 года назад +15

    I like the fact that I can predict when the video will end simply because he suddenly starts being louder than before

  • @manticore6963
    @manticore6963 4 года назад +40

    2:50 This person said these are supposed to be "terrible" ideas. Their idea of "terrible" and mine idea of it are appearently very different.

    • @grumpyfroggy8247
      @grumpyfroggy8247 4 года назад +2

      "Terrible ideas" are what you call Karen Traviss' idea of races in Star Wars.

  • @ClownDollThatHasContemptForYou
    @ClownDollThatHasContemptForYou 4 года назад +68

    3:49Mine would be a futuristic pun that I won't get until I actually stumble upon it in the future
    Either that or the names of my future husbands ,and future me better have gotten himself husbands or we're gonna have to talk

    • @ClownDollThatHasContemptForYou
      @ClownDollThatHasContemptForYou 4 года назад +17

      When I say "Future husbands" I mean it in both the "I'm a widow with five husbands who all mysteriously died for one reason or another" and the "I wouldn't mind marrying two guys at the same time if I love both of them" way

    • @adrienstarfaer
      @adrienstarfaer 4 года назад +11

      @@ClownDollThatHasContemptForYou Yes! We stan healthy polyamory! And spooky mysteries, we stan spooky mysteries.

    • @deamoncastor7307
      @deamoncastor7307 4 года назад +8

      I wish you luck.

    • @ClownDollThatHasContemptForYou
      @ClownDollThatHasContemptForYou 4 года назад +6

      @@deamoncastor7307 thanks

    • @ClownDollThatHasContemptForYou
      @ClownDollThatHasContemptForYou 4 года назад +4

      @@adrienstarfaer 👍

  • @kabob0077
    @kabob0077 4 года назад +18

    2:57 That Werewolf is going places, don't know where but definitely going places...
    But does he believe in Finland?

    • @devincetee5335
      @devincetee5335 4 года назад +4

      *the Japanese fishing colony

    • @kabob0077
      @kabob0077 4 года назад +3

      @@devincetee5335 *SUSSSSSHHHHH!*
      No one is supposed to KNOW that!

    • @bravenponder7438
      @bravenponder7438 4 года назад +2

      Aha a fellow bearer of the truth!
      Plot twist: Finland is real, but it's on the moon.

  • @silverwind3766
    @silverwind3766 4 года назад +6

    So, mad trampling elephants aren't actually rage fuelled juggernauts. Instead they see a human and think "Oh my god it's so cute I have to squish it!"

  • @AverageEldritchEntity
    @AverageEldritchEntity 4 года назад +4

    1:59 *looking at the lover's corpses* So uncivilized.

  • @nabilahikmat1740
    @nabilahikmat1740 4 года назад +12

    "sentient hat piloting a mannequin" so.... cappy from super Mario odyssey?

    • @grumpyfroggy8247
      @grumpyfroggy8247 4 года назад

      Mario's...not...a mannequin? Unless I missed a piece of lore somewhere.

    • @nabilahikmat1740
      @nabilahikmat1740 4 года назад

      @@grumpyfroggy8247 oh..... Right....

  • @kabob0077
    @kabob0077 4 года назад +14

    2:02 YOU UNDERESTIMATE HIS POWER!

    • @1SunnyDaze0
      @1SunnyDaze0 3 года назад +1

      To which Juliet responded, "Do not try it, Romeo!"

  • @ProfDragonite
    @ProfDragonite 4 года назад +4

    3:20 Every Plague Doctor when their patients die.

  • @erdmannelchen8829
    @erdmannelchen8829 4 года назад +6

    DnD Character Idea:
    A Kobold who is convinced he is a Dragonborn with Dwarfism.

  • @Kingsly9802
    @Kingsly9802 4 года назад +4

    "What did you do op?"
    As if the post was some arcane set of runes, indecipherable to all mortals, rather than a very clear and concise set of instructions not to follow.

  • @lucaswinsor4469
    @lucaswinsor4469 4 года назад +4

    Oddly, the dark-fearing, Arachnophobic Drow is a very legitimate and potentially story heavy character.

  • @darcyarden9704
    @darcyarden9704 4 года назад +2

    "Why do we even have that layer?"
    As someone who makes digital art, I can confirm, I have asked myself this same question many times.

  • @TheVeniceAngel
    @TheVeniceAngel 4 года назад +4

    PM: Elephants see us the way we see puppies and kittens, they think we're cute
    Me: 😊 My I am flattered

    • @Blazieth
      @Blazieth 3 года назад

      I apologize for being the bearer of this, but that claim is, sadly, unproven in any way.

  • @robbiegarber898
    @robbiegarber898 4 года назад +2

    2:21 It's amazing how many of those descriptions line up with pretty well with Saga characters.

  • @OriginalCreatorSama
    @OriginalCreatorSama 3 года назад +1

    "Elephants think humans are cute"
    OMG THAT RECORDINGS ALL THE TRUNK TOUCHING, PARTICULARLY ON OUR HEADS!!
    *THE ELEPHANTS ARE P E T T I N G U S !!!*

  • @alostalex7449
    @alostalex7449 4 года назад +1

    I love the -i assume- drow character being scared of the dark and terrified of spiders because that's the aesthetic of their trickster goddess, and the underdark is... DARK. So yeah, I like that dynamic of fears

  • @headphoneslynx718
    @headphoneslynx718 4 года назад +2

    To add onto terrible dnd character ideas: My friend has a lacer campaign (read: avatar bending campaign) and my character is your local firebending fish spirit who got kicked out of the ocean so now she lives in a swamp selling lotus roots

  • @70Lu07
    @70Lu07 4 года назад +3

    "Kronk, hide the sketch layer, i must see the lineart, merged!? You were supposed to hide it not merge them!"

  • @Neutral_Tired
    @Neutral_Tired 4 года назад +2

    Honestly, a drow with arachnophobia could be a great character, because they would absolutely be outcast (or killed) for that

  • @Silverwind87
    @Silverwind87 2 года назад +1

    1. a goblin who was raised by orcs
    2. the BBEG's lawful good best friend
    3. a tiefling celestial warlock who is dating...
    4. an aasimar life cleric; they are constantly butting heads over who gets to heal the party
    5. a mute bard who has to use sign language (their translator is a DM controlled character) to cast spells
    6. an orc warlock with a pact of the undying, who is incredibly bored due to outliving all the other orcs
    7. an echo knight, and their twin sibling...
    8. an astral self monk; each of them thinks that the other one stole their idea

  • @torazely
    @torazely 4 года назад +3

    3:34 plot twist: the list is full of placesw where you have some of the best days of your lives. the first location is where oyu meet your future spouse the second is where you manage to get your dream job, etc. future you put "NEVER VISIT" on the note because they knew it would be the onyl way to actually get you to those locations.

  • @spectralumbra1568
    @spectralumbra1568 4 года назад +1

    I made a drow that was terrified of spiders once. She liked the dark though because when the hot light-orb fell out of the sky and everything got dark, the streets would get really empty and she doesn't like crowds or loud noises. Conversely though, she is also TERRIFIED of stars. Like... what even ARE THEY!? Clearly her fears are vindicated by the fact that all of the surface-dwellers would hide in their homes when the stars started to appear.
    She also believes that mountains are grown by rain since underground stalagmites would be formed by water dripping on a single spot over a long period of time, which also explains why mountains are so much bigger since rain is a lot of water falling all at once instead of just a single drop over and over again.

  • @8BitShadow
    @8BitShadow 4 года назад +1

    That digital painting one is
    so
    so
    just
    UGH!
    But even worse is painting on one layer, realizing until its to late and having to either undo *all* that work or continue like you *meant* to paint on that layer *and either way you have to live with your consequences*--you can't just *undo* your mistake and do it again. It's just UGH.
    UGH!

  • @chasemorrone7383
    @chasemorrone7383 4 года назад +1

    In the “what are they saying” part, I was reminded of a story where my mom was in England with her Scottish cousin, and her cousin stopped for directions, but the English guy couldn’t understand his accent, so my mom had to translate English to English

  • @leyrua
    @leyrua 4 года назад +1

    I'm remembering a DND blog post about an innocent farmer trying to protect his land from "heroes" who steal anything of his that isn't nailed down.
    So he sets up traps. Doesn't work.
    So he trains monsters to act as guard dogs.
    More adventurers come, but die and he gets their stuff. Uses it to further fortify his house.
    Stronger adventurers hear about the loot this guy is collecting, and start arriving.
    He builds a vault underground, with a twisting labyrinth of passages to protect his stuff. Trains more monsters that now live down there.
    Then one day the innocent farmer realizes that he's become a dungeon boss, and now the adventurers WILL NEVER STOP COMING.

  • @jeremytung1632
    @jeremytung1632 4 года назад +7

    Great big apple tree In the middle of garden with a big don’t touch sign, that was just asking for trouble. Why not put it on top of a mountain, or on the moon.

    • @namelessdork2256
      @namelessdork2256 4 года назад +1

      This is like the age before warning labels, only this time we don't get a second chance. That, and God had total faith of not fucking up that bad, yet Adam and Eve fucked up that bad. They had ONE FUCKING JOB and THEY BLEW IT.

    • @claudiag.9307
      @claudiag.9307 4 года назад

      You can't second guess ineffability

    • @jeremytung1632
      @jeremytung1632 4 года назад

      The Property Of Puns well it doesn’t help that the wily old serpent was friends with the angel on apple tree duty.

  • @coffeebean2
    @coffeebean2 4 года назад +3

    I'm legit going to consider being one of those dnd character because I have a new campaign coming up and I *needed* some ideas

    • @alexanderlicentia5265
      @alexanderlicentia5265 4 года назад

      I played a character similar to the warlock once, his name was remiel his patron was an angel and he could cook. Absolutely worth it.

  • @Topaz198
    @Topaz198 6 месяцев назад

    For that writing prompt with the locations, I saw a continuation somewhere that says that your future self of course knows you’d go there, and going to those locations will eventually let you find your future lover

  • @MothCrawler
    @MothCrawler 4 года назад +1

    1:59
    I just-
    Satine, dramatically stood on a balcony: "It's over Obi-Wan, I have the high ground"
    Obi-Wan: "Hm- good idea, I'll use that one when I dismember my brother who I'm not supposed to be attached to"

  • @jazz-cat00
    @jazz-cat00 4 года назад +2

    4:42 cool, thanks for the timed incendiary bomb instructions

  • @thegeekinpink6135
    @thegeekinpink6135 3 года назад +1

    I semi played the Drow character idea except she was claustrophobic not scared of the dark and she hated spiders because she had a bone to pick with Loth over some backstory related trauma.

  • @TheAdvertisement
    @TheAdvertisement 3 года назад +1

    4:38 Holy GUACAMOLE THAT WAS SO SMOOTH

  • @squidx2365
    @squidx2365 4 года назад +1

    Due to that last one, we now know PM actually means Phantom Maskperson because damn he hit that note real good-

  • @hookedongames8167
    @hookedongames8167 4 года назад

    1:41 NEVER have I seen a post so relatable! Especially"Why do we even have that layer?" Cause I will go through my work, find a layer, turn visibility off and on multiple times and Never figure out what it's for

  • @SchazmenRassir
    @SchazmenRassir 4 года назад +1

    These things are so much gold, I wish they were huge physical objects, so they could be worth their weight in it!

  • @gabrielamaldonado3950
    @gabrielamaldonado3950 4 года назад

    5:01
    Fun story; I witnessed this. During the infamous blackout of Hurricane Maria in Puerto Rico, people busted out the candles.
    We had three jar 3 wick candles but what we didn't knew that it was rich in food dye.
    So you could've imagine the surprise my dad saw a beacon of hell's gate on top of the medicine cabinet. And then a sharp pop of glass shards and wax decorating the walls.

  • @spacechickenawareness
    @spacechickenawareness 4 года назад +1

    Our Druid got so over trying to source shit that he just enchanted a pot plant to hang out with our party. We call her Rebecca, she’s good value, handy with a switchblade.

  • @cking4869
    @cking4869 4 года назад +1

    3:50 Plot twist: That was future you’s plan. If the list was titled GO VISIT you would say “I’ll do it later” until you become future you without ever visiting

  • @snorkkmimimi
    @snorkkmimimi 4 года назад +1

    Knowing that elephants think of us as cute little beings has increased the quality of my life by levels hitherto undreamt of.

  • @NekogamiKun127
    @NekogamiKun127 4 года назад +1

    On the subject of D&D character ideas, my next character is going to be a Firbolg Druid. She speaks with a Southern accent and will use a reflavored Whip as a lasso.
    She's a cowgirl.

  • @AegisTrucy
    @AegisTrucy 4 года назад +1

    I have never seen the explanation part of the child calling their mom, alexa, and I am not surprised I find it here

  • @VanNessy97
    @VanNessy97 3 года назад

    4:35 I love that this post makes English speakers (such as myself) aware that not everyone learned English as their first language- and I just realized the post was talking about the English dialect spoken in England

  • @Kamari333
    @Kamari333 3 года назад +1

    i legitimately laughed out loud at a number of these due to the delivery alone

  • @trottinboots
    @trottinboots 4 года назад +4

    First post and I'm already questioning existence

  • @-sleepywillow-
    @-sleepywillow- 4 года назад +1

    I'm glad these are back. There honestly the highlight of my lunch break.
    (Lol, the 'late night' posts upload at noon here)

  • @NiaJustNia
    @NiaJustNia 4 года назад

    If anyone's wondering about the food colouring thing, liquid food colouring is usually suspended in ethanol (alcohol) to keep it a liquid. Because it doesn't mix well with wax, it separates and sinks to the bottom in a nice highly flammable layer. You can actually get little lamps (like little oil lamps) that use ethanol as their fuel. So essentially your candle layers are: candle, candle, candle, FIRE FUEL! 🕯🕯🕯🔥
    If you're going to try dying wax with food colouring, use the gel kind, and use a heat resistant container. Not all glass is heat safe

  • @JJ-kn4sx
    @JJ-kn4sx 3 года назад +1

    When you look at your hand long enough, it feels like it isn't your hand.

  • @selenopheria
    @selenopheria 4 года назад +2

    That Emperor's New Groove reference had me dying.

  • @GlitchedMuse
    @GlitchedMuse 4 года назад +1

    I loved the one about the baby's first sentence

  • @alexanderlicentia5265
    @alexanderlicentia5265 4 года назад

    2:46 There's a ttrpg about this! It's called Ryuutama and basically the world was formed with the birth of 4 great dragons that constantly create the world, but they don't eat normal food, they live off of good stories which are usually told by a ryuujin (DM) So to help feed the dragons everybody once in their life feels the desire to explore the world and everyone is super supportive of them when this happens. The game focuses less on taking out evil dudes and slaying monsters (Though you can if you want) and more on exploration, meeting new friends and trading. It's really cool and the art is really cute and there's a horror mode.

  • @flarnador
    @flarnador 4 года назад

    2:38 this reminded me of one of my first d&d games. I made a d&d club at school so I could play d&d with friends, and i talked to one of my friends about character ideas. He suggested a sentient glass of water. At first I thought he was kidding. he wasn't. When he showed up the DM helped him make a character sheet for a sentient glass of water. Whats even better is that during the one-shot we were playing i rolled to make a harness for the glass of water... it was a 20. Im pretty sure it was the only 20 I rolled in that oneshot.

  • @DaniAzakura
    @DaniAzakura 4 года назад

    I can't get over the last one. I just love how it's played so well with the font. x'D

  • @Lastofthesigilites
    @Lastofthesigilites 3 года назад

    Ok for the dnd ideas.
    1. Way of Mercy could do for that.
    2. Just do what you want with that
    3. Again simple
    4. Warforged Wizard with the Soul Jar spell.

  • @yanuchiuchihaanimegamesand3907
    @yanuchiuchihaanimegamesand3907 3 года назад +1

    Now imagine a Red Dragon with transformation magic and an un-typical calmness... for a Red Dragon.

  • @TheStarsTwilight
    @TheStarsTwilight 4 года назад

    Reminds me of how I wanted to make a literal Pinball Wizard as a DnD character. Just an evocation wizard with a lot of spells that involved balls or bounced off enemies (Chaos Bolt is a must).

  • @wafflescuresadness
    @wafflescuresadness 4 года назад

    That last one sounds like something I'd do out of sheer boredom and then regret it immediately and start freaking out because I regret thinking this would be fun. Cured the boredom though ahahah

  • @majickman
    @majickman 4 года назад

    2:08 I always imagined it being said like "She chose down!" from Labyrinth.

  • @AceMcCrank
    @AceMcCrank 4 года назад +1

    How about a Loxodon Rogue? Even if he fails his sneak check, it's just bad manners to address the elephant in the room.

  • @Soupdrinker26
    @Soupdrinker26 4 года назад +1

    I don't know why, but upon hearing "A dark elf who's afraid of the dark, and terrified of spiders."
    A part of me went, "I'd date the shit out of that!"

  • @an8strengthkobold360
    @an8strengthkobold360 3 года назад +1

    Actually playing a dark elf whose afraid of the dark and spiders.
    He belives loth (evil goddess of drow, spiders and darkness) can see him through spiders and when he's in the dark lathander (god of life and ligth which he follows) can't watch over him.

  • @jonical
    @jonical 4 года назад +4

    what about a monk that tries to replicate dragon ball moves, gives up, then knocks the enemy out

  • @Swoquik
    @Swoquik 4 года назад +1

    I’m playing in a D&D campaign where I’m a schizophrenic bard who thinks they are in a barbershop quartet so they only sing backup

  • @design8ed_nee-san977
    @design8ed_nee-san977 2 года назад

    As a resident of Savannah, GA, the certified most haunted city in America, that is correct. Except most of the ghosts are actually pretty nice. The ghost at the movie theater I work at is an anxiety activating prankster, though. We even have a ghost kitty downtown!

  • @ampz1466
    @ampz1466 4 года назад

    I love your videos so much. Your voice acting just adds so much to it. Literally tears in my eyes from laughing. As an over-stressed college student right now, sir, I salute you!!

  • @monhunterz5430
    @monhunterz5430 4 года назад +1

    4:07
    So, theoretically, there is an alternate universe where elephants invented civilization, and keep humans as housepets

  • @lunatpr5594
    @lunatpr5594 3 года назад

    3:35 Plot Twist: They know you won't listen to "never" and they're actually places future you wants present you to visit.

  • @Ganurath
    @Ganurath 4 года назад +1

    My D&D character is named Aye because his adoptive father, a half-orc named Thug, didn't want him to pick up his habit of speaking in the third person.