@@joseluisgarcia6814i don’t know if he’s talking about this one but there’s a French movie with a lot of French stars and zlatan plays a soldier. It’s called Astérix and the empire of the middle
Bro Ronaldo nazario got a diesease cause of which he became obese even without eating much it was also the reason he had to get retired from football Edit:bro 5k likes that's massive
After he became more than 23 years old he had so many injuries he was a great player with talent and skills but with these 2 things you can't easily play Football and he could've ended his disease but the process by which you can end it was banned in Football
Es su mentalidad el era tan inteligente de joven como la sabiduría de un anciano ahora el tiene la fortaleza física de un joven de 20 es un caso excepciónal, el lo dijo de broma un Benjamin Boutton
Last time I check humans dominate this planet while lions are dwindling in population. Humans also put lions in cages and not the other way around. Maybe it's Zlatan's statement of humility 😂
To be fair to the others they put in a ton of work in their careers. If they choose to relax and not focus so much on their bodies that's good for them. They deserve it. Zlatan is juat built different. Wired different. Literally.
A liger or a tigon, though? FIY, both "species" exist, but cannot be bread by nature, only in labs, and wouldn't survive in the wild due to their immense size
@@danielp5904 He is widely regarded as one of the greatest Indian footballers of all time Legend Chhetri helped India win the 2007, 2009, and 2012 Nehru Cup, as well as the 2011, 2015, 2021 and 2023 SAFF Championship. He also led India to victory in the 2008 AFC Challenge Cup, which qualified them to their first AFC Asian Cup in 27 years,[16] scoring twice in the final tournament in 2011.[17] In 2016 Chethri led Bengaluru FC to a silver medal finish in the AFC Cup. Chhetri has also been named AIFF Player of the Year a record seven times in 2007, 2011, 2013, 2014, 2017, 2018-19 and 2021-22.[18][19]
@@monkeydluffy531not to sound rude, but barely anyone knows him outside of india, as he only won domestic titles in a bad league, never qualified for the world cup, never won the asian cup, and played in the asian champions league, not really an accomplishment
@@monkeydluffy531uhh... Sorry to sound rude though, but your man isn't really world class, not to mention his best team he's ever been in was Sporting CP B, not the A team.
@@Parv_ i neither disrespect CR7s skills or achievements nor am i a "Messi Fan". CR7 is simply not the GOAT. He was (yes, was, his prime is over) a fantastic player, but Messi is the way more complete player. Btw, Messis prime is over, too.
🇧🇷🇧🇷🇧🇷🇧🇷🇧🇷 não estou nem aí como estão o físico dos jogadores depois que pararam de jogar, só sei que o fenômeno foi o fenômeno! E nada vai apagar o passado de lesões e o que ele conseguiu fazer com tudo isso, ele simplesmente foi fenomenal.
Where there's Zlatan in the video, everyone's becomes poet in every comment section, Ive seen, praising Zlatan, even If people hates Zlatan for his arrogant nature, they can't disrespect him. His is different from others, unique, special. "Lions, they don't compare with the humans". -Zlantan Ibrahimovic.
Not really. He was rated just fine. He was never among the very best players in the league, but he was a very talented player and an important part of those Arsenal and Man City teams.
When Zlatan was born, he told the doctor to stop crying
Edit: for the first time I got this much likes 🥹 Thank you guys 🖤
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😅😅😂😂
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And doctor said to zlatan that you never robb WC like..... 😂😂
Perhaps, when he seed a doc - he start cried 😅😂😢
zlatan could easily start a new chapter in his life as an actor
He was great in the asterix and obelix movie
holysht...that is so true.....from his accent...he could be a badass Russian guy
yes yes where is his world cup tho?
Zlatan does not play roles
Just needs to speak english, fluently
Zlatan Ibrahimovic Doesn't care about his age....Age Cares About Zlatan Ibrahimovic
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Wait for Ronaldo 😂
😂
Those SUBTLY plagiarized Putin jokes are now outdated. Let's see something original.
Age dont Zlatan. Zlatan os the age
When Zlatan jumps in the water. He doesn't get wet. The water gets Zlataned.
So cool bro 😎😅
Underated comment 😂
😂😂😂😂😂
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Crazy😂😂
When Neil Armstrong stepped foot on the moon, he already found Zlatan walking all over the Moon.
Good one😂😂
@@chinyerebenson6372it's a copied one
Только на Луну ни кто не вступал
@@ПрямойПуть-ь9ш Real
Interesting 🤣
Zlatan read a book and the book gained knowledge
Copied comment
@@Undercover_SmileAll of them are
@@Monika-ph9uu fair enough
@@Undercover_Smile copied pfp
@@SovietSpyYT ??
When Zlatan downloads an app, the app accepts Zlatan's terms and conditions
XDXD Really true!!
😂 nice!
😂😂😂
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In every Zlatan's videos i enjoy reading the comments the most. They are the best 😂😂👍
yeah same lol
Same here 😂
Mah boy 😂
Can't agre more
אשכרה😂😂
Zlatan can become a legit action hero in a Hollywood movie.
Hollywood movie Zlatana tries to join
Zlatan sounds like a name of a God ngl
He did recently act in a movie
Hollywood movie can become a legit blockbuster if it features Zlatan
@@strangeplum8563Zlatan is Zeus grandson 😀
Zlatan doesn’t need a movie, movies need Zlatan Imbrahimovic
He's already in a French movie
@@keilan1918he also has a solo animation movie in Netflix kinda underrated the name of movie is the football movie
Yea he fight for his life
"Pourquoi parler quand tu peux voler."
Zlatan Ibrahimovic
When Zlatan hires bodyguards, the bodyguard feel safe
He doesn't have bodyguards
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂love it!!!
@@Thundergod369 no dip Sherlock
He protect the bodyguard
@@Thundergod369 how old are you bro?😂
Zlatan wears a bulletproof vest to protect bullets from his body.
Zlatan wears a bulletproof vest cause he doesn’t want the bullets to dent
Zlatan is the one who gives homework to his teachers
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
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😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂❤
" zlatan didn't get named by his parents, he named his parents"
This one got me😅
People seem to forget he also had a serious knee injury but kept trying bicycle kicks, what an absolute unit
With a ball made of legos
Thanks to his confidence mainly but also his integrity and ambition. Age is just a number folks💛
Zlatan don't get nee injury nee get Zlatan injury
Zlatan don't fell pain,the pain feel Zlatan.
This dude deserves his own action flick
*Folks, I did 21 pull-ups on one arm* *Support please*
@@ericmamleevкрасава
@@ericmamleevLETS GO KING!!! 💪💪💪
Impressive
The Next Chuck Norris
When Zlatan was born he congratulated his parents
Хпахаахаа
😂😂😂😂
He said, "you're welcome."
🤓
😂😂😂
Zlatan dosen't need a bodyguard...A bodyguard needs him
Real
Ong 😂😂😂
Yeah tbh completely agreed
Yeah that actually kinda is true
He fr does not have one
When Zlatan goes into the water, the sharks start swimming for their lives.
Epic😂
Noice
Zlatan doesn't call 911 ,911 calls Zlatan for emergencies
Slay
Zlatan calls 911 and he asks them if they are in trouble
Stale
lol hes swedish... only americnts call 911.. in sweden is different number
For your comment I did 700th like🎉🎉
Zlatan is the definition of `age is just a number'.
💀
Unless it can get you trip in prison for up to 10 years😂😂
then where is C Ronaldo ...?
C. Ronaldo left the chat
And prison is just a place
When Zlatan received a jersey from Lebron, he signed it and mailed it back. Legit..
😂😂😂
that’s just being a dickhead 😂 guy played all these years and not 1 ucl final 🤣
Damn
No fr he did that
@@vaibhavdivker1249 yes he did
Superb athlete...he won't end up like a lot of footballers.. he's still as fit as he ever was..
His partner is a lucky woman..💪😎👨👩👦👦💞
Very true there :) facts on facts. I love your comment 💛
You are an absolute legend for say this my friend. You have a great day.
Zlatan Ibrahimovic should be the main character in an action movie
He’s been in a few films technically
Es
@@roy_mezz-awake2470that one netflix movie with monster footballers 💀💀
Bro deserves an Oscar
Zlatham😂
That "lions does not compare themselves to humans" was seriously badass
Yes
That's a stolen lion from the movie toy.
Frr 🔥
Because humans are better than lions dummy
Don't*
Zlatan is that one guy you'd stick with during a zombie apocalypse
fax bro
He prolly won’t let u stick with him if u are weak 😂
Zlatan is a Taekwondo warrior til the end of his life. 💪🏻✊
He also have black belt in judo 🥋 if I’m not mistaken.
When Zlatan puts the USB the wrong way, the USB plug flips itself the Zlatan way.
😂😂😂
Is not like Zlatan has not retired almost a decade ago like some of those players 😂
@@Black-Peteridk if ur joking but he just recently retired.
Haha this is good 😂
that was clever cause of the flip in this vid - nice;
Zlatan doesn’t breathe air. Air breathes Zlatan.
So many Zlatan's
Zlatan doesn't Zlatan, Zlatan Zlatan's
Zlatan does not do exercise the exercise does Zlatan
Zlatan doesn’t need insurance
Insurance needs Zlatan
Not good
Zlatan dont need success....but success needs Zlatan ❤
Get this man in a action movie asap
Yes, but the director has to listen to Zlatan...
He was in one already
Astriex and ostritex
@LittleBeef7which one
@@j-roc6989astriex and obelix
When Graham bell invented the Telephone, he recieved 5 missed calls from Zlatan.
💀
underrated tho
@@drgeorgeincharge actually mentioned several times
But still nee Zlatan facts appear
No missed calls received Zlatan
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Ronaldo and Zlatan is born different ❤
He's a Spartan...❤😎👍
True. What about you and i? Im also a Zeusjupiter lol no lie.
Zlatan be the only 90 year old in the nursery home doing a full workout
Underrated 😂
The phrase “90 year old” is overatted
The fact that he would be in a nursery home means he can't take care of himself. You know that right?
Bro, he'd be 90. That's older than pretty much everyone.
@@phillipians4139 ☠️
Nasri being built like that at that age is nuts. Man was a beast from what i remember.
What happened to him, I remember him from Man City. The guy was pretty lean, good shape
Many stuff can happen arround a person that let you turn into that
He left Arsenal, that happened. He only had a good year with Man City and then he was bashed away.
Im the same age. Not s sports star in any way but even im built a bit better man wtf 😂
He is like that cause he loves partying and eating a bit like r9
When Zlatan reads a book, the book gets knowledge
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lmao 😂
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Comentário subestimado 😂
Златан как виски , с возрастом становиться все крепче.
Thats actually a good description
Are you from Russia
Health is the most important thing, as Mr. Zlatan Ibrahimovic taught us
"Zlatan wears sunglasses to protect sun from his eyes" 💀💀
Target 🎯:-500 likes do it guys
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@@srad8365
When Zlatan was born, he congratulated his parent
Cringiest edit ever, holy shit
I'd very much like to see him be a movie star one day.
He actually played in a movie as a soldier but the movie flopped
@@_ykb_ How is the movie called?
@@joseluisgarcia6814i don’t know if he’s talking about this one but there’s a French movie with a lot of French stars and zlatan plays a soldier. It’s called Astérix and the empire of the middle
@@leodahan8076 thanks
@@leodahan8076 thanks let me check that out 😊
Zlatan doesn't pump up his muscles, it's muscles that pump up Zlatan.
My guy Zlatan the 🦁 41 still got it!! Another player I can see staying in shape after retirement is CR7.
same i wish I can see the both goats fit after their retirement.
I would say lewandowski
@@danielredziniak2996 bro lewangoalski always look the same
zlatan doesn't need bodyguards but bodyguards who need zlatan❤❤
Bro Ronaldo nazario got a diesease cause of which he became obese even without eating much it was also the reason he had to get retired from football
Edit:bro 5k likes that's massive
You can also tell that it's not all normal by the biceps, legs and chest. He looks fit but it's the disease that ended everything.
Ya and that disease was perpetuated by his lack of discipline, partying, and consuming copious amounts of liquor. What do you expect
Not gonna disrespect but that was stomach of alcoholic much i seen on bar 🍻
Oh we didn’t know welp then Ronaldo nazario is excluded
After he became more than 23 years old he had so many injuries he was a great player with talent and skills but with these 2 things you can't easily play Football and he could've ended his disease but the process by which you can end it was banned in Football
Zlatan dont need football ... football need Zlatan
Zlatan is the type of person to use his fist in a gun fight and still win 😂😂😂
@@RuebenDraws552 I wasn’t trying to be funny , I just put the emojis there
@@RuebenDraws552 You must go and consult a psychiatrist then
@Fusion-Editz01 you*
@@RuebenDraws552 You must be a person that understands things very well.
A 41 year old man having as much energy as a teenager 💀
Es su mentalidad el era tan inteligente de joven como la sabiduría de un anciano ahora el tiene la fortaleza física de un joven de 20 es un caso excepciónal, el lo dijo de broma un Benjamin Boutton
You mean a teenager has as much energy as Zlatan
@@harshithhanushka8367bro shut up
@@harshithhanushka8367sii
But if he can display that much effort in football winning trophies😂😂
When Alexander Bell invented the telephone - he already had 3 missed calls from Zlatan
I know it's a joke but Bell didn't invent the telephone.....
Хорошо сказал
@@philippbock3444he did
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 wowwwwwwwwwww yore outstanding can't explain this😂😂😂
Me who thought there was a Jaír but didn’t move it and checked it it was the profile pic and I was right but good try tho
Dam he looks like he never misses a day in training at all. At his physic he still be a beat in football and he will still dominate the field.💪🥶
King never ages ☠️
Just get fat 😂
I agree my friend
@@ZakwanFifa_YT Yes😈
“Lions don’t compare themselves to humans”
-Zlatan
Why are you doing this
If zlatan is the lion ronaldo is the bear
@@ct1216nah, I should say Ronaldo is Cheetah. His speed and jump power is unreasonable.
Last time I check humans dominate this planet while lions are dwindling in population. Humans also put lions in cages and not the other way around. Maybe it's Zlatan's statement of humility 😂
Lions do not compare themselves to humans because they are stupid. Just like Zlatan's understanding of lions. Have a nice day.
Zlatan Stan’s are so annoying, he’s a good played but stop fanboying
Zlatan is still in his prime
Zlatan is so fire with the sword 🔥
I watched an interview with Zlatan, he was asked What are you getting your wife for Valentine’s Day? He replied “She has Zlatan.”
Haha😂
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When Zlatan Ibrahimovic took birth, the Earth itself thanked him that he has chosen Earth only for his birth not other planets.
Sigma
Hahahahhaahhahhaahhaahhaahha 😂😂😂😭🤣Best coment
Ahaahahah what the F* this is absolute WIN.ahhaah😂
@@rizadojefreyedits 😃😃
Not funny
He seriously looks like a lion 🦁..
Woooooh I just saw him and that's looks similar to a lion and zlatan
Lion is looking like a cat here 😂😂😂
@@mushtaqshaikh154you haven't seen Zlatan play
Watch at least ten goals
Sweden or any country won't produce a player like this
@@KygoCalvinHarris-xu4kv my comment is for lion (animal) in the video …. Lion is looking as a cat 🐈 in front of Zaltan….
Nah bro lion looks like Him.😅
Zlatan tidak main main dengan hidup
Di tetap bugar meski sudah berhenti didunia sepak bola itulah king zlatan ibrahimovic "❤❤❤
Bro really compered a lion with humans and he said “lions they don’t compare themselves with humans” 🥶
First time you’ve heard him say that?
@@epicmafia2046 obviously no
@@epicmafia2046 may be you didn't understand what he meant
Fr 💀
@@goat-f1t9z may be it’s your second channel 💀 Fr
To be fair to the others they put in a ton of work in their careers. If they choose to relax and not focus so much on their bodies that's good for them. They deserve it. Zlatan is juat built different. Wired different. Literally.
Zlatan at 98 years old: still looks like 30 y/o
20 💀
Nothing can stop a Viking 🔥
~a vise man~
Zlatan is the kind of man to cancel a doctors appointment because he was sick
No sick feel zlatan
Zlatan doesnt have doctors appointments doctors appointments have Zlatan
Didn't Zlatan Ibrahimovic retired
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Zlatan is not a king, a king is Zlatan
The fire dont burns Zlatan Ibrahimovic, Zlatan Ibrahimovic burns the fire
When Zlatan falls from a height, the earth falls from its position of the universe
Zlatan Ibrahimovic i love you ❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉
"Never let your age get in the way of accomplishing your dreams"
-A wise man
dont tell joe biden that he about kidnapped all the kid
The ZLATAN gets younger every anniversary.
Zlatan doesn't build snowmen. Snow becomes a man when it sees Zlatan
😂😂w comment
Underrated comment blow this up for the dude😂😂
😂
Zlatan Doesn’t win trophy 🏆
Trophy is happy to win Zlatan 🦁
Zlatan is a type of person who would call 911 to ask their emergency
😂😂😂😅😅
911 would call zlatan zlatan wouldnt call 911
This line made for tony Ferguson dont do this 😢
911 call him
Zlatan is a lion and a tiger combined
A liger or a tigon, though? FIY, both "species" exist, but cannot be bread by nature, only in labs, and wouldn't survive in the wild due to their immense size
Dont forget about Sunil Chettri and Christiano Ronaldo. At ther age they are legends never to be forgotten.
With only one remark: who the hell is Sunil Chettri? 😂
My friend zlatan study kunfu, boxing, and all fitness activities so what are you taking about
@@danielp5904 He is widely regarded as one of the greatest Indian footballers of all time
Legend Chhetri helped India win the 2007, 2009, and 2012 Nehru Cup, as well as the 2011, 2015, 2021 and 2023 SAFF Championship. He also led India to victory in the 2008 AFC Challenge Cup, which qualified them to their first AFC Asian Cup in 27 years,[16] scoring twice in the final tournament in 2011.[17] In 2016 Chethri led Bengaluru FC to a silver medal finish in the AFC Cup. Chhetri has also been named AIFF Player of the Year a record seven times in 2007, 2011, 2013, 2014, 2017, 2018-19 and 2021-22.[18][19]
@@monkeydluffy531not to sound rude, but barely anyone knows him outside of india, as he only won domestic titles in a bad league, never qualified for the world cup, never won the asian cup, and played in the asian champions league, not really an accomplishment
@@monkeydluffy531uhh... Sorry to sound rude though, but your man isn't really world class, not to mention his best team he's ever been in was Sporting CP B, not the A team.
A true beast of a man with the skills of a God
Bro needs to be in a spartan movie 💀
FAX
He is in the new "Asterix and Obelix" live action search it
and play the role of the protagonist
He made cameo
Bro really is a spartan him self🗿
Now look at Ze Roberto, former Bayern Munich and Brazil national team player, 49 years with a rock solid 8 pack.
Holy Jesus this guy is insane🤯
Or Seedorf
Same as Cristiano Ronaldo or Clarence Seedorf
Zlatan Ibrahimovic is the definition of discipline.
ronaldo left the chat
No discipline is the definition of Zlatan Ibrahimovic
Ibrahimovic is tha Goat and a lion
Also Ronaldo at 38:- Trying 2 bicycle kick on the field.
G.O.A.T and Lion❤
CR7... GOAT... Hahaha
@@NaDa4swf toxic fan hahaha☕️.
I like Messi and Cr7 both hahaha .
They are GOATS hahaha
Nah man. Zlatan is on another level when it comes to physique
@@1ne670ronaldo having the most perfect physique itw while zlatan having a more visible one and tight looking physique idk man
@@Parv_ i neither disrespect CR7s skills or achievements nor am i a "Messi Fan". CR7 is simply not the GOAT. He was (yes, was, his prime is over) a fantastic player, but Messi is the way more complete player. Btw, Messis prime is over, too.
Zlatan was born with 8-balls. He kept 2 for himself and release other 6. Those 6 balls are now Infinity Stones..!!! 💥💥💥
😂😂😂
Bro doesn't inhale air,
Air enters his lungs itself 👀🗿🥶
Air enters his lungs to give respect 😂
Zlatan is asked by air to enter his lungs
He don't need air air need him
Bros getting way more air than he needs lol
😂😂😂😂
When Zlatan does pull ups, the bar gets tired
Zlatan doesn't needs to be crowned King, King crowns Zlatan
🇧🇷🇧🇷🇧🇷🇧🇷🇧🇷 não estou nem aí como estão o físico dos jogadores depois que pararam de jogar, só sei que o fenômeno foi o fenômeno! E nada vai apagar o passado de lesões e o que ele conseguiu fazer com tudo isso, ele simplesmente foi fenomenal.
Certissimo👍
Tem toda a razão
Roooonaaldo the real one
Ronaldo não é o leão, ele é o domador🥶
True..
Problems don't look for Zlatan, Zlatan looks for problems
?
Where there's Zlatan in the video, everyone's becomes poet in every comment section, Ive seen, praising Zlatan, even If people hates Zlatan for his arrogant nature, they can't disrespect him. His is different from others, unique, special.
"Lions, they don't compare with the humans". -Zlantan Ibrahimovic.
Bro got that genetic lottery.
🇭🇷🇧🇦 blad mix = 🦁
Nothing genetic here, just pure hard work and discipline.
@@Brutallpill.ManOfCulture did you know how tall he is? Do you know how their parents look like? You really think body got no genetic factors at all?
@@perisaizidanehanapi7931fck genetics. Believe in hard work and work hard and see the results for yourself.
@@perisaizidanehanapi7931and you do?
Even after completing football, Zlatan didn't stop training🦁🦁❤
When zlatan buys something from shop.... The shopkeeper pays
Zlatan doesn't need lions,lions need Zlatan
When Zlatan was a kid he build sandcastles. We now know them as pyramids
Bruh😂
When Zlatan wears sunglasses,he does the Sun a favour by not killing it
@@akramjawadi8039 ?
When Zlatan wears sunglasses,he does the Sun a favour by keeping it hotter and warmer
@@harisbinalimca then the earth will not live
The man that sent LeBron James his own jersey with his outograph. Absolute monster. 😊😊😊
What happened is that when he went to La galaxy Lebron sent him a signed jersey but zlatan signed it and sent it back
@@rockinraphyI thought it was a joke
real😂
@@ThePrince-p9blions don't compare themselves with humans
Pepe Zlatan Ronaldo the goats of physicality at old age
When Zlatan wants to live in an apartment, the landlord pays the rent to Zlatan
Arrogant guy
@@markcollinge8541 Zlatan isn't arrogant bro
Underrated
Any man who tries to throw his weight around is insecure
@@markcollinge8541if you reach this level u deserve to have a certain ammount of arrogance lol
Samir Nasri was such an underrated player
Bro he was obese of course people will underate him, he hygiene was a joke for a player at this stage
Hes still underatted
Not really. He was rated just fine. He was never among the very best players in the league, but he was a very talented player and an important part of those Arsenal and Man City teams.
He just didnt master respect
what happend to him , my god .
Zlatan don't need bodyguards, bodyguards need Zlatan💀
When Zlatan was at school, he took a leave for two days straight. Now its known as weekend