CDC Says Masks Are For Cucks | Flagrant 2 with Andrew Schulz and Akaash Singh
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- Опубликовано: 17 май 2021
- Video By - @AlexxMedia
Flagrant 2 is a comedy podcast that delivers unfiltered, unapologetic, and unruly hot takes directly to your dome piece. In an era dictated by political correctness, hosts Andrew Schulz and Akaash Singh, along with AlexxMedia and Mark Gagnon, could care less about sensitivities. If it’s funny and flagrant it flies. If you are sensitive this podcast is not for you. But if you miss the days of comedians actually being funny instead of preaching to a quire then welcome to The Flagrancy.
#Flagrant2 #AndrewSchulz #AkaashSingh #AlexxMedia
New York native and internationally touring stand-up, Andrew Schulz is known for his hilarious and unsafe comedy. He has starred in the sitcom BENDERS (now available on Netflix), can be seen in Amazon’s SNEAKY PETE, HBO’s CRASHING, and on MTV including GUY CODE and GIRL CODE.
In the podcast realm, Schulz can be heard on the wildly popular THE BRILLIANT IDIOTS - co-hosted by nationally syndicated radio and television personality Charlamagne tha God - the hilarious sports commentary podcast FLAGRANT 2, and the film and TV analysis podcast WESTERBROS. He has made major appearances on The Joe Rogan Experience, Bert Kreischer’s BERTCAST, Joey “coco” Diaz The Chuch of What’s Happening Now, and Theo Von’s This Past Weekend. He has even done solo interviews with the likes of Lil Duval and many others.
Andrew’s online presence has touched hundreds of millions of people across the globe and his unconventionally funny approach to the comedy world has launched him into stardome. His shows Dropping In and Inside Jokes will rack of hundreds of thousands of views weekly. Nothing is off limits for Schulz, from sex to race, and even the occasional audience heckler roast, Andrew is hungry to be the best. He can be seen in New York City performing regularly at New York Comedy Club and the Comedy Cellar. 
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Akaash been dressing like the first day of high school ever since they been in Miami 😂
Ever since they ripped him for having 2 outfits
🤣🤣🤣🤣
his rotation is impeccable
...aaaand I'm loving it.
This observation is fire.
more cuts while talking about cousins than all other eps combined
Trying to not get cancelled by the cousins in power lmao
They don’t wana offend cousins bruh
All those cuts were like daggers to my heart, i hate it when they get wild on the free eps(stein didnt kill himself) and they have to do that, long live patreon
@@viktoriqn forreal
RUclips about to unleash the super cousins
“They call out the order, and then they do a backflip in the middle of Starbucks” 😭😭😭 I am fucking crying
The way Shultz dropped that line so casually I was rolling on the floor! Was in tears 🤣🤣🤣
I was literally crying 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Al’s reaction was gold.
Got me so bad
I don’t get this!
As much as I love the podcast, the Israel-Palestine discussion was so biased. nothing about IDF storming palestinian houses in the middle of night and randomally arresting kids as a showcase of power, nothing about medics and journalists targeted by snipers during protests, nothing about the fact that no one is allowed in or out of Gaza or the fact that Palestinians don't have passports, what equality are we talking about? nothing about what Israeli kids are tought in schools about Arabs from a very young age,all u hear is "hamas hamas hamas" lol. just search on youtube "Israeli soldiers storm palestinian House" the things you'll see are shocking. life is not normal there, one side is way more powerful than the other and, one side is losing way more lives than the other, and you can't claim a land at any cost just because your god told you it belongs to you, period.
This. His explanation of the conflict probably came from a previous nights discussion with Dov.
I'm listening at work and hiding my earbuds but that backflip joke at Starbucks almost got me fired 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
tell your workforce to quit bein uptight
Dude I almost chocked on my food wtf 😆 😆
It was a very nice joke. I was jogging and laughed out so loud, that I had to check myself such that I don't look crazy on the street
I had to clip that shit instantly
@@avpk729 the only thing sketchier than laughing out loud in the age of ear buds is quickly looking around to see if anyone heard you and thinks you're crazy 😉 I just assume anyone talking or laughing to themselves is on a device, so it's when they start acting conspicuous that I start wondering about them 😂
“I thought they were cousins” 😂😂😂
I couldn’t breathe when he told the story about the kid running through desks 😂😂😂😂
20:33 - They just put a helmet on a kid and sat him in advance algebra 😭😭😭😭
RUclips is gonna have field day with the first 20 minutes💀
They need the nice boy clock 😂
You tube needs to fall back. This is one of the only podcasts with some of the only comedians that are not politically correct and are not worried about who they offend. I'm grateful to still have a show with comedians that still speak openly and candid about things and don't give a shit what others think about it. They are just joking this is what comedy is and what it was meant to be.
@@eyelovekicks along with the chomos at YMH
@@eyelovekicks let them do what they want, the flagrant patron loves it lmao
@@Shadowserpant00 aren’t the Patreon videos hosted on RUclips still?
Andrew *puts on Alexx glasses*: I'M NOT ATTRACTED TO BLACK WOMEN NO MORE!"
killed me dead💀
Edit: appreciate all the likes ladies, gentlemen and cousins but now that I have the platform - all I ask is that Andrew please come down to Cape Town and perform 🙏🙏
Killed you dead??
@@NavjotSingh-lz5do dedd😂🤣
FOR GOOD!!
"You take my water, burn my olive trees, destroy my house, take my job, steal my land, imprison my father, kill my mother, bombard my country, starve us all, humiliate us all but I am to blame: I shot a rocket back," NOAM CHOMSKY
Yo I'm from cpt too hahaha
This episode has more cuts than an 8th grade girl
Jezzzzz
😭😂😂😂😂☠️
Timmy ain't playing today.
"Authentic" podcsst, real ass dudes
Prolly cause it’s RUclips and they made some jokes tht were risky
I am a Chaldean Iraqi. Was born in Jordan in 1999, went back to Iraq until 2001, fled back to Jordan just before the war, lived in Jordan for 10 years until 2012 when my asylum application was accepted by the USA and i came here. During the 10 years i lived in Jordan, many of my friends and most of the people i knew were refugees from Palestine, Iraq and Syria. I barely knew any Jordanian people. There were millions of us, millions of Palestinian and Iraqi refugees all over. Now I am here in the US, and im glad to call it home, i have alot of nationalism and patriotism towards this country because it gave me a life and an opportunity for a successful future, i can say that my ideologies are mostly conservative so i side with the republicans most of the time except for a few issues. However, my point is that the Palestinian people are oppressed people, just like the Iraqi people, they have been oppressed for a long time, and to dissolve Israel from responsibility for that would be dishonest. After the jewish people were oppressed back during WW2 they were finally given a break, my question is when will these oppressed middle eastern people who have been riddled with war since the 90s be given a break. And what choice does Palestine have other than Hamas? They have no military, no police, no weapons and no firepower, when you are down that bad, anything is a lifeline and yes the “terrorist” organization must be the way they are to even compete in the ridiculous battle with Israel, its nearly impossible, Israel is probably the strongest country in the middle east and the most advanced military wise, how can anyone compete. I say to Israel and the jewish people, get the fuck out of Palestine, leave them the fuck alone, what you have is enough, and remember your past, because you are turning into your greatest enemy historically, the nazis, the way you evict people from their homes, regardless of the reason, it gives me the same vibe. Just stop.
The autism section has to be a standup bit. That was comedic gold, I haven’t laughed that hard in so long.
explain to me the 'be quiet' joke broo
I had to pull over no cap
Fucking wild 😂😂😂
@@waelamri7196 "what part of _____ don't you understand" is something you say, when you tell someone something and they don't understand or they don't do what they're told. And the person actually gave a response to a rhetorical question
So fucking true
kinda disagree that U.S wont support if there is no democracy in Israel. Dont you think U.S likes to have that strategic location in the middleast.
us is buddy buddy with saudi arabia
Outside of Israel, we have Saudi Arabia, UAE, and Bahrain (just to name a few).
P.S.- Our base in Bahrain holds our largest drone fleet
The US literally just blocked UN from peace negotiations
Israelis are the Chosen people of GOD
@@nicholasunderwood1032 God isn't really you ape
My man off screen is fumbling like shulz trying to hoop
"Aight, one more then we gunna get outta here"
>1:05:58 left in the video
Dis gon be good
“Cousins”😂 love that non offensive term!
I'd love to see Joey Diaz on this when they're back in New York
T R E M E N D O U S
But Joey in California...
@@Cloutian516 Joey is now I jersey..
Joey is moving to Austin to be a local headliner in comedy. He's no longer interested in the hard-core touring.... his health and age as well as his daughters upbringing.
So look for him by late summer in Austin
@@Cloutian516 Rogan bought him a house in Austin
Dov really out here talking about the Isr*eli army showing "restraint" 😭
His shit pissed me off he acted like whatever bull shit he spewed was matter of fact it was fucking pathetic
@@Matt-cl7ee his response to any argument is HAMAS
21:05 I’ve never seen Alex laugh that hard hahah even caught Andrew off guard a little
Alexx has the Adam sandler uncut gem glasses
Chrissy Teigen being a terrible person while becoming super successful is Hollywood for ya 😐
What are you referring to? I just need some clarity, sorry
never mind, you talkin bout Chrissy Teigan; me being a Chris Distefano fan - I thought maybe Chrissy D did something 💀
@@StoicDivinity s’all good I edited my original comment so it’s clear lmao
Is she successful in Hollywood though? Isn't she a retired model or something?
I think the "Cousins" thing will catch on 😂
I’m in tears with the backflip definitely needed that laugh 😂
Man the Starbucks backflip spectrum joke had me on the floor! That was hilarious. Ugh man my stomach hurts
Tears in my eyes man
facts! 💀 🤣
Where is it ? Time stamp ?
@@Osmanbhutta00 20:00ish
I hope someone from the crew sees this, but I had the same problem as Andrew, same symptoms he might have Keratoconus, which is incurable, the only thing you can do is stop it getting worse using a mild proceedure called cross-linking, but if he doesn't catch it early it'll carry on getting worse. For me it came on all of a sudden almost. Had normal vision all my life then suddenly one year it started getting worse and worse, they said if I didn't catch it, I would've lost my vision eventually.
Sounds awful bro. Look after your eyes kids.
@Joel lol
Bump
Yeah that was seriously concerning. Go see they eye doctor Andrew!
It actually sounds more like astigmatism. Much more common and already fits his description perfectly
"Tha beeeee" 🤣🤣🤣 bruh me and my daughter died laughing the first time we heard that shit on Patreon!
No Dov, not most criticism of Israel’s actions comes from antisemitism. It’s weird that no one challenged him on that. That’s very “all feelings, no facts”
Not to mention, they skipped some very important details. During Ramadan, blockades were being put up in East Jerusalem. The potential evictions led to protests and riots. The Israeli police used tear gas, stun grenades and metal bullets coated with rubber on worshippers and injured over 700 people on holy land. ATTACKING UNARMED CIVILIANS ON HOLY LAND IS A WAR CRIME. This is what led to Hamas retaliation.
@@lyricalmind3567 That is Jewish land. The Muslims were allowed to live there now they want to settle it. The Muslim world lost the 1967 war to Israel... Israel will settle the land they won, just like any civilization in human history
@@cooldudecs so you would be ok if iran invaded israel and kicked out the majoirty of the jews and left a few in a 1km area and bombed them. you would be ok with that? if not then youre a hypocrite
@@cooldudecs this is not jewish land, just because your book said so hundreds of thousands of years ago doesn’t change the reality that it was only in the recent decades that the Jews came to “reclaim” it. Give us a break
@@liverpoollfc1247 looks like someone forgot what happened last time Jordon Egypt Syria and Iran tried to do it and how generous one country was to return back the Saini peninsula back to another country
Literally didn’t even notice Rory and mal’s response pod was at Alex’s studio!!
It looked familiar, good colors and lighting.
Time stamp
There was some shit in between them that had the wtf media logo on it
@@MyChannel-ul3tm it's the same back drop they use for Kaz's pod
Same background as brilliant....them bums should of did what alexx did that’s a 3rd gen hustle and Rory had the nerve to say he was a better white host then Shultz 💀
🗣After 6pm Eastcoast time
Schultz turns back into G-EazY”
The Starbucks/autism joke made me laugh to the point where I couldn’t stand up! Good one
Yo, the edits, starting off with the laughs, gets me in the right mind set. Love it. AlexxMedia big inspiration, Flagrant 2 crushing it out here ✊🏼
All the dislikes are from Sneako
I don’t blame him for getting mad about $50 per clip, he deserves more than that
@@nero9985 50 for 100 clips is $5000. Im pretty sure thats too low for people to live off of. So I understand, I just think its funny.
No one deserves shit, 50 dollars is half a days work.
He gets what andrew pays or he can fuck off.
@@hehehehehehehehehehe2881 typa clips andrew wants dont even take more than an hour to make. basically $50 an hour
@@nero9985 he's too myopic. It's never about the money, it's about establishing a network and making new connections. $50 per clip isn't the best, but y'all act like Andrew don't take care of his people; not too mention it was a gig, not a career - you should always have more than one hustle going on. Tf?
Man it’s feels like I been waiting for a new episode for years
19:50 LMAOOOOO if they didn’t have the lights off in almost every comedy store that kid could’ve became a comedian!! that “the B” joke was 🔥🔥🔥🔥😂😂😂😂
Man that Dove guy or whatever his name is could've just kept quiet about the Israel stuff. He should've given the full history of Israel because his perspective is so skewed and bias.
Apparently Israeli education is extremely biased and thrives on brainwashing the kids into downright believing that Palestinians are a lower breed. It's very sad for a grown man to blindly have the same views still
ruclips.net/video/KdGT_a3wgeM/видео.html
He is ignoring the history, facts and current events. Like he never mentioned the targeting of residential buildings or the media building in Gaza by the IDF without Isra*l giving any evidence that there are Hamas cells operating from there!!!
apnews.com/article/middle-east-israel-business-israel-palestinian-conflict-government-and-politics-abd641af1607fbae7f49e1cce7dbc49e
"Secretary of State Antony Blinken said Monday he hasn’t yet seen any evidence supporting Israel’s claim that Hamas operated in a Gaza building housing The Associated Press and other media outlets that was destroyed by an Israeli airstrike. Blinken said he has pressed Israel for justification."
He's a total joke and Andrew is pathetic for parroting it. Anything goes when it's every other country, but Israel cannot even be called out for war crimes and the slaughter of defenceless civilians.
@@youtopia2621 that's both sides of that conflict though
remember that episode where andrew couldn't keep the mask from sliding down his face cos of his nose
Lol we got some big noses
@@Zb_Calisthenic wouldn’t that keep the mask up? Lol
@@kaws3076 lol nope. Gotta readjust pretty often.
@@kaws3076 I have pretty much the same nose as Schulz and no, it doesnt lol
Because*
Mark sitting in the corner the whole Chrissy part like "this might be a bad time to ask...but WHAT is consent"
Haha..Mark is a definitely a suspect 😂
Oh man that back flip got me.
Funny funny funny!
I got my reminder set for Friday at 9:50... I’ll be waiting to get those tickets boys. See you in philly
Mark lowkey the funniest one
He is a co-writer on everything with Andrew! Dude has talent
He has the best one liners
I love how dry he is sometimes lol
You guys should add some time stamps to these full podcasts. Would come in clutch when i dont have time to listen to then full 2 hours.
You should sub to the clips channel too if you're already not. It might be better for you
@@jamesonjunky I am subbed but they dont split the whole podcast into clips. No clips today about the mask stuff or about the israel palestine talk.
They usually do.
Today was weird that they didnt.
I went straight to the description to check for it.
"Saw a witch doctor"! 🤣😂🤣 Mark!
Starbucks backflip line had me crying
When was that?
@@prag3037 @20:55
@@chipchasertv ayyy thanks
"It was like a game, he'd just run through the desks..."
Mark: Grand Theft Auto
My brain: Grand Theft Autist
nice
I thought he said "Grand Desk Auto" 😭😭😭
@@theiggod6921 he probably did and that now makes it a thousand times better lmao
babe wake up. its flagrant tuesday
“in the dark he would run” would actually be a pretty dope song title lol
I zoned out and heard him say that out of context and got motivated for a sec lol
Akaash is the goat at getting back on topic
Andrew has to go to a tailor to get his mask. That beak fit is custom!
Best comment!!!!
Has toorder jt online like obese people do with clothes
glad y’all got back to just y’all ..talking the real life & topical challenges. No guests needed with this synergy
Yea guest episodes kinda trash
And no damn sports
Its not fair to have Dove spew his totally biased view without having someone to provide and educated view of the other side. I was kinda disappointed in that aspect
True
Israelis are the Chosen people of GOD
@@nicholasunderwood1032 Lol okay dude
@@nicholasunderwood1032 racist
Cousins lol. I'm dead over here holy shit
Who got the joe budden timestamps
I was just looking for it too lol
@@SaraCharismata same
Y’all some wild boys! And I’m not even a quarter way in.
From the jump I’ve been laughing this episode 😂
Cmon Dove, this Palestine/Israel topic was all feelings no facts huh.
👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼
They skipped some very important details to the events. The potential evictions led to Palestinians protests and riots. The Israeli police used tear gas, stun grenades and metal bullets coated with rubber on worshippers and injured over 700 people on holy land. Attacking unarmed civilians on holy land is a war crime. This is what led to Hamas retaliation.
There is only one fact as far as this subject goes. Israelis are the Chosen people of GOD
Please keep the timestamps. It helps a lot.
Fr. It really helps when you want to listen to your favorite part of the episode again
Can't wait to see Andrew and gang play "Bi*ches in the Waldorf" in the tour
Bout to be up INSIDE that tour
What about open er up
Funny how the Truffle with all of his Israel knowledge didnt mention how the State practices a modern form of segregation and aparthied against Palestinians
And they mentioned the hamas rockets several times but never mentioned the kids and people dying in Gaza.... It's so frustrating!
How many Jews live in Gaza? How many Jews live in the Muslim world in general?
@@arimoff Google it
@@usmanmiah1460 you google it and look at the numbers before opening your dirty mouth. Compare how many Jews live in Muslim countries before you accuse anyone of apartheid. The real apartheid is in the muslim world.
Jews are free to live under muslims idk what your even tryna say. How many jews live in the world? 16 million? That means that it makes sense that there is not a lot of jews in most countries. Didnt you hear the guy in this video say his father is a Jewish Moroccan and his father loves the king? Does that sound like someone who is oppressed by muslims to love a muslim king?
Schulz: 1 more and wer'e done.
Schulz: Continues to pod for 1hr more THAAH
So the Rory and Mal thing was at WTF studios eh? Thought so.
when he said he coming to Houston I GOT SOOOO HYPED!!! . Best believe im taking my self and the homies there!!
Just don't sit in the front row... Unless you wanna make some life long memories!
Fr front row scary when Schultz is in the building 😂😂
The first 20 minutes were comedy GOLD!! 😂
Cousins!!! Always thought they all looked related😂😂🤣🤣😂😂
Bruh the title alone is instaban material 😂
The backflip joke was too good 😂😂😂
🤣🤣🤣🤣
Such a biased discussion. respect akaash for making an attempt to speak the truth.
HA.... GAAAAY
@@justinsmith4157 you good bro?
Only time will tell. Less than 50% of Americans are vaccinated so.... Time will tell what happens.
"Ohoho, we ARE gonna watch a movie!"
I really look forward to tuesdays and fridays because of y’all
amen
Hats off for thoroughly covering one of the worlds most complex problems, currently and throughout history.
probably my fave podcast in a minute , been on repeat
Dove lost me when he said the Israeli government is using as much restraint as possible. Let's not forget that this situation escalated when the Israeli police started using brutal force against peaceful protestors. There's actual footage of them shooting smoke grenades and flashbangs at Muslims literally just praying in congregation. To pretend like there hasn't been an unjustified use of force against peaceful protestors is willful ignorance. And when you see that you start to view Hamas and Isreali government in the same way. And that's where it's messed up. Hamas is a terrorist organization but you expect a government to treat all it's people in the same way and not be this biased against a particular group.
I gotta stop listening to this at the gym. Looking crazy af with that backflip joke
Same. Was laughing too hard and couldn't do my last rep.
When you steal land you can't then get mad how people react.
Exactly!!!!!!!!!
Simple
@@donventura2116 They already had no rights, its basically an apartheid country.
Akaash saying “bunkers” is so funny to me
I know those blue walls anywhere lmfao Rory and Mal definitely shot there 😂
Explaining the beef between Palestine with NY slang is hilarious and greatly appreciated
“How you get a time machine but not fix your eyes?” 🤣🤣
Eyeeeees
That backflip line killed me🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
😂😂😂😭😭😭 I'm crying over here.. cousin!!!
Akash and dov got into it and thats why they had to take a break.
Lmao blindness is gods way of giving us auto snap chat filters
The backflip line made me crease lmfao
LMFAOOOOO “the B”
Posted 40 seconds ago, always need my dose of flagrancy before I head to work
Praying for you
I miss the time stamps, I also miss Andrew’s AIME shirt,
great show taking on big boy themes and controversial subjects gj crew. really enjoyed the discussion.
He got mild indicator of asburgers and just went all in huh🤣🤣🤣
1:56:30 "theyre fighting puerto rico too?" im dead
Feel like Mark's quips are often underappreciated!
@@tumelo4526 100% true. That guy is quick and hilarious
🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂
@@sanjeevkumarsingh7340 Big true! I would love to see his crowd work!
THEY CALL OUT THE ORDERS AND DO BACKFLIPS OMG I HAVENT LAUGHED THIS HARD IN A MINUTE JESUS YALL ARE CRAZY LMFAOOOOOOOOOO
Would love to hear the unedited conversation. This shits a riot.
DEEP SOCKETS!!!😂😂😂🔥
Great name for a band
Andrew is still smiling through the pain of being dismissed by Dave
Dove has me feeling real nauseous over here. 🤢
Are you going to throw up a giant Nazi flag?
@@raprometheus3051 🤣🤣🤣 Absolutely not. Are you gonna get a tattoo of Netanyahu on your chest?
@@zackfranklin6912 Sure. Why not? 🖕🇮🇱🇮🇱🇮🇱🇮🇱🇮🇱🇮🇱🇮🇱🇮🇱🇮🇱🇮🇱🇮🇱🇮🇱🇮🇱🇮🇱🇮🇱🇮🇱🇮🇱🇮🇱🇮🇱🇮🇱🇮🇱🇮🇱🇮🇱🇮🇱🇮🇱
Yo them first 20mins is tuff 🤣🤣
"What part of be quiet do you not understand", "The be part" 😂😂😂
I'll give Akaash $100 to firmly disagree with Andrew on any point...
It's a comedy podcast not a debate. They just try to be as stupid as they can be to make people laugh. There is no need to be disagreeing with anyone.
Watch India vs Scotland debate!
@@sanjeevkumarsingh7340 part of the comedy is supposed to come from contrasting ideas or points. If everything Akaash says is just supporting Andrew or forced laughter... Is it that funny?
Awww youre dumb Thomas.
And gay
@@hehehehehehehehehehe2881 what's wrong with being gay?
That cousin shit should be in ur next special, shit had me screaming
I just started work on my thesis but this video title got me straight in
So sad for Akaash that the audio glitches and they cut him out when he anounces his shows at 28:45 hahaha