Is Paul from Paul and Morgan a witch???

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Комментарии • 243

  • @ZelphOntheShelf
    @ZelphOntheShelf  Год назад +34

    Apologies for the slightly worse sound in this one, we had some technical difficulties! Support the channel so we can upgrade our equipment 😅 www.patreon.com/zelphontheshelf

  • @Moundfreek
    @Moundfreek Год назад +168

    Paul needs a hobby. A craft. A witch-craft.

    • @tiana5395
      @tiana5395 Год назад +3

      Ooo, well said! 👍

    • @Saerise
      @Saerise Год назад +5

      Besides being offended by fine ass women at the gym because they make his wife jealous when he stares.

    • @Youtubehater17
      @Youtubehater17 Месяц назад

      Paul needs a life. And a brain😒

  • @be.A.b
    @be.A.b Год назад +128

    Congratulations Taylor! Being so powerful that a man speculates if you’re a witch, is literally the patriarchies greatest compliment 🎉

  • @weezieyo
    @weezieyo Год назад +96

    Oh dear Maude, the snake thing. My old cane, (like, medical device cane), was shaped like a snake. (Carved for me by an 86yo blind lesbian, btw.) I was using it at a funeral in a Southern Baptist church when a man comes at me all hepped-up and says, “How dare you bring a symbol of evil into the house of god?! Are you a daughter of Lucifer?!”, and a bunch of other bs.
    I responded pretty much the way Tanner did. I said, “I thought y’all believe that god created everything. Does that not include snakes?” He just sputtered and stomped off. Really putting the fun in funeral, that guy.

    • @targaghjj
      @targaghjj Год назад

      What an idiot. God told Moses to make a bronze snake and hold it up in the desert to cure snake bites.

    • @mielimedina3146
      @mielimedina3146 Год назад +3

      😂 fun in funeral! Love it.

    • @_june_lost
      @_june_lost Год назад +8

      That cane sounds awesome tho

    • @weezieyo
      @weezieyo Год назад +6

      @@_june_lost It totally is! It has one blue gem and one green gem for eyes.

  • @kayw4bros
    @kayw4bros Год назад +86

    I seriously love Tanner’s hair!! You go!

  • @starsINSPACE
    @starsINSPACE Год назад +68

    So many things use witches as a cool aesthetic. It is about vibes. If witchcraft aesthetics make you think witches are real and out to get you then I guess the existence of cyberpunk aesthetics means we truly live in the Matrix and need to get out? 😂

  • @bleronk6840
    @bleronk6840 Год назад +50

    Taylor Swift should actually do like traditional european witchcraft on stage one day that would go so hard

  • @hannahblakeney
    @hannahblakeney Год назад +90

    I love that Paul's "research" is other biased videos that have zero science or credible sources. Very much on brand.

  • @thatgirlconnor
    @thatgirlconnor Год назад +50

    A couple thoughts: the type of evangelical Paul is, the heavy belief od spirits and attention of the devil being existing on earth and this belief in discernment was something looked down upon by my church growing up (for better or worse) This heavy mysticism was something that was insulting to god- not that it’s true but it’s so funny to me that he so much closer to being what my church would’ve thought was “witchy” and getting lost in the path
    How can Paul be sure he’s research wasn’t a foothold for the devil? Did he submit a note or something

  • @suziepeluso6067
    @suziepeluso6067 Год назад +44

    I love (hate) how he bosses morgan around to put the cat behind him 😭😭😭

  • @hollydawn07
    @hollydawn07 Год назад +35

    Something I’ve realized after being removed from an evangelical church for 20+ years is the lengths they go to to make sure that you don’t allow yourself to derive joy from anything that isn’t church. You aren’t allowed those “religious experiences“ anywhere but church and they make sure that if you DO somehow feel any feelings from something else then you feel so much guilt and fear, that those experiences are ruined for you, because you associate those experiences with guilt and fear. You feel evil for enjoying something, and then you have to turn even more towards religion because now you’ve been tempted and it’s a problem for you forever. You’re not supposed to feel joy from other things because you can only be fulfilled by gods love. Getting out from under that fear and allowing myself to have those religious type experiences have been so healing.

    • @FabricofTime
      @FabricofTime Год назад +5

      These feelings are all really, really familiar. Damn. I remember my dad particularly expressing concern whenever I seemed to be enjoying something too much, lest it become an "idol". Like I was allowed to have fleeting feelings of enjoyment, but if you really got into something and committed to it, there was always this fear that he would take it away/forbid it because I seemed to be enjoying it more than the Bible or church. Come to think of it, that's probably partly why I tend to be very low-key about my interests; I don't want someone to think I'm too "into" something and try to take it away from me.

  • @takke9830
    @takke9830 Год назад +38

    As a practicing witch it‘s always been so funny to me how guys like him can get the thing so wrong as he tries to demonize it. I mean you‘d assume for him to at least get the basics right if he wanted to be taken seriously but all this blatant made up stuff about witches like satan worship and inducing amnesia wich i legit never heard of any actual witch voice as any goal let alone there being a spell or ritual for that is so funny in a weird way. Like, if you wanna fearmonger at least get your facts straight. Otherwise ppl will just see you as a clown.

    • @ancientflames
      @ancientflames Год назад

      Are you more like a hobby witch or real deal? Cus if you wanna see real witchcraft come to rural south east Asia haha

    • @4niasomnia573
      @4niasomnia573 Год назад +1

      You’d also think he’d pick other artists who give off way more witchy vibes than Taylor. Like Florence + The Machine, Hozier… (I love listening to both and they help me get into the mindset for my practices 🤷‍♀️, particularly the Lungs album). Instead he picks on an extremely successful woman in an attempt to chase clout. Picking one of the most successful female artists currently was almost certainly a calculated move.

    • @hanatemonstas4485
      @hanatemonstas4485 Год назад +1

      @@4niasomnia573Its the same guy that contests women if they have a different calling outside of serving a man and children (but never the other way). As Sam and Tanner said, he’s probably pissy so many people including Christian girls look up and are inspired by a successful unmarried woman in her 30s, and not “inspired” to settle down and have kids. So he has to drag her else how.

  • @Milerzz
    @Milerzz Год назад +25

    As a practicing witch, Tanner’s little rambles about magick are soooo good. A++ stay spooky babes

  • @PillboxBollocks
    @PillboxBollocks Год назад +27

    Paul makes me sad. You two make me smile so much my face hurts. Tanner, your laugh is infectious. Keep fighting the good fight, guys.

  • @weezieyo
    @weezieyo Год назад +14

    I feel a pressing need to make sure you understand that Footloose took place in the 80s, not the 50s. heh
    Also, I’m proud to be a member of your Patreon coven. Team Witch, baybees!

  • @ForestRain44
    @ForestRain44 Год назад +20

    This idea that the biggest pop star is satanic is such an old theme. They used to say the same things about David Bowie, Madonna, The Rolling Stones, The Doors, etc.

    • @Youtubehater17
      @Youtubehater17 Месяц назад

      Gods!! What would they regard Rotting Christ as? Or Burzum😂. Or Lorna Shore.

  • @rileylynn5815
    @rileylynn5815 Год назад +18

    When Paul said, “Let’s not go over the top, overboard, crazy” I DIED 💀

  • @trailersparks
    @trailersparks Год назад +13

    Intro Tanner was very much giving Tears for Fears

  • @Billie12208
    @Billie12208 Год назад +33

    A conversation about churches focusing too much on missionary work rather than feeding the hungry, clothing the naked, etc. (what Jesus ACTUALLY said to do!) led to my dad earnestly defending the Spanish Inquisition by saying that “they finally realized that the next life was more important than this one”

    • @Billie12208
      @Billie12208 Год назад +7

      thank god my nervous system is a little more regulated than high school/early college bc that would have sent me SPIRALING

    • @FabricofTime
      @FabricofTime Год назад +7

      I said something about that on FB recently and my elderly aunt got rather offended, said that the church isn't about helping people materially (just sayin' the quiet part out loud, I guess) and protested that her church is GROWING thankyouverymuch. I gave her a list of scriptures about caring for the poor and left it at that. She complimented my latest knitting project a few days later so it seems she's over it.

  • @mullimar000
    @mullimar000 Год назад +7

    It’s so funny that Paul talks with the same cadence as a pastor. His emphasis on certain words and inserting pauses won’t make him more interesting tho😢

  • @fralanasko2900
    @fralanasko2900 Год назад +8

    Karma's a relaxing thought, Paul's just envious that for him it's not.

  • @zemorph42
    @zemorph42 Год назад +12

    I'm kinda nervous that someone in Paul's church or community is going to find this and take it way too seriously, to the point that they unironically accuse him, or someone, of being a witch.

    • @vegselene
      @vegselene Год назад +2

      That actually makes me so curious to know how their RUclips career is viewed by the families and other people in their congregation/community. Like do people see them as missionaries, or is it sort of brushed under the rug and waved away? Some of their videos are so mortifying, why would you ever want to entire community to know that you hate having sex with each other?? And what’s the in-group reaction to that?!?

    • @FabricofTime
      @FabricofTime Год назад +4

      I could share many stories, but oversharing is such a problem in evangelical churches. They tend to encourage a really poor sense of boundaries and appropriate levels of sharing (I think a large part of that is the idea that the church is your "family" even though most people in a church will tend to be polite acquaintances at most, and part of that is that by design you're not supposed to have much that is exclusively private--I STRUGGLED to maintain privacy around my dating life even though it was literally nobody's business; plus dating took time away from serving at church, which is a whole other rant), so people feel like they can share almost any struggle with almost anyone, and they often get a lot of affirmation from it. That's not to say it doesn't make anyone uncomfortable; it definitely does, but you have to have enough nerve to be the one who finally speaks up and tells the person that you really don't want to hear about their sex problems every time you attend a Bible study.

  • @targaghjj
    @targaghjj Год назад +5

    You know how you can tell someone is a witch? They say they are a witch.

  • @taylorslade961
    @taylorslade961 Год назад +5

    As a practicing witch, I welcome Taylor to the fold.

  • @Dahlily
    @Dahlily Год назад +11

    Paul really went there. 😂
    He went there, stayed too long, and is now totally lost.
    This was hilarious.

    • @violetfoxx3548
      @violetfoxx3548 Год назад +2

      This perfectly describes literally all of Paul's content

  • @Savannah-
    @Savannah- Год назад +11

    Oh man, this one brought me straight back to childhood. I wish I could show other people the mental image I have of my moms judging looks and the tone she took when she found you watching something she deemed possibly satanic. Usually for just being "dark" or having some reference to the devil or darkness as a metaphor. The way I'd have to scramble to defend myself and feel so much shame for not being a good christian while I got another lecture about how "watching that stuff too much can let him in".
    I got a whole concered lecture about how I wore a lot of black and she just wanted to "make sure" I wasn't letting bad stuff in and I wasnt into anything weird. And my mom genuinely wasnt even on the extreme side of this.

  • @Skyefaux
    @Skyefaux Год назад +8

    y'all are gorgeous, I have gender envy for both of you

  • @joshuagies4900
    @joshuagies4900 Год назад +9

    I haven't watched a lot of Paul and Morgan. That said, this is one of the most ridiculous videos of theirs I have seen.
    Also, loved "witches all the way down" from Tanner 😂

  • @betholson2199
    @betholson2199 Год назад +5

    Trench coat and hair gives Kiefer Sutherland in Lost Boys vibes.

  • @catherinewill5771
    @catherinewill5771 Год назад +10

    This reminds me of my fundie church in the 90's that told us kids that Amy Grant was satanic 😅 I'd love a Paul reaction to the Ghost show I just went to.

    • @Youtubehater17
      @Youtubehater17 Месяц назад

      Yeah. They'd love Maria Brink!! Or even Kate Bush😂

  • @jeaniebottle6758
    @jeaniebottle6758 Год назад +16

    Bless you both.
    Could someone be a witch. Yes anyone can be a witch.
    Good witches have love & life in their hearts or soul.
    Bad witches have hate in their heart, brain or soul.

    • @Youtubehater17
      @Youtubehater17 Месяц назад +1

      "Bad witches" sound a lot like fundy jeezuzists. Westboro coven??😅

    • @jeaniebottle6758
      @jeaniebottle6758 Месяц назад +1

      @@RUclipshater17 yes indeed.!

  • @sydvvt
    @sydvvt Год назад +8

    Tanner, I absolutely love your intelligence and how well-read you are. I feel so validated in my nerdiness and insatiable thirst to know things. It's very refreshing.

  • @pennamealias
    @pennamealias Год назад +4

    Paul and Morgan are literally the worst

  • @Romanticoutlaw
    @Romanticoutlaw Год назад +7

    well, does he float?

    • @ginginami
      @ginginami Год назад +3

      He turned me into a newt 🤨

    • @emilyrln
      @emilyrln Год назад

      We need to build a giant set of balancing scales and catch a duck 😂

  • @reesah.3020
    @reesah.3020 Год назад +6

    You really have to appreciate Paul going out on a limb to protect us all from the Coven of Taylor. His desperation to interact with popular culture clashing with his self-imposed ban on everything fun is very 14 year-old Scene Kid telling you why every band sucks. You almost have to feel bad for the guy. Except it's Paul, so not actually.

  • @Toothnut_Hamsterfolder
    @Toothnut_Hamsterfolder Год назад +8

    Great video, many laughs... You both are great. Love all the work you guys are doing. Please keep it up!
    Tanner, your hair just gets better and better!

  • @pilgrimspromise1132
    @pilgrimspromise1132 Год назад +5

    Tanner just casually asserting that witches riding brooms has a sexual connotation or that spelling art and grammar all have magical Roots is blowing my mind right now. I want to do a deep dive on this but have no idea where to begin

    • @ZelphOntheShelf
      @ZelphOntheShelf  Год назад

      this isn’t all inclusive but might be a good place to start!
      ruclips.net/video/oLIcFC7yr24/видео.htmlsi=_OVQdu6rbh2zGi5o

  • @JordanandMcKay
    @JordanandMcKay Год назад +1

    I will take any explanation for his wild af behavior at this point lmao!

  • @TamedWildFierceRainbow
    @TamedWildFierceRainbow Год назад +4

    As a magic practicing Wiccan, I loved this video. Thank you for providing much needed context surrounding the etymology of this topic! Much of it is widely unknown and/or misunderstood. Magic is everywhere; people would benefit from redefining the word.

  • @Britbec
    @Britbec Год назад +9

    Well Tanner’s new hair has me feeling validated! Excellent content as always Beauties!

  • @gilly_axolotl
    @gilly_axolotl Год назад +5

    WOAHHHHHH SICK NEW LOOK TANNER

  • @actuallyadog_
    @actuallyadog_ Год назад +4

    Immediate thumbs up for Tanner’s profile shot. 🔥

  • @abbyprice5014
    @abbyprice5014 Год назад +5

    Forgetting high emotional events is totally normal. I don’t even remember the second half of my wedding. It was so emotional and I was just way too drunk 😂

  • @terrestrialpress
    @terrestrialpress Год назад +3

    The BBC podcast Witch is really good and anyone interested in this topic should give it a listen! It’s a very in depth exploration of the history of witches and the audio production is perfect for getting into the spirit of autumn.

  • @Billie12208
    @Billie12208 Год назад +4

    Tanner looks so tiny at the beginning when you’re walking around 😭 ik it’s forced perspective lord of the rings style but it still makes me laugh

  • @timnewman1172
    @timnewman1172 Год назад +2

    Paul, if you want to explain what true evil looks like go post about Ruby Franke & Jodi Hildebrand... THAT is truly evil!!!

    • @emilyrln
      @emilyrln Год назад

      Or Kenneth Copeland; the man's a demon.

  • @jerrimenard3092
    @jerrimenard3092 Год назад +3

    Thank you Tanner for speaking about Magick and ritual so plainly. I grew up LDS and now see myself as a Theistic Satanist. Words, art, symbols/sigils and music are ones free will. As Crowley stated , will is under love. It's not hedonism as most Christian people think of it. It's organizing and evolving of matter for the purpose of transforming ourselves. We become our own Gods.
    If I take anything at all from my Mormon upbringing,.it's the knowledge that everything is chaos matter as stated in the King Follet Discourse. The abstract human understanding of that is incomplete and unknowable in this mortal coil. If going to see Taylor Swift or Marilyn Manson gets the cosmic juice flowing then embrace it!
    At 52 years old I can get that going a lot better writing a poem in my room or walking in nature. Why spend hundreds on concert tickets to capture that energy from a wild crowd, when the bookstore coffee shop has plenty of people vibes?

  • @zlitteral1
    @zlitteral1 Год назад +3

    Sam, if you take the tab of the Diet Coke and turn it around so that the hole in the tab is over the hole in the can where the liquid comes out and then stick your straw through the tab then the tab will hold the straw in place

  • @chrishobdy
    @chrishobdy Год назад +10

    lol this is the first video of theirs i watched (as in, clicked away from after about 5 minutes of nonsense) after i heard about them on Shiny Happy People. I think they get too much credit for being ignorant: they're literally click bait artists. Whether or not they believe the trash they're spewing, they're making money off of both people who do and don't agree with them. That's the evil here. I think they know exactly how to play the algorithm game. For sure.

    • @chrishobdy
      @chrishobdy Год назад +2

      Also Tanner's hair is slaying the game.

  • @firewalkwifme
    @firewalkwifme Год назад +3

    I'd like to think Morgan is secretly practicing magic while Paul lurks in walmart every night to whine about woke books and judge people trying to shop lol

  • @FabricofTime
    @FabricofTime Год назад +2

    Their child is either going to be so neurotic they can barely function or such a disenchanted skeptic. I grew up among people who were constantly worried about "satanic influence" and "witchcraft" and even as a kid I was like "hmmm seems unlikely" and now I'm so skeptical of everything, probably to an unhealthy degree.

    • @NinetiesBB
      @NinetiesBB Год назад +1

      Raise your hand if you’re both 🙋🏻‍♀️

  • @nikkio.9990
    @nikkio.9990 Год назад +3

    39:00 spot on.
    But it's way easier for them to be mad at a scary mask in Walmart then it is to actually have to do the messy work of helping out the poor, the oppressed, the marginalized

  • @takke9830
    @takke9830 Год назад +5

    This guy: „Omg look at the wicked witch dancing with the devil manipulating masses of people she charmed into loving her like their goddess while she worships the devil on stage!“
    Meanwhile actual practicing witches: „Oh I feel like I should do some magick today. Maybe a little cozy ritual to attract more self Love and emotional and mental energy and content for all that is around me. And maybe later I can bake a cake with refreshing herbs to celebrate the new season approaching and after that I‘ll do some journaling for plans for the week and goals for my mental health to be good.“

  • @Badassmotherhugger
    @Badassmotherhugger Год назад +19

    If you make PAUL IS A WITCH shirts...I'll buy 3. One for everyone in my home

    • @scarlettredding
      @scarlettredding Год назад +1

      Omg SAME make the thumbnail into a shirt I will buy it 💀🤣

  • @ashleyhall6098
    @ashleyhall6098 Год назад +2

    Forgetting exciting events is literally the entire reason I take pics and video, so I can remember what happened later. The excitement in the moment makes it nearly impossible to commit everything to memory. I guess I'm a witch too.

  • @pierregirard1970
    @pierregirard1970 5 месяцев назад +1

    Seen Madonna, Cher, Katy Perry, Shania Twain and Hearth shows and can't remember a lot of thing are they part of the same Coven??? Or I'm just to old maybe at 54 years old?....

  • @1bean
    @1bean Год назад +2

    Yes, non denominational evangelical churches do sometimes have women worship leaders. Low key wondering if Paul and Morgan would think that’s a problem. Kinda scared to know the answer 😬

  • @f0nd004u
    @f0nd004u Год назад +2

    You guy actually understand what magic is. I’m very impressed.

  • @devincristopher3
    @devincristopher3 Год назад +2

    good evening friends🌈🌞 i grew up mormon and dont believe in organized religion❤

  • @songs-of-seers5139
    @songs-of-seers5139 Год назад +5

    Completely unrelated to the topic, aside from maybe being evidence of witch craft, but I'm loving tanner's new hair look. And the outfits. I'm loving the embroidered shirts. Tanner's giving me vibes of gay cowboy at a fun dance. Edited to add: the outfits inspired me to actually go fix and redye my hair

  • @ancientflames
    @ancientflames Год назад +2

    Love the video quick question, would you ever do a dive into or interview of people who genuinely practice witchcraft? Maybe the more modern kind and then the more folk kind you still find out on the country across the world?
    I live in the Philippines and many people not only believe in witchcraft but claim they have seen proof of it many times.
    For good and for evil. Really interesting stuff that we mock in the west but many millions take it more seriously than any religion.
    As an example I know someone who was healed of rabies by a witch doctor. They were already experiencing hydro phobia and it was very near on reaching their brain. A ritual was done and that person is still alive to this day. To me that’s a better claim than any of the Christian goofy faith healing stuff.

  • @ka8544
    @ka8544 6 месяцев назад +1

    I think Paul just was looking for an excuse to get to listen to Taylor

  • @simplybet8104
    @simplybet8104 Год назад +1

    I did used think snakes represented evil because of the serpant in the garden of edan and it actually was taylor swift that changed that. Like when reputation came out I didnt like all the snake imagery, but after talking to a friend about it I realized it was irrational to hate snakes because of a bible story that i didnt even take literally.

  • @hanf9609
    @hanf9609 Год назад +1

    The way he kept pronouncing “eras” made me wonder if he thought it was some witchy Latin term of mysterious meaning.

  • @Pfhreak
    @Pfhreak Год назад +1

    "...incriminating-is that the right word?" If the goal is to lay the groundwork to eventually burn her at the stake then, yes, Paul, that is the right word. But, if you didn't just tell on yourself, then go find another word.

  • @jimmoody8257
    @jimmoody8257 Год назад +2

    Can't believe that Tanner is even hotter,great hair.

  • @xoxogigibo
    @xoxogigibo Год назад +1

    tanner looks like if flower, the skunk from bambi, got turned into a human by a lesbian witch. this is a compliment.

  • @tirza6439
    @tirza6439 Год назад +1

    I guess Satan writes better music than God...

  • @sylve2474
    @sylve2474 Год назад +1

    This video has reminded me how much I like witches and their lote

  • @alexandrac591
    @alexandrac591 Год назад +1

    Oh, Tay Tay is a witch, huh?
    Lucille Bluth: "Good for her."

  • @excuse_me_but_wtf
    @excuse_me_but_wtf Год назад +3

    I would love for Paul and Morgan to react to Eurovision performances.

    • @ZelphOntheShelf
      @ZelphOntheShelf  Год назад

      😂

    • @sandras4754
      @sandras4754 Год назад

      God, Verka, Hatari, Loreen 2012 edition, Lordi, Conchita Wurst, Dana International and so much more would freak them out.
      It would be so entertaining watching either/both have a fit about it.

  • @Chandler27
    @Chandler27 Год назад +2

    Yalls hair is amazing

  • @bakeswithbutter8953
    @bakeswithbutter8953 Год назад +1

    Stevie Nicks has entered the chat 😅

  • @lunanera8621
    @lunanera8621 Год назад +1

    We found a witch! May we burn her? How do you know she is a witch? She turned me into a newt! A newt!?.... well I got better 👀

    • @ashleyhall6098
      @ashleyhall6098 Год назад

      That's why nobody can remember the concert. Taylor has turned them into newts and everyone knows newts have a terrible memory.

  • @rhutabaga420
    @rhutabaga420 Год назад +2

    Great video. Paul is nothing if not a witch.

  • @soozbq89
    @soozbq89 11 месяцев назад +1

    I’ve literally never been Mormon or any high demand religion but if you two wanted to start a book club I would 10000% join!

    • @ZelphOntheShelf
      @ZelphOntheShelf  11 месяцев назад

      We have a Patreon book club where we read 80s Mormon fiction haha 🙈 no homework involved!

  • @piccolomouse
    @piccolomouse Год назад +1

    my parents didn't let me read Harry Potter as a kid because they were worried that I would get into witchcraft if I did. 😂

  • @nemiamz
    @nemiamz Год назад +7

    Just what I needed during recovery after finally getting laser eye surgery

    • @ZelphOntheShelf
      @ZelphOntheShelf  Год назад +4

      Oooh congrats!!

    • @emilyrln
      @emilyrln Год назад +1

      That's awesome! Hope your recovery goes smoothly 😊

  • @TE-ow8wk
    @TE-ow8wk Год назад +1

    If being a witch can get me the money and fame of taylor swift sign me up

  • @timnewman1172
    @timnewman1172 Год назад +1

    Paul doesn't need to try to be an asshole, it just comes naturally to him...

  • @hellaboveme500
    @hellaboveme500 Год назад +1

    “Amnesia”
    Oh I haven’t heard of that one.
    “Are you sure ? Are you reeeeeeallly sure? Sounds like something someone with Tswift in her heart would say👀”

  • @Youtubehater17
    @Youtubehater17 Месяц назад

    My wife is a witch, too. French Creole Vodun. They're everywhere😂

  • @xoxoxo7781
    @xoxoxo7781 Год назад +1

    This is a little irrelevant, but I thought you guys would appreciate this absurd story about my cousin's experience enrolling their children in a Catholic school:
    My cousin's youngest child is 4 years old. Last year, this poor kid came home from her Catholic school and told my cousin that she'd learned the story of the Garden of Eden, and when my cousin asked her precious, innocent little child to relay this brand-new story she was so excited about, her daughter excitedly told her that God had been bitten by a snake and died. 😂Yeah, her Catholic school teacher confused her so badly with scripture that she went home and told her parents that God is dead. They pulled her out of that school immediately, and I've been laughing about it ever since.
    (My cousin and her family live in another state, but I have so many questions, starting with, "How do you f#$% it up that badly??")

    • @ZelphOntheShelf
      @ZelphOntheShelf  Год назад +1

      BEAUTIFUL 😂💜

    • @xoxoxo7781
      @xoxoxo7781 Год назад

      ​@@ZelphOntheShelf PS; not to invoke Satan or anything, but I'M DRUNK IN THE BACK OF THE CAR AND I CRIED LIKE A BABY COMING HOME FROM THE BAR- 😇

  • @se9865
    @se9865 Год назад +1

    Let's just see if Taylor weighs the same as a duck.
    How come these Christians obsessed with spell casting never go after Allen Moore?

    • @ZelphOntheShelf
      @ZelphOntheShelf  Год назад +1

      probably a complication from his ongoing wizard duel with grant morrison

    • @jerrimenard3092
      @jerrimenard3092 Год назад

      ​@@ZelphOntheShelfIs that still a thing. I think Grant Morrison is winning. I love his work.

  • @chilltheheckoutwithava1454
    @chilltheheckoutwithava1454 Год назад +1

    The #1 rule of fundamentalism is “anything you can’t explain is the devil”.

  • @elizabethkrych2572
    @elizabethkrych2572 6 месяцев назад

    BEAUTIFUL. Thank you

  • @lovelee5140
    @lovelee5140 Год назад +1

    Congrats on your success 🥳 the awaKENing video was awesome and totally deserved to be seen by so many- you guys had a lot of great points 💙 it's only gonna go up from here 🎈✨️

  • @katethielen3883
    @katethielen3883 Год назад +1

    If Jesus brings peace, why can't the fundies relax? 🙄

    • @ZelphOntheShelf
      @ZelphOntheShelf  Год назад +1

      EXCELLENT question. Maybe it’s passing our understanding???

    • @katethielen3883
      @katethielen3883 Год назад

      @@ZelphOntheShelf Then if ignorance is bliss, they should be happy 💃🤣

  • @melissam8041
    @melissam8041 Год назад

    He really is doing too much... The internet already decided in the 2010's that Taylor was murdered and replaced by a clone of Zeena LaVey-Schreck (which whichever powers began growing one year after Taylor was born, when Zeena renounced COS to practice Buddhism and eventually develop her own career -- as a recording artist). It's all in the lipstick!

  • @saegemehlfee
    @saegemehlfee Год назад

    "Hindu or New Agey" - Hinduism, that very modern new religion...

  • @robinsaxophone232
    @robinsaxophone232 Год назад

    Paul is bearing false witness. Doesn’t he believe in the 10 commandments. He needs to be put in the racks.

  • @darkstrifequeen1458
    @darkstrifequeen1458 Год назад

    What Paul fails to understand is that as a witch myself, we don’t worship the devil. There’s no such thing as a devil. We worship nature and work with natural elements. Yes, my familiar is a cat, always a classic, but we may work with a pantheon of gods, but none of it is devil worship. Oh, not to mention, all that stuff about witches putting hexes on people and turning them into frogs and stuff, that’s not true. That’s just a Hollywood interpretation of witches. Entirely inaccurate.

  • @statistical-cats-sophia
    @statistical-cats-sophia Год назад

    I'm OBSESSED with your HAIR tanner oh my god

  • @smlorrin
    @smlorrin Год назад

    If we're talking about idols, Paul, I bet you do the same with Donald Trump. 🤔

  • @cherryblossom789
    @cherryblossom789 Год назад

    I really like your channel. You are both so smart and funny. And it’s so important to call out fundamentalist religious people. :)

  • @emilyrln
    @emilyrln Год назад

    If a guy was singing the kind of stuff Taylor Swift sings about, no one would care. The hate she gets for her popularity and success is pure misogyny. A woman couldn't _possibly_ achieve what she has without help, so she must have made a deal with the devil! 🙄

  • @chilltheheckoutwithava1454
    @chilltheheckoutwithava1454 Год назад

    “They wake up and can’t remember chunks of the concert.”
    Ever heard of alcohol? 😂

  • @ninaradio
    @ninaradio Год назад

    I don’t want to risk giving Paul any engagement that could feed his success in the algorithm, so I’m not looking for myself, but I really, really hope the Swifty militia descends on his comment section and rip him a new one.

  • @Suprachiasmatic
    @Suprachiasmatic 6 месяцев назад

    Here after we know that Taylor Swift wrote a song called The Alchemy!

  • @dacianadays698
    @dacianadays698 Год назад

    Did paul complain this much about the most recent astro world? Or does he just hate women being popular?