Like a great band will reinvent itself over time, I love these old CH videos that were the original more raunchy videos, but I appreciate what it turned into as they worked out how to make quality sketches on a lower budget with a regular cast. It's a different thing, but you can see the through-line.
I'm so confused !!? I'm guessing you guys are joking ?? Like genuinely I'm curious to know how often men think of it because it honestly would cross my mind like 2 or 3 times a day
Literally every date I have goes like this. Well except for the seven second thing. And the girl is much more attractive than any girl I've ever dated. But the part where she walks out angry is pretty accurate.
why she so ankry :3 spend some money on her next time and make her incapable of leaving drop a hundred on a bottle of wine and we start feeling REALLY guilty about dining and dashing ! :D
im rewatching this and honestly now that ive watched it again my original hunch (that this was just made to crank as many sex jokes into it as possible) is true
It's pretty good. Im pretty sure its College humor's way of trying to recreate POV in the best way they can, and I think it has potential. Good job, College humor!
What exactly do you mean by depression? Be more specific. For example, I think about anything to look forward to and if there aren't any, I crawl into my bed, cry and think about why the f*ck I'm still alive.
I know right. I really think this doesn't make any sense. Can you imagine that ? Thinking about sex every 7seconds ? I'm not even sure I'm thinking about sex once an hour. And I love sex. That's kind of gross.
***** Oh right, how dare they expect some affectionate time after sex, how crazy ! A dog is totally what they need when they want to be cozy and enjoy the company of their lovers who is apparently a huge egoist.
***** If a woman is still pawing at you afterwards I'm sorry but she's still horny i.e. you didn't finish the job. Buy her a dog in that case and she'll train it to "Sic, boy!"
For some people but each persons mind varies heavily and each work differently so to make a blanket statement about all men( i know its average they're talking about) would not be right.
I think we're overlooking the true depths of depression with the situation of Streeters parents. I mean, his Dad's just gone and his Mom's a clown? Talk about a downer
I wish my gf in law school thought about sex as much as you... but no it's not possible, why would she? we have no time for eachother anymore, why would it matter!?
Actually if all the men can stop and think for a second - take 1 minute and count how many times in that minute they think about sex... or consider that if this statistic is anything like accurate, men with 8 hours sleep think about sex 8228 times per day. Do you think about sex 8228 times per day?, if so, have you been tested for a mental illness? And how long are we supposed to be thinking about sex at a time?, if we are talking just a second that accounts for 14% of our time. 14% of a 16 hour waking day is 2.25 hours - do you think about sex for over 2 hours each day? There's a difference between a statistic and a mental health concern you know! Seriously, I'm a normal active dude and I don't have time to think about sex 8228 times per day. In fact, on average a woman says about 8000 words per day, are we really expected to believe that men think about sex more than women speak words in a day! The statistics are wrong and frankly a bit offensive - like those adverts that portray men to all be retarded, useless, or only think about sex. How do they even measure this crap - give a ticker to a sex pest and ask them to click it every time?, or electrodes measuring brain activity that they don't even understand. These videos are a bit like those adverts IMO - idiot dude and hot girl sketches that all say the same thing - women are awesome, men are retards who all go through the same shit as the person writing the sketches. That's not the case, put the shoe-horns away stop looking for 6 things that everyone does the same, there are no 6 things that anyone does the same, not sentient human beings at least. It is impossible to be an ironic hipster - I think you guys could make some awesome funny videos if you stop trying to pander to the masses so much.
You can admit that you are not really a man. Otherwise you wouldn't put out a post about how degraded you feel about this video. That reminds me, boobs feel really nice.
Alara Ilhan He's got a pint about what? Nobody ever thought that men actually think about sex every 7 seconds. Its just a silly statement revolving around the stereotypical male behavior. Nobody actually thinks its true, and this video is a parody that further ridicules this statement. If anyone here failed to notice this blatant attempt at a parody, as OP clearly has, then these sort of videos are out of his league, and he shouldn't bother commenting on them at all.
TheFLFreak Yeah, I guess that's a chance you can't pass up. At least he could have said something, anything. He really blew it. Still, she exasperated really quick.
It's amazing how spot on this is. Pretty much all of my dates have fancy dresses and at some point are only wearing underwear, seemingly out of nowhere.
I think of sex everytime. In dreams. When i get up in the morning. When i walk to busstop. While in bus. In class. In library. While watching movie. While in bathroom. And so on. My life is being controlled by testosterone.
the 7 seconds thing sounds like an on average thing like not every 7 seconds on the dot we think about sex but on average that doesnt sound too off, but no it doesnt skew our perception of reality, though we might get distracted by staring at someones breasts or distracted by our thoughts but no hearing or seeing things that arent happening
it's probably just a statement that someone thought up as a joke and like Twitter, people kept on repeating it until it sounds like a fact. it's absolute bullshit you hear me?
![Seungmin "그렇게, 천천히, 우리(As we are)" | [Stray Kids : SKZ-PLAYER]](http://i.ytimg.com/vi/kAzmhLHePqU/mqdefault.jpg)
This guy's life must be really hard
+lopfi lottfi Yea I bet its really really really hard.
Hard
+lopfi lottfi That's what she said!
His dick must be too.
glad ppl got out the joke cuz its not that *hard* to see.....if you know what i mean
You mean other people get 7 second breaks?
It’s arson bjork
Arson Bjork 666th like
AHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA
Mina Khella Only edgelords reply to comments made 4 years ago.
2000th like
I watch this video every 7 seconds
That's impossible...
Right?
Emmanuel Vargas wooosh but maybe not a wooosh maybe you were joking waiting for someone to wooosh you for content like reddit who knows maybe idk
@@frnnzy_ Give this m8 a spot on Harvard-
Lol actually yes I kinda was, though not sure if I should post this, thanks for the woosh
Why only 4 comments
Pineapple
There are now 6
This guy may want to see a doctor.
These are very serious hallucinations.
😂
He is high on testosterone
A male or a female doctor? :D
@@rompowertube obviously the latter
did you forget the ending
Damn those thumbnails. They work wonders.
IKR!
666th like
Bojack & Kage ,I know bro
Really bro...they are like magnets for getting millions of views😂😂👍👍🔥🔥
This thumbnail is click bait
Also, every 7 seconds, time stops for 5 seconds.
edit: i may or may not have made an accidental jojo reference
*_KONO DIO DA_*
@@doperounds ROAD ROLLER DA
R/WOOOSH
You have just made a jojo reference
Spirit like
Nine years ago you watched this for the thumbnail, today you watched it because you miss the golden days of College Humor.
No I watched it Because of the thumbnail again
It's true. They had so much potential
the golden age was 2007 when it was just a collection of camgirl links
Like a great band will reinvent itself over time, I love these old CH videos that were the original more raunchy videos, but I appreciate what it turned into as they worked out how to make quality sketches on a lower budget with a regular cast. It's a different thing, but you can see the through-line.
bro you so right
I would feel so bad for men if it were actually like this..
SirJonGhalen I'm fully aware of that that's why I said IF it were really like that.
Lol this is fake never happens to me
What do you mean, IF?
it is
Isaiah Davila to a point but not completely
Damn I can't believe I am watching these again! lol
+Takedownman
It is because of her. That is why.
+ravenandthecrow same
What's her name?
+Vonn Meneses kate costello?
Fr
Being a man, this vid is very inaccurate. It happens every 4 seconds, get it right
@ilikebacon yeargh it happen every 0.00000000000000000001 sec
0.5 actually
glad your masculinity is in check profile picture with very nice car
Lmao the sad truth
I'm so confused !!? I'm guessing you guys are joking ?? Like genuinely I'm curious to know how often men think of it because it honestly would cross my mind like 2 or 3 times a day
Roses are red
Violates are blue
I came for the thumbnail
So did you!
Please don't violate us until we're blue.
Violets, on the other hand, they're quite pretty.
Damn clickbait
The Power of Cleavage compels you!....The Power of Cleavage compels you!....The Power of Cleavage compels you!....
nodinitiative wooooof
This comment was funnier than the vid
How come this comment only has 4 replies ? 😂
Hahaha very true 😂😂
its not working whats wrong with me
Who in the world responds to a man meekly whining "mommy!" on their first date with
"oh that's right, i haven't asked you about your parents..."???
True
“True”... that’s a weird name
This was supposed to be funny, absurd, not something you see every day... 🙄
Literally every date I have goes like this. Well except for the seven second thing. And the girl is much more attractive than any girl I've ever dated. But the part where she walks out angry is pretty accurate.
Sure she's more attractive.
why she so ankry :3 spend some money on her next time and make her incapable of leaving drop a hundred on a bottle of wine and we start feeling REALLY guilty about dining and dashing ! :D
Bro 🤣🤣🤣
“Men think of sex every 7 seconds”
Me: No I do- wait... do I?
So...according to this video...Men think about sex every 7 seconds and women think about sex every 1:51
Got it!
science has a different story...?
Jay Starr w
Now I need to use my timer more often and set it to 1:51! XD
Thanks, dude! )))
You need to fix your icon. This one's upside-down.
You're F-ing GENIUS!
Wait.....I don't remember clicking this video
....
Goddam it. You won this time, penis.
jmcieslak0 Ikr... it is a serious problem...
jmcieslak0 You got it wrong, she licks into the bowl.
jmcieslak0 well played sir, well played
baud gd
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It's actually every 6.9 seconds.
I'm sorry.
EDIT: 7.3k likes? I only wish I could've been here at 6.9k.
+Shadow Wolf Well played
Ha I get it.
***** well, you're welcome!
+Shadow Wolf I want to like this, but its at 69 likes right now XD
Ha...
People watching this like:
- in bed
- not in a full screen
- reading comments.
how did you fucking know!?
fucking shit, i checked all the boxes, damn u good bruh
Well the last two have to be true in order for the comment to be read, so you only really made one prediction
How tf did you know??
welcome to bill clinton's life 😏
"My fellow americans I did not have sexual relations with that woman"
Can you blame him though? He’s married to Hildabeast
And joe biden
Aaron Williams can he recall what happened 7 seconds ago though?
And trump and biden
EVERYONE! She is Kate Costello!
THANK YOU
+Nick Grey THANK YOU SO MUCH
+Nick Grey Thank You Sir
+Nick Grey who gives a shit?
OMG THANK YOU!
those are some looooong seconds...
crni gruja that's what she said
DontHatemusiK you beat me by 2 months
@@Travio567 stfu, dumbass, it's just a comment.
im rewatching this and honestly now that ive watched it again my original hunch (that this was just made to crank as many sex jokes into it as possible) is true
I clicked on this video because of the thumbnail.
+Present Moment Hi, I'm the past and future moment. How's it feel to not be thought in?
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Oh really? Wow!! :D
+theoriginaljean I clicked on this video with my thumbnail
me TOO, does that make desperate ( most guys plz , do Not answer)
It's pretty good. Im pretty sure its College humor's way of trying to recreate POV in the best way they can, and I think it has potential. Good job, College humor!
She got that Miley Cyrus underwear
Nothing wrong with that. 😉
VikingII
She is not that fat and she has a beautifull face.
Cyrus on the other hand make me wanna puke...
Troy Lecoq
+Satans Fetus Legs I know :D
Man how time has gone by
I actually think depression every 7 seconds
Is that why earth is a donut ?
Hello again stranger
Earth Is A Donut That is too deep for this reality to manage.
What exactly do you mean by depression? Be more specific. For example, I think about anything to look forward to and if there aren't any, I crawl into my bed, cry and think about why the f*ck I'm still alive.
Everybody is depressed nowadays it seems, nothing rare
I wouldn't say guys think of sex every 7 seconds, but everyday seems more feasible.
+Mohammad N doesn't everyone?
Aimee Coleman i dont know about girls, ive heard girls that they would rather castrate their ex bfs for cheating on them lol. :-s
Mohammad N than what?
Aimee Coleman then nothing, girl rejects guy, guy either can mope about the rejection and move on to another girl.
Mohammad N I don't get your point :P
I didnt think about sex the entire time I watched this video.
I know right.
I really think this doesn't make any sense. Can you imagine that ? Thinking about sex every 7seconds ? I'm not even sure I'm thinking about sex once an hour. And I love sex. That's kind of gross.
Congrats, Guys?
*****
Oh right, how dare they expect some affectionate time after sex, how crazy ! A dog is totally what they need when they want to be cozy and enjoy the company of their lovers who is apparently a huge egoist.
***** If a woman is still pawing at you afterwards I'm sorry but she's still horny i.e. you didn't finish the job. Buy her a dog in that case and she'll train it to "Sic, boy!"
Why is your name RobotHANDLOVE???
I'd save the date by saying she is so beautiful that I got lost for a moment and ask her to repeat herself, WIN! :P
good work doing it like 50 times
Make sure you tip your fedora as you say that, women love it when you tip your fedora.
TreSneaky My women love a different kind of tip, if you know what i mean *NUDGE NUDGE SMASH SMASH*
TreSneaky
I had no idea that women love it if I tip Linux!
fedoraproject.org/
m'lady
No we don't think of sex every 7 seconds but it does come to mind often especially when we see good looking women passing by.
For some people but each persons mind varies heavily and each work differently so to make a blanket statement about all men( i know its average they're talking about) would not be right.
Do you happen to know what a joke is
nah I just play out how the rest of my life with them would be
Good looking ???
Somebody’s got standards here.
@@justinv6410 that's what I was saying
Whats the name of the girl? Just for science of course.
SCIENCE!
I had been searching for her for ages, too bad she's an unpopular model :|
1eighteen god bless you man.
1eighteen
Thats creepy man
1eighteen YES!... I know what I'm going to be doing in the next 10 minutes
I think about CollegeHumor every 7 seconds.
Crap. 69 likes. I'd like the comment but I like looking at that number ever seven seconds.
Nighthawkifikation
I thought that when I saw the 69 likes. NOBODY LIKE IT ANYMORE! :D (Watch it get like a dozen more likes now...)
Nooooo! We lost it!
Nighthawkifikation
NOOOOOO!1!
That's because CollegeHumor and sex are the same thing.
Once you're in your forties it gets better. Only about every 7 minutes.
@@ImNotADeeJay you technically are if youre married.
And yes, I am fun at parties.
Every 7 seconds? You mean some have a 7 seconds gap?
seanspiering
Heil Grammatik!
seanspiering
Take the Grammar Nazi registration, please.
Only then will we be able to qualify you to be an official Grammar Nazi. :)
Lol.
seanspiering
Here you go! :D
bit.ly/IWantYOUtoJoinTheGNP
*****
* written
At least you tried. Better luck next time, mate.
chase her down dude. say whatever you have to.
chill your boner dude. it's not real
Kevin Chon No. Shut up. Fuck you.
DO WHAT RIVERNICKELS SAYS! BEG IF YOU HAVE TO!
Alitoh Please babe, just the tip..?
CallmeIxchel h
Yeah, it's kinda embarrassing for me to be sharing the same gender with the derps above but, oh well might as well laugh a bit :)
That girl is somebody's great-grandma now
😂😂
What is her name
@@timurxojayev610 kate costello
I think we're overlooking the true depths of depression with the situation of Streeters parents. I mean, his Dad's just gone and his Mom's a clown? Talk about a downer
his mother is a clown
every 7 seconds? you mean some have a 7 seconds gap?
the chef made me lol
I'm female, and I think about sex every millisecond.
You need to get a hobby.
+LFK Haawk Yes, and I am still thinking about sex.
I wish my gf in law school thought about sex as much as you... but no it's not possible, why would she? we have no time for eachother anymore, why would it matter!?
With a name like “xXPU55YD3STR0Y3R42069Xx owo” I’m sure you’re a female.
You are a female,
i don't know rick
2:04 That's it. I came here for that. I don't give a dang about the video. That's all i wanted to see. GOODBYE!!!!!
2:03
was that miley cyrus at the end or...?
Lol, I thought the same thing when she was walking away.
I don't need dating, i'm a wizard!
O.o
Yeah and your right hand is a wand
but of course! it works miracles let me tell you.
Are you referencing that game..?
Petr Andla MAKE IT SPARKLE DAMMIT!
The Chef was hilarious!
Ahh years later, I find myself coming across that thumbnail again. You know I'm gonna click it.
I think the 7 seconds part is like an averaged out thing over a day on how much a guy will.
I love how there are scare chords during every "thought."
Actually the average afraid man thinks about sex every 207 seconds or something like that
I meant strait not afraid
damn imagine if he was not afraid
I used to be the average afraid man... then i broke out of my peanut shell and now am thinking about sex every 12 seconds
Rhix koreasexvadioe
Matt Thomas i used to be the average afraid man, but then i took an arrow to the knee and now i am the average VERY afraid and also disabled man
*With a girl you like*
_Its every second_
The timer goes a lot slower than what actual seconds go for :P
Yea. Time actually goes by much faster when I'm thinking about sex.
So.... what's the name of that actress? Is for some homework I got.
Josue Garduño kate Costello
This is gold, the idea is so creative!
10 years later and this still has me dazed.
I call bs. If I had even an inkling of a notion of taking a guy home after a date, I'd wear much nicer underwear lol.
haha right :)
But she thought she was Miley Cyrus in a Wrecking Ball Video
Apple Pie Still more concerned with wondering where that guy got the Beetlejuice suit from...
Jesse Cleary Yes, and?
SwankyKitteh82 i thought Jesse was saying "whoooooooo" initially because that's what i'd say. jesse sucks
Actually if all the men can stop and think for a second - take 1 minute and count how many times in that minute they think about sex... or consider that if this statistic is anything like accurate, men with 8 hours sleep think about sex 8228 times per day. Do you think about sex 8228 times per day?, if so, have you been tested for a mental illness?
And how long are we supposed to be thinking about sex at a time?, if we are talking just a second that accounts for 14% of our time. 14% of a 16 hour waking day is 2.25 hours - do you think about sex for over 2 hours each day?
There's a difference between a statistic and a mental health concern you know!
Seriously, I'm a normal active dude and I don't have time to think about sex 8228 times per day. In fact, on average a woman says about 8000 words per day, are we really expected to believe that men think about sex more than women speak words in a day!
The statistics are wrong and frankly a bit offensive - like those adverts that portray men to all be retarded, useless, or only think about sex. How do they even measure this crap - give a ticker to a sex pest and ask them to click it every time?, or electrodes measuring brain activity that they don't even understand. These videos are a bit like those adverts IMO - idiot dude and hot girl sketches that all say the same thing - women are awesome, men are retards who all go through the same shit as the person writing the sketches. That's not the case, put the shoe-horns away stop looking for 6 things that everyone does the same, there are no 6 things that anyone does the same, not sentient human beings at least. It is impossible to be an ironic hipster - I think you guys could make some awesome funny videos if you stop trying to pander to the masses so much.
You can admit that you are not really a man. Otherwise you wouldn't put out a post about how degraded you feel about this video. That reminds me, boobs feel really nice.
Good God, what the hell are you talking about?
Nah, He's got a point.
Alara Ilhan He's got a pint about what? Nobody ever thought that men actually think about sex every 7 seconds. Its just a silly statement revolving around the stereotypical male behavior. Nobody actually thinks its true, and this video is a parody that further ridicules this statement. If anyone here failed to notice this blatant attempt at a parody, as OP clearly has, then these sort of videos are out of his league, and he shouldn't bother commenting on them at all.
Diltugtri
1:20 IM DYINGGGGG
RUclips put a 6-second commercial ahead of the video.
He's so gone in his head that in the end, when it was real, he blew it. And she only gave him 5 seconds to respond, she's really accelerated.
If you take 5 seconds to respond to a question like that then.. sorry dude. :(
TheFLFreak Yeah, I guess that's a chance you can't pass up. At least he could have said something, anything.
He really blew it. Still, she exasperated really quick.
@@TheFLFreak it's called thinking before you speak, people should really try that.
It's amazing how spot on this is. Pretty much all of my dates have fancy dresses and at some point are only wearing underwear, seemingly out of nowhere.
You guys should so do more of these. It's so funny!
can we just appreciate the tomato sauce art at 0:43
What song is it playing @0:12 seconds?? love the riff..
I think of sex everytime.
In dreams.
When i get up in the morning.
When i walk to busstop.
While in bus.
In class.
In library.
While watching movie.
While in bathroom.
And so on.
My life is being controlled by testosterone.
Your life seems to be controlled by porn, you imbecile.
My reaction: "The fuck?"
When RUclips recommends College Humor, you know its time to go back to the old days
When College Humor still had great skits.
I love how college humor videos can escalate in full-on philosophical debates.
Thanks to painful high voltage shock therapy, this no longer happens to me.
Literally, i just pause the video, and liked it between. ! Awesome You CH !
Why was the chef calling an order into the restaurant
When the edibles kick in😂💀
The man was literally hallucinating at every seven second
i love how the ending is the most replayed/watched part lol
Guys think of sex every hour, not every 7 seconds. 7 seconds is a little way too extreme.
Why did the chef step out of the kitchen to yell an order to the people eating?
dates don't usually go like this, i checked
that chef repeating the order part was the best :D
Is it me or does that woman look an older Laina, the overly attached girlfriend?!!
Yeah, but this one had boobies.
***** You're dam right.
The girls name - HAND IT OVER
google it
ilikebacon can't find her on ig
I actually liked this! It was awesome!!! Keep doing this series! :D
When you are in a middle of the date and a psychotic episode kicks in...
When College humor changing every title and Thumbnail of their old humorous videos.
i would be sooooo mad
I'd flip the table
XxnEr0xXxMaNexX
(ﾉಥ益ಥ）ﾉ ┻━┻
XxnEr0xXxMaNexX I'd flip the table... and I wouldn't' need to use my hands to do it either!!!
ha
In fact men think about sex every second, this entire date was his fantasy for 1 sec.
So you're saying he gets dumped by the ens of his own fantasies, poor guy.
We THINK about sex every seven seconds. We don't hallucinate it.
You guys have relationships for 7 seconds or more?
Fascinating 🤔
Roses are red,
violets are blue.
I came for the thumbnail,
And you did too.
This isn't what they mean about the 7 second rule. The 7 second rule is more like "That's what SHE said" moments.
For some reason that video made my sticker peck out.
2:04 nice.
Si
BaSkA Ugh, your just proving that every man is a- DAYUM TIG'OL BITTIES! :D
@@cybertree her armpits are better
the 7 seconds thing sounds like an on average thing like not every 7 seconds on the dot we think about sex but on average that doesnt sound too off, but no it doesnt skew our perception of reality, though we might get distracted by staring at someones breasts or distracted by our thoughts but no hearing or seeing things that arent happening
so this is a joke??? wow...thanks for clearing it up :P
The actually number is about 15000 seconds
Thank you for being a voice of reason, rymdalkis :)
I can also attest to the fact that feminist discourse often includes problems facing men. So yeah.
Back home we got us a taxidermy man. He gonna have a heart attack when he sees what I brung him!"
I'm trying to recall if there's been even 7 seconds that I was NOT thinking about sex.
Alanis Morrisette-lookalike
0:28 my headphones fell out :/
Ah, a different age of College Humour. When it really was 'College humour' in the most literal sense lol
it's probably just a statement that someone thought up as a joke and like Twitter, people kept on repeating it until it sounds like a fact. it's absolute bullshit you hear me?
+Emma Chekwa i agree with you there, even my history teacher told me this BS quiet a while back ....
Probably feminazis
+Sebastian Stanton How can you go from history to sex? ._.
Perfectlypretty AJ he was a fk'd up history teacher xD
8 years and that thumbnail ever fail me. Click!