Recorded Backseat Birth In Brooklyn Cab | The Daily Show with Trevor Noah
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- Опубликовано: 11 сен 2024
- A Brooklyn cab driver keeps his cool as a woman and her partner give birth in the backseat. Jeffrey Epstein shares his plans to use his DNA to improve humanity through "controlled breeding" in his New Mexico ranch. Lastly, an undetected asteroid comes dangerously close to the earth when scientists claim to have missed it because it was coming from the direction of the sun.
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0:23 "Picked up two dropped off three"
Thank you for this. I was having a hard time understanding what he said. 😁
ya 2+1
0:40
I know you're saying
Me: a man can't get pregnant
Trevor: I'm willing to find out
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"So we almost died coz the scientists didn't do this..."🤣🤣🤣
The whole video is awesome. The dad and mom are 1st time parents and didn't know what to do. The cab driver was literally telling them what to do and it's hilarious.
Idris Elba can't get a man pregnant.
Trevor: I'm willing to find out.
Well guess what Trevor, me too!!!
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The level of ego in that guy. Help humanity with ur DNA?
Apparently he's not familiar with what happens if too many people who share the same DNA. That in itself confirms that it's a really bad idea on so many levels. 🙄 🤢 🤮
Well done to the driver for not crashing his car!
Asteroid : * misses Earth *
Gen Z : * disappointed noises*
This is gonna be a 1k comment
That's what I was thinking 😂 I would actually rather die than take my finals next week
People who wanna spread their DNA are the last ones who should spread their DNA😅😂
It's true.
Epstein is Villain level creep.
This isn't just a *villain* he's a horror movie *MONSTER*
Don't say, Trevor, Idris Elba can't get a man pregnant ... I'm willing to find out ! 😂😂😂
I was born in a taxi crossing the Oakland Bay Bridge.
@@adejohhojeda2982 you just saw this things happen and you still are blind
we're glad to have you :)
In the full video he says *“Boom! We Gucci”* after the birth is over lol
Cheaper than calling n ambulance
You have to pay ambulance services in the US?
As far as I am aware, yes they have to pay to call an ambulance
@@kualarompin589 it's like 500 dollars and higher
krissi B what you have to pay that too America is weird 🤦🏽♀️
If it's s boy they better name him Carson. 😅
This should be top comment
@@krimezone thank you. 😁
They just saved 30k
My sister had two kids and each time the bill was close to $100k
You pay for an ambulance?! Serious question here.
Vahid Amini Unfortunately... In the US, we pay for oxygen. Literally. When they put masks on us. We have to pay for *E V E R Y T H I N G* It’s really sad because that actually keeps a large portion of people who won’t call 911 or go to a hospital when they need urgent medical care. Especially the lower your income, the less likely you’re going to go. It’s either go broke and hope it’s worth the trip or wait it out or walk or find someone to take you.
@@AmberAmbwee vote bernie
😳really?
Eh, scientists, try some sunglasses from over here!
I picked 2 and drop of 3 ahaha 🤣🤣 DAM!!!
The look on that cab drivers’ face 😂
"We missed a perfect Armageddon recreation in real life" said no one
I'm crawling over here 🤣🤣🤣
"Dayomm" Great idea, call the baby girl Damhnait.
Better than Taxina! 🤣
This cab driver is cute. 😂❤️
It's like when playing badminton/tennis/squash and you can't see the ball coming towards you, because you're looking into the sun/lamps, haha
Will this baby get free life time cab ride??
if i want to add a wish in my bucket list, is to meet Trevor mom.just how she raise such an outstanding man, which makes me laugh every time, whenever i watch his video.
Scariest part is that this is just one of countless instances we came close to an extinction level catastrophe
Pick up 2. Drop off 3 Simple as that!
Scientists (surrounding Epstein?!) are supposed to be bound by informed consent...
Somebody give those scientists some hats and sunglasses!
Wow crazy I hope the mum is ok
sooo... does trevor like women or wat, cuz im willing to find out
Didn't know I would throw up in my mouth today, but here we are.
Did he charge for 3
Does a baby born in Uber get free Uber rides for life .....🤔
It’s disturbing this is Trumps friend. They like them younger... when they were younger.. which means these girls were younger than people may think.
Sick!
He wants to be Frozen...😨? I say he should be cremated.
I can't stop laughing 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
I'd love to live in a world with 20 million Bernie Sanders's! #feelthebern
Serienjunkie 007 Me too! Oh wait a minute...I live in Norway! ;) We already have what he stands for. Come on US! Vote Bernie!♡
@@gretebremseth1622 Imagine living in a world where every country is ruled by a Bernie Sanders. 😍 That would be heaven on earth.
Greetings from Germany.🇩🇪
Really enjoy Trevor Noah Comedy.
That asteroid is a warning
So glad this is not being drowned out by the election
Dam! that is so funny I am going to laugh for ever with video.
That man is a creep
Don't be watching this while eating a salad...
Jeffery Ebstine would make Josef Mengele cringe
Funny 😄
Wait is that a joke or did he just come out of the closet?
Salma Khalid issa joke. Don’t think anyone would care I’d he was though 😂
The asteroid came closer to Earth than the moon. Bruh you can fit every planet in the solar system side by side from Earth to the Moon and still have millions of kilometres left over.
I hope your profession does not involve working with numbers.
So the SUN took a HUGE DUMP ON US?? LML.
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Yay, am Number 1!!!!
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I must be racist. When I saw the title my mind went immediately, probably black. Sadly my innner racist voice was right again.
MrRedsjack you must be a Russian troll bot. Nice try.
MrRedsjack google or bing search baby delivered in taxi Lyft or Uber and you’ll see how many were actually black over the years.
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What is wrong with a baby being born in a taxi? Sometimes you just fail to reach the hospital. Why does the race of the mother matter?
MrRedsjack 🙄 😆