DSP's segments over Pandalee breakup
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- Опубликовано: 5 авг 2024
- Some of his rants over their breakup (and hospital story) spanning over 5 years (2017 - 2022)
00:00 Intro
00:37 May 14, 2017
21:55 July 25. 2017
26:27 Christmas, 2017
43:03 May 12, 2019
48:35 May 14, 2022
58:35 Outro 
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"Leanna has a history of doing this." lol. That's one of my favorite DSP lines.
8:15 he said her room number in the hospital. Brilliant.
@@Dad_Brad Haha I never noticed that one. I guess it doesn't matter since she would have been outta the hospital but he still shouldn't be doing that.
I love how he is more worried about the car than her
He's more worried about whether his driver can speak English
phil never loved panda i doubt he loves kat there trophys to him not people.
Panda why are you in hospital dood I need you to cook and clean my khando dood
Panda your legs are broke? But I’m hungry and that’s way worse!
serious adult house
It’s fascinating how little an almost middle aged man knows about life. 🤦🏻♂️
If you never leave your house, you'll never have normal social encounters and never mature...
Middle age is 50, Phil is late thirties/early 40s.
@@jean-lucpicard5510 You expect him to live past 70?
@@jonnybrello4360 What has that got to do with it?
@@jean-lucpicard5510 Everything when speaking of middle aged. Are you a dent?
The worst thing i heard in this was , when in 2022 he said she manipulated him in helping her when she had her panic attack . This guy for real ? PHIL YOU MANIPULATED HER in to coming to live with you ,to become your maid and extra cash for bills. I wont be surprised if he did the same thing with Kat . He never cared for any of them all he cares is what they can do for him .
I think Phil moved across the country just to isolate Leanna from her family and groom her. I also think he didn't go or let her go to her cousin wedding to not get beat up.
Don't forget he had her cosign on his car loan shortly after he had her drop out of high school.
@@Your_Landlordwait, really? Oh my god, he ruined that poor girl’s life…
phil used her just like how he uses his wife kat phil is a pos 100%
"Don't bring her to the hospital again!" Phil is laying down the rules
"Give her a pill and dump her somewhere, guys SNORT"
@@Dan_Capone lmao!
Lol 😂 as he likes to say, “laying down the law!” Officer Burnell would give Judge Dredd nightmares. True Badass.
I love how he's complaining that a therapist comes in and describes treatment options and then monitor her for hours to make sure she's fine and he's like, completely shocked and offended.
What a moron
He really is complaining because he waited an hour for medical services? Has he never been to a hospital?
Because it's not for himself but for someone else
I had to wait like 5 hours in ER with a knife hole in my arm before, I think dsp and his gf did pretty fucking well to only have to wait an hour
@Smugy420 um it didn't hurt alot after the ambos gave me the green whistle, but when I first got to the hospital, some fucking idiot nurse squirted water into the wound and left, so I'm there bleeding profusely calling out for help to tighten the bandage back up properly but no one came for ages, I coulda just bled out there in the stretcher but didn't luckily. Then after the surgery to fix my arm they commented that I was laying in a pool of blood and needed a new bed, I was like yeah mad... 👍
Other then that though being high on the green whistle helped the 5 hour wait feel faster. It only felt like maybe 2.
@@AyZeDJesus Christ. Glad you made it through it okay, friend. I can't believe the hospital didn't bump you up the triage list considering active fucking stabbing. Hope you got a kick ass scar to show the ladies at least.
I like how the Pandalee hospital visit/breakup managed to follow Phil all the way into 2022.
Pandalee worked at the mall too? OMG Phil makes his girlfriend work part time jobs at the mall. thats insane
He probably has the same pet name for them, too.
What's wrong with her working at the mall and having a job?
@@fawkkyutuu8851 Nothing but both of his girlfriends had jobs at the mall, just like both of them were made to cook him dinner and go grocery shopping with him once a week on his day off and such.
He has this weird checklist of what his 'woman' is supposed to do and it doesn't change when the person does.
"please understand, i wasnt mistreating my gf i was mistreating my live-in ex"
DSP going onto his stream and giving an incredibly detailed description of Leanna's private medical health struggles while she recuperates in the room next door is the single most terminally online thing I have ever seen
"could've left her somewhere" is wild
The way he tells this story is wild. Even just him being angry for waiting an hour with his girlfriend is wild. he never even asked how she was feeling after the anxiety attack lmao
Phil working his ass off?
Press X to Fucking Doubt...😆🤣🤣
I love how he thinks panic attacks are dealt with by calming down
And also have to love that he feels she could’ve talked to a psych about her issues at work or whatever. Not even a single consideration that treating her like your mother and publicly disrespecting her might have an effect on her mental health
@KillaK78
Phil's an idiot, I'm not surprised at his ignorance about panic attacks or how treating a young person can effect their psyche.
It is dealt with breathing in a bag.....
It’s genuinely impressive how he manages to complain about every single minor inconvenience in the hospital story
He’s so hard to pay attention to. The panic attack story, i’m ten minutes into the story, and he’s finally arrived at the hospital and i don’t have any memory of the beginning of the story. GET ON WITH IT.
Mind boggling your girlfriend had a panic attack. It’s not a high priority case phil. There are people dying in the hospital and your girlfriend is high strung it’s not a priority for an ER. Who is this person that he’s not aware of this?
Er s are meant to stabilize. Sounds like she was doing good and not needing further care
@bloodaonadeline8346
Especially when panic attacks have easy remedies. Why couldn't they have her breath into a paper bag?
I came in first what do you mean the guy with the gunshot wound goes b4 me
And how he complains about the "American health system", like, a person with a panic attack will wait a long time in a ER in every part of the world. People go in there with life or death situations, so someone with a panic attack will get seen when absolutely nothing else is going on.
what kind of a mental loser takes up a hospital spot for a "anxiety attack". waste of space
He's mentioning lack of panda's income, her cooking, and then alleged loss of moral support? This guy's a sociopath. With mommy issues 34:41
Not sure if it's in this video but I remember seeing a clip of him complaining that his gf couldn't cook him food because she was sick lol
@@AyZeDnah he told whoever he was gaming with that he needs to go wake up his sick gf so she can make him dinner. Lazy scum
I love how the first thing he misses about breaking up with his fiancée is that there’s no one to cook for him anymore
The cycle repeats again with Kat. There are so many similarities. The recent vague "going through something" must mean that Kat is already out of his snort fort, just pretending that everything is fine as he did with Pandalee. I just bought more DivorceCoin with my disability check. Im going all in.
I can only imagine what its like to speak to these goofballs. Who’s gonna tell him how much the test he wants would cost him.
“I’m in a hurry d00d and I don’t have ANY cash, and he’s like no you have to pay mumbling in some language I can’t understand so I’m like HUUUUH? I’m in a hurry. That being said there was nothing I could do it wasn’t my fault!”
I was pressing buttons
Imagine laying in bed with DSP.
😦
The smell
hot
The er is meant to stabilize, its not meant for long term care. They will refer you to your pcp for extended care
Phil turns a three letter word into three syllables... 'AY-ON-DUH"
I can't stand this swine.
OH MY GOD 3 HOURS IN A HOSPITAL
Last time I went to the hospital 3 hours would just cover the waiting period lol.
His perception of reality is twisted. The ER is not for Panic attacks, it’s not a high priority when you have people with physical trauma. They did everything they could for her. She needs a psychiatrist.
@@bloodaonadeline8346she didnt need inpatient care, so she was refered out to her dr. It happens all the time
@@bloodaonadeline8346 He said that the woman that walked in and examined his ex had no useful information. Except, you know, GO SEE YOUR PRIMARY DOCTOR!!!
Not sure how I got here.... RUclips's Autoplay has made me a pilgrim in an unfamiliar land. One other thing: Has this man never been to a hospital before? He is perfectly describing every hospital encounter I have ever had.
I don't even where to start. There's just one thing I can say for sure. And that is that YT must truly hate to have guided you to this corner of the internet.
The lore behind this "man" goes back decades. This is the vortex and the sooner you get out, the better.
He is a lolcow who only ever thinks about himself. So going out of his way to do something for someone else is akin to torture for him.
@@DooblancDuvel Okay, thanks for enlightening me. Before this I had very little knowledge of this dude and had only seen clips of him used in other's videos. Just looking over some things on the internet about him it seems your assessment is spot on. Finding out he accidentally(?) pounded one out on camera was enough to keep me from jumping into the vortex. lolcow status confirmed.
Pandalee is NOT Asian.
But if she were Asian....what kind of Asian?
Filipinos
@@sc1338thats an island nation. Interesting. Is it part of asia or its own thing? I dunno
@yurikendal4868 Philippines is in Asia, Southeast Asia to be specific.
Stressed out about what Phil? Two adults, two incomes, no kids or bills. Wtf?
Most likely has to with Phil and future prospect. He doesnt want kids and was with her for years without purposing which he later did easily with his new partner.
He thought the counselor atthe emergency room was going to give her talk therapy???? How delusional can you be
Panda>horse
If its a psych emergancy, a mental health counselor will typically check to see if its accute enough for inpatient care
Rocking back and forth on that x and y axis something chronic.
I wish he accepted that invite to do an interview with mr metokur, that shit wpuld have been gold lol, someobe should try and get panda on for an interview too that'd also be pretty funny.
While I would love to hear her side, I hope she rides into the sunset and never has to think about Phil ever again.
Good old 2017 Phil spouting casual racism in the middle of telling us all a bunch of nonsense of how little he thinks about leanna
It's crazy how it seems like he had been waiting to get that rant off LMFAOOO
"I need to tell everyone the taco driver who generously gave me a free ride because his payment system didn't work spoke a *crazy foreign language* "
He is like a middle schooler going through “changes” and everything sucks
Only child
I haven't watched the whole thing yet, but is the part where he says she did "the worst possible you could do to a loved one" in the video?
I can't recall tbh. do u know if that's a more recent rant? I put everything together in chrnological order
I believe their relationship was rocky before the hospital incident, but I am confident that they were not actually broken up yet. (Phil just lied about it in the future so people wouldn't think the way he selfishly told the world about her medical issues convinced her to dump him.)
A few parts of the hospital story make no sense if they were already broken up. In my opinion, the biggest offender is "Just give her a pill and leave her there!" That line makes him sound like a psychopath! Why would he say that to the internet when talking about an ex girlfriend?
First he complains she didnt take all her stuff with her, then his story changes to, she tried to come back and get her stuff but he denies her cause he wants it to be over, and paints her as stupid for asking.
40:00 Complaining about not getting her stuff.
54:15 she wants to get her stuff. "What are you talking about!?! we are broken up!!"
He a PoS. When you play his rants about the same subject back to back you start to see how he changes details to suit whatever point he's trying to sell at that point
Can you imagine the spectacle that Phil made, while PandaLee is dealing with a panic attack- the irony, the reason for those panic attacks, sitting next to her eating a sandwich, snorting, and washing it down with apple juice..
.. while she ate a couple saltines, a thimble of water, and the soothing sound of Tangents, By P. Burnell from DSPentertainment/Burnell Productions.
Look a her now, in comparison to him- she’s happy, glowing, aged fine, and seems like a free spirit(not a panic attack heard of since). Phil? Exactly the same, nothing changed, but he’s married to a cheating shmutt in a xeS-less marriage, wife blowed up like a air mattress, and their son “Jasper”, a cat that hates Phil. Oh yea, he begs more aggressive, and shamelessly.
Kat is what Panda would’ve been, if she stayed- and, Panda is who Kat could’ve been, if she never cheated, and dealt with her issues.
Fat•Kat doesn’t even have Tyrone The Bone to phone when she’s home alone, and Phil is doing errands, and (shop)erone himself around,
A clown who’s profound moments were shown him fap’n looking stoned
Head snap’n after his load was blown
Oh, the cameras on? been on the whole time? hello!
That was fire.
It does give me hope if this jackass can get a woman in his life, I still have a better chance at a better relationship. 😆
Also...SNORT
This dood will forever serve as a reminder of how low some women's standards are when it comes to dating. So there def should be someone out there who's dumb enough to give us a shot.
Also... SNORT!
The hospital bill, I assume, includes the use of a mobile hospital on wheels with all the expensive equipment that entails (an ambulance). Its why you only go to an emergency room when almost dying. Otherwise urgent care is better.
Im not sure what he was expecting? A full therapy session? I agree the wait sucks and all but there's not much more they can do for you at the end.
Phil is a groomer, he met Pandalee when she was 12.
Not true, but I'm pretty sure she was 17 or maybe even 16. They announced the relationship when she just turned 18, and logically thinking, they would have been talking and seeing each other before that.
bro has the same story arc as lowtiergod LMAAOOOOo@@Dan_Capone
What's the intro from
made the animation myself and the music is from the Charlie Chaplin Nonsensical song
Oh that's really cool thanks
This is great content and we all have a good time 😂
DSP Couldnt Keep EYE CONTACT for 10 Seconds While liying. His head is always on a swivel. Like Liars Are
Sorry to my American doodz, but listening to the part about the hospital bill and payment plan has me wanting to bust out, “Ooooh, Canadaaa…”
Right because Canadian healthcare is great. She would have been waiting longer unless he or she would have paid to be seen sooner, or better yet offer to euthanize her. Yep government run Canadian healthcare is top notch.
can't believe you left out when he blamed panda for May 1st. not directly break-up related but he said their relationship already sucked at that point which was a whole year before the break up (he was clearly lying, but he's lying in the majority of this video anyway)
@@DJMcFlinty didn't do that on purpose. I probably forgot to included that one. Would have been a good one to include
Legendary compilation
8:15 he said her room number in the hospital. Brilliant.
Not even phil deserves a 304 cheating on him
3 hours is pretty short in my experience been there so long me and gf fell asleep for like an hour no one checked on us most recently watched most of the titanic on last visit
The animated version of the first story is hilarious
😂😂😂😂 loser phil
41:00 30 days and its abandoned property. Get rid of it, donate it and get a write off
very familiar with current Horse
odd little intro. I like it :3
Why would panda break up with me? Okay. She didn't. She's still here. What if I told you she never left and you're all just a bunch of haters? Gawd.
Looks like Artie Lang
That's an insult.....to Arite Lang.
With Pandalee it was anxiety. With Kat it's going to be diabetes. This man needs to be single.
The phone is for out-of-hours and weekends where 99% of people go straight to the emergency room. But this prick expects 4 people to be sat at that desk 24 hours a day, 7 days a week.
32:00 Finances split up the two. That does happen.
When he looks off to the side, is he looking at himself or something?? Idk why I’m so annoyed by it?… lol idk
Yes, he’s been doing it for years. Its his 2nd monitor with OBS, and he looks at himself. Notice, when he does something over the top, like gesturing, making noises to mock someone etc - he immediately turns to watch himself “perform” lol
@@VDViktor With the rise of selfies I think most people look at themselves when taking a photo or video. I don’t know why I find it so irritating but typically not very noticeable as subtle eye &/or head shifting. His setup makes him on a whole other level of obnoxious!
It was a different time guys it really was
4:54 "In the meantime I've got a SCREEN IN FRONT OF ME!!11!!111"
OH MY GOD HOW HORRIBLE
I absolutely love that intro. That's what Phil is, just a clown on a figurative stage, embarrassing himself for our entertainment. He usually doesn't see things that way, because his colossal ego makes him perceive what he wants to.
Phil expects everybody to pay him for playing video games what is offended when an actual doctor wants to collect a paycheck
Seriously 2022 was the what last time he talked about Pandalee
Seriously...... bro you and her broke up in 2017 right that's 5 years
I can almost guarantee you Pandalee hasn't or doesn't talk about Phil though I don't know because I don't know her personally
Apparently she's doing good in 2024 which good on her I'm glad she's away from this scumbag
New sub 😂😂
Welcoom to the Devils' Playground
@@DooblancDuvel detract away !!!! 😈
RUclips Recommended
Romance girl
Hospital for anxiety attack wtf
Yeah it feels like you're dying. Like you actually think you're dying
Weak
If its acute enough sure, but typically they want you to use your coping mechanisms first.
@@orange-dog9504getting help is never "weak"
@@yurikendal4868 for a panic attack ? No wonder you guys have to pay for hospital treatment with weak time wasters
36:00 Therapist dsp help with that. If dsp knew drinking was not good, why do it?
Romance Kat
Romance fet khet*
Why do you keep posting this everywhere? Is this a reference to Phil hating romance options in games?
Ok this is a good vid topic
Why did people call her a horse? I think she was cute.
@bizzzzzzle
Same, if I had to hazard a guess I think it's because she's with Phil and some of his attitude rubbed off on her.
Khet is the horse
@@DemonicRemption I found out, is Phillip is short for Phillipos, “Lover of Horses”
@@bizzzzzzle
Hopefully that has nothing to do with it.
Low standards or poor taste
18:00 DDP seems like hes never been In A hospital before 😆
the charm salt is real
Reminder that Leanna was Phil's first girlfriend. And he was in his 30s.
I know about dsp through turkey tom. I know about her panic attacks and this is my first time fully watching this but i stopped at 2:39 i cannot watch this, its gross af. I hate dsp so much
Groogie!!!!
Romance kat
Phill has a thing for girls who work at the mall
she prob worked at gamestop and thats where they met
@@thekyleprojekt7996 Considering the age difference at the time, they probably met because Phil saw her leaving high school and decided to talk to her.
Pig ups, Blanke!
If you to give her a pill give her a pill and pill lollllllllll. All Phil’s girls work at the mall
I think I had a stroke reading this.
If you want to give her a pill giver her a pill give her a pill 💊 ummmmmmmm 😂😂😂😂😂😂
It’s a mental health issue and not hardly a fucking emergency I get panic attacks no big deal if they’re bad you need xanax
Ummmmmmmm
i mean, aside from narcisissm this first hospital story isnt really a reason to make fun of him. thats some dogshit hospital - and no not every hospital is like this
It's insane he didn't even showed concern or empathy toward his girlfriend during the whole explanation tho ... bad hospital or not
Romance girl