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Now I'll be waiting for Language Simp's VRchat video where he goes around to various worlds impressing everyone with his better-than-native language skills.
These videos always throw me for a loop. You'll say like 3 things that seem completely reasonable and then another that's hysterical so then I'm asking myself if I understood the last 3 things you said or not. It's awesome.
My target languages are British, American and Canadian. I scared that uɐᴉlɐɹʇsn∀ is too hard to learn, and I’m confused of Canadian, as it has 2 variants which are British Canadian and French Canadian. Maybe in another year, I’ll learn Mexican and Brazilian, so that I could communicate with Spanish people and Portuguese. I may also learn Mandarin so I can speak to Hong Kongers, Taiwanese, Japanese and Koreans. Indian seems like a fun language to learn too, I will go to the India continent someday to learn about their culture. And don’t forget African, lovely language to learn to talk with people from the country Africa!
While the first half of this comment was funny, the second half is just ignorant. For example people in Japan and Korea don’t speak mandarin, they speak Japanese and Korean. Also Africa has over 2000 different languages, Africa is a continent with different countries and systems. People don’t all just speak “African” there.
it's not rare theres just several sub dialects within sort of like WU < SO CAL, NOR CAL, Xicano, Bay Area > . Rare dialect is Appalachian... California dialect is like Bejing Mandarin of America
Thank you for these videos. I am not a native American speaker (I was born in Oceania and speak a dialect of Australian), but I use your videos as immersion and have been learning a lot (apologies for bad American)
I checked and the amount of people speaking Uzbek at the Mexican/American border has doubled since the release of this video. How am I supposed to insult people now?!
I highly recommend learning the prettiest languages ever Icelandic / Norse / Dutch / English / Norwegian / Gothic etc, which are the languages of the future, so all learners should be learning these 2gether, they are so heavenly with the prettiest words and sounds and the coolest and most modern pronunciations and aspects ever, and, Norse and Icelandic are the most alpha languages ever, definitely a must-learn for every learner, once one discovers these gorgeous languages, one wishes one would have discovered / learnt them sooner - I started learning languages on my own like one year ago, and I am already upper advanced level in Dutch and advanced level in Norwegian and upper intermediate level in Icelandic / Norse / German and mid intermediate level in French / Portuguese / Italian / Swedish and intermediate level in Welsh and upper beginner level in multiple other languages, so I highly recommend learning many easy and pretty languages, like I do, instead of only learning 1 or 2 impossible languages that don’t even sound good that one is never going to be native speaker level in, anyway, as choosing wisely is key to being a successful polyglot! Danish is one of the prettiest languages, but Icelandic / Norse / English / Dutch / Norwegian are the absolute prettiest languages ever, and this truly is an objective fact, as prettiness and great language construction and great word construction and great letter combinations and great sound combinations and pretty word endings etc are objective facts, just like the great sméłłs of fruits and flowers, and just like talent in music and skills in songwriting and pretty melodies etc, which are all facts, so all should be learning them 2gether, as they are way too pretty not to know! By the way, some of the other info is very untrue, all wøm’n are the exact opposite of cómpliments / beautiful / attractive etc, and ppl don’t even understand what things such as attraction are, which do not exist for ppl, and there is no way to ‘dethrone’ ppl as ppl are the exact opposite of kings etc, and we the Alphas (me and the pure protectors aka the alphas) are the only beings who belong on the thrones etc aka the only Royalty!
@@augustobarbosab.773 it look worse, but is slightly more coherent then Swedish orthography, after awhile you can atleast figure out what sort of sound a letter (or combination of letters) is supposed to make
by learning swedish you can also speak danish! as long as you get really drunk cause as a native danish speaker i can say with confidance that i say rød grød med fløde and fem flade fløde boller på et flat flødebolle fad almost every day
Sice I'm a polyglot alpha female, I decided I'm only gonna learn languages that use the American alphabet. Other languages are for betas! Btw, what's up with Spanish and that weird thing on top of the "n"? It's such a weird language! And objects have gender, meaning sex. Oh! And the conjugations are so weird! I'm gonna learn Portuguese or Italian instead. Plus, Spanish is so basic! Everybody speaks it. And as I only learn languages to be different than others, I'm avoiding this one. What do you guys think?
Whats up with the Spanish 'n' ?? Ni**a what's up with the French ' R ' sounds nothing like ARE or Ere (Spanish, Italian, Portugese,Romanian) . French 'R' sounds ghhhhhh hhhhhhhhhhhhh ar..ghhhh! *weird french noises. C'mon Senapai, Mexican Spanish alphabet is basically a Romanized version of the Japanese Chimpokemon script.. Everything be ending with POCKET - O , WAIFU - A, OMELETE- O, K OSO.
I love the fact that on the question about learning russian because of the war,since it is a serious topic ,our GigaChad actually doesn't answer in a sarcastic way and takes it seriously
I thought the same thing. But I didn't want to comment about it in case he did say something sarcastic that I missed or didn't understand, which would make my comment about the guy being serious look sarcastic.
As a multilingual semichad, I can confirm that one of the best reasons to learn new languages is indeed to talk shit about other people without them understanding. When I switched to American with my Canadian friends and started talking shit about them, they all left the chat in confusion. It was definitely worth learning American by watching Language Simp on RUclips. 10/10 would recommend.
My goal as a hyper polyglot giga Chad alpha male in training is to be a native speaker of Ikthuil. This will require deleting my original native language of American from my brain and starting from scratch with Ikthuil. Wish me luck!
Idk if he is being serious about russian, my comment is not about this dude, but about people who genuinely think like this. My german friend who learns russian gets a lot of comments from people saying he shouldn't learn russian after everything that happened. It's kinda wild to think about. Let's abolish great composers, writers, painters who lived centuries ago (and the language too) because modern russian government did some shit. Look at USA and NATO war crimes, lol, you will learn a lot of new stuff. What about Syria, Vietnam, Iraq, etc etc etc? Why don't we abolish english language then?
Their empathy is selective and the USA and NATO crimes are not important for them and not even a crime in their vision,they act like it doesn't exist 😍 by the moment you're european or from usa and have light eyes you automatically have access to a treatment for a first class human being.
@@JimJimWACA She's saying wars that affect white people get more empathy from white people than wars that affect brown/black people. Not that white people get catered to in every day life.
@The Queen Ah, understandable. Though it is completely reasonable for us to care more about Ukraine than say, Somalia, Ethiopia, Yemen, Sudan, etc. Ukraine is in our Hemisphere. In our area of influence. The invasion of Ukraine directly affects us Americans. If you go to Kenya, you will probably see more people talking about Somalia or Ethiopia than you would Ukraine. It's not good necessarily, but it's entirely reasonable. I, my family, and most Americans are not significantly affected by some conflicts in Somalia. In terms of war crimes, yes we have done messed up shit. But to compare our crimes to the Spanish, the British, the Germans, the Russians, the Japanese, and tons more, is simply stupid. We did bad stuff, but agree or disagree, I would say we're on the good side of history. I've always thought America should focus internally rather than externally, because at our current rate we'll be killing eachother like it's 1862 in 2024.
@@charlesdaloz2547 the other replies say ikenna and xiaoma but honestly they're not bad but holy shit does lingualizer piss me tf off. bro says the same rehearsed phrases every time and then shocks the ignorant americans for speaking a foreign language fluently even tho that's his native language 💀
Absolutely hilarious and loved the last video too. Although, I’d cut Steve Kaufmann slack in comparison to all the other “polyglots”. He doesn’t use a script, often has live interviews in different target languages, doesn’t post the classic “shock native speakers in public” trope, etc… He’s just a genuinely nice old man that likes to learn languages and gives genuine advice haha. He’s also honest that he’s not fluent in all of his languages and admits that he often forget EVERYTHING he had learned in a TL if he hasn’t studied it in a while. The worst he does, honestly, is he pushes LingQ as a learning platform (of which he’s the owner). But, comparatively, the logic behind LingQ makes some pedagogical sense (specifically Krashen’s Input Hypothesis), unlike DuoLingo…
I'm fluent in Albanian and I can attest to the fact that the best reason to learn a language is to constantly talk shit about everyone around you. I would suggest picking a language with speakers that look obviously different from the people around you so you can spot them before calling them fat pieces of shit right in front of them if one shows up.
"I'm fluent in Albanian and I can attest to the fact that the best reason to learn a language is to constantly talk shit about everyone around you." What's the albanian word for "bunker" ? I'm planning on doing the opposite.
Funny enough, my keyboard has almost every input. I have no idea, but the ones I keep on at all times (I went through and cleared them out because it would take over a minute to find the right keyboard) are: Italian British English Maltese Ukrainian Icelandic Norwegian Slovene Hebrew Estonian Korean Yes, I miss all my other keyboards. :(
I have the internacional fonetic alfabet, cus you can write funny weird shit like ͡o ͜o ͡ ʂɥɢθɰa ɒɪck ʎʰᶿʲ̃̃̃̃̃̃̃̃̃̃̃̃̃̃̃̃̃̃̃̃̃̃̃̃̃̃̃̃̃̃̃̃˞̰̰̰̰̰̰̰̰̰̰̰̰̰̰̰̰ Bolsonaroémuitogostoso oɯo ʁəəə β̪ azɨɳɢä ̥̥ ͡ṵ‿ṵ͡ ˩˥˥˩˩˨˧˦˧˩˨˦˦˥˩˥˦˩˦˧˥˩˦˥˧˩˨˦tɬʼ
@@ledues3336 No. I'm Canadian. My grandmother spoke Ukrainian to me but I ended up learning Norwegian and would se it as a code in high school. I'm still improving on my Norwegian but I can hold a conversation in Italian. I would consider myself fluent in English, almost fluent in Norwegian, and conversational in Italian.
I know the frustration of learning a language for years and years and still not being really advanced. But that usually happens because we are used to learning relatively easy languages like English, Spanish, etc. When you pick a more complicated and unusual one it feels like you're finally really learning a foreign language and not one that's like 70% cognate with yours.
“One of the hardest things to do as a new language learner is to choose which language to study” Meanwhile me who chose my language because it was the first one I saw and Greek looks cool
Im from Luxembourg but its such a tiny country that sometimes our neighbouring countries dont even know we exist, hearing it mentioned in a video is kinda like a weird fever dream to me
I’ve been meaning to learn American, but I’m very intimidated by it’s spelling! It’s not like English at all! But this hyper polyglot gigachad alpha male has helped me gain the confidence to take on a new language completely different from anything else I’ve learnt. I now feel as if I could learn any language. After I learn American, I plan on learning Mexican too! Maybe even Brazilian, as well. Thanks, Language simp! You’ve really helped me!
The most beautiful languages is Czech. It is easy to pronounce and looks very simple. Strč prst skrz krk Also it has the letter Ř which everyone can pronounce
It's been years since I spoke Czech so I think that the translation to the sentence without vowels is: Stick your finger through your neck. Also I know some people that cannot pronounce the Ř sound (they weren't raised in slavic countries).
The super mega hyper polyglot gigachad (that I am attracted to) is so dank that his support for Ukraine almost looks like a meme that only makes sense ironically lmao
fun video, I liked the answer to the question about learning russian. I think Russians would appreciate not being associated with their leader, thank you for sharing the message 🙏 (also languages are great for watching news from different countries!)
I really appreciate that he talks satirically about himself all the time, but when he talks about the war in Ukraine, he talks seriously, and I think that's great. in Europe we are having a hard time, and that is appreciated.
I was in Japan and everyone kept calling me Des (Short for Desmond) even when I kept correcting them. Every other sentence they'd call me Des. So fucking rude
Coming from a half Danish family I fully take that L with gratitude… if it was sarcastic… cos this rollercoaster of genuine and then sarcastic answers is taking me for a ride and I dont even hate it 😂
Become one with anime and start talking like anime voice actors by screaming your special attack in public. This will get you to level Z2 in no time (I skipped all of the letters of the alphabet by using the power of friendship).
хоть и симп саркастичен в этом видео, но меня пришлось задуматься, сколько лет мне потребовалось, чтобы прочитать книгу на втором языке. и, боже, я учу этот английский пять лет, и все еще не могу читать всякие хорошие книги с крутым сюжетом. это ужас
Eg komme fra Norge og ønske at Dansk fremdeles va landets Nasjonalspråk😔. Eg forstår veldig godt koffor dette hypergigachad språket forblei språket av den høgere klasse i flere århundre haha.
ive been studying german for two months when i started reading a simple book - and i kind of succeed - anyway i started another book after one year and half of practising and understood everything (but i put much effort to it and also live in germany, so...) now im trying with french, its not that easy tho, because i cannot find anyone speaking it - id need some french friend online idk
Danish 😂😂😂 Dated a danish guy when I was younger. He really wanted us to speak our native languages (I’m Swedish) with each other and I had such a hard time understanding him always sounding like a drunk Swede talking while throwing up and eating in the same time… thats how the most beautiful language on the planet sounds like 😁
believe it or not... a friend of mine told the EXACT same story with the baker when he went to france... what are the chances... maybe the bakers there really try to switch to english quite often when talking to foreigners
As a Russian guy learning Polish, I can not benefit in the best possible way from learning it - I can't talk shit about other people without them understanding me. I have tried saying "kurwa jebana, wypierdalaj" in the ironic manner, and people understood me. However, this is offset by the fact that the language is similar to my native one.
The best way to learn a language is comprehensive input and Reading!!! I speak English, Isizulu, Xhosa, afrikaans And Spanish and am currently learning french 💪🇫🇷
I cracked out loud when you mentioned the romantic sounds the Dutch make. I'm not Dutch and I live in the Netherlands. It's not that harsh of a language after you get used to it, though.
4:06 "everyone that I type to thinks Im a total moron, but I kind of am so I don't really care" holy shit this quote is amazing, Ive been using it and variations for months and it works like a charm.
As a German, I once watched an Austrian video. Wondering about the weird German dialect I couldn't recognize, but which I could understand to a good degree, I scrolled through the comments. One of them stated it was Luxembourgish, until today it was one of my most hilarious moments regarding language🤣 It seemed, many others didn't knew it was actually a language too. Sorry fellow Luxembourg people😅
For years I’ve been working to be a polygigachad myself, currently involving French, Vietnamese (cuz half Viet), Japanese, Chinese, Maybe Italian, and Chilean Spanish cuz central Chilean bf ༼⌐■ل͜■༽
My great uncle used to know japanese after being stationed, he still knew some japanese. He said the military would teach the curse words first you'd get in trouble for cursing in English.
As a native Danish speaker, I find the stød the most beautiful part of the language. Danish is essentially a stream of small hiccups interrupted by unpronounceable (to foreigners, your pronunciation was terrible) sounds.
Now I'll be waiting for Language Simp's VRchat video where he goes around to various worlds impressing everyone with his better-than-native language skills.
Stay tuned
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@@LanguageSimp As Pierre Miniggo said, that chicken game would be great. But here's the catch: slurs
I used to watch your channel to learn japanese lol
LMAO
These videos always throw me for a loop. You'll say like 3 things that seem completely reasonable and then another that's hysterical so then I'm asking myself if I understood the last 3 things you said or not. It's awesome.
omg yes its a total rollercoaster lmao
Yeah seriously ! I am left questioning did I really get the sarcasm in the ones which I found reasonable?! 😂
He does that, yes!😅😅
I like how there's legit advice on here for beginners who can benefit from it, yet not for a moment does the trolling relent.
@@sirfizz6518 what is relent?
My target languages are British, American and Canadian. I scared that uɐᴉlɐɹʇsn∀ is too hard to learn, and I’m confused of Canadian, as it has 2 variants which are British Canadian and French Canadian. Maybe in another year, I’ll learn Mexican and Brazilian, so that I could communicate with Spanish people and Portuguese. I may also learn Mandarin so I can speak to Hong Kongers, Taiwanese, Japanese and Koreans. Indian seems like a fun language to learn too, I will go to the India continent someday to learn about their culture. And don’t forget African, lovely language to learn to talk with people from the country Africa!
I guess you forgot russianese, kazakhese and slav
˙llǝʍ ǝʇᴉnb uᴉ ʇᴉɟ ʎǝɥʇ 'ʎʇᴉʌɐɹƃ ǝsɹǝʌǝɹ oʇ ʍoɥ uɹɐǝl ʎǝɥʇ ǝɔuo 'puɐ ǝƃɐnƃuɐl ǝɥʇ uɹɐǝl ʎɹʇunoɔ ʎɯ ǝpᴉsʇno ɯoɹɟ ǝldoǝd ʎuɐɯ uǝǝs ǝʌɐɥ I ˙oʇuᴉ ʇǝƃ oʇ ʇlnɔᴉɟɟᴉp ʇɐɥʇ ʇ,usᴉ ʇᴉ 'ɹǝʞɐǝds uɐᴉlɐɹʇsn∀ ǝʌᴉʇɐu ɐ s∀
@@mdahsenmirza2536 dont forget antartican too!!
While the first half of this comment was funny, the second half is just ignorant. For example people in Japan and Korea don’t speak mandarin, they speak Japanese and Korean. Also Africa has over 2000 different languages, Africa is a continent with different countries and systems. People don’t all just speak “African” there.
@@ched28 that's the whole point of the joke..
I speak a rare dialect of American called “Californian”. Could you (alpha male hyper polyglot) learn it and make a video about it?
🤣🤣🤣👍🏼
You forgot to say Gigachad
he already did in the video when he said soy gay
it's not rare theres just several sub dialects within sort of like WU < SO CAL, NOR CAL, Xicano, Bay Area > .
Rare dialect is Appalachian... California dialect is like Bejing Mandarin of America
@@arclight2012 actually what does this word gigachad mean ?! Or does it not ?!
Thank you for these videos. I am not a native American speaker (I was born in Oceania and speak a dialect of Australian), but I use your videos as immersion and have been learning a lot (apologies for bad American)
Hi 👋 (sorry for my bad american I have been studying for 2 decades)
@@shawcremeans1773 That's nothing I sjsk learnosj foh 3 decadus
Same here! (Now only me and you can talk because they can’t understand our Australian dialect of American)
@@_perza jokes on you, i've been learning the australian dialect of american since i was 2 weeks old
@@_apsis oh no.. well hey 1 person can understand us, that’s alright. Right mate?
I checked and the amount of people speaking Uzbek at the Mexican/American border has doubled since the release of this video. How am I supposed to insult people now?!
Switch to Gujarati?
I'm a native Uzbek speaker and I can teach you how to insult people in Uzbek language
@@hankersoree how
So now there's 4 people instead of 2?
I highly recommend learning the prettiest languages ever Icelandic / Norse / Dutch / English / Norwegian / Gothic etc, which are the languages of the future, so all learners should be learning these 2gether, they are so heavenly with the prettiest words and sounds and the coolest and most modern pronunciations and aspects ever, and, Norse and Icelandic are the most alpha languages ever, definitely a must-learn for every learner, once one discovers these gorgeous languages, one wishes one would have discovered / learnt them sooner - I started learning languages on my own like one year ago, and I am already upper advanced level in Dutch and advanced level in Norwegian and upper intermediate level in Icelandic / Norse / German and mid intermediate level in French / Portuguese / Italian / Swedish and intermediate level in Welsh and upper beginner level in multiple other languages, so I highly recommend learning many easy and pretty languages, like I do, instead of only learning 1 or 2 impossible languages that don’t even sound good that one is never going to be native speaker level in, anyway, as choosing wisely is key to being a successful polyglot!
Danish is one of the prettiest languages, but Icelandic / Norse / English / Dutch / Norwegian are the absolute prettiest languages ever, and this truly is an objective fact, as prettiness and great language construction and great word construction and great letter combinations and great sound combinations and pretty word endings etc are objective facts, just like the great sméłłs of fruits and flowers, and just like talent in music and skills in songwriting and pretty melodies etc, which are all facts, so all should be learning them 2gether, as they are way too pretty not to know!
By the way, some of the other info is very untrue, all wøm’n are the exact opposite of cómpliments / beautiful / attractive etc, and ppl don’t even understand what things such as attraction are, which do not exist for ppl, and there is no way to ‘dethrone’ ppl as ppl are the exact opposite of kings etc, and we the Alphas (me and the pure protectors aka the alphas) are the only beings who belong on the thrones etc aka the only Royalty!
I always thought Polish was a beautiful language. Not only that it's probably has the 2nd easiest pronunciation, right behind Danish of course!
mordzia słyszałeś koedyś o francuskim?
Can confirm, girls cream when i speak Danish. Men too.
@@isnisse3896 how dare you?! From a Swede quote by a Swede
And it also has one of the most simple modification of the Latin alphabet, right behind Vietnamese, of course.
@@augustobarbosab.773 it look worse, but is slightly more coherent then Swedish orthography, after awhile you can atleast figure out what sort of sound a letter (or combination of letters) is supposed to make
The most beautiful sounding language in my opinion has to be ASL hands down.
My entire body just went weak, this is the best comment
Especially with relaxed intonation, it sounds so much like fapping.
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oh no 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀
I lost my shit reading this. 💀
This guy is native speaker in the irony language
I have never seen a video have this much irony before XD i almost started believing he is being honest
@@smoothrough9718 so true, I want something normal now
You mean sarcasm?
My favorite language to learn is Swedish. I just want to get more acquainted with the people of Switzerland.
by learning swedish you can also speak danish! as long as you get really drunk cause as a native danish speaker i can say with confidance that i say rød grød med fløde and fem flade fløde boller på et flat flødebolle fad almost every day
…. This hurts my swiss soul
LOOOL, you actually had me in the first part
Swedish language is worst in the world.
Swedish language and Switzerland (they don't speak it there)? I don't get the joke.
Sice I'm a polyglot alpha female, I decided I'm only gonna learn languages that use the American alphabet. Other languages are for betas!
Btw, what's up with Spanish and that weird thing on top of the "n"? It's such a weird language! And objects have gender, meaning sex. Oh! And the conjugations are so weird! I'm gonna learn Portuguese or Italian instead. Plus, Spanish is so basic! Everybody speaks it. And as I only learn languages to be different than others, I'm avoiding this one. What do you guys think?
The American alphabet is objectively the best writing system so I don’t blame you!
Whats up with the Spanish 'n' ?? Ni**a what's up with the French ' R ' sounds nothing like ARE or Ere (Spanish, Italian, Portugese,Romanian) . French 'R' sounds ghhhhhh hhhhhhhhhhhhh ar..ghhhh! *weird french noises.
C'mon Senapai, Mexican Spanish alphabet is basically a Romanized version of the Japanese Chimpokemon script..
Everything be ending with POCKET - O , WAIFU - A, OMELETE- O, K OSO.
The only phrase you need to know in Spanish is this:
Lo siento por el baño. Está todo en llamas. Todo. Bueno, ahora es tu problema. Adiós.
@@joeldavis7577 Thx now I can speak to Spanish person Latino Einstein!!
@@joeldavis7577 ¡Aye! You must be a superpolyglot hyper omega gigachad! Por favor, yo quiero comprende tu!
Language Simp is the only person who asks not to sub to stay under 100k. Such a humble person.
What a Gigachad
@@Zapatero078 ikr
I love the fact that on the question about learning russian because of the war,since it is a serious topic ,our GigaChad actually doesn't answer in a sarcastic way and takes it seriously
He answered multiple questions seriously but it's hard to tell
I was just about to comment this. He knew when to drop the act for a moment and be real. I love that
I thought the same thing. But I didn't want to comment about it in case he did say something sarcastic that I missed or didn't understand, which would make my comment about the guy being serious look sarcastic.
Ukraine haters:I see this as a win win
@@average_tankie1370 if they hate Ukraine this would not be a win
As a multilingual semichad, I can confirm that one of the best reasons to learn new languages is indeed to talk shit about other people without them understanding. When I switched to American with my Canadian friends and started talking shit about them, they all left the chat in confusion. It was definitely worth learning American by watching Language Simp on RUclips. 10/10 would recommend.
But what if they spoke American?
I was like damn this dude sounds serios today then he comes in with learning uzbek
The best language 💪🏻🐺🇺🇿
Ozbek til yaxshi
Damn the last transition from giving genuine advice to suggesting to beat the **** out of someone caught me off guard.
Surprised to see that some of the answers are a genuinely good advice
Such as encouraging Texans to learn Uzbek 👍🏻
@@headlightspirits as a Texan I can confirm
@@headlightspirits hhhhhhhh
@@headlightspirits i want to learn welsh for no reason as a texan well it is for a reason it's so i can shit talk people
I have been waiting for that, Hyper Polyglot Gigachad, thank you, king
My goal as a hyper polyglot giga Chad alpha male in training is to be a native speaker of Ikthuil. This will require deleting my original native language of American from my brain and starting from scratch with Ikthuil. Wish me luck!
All mi jan pona omnichads speak toki pona
Idk if he is being serious about russian, my comment is not about this dude, but about people who genuinely think like this.
My german friend who learns russian gets a lot of comments from people saying he shouldn't learn russian after everything that happened. It's kinda wild to think about. Let's abolish great composers, writers, painters who lived centuries ago (and the language too) because modern russian government did some shit. Look at USA and NATO war crimes, lol, you will learn a lot of new stuff. What about Syria, Vietnam, Iraq, etc etc etc? Why don't we abolish english language then?
Their empathy is selective and the USA and NATO crimes are not important for them and not even a crime in their vision,they act like it doesn't exist 😍 by the moment you're european or from usa and have light eyes you automatically have access to a treatment for a first class human being.
Liberals are just fascists in disguise. Look at how redditors talk about Russians
@Rachel
Well considering my family can barely pay rent sometimes... And I am white... And live in America... I would disagree.
@@JimJimWACA She's saying wars that affect white people get more empathy from white people than wars that affect brown/black people. Not that white people get catered to in every day life.
@The Queen Ah, understandable. Though it is completely reasonable for us to care more about Ukraine than say, Somalia, Ethiopia, Yemen, Sudan, etc. Ukraine is in our Hemisphere. In our area of influence. The invasion of Ukraine directly affects us Americans. If you go to Kenya, you will probably see more people talking about Somalia or Ethiopia than you would Ukraine. It's not good necessarily, but it's entirely reasonable. I, my family, and most Americans are not significantly affected by some conflicts in Somalia. In terms of war crimes, yes we have done messed up shit. But to compare our crimes to the Spanish, the British, the Germans, the Russians, the Japanese, and tons more, is simply stupid. We did bad stuff, but agree or disagree, I would say we're on the good side of history. I've always thought America should focus internally rather than externally, because at our current rate we'll be killing eachother like it's 1862 in 2024.
This guy deserves a medal for sarcasm, he's so funny🤣
Yea
2:46 I can think of a number of people right off the top of my head and I can only hope that you're thinking of the same people xD
xiaoma
Lingualizer
@@Tinoco1x Seeing his mandarin videos i hoped he is different but holy did it go downhill fast from there
@@charlesdaloz2547 the other replies say ikenna and xiaoma but honestly they're not bad but holy shit does lingualizer piss me tf off. bro says the same rehearsed phrases every time and then shocks the ignorant americans for speaking a foreign language fluently even tho that's his native language 💀
Absolutely hilarious and loved the last video too. Although, I’d cut Steve Kaufmann slack in comparison to all the other “polyglots”. He doesn’t use a script, often has live interviews in different target languages, doesn’t post the classic “shock native speakers in public” trope, etc… He’s just a genuinely nice old man that likes to learn languages and gives genuine advice haha. He’s also honest that he’s not fluent in all of his languages and admits that he often forget EVERYTHING he had learned in a TL if he hasn’t studied it in a while. The worst he does, honestly, is he pushes LingQ as a learning platform (of which he’s the owner). But, comparatively, the logic behind LingQ makes some pedagogical sense (specifically Krashen’s Input Hypothesis), unlike DuoLingo…
He really likes Kaufmann (everybody does). He was not putting him on the level of the fake polyglots and such
@@caiovinicius5204 Hopefully both you guys have since seen the two videos they did together three months ago.
Amazing. This is an inspiration to many people who cant speak American.
I am a hypergigachad hyperpolyglot attractive to every woman and man, in training
I believe in you
@@LanguageSimp Thank you language simp
Kudos to Language Simp to taking a more serious approach to the question about learning Russian with what’s going on
I'm fluent in Albanian and I can attest to the fact that the best reason to learn a language is to constantly talk shit about everyone around you. I would suggest picking a language with speakers that look obviously different from the people around you so you can spot them before calling them fat pieces of shit right in front of them if one shows up.
"I'm fluent in Albanian and I can attest to the fact that the best reason to learn a language is to constantly talk shit about everyone around you."
What's the albanian word for "bunker" ? I'm planning on doing the opposite.
How tf are u fluent in Albanian and not Kosovoan
@@bread2512 Lol, they're the same, so I am.
@@joeldavis7577 So the opposite would be not talking shit about no one? And it's bunkier, like boon key air.
This is fucking hilarious bro
Funny enough, my keyboard has almost every input. I have no idea, but the ones I keep on at all times (I went through and cleared them out because it would take over a minute to find the right keyboard) are:
Italian
British English
Maltese
Ukrainian
Icelandic
Norwegian
Slovene
Hebrew
Estonian
Korean
Yes, I miss all my other keyboards. :(
I have the internacional fonetic alfabet, cus you can write funny weird shit like
͡o ͜o ͡ ʂɥɢθɰa ɒɪck ʎʰᶿʲ̃̃̃̃̃̃̃̃̃̃̃̃̃̃̃̃̃̃̃̃̃̃̃̃̃̃̃̃̃̃̃̃˞̰̰̰̰̰̰̰̰̰̰̰̰̰̰̰̰ Bolsonaroémuitogostoso oɯo ʁəəə β̪ azɨɳɢä ̥̥ ͡ṵ‿ṵ͡ ˩˥˥˩˩˨˧˦˧˩˨˦˦˥˩˥˦˩˦˧˥˩˦˥˧˩˨˦tɬʼ
@Feldweebel Akhowski No use having keyboards I use once in a blue moon. In reality, I only need three: English, Norwegian, and Italian.
Sei italiano?
@@ledues3336 No. I'm Canadian. My grandmother spoke Ukrainian to me but I ended up learning Norwegian and would se it as a code in high school. I'm still improving on my Norwegian but I can hold a conversation in Italian. I would consider myself fluent in English, almost fluent in Norwegian, and conversational in Italian.
@@polska-ukrayina oh cool! I love to see Italian culture being appreciated
Im not sure why i thought this would be a serious video! Really funny tho 🤣🤣
I know the frustration of learning a language for years and years and still not being really advanced. But that usually happens because we are used to learning relatively easy languages like English, Spanish, etc. When you pick a more complicated and unusual one it feels like you're finally really learning a foreign language and not one that's like 70% cognate with yours.
I’ve never found a more helpful channel to learning languages in my life. Thank you, Language Simp-sama
“One of the hardest things to do as a new language learner is to choose which language to study”
Meanwhile me who chose my language because it was the first one I saw and Greek looks cool
Im from Luxembourg but its such a tiny country that sometimes our neighbouring countries dont even know we exist, hearing it mentioned in a video is kinda like a weird fever dream to me
Do the natives speak Luxembourgish in daily life or is it more of a cultural relic these days while everyone speaks French or German?
@@Mentally_Will Haha, I'd say cultural relic just about describes it
@@Arthur-wc4hn Depends. There is still a lot Luxembourgish spoken on a daily basis, but indeed french is taking over.
German is taking over too and in the south most of the people are portuguese
But we still talk Luxembourgish, but most dont know how to write it at all
I’ve been meaning to learn American, but I’m very intimidated by it’s spelling! It’s not like English at all! But this hyper polyglot gigachad alpha male has helped me gain the confidence to take on a new language completely different from anything else I’ve learnt. I now feel as if I could learn any language. After I learn American, I plan on learning Mexican too! Maybe even Brazilian, as well. Thanks, Language simp! You’ve really helped me!
Eres un genio. You are my absolute hero. I would be nothing without this channel.
1:00 the superior language 💪🏻🐺🇺🇿
The most beautiful languages is Czech. It is easy to pronounce and looks very simple.
Strč prst skrz krk
Also it has the letter Ř which everyone can pronounce
Lol!!
It's been years since I spoke Czech so I think that the translation to the sentence without vowels is: Stick your finger through your neck. Also I know some people that cannot pronounce the Ř sound (they weren't raised in slavic countries).
I love how there's actually some bits of truth in the midst of the funny stuff. 😆
It’s crazy how many languages you know. I remember struggling so much learning English, I swear I’d never learn another.
deciding what language to learn is easy. Pick a language using a random number generator and learn every language but this one.
Obviously.
Never expected my mother tongue Gujarati mentioned in a language simp video. LOL
Same bro
The super mega hyper polyglot gigachad (that I am attracted to) is so dank that his support for Ukraine almost looks like a meme that only makes sense ironically lmao
This video has inspired me to learn Uzbek, will be so helpful in my day to day life 🙌
fun video, I liked the answer to the question about learning russian. I think Russians would appreciate not being associated with their leader, thank you for sharing the message 🙏
(also languages are great for watching news from different countries!)
This part really threw me off because it was the one sensible/accurate bit in an absolute sea of sarcasm/ironic comedy.
I like the mix of fake and real advice, to where it's hard to know what to take away from this!
“But keep in mind, guys, reading is super dumb and you’re weird as sh*t if you do it”. 🤣 🤣☠️
I really like the absolute deadpan sarcasm you always use, it's really similar to my own style of humour.
Dude, you were close to 100k, now your close to 300k, that's amazing
why does watching any of this guy's videos feel like a fucking fever dream
"...or the romantic and lovely sounds created by the Dutch speaker"
Mijn hart zit vol trots.
Your channel’s growing fast!!
Funny enough my keyboard is both in English and cyrillic. I keep going back and forth between Russian and Ukrainian for the past few years
both are awesome
@@kefir321 agreed
I really appreciate that he talks satirically about himself all the time, but when he talks about the war in Ukraine, he talks seriously, and I think that's great. in Europe we are having a hard time, and that is appreciated.
I was in Japan and everyone kept calling me Des (Short for Desmond) even when I kept correcting them. Every other sentence they'd call me Des. So fucking rude
Your aggressive passive aggressive sarcasm style is quite my cup of tea.
Coming from a half Danish family I fully take that L with gratitude… if it was sarcastic… cos this rollercoaster of genuine and then sarcastic answers is taking me for a ride and I dont even hate it 😂
What you said about Russian and Ukrainian warmed my heart so much, thank you!
7:33 no bc today in French I literally read poisson as poosay and my French teacher couldn't stop laughing 😭
Hi, im here to remind you of this embarrassing moment from six months ago that you probably dont want to be reminded of.
10 month anniversary
wow so cool this new effect when you like the video !
I just found your channel and omfg i am dying laughing.
“Luxembourgish is a weird hybrid combining French and German in a strange and frankly unholy matrimony” dude so is English
Ja tak endelig en fucking person der anerkender at dansk er det bedste sprog
The chaos and insanity alone has me cackling. I had to subscribe. 💀
I found this channel today, and I for the first time activated the bell notification
Hey, I've been learning Japanese for the last 253 years (13 hours a day) and I'm still A2, what can I do to bring my Japanese to the next level? uWu
253 years ? Did you mean 253 days ?
@MH That's pretty long.
Become one with anime and start talking like anime voice actors by screaming your special attack in public. This will get you to level Z2 in no time (I skipped all of the letters of the alphabet by using the power of friendship).
You should start with a non-fiction book in your target language
You are a really gigachad! Love you!
bhahhahahaha I've been waiting for this 💪
хоть и симп саркастичен в этом видео, но меня пришлось задуматься, сколько лет мне потребовалось, чтобы прочитать книгу на втором языке. и, боже, я учу этот английский пять лет, и все еще не могу читать всякие хорошие книги с крутым сюжетом. это ужас
Det er en ære at nogen endelig forstår hvor flot et sprog Dansk er 😂❤
Eg komme fra Norge og ønske at Dansk fremdeles va landets Nasjonalspråk😔. Eg forstår veldig godt koffor dette hypergigachad språket forblei språket av den høgere klasse i flere århundre haha.
ive been studying german for two months when i started reading a simple book - and i kind of succeed - anyway i started another book after one year and half of practising and understood everything (but i put much effort to it and also live in germany, so...)
now im trying with french, its not that easy tho, because i cannot find anyone speaking it - id need some french friend online idk
Danish 😂😂😂 Dated a danish guy when I was younger. He really wanted us to speak our native languages (I’m Swedish) with each other and I had such a hard time understanding him always sounding like a drunk Swede talking while throwing up and eating in the same time… thats how the most beautiful language on the planet sounds like 😁
believe it or not...
a friend of mine told the EXACT same story with the baker when he went to france...
what are the chances...
maybe the bakers there really try to switch to english quite often when talking to foreigners
As a native speaker of Gujarati i can confirm it's a vital language to learn in those states
this is the best channel on youtube
this was actually helpful ngl
As a Russian guy learning Polish, I can not benefit in the best possible way from learning it - I can't talk shit about other people without them understanding me. I have tried saying "kurwa jebana, wypierdalaj" in the ironic manner, and people understood me. However, this is offset by the fact that the language is similar to my native one.
Do pre-100k subscribers get an honorary Hyperpolyglot Gigachad title or do I have to actually learn languages to get it?
The best way to learn a language is comprehensive input and Reading!!! I speak English, Isizulu, Xhosa, afrikaans And Spanish and am currently learning french 💪🇫🇷
The most beautiful language is the silent language of unsettlingly long eye contact.
I cracked out loud when you mentioned the romantic sounds the Dutch make.
I'm not Dutch and I live in the Netherlands. It's not that harsh of a language after you get used to it, though.
hoe GHat het. GHGHGHGHGH sounds like ur choking
It makes German sound like honey.
I love this community of chads and chaddettes
3:10 ! Please do a video with him! He’s very serious so I wonder if he’ll understand your humor haha 😂😂😂
4:06
"everyone that I type to thinks Im a total moron, but I kind of am so I don't really care" holy shit this quote is amazing, Ive been using it and variations for months and it works like a charm.
I love this guy lmao
Most beautiful languages:
1. Bengali
2. Danish
3. Arabic
4. Italian
Thai tegulu tamil
Most beautiful languages:
1. Franco-castilian
2. Californian Mandarin
3. Danish
4. One i made up when i was 15 as a joke
After seeing Language Simp's mobile keyboards, i would really like to see him speak finnish on a video
you remind me so much of my friend who speak persian, french, german, and english. same fucking humor
that's gay I approve 💅
Cat 🐱
gato 😼
El cringe
Chat 😾
Me too
As a German, I once watched an Austrian video. Wondering about the weird German dialect I couldn't recognize, but which I could understand to a good degree, I scrolled through the comments.
One of them stated it was Luxembourgish, until today it was one of my most hilarious moments regarding language🤣 It seemed, many others didn't knew it was actually a language too. Sorry fellow Luxembourg people😅
Luxemburger hier. Kennst du den Komiker der beim Integrationstest Luxemburg als Hauptstadt Deutschlands nannte? xD
It was pretty hard learning African but I managed to pull through it 😊 I’m working on learning Texas
This is the ultimate top tier comedy🏆 I actually LMAO🤣
The best way to learn a language is by eating native speaking brain dripped in cheese and canola oil
I used this way and speak Hebrew
Dude I love your hot/cold relationship with Arabic 😂
For years I’ve been working to be a polygigachad myself, currently involving French, Vietnamese (cuz half Viet), Japanese, Chinese, Maybe Italian, and Chilean Spanish cuz central Chilean bf ༼⌐■ل͜■༽
My great uncle used to know japanese after being stationed, he still knew some japanese. He said the military would teach the curse words first you'd get in trouble for cursing in English.
2:46 bruh 😂😂😂😂😂
As a native Danish speaker, I find the stød the most beautiful part of the language.
Danish is essentially a stream of small hiccups interrupted by unpronounceable (to foreigners, your pronunciation was terrible) sounds.
Bro this video had me dying
before 1:00 I thought this is finally a serious video from language simp, oh god I'm glad I'm wrong