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  • Опубликовано: 10 сен 2024
  • Tried a different format to show some harsh reality with the very funny standup comic Devesh Dixit , you can check his youtube channel by the same name . Try watching with headphones for better experience
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    Devesh Dixit - / dixitdevesh
    Pratyush Chaubey - / chaubey.pratyush

Комментарии • 2,5 тыс.

  • @vibhutipandey7207
    @vibhutipandey7207 4 года назад +1980

    Turnover hota kya hai
    Aadhar card lagta hai fir ban jata hai
    😂🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @hemantsharma55
      @hemantsharma55 4 года назад +14

      Is ek bat ki vjh se vdo k beech me hi like kr dia bhai

    • @girdharchoudhary3996
      @girdharchoudhary3996 4 года назад +8

      Epic tha yaar 100cr

    • @girdharchoudhary3996
      @girdharchoudhary3996 4 года назад +14

      Adhaar card lagta hai ban jata hai 100cr ka turnover.

    • @Hi_Mansi
      @Hi_Mansi 4 года назад +8

      Showoff h😂

    • @vibhupal5797
      @vibhupal5797 3 года назад

      Kushi dhudne ke bahane h ye 😂
      It seems to be true but it’s not

  • @abhayjeetpuri7379
    @abhayjeetpuri7379 4 года назад +2867

    These guys are not comedians,, they are philosophers,, 😂

    • @chiragahjolia
      @chiragahjolia 4 года назад +9

      Kya baat keh di yaar

    • @TanmayyTrivedi6
      @TanmayyTrivedi6 4 года назад +26

      Har paan ki dukaan, har koi choti chai ki tapri pe aise mahaan "philosophers" aasani se apna gyaan baantate hue paaye jaa skte hain.

    • @nehasuryavanshi5587
      @nehasuryavanshi5587 4 года назад

      That's true

    • @EzMeck
      @EzMeck 4 года назад +1

      100% sehmat hai hum

    • @gaurav.8827
      @gaurav.8827 4 года назад

      Jo baat hain! 🤣♥️

  • @paragautkar09
    @paragautkar09 4 года назад +402

    These comics are so so underrated. I think this content is top-notch. Much better than the more established comics.

  • @vysakhk7046
    @vysakhk7046 2 года назад +187

    Kya dekh liya mene.. comedy masterpiece without the crowd laughing at everything.. so refreshing..

  • @vanshmotghare__
    @vanshmotghare__ 3 года назад +395

    When 200 Newton died these two philosophers were born 😂😂😂😂

    • @desiree6949
      @desiree6949 3 года назад +2

      😂😂😂😂😂

    • @chini3014
      @chini3014 2 года назад +2

      Bahi Newton scientist tha ..

    • @swapnilrajawat8637
      @swapnilrajawat8637 2 года назад

      India ke koi Rishi Muni yaad nhi aye?

    • @Steve-vk2kw
      @Steve-vk2kw 2 года назад

      😂😂😂😂

    • @bikashdas0007
      @bikashdas0007 Год назад +1

      ​@@swapnilrajawat8637they were legends bro, you can't compare to anyone with them

  • @neerajrishichemicalscience7788
    @neerajrishichemicalscience7788 4 года назад +2077

    i want this level of agreement between me and my girlfriend

    • @90rahulnayak23
      @90rahulnayak23 4 года назад +12

      Argument

    • @Deybungshu
      @Deybungshu 4 года назад +24

      Parallel world dhundna padega fir toh bhai 🤣

    • @souravsarkar8564
      @souravsarkar8564 4 года назад +27

      Zindagi se zyada expectation mat rakkho bhaiya...khush rahoge 😝

    • @shikhathakur4353
      @shikhathakur4353 4 года назад +16

      I died of laughing your comment 🤣😂

    • @7shivanijamwal7
      @7shivanijamwal7 4 года назад +7

      Dekh hi paate hongy ab toh 🤣

  • @aayushmangarg2744
    @aayushmangarg2744 4 года назад +1131

    That comparison of own baby with neighbour's dog😂😂😂

    • @shobharege9429
      @shobharege9429 4 года назад +25

      १० रुपए की मैगी khiladdo ऐसे कुत्ते की तरह नाचता है

    • @manmohanchaurasiya8065
      @manmohanchaurasiya8065 2 года назад

      10 Rs ka Maggie kha ke kutte jaisa kondta...

    • @adityajha9665
      @adityajha9665 Год назад +1

      @@shobharege9429 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @durgeshsharma4379
      @durgeshsharma4379 9 месяцев назад

      Dedh lakh rupay ka kutta le aaye hain bol tak nahi pata😂😂😂😂

  • @SG-gm9ii
    @SG-gm9ii 4 года назад +395

    These Type of conversation makes you alive 😂🥰

  • @thiruvetti
    @thiruvetti 3 года назад +163

    "Din accha chala jaaye nind hi nahi aati hai" - Theme of 2020 !

  • @Vi-mj1yz
    @Vi-mj1yz 2 года назад +31

    Watched it again after 2 years & glad it has crossed 700k views. This series was hilarious as hell!🤣🤣

  • @varshaanand9974
    @varshaanand9974 4 года назад +275

    I died while laughing when he said " 1.5 lakh ka kutta le aaye , bol tk nhi pata .. 2:20

  • @youarecorrectiamwrongbecau1338
    @youarecorrectiamwrongbecau1338 4 года назад +475

    "Din accha chala jaaye nind hi nahi aati hai"
    - 2019

  • @shivamtewari2576
    @shivamtewari2576 4 года назад +867

    This has a potential of becoming a series !!

    • @hillolkalita9780
      @hillolkalita9780 4 года назад +8

      Abh bailbuddhi...series hi hai yeh...# nhi dikh ra kya...laude se sochta hai kya

  • @aakash9341
    @aakash9341 3 года назад +53

    Best part was:
    Hamaare chote waala babool ki lakdi lekr jaa rhaa hai..jeet paayega woh?😂😂

  • @kushagrabhardwaj2033
    @kushagrabhardwaj2033 3 года назад +22

    I just love the way how these guys agree to each other. 😂😂😂 amazing amzing sir...

  • @bittupaul9455
    @bittupaul9455 4 года назад +449

    Devesh: "turnover hota kaise hai waise?"
    Pratyush: "hota hai..waise private job walo ko banwana parta hai, aadhar card wagera lagta hai, ban jaata hai"
    😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @arunitsingh3518
      @arunitsingh3518 2 года назад +7

      😂😂😂

    • @vanshikasoni6950
      @vanshikasoni6950 2 года назад +10

      Also
      Devesh: Bit coin kya hota h waise
      Pratyush: Hota h.. Ek sikka chala h market me aise private walo ko rakhna hota h
      😂😂😂😂

    • @saumyapandey8259
      @saumyapandey8259 Год назад

      😂😂😂😂

  • @kumarsarvesh6490
    @kumarsarvesh6490 4 года назад +318

    Dukh best hota hai !
    -Devesh Dixit (2019)

  • @arpitchhabra1536
    @arpitchhabra1536 4 года назад +360

    The level of agreement between these two...

  • @shefatabassum2396
    @shefatabassum2396 4 года назад +9

    "Din acha chala jaaye neend hi nahi aati " and those lines on dukh .. Dil ko thandak mili apn akele nahi hein duniya mein 😂😂

  • @sumedhasaxena6702
    @sumedhasaxena6702 3 года назад +15

    I have watched this video at least 30 times, and just noticed today 'wo jo Ramayan main banta tha.. Bhishma Pitamah' 😂

  • @aastharathore2570
    @aastharathore2570 4 года назад +545

    "Hamare Chote wale ko aap Rs. 10 ki Maggie khila do, aisa KUTTEEE ki Tarah naachta h" 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
    You guys are hilarious!!! 😂😂😂

    • @anujsharma9277
      @anujsharma9277 4 года назад

      indeed

    • @subhrajit0993
      @subhrajit0993 4 года назад +1

      ha ha that line was hilarious !!

    • @AvinashKumar-xl2vv
      @AvinashKumar-xl2vv 3 года назад +1

      Lekin comparison best tha... 😂😂😂

    • @abhacs01
      @abhacs01 3 года назад +3

      Ded crore ka kutta laye... Humare chote wale k isme 20000 lge delivery... Chalta firta bolta..h

    • @ShubhamKumar-jd8bk
      @ShubhamKumar-jd8bk 3 года назад +1

      @@abhacs01 ded lakh*

  • @ChandrakantVadher
    @ChandrakantVadher 4 года назад +474

    Ye content nahi, zeher hai zeher !! 😂😂😂😂

  • @sahilmahna7175
    @sahilmahna7175 4 года назад +245

    They are doing future level comedy in present 😂

  • @dheerajsharma221
    @dheerajsharma221 3 года назад +56

    I don't know how many times I've watched this series.......nd everytime it's damn funny......hats off to these guys...... Just hoping that would keep creating more stuff like that 🙏

  • @ashutoshkumaryadav7187
    @ashutoshkumaryadav7187 3 года назад +27

    Great acting guys, I can totally feel how difficult to control laughter......😂😂

  • @ytravi
    @ytravi 4 года назад +233

    show off ka nanga nach ... I want this to be an 8 hour long conversation.. I would listen to it everyday in my office.

  • @souravsureka2008
    @souravsureka2008 4 года назад +318

    Video 1: Creta
    Video 2: Fridge
    Video 3: Upper body

  • @utkarshsingh3228
    @utkarshsingh3228 4 года назад +324

    "Dekh lete hain facebook par"
    "Dekh hi paate honge ab to" 😂😂
    Are bhai😂😂

  • @mehwishshaikh2109
    @mehwishshaikh2109 3 года назад +2

    "Best Lagta hai mere ko to" killed it...!!!😂🤣🤣🤣🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂📝💯💯

  • @1oh169
    @1oh169 4 года назад +50

    1:15 he started laughing 😂

  • @ayushchoudhary4721
    @ayushchoudhary4721 4 года назад +157

    "EMI toh suit karti hai mardo par" 😂

  • @rajpalsinghnegi9481
    @rajpalsinghnegi9481 4 года назад +768

    "दस रूपये की मैगी खाकर ऐसा कुत्ते की तरह नाचता है " 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @bhushanstake3788
    @bhushanstake3788 4 года назад +116

    Bitcoin....for Private sector employee's 😂😂😂

    • @piyushuttarwar2273
      @piyushuttarwar2273 4 года назад

      These guys predicted the future ..in chain government officials are getting the salary in the form of there own crypto currency

  • @vanshikasoni6950
    @vanshikasoni6950 2 года назад +2

    These guys are just fire... Itne genuinely kaise kr lete h yaar....
    Devesh: Bit coin kya hota h waise
    Pratyush: Hota h.. Ek sikka chala h market me aise private walo ko rakhna hota h
    😂😂😂😂

  • @SuryavanshiSatyavrat
    @SuryavanshiSatyavrat 3 года назад +9

    The way Pratyush says Hota hai... and then connect it with private job walo ko rakhna pdta h🤣🤣🤣

  • @lets_get_startedshivmtripa5286
    @lets_get_startedshivmtripa5286 4 года назад +146

    "Bakchodi Has No Limits." ~ Anonymous 🖋️💯😂😂

  • @suvratarya
    @suvratarya 4 года назад +281

    They're trying hard not to burst into laughter themselves 😂😅

  • @shashankmohi
    @shashankmohi 4 года назад +47

    "Thi kya... Aaj bhi hai..." 😂 !! Amazing format...

  • @lokey23
    @lokey23 4 года назад +15

    When are we getting new video on this series..... This is sheer genius

  • @rafiulislamrikk3269
    @rafiulislamrikk3269 2 года назад +4

    Devesh : Hume dukh ko control karna ata hain.
    Pratyush : khandani hain apna to! 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @nehaneha2238
    @nehaneha2238 4 года назад +69

    i met devesh dixit at clc gurgaon show last year.. he is one of the best stand up comics we have !!

  • @shishirscb
    @shishirscb 4 года назад +114

    5:54 Dekh hi paate hoge ab toh.. 😂😂😂😂

  • @arnab9217
    @arnab9217 4 года назад +169

    A series of this will be highly appreciated... 😂😂😂

  • @bgsingh9095
    @bgsingh9095 4 года назад +19

    They make me imagine the events and scenes in my mind!!

  • @ajayjavkar
    @ajayjavkar 2 года назад +3

    Devesh: "Turnover hota kya hai vaise?"
    Pratyush: "Hota hai, private job valo ko banvana padta hai, aadhaar card vagera lagta hai, ban jata hai"
    🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
    You guys are outstanding👏

  • @anugyadubey254
    @anugyadubey254 4 года назад +31

    This conversation is making me feel alive 😹😹
    Private job check:
    1-Turnover
    2-Bit coin

  • @askeladdluciusartoriuscast2074
    @askeladdluciusartoriuscast2074 4 года назад +150

    So is this " BHANG story " 😂😂😂

  • @himangshudeka486
    @himangshudeka486 4 года назад +60

    This is the best thing on internet today. Please bring more such series

  • @amanpandey6750
    @amanpandey6750 4 года назад +17

    I really started to listening seriously when they're talking about "dukh" 😂

  • @shahidmehdi6933
    @shahidmehdi6933 2 года назад +4

    Pratyush, buddy you are the best. I just love your simplicity and the subjects which are closer to our lives.

  • @akhilendrasingh4143
    @akhilendrasingh4143 4 года назад +260

    PC: Ye dukh se itna darte kyun h ye log?
    DD: Pata nhi
    PC: Sahi to hota h
    DD: Best lgta h mujhe to
    PC: Comfortable si feeling aati h
    DD: Jyada ye Gher me aise khusi si phail jaye na to mere ko aisa ajeeb sa lagne lgta h❤️🤣😂😂
    PC: Aree Din acha chala jaye neend hi nhi aati
    DD: Mujhe lgta h khudi Qalesh kr dun kuch
    PC: Hmmm

  • @vikashkumar-jr8lh
    @vikashkumar-jr8lh 4 года назад +145

    2:40 comparing his son with dog 😂😂

  • @earthingboring
    @earthingboring 4 года назад +79

    Private job walo ko banwana padta hai😂😂
    Adhar card wagerah lagta hai🤣🤣🤣
    Ban jata hai....😂😂🤣🤣

  • @healTubeMeditation
    @healTubeMeditation 3 года назад +9

    Din acha chale jaye toh neend nahi aati.... on December 30 😂2021😅😅🤣

  • @kumarkunal6534
    @kumarkunal6534 4 года назад +2

    I have seriously no idea why this series is not viral already..💯 LIT

  • @suchitrsharma5234
    @suchitrsharma5234 4 года назад +58

    06:42
    भीष्म पितामह , रामायण में कब से आ गए ।
    मैंने तो महाभारत में सुना था , syallbus चेंज हो गया क्या 🤣😁

  • @salildixit007
    @salildixit007 4 года назад +160

    भई गजब का कमीनापन पेले हो वीडियो में..
    बढ़िया बात ये है कि एक भी गाली नहीं निकली जबकि हम देखते देखते 2-4 मन में दे लिए 😂😂

  • @shashwattripathi7681
    @shashwattripathi7681 4 года назад +164

    Private Job walo Ko karna padta hai Video Like😂

  • @GautamBmurali16
    @GautamBmurali16 2 года назад +2

    "Ramayana m bhishma pithama"😂
    Why nobody's talking about this?😂

  • @shivanisharma4444
    @shivanisharma4444 Год назад +1

    6:27 yar next level🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @prashantsurin2664
    @prashantsurin2664 4 года назад +73

    Pratyush Chaubey 2019:"Private job walon ko lagta hai".

  • @nehar.7953
    @nehar.7953 4 года назад +145

    Zehreeley jeeja : *Creta*
    Party animals : *Fridge*
    Zehreeley padoshi : *Hamaarey* *Chhota* *Wala*

  • @sudhanshu995
    @sudhanshu995 4 года назад +54

    Devesh dixit is stealing the show. It is refreshing to see sketch comedy from you guys. Keep uploading 💥🔥

  • @use-hustlelucre
    @use-hustlelucre 4 года назад

    Ghar bechney pe ayi h amma ji garibon ka 🤣
    I like it - dukhi raho grounded rahogey, kharcha kaam hoga 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
    EPIC SOLUTION 👏👏👏👏👏👏

  • @AbhishekSharma-gd3rh
    @AbhishekSharma-gd3rh 2 года назад +3

    Watching this for 5th or 6th time and it's still fresh... Waiting for more from this series

  • @roshan65000
    @roshan65000 4 года назад +86

    It's interesting how the conversation went from mundane to total existentialism.

  • @gauravsharma-zb1ku
    @gauravsharma-zb1ku 4 года назад +38

    You two are on another league. Please keep these sketches coming.

  • @ayushmishra9712
    @ayushmishra9712 4 года назад +73

    Gonna tell my kids these two were most "zehreele"😂😂😂😂😂

  • @anikets4699
    @anikets4699 3 года назад +4

    IF IT'S AN IMPROV, THESE GUYS ARE GOLD!

  • @aadityaupadhyay4441
    @aadityaupadhyay4441 Год назад +2

    😂😂😂bhai Sahab award do inko 3:54

  • @AdhyayanClassesByDY
    @AdhyayanClassesByDY 4 года назад +30

    i just look at their faces and cann't stop laughing..😂😂😂😂

  • @rimsbin25
    @rimsbin25 4 года назад +32

    I was on bed rest, thanks for making my day ! I am feeling better after watching this !

  • @rahulabhua
    @rahulabhua 4 года назад +19

    "Agle din phone karke kehte hain humari ladki to lesbian hai.." Epic

  • @forviewing8161
    @forviewing8161 Год назад +3

    how are they keeping straight face. wonderful acting from both.

  • @himful
    @himful 4 года назад +5

    The Dark joke in this is that these are real conversations between people

  • @ekpiyalichai
    @ekpiyalichai 4 года назад +43

    Some years from now
    This wud b a cult youtube classic
    बेहतरीन 👌

  • @gauravkumawat122
    @gauravkumawat122 4 года назад +63

    Continue these sketches, it's gonna be a trend setter for sure.

  • @shubhendudhal5442
    @shubhendudhal5442 4 года назад +14

    Irfan Khan level acting... Poker face ...hasi control karna 🙌🙌🙌😂

  • @NeerajSingh-wu4pf
    @NeerajSingh-wu4pf 4 года назад

    Oh bhai oh bhai. Epic yaar. Bada hi maja aa raha hai sahi kalakaro ko dekh kar ki jo bina gali galoch ke bhi itni awesome comedy kar sakte hai.
    And I can very well articulate myself in english also 😅😅 but jo hindi main vayeteet karne ka maja raha hai inko dekh wo kya baat bhai.
    Absolute gems these guys are.

  • @nomadicvineet
    @nomadicvineet 3 года назад +2

    The agreement is another level. 😂

  • @anshulyadav9907
    @anshulyadav9907 4 года назад +35

    This is something next level!! So relatable and humorous 😂 please do bring more of such series! This is GOLD 🔥

  • @wrightvcx2249
    @wrightvcx2249 4 года назад +4

    I have one request to you guys. Please never stop making these videos. This is one of the best thing on RUclips.

  • @darshanjain3004
    @darshanjain3004 4 года назад +19

    i have no words to say, you both are just fantastic, never ever, i repeat never ever stop making such videos.

  • @gaganpreetgrewal9095
    @gaganpreetgrewal9095 2 года назад +3

    Chhote ki delivery part was amazing 😂🔥

  • @tanaykumar9636
    @tanaykumar9636 3 года назад +1

    Bhai ye dono kya alag level p hai. Inka writing, Inka acting bhai kahi ni dekha h aisa. Kya likhte ho yaar. Thank you for putting out this content for free u people are really really next level. There is no match .

  • @anikverma3819
    @anikverma3819 4 года назад +51

    3:20 khud hi kalesh kardo 😂😂😂😂

  • @mubinsoneji5248
    @mubinsoneji5248 4 года назад +65

    Chitranch is like, "I SEE NO GOD HERE OTHER THAN ME" 🤣

  • @valli1159
    @valli1159 4 года назад +90

    #Indian best movie duo $holey: - *Jai-Viru*
    # Indian stand up duo:- *Davesh- Pratyush*

  • @keshavkothari__
    @keshavkothari__ 2 года назад +4

    Loved this format. Thanks for recreating something new and so random. ❤️

  • @adventureswithdhruv
    @adventureswithdhruv 4 года назад +5

    bring this GOLD BACK!! 💯👌🏻

  • @johnmarshall9887
    @johnmarshall9887 4 года назад +47

    " Din acha chala jaye , neend hi nhi lgti " 😂😂😂🙏

  • @thebeerministry
    @thebeerministry 4 года назад +19

    "Din acha chala jaae neend hi nhi ati hai" 😂😂

  • @shubhamsahu1396
    @shubhamsahu1396 4 года назад +31

    I'm laughing without even watching 😆😆😆😆

  • @madhusudanmishra8282
    @madhusudanmishra8282 4 года назад +8

    Please continue this series.

  • @prathameshbarde7421
    @prathameshbarde7421 2 года назад +3

    please continue this series mann!!!......This is brilliant😂😂💙

  • @jsreekanth26
    @jsreekanth26 4 года назад +14

    2:17 almost broke character.... 😂

  • @abinashprusty4527
    @abinashprusty4527 4 года назад +48

    Is it completely scripted or a lot of improvisations!! Raw comedy. Awesome

    • @valli1159
      @valli1159 4 года назад

      Watch carefully... It's edited so many times ...
      Seems editor had tough time

  • @diptimishra7757
    @diptimishra7757 4 года назад +10

    🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂🤣 Outstanding fabulous amma ji visnhu bnkey jyegi

  • @antikojha5481
    @antikojha5481 4 года назад +4

    Devesh dixit is such an amazing actor man👌👌🔥🔥

  • @rockdon4130
    @rockdon4130 3 года назад +2

    Kasam Se devesh and pratyush bhai hahhahahahah