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  • @tyswizzel
    @tyswizzel Месяц назад +2

    Link (L): Gee, it sure is boring around here.
    The King (K): My boy. This peace is what all warriors strive for.
    L: I just wonder what Ganon is up to.
    Gwonam: Your majesty. Ganon [gænʌn] and his minions have seized the islands of Koridai.
    K: Hmm... How can we help?
    G: It is written: only Link can defeat Ganon.
    L: Great! I'll grab my stuff!
    G: There is no time; your sword is enough.
    L: How about a kiss... For luck?
    Zelda (Z): You've got to be kidding.
    G: Squadila! [squa.dɪ.la] We're off!
    L: Wow! What are all those heads?
    G: These are the faces of evil. You must conquer each.
    L: I guess I better get going.
    G: Here! ...Is the map. Where do you wish to go?
    Morshu: Lamp oil, rope, bombs? You want it? It's yours, my friend, as long as you have enough rubies.
    Morshu: Sorry, Link. I can't give credit. Come back when you a little... Mmm. Richer!
    Frozen women: Help! Ganon froze the fountain; I'm stuck!
    FW: Here, have some Water of Life.
    L: (Gulp, gulp, gulp!)
    FW: My, you're thirsty! Oh my goodness!
    Fisherman: Biggest crab I ever caught. Heh-heh!
    L: It's a Goma!
    Fisherman: Yeah, pretty good. Here!
    L: Thanks!
    Fisherman: Keep going, boy. You're doing real well. Once you get rid of Ganon, we can get back to fishing.
    Fish Lady: Dairas [daɪras] came straight from the crater 'ill I boarded the vent. Used a skull for a latch and not one Dairas figured it out.
    Ipo: I am the reader Ipo [aɪ.poʊ]. If you bring me the book of Koridai, I will gladly read the secret verse.
    Fat (seductive) woman: You're not afraid of dragons. Are you?
    L: (Gulp.) Of course not.
    Fat woman: Then get my necklace back from Gleeok [gli.ɑk]. Okay? Pretty please?
    Old (yellow coat) man: It's [dɛθs] mighty dark with all the evil about. Keep this lantern full. It will light your way.
    L: Thanks!
    Old man: Not many left, Link. There's Druick [druɪk] 'round the side of Glutko [glʌt.goʊ]. Aye.
    G: Look! What has happened!
    Ganon: In the darkest nightmare hour, when the moon nor sun has risen, I take Zelda in my power. I shall keep her in my prison.
    Ganon: Join me, Link! And I will make your face greatest in Koridai or else you will die!
    Ganon: No! Not into the pit! It burns!
    Fairy 1: You're doing great, Link!
    Fairy 2: You're our hero.
    F1: Here's a Life Heart.
    F2: We know you can beat Ganon.
    F1: You're doing great, Link!
    F2: You're our hero.
    F1: Here's some Water of Life.
    F2: Drink, Link!
    Old (ugly) witch: I may be old and ugly, but, I still know a few tricks! Bring some grapple-berries. I'll show you a good one.
    Old witch: Stir the berries in the tub. Let the juices soak the glove. Let Link fight and gather cower. For his glove's a glove of power.
    L: Wow! Thanks!
    Fat woman: How sweet. (Kisses) Muah. My husband gave me this. He's an [abɒmɪnʌm][?] now. Here. It's not much, but, it will still carry water.
    Ice queen: Before you face the foul fiend Ganon, you must conquer Fortress Centrum [sɛn.trʌm]. Treasure of death is hidden. Bring it to me. Be gone.
    IQ: This shield, both sword and spear deflects, but, cannot stop the villainous curse. This crystal makes the shield reflect cursing the curser with twice the curse.
    G: Look! And see Goronu.
    Goronu: Wake up, sleepy bones. I'm the living anti cut ner vial throats. Bwuh-ha-ha...
    Goronu: I may be hideous, but, after a year of being frozen, you will beg to join me.
    L: Hey, Zelda. Wake up!
    Goronu [goroʊnu]: What? Link? You saved me!
    Goronu: You can't kill me! No, no, no...!
    G: See how Harliquin [harlɪqwɪn] capture Koridians?
    Computer: You lose.
    Koridian: (Sniffles)
    Harliquin: Do you know what it means when lose your last ruby?! (Snort.) Now you will work for me! (Snort.) Take him away! (Snort.)
    Harliquin: I say your chances are a million to none, but, let's have fun! Anyway!
    Harliquin: Now you see me. Now you don't!
    Harliquin: Ah! Ah-ha... Lucky shot...
    L: Golly!
    Astronomer: The stars are made of ice. Thus, the night is cold. Bring the crystal from Sairagon [sɛrɑgɔn] and I will prove the light of ice penetrate more than fire.
    Astronomer: Now, if we make a simple vacuum and spin the ice just so. There!
    G: Look! ...How Militron [mɪlɪtrɒn] makes his warriors.
    Militron: Worthless Koridian. You must be hardened with fire! Go and kill!
    Militron: Feel the fire of war!
    Militron: Now, you must die!
    Militron: Oh my goodness! This is awful!
    Fat Girl: My hero! (Kiss) Won't you
    L: Oh, God...
    FG: ---please jump across that lil' old chasm---
    L: Yuck...
    FG: ---and cut my daddy's chains? Pretty please? Have a heart.
    Smith: Please, Link. Jump and cut these chains. The Arpagos [ɑrpagʌs] are driving me crazy.
    Smith: Thanks. Say, you have a Fire Diamond, don't you?
    L: Sure!
    Smith: Then let me fix your sword. Let's see how it works.
    L: Wow!
    Beer guy: What are you're havin' partner? [pɑrtə]
    L: I'm going to fight Glutko.
    BG: Don't fight him; feed him! (Snort.) Feed him something spicy! Know what I mean?
    G: Through the eye of Glutko lies the shrine of Koridai.
    Glutko: Awm-yee. I'm simply famished.
    Koridian: No!
    Glutko: Mmm. Tastes like a Daira [daɪra]! Perhaps just one more?
    Glutko: Good goodie! Mashed Link for the main course.
    Glutko: Wuh-oh!
    Ipo: Listen! Such is the power of the prince of darkness that he can kill with a single look. Attacks against Ganon will prove fruitless unless Link attacks with the sacred book.
    G: Consider Lupay [lupeɪ], the most of Ganon's minions.
    Lupay: With this ruby, I replace your soul. You will obey.
    Koridan: Ah-woo-ooh... Aw-woo-ooh.
    Lupay: I spy with my eye, someone who must die.
    Lupay: I will not die! Ah-woo...
    G: At last, you have the vision to find me house! Now, you will see the san kru mis that [?] prevent your approach to Ganon. Go, with many blessings!
    Z: Uh. Why'd you do that?
    L: I just saved you from Ganon!
    Z: You did not!
    G: Well done, Link! Ganon is once again imprisoned. Come, look! Already Koridai is returing to harmony. The birds are singing. Is it beatiful?
    L: Golly!
    G: As it written, you, Link, are the hero of Koridai!
    L: I guess that's worth a kiss? Huh?
    Z: Ha!
    L: I won!

  • @jaytee6936
    @jaytee6936  Месяц назад

    Wait why are there ads on my unpopular video I didn’t put them there and I don’t want them there