[Vinesauce] Vinny - Bad Half-Life 1 Mods

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  • Опубликовано: 28 дек 2024

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  • @TechNoirMK
    @TechNoirMK 9 лет назад +297

    Half-Life Boom has an interesting story:
    A self-proclaimed modder wanted to make a HL1 mod Boom with "really cool religious political fantasy plot" which was actually complete nonsense. Then he started taking original HL1 models, making them uglier and asking everyone to make the mod FOR HIM. Eventually he was completely trolled by the whole Russian HL community. Then this mod was created to further mock him and his stupid ideas. This mod is intended to be abysmal.

    • @inspector5122
      @inspector5122 7 лет назад +10

      TechNoirMK link to a translated version of the forum or posts by the guy?

    • @TechNoirMK
      @TechNoirMK 7 лет назад +18

      Translating at the very least the comedy gold portion would take me days, sorry, but you have to take my word for it.

    • @baconingbad
      @baconingbad 7 лет назад +3

      TechNoirMK I am very late, but now, it is HIS mod.

    • @KnightedSilverWolf
      @KnightedSilverWolf 6 лет назад

      WRONG

    • @doubleback190xbox3
      @doubleback190xbox3 4 года назад +1

      SilverArmoredWolf To day a wrong in a right is wrong but 2 wrongs make a right so your right

  • @hellfire3D
    @hellfire3D 9 лет назад +594

    Me and my friends made Jamie's Mod over two years ago.
    We're sorry.
    ...Either that or we regret nothing. Or both.

    • @CornishGuilt
      @CornishGuilt 9 лет назад +69

      Miles We were all young once.

    • @cooliofoolio
      @cooliofoolio 9 лет назад +1

      Goooooooooddd.

    • @doggybag2355
      @doggybag2355 9 лет назад +2

      ***** yeah, his videos aren't there too much anymore but some of his older stuff had references to almost all of this stuff

    • @ReimuHakureiShrine
      @ReimuHakureiShrine 9 лет назад +40

      Miles Did you roll 2007 up into a joint, smoke it and then make this game?

    • @LesserOfTwoWeevils
      @LesserOfTwoWeevils 9 лет назад +2

      Miles Liar

  • @MattVariety
    @MattVariety 9 лет назад +100

    I'll be totally honest, that fucking "thank you for calling Pizza Hut!" foot weapon had me in stitches.

  • @dylanjulian1028
    @dylanjulian1028 9 лет назад +148

    Would it be too much to ask for a stream of Jamie's Mod corrupted?

    • @fullchomp
      @fullchomp 9 лет назад +23

      Dylan Julian can you corrupt the corrupted ?

    • @hellfire3D
      @hellfire3D 9 лет назад +20

      Dylan Julian It's already pretty fuckin' corrupted if you ask me.

    • @dylanjulian1028
      @dylanjulian1028 9 лет назад +6

      OhnoOwl If anyone can do it it's Vinny!

    • @dylanjulian1028
      @dylanjulian1028 9 лет назад +2

      Miles All i'm saying is to corrupt the already corrupted

    • @SsnakeBite
      @SsnakeBite 9 лет назад +6

      OhnoOwl Maybe it'll just turn the game normal.

  • @atarirob
    @atarirob 8 лет назад +43

    "I took the liberty of relieving you of your ASS."
    I don't care how shit the rest of the mod was, that was fucking hilarious.

  • @jayfua2003
    @jayfua2003 9 лет назад +241

    I can't wait for Half-Life 3, with guest appearances by Xena: Warrior Princess and Almighty Overseer Babe Ruth.
    Featuring writing by Jamie.

    • @jayfua2003
      @jayfua2003 9 лет назад +2

      ***** I really hope Vinny gets around to streaming John Xena's Sexy High School Adventure.

    • @Apollo9898LP
      @Apollo9898LP 9 лет назад +1

      Hatty Hattington He already streamed John CENA'S Highschool schoop-a-doop

    • @fullchomp
      @fullchomp 9 лет назад

      Hatty Hattington hey thou know, Valve remade HalfLife 1 with extreme grafics and physics and stuff

    • @fullchomp
      @fullchomp 9 лет назад

      ***** i just took this owl because i liked it :3
      also yeah i don't really like the show, the 30seconds long shorts are way better.

    • @MondySpartan
      @MondySpartan 9 лет назад

      Hatty Hattington Coming soon "maybe next year"

  • @Duskaria
    @Duskaria 9 лет назад +21

    To answer Vinnys question from 16:25 ...
    Yes, in the original Half Life it is also spelled "SURRENDER FREEMEN". It's supposed to be a joke. There is also one reading "YORE DEAD FREEMAN".
    Looks like someone forgot their spelling lessons in Basic Training.

  • @mellyncholy
    @mellyncholy 8 лет назад +120

    I swear to god I heard a zombie say "He's Tupac."

  • @hyd__rangea
    @hyd__rangea 9 лет назад +33

    Was... Was that "Como Eres" at the start of the second mod? (20:00) .... horror flashbacks to Spanish lessons.

    • @hellfire3D
      @hellfire3D 9 лет назад +4

      ***** Yes. I feel your flashbacks to be quite honest.

  • @fwackingmadman5011
    @fwackingmadman5011 8 лет назад +130

    First mod was Russian, apperantly there is a shit ton of controversy surrounding the creator of this "thing", basiclly he was promoting his mod like a second coming of Crhist on all Russian half-life forums, by promoting i mean shitpost and being a piece of shit to anyone who tried to criticize his "creation", after the mod came out (you saw it and you know it was trash), pretty much everyone started trolling the guy, and being a piece of shit he is, he doubled the shitpost and tripled the shitty attitude, he was a legend in a bad way.

    • @FrameRater
      @FrameRater 8 лет назад +2

      Experience working with them, this is very true.

    • @arthurg.calixto3338
      @arthurg.calixto3338 8 лет назад +8

      cheekies breekies

    • @ToxicTheEagle
      @ToxicTheEagle 8 лет назад +3

      +Iliketomatoes 12 Iv damke

    • @Viper-ft3tk
      @Viper-ft3tk 8 лет назад +2

      Actually, I wanna know more about it. Is there an archive of all this? I haven't been able to find anything.

    • @fwackingmadman5011
      @fwackingmadman5011 8 лет назад

      Armen Reddy There is, but it's in Russian

  • @Dinofly4
    @Dinofly4 9 лет назад +16

    41:31
    I like that in the small amount of calm there's a homestar runner rap song playing.

  • @veslets
    @veslets 9 лет назад +23

    >Button moves slightly to the left
    >"More buttons should slightly shimmy to the right..."

  • @neattoo
    @neattoo 9 лет назад +51

    That Red Mesa mod was maded by what looks like a czech child and the zombie lines translate to "Im hungry" and "Is anybody there"

    • @BF_Martin
      @BF_Martin 7 лет назад +1

      neat umn that headcrabs saying czech im from czech

    • @pilkan3712
      @pilkan3712 4 года назад +2

      It sounds the zombie said “I’m a gay man”

  • @CocaineDonutsClub
    @CocaineDonutsClub 9 лет назад +184

    Thanks for calling Pizza Hut

    • @SSFhighcommandJOHN
      @SSFhighcommandJOHN 9 лет назад

      CocaineDonutsClub Your Mr.Burns avatar made that comment all the more sweeter.

    • @fullchomp
      @fullchomp 9 лет назад +1

      so ur weapon choice is a leg

    • @lordtheodore13
      @lordtheodore13 9 лет назад

      +CocaineDonutsClub steamcommunity.com/groups/ty4callingpizzahut

    • @TheDisasterMaster
      @TheDisasterMaster 9 лет назад

      +CocaineDonutsClub OW!

    • @theshankman8682
      @theshankman8682 5 лет назад

      MAKE GOOD PICTURES LOOK GREAT

  • @SWISS-1337
    @SWISS-1337 4 месяца назад +3

    I love watching 9 year old Vinny videos, only to see it's about the same as now

  • @BronyPonyVal
    @BronyPonyVal 9 лет назад +13

    The green headcrabs are talking in Russian. "I don't want to go to sleep again", "I'll be back" and some other gibberish I can't decipher.

  • @SirShwibert
    @SirShwibert 9 лет назад +45

    I actually played HL Boom way back in 2010. You must be playing a different version because the one I had blasted really bad reggae on the main menu at such ridiculous volume that my cat sprinted out of my room at terminal velocity. 10/10, would get ear raped again.

  • @stevethepocket
    @stevethepocket 5 лет назад +14

    I laughed way too hard at too many of the things from Jamie's Mod and it's made me realize I never stopped being 12 years old.

  • @ezajayy
    @ezajayy 4 года назад +21

    Jamie's mod is straight up 21st century humor

    • @SuperCatfire
      @SuperCatfire Год назад +1

      no its not its literally just a child's idea of humor NHUGAH89GJ8I90ASD

  • @Jamklanson
    @Jamklanson 8 лет назад +81

    TESTING TESTING ONE TWO
    I GOT HIT IN THE HEAD WITH A SHOE

  • @SummerAzures
    @SummerAzures 8 лет назад +15

    Really anything just skyrockets in quality if you add Parappa the Rapper

  • @brickfilms1954
    @brickfilms1954 9 лет назад +15

    Did anyone else noticed that the music in part 19:08 was a the menu theme from The SpongeBob Movie Game that came out back in 2004?

    • @MultiCool55
      @MultiCool55 9 лет назад +15

      ***** I didn't think anyone else knew about that game.

    • @BobbyJoeXForgotenSB
      @BobbyJoeXForgotenSB 9 лет назад +2

      MultiCool55 i do but i dont remember it as much to catch that

    • @MultiCool55
      @MultiCool55 9 лет назад

      ***** Well it was from that spongebob game. I remember that game actually being pretty decent.

    • @brickfilms1954
      @brickfilms1954 9 лет назад

      Well I'm one of the few who still remembers that game along with Battle for Bikini Bottom and Lights Camera Pants which are by far my favorite SpongeBob games from my childhood.

    • @MultiCool55
      @MultiCool55 9 лет назад

      ***** Gotta agree with that.

  • @millenniumhandandshrimp2610
    @millenniumhandandshrimp2610 9 лет назад +6

    "Become an F14, you can be a glazed ham, if you so please."
    - Adam Baum the inventor of the adam bomb,
    inspirational speech to Bob from accounting in the sub aquatic room.

  • @kolmonkol
    @kolmonkol 8 лет назад +15

    The first mod has russian :D
    When headcrabs die they say: "Мам, не хочу опять спать", which means in english "Mom, don't want to sleep again"./ ) One of idle zombie sounds has message "Колобок повесился" which a russian old stupid joke and means "Gingerbread guy hang himself" (the joke is that this guy is spheric and he can't suicide by this way).
    So weird mod. :D

  • @JayLeu
    @JayLeu 8 лет назад +95

    I have never seen any legit Half Life gameplay.
    Just the mods.

    • @TheMrDemonized
      @TheMrDemonized 8 лет назад +1

      why?

    • @JayLeu
      @JayLeu 8 лет назад

      +TheMrDemonized I don't know.

    • @siegfriedhiryu4660
      @siegfriedhiryu4660 8 лет назад

      Some of my favorite Vinny streams are these weird HL1 mods.

    • @Boooo
      @Boooo 5 лет назад

      Have you still never seen any half life gameplay?

  • @goldenmeme9034
    @goldenmeme9034 9 лет назад +14

    Jesus Christ, Vinesauce is quick to upload.

  • @Ryu1ify
    @Ryu1ify 8 лет назад +16

    "I don't have many years left. I'm gonna get real weird with 'em." - Vinny

  • @SamanthaPortUkulele
    @SamanthaPortUkulele 9 лет назад +7

    Disabling all of the key bindings? How do you even DO something like that?! And WHY?! That's definitely one of the strangest and worst fuck-ups I've EVER seen in a mod. "SleepHorst" is a pile of horst-shit.

  • @ihatetrollingGaming
    @ihatetrollingGaming 9 лет назад +2

    that introductory sound to half-life boom is going to work its way into my nightmares

  • @armadillowastaken
    @armadillowastaken 8 лет назад +6

    The last game, SleepHorst kept saying "Not without my gun" in German.

  • @404nonexistent
    @404nonexistent 9 месяцев назад +1

    40:20 - why is Coach Z's belt buckle on the gun?

  • @mrjingles7571
    @mrjingles7571 9 лет назад +2

    37:51
    I Swear to god, that blue thing with the fork and the hat is familliar...
    And LBP Tutoral Prop. GLORIOUS.

  • @vinesauceobscurities
    @vinesauceobscurities 8 лет назад +17

    23:48
    Rip Molly the doggo.

  • @Wyllowisp
    @Wyllowisp 9 лет назад +19

    Now we know that a word followed by "Boom" means that the game/mod will be terrible.

    • @memeexporis4982
      @memeexporis4982 9 лет назад +5

      Mmmm... Game jokes

    • @swag4rce
      @swag4rce 9 лет назад +2

      +steelfighter55 sonic boom sucks

    • @swag4rce
      @swag4rce 9 лет назад

      +steelfighter55 ik

    • @Adam-yo3bt
      @Adam-yo3bt 3 года назад

      Boom for doom 2 is good though

  • @tictok8208
    @tictok8208 8 лет назад +6

    9:36 apparently the development team had a easy time in the Vietnam war.

  • @teoteous
    @teoteous 9 лет назад +2

    The first mod actually made me seriously wonder if it will drive me crazy if I kept watching it over and over and over...

  • @rainaltmae4555
    @rainaltmae4555 9 лет назад +4

    boom looks like my first half life map,literally

  • @thatonepuertorican5305
    @thatonepuertorican5305 9 лет назад +23

    To be honest, a 8 year old would find this funny. It just gave me a headache and got annoying. Dog was funny though

    • @nategthepigeonlord2683
      @nategthepigeonlord2683 9 лет назад

      Dog ddog dog dog

    • @draincounter8787
      @draincounter8787 9 лет назад +6

      That One Puerto Rican thank you for calling pizza hut while shooting a leg sniper was that great kind of surreal humor tho

    • @thatonepuertorican5305
      @thatonepuertorican5305 9 лет назад

      Lolguyness okay not gonna lie I chuckled at that part

  • @aliahmadov624
    @aliahmadov624 8 лет назад +12

    8:37 Dj Khaled moment

  • @AnonJuggerbot
    @AnonJuggerbot 9 лет назад +6

    Jamie's Mod, also known as a visual metaphor for trying too hard

  • @Shaymin00000
    @Shaymin00000 9 лет назад +16

    This makes me want to learn to mod Half Life.

  • @rustywilson7966
    @rustywilson7966 9 лет назад +25

    Bad Half-Life 2 Mods when?

    • @Tropicalhydruh
      @Tropicalhydruh 9 лет назад

      Rusty Shackleford since when are there bad hl2 mods?

    • @rustywilson7966
      @rustywilson7966 9 лет назад

      Tropical Hydra Battlewars and Mystery Combat Man are examples, but they were made as jokes. Does that count?

    • @Tropicalhydruh
      @Tropicalhydruh 9 лет назад +1

      Rusty Shackleford no i mean that they werent intentionally bad.

    • @cassi75474
      @cassi75474 9 лет назад

      Tropical Hydra Still counts.
      Take Goat Sim into consideration, they made a bad game on purpose, guess what? THEY MADE A BAD GAME.

  • @jimmyhirr5773
    @jimmyhirr5773 3 года назад +1

    25:00 Wow, I did not expect to see Hungry Pumkin. I especially did not expect to see him punching someone in the face.

  • @mycoolhandgiveit
    @mycoolhandgiveit 7 лет назад +1

    "This is a a severe attempt" - Vinny 2015

  • @meh.8805
    @meh.8805 9 лет назад +2

    21:05 "Gabe Newell" "can't overwrite that heavenly name"

  • @Trisynine
    @Trisynine 9 лет назад

    24:38 What's the name of the character he's holding. I felt like I've seen it before. :V

    • @fullchomp
      @fullchomp 9 лет назад

      I Change My Name Too Much i think it's the dank meme "WOAW" guy :|

  • @juglovesyou
    @juglovesyou 9 лет назад +10

    Coach Z gun was the best

    • @fullchomp
      @fullchomp 9 лет назад +3

      sorry, you dropped your name over here OvO>

  • @captainjurgh8142
    @captainjurgh8142 6 лет назад +4

    32:08 Nice Wallpaper shit right there.

  • @popsicle199
    @popsicle199 8 лет назад +2

    You make me laugh so hard that my ears hurt.

  • @NightWolfx03
    @NightWolfx03 9 лет назад +1

    @8:15 those rooms.. no doors.. boxes much larger than the vents must have been built inside there. given the place seens to be carved out of rock w/ no windows.
    @10:02 those instruction manuals for the machines though.
    @15:35 watercooled supercomputers
    @17:35 Vent-ception
    you don't have to put 1 or 0 after god or noclip :P

  • @spawnoftyphon
    @spawnoftyphon 9 лет назад

    Is that a mantis behind the vending machine at 27:00?

  • @doctorsmiles2209
    @doctorsmiles2209 9 лет назад +1

    "I can offer you a battle you have no chance of winning... rather an anti-climax after what you've just survived..."
    "... DOG."

  • @efflorescized
    @efflorescized 8 лет назад +4

    51:42 No,they are not from German,they are from Czech Republic,like me xD

  • @steveairport
    @steveairport 5 лет назад +2

    18:15 this made me laugh, it's the perfect way to end that mod

  • @DrHlus1
    @DrHlus1 7 лет назад +2

    OMG BOOM here? Impressed to see it here, it has been a meme in Russian-speaking HL modding community

  • @Antunes762
    @Antunes762 6 лет назад +2

    Vinesauce favorite words:
    End my suffering.

  • @eileneviolet
    @eileneviolet 9 лет назад +1

    I... I think Vinny was fighting the Rare Pepes in the first level.

  • @spoopyweeb326
    @spoopyweeb326 9 лет назад +7

    Damn, Vinny should play Spongebob battle for bikini bottom, that game was awesome

  • @ReimuHakureiShrine
    @ReimuHakureiShrine 9 лет назад +1

    Someone should show Gabe "Jamey's Mod" so he can see what HL has been reduced to.

  • @hideus_ex9222
    @hideus_ex9222 7 лет назад +1

    33:50 39:45 I want to know where the "Sixty-nine! He he he!" sample comes from.

  • @spiritsiphon
    @spiritsiphon 9 лет назад +2

    I'm gonna have a migraine for 10 years after Jamie's mod

  • @robertcop2159
    @robertcop2159 7 лет назад +2

    Jamie's mod is a physical representation of my brain.

    • @pringuslover6798
      @pringuslover6798 7 лет назад

      But your brain is physical and Jamie's Mod is inside a computer

  • @drdos4
    @drdos4 9 лет назад +1

    29:50 look up "I know compilation supacat99" on youtube.

  • @ignorepls
    @ignorepls 7 лет назад

    I love how Vinny didn't even think to use the "use defaults" button in the controls for Sleephorst

  • @DJ_BoomBear
    @DJ_BoomBear 9 лет назад +4

    Thanks for calling Pizza Hut!

  • @ShadyNefarius
    @ShadyNefarius 7 лет назад

    That weapons at 24:28 is from Opposing Force.

  • @Hoffy1138
    @Hoffy1138 6 лет назад

    It makes me happy to know that Vinny knows what an F-14 is. 5:26

  • @jzpelaez
    @jzpelaez 9 лет назад

    5:32
    That is Thurgood Marshall, I believe.
    When you were unable to think of the name, I actually paused the video and wracked my brain for his name.
    I had to freaking remember garbage from elementary school.

  • @YouSoSpice
    @YouSoSpice 9 лет назад +5

    An assortment of bad HL mods, but no Cry of Fear?

  • @mangy2fly604
    @mangy2fly604 8 лет назад

    Thank you, Vinny, for those words of inspiration. I've always wanted to become Babe Ruth. Now, you have touched my heart.

  • @slowpnir
    @slowpnir 9 лет назад

    Also the voice at outdoor library tell you, that while his "wife's mother was buried they broke two accordions".

  • @randomch1orine
    @randomch1orine 8 лет назад +1

    Red Mesa is not german its czech from the start how it told vinesauce redmesa cast druha that means : red mesa part two.

  • @spacepirateivynova
    @spacepirateivynova 9 лет назад

    Open room, tons of military guys, no cover... Yea, this person has never even thought of how a tactical encounter should work.

  • @bloodrunsclear
    @bloodrunsclear 9 лет назад +2

    I'll be honest...these mods look fun :)

  • @ktalangaming2224
    @ktalangaming2224 9 лет назад +8

    morir es vivir
    morir es vivir

  • @BaronPraxis8492
    @BaronPraxis8492 9 лет назад +1

    I got a major headache just trying to watch that first one. I have no idea how you managed to actually play it for so long.

  • @bmar896
    @bmar896 9 лет назад

    The mod at 50:16 (to 59:05) is actually Czech...

  • @moonbeast32
    @moonbeast32 7 лет назад

    I lost it at WOAH NICE GRAPHICS

  • @sylvoen
    @sylvoen 9 лет назад

    tip: when the thing with the missing controls in half life 1 mods happens, go into the mods folder > gfx > shell and delete the file "kb_act.lst"

    • @nutlet1
      @nutlet1 8 лет назад

      I did that and now I can't play half life
      I guess it's my fault for trusting one random person on the internet

    • @sylvoen
      @sylvoen 8 лет назад

      what do you mean "can't play half life"
      what does it do if you try to play it
      also are you sure you deleted that file in the mod's folder, and not actually half life 1's folder

  • @trulyinfamous
    @trulyinfamous 6 лет назад +1

    This makes me want to learn how to make maps in Half-life and Half-life 2.

    • @Boooo
      @Boooo 5 лет назад

      Then do it, there's no way you could make something worse than boom

  • @henstar337
    @henstar337 8 лет назад +3

    that's the ryhno pokemon

    • @DJpony01
      @DJpony01 8 лет назад

      Heracross

    • @henstar337
      @henstar337 8 лет назад +2

      +Dawson Stephens (ZetaPup) That is the one

  • @rat223
    @rat223 9 лет назад

    bind s "explode"
    bind mwheelup "+left"

  • @ZagTheWag
    @ZagTheWag 9 лет назад

    Whoever made jamie's mod is a fan of the spongebob video games ( fish gun and part of the soundtrack)

  • @YordleQueen
    @YordleQueen 8 лет назад

    Putting "surf if you want" on my tombstone.

  • @SsnakeBite
    @SsnakeBite 9 лет назад

    Jimmy's mod is pretty much exactly what I imagine being a Cenobite must be like.

  • @officialrhythmicthoughts
    @officialrhythmicthoughts 3 года назад

    27:48 I CANNOT STOP LAUGHING WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME

  • @MrMan-xu7cq
    @MrMan-xu7cq 9 лет назад

    Anyone know what the music is coming from the helicopter at 43:04?

  • @Teohoho
    @Teohoho 7 лет назад +1

    So Vinnie installed some mods for half life...

  • @eins2001
    @eins2001 9 лет назад +4

    those frogs kinda sounded like Jerma

  • @TheMrDemonized
    @TheMrDemonized 8 лет назад

    you are the first man i've ever seen who play with reverse mouse

  • @Ilikewater-andice
    @Ilikewater-andice 9 лет назад

    No vents are for action heroes to crouch in there.

  • @shrimpdumpling1006
    @shrimpdumpling1006 9 лет назад

    I cry every time. Every time.

  • @catgamertogo6099
    @catgamertogo6099 6 лет назад +1

    18:56

  • @Akendolfr
    @Akendolfr 8 лет назад

    I wonder if any of these modders have ever worked their way into steady careers in game development or other similar work.

    • @Cassiepult
      @Cassiepult 8 лет назад +5

      Aken dolfr Look how Battlefield turned out.

  • @JacobKinsley
    @JacobKinsley 4 года назад

    15:40 wow someone ported a doom map to half life

  • @kewlkatzklub982
    @kewlkatzklub982 9 лет назад +1

    23:23
    Double D?

  • @SpinalChamp
    @SpinalChamp 9 лет назад

    Thurgood Marshall: Inventor of the Atom Bomb

  • @AlexRosslerArt
    @AlexRosslerArt 9 лет назад +1

    When he calls Slippy Toad a teddy bear.. xD

  • @Catestone
    @Catestone 7 лет назад

    What was the hive had gun noise

  • @Vuohipukki
    @Vuohipukki 7 лет назад +1

    This is legit the most confusing shit I've seen in ages, holy fuck.