Let's Laugh at RINGS OF POWER Season 2 | Episode 5
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One of the very VERY few good things this abomination of a series brought me is finding hidden little gems like this channel.
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Agreed. And think of the time this series has saved us. The 23 minute video she produced is much more concise (and enjoyable) than suffering through the original!
everybody learns. celebrimbor, the greatest elven smith of the second age learned about alloys last season.
You’re telling me the dwarves built great kingdoms out of stone, and they had no idea where the edge of the mountain was? 🤣 and 109 other ridiculous things about this show
Hollywood clevers & show-ruiners don’t know a lot of skills, or doing & fixing things. They have immigrants for that.
Who knew there were so many convenient, pre-drilled sun holes carved through layers of mountain rock and stone, that only require a few taps with a hammer to reveal.
And load bearing walls in a mountain are about 5 feet from the surface
I now know the sun is outside of mountains AND 3x3=9. I’m learning so much from ROP.
And we learnt in season 1 why boats float and stones sink, also not to build important infrastructure like a big trench directly at a massive tree. Highly educational show!
@@Don9872 Also never forget the sea is always right, useful knowledge could be important later
If they had stuck to prime numbers instead of 9, they could have said something like “the rings of power on Prime!”
Missed marketing
Lady Liene getting Spicier with every episode 😆
Can we blame her? Lol. She's being forced to see a soap opera for our amusement.
@@64kernelhey woah don’t insult soap operas, at least they are internally consistent.
@@thevictorianconservative1093This one was Days of Our Underground Lives
The sunhole recovery project lmao
Quite simply the best summary of this show on the internet. Fab stuff Liene.
I was really expecting an exchange like this to happen in the show:
Durin III: “We must dig more deep!”
Durin IV: “But Durin, that would simply be too greedily!”
Durin III: “Don’t question me Durin. I will delve too greedily and deep even if it leads to the awakening of a balrog of Morgoth!”
Durin IV: “You might as well tell the orcs to speak friend and enter!”
*Durin and Durin both look to the camera and nod*
exactly. all they needed was to add "what we just said should remind you of when others said it in LOTR" as a disclaimer
Great Value Gandalf is the best You Tube name for “the stranger” by far.
Dollar Store Gandalf would have been too anachronism. Indeed! Kudos, Lienne! 😂
the creativity of YTers naming those characters surpasses the RoP writers' creativity
No Name brand Gandalf
3*2=6 and to make up for the short stature of the dwarves, Sauron gave them one for free. Thats why the dwarves got 7 rings.
It was a buy 6, get one free deal
This episode felt like a comedy skit, I loved your narration . Subbed !
Sometimes to win the war, you have to retreat from battle... So hard to write, took me an hour's time😂😂😂😂
"The Doors of Durin, Lord of Moria. Speak, friend, and enter. I, Narvi, made them. Celebrimbor of Hollin drew these signs." So... A dwarf named Narvi made the doors and Celebrimbor just did the decorations. By the way, Narvi and Celebrimbor were the two that had the close friendship, not Elrond and Durin.
Even though Celebrimbor said Narvi was a thief.
@@magister343 No, they were good friends long before the rings were made. That's why Narvi made the password to enter the doors the elvish word for "friend."
I watch each new episode of ROP with high anticipation of watching Liene's summary!
"Fighting might not decide a matter, but it may prevent the matter being decided for you."
The Cartman "Whatever, I do what I want!" absolutely took me out 😂 you're hilarious
The voice you use for the king guy (I don't know his name) is both stuffy and whiny: Perfection! :D
-Two things, my lord, must thee know of the nameless things. First, they are... things. And second, they are...
-Nameless?
-You do know them then?
-No, just a wild stab in the dark which is, incidentally, what you'll be getting if you don't start being a bit more helpful.
I see what you did there, oh wise woman😂
The rationale for making 9 sounds like something Jack Black might make up.
“If 3 rings are awesome then 9 rings will be awesome…SQUARED! Skidoosh!”
Disa knows all about load-bearing walls amirite
Also load bearing chairs, load bearing beds, load bearing couches, load bearing toilets…
The best part is they treat Khazad Dum like it was some hidden city. It wasn’t, it was largest and most well known of the Dwarven kingdoms. It wasn’t some hidden place that looked only like a mountain. It had a giant main entrance, the doors are usually kept open. Why? Air, they need air. It had windows and balconies on the upper levels, it had external towers. Dwarves traded heavily, and were hired for labor, to build things like roads, bridges, walls, towns, cities, statues. It’s such a forced and stupid plot. Light holes? Light holes would be good for very short periods of time. The sun moves. The deeper the holes, the less effective it is. It’s like asking the sun to pass light directly through a straw, and maintain that for 12 hours, without moving the straw. Dwarven kingdoms had external windows, giants doors they kept open. They would close the doors when they came under attack. But like any mine, you need ventilation to the outside and air flow, or you die.
Khazad Dum isn't secret in the that show. wdm?
The Phantom reference had me 😂
The Vibes of Power!
Ehem, that's a show I could get behind!
the whole thing with the rolling crystal rock and disa is so hilarious.. like if that scene doesn't summarize the state of this show idk what does. just happens to drop and roll into some random area nobodys been and there happens to be a balrog LOL wtfffffffff
I’m surprised she didn’t hook up with it..she
Oops somewhat like a Balrog herself
Galadriel pulled that shank on Adar like she had just done hard time in federal prison! Surprised she didn’t get him for his commissary and lunch trays too…
Never realized the top of a mountain could be a load-bearing wall.
@@GamingTremor basically a foot thick
Love your recaps!! LMAO
At 2:50 : In case you didn't know, Amazon's dwarves started a door and sun hole business. It's called " Doors and sun holes Durin and sons ". They're selling to their elf buddies at discount.
I love the Rings of Power, it is the best LOTR parody ever!
Scammer Celebrimbor out here selling Durin a ringpop
I’d honestly prefer a ring pop 🤪
Thank you.
The best part of the video was the "A Bit of Fry & Laurie" skit. Love me some Hugh & Stephen
The don’t be suspicious bit had me in tears. 😂😂
People are so demoralized by this show that there are very few funny reviews coming out for new episodes. I’m so glad you did this. I haven’t laughed this hard in ages.
Thank you for these reviews! I can't tell you how much fun I'm having watching these videos from you!
Lady Liene is the type of girlie friend everyone wants in their life to discuss modern tv shows. And movies, and books and everything else actually! 💐🧡
Your dedication to the roles you're playing is more inspiring than the show. 😂
The only reason I still watch ROP is to properly enjoy these videos!
Very funny and entertaining, much better than the show itself. Take my sub
This is the best thing I've seen all day. Thanks!
Your music at the end of these videos is AWESOME!
This popped up in my "feed". And glad I am that it did, this was a lot of fun to listen to!
Most reviews have a bit about how they want to die from watching this show. Glad you are doing well.
Just saw on @LadyGravemaster recent ROP video that Adar is Celeborn with amnesia, Galadriel will use the ring to heal him. Their secret daughter is one of the smiths working for Celebrimbor, the one that Sauron took a liking too and commented on her resemblance to Galadriel. This makes so much sense.
I feel the rings should be recalled and reimbursed. Not sure why it's not part of the warranty already
The dwarfs are really going to go crazy when the turn the whole top of the mountain into a sun hole. Making a plateau.
She''s brilliant! I love this so much.
This is so much better! thank you!
For some reason I found it especially hilarious that Kelly Belly was acting like he's completely powerless to stop Sauron from using his shop, equipment, AND employees to make the rings. There's just no conceivable way he could stop it!
I could never bring myself to watch the abomination that is "Rings 🤢f P🤮wer", but that summary was hilarious! Will be watching the whole show like that...
Tolkien's elves are superhuman and uncanny and that's not easy to portray onscreen. Celebrimbor is supposed to be a badass, and a confident fellow.
Feanor's grandson reduced to a hobbit, how the mighty have fallen
Lol "sun holes." I've never wanted to see a Balrog so much as I do right now.
lol that’s a load bearing wall😂
Watching this video right after the episode was a pearl😂. Accurate observations of that joke show.
These recaps are always so funny.
load bearing wall made me laugh
All the rings were made for the elves all of them
Even the ones that were supposedly for the dwarves and for the humans
All of them were made for the elves originally
so he carved horizontally and then magically its a vertical hole... WOW so magic..
Epic review
Thank you for all the lols 🤣
Yes! How can they not know which walls are a couple feet from the outdoors???
Looking forward to the elves and orcs teaming up!
I love the way Elendil says the Not Queen opened his eyes to the Faithful, when in season one he was the Faithful and she was adamant that being friends with the elves was the downfall of her father, and she'd have nothing to do with the elves, _(pronounced elf, because there was only one there),_ but I'm sure the elves...all one of them...will now have fully taken all the Numenorean jobs, as the crowds were devastatingly worried about...immediately before changing their minds 180° and rallying to the elf's cause to go to the Southlands, but now blaming their Not Queen for all the deaths of their people...
*And if none of this made sense...then you understand the show!
Outstanding quality of comedy 👏🏾🐻👌🏾
Classic...Keep it up I love these reviews :) I hope you do these for Wheel of time.
I have that scene from Parks and Rec stuck in my now thanks..
Don’t be suspicious..don’t beee suspicious
Why do you torture yourself by watching this series? I literaly gave up 10 minutes in the first episode of season 1, because I was concerned for my mental health.
Now, it has fully become a TeleNovela.
The only way the slaves of the sun speech would make sense is if the dwarves did not just use shafts and mirrors but trapped sunlight in gems like the silmarils. Feanor never taught anyone how to make Silma, but the elves still knew how to trap light well enough to make the Phial of Galadriel to trap light from the star of Earendil (one of the silmarils which Elrond's dad took into the sky on his flying ship.)
I wait for this to drop, no need to watch the show 😂❤
“Choosing the lesser of two evils.” 😂
Diversify your income streams…. Brilliant, absolutely brilliant
You do excellent work with these!
Celebrimbor : MAXIMUM EFFORT 💍
Brilliant, absolutely brilliant comedic take on how to watch this monstrosity of a show. John Cleese would be proud. Kudo's!!!
Today kids we learned that Oddball was right to say "Stop with the negative vibes" when it comes to ringcraft. Plus Arthur Dent lives on when a temple is threatened with demolition to make way for a Numenorean Hyperspace bypass. Amazon blending literature ( and films) like a boss.
This stuff at least gives a good laugh at times😂😂😂
The Rings of Powder (no spelling mistake!) are the source to many an ability, most would call... unnatural. Like winning battles without fighitng (Sun Zu approves), getting frontal lighting from the back, getting ppl to do stuff despite them having explained why they think it is sus and won´t do it and many more! FindoutallpossibilitiesinourspecialadvertismentshowTheRingsofPower!!!!
I also don't get their choice of visual appearance, like the dude who plays Gil-galad is not a bad looking man, but in the show he looks like a humanized Baby Yoda with a Forest Gump heaircut and a shrunken head on a fat neck. Instead of looking like a beautiful and powerful elven king, he kinda evokes pitty. Jackson's Gil-galad was perfect, the charachter looked strong, fierce and yet different enough from humans to gather he's probably an elf. Here, all the Elves are simply humans with funny ears and Gucci fashion show hair-dos.
Dwarf Fortress solved the Sun thing 20 years ago.
Ha ha ha, Fry & Laurie.
While I enjoy watching the other creators who talk about this topic, this video is by far the most hilarious, I’ve rewatched it 3 times 😂
10:08 Have I slipped into a fever dream
She’s far cuter than the drinker. Even without a soul. Bravo. Here is your upthumb.
Just found your channel and I must say that I love the bookcases, excellent collection. And great video as well.
Sure, let's drop the sword next to the guy you threatened to kill. Sure, let's put our backs to him with the sword beside him. The dude was really showing the points to be stabbed.
This analysis is EXACTLY what I wanted to say. I am extatic you exist.
Another great (and funny) that saved me from having to actually watch the show itself. Please make a "comedy special" for each season, and some other shows. I think they'd be hilarious.
I really am enjoying your recaps, I will be sad when this season is over as I will miss these. =D
Episode 5 was like a soap-level drama
This show is basically dungeons and dragons
Nice spinoff amazon, cant wait for the main series of lotr 😊
There are deeper story-lines in Sesame Street.
Oh, haven't heard The Phantom of the Opera for a long time. That fits well.
Thats whats cool about the Doors of Durin is they were a sign of unity and friendship between the two races, Elf/Dwarf. Very meaningful and was glad this is the ONE thing the show got right. The elves already had the rock, it was shown in the first season as the giant slab table they sat at in Eregion, where they even talked about it. The creation of the Doors of Durin by the Elves and Narvi, the dwarf, was a HUGE thing in Tolkiens legendarium. Oh I didnt know that was the "navy". haha they look like the saddest Navy ever. Not really giving off those lords of the water vibes now are they?
Next time someone gives me a bad attitude...
"Well aren't you just a shining sun hole!?"
Dwarves' turn to yell "They took our jerbs!"
I wouldn't be surprised if Tolkien had 3*3 = 9 as his inspiration tbh. It fits with the idea of Children of Iluvatar, with the Dwarves as a separate creation geting a new prime number. It's got the feeling of medieval numerology. Doesn't make the pseudotechnical reasoning in ROP any less crass or silly of course.
Frankenstein was Henry Cavill against this abomination of a show, patched together by completely corrupted rotten brain parts that entirely lost touch to logic and common sense. It's truly impressive. It's completely beyond me how anybody could have looked at this and said, yeah thats good, that's our show now. Wtf.
Btw, I love your take on it:D
So the dwarven rings not only corrupt their will but also gives x-rays of mountains, BUT also the moutain isn't cursed anymore, the holes don't refill themselves if the holes are choosen by the ring!! ooh Woahw!
First crew assemble !