@@heraldshalom2756It is pretty ridiculous if you think about it. This is one of those question that you could realistically turn around and ask a white person. If somebody asked me that, I'd probably think they're trying to insult me.
I'm half Mongolian and I think "I look like I might know something" might actually be the best way to describe my ethnicity the next time someone asks lmao😭
Growing up everyone said my cousin looked Asian. Never saw it. Then, after years of living across the country, I fly in and my cousin is supposed to pick me up. I land, I’m walking out, and I think “why the fuck is this Asian dude staring at me”.
As a straight white man my whole life, I typically wake up immediately thinking about categories to judge people and then how to subjugate them in law and politics.
So true. I grew up in South Korea, and never had I thought I was Asian until I moved to the States. Oh yeah, once I was here, everyone worked really hard to let me know I was Asian 😂😂😂😂
Every time I eat something, It does make me think I am Korean, "Where is fookin KIMCHI? I need meat for protein intake", and I go, "Bring the dog from the cage."
As an Italian American waking up. First of all every fucking morning I find meatballs under my pillow. No explanation, not Marinara. Nothing. Just straight meatballs.
Bobby nailed it. It’s true it’s the other people who make you actually think about it. I wake up and I’m like time to take a shit and get ready for work. 😅
Yeah when he said People like you It actually made perfect sense. I haven't seen much content of Bobby but from I have seen he seems rather insightful. He made a good point, without being a self righteous twat.
Lol it goes all ways. It's a constant joke between me and my man. Most of the time it goes unnoticed but then sometimes he does a certified white guy thing. Sometimes I do a certified Arab thing. Then the jokes commence and we both can't stop laughing. We all do the same with our friends. When nothing is sacred and you can joke about race, religion, or politics everyone feels better. Wouldn't trade my friends for anything because everybody else is so polarized and easily butt hurt.
@@mspaint93 Its actually funny-and sad ,that Theo does not know how ignorant and not funny he sounds.And how amazingly witty Tommy is.Tommy handles him with so much finesse.He uses Theo's ignorance to his advantage,turning the tables.😉Im glad to know people catch the drift.smh🤦♀️
@@jonathonE Actually I do think he has talent and can be funny.Obviously is why he is in my feed.Is just a miss for me on this short.I commented on this short,and scrolled on many moons ago.
I actually relate to Theo lol I never noticed I looked particularly Asian (I’m Mexican American) until I was a new kid at this preppy white school. All of a sudden I was getting bullied for looking Asian.
I love when Bobby just laughs straight upward. Like he’s laughing directly into the heavens of how fucking ridiculous of a thing Theo just said said at any given moment.
I love all people but i honestly dont get Theo.He seems like a nice guy but i cant understand whats so great about him?He just say strange stuff all the time.Bobby in the other hand is always fun and charming.He and Will Sasso was the best on mad tv.
Bobby doesn’t laugh facetiously, that’s what’s charming. He laughs when he finds something funny, and he throws his head back and howls. It’s the best, it’s gotta be gratifying as a comedian.
we don't ask if we are Asian when we wake up. tho tbh there were times that when we look at the mirror after waking up we'd just go" Goddamnit, still Asian" then casually continue our lives the Asian way.
@@infinite-sadness right and that’s where you use your brain and keep your thoughts to yourself lol like would people go up to an ugly or obese person and go wow you are so ugly, you are so obese! No because that’s rude lol so why do it to a tall person?
@@AugustasKunc u mad bro? If you are lithuanian you clearly slept on all history lessons. First of all Adam Mickiewicz was Born on current Belarus terrain if current geographical location is important to you. Secondly at the time when adam Mickiewicz was writing and alive there was Polish-Lithuanian Union. After muscovy rise to a threat for lithuania they proposed joining to Poland UNDER POLISH CROWN SO LITHUANIA WAS FUCKING LITERALLY 'POLAND'. Another thing yes he have roots of lithuanian aristocracy BUT they were considered part of Polish aristocracy. Why BECUASE LITHUANIA WAS CONNECTED TO POLAND. HE STATED ONCE "Lithuania! My homeland! You are like vigour. (...)". It was from his book but its was clearly in context of longing from nature. How dare you say this when he wrote a book in only one language: P O L I S H and created Polish legions troops that were fighting in lombardy. I don't try to tell that he is '100%' Polish because he was also lithuanian but from your sentence i fell that you are thinking Poland stole lithuanian poet. It's clear that Adam Mickiewicz's works of literature is Polish by the things stated above.
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“You do look like you know something” 😂😭
jajaja that shit got me too
@@johngonzalez3118 the good old Spanish laugh
😂😂😂😂
Was about to comment that until I saw my work done for me. Thank you
Theo looks like a wise hillbilly
“My eyes looked a little lean” is WILD 😂
Only good thing that came out of RUclips shorts is that now I’m a Bobby Lee fan
You hear his pedo-rape story?
I'm sorry
That's a good thing?
@@shonuff7612 well how is that a bad thing. Dudes hilarious
@@zakolascage5808 it's sad to watch dudes life go so shitty
"that's actually a good question, that's ridiculous"
😂😂😂
what a sick guy
😂😂😂 I was gonna see if someone caught that
😂😂😂😂😂
How do you start using the word actually when it was never said what's with the trend of saying the word actually all the time now?
Every morning I wake up Mexican like
1st thought “Am I deported?”
2nd. “ where the tacos”
jajajjajaja
Haha I’m American and I wake up and immediately think “let’s go deport some immigrants. USA USA USA”
3rd thought. “Vicki con la Banda”
Dark 😆
Orale Guey!
"You're looking Asian when you're Polish and Nicaraguan." Theo Von
That "that's what i think too" caught me off guard😂
The first time Theo’s ever been accused of “looking like he knows something” 😂😂
they talk like if it’s a disease 😂
Being asian is a disease
Fr 😂😂😂
It is i have been suffering from it all of my life.
It might be
It's the yellow fever
Only Bobby Lee can turn a stupid ass question into something hilarious.
Not stupid question at all
@@heraldshalom2756It is pretty ridiculous if you think about it. This is one of those question that you could realistically turn around and ask a white person. If somebody asked me that, I'd probably think they're trying to insult me.
@@heraldshalom2756 Do White's feels retarded when they wake up ?
@@sharavy6851 yeah. Idk how come people think that way. Or maybe bcoz white people think "damn i am white" everytime they wakeup.
@@heraldshalom2756it was an extremely stupid question
“Lean eyes” fucking lmao
I'm half Mongolian and I think "I look like I might know something" might actually be the best way to describe my ethnicity the next time someone asks lmao😭
Such a dumb question and he looks sincere about it. Shit cracked me up😂
“That’s what I think.” I died.
Right!!!! Its like. Oh wow. We are the same. Lmao.
I dont know why but Theo going "Me Too" cracks me so much LOL.
“That’s a funny thing, that’s a good question, dude. That’s ridiculous”. 😂😂
He obviously meant: "That's a ridiculously good question!"
Thats just crazy😂
Thanks I missed that part
1 second after i read this he said it, this happens to me alot. Im starting to think its a simulation haha.
easily my favourite part of this 😂
“thats what i think “😂😂😂
"lean eyes" 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
"That's what I think!" 😂
Growing up everyone said my cousin looked Asian. Never saw it. Then, after years of living across the country, I fly in and my cousin is supposed to pick me up. I land, I’m walking out, and I think “why the fuck is this Asian dude staring at me”.
LMFAO
DUDE 😭💀
Beautifully crafted joke
BRUH
Mexican?
Prefacing the question with “I’ve always wanted to ask you this” is such a funny touch 🤣🤣🤣🤣
This convo is so ridiculous its funny
half polish half nicaraguan is crazyy 🤣
"Do you feel Asian when you wake up?"
That's the million dollar question
oh really?
"NO" 😂
“Like maybe I knew somethin” 😂😂😂
Man these two need to be in a movie😂
They're currently working on a ahow I believe.
They would've been great in something like superbad or jump street
Honestly it’s like rush hour but with a redneck instead
@@LordSeth-hf8ew lmfaooo literally 💀 and we need that
Yeah, the new Harold and Kumar
Theo is playin 4D chess always
Truly the wildest the wildest conversation.
Wait ‘til you hear about what brutally happened to Bobby one summer…
@@danil.6667 😟(He knows)
@@VeryTypicalJax he knows he was the camp counselor.
“Lean eyes”😂
As a straight white man my whole life, I typically wake up immediately thinking about categories to judge people and then how to subjugate them in law and politics.
🤣🤣🤣
You’re a Caucasian male so you probs think about little boys too.
Relatable moment
@@NoName-fv5oo he didn't say he was black bro 💀
@john mccartney they run away from there boys, Catholic makes more sense
So true. I grew up in South Korea, and never had I thought I was Asian until I moved to the States. Oh yeah, once I was here, everyone worked really hard to let me know I was Asian 😂😂😂😂
Every time I eat something, It does make me think I am Korean, "Where is fookin KIMCHI? I need meat for protein intake", and I go, "Bring the dog from the cage."
Americans low key just be wanting to know stuff about your country cuz we ain't never been anywhere
@@Davanillaguerrilla That's cause you're not in the military, fuck u mean LMAO those mfs been EVERYWHERE
@@하하호호-h3u 뭐래냐
@@Davanillaguerrilla Selfish Americans
That "am i Asian?" delivery was f*cking gold
Their conversations are gold
Let people ask "stupid" questions and let someone answer it properly. This is a prime example. I loved every second as the question wasn't an attack.
That's actually a brilliant question
As an Italian American waking up.
First of all every fucking morning I find meatballs under my pillow. No explanation, not Marinara. Nothing. Just straight meatballs.
Bobby nailed it. It’s true it’s the other people who make you actually think about it. I wake up and I’m like time to take a shit and get ready for work. 😅
Yeah when he said
People like you
It actually made perfect sense. I haven't seen much content of Bobby but from I have seen he seems rather insightful. He made a good point, without being a self righteous twat.
Lol it goes all ways. It's a constant joke between me and my man. Most of the time it goes unnoticed but then sometimes he does a certified white guy thing. Sometimes I do a certified Arab thing. Then the jokes commence and we both can't stop laughing. We all do the same with our friends. When nothing is sacred and you can joke about race, religion, or politics everyone feels better. Wouldn't trade my friends for anything because everybody else is so polarized and easily butt hurt.
Great minds think alike.
I mean white people only
we know bro 💀 i dont think theres many ppl other than theo von who would say "does it feel Asian when u wake up in the morning" lmao
I lost it at "you do look like you know something" xDdddd
Theo is so off the wall. It's crazy hilarious 😂
Theo Von asking borderline offensive things and Bobby Lee elaborating on it instead of getting offended is Gold. Literal Gold.
It wasn’t offensive tho
I’m Asian and it wasn’t offensive. It came from a place of genuine curiosity
it's a bit crass but not offensive
not offensive moreso ignorant
@@HazardousItems That's because you East Asians are White people's biggest Bootlickers lol.
Theo is precious for asking these questions so genuinely LOL
I spent the first 7 years of my life not realizing I was Asian
What made you realize you were?
@@anonymousbloke1 it's in the video
This is actually such a good conversation.
theo von realizing all races have the same human thoughts
"thats a good question dude. that's ridiculous." 😂
Yeah! You DO look like u know something🤣🤣🤣💀
How is none of the comments talking about this🫠😂 too funny
These two have the most amazing hilarious discussions and piss takes of each other. I love it
Does Theo wake up and say,"am I a guy with a mullet,do I feel like a mullet man?"
Honestly there's a good chance. That guy has 50 thoughts a second and none of them are normal
@@mspaint93 Its actually funny-and sad ,that Theo does not know how ignorant and not funny he sounds.And how amazingly witty Tommy is.Tommy handles him with so much finesse.He uses Theo's ignorance to his advantage,turning the tables.😉Im glad to know people catch the drift.smh🤦♀️
@@cherrya3927Theo ain’t for everyone fam. Just scroll on
@@jonathonE Actually I do think he has talent and can be funny.Obviously is why he is in my feed.Is just a miss for me on this short.I commented on this short,and scrolled on many moons ago.
Do you wake up feeling offended?
bro that’s like asking do you feel white when you wake up 💀
😂"the 5th thing, am I Asian?"
“Do you feel Asian?” is wild😆
Theo for real looks like he knows something😂
He deff looks like he’s hiding some interesting stuff and wouldn’t be surprised if you told him something crazy 😂
"Do you feel Asian when you wake up in the morning?"
As an Asian teen, I can confirm that every time I wake up in the morning I start questioning my race.
"Does it feel Asian when you wake up in the morning?" 😂
As an asian, I can confirm that I do ask myself if im asian every morning
This is my absolute favorite pairing hahahaha
Theo knows somethin. Not much but somethin
😄😄
That question is the equivalent of a white guy meeting an Asian for the first time 😂
“Lean eyes” is crazy 😅
"That's a good question" 😭
As an “Asian” myself I just lost it at the “eye thing” part. 😂
"does it feel asian when you wake up in the morning" 😂😂
I actually relate to Theo lol I never noticed I looked particularly Asian (I’m Mexican American) until I was a new kid at this preppy white school. All of a sudden I was getting bullied for looking Asian.
Not “lean eyes” 😂
Everytime i wake up as a Vietnamese i go:
1. "Where the strawhat"
2. "Where the rice"
3. "Where the Pho"
what about the irrational hatred of China... ?
It's like a child asking the first asian he ever met.
I'm Native American and I get mistaken for Asian pretty much constantly lol
Because you are Asian
Makes sense. Native Americans are mongoloid migrants from the area of modern Syberia. That's why Mexicans also look Asian-ish sometimes.
Hey ya hey ha heya heya hey ya
@@sharavy6851 “migrated“ sounds better, “migrants” has different connotations.
@@user-3aa6234fh About time people learned migrant means just that.
"Do you feel asian when you wake up?" 😂😂😂
These 2 just solved racism
Theo trying to find a fellow Asian who understands what it's like.
I love when Bobby just laughs straight upward. Like he’s laughing directly into the heavens of how fucking ridiculous of a thing Theo just said said at any given moment.
I love all people but i honestly dont get Theo.He seems like a nice guy but i cant understand whats so great about him?He just say strange stuff all the time.Bobby in the other hand is always fun and charming.He and Will Sasso was the best on mad tv.
@@elvisjimpa100 he’s pretty hit or miss for me. When he’s on he’s on, but when he’s not it’s just weird and cringe
@@Rodgerwilco91 true
Bobby doesn’t laugh facetiously, that’s what’s charming. He laughs when he finds something funny, and he throws his head back and howls. It’s the best, it’s gotta be gratifying as a comedian.
This dialog is pure gold
The mullet guy didn't finish kindergarten
“Mullet guy” 💀
when the camera pans on his leg set up on his knee I couldn’t help but laugh😂
-“Really?”
-“No”✨
Man the logic in these two is all over the place , you literally can t imagine what s coming next 😂😂
We're humans first ... we bleed the same.
“Then the fifth thing is am I Asian” “really” “no” 😂 had me dying
We actually dont question ourself if we're asian, more like "am i adopted?" 😂😂
Theo said “lean eyes” 😂😂😂
we don't ask if we are Asian when we wake up. tho tbh there were times that when we look at the mirror after waking up we'd just go" Goddamnit, still Asian" then casually continue our lives the Asian way.
Lmfao the mystical shake when he said " does it feel Asian when you wake up" 😂😂💀💀
This is what it’s like being tall, you feel normal until you’re around short people who feel the need to constantly tell you. You’re tall! Lol
I have short legs but I've never been anywhere where they weren't long enough to reach the ground.
Depends on how tall you are. Some shit is just way too noticable.
@Melissa Hernandezm
How tall are you?
@@infinite-sadness right and that’s where you use your brain and keep your thoughts to yourself lol like would people go up to an ugly or obese person and go wow you are so ugly, you are so obese! No because that’s rude lol so why do it to a tall person?
@@AbcAbc-sp1od 5’9
"Maybe I knew something" 😂💀💀💀
He doesn’t look like he knows something, he looks like he’s about to give you a secret quest
Bobby's laugh is fricken magical.
We don’t wake up and think about being Asian the same way you don’t wake up and think something like “I’m white
Uhhhhhh..... Yeah
But I do think that
These two always have a good conversation. Bobby is a real comidian
First thing I think when I wake up is
“Only 45 more years of this shït then I can enjoy my life for 5 years before I can’t move” then head to work.
Ya you got some shit to figure out man.
Sometimes I think about being Asian in the shower like.. if life is a simulation, why did I choose this 😂
I like that instead of laughing his question off her decided to educate him instead.
Polish and Nicaraguan from Louisiana is hilarious because it’s so random
I’ve never thought about that as a black person 🤣. I’ve never woke up and been like “damn, im black as f*ck” 🤣🤣🤣
„I always wanted to ask you this“😂😂😂 what
“People like you “ 😂😂😂 i don’t think anyone wakes up like that
Me after I smoke some loud: "Hey I'm Asian!"
Kids always thought I was Chinese and I always felt like an outcast when I was a kid. Even though I'm not Asian.
Theo von looks like he'd be friends with a talking dog.
I'm Polish and I wish we could adopt him as our second best national poet ❤️👌
Oh cool! Who’s first? The Lithuanian Adomas Mickevičius, who called Lithuania his fatherland?
Uh oh, east Euro bumhole war about to break out
I think you misspelled Adam Mickiewicz
@@AugustasKunc lol
That's a first one. Delusional lithuanians actually believe that? XD
@@AugustasKunc u mad bro? If you are lithuanian you clearly slept on all history lessons. First of all Adam Mickiewicz was Born on current Belarus terrain if current geographical location is important to you. Secondly at the time when adam Mickiewicz was writing and alive there was Polish-Lithuanian Union. After muscovy rise to a threat for lithuania they proposed joining to Poland UNDER POLISH CROWN SO LITHUANIA WAS FUCKING LITERALLY 'POLAND'. Another thing yes he have roots of lithuanian aristocracy BUT they were considered part of Polish aristocracy. Why BECUASE LITHUANIA WAS CONNECTED TO POLAND. HE STATED ONCE "Lithuania! My homeland! You are like vigour. (...)". It was from his book but its was clearly in context of longing from nature. How dare you say this when he wrote a book in only one language: P O L I S H and created Polish legions troops that were fighting in lombardy. I don't try to tell that he is '100%' Polish because he was also lithuanian but from your sentence i fell that you are thinking Poland stole lithuanian poet. It's clear that Adam Mickiewicz's works of literature is Polish by the things stated above.