Caillou as an adult: repeatively rapes, assaults and murders woman and bombs countries for not giving him what he wants. His parents: now Caillou that wasn't a nice thing to do now go apologies to the woman you raped and the countries you bombed. Caillou: f**K you I am a perfect child and never do anything wrong those girls didn't do what I want, they threatened to call the police on me! His parents: oh, ok Caillou as long as you understand that you screwed up.
Alternative version: Caillou: burns down the house His parents: oooooooooooooooooooooomg caillou, you are so grounded grounded grounded grounded grounded grounded grounded grounded grounded grounded grounded grounded for 38w8w88qq87w7373737u382929929292929292929292929929192929288383838474yyryr years, now go to your room
Best kids show: Blues Clues. It was the start of my love of mysteries and ultimately my desire to be a prosecutor. I still watch Blues Clues on occasion and I still think it’s a good method for kids’ critical thinking.
For education yes but for enjoyment pretty high but if I was gonna pick a fun cartoon spongebob is my fav forever nothing can take me away from spongebob :)
Fun fact: I used to be downright _terrified_ of broccoli when I was a wee bab, claiming it "had toes" whatever that means. But Toopy (somehow) helped me get over that fear, and personally I'm happy about that. Broccoli doesn't really have that strong of a flavour honestly. Listening to Strider criticise one of my favorite childhood shows makes me giggle like a schoolgirl-
I think I get where you were coming from with the "had toes" thing, it might've just been a weird way of referring to the little buds that make up a head of broccoli.
Fun fact: In the Philippines, theres something called the ‘Peppa Effect’ The Peppa Effect is where kids start speaking english with an english accent instead of Tagalog.
*Whats more awkward :* *Answering Dora when she asks you a question* *OR* *Not answering her and sitting in silence as she stares at you for 5 seconds*
@@f4iy3I knew it the whole time. Also, I’m probably in that weird situation where my friends never minded that much if I corrected their grammar, so no need to use Grammarly.
Spanish is the second most prominent language spoken in America. I live in Florida and I can tell you some Spanish can really help. The Spanish conspiracy bit fell flat. Dora is an American show and teaching American children some Spanish is more helpful than not if you’d like your child to have an edge in the workforce, if anything. It’s also great development to have bilingual education.
I always hated fanboy and chum chum! Not to mention that the animation on that show makes every character design from the Addams Family look like a Pixar movie.
6: This show made me question my intelligence as a kid 5: I forgot this show even EXISTED 4: I'd watch anything as a kid so long as it wasn't too violent, but THIS is where I drew the line 3: I had mixed feelings about this show; The colour schemes weren't badly chosen, but the characters were kind of insulting: I felt that Toopy's obnoxious character is an insult to the normally outgoing people and the fact that Binoo doesn't say ANYTHING is an insult to the normally quiet people. Also, the fact that these two are virtually the only characters that get any screen time makes it even more insulting. 2: Agreed 1: Agreed
I grew up with Caillou. I remember being so annoyed as a child but I was so young that I couldn't figure out how to change the channel. I have sensory issues so his high pitched whining infuriated me. It was torture if my parents weren't around to help me with the remote lmao
Same here. Except not only did I have sensory issues that made his hellish screeching a fate worse than death, I also was extremely smart for that age and got really bored of it. I switched on Thomas the Train instead.
Dora:Where did I leave my ice cream? Me:On the bench Dora:Where? Me:Do you need hearing aids damn, if your going to ask me where the ice cream is then you better listen
Go sernando Combs Jr normal day Dora:What's uno in English kid: 100!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Dora:CORRECT!!!!!!!!!!!!??? Kid :Mommy Mommy Mommy Mommy!!!!!!!!! Mom:yes dear kid:I found out what uno is in English Mom: what dear Kid: 100!!!!!!! Mom: ........ *mom takes hammer and smashes TV * kid:y Mommy? Mom: because this cartoon is shit kid:ohhhhhhh
If Dora was in COD Woods: "Dora, take out that 50-Cal!" Dora:"Where's the 50-Cal?" Mason:"It's right in front of you, dumbass!" Dora:"Where is the-" Woods: "Mason, can you shoot this blind *****?" *Mason and Woods shoot Dora*
Good Caillou: I want to go to the park please. Bad Caillou: SILLY OLD CAR. SILLY, SILLY, SILLY. WAAAAAAAAHHHHH!!! Evil Caillou: I worked for Hitler when I was 2. Edit: 256 likes? THANK YOU GUYS SO MUCH!!
When I was an edgy 15 year old, I LOVED Fanboy and Chum Chum and Breadwinners, but now when I look back at those shows as a 23 year old, I just cringe. 😖
Lol has did you watch Pat and Jen review that friend Johnny something shorts, OH GAWD THE DAD IS SO CREEEPY. HE TRIED TO EAT A CAT. THE KID HAD TO SAVE THE PLUCKING CAAAT!
Peppa has been a meme in my school: One day in food class, we had extra time and the food teacher told us what we should watch, the pretty and popular girls said this: “Let’s watch peppa pig!” I was in the corner crying internally while thos girls where making pig noises as peppa was playing
Rosie really has it bad. Poor girl, she always gets bullied. Also the GI Joesh skit was hysterical. You always make me smile some way or another with your excellent humor.
"But Caillou is meant to represent the way toddlers really are!" Except the show is directed at that same age group, meaning viewers (small children) are going to start emulating his behavior. If the show was written and marketed for an older audience, it wouldn't be such a glaring problem.
I love Peppa for some reason. I love each character. The point of each episode is plain old day to day life. Nothing really edgy, and it's laid back and noice. I will admit that it does lack an edge, but that's by design. Watch Ben & Holly if you want edge.
Howdy! Hope you're having a pleasant December :) I was thinking of doing one of these 4 videos next for PhantomStrider channel but new recommendations are always appreciated too. Much obliged. A: Best Cartoon Characters B: Worst Anime C: Worst Teen Titans Go D: Worst Children’s Movies E: Worst Disney Sequels
Silver Rain lol when I was younger I watched Dora. I watched the episode where Dora said the Spanish version of "Jump Pony". And I repeated jump pony in Spanish for months
You've had The Caillou Curse! I've Once Had The Caillou Curse When I'm Younger...... I Know Caillou Made Kids become Bratty, Which led to The Existence of Nanny 911, Supernanny, Other Reality Shows Related to Nannies and World's Strictest Parents! (Including The Zazoo Ad)
I work with kids so I've seen tons of kids cartoons. Peppa Pig is actually really strange... the things said sometimes makes me gasp because its just rude. But its like, hidden in the show. Jake and the Neverland Pirates is one of the most annoying shows I've ever seen. It makes an effort to be good but it teaches kids horrible lessons and the characters are one dimensional to the point where kids want to be like the villain instead because he's portrayed as funny. Strawberry Shortcake (the newer version) is another "girls" show that depicts girls doing nothing but giggling, getting into silly drama, and fashion. Zig and Sharko- This is one I had to tell kids not to watch anymore. Its just a way to keep kids in front of the tv by turning their brains to mush. A couple good kids shows I've discovered that I never hear about are Wild Kratts and Busytown Mysteries.
I've watched a lot of cartoons over the years because I love watching animations but I still prefer the old ones, the newer ones... they are sadly mainly trash D: Especially Peppa Pig, the way she acts and she is constantly rude, bratty and annoying and she gets away with everything! It's so damn annoying :(
BrianaLynn7 I watched Peppa Pig, Jake and the Neverland Pirates, Mickey Mouse Clubhouse, Strawberry Shortcake, and Nina Needs to go when I was little. Didn’t do much to me.
If you think that's bad you should have read the books. In one of them Rosie had just been born and was coming home from the hospital so everyone's attention was on her. This makes Caillou very jealous. So after they put her in her crib to go to sleep he goes into her room gives her a hug and then he bites her as hard as he can.And do you want to know what his parents do? They barely scold him and then apologize for not giving him enough attention. So yeah he's a spoiled ass brat and his parents aren't helping with the situation.
My mum told me I used to keep biting my brother when I was younger (I have autism, and we're talking when I was about 1 year or something, maybe a little older), so one day he bites me back... literally, on the back, and it was so hard there's still a scar there if you look carefully enough. Needless to say, I stopped biting my brother.
Did you know that the Nickelodeon Revival of Winx Club had Nick Jr. writers like Janice Burgess(creator of co-produced Nelvana cartoon, The Backyardigans) to co-production episodes for younger audiences, because “the animation audience has skewed younger, nowadays, it’s very difficult to make a 10-year old watch cartoons.”
And as for the #3 worst thing about Breadwinners, that’s exactly the case for the non-Italian versions of Winx Club Season 6, where the characters were given as many lines as possible when they didn’t need them. Lines such as “Awesome” “Cool” “Wow” “Check this out” etc. are pervasive to the point that it makes us pray for them to shut up for once. The pixies are the biggest offenders, as they blabber about with their lips either off screen or they don’t even move to the dialogue, and with the combination of their ear piercing voices, which were the Winx’s voices pitched so high by the way, makes the dialogue completely unbearable.
This isn't me being old and being all "things were better in my day", I seriously believe that young children today are being robbed of quality entertainment because of cynical cheap studios that don't care about the quality of their product because "who cares, its just for kids"
Ryan Truex The Thomas iterations I've seen are pretty terrible. I quite like the rest of your list, and would add Floogals, Clangers, Nina's World, and perhaps Bob the Builder (if only for the theme song). There's another one with animation similar to something Stephen Silver could have created, but I can't remember the name of it. (I spend a lot of time with my best friend's kids, although there's some artistic and animation/storytelling/educational merit to many preschooler/young children's shows...)
I probably lost about 4.5 million brain cells as a kid I would probably be smarter if I watched leafy play gta while cyber bullying a bunch of kids and drinking drugged bleach instead of these shows
The King my sister used to watch Dora and honestly, Compared to shows like sesame street and blues clues I thought Dora was highly overrated. Just grating and awkward being stared at for 3 minutes.
To all Dora haters, I have a very bad news for you. There's going to be a Dora live action movie and Micheal Bay is the producer. You may not believe me but check it on IMDb if you want proof.
It's coming out of 2019, and they already casted someone for Dora, it's produced by Micheal Bay (which means we're gonna see explosions) and their director is James Bobin, the director of Alice Through the Looking Glass.
My favourite shows as a kid were Postman pat, Thomas the tank engine (classic version), Fireman Sam (classic), Veggie Tales, and any Aardman movies/shows. What is everyone else's favourites?
I live in Serbia and Dora teaches kids English my sister only can watch one episode after episode she said "this is boring let's watch normal Nickelodeon I don't like Nick jr."
*Hide And Seek* Dora: “Can You Find Boots?” Me: “Yes! He Is At A Cave! **I Said That On Purpose** “ Dora: “Great Job! He Is Behind The Tree!” Me: “WTH?!?!???!!!?!”
I remember seeing one episode of Dora that had to do with hide and seek, though I remember Boots being hidden in a tree that grows red fruit. I remember being confused as to how the heck Dora actually knew right away where he was hiding.
WARNING!!! Stay clear of this comment if you like Dora the Explorer. If Dora ever died, i would want it to go like this: Robber: Give me all of your money! Dora: (Steps in) Robber no robbing, Robber no rob- Robber interrupts her and shoots her to death. And that's the end of Dora.
Princess Sparkle I think Dora would say "robber no robbing!" But she would probably insult him in Spanish (if she were older) and do something like call the police or turn him in with her bare hands. Honestly I don't think she'll ever die
6: Jesus I remember watching Dora when I was 4. Even I was like _BITCH THE THING'S RIGHT FUCKING THERE_ 5: Peppa Pig is a spicy meme 4: Cailou is also a spicy meme 3: What level of hell did you dredge this out of?! I've never heard of this! 2: Fanboy and Chum Chum is the reason I stopped watching Cartoons. I was in 1st grade when this crap heap came out, and everyone else worshipped it like a God. 1: Breadwinners deserves to fill that gap that #3 came out of.
When I was young, my mom let me watch ONE episode of Cailou, and I suddenly became a terrible toddler for a few days. Btw, my parents were VERY strict when I was a toddler because discipline was important to them, so it wasn't normal for me at ALL.
2:49 we'll I had to agree with you. I hate Peppa pig because in elementary school, My classmates and my teacher made fun of me for liking peppa. It's peppa's fault for making me the laughing stock at elementary school😡.
P e p p a p i g Me and my sister: *falls out of our seats* Strider: any kids over the age of six will be bored to death by Peppa Pig Me: I'M 14 My sister: I'M 10 Both of us: WERE HERE FOR THE MEMES
Syphira The Dutch Angel Dragon There's a difference between breaking the fourth wall and treating them like crap. I love fourth wall jokes but that isn't how you do it
I hate that and when they never look away from the camera. They will walk sideways(because the creators can't be bothered to give us a view down the 0x nor draw the back of their heads (which honestly should be easier.)
Even as a young child I hated when shows did that. I knew even then I was just watching a show, and the characters couldn't really hear me. So it'd always result in a long awkward pause while the character waits for an answer. Even the 4-year-old me at the time got second-hand embarrassment from it that I do now whenever I see a show do it.
Well, maybe it's obvious for you, but it probably isn't so obvious for a toddler. You're forgetting whom these shows are made for. The point of that is to help small children learn to locate objects.
I can agree that Toopy and Binnoo would make the entirety of Captain Jake and the Never Land Pirates look and feel like Bleach: Thousand Year Blood War by comparison. Funnily enough, both Jake and the Never Land Pirates and Bleach are on Hulu and Disney+.
Because well, look at the fourth season of JATNLP, the show is able to differentiate from Dora the Explorer by focusing more on the Swordfighting and Action-packed side of things while at the same time, providing some wholesomely good Entertainment for everyone.
Caillou: burns down the house
His mom: everybody makes mistakes
Caillou as an adult: repeatively rapes, assaults and murders woman and bombs countries for not giving him what he wants.
His parents: now Caillou that wasn't a nice thing to do now go apologies to the woman you raped and the countries you bombed.
Caillou: f**K you I am a perfect child and never do anything wrong those girls didn't do what I want, they threatened to call the police on me!
His parents: oh, ok Caillou as long as you understand that you screwed up.
Caillou: *murders Rosie*
His parents: Now Caillou, that wasn’t very nice. Now go apologize to Rosie and we’ll give you ice cream
@@TankyFisherman lol
@@TankyFisherman so he’s Donald trump?
Alternative version:
Caillou: burns down the house
His parents: oooooooooooooooooooooomg caillou, you are so grounded grounded grounded grounded grounded grounded grounded grounded grounded grounded grounded grounded for 38w8w88qq87w7373737u382929929292929292929292929929192929288383838474yyryr years, now go to your room
If Boots takes off his boots is his name Feet?
Mr Troller Yup...
Yes.
Ya
/music plays
Mr Troller *INSERT ILLUMINATI MUSIC*
Best kids show: Blues Clues. It was the start of my love of mysteries and ultimately my desire to be a prosecutor. I still watch Blues Clues on occasion and I still think it’s a good method for kids’ critical thinking.
Bella Dicax I Agree fam. Blues Clues was my shit when I was younger (yes I’m young..don’t know why I added this part but eh.)
Bella Dicax YES!
Agreed
Indeed
For education yes but for enjoyment pretty high but if I was gonna pick a fun cartoon spongebob is my fav forever nothing can take me away from spongebob :)
Fun fact:
I used to be downright _terrified_ of broccoli when I was a wee bab, claiming it "had toes" whatever that means. But Toopy (somehow) helped me get over that fear, and personally I'm happy about that. Broccoli doesn't really have that strong of a flavour honestly.
Listening to Strider criticise one of my favorite childhood shows makes me giggle like a schoolgirl-
I think I get where you were coming from with the "had toes" thing, it might've just been a weird way of referring to the little buds that make up a head of broccoli.
SAME!
"forgettable character design"
The internet: *makes 3000 Peppa pig memes*
This video was made in December 2016
I'm just making a combo of replies because it's cool
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@2023 Brayden Langford Piggy?
When caillou cries he sounds like a bootleg anime cartoon girl.
He does 100%
Scary
Ha ha ha ha ha that is the truth!!!
fuck yes
Lol
The one good joke in peppa pig:
Daddy wolf: nice house
Daddy Pig: Yep
Daddy Wolf: What's it made out of?
Daddy Pig: Bricks, don't get any ideas
Holy crap, that joke is way too smart for that show.
Another Good Joke
Grandpa Pig: Don't Worry the Attic window is always closed
* Attic Window is Open *
Grandpa Pig: Oh.
Yeah, something like that
Lectar117 or "what do we eat now?" All look briefly look at each other
My favorite joke was
Emily Elephant: My daddy worked in the circus
Peppa: What did he do?
Emily: He sold tickets!
There must be one decent writer out of the entire staff that secretly adds a joke when he can.
Fun fact: Swaysway's voice actor, Robbie Daymond, has voiced in anime like MHA, Jojo, Sailor Moon, and P5
What a world
And luckily, Breadwinners did had a Good Grand Finale.
JOJO?
@@maxleon61702Really? What was it?
@@RVAdada my mate, the finale is well, surprisingly good.
I just noticed Peppa Pig's head looks like a hair dryer.
Nicholas Morais LMFAO i just noticed too
I think it looks like a small penis.
Nicholas Morais XDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXD
Nicholas Morais I thought it looked like a whistle
I thought it looked like a deformed watering can.
Fun fact:
In the Philippines, theres something called the ‘Peppa Effect’
The Peppa Effect is where kids start speaking english with an english accent instead of Tagalog.
thAnk yOu foR tHe hEarT ;v;
Um...I think I have that. But I didn’t watch Peppa, I watched SpongeBob.
Let's not even start with Starla
(P.s just my opinion)
I can speak English, but in quite an American accent.
OHH that's what happened to me I live in the most southern place but I have a english accent
*Whats more awkward :*
*Answering Dora when she asks you a question*
*OR*
*Not answering her and sitting in silence as she stares at you for 5 seconds*
The latter
When you answer wrong
When you answer the question to fast and she makes the long silence
*None of the above*
Both of them
I can’t STAND it when PhantomStrider gets to #1 on a list, and an Ad Appears out of NOWHERE right when he is about to reveal number one.
Same I hate it.
And the #1 WORST kids show is……………….
GRAMMARLY!!!!! 🤩🤩🤩🥳🥳🥳🥳
I can’t say they’re wrong
@@f4iy3I knew it the whole time. Also, I’m probably in that weird situation where my friends never minded that much if I corrected their grammar, so no need to use Grammarly.
Phantom: And the number one worst kid’s cartoon is...
*Ad suddenly plays*
Me: I KNEW IT! ADS FOR JC PENNY’S IS THE WORST!!!
I love you
It's Breadwinners
@@parker-boy98 whoosh?
YES
@@SniperJoeLieutenant Go eat yourself! "Whoosh" nothing!
I honestly do hate when Dora ask "where is it?" And then she stares at you without talking
That's creepy
Rraagoo Chan of Happiness she looks at you as if she’s going to steal your soul and your knee caps at all at once if you don’t answer the question.
Ikr. It's creepy AF
She asks the vieweres when it's just right there like OMG She's such a dumbass b*tch
She is staring into your soul
Spanish is the second most prominent language spoken in America. I live in Florida and I can tell you some Spanish can really help. The Spanish conspiracy bit fell flat. Dora is an American show and teaching American children some Spanish is more helpful than not if you’d like your child to have an edge in the workforce, if anything. It’s also great development to have bilingual education.
Apparently I watched it as a kid :/
I fear no man
But that thing
*Caillou only at number 4*
It scares me
Same my mans
I am scared for you
Ikr Caillou is an a hole.
Wait that is called that I forgot it was called it LOL
In the book, when Caillou meets his sister, he kisses her and than bites her
Lazy town:hey kids you should eat five vegetables and two fruits a day to be healthy
Toopy and binnoo:E A T V E G A T A B L
_o r v a n i s h_
O R F E E L H U R T I N S I D E
O R D I E
O R. L O S E. Y O U R. J O J O. P O S T E R S.
R A W . . .
Dora: where is swiper?
Swiper: uses a swiper sniper and steals and shoots Dora and gets arrested like he should have been
Anna's awesomely awesome puppy live how Dora should’ve ended.
If swiper does that to me, i'd call 911 right away or maybe push him off a cliff
*YES*
The episode would be called "Swiper snipes Dora".
outstanding pro-gamer move
I always hated fanboy and chum chum! Not to mention that the animation on that show makes every character design from the Addams Family look like a Pixar movie.
Can you believe that this was the cartoon Nickelodeon chose over Adventure Time.
Same, and I even hated it when I was 6
6: This show made me question my intelligence as a kid
5: I forgot this show even EXISTED
4: I'd watch anything as a kid so long as it wasn't too violent, but THIS is where I drew the line
3: I had mixed feelings about this show; The colour schemes weren't badly chosen, but the characters were kind of insulting: I felt that Toopy's obnoxious character is an insult to the normally outgoing people and the fact that Binoo doesn't say ANYTHING is an insult to the normally quiet people. Also, the fact that these two are virtually the only characters that get any screen time makes it even more insulting.
2: Agreed
1: Agreed
Wait... You forgot peppa pig?!
@@ちゃんりゅこ that was my thought
I still can't believe Nickelodeon turned down adventure Time for fanboy and Chum chum
SweetIvory 1203 yeaaaaaah whaaaaat geniuseeessssss
(Sarcasm)
I know right.
Yeah but Cartoon Network did a great job with it
scary thing is, in an alternate universe, nick picked adventure time and fanboy and chum chum went to the cartoon network
IDK why, but I liked that show
You know, here in Mexico, dora teaches us english.
Michele Fornovo Tapia And in Finland she teaches english too
Also in Brazil.That makes no sense.Brazilians don't speak spanish.Then, why don't Dora teach us?
thats cool :) well you learn something new everyday
Michele Fornovo Tapia cool
I'm mexican and i can confirm this
I grew up with Caillou.
I remember being so annoyed as a child but I was so young that I couldn't figure out how to change the channel. I have sensory issues so his high pitched whining infuriated me. It was torture if my parents weren't around to help me with the remote lmao
Same here. Except not only did I have sensory issues that made his hellish screeching a fate worse than death, I also was extremely smart for that age and got really bored of it. I switched on Thomas the Train instead.
Caillou's voice actress died when she was only 17 years old
caillou wasnt a brat in season 4 and 5
@@MiffyFullEpisodes I think four seasons in is a little too late 😅
My dad once told me that when I was very young I apparently cried whenever that show with the bald kid came on tv....
even as a very young child, you could acknowledge what was bad shows apparently
That just shows that show is just a peace of ####
Gabriela Robles ....of hashtags
Caillou?
Lol even babies hate calliou
Dora:Where did I leave my ice cream?
Me:On the bench
Dora:Where?
Me:Do you need hearing aids damn, if your going to ask me where the ice cream is then you better listen
Yes. So true.
Go sernando Combs Jr normal day Dora:What's uno in English kid: 100!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Dora:CORRECT!!!!!!!!!!!!??? Kid :Mommy Mommy Mommy Mommy!!!!!!!!! Mom:yes dear kid:I found out what uno is in English Mom: what dear Kid: 100!!!!!!! Mom: ........ *mom takes hammer and smashes TV * kid:y Mommy? Mom: because this cartoon is shit kid:ohhhhhhh
uh (being akward and more akwarder) hh hhh hey
Dora: what?
If Dora was in COD
Woods: "Dora, take out that 50-Cal!"
Dora:"Where's the 50-Cal?"
Mason:"It's right in front of you, dumbass!"
Dora:"Where is the-"
Woods: "Mason, can you shoot this blind *****?"
*Mason and Woods shoot Dora*
Caillou should honestly be number 1. I can't remember ANYONE who even found the show tolerable.
Caillou: WAAAAAA!
I love you!
I'M AN SPOILED BRAT
Careful!If he finds you he will one punch you
Terrible
14:36 but what about crude toilet humor? It's also reason why Breadwinners are hated. How could I ever watch it as child.
That bucket skit was pretty funny.
Yeah it was
for sure
Yeah XD
Yeah
Dora: “I Fear No Man But THAT THING...”
*Google Translate*
“...It Scares Me”
How does Dora scare you?! Is she ugly? I can understand that.
@@rebelfleettrooper9881 Dora is scared of Google Translate.
Lol
Google=duolingo
Rebel Fleet Trooper I think Colin Cartoons! Forgot the “Dora:” before the “It scares me” part.
Good Caillou: I want to go to the park please.
Bad Caillou: SILLY OLD CAR. SILLY, SILLY, SILLY. WAAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!
Evil Caillou: I worked for Hitler when I was 2.
Edit: 256 likes? THANK YOU GUYS SO MUCH!!
Mike's Awesome Vlogs I'd watch that tbh
is this a pigeon meme: is this a funny comment?
Dat last one!! THAT IS SOOO FUNNY!
CringeFire9 hellos? THIS WAS FUNNY
Nah, Caillou’s always been a nazi torturing us.
When I was an edgy 15 year old, I LOVED Fanboy and Chum Chum and Breadwinners, but now when I look back at those shows as a 23 year old, I just cringe. 😖
"A FISH WITH WINGS?!"
Yeah that's insane fish with wings
Guess the writers never saw, or heard of a flying fish before.
If only I were to break into the world that’s happening behind the TV screen and (figuratively) give the characters a piece of my mind....
A bit more handy than a fish with legs.
Flying fish
My top 5 list of worst kid cartoons
5: creepy RUclips kid cartoons
4: creepy RUclips kids cartoons
3: creepy RUclips kids cartoons
2:creepy RUclips kids cartoons
1: creepy RUclips kids cartoons
Kate B lol i never understood those videos where they make the barbies talk
Lindsay Sheffield the moonwalker killjoy
Oh, the Barbie videos are nothing compared to the other kids cartoons on here.
Lol has did you watch Pat and Jen review that friend Johnny something shorts, OH GAWD THE DAD IS SO CREEEPY. HE TRIED TO EAT A CAT. THE KID HAD TO SAVE THE PLUCKING CAAAT!
Wait you forgot "Creepy RUclips Kids Cartoons"
hey did you know in the Philippines Dora teaches Filipino not Spanish crazy right?
me hitting the john
Don't worry, awards don't mean anything anyway.
Aidan A. How....when...and f*cking how was that possible
thank god the show got canceled
I actually liked that show..
Yup times over 9000
Fun Fact: The term "Fairy Floss" is what Australians call "Cotton Candy".
So basically he was saying fan boy and chum chum would turn kid's brains into cotton candy? It actually makes a lot more sense now
@ogudemichael Yep. Sounds about right.
Dora: Can you find the mountain.
(Awkward silence)
*DORA STARES INTO SOUL*
That's what I did whenever dora asked me a question through the TV
ah yes my childhood in 12 words
my childhood in a nutshell
XD
Ryansock Gaming Dora in Polish teaches kids English
Peppa has been a meme in my school:
One day in food class, we had extra time and the food teacher told us what we should watch, the pretty and popular girls said this: “Let’s watch peppa pig!” I was in the corner crying internally while thos girls where making pig noises as peppa was playing
I am now calling the Cafeteria "food class"
You are tougher than I am I'm sensitive
Same with my class but I just want to punch a hole through the wall
Pretty, popular, and downright braindead it seems °^°
How old were you at the time? Why were you crying?
Dora: Speaking Spanish
Duolingo: *finally a worthy opponent*
**spanish noises**
Maybe he'll ask dora for beg for l8fe
Duolingo: *(In Spanish)* OUR BATTLE WILL BE LEGENDARY!!!
I'm dieing 😂😂😂😂😂😂 lol
@@WTCH_DCTR_M LA PAZ NO ÉS UNA OPCIÓN!
Rosie really has it bad. Poor girl, she always gets bullied.
Also the GI Joesh skit was hysterical. You always make me smile some way or another with your excellent humor.
Caillou's voice actress died when she was only 17 years old
@@IslaRoseAtkinson oh my gosh, that's awful
@@IslaRoseAtkinsonWhat is your citation?
@@itsdripnovababyWhat is the citation of this claim?
@@BenjaminEaster-b8b No idea
In the Dutch version of Dora she teaches English. It makes literally no sence.
Btw 9.05 is pure russian propaganda
Cat Slave yeh i know im from belguim :D
Buttercup The Cool One
NUUUUUUUU
*throws rocks at Dora* BURN HER UNTIL NOTHING IS LEFT!!!!
Same for romanian
Cat Slave same in indo
Backyardigans is the best kids educational cartoon. Anybody else remember that show?
Darren Kang me too
Yes!
Now it has retarded shows like Paw Patrol
yeah paw patrol was pretty bad
doki was also really atrocious
Darren Kang I used to love that show
"But Caillou is meant to represent the way toddlers really are!"
Except the show is directed at that same age group, meaning viewers (small children) are going to start emulating his behavior. If the show was written and marketed for an older audience, it wouldn't be such a glaring problem.
it would also not be a problem if caillou ever learned or had consequences, but his parents just enable all his behavior
@Ryan Ward yeah for real
The only unrealistic part of Caillou is his parents not punishing him for his bad behavior.
Caillou was a lot worse than I remember.
Except that Caiilou appears to be going on six.
When Caillou is #4, you know the top 3 are going to be BAD.
Caillou's voice actress died when she was only 17 years old
*Well, at least they don't shave their heads bald and grow dots for eyes*
PhantomStrider, 2016
And the NUMBER 1 WORST kid cartoon is...
*ad comes on*
LUMBER LIQUIDATORS!
What the fuck is that?
Same thing happened to me
Listen it not the one your talking about it’s breadwinners
I got scrubbing bubbles
Same
PEPPA PIG pros: meme fuel. cons: cancer
Joan Collier meme fuel is cons
funny videos you fucking cancer
Joan Collier 11/10
AzaloonTV "you bad at cod chase you suck" that's you
I love Peppa for some reason. I love each character. The point of each episode is plain old day to day life. Nothing really edgy, and it's laid back and noice. I will admit that it does lack an edge, but that's by design. Watch Ben & Holly if you want edge.
Wow, I was a huge weirdo as a kid for liking these...
Also Dora’s Mexican.
Howdy! Hope you're having a pleasant December :) I was thinking of doing one of these 4 videos next for PhantomStrider channel but new recommendations are always appreciated too. Much obliged.
A: Best Cartoon Characters
B: Worst Anime
C: Worst Teen Titans Go
D: Worst Children’s Movies
E: Worst Disney Sequels
Best cartoon characters.
PhantomStrider A
PhantomStrider C
PhantomStrider B
PhantomStrider C
When i was small, i hit My sister because caillou did that too. You can tell i wasn't allowed to watch It anymore.
Silver Rain *Rememberin mah big punishment*
Silver Rain That’s actually a good punishment
BLT Movies Agreed XD
Silver Rain My Brother was not aloud to watch Power Rangers because he punched kids at school
Silver Rain lol when I was younger I watched Dora. I watched the episode where Dora said the Spanish version of "Jump Pony". And I repeated jump pony in Spanish for months
One thing I got from Caillou when I was younger: I got worse tempter tantrums, and being spanked more. Thanks Caillou
Coingamer GD what the fuck, TEMPER.
Coingamer GD TEMPER
@Rula Ibrahim Caillou makes you mad even if you're in a good mood.
I watched Calliou luckily I didnt turn into a bitch
You've had The Caillou Curse!
I've Once Had The Caillou Curse When I'm Younger......
I Know Caillou Made Kids become Bratty, Which led to The Existence of Nanny 911, Supernanny, Other Reality Shows Related to Nannies and World's Strictest Parents! (Including The Zazoo Ad)
watching an adult diss kids shows fills you with *DETERMINATION*
You guys remember Kipper? That show was the shit when I was like 4.
Justin Lafser yesss!!!
Justin Lafser I remember superwhy and fireman pete XD
Justin Lafser Oh my god! I forgot how obsessed I was with that show!!
YAASSSS
Justin Lafser oh yeah! I loveddd kipper!
"Phantomstrider what are you doing during quarantine?" "oh nothing, just theorizing about how dora is secretly Hitler."
?! D:
😂
@Callum Edlin true tho
Its just his opinion
Its just his opinion
Fun fact Nickelodeon passed up on Adventure Time in favor of Fanboy And Chum Chum
very sad
Thank god they didn't tho, they'd ruin it knowing them
Marty Mcfly you're kidding right? RIIIIIIIGHTTTTT?!?!!!!????
he said that before
So what you're saying is Nick could have gotten a far worse show?
This just in, Toopy and Binoo is getting its own theatrical feature film. That's right, on the big screen...
On the Spanish dub of Dora, it's completley opposite, she speaks spanish and teaches english
F A I L
Same thing for Filipino version, she speaks Filipino and taught English. Maybe because Filipinos and Spanish were "nemesis" or some sort?
In the Italian version too, she speaks Italian and teaches English
Oh cool
Also in Portugese
I work with kids so I've seen tons of kids cartoons. Peppa Pig is actually really strange... the things said sometimes makes me gasp because its just rude. But its like, hidden in the show. Jake and the Neverland Pirates is one of the most annoying shows I've ever seen. It makes an effort to be good but it teaches kids horrible lessons and the characters are one dimensional to the point where kids want to be like the villain instead because he's portrayed as funny.
Strawberry Shortcake (the newer version) is another "girls" show that depicts girls doing nothing but giggling, getting into silly drama, and fashion.
Zig and Sharko- This is one I had to tell kids not to watch anymore. Its just a way to keep kids in front of the tv by turning their brains to mush.
A couple good kids shows I've discovered that I never hear about are Wild Kratts and Busytown Mysteries.
BrianaLynn7 I know wild kratts
I've watched a lot of cartoons over the years because I love watching animations but I still prefer the old ones, the newer ones... they are sadly mainly trash D: Especially Peppa Pig, the way she acts and she is constantly rude, bratty and annoying and she gets away with everything! It's so damn annoying :(
BrianaLynn7 I watched Peppa Pig, Jake and the Neverland Pirates, Mickey Mouse Clubhouse, Strawberry Shortcake, and Nina Needs to go when I was little. Didn’t do much to me.
Wild Kratts is really good
TailsTheFoxTV Children make awful pirates. ._.
I really liked Caillou and never imitated his behavior. But......... I don't remember him being a spoiled brat!
Beonkia McKinnon HOWWWW????? He was awful!
If you think that's bad you should have read the books. In one of them Rosie had just been born and was coming home from the hospital so everyone's attention was on her. This makes Caillou very jealous. So after they put her in her crib to go to sleep he goes into her room gives her a hug and then he bites her as hard as he can.And do you want to know what his parents do? They barely scold him and then apologize for not giving him enough attention. So yeah he's a spoiled ass brat and his parents aren't helping with the situation.
My mum told me I used to keep biting my brother when I was younger (I have autism, and we're talking when I was about 1 year or something, maybe a little older), so one day he bites me back... literally, on the back, and it was so hard there's still a scar there if you look carefully enough. Needless to say, I stopped biting my brother.
He was always a spoiled brat
That's because those episodes were only the first few ones then the other improved
Did you know that the Nickelodeon Revival of Winx Club had Nick Jr. writers like Janice Burgess(creator of co-produced Nelvana cartoon, The Backyardigans) to co-production episodes for younger audiences, because “the animation audience has skewed younger, nowadays, it’s very difficult to make a 10-year old watch cartoons.”
And as for the #3 worst thing about Breadwinners, that’s exactly the case for the non-Italian versions of Winx Club Season 6, where the characters were given as many lines as possible when they didn’t need them. Lines such as “Awesome” “Cool” “Wow” “Check this out” etc. are pervasive to the point that it makes us pray for them to shut up for once. The pixies are the biggest offenders, as they blabber about with their lips either off screen or they don’t even move to the dialogue, and with the combination of their ear piercing voices, which were the Winx’s voices pitched so high by the way, makes the dialogue completely unbearable.
the way you said A FISH WITH WINGS!? killed me
Me too XD
Same lol
I love how the internet describes Caillou. “Caillou can’t grow hair.” “Not because he has progeria, but because he sucks.”
The only thing I ever found enjoyable about anything Dora related was in my 7 grade math class we all larped as different Dora characters
Lol
Lol
I remeber my math test
One of the names were dora
And some of the class said "DORA THE EXPLORER"
and someone said "is her last name dora?"
Okay but please tell me who was brave enough to be Swiper
@@artemispage6405 it was me, James Lawrence
0:06
“Now, I have the true power…”
-Peppa Pig
20 years later:
"Mommy, mommy! It's time to watch Peppa Bacon"
Me: where the heck are those Yu-Gi-Oh DVD's??
Lol
Dark joke lol
You mean earlier
Me then: I want horrid Henry dvds!
Me now: I want Ren and Stimpy dvds!
20 years later for me: Mommy it's time for [insert newest shitty kids show]
Me: let's go for a walk for play a videogame together!
*"Of course!! I should give people buckets!!"*
Me: **spits out my wine**
That’s so funny lol 😜
😂😂
I Made a comment about this meme (?)
Fun fact: Explorer in Spanish is "exploradora." Therefore, making her name Dora.
Yep.
Yeahhhh I live in Spain
Yeah I know this since I’m from El Salvador
Yup I live in the Hispanic neighborhood of queens
that still doen't excuse it for being good
2:44 “That’s stupidest bullshit I’ve ever heard.”
The only reason I like Dora is because of Dora the Grownup...
Same with caillou. Caillou the Grownup is just gold.
Look it up, *I dArE yOu*
I love dora too
There's also Dora and the explorer girls
Dad: ok it’s time for you to get off your phone
Me: But I want to watch Caillou the Grownup *DAA-DEE*
Not interested
DAAAAAADY!!?
*I kinda liked breadwinners when I was younger*
*I look back at the show and die inside*
Meh, Kai-Lan was boring af but at least it understood that you don’t need to talk slowly as possible to teach kids.
@@ffjreviews9029
I mean sometimes, Kai Lan would talk like that, just not all the time like Dora The Explorer.
Breadwinners is awsome
Dr. Retro hahaha, where the f*ck are your brain cells.
Sanjay and Craig should be on here
Me listening to him raging while I draw like: “Mhm, mhm” lol
Yay I got a like from the creator, Scrolls down: I-
im doing the exact same thing but writing :)
@@froggiebambino noice
Nice to see strider hearting comments after 4 years
same but writing too xD
Having an Australian make a joke about Puerto Rico is the best thing I've seen today 😂😂 we barely get anything
I only like Caillou because of his tantrums.
I used to love Dora too but...I HATE HER NOW.
Same here, buddy.
Good for you
Did you see the collegehumor version? It's just a parody don't base your judgement on that.
They're making a Dora live action movie. Help us all
Why would you like someone because of their tantrums?
Have you seen the giant red hen?
Me: it’s a GIANT RED HEN! How do you not see it!
You need glasses, Dora!
@@BloxieStuff I think Dora needs a bit more than glasses
I used to watch Calliou and Fanboy and Chum Chum.
o h g o d w h y
Me too my childhood is a lie
Oh god why did u watch that
I hated Fanboy and chum chum
Same
I watched Dora and Peppa Pig
w h y
This isn't me being old and being all "things were better in my day", I seriously believe that young children today are being robbed of quality entertainment because of cynical cheap studios that don't care about the quality of their product because "who cares, its just for kids"
Best kids shows include:
Lazytown
Blues Clues
Thomas the Tank Engine
Sesame Street
Magic School Bus(does this count? I think it does)
I would put Mr Rodgers neighborhood instead of magic school bus
Ebenezer Scrooge No one gives a fuck about mr Rodgers
Wynaut Arthur?
Ryan Truex The Thomas iterations I've seen are pretty terrible. I quite like the rest of your list, and would add Floogals, Clangers, Nina's World, and perhaps Bob the Builder (if only for the theme song). There's another one with animation similar to something Stephen Silver could have created, but I can't remember the name of it.
(I spend a lot of time with my best friend's kids, although there's some artistic and animation/storytelling/educational merit to many preschooler/young children's shows...)
Little Bill and Arthur was shit when I was younger
When I watched Dora when I was young I was screaming at my tv about why Dora was stupid
I probably lost about 4.5 million brain cells as a kid I would probably be smarter if I watched leafy play gta while cyber bullying a bunch of kids and drinking drugged bleach instead of these shows
Dora the Explorer-Can speak fluent English and Spanish but can't see what's RIGHT NEXT TO HER.
The King my sister used to watch Dora and honestly, Compared to shows like sesame street and blues clues I thought Dora was highly overrated. Just grating and awkward being stared at for 3 minutes.
The King My older sister watched cartoons when she was younger so I skipped all that Dora and whatnot xD
+Pammeelex I know right
lol boots was supposed to say "I'm boots!" but he actually said "I'm food!"
did anyone notice that?
I'll bet monkey tastes gross. Like, worse than cat meat gross.
i noticed that I bet a lot of people who eat monkey were like "mmmm"
Triggered....
Foxy and Mangle's Theories no XD
To all Dora haters, I have a very bad news for you. There's going to be a Dora live action movie and Micheal Bay is the producer. You may not believe me but check it on IMDb if you want proof.
...I need a drink
Kill me
It's coming out of 2019, and they already casted someone for Dora, it's produced by Micheal Bay (which means we're gonna see explosions) and their director is James Bobin, the director of Alice Through the Looking Glass.
So...that means we're going to see Dora the Exploder! Yay?
Gabby Joven WHAT, MICHEAL BAY MAKES A CHILDREN'S MOVIE BASED OF A KIDS SHOW, NO WAY
My favourite shows as a kid were Postman pat, Thomas the tank engine (classic version), Fireman Sam (classic), Veggie Tales, and any Aardman movies/shows. What is everyone else's favourites?
Besides Spongebob, I might as well have been raised by Veggie tales. Still like watching it sometimes to this day.
@@Memez_Goalpost SAME!
In Spanish, Dora teaches English, Lol
SalmaGamer true
In way more languages Dora teaches English, because it's the most important language to learn as a kid.
I live in Serbia and Dora teaches kids English my sister only can watch one episode after episode she said "this is boring let's watch normal Nickelodeon I don't like Nick jr."
In Japan Dora Teaches Chinese!
cool
Little me: OMGOSH BREADWINNERS IS AWESOME
me now: wut is this disgrace
huh
I love how PhantomStrider sacrifices his sanity just to show us which shows to avoid.
At first when I saw breadwinners, i wondered, why did frogs behaved like ducks loving butts...
*Hide And Seek*
Dora: “Can You Find Boots?”
Me: “Yes! He Is At A Cave! **I Said That On Purpose** “
Dora: “Great Job! He Is Behind The Tree!”
Me: “WTH?!?!???!!!?!”
I remember seeing one episode of Dora that had to do with hide and seek, though I remember Boots being hidden in a tree that grows red fruit. I remember being confused as to how the heck Dora actually knew right away where he was hiding.
Isobel Miller mk
Lol
Isobel Miller I owned a copy of that stupid episode.
WARNING!!!
Stay clear of this comment if you like Dora the Explorer.
If Dora ever died, i would want it to go like this:
Robber: Give me all of your money!
Dora: (Steps in) Robber no robbing, Robber no rob-
Robber interrupts her and shoots her to death.
And that's the end of Dora.
+Trailman 05 Thx.
😂😂😂 Good on!
BRILLIANT
Princess Sparkle I think Dora would say "robber no robbing!" But she would probably insult him in Spanish (if she were older) and do something like call the police or turn him in with her bare hands. Honestly I don't think she'll ever die
Ac J If she didn't die in my story, then i guess it would go that way.
TheOdds1Out actually talked about Caillou just like you did, and he rated the show 0/10 for just the characters.
im from argentina where we speak spanish and i watched dora as a kid and she teached english instead
Edit: tysm for the hearth :)
Okay but this video would have Been a million times better if you said abysmal
That's a good idea
I wish someone gave me a bucket
You can have mine.
your a true hero
+Matthew Cool What about me? :
but can you teleport bread?
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
6: Jesus I remember watching Dora when I was 4. Even I was like _BITCH THE THING'S RIGHT FUCKING THERE_
5: Peppa Pig is a spicy meme
4: Cailou is also a spicy meme
3: What level of hell did you dredge this out of?! I've never heard of this!
2: Fanboy and Chum Chum is the reason I stopped watching Cartoons. I was in 1st grade when this crap heap came out, and everyone else worshipped it like a God.
1: Breadwinners deserves to fill that gap that #3 came out of.
Theodore Roosevelt
I'm trying to get friends *gives you a bucket* let's be friends
ZOEK OP RUclips
DORA IS EEN BITCH
die vidio is door kastiop gemaakt
Super grappig
Flaming Flower cagfbhgghhihuguhyhjgubyhjhunjhhjhhbbhbhghgh BUCKETS
Your commentary on #6 is me.
Theodore Roosevelt Dora is bad.
that peppa pig thing where they don't move their lips is probably just a game
2008: my childhood
2019 : a meme
Sooooooo, Fanboy and Chum Chum won an emmy, but Family Guy never has? The world is unfair
Nah they're both bad
Well, it's obvious the panel drank their lunch.
Hulk2k6 XD
Handington well,modern family guy is garbage compared to fanboy and chum chum. At least fanboy and chum chum are kid-friendly.
Cristian Murgociu That's fair
When I was young, my mom let me watch ONE episode of Cailou, and I suddenly became a terrible toddler for a few days. Btw, my parents were VERY strict when I was a toddler because discipline was important to them, so it wasn't normal for me at ALL.
2:49 we'll I had to agree with you. I hate Peppa pig because in elementary school, My classmates and my teacher made fun of me for liking peppa. It's peppa's fault for making me the laughing stock at elementary school😡.
“Fanboy & Chum Chum won 5 Emmy Awards.”
I no longer want to live.
How? It's so braindead
c o p i e d
@@wrecktre_ shut up gacha
Get this out of my brain right now
@@StumpyFunnel suck it up bully
P e p p a p i g
Me and my sister: *falls out of our seats*
Strider: any kids over the age of six will be bored to death by Peppa Pig
Me: I'M 14
My sister: I'M 10
Both of us: WERE HERE FOR THE MEMES
Press X to Same
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I mean who didnt watch Peppa pig for the memes its freaking funny
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I think the worst kid shows are when they talk to the audience it's so annyoying and obvious of what the answer is!
Syphira The Dutch Angel Dragon There's a difference between breaking the fourth wall and treating them like crap. I love fourth wall jokes but that isn't how you do it
I hate that and when they never look away from the camera. They will walk sideways(because the creators can't be bothered to give us a view down the 0x nor draw the back of their heads (which honestly should be easier.)
Even as a young child I hated when shows did that. I knew even then I was just watching a show, and the characters couldn't really hear me. So it'd always result in a long awkward pause while the character waits for an answer. Even the 4-year-old me at the time got second-hand embarrassment from it that I do now whenever I see a show do it.
Well, maybe it's obvious for you, but it probably isn't so obvious for a toddler. You're forgetting whom these shows are made for. The point of that is to help small children learn to locate objects.
I can agree that Toopy and Binnoo would make the entirety of Captain Jake and the Never Land Pirates look and feel like Bleach: Thousand Year Blood War by comparison.
Funnily enough, both Jake and the Never Land Pirates and Bleach are on Hulu and Disney+.
Because well, look at the fourth season of JATNLP, the show is able to differentiate from Dora the Explorer by focusing more on the Swordfighting and Action-packed side of things while at the same time, providing some wholesomely good Entertainment for everyone.