Crazy F*** (ft. Laurel Stucky & Vomitron)

[@nhwd_10]

Inside the Mind of Simon’s grocery list.

[@actuallyameliag]

if his grocery list is that long, he must be preparing for Stella's return. Oh wait, shes dead. Nevermind.

[@Funni_Stuff]

​@@actuallyameliag I mean he is ɘnɒƨni so who knows what that grocery list could be for.

[@actuallyameliag]

@Funni_Stuff you've got a point

[@Chris_winthers]

Schizophrenia potion

[@ArloStuff]

Oh I'm way too happy right now.

[@ICanEditzComicz]

Wait... Arlo likes Joe Hawley!?

[@kauvii]

waAIT WHAT

[@Kittiekonfuzed]

Very surprised to see you here

[@regret_huh]

ICanEditzComicz He does. He even enjoyed Hawaii: Part ii some time ago.

[@lieutenantwalrus860]

Holy shit who would've known you are a Hawley fan

[@evan.s8805]

This is like the spiritual successor to banana man

[@nostop320]

Evan Is My Name
wow

[@jessicalhoffmann4577]

Evan Is My Name
I concur!

[@artistmeme8103]

the banana has eyes on it in the video

[@ghostpepperwine]

I heard about how they wrote a song that was practically entirely swear words. This is like cross between that and banana man

[@TheLuckySpades]

In between the 2 would be Mind Electric

[@KraisonFrameworks]

Why is he shopping in an alley?
Oh, wait. This guy's from Tally Hall.

[@asecondhandidentity]

Joe Hawley

[@IncBot]

Great observation.

[@ballpointpen7728]

@CaptZack1234 joe hawley joe hawley joe hawley joe hawley joe hawley joe hawley joe hawley joe hawley joe hawley joe hawley joe hawley joe hawley joe hawley joe hawley joe hawley joe hawley joe hawley joe hawley joe hawley joe hawley joe hawley joe hawley joe hawley joe hawley joe hawley joe hawley joe hawley joe hawley joe hawley joe hawley joe hawley joe hawley joe hawley joe hawley joe hawley joe hawley joe hawley joe hawley joe hawley joe hawley joe hawley joe hawley joe hawley joe hawley joe hawley joe hawley joe hawley joe hawley joe hawley joe hawley joe hawley joe hawley joe hawley joe hawley joe hawley joe hawley joe hawley joe hawley joe hawley joe hawley joe hawley joe hawley joe hawley joe hawley joe hawley joe hawley joe hawley joe hawley joe hawley joe hawley joe hawley joe hawley joe hawley joe hawley joe hawley joe hawley joe hawley joe hawley joe hawley joe hawley joe hawley joe hawley joe hawley joe hawley joe hawley joe hawley joe hawley joe hawley joe hawley joe hawley joe hawley joe hawley joe hawley joe hawley joe hawley joe hawley joe hawley joe hawley joe hawley joe hawley joe hawley joe hawley joe hawley joe hawley joe hawley joe hawley joe hawley joe hawley joe hawley joe hawley joe hawley joe hawley joe hawley joe hawley joe hawley joe hawley joe hawley joe hawley joe hawley joe hawley joe hawley joe hawley joe hawley joe hawley joe hawley joe hawley joe hawley joe hawley joe hawley joe hawley joe hawley joe hawley joe hawley joe hawley joe hawley joe hawley joe hawley joe hawley joe hawley joe hawley joe hawley joe hawley joe hawley joe hawley joe hawley joe hawley joe hawley joe hawley joe hawley joe hawley joe hawley joe hawley joe hawley joe hawley joe hawley joe hawley joe hawley joe hawley joe hawley joe hawley joe hawley joe hawley joe hawley joe hawley joe hawley joe hawley joe hawley

[@pciphidic]

Alley Hall

[@TypicalTip]

@@asecondhandidentity Joe Alley

[@crish3445]

I like how he ends it at oranges since nothing rhymes with it

[@jasdrawssometimes4660]

Door hinges

[@jasdrawssometimes4660]

Tropical Ocean YT yeah it's kind of a rarity to find anyone eating them in america but you get get them at certain Asian markets

[@LingusDaDingus]

@@jasdrawssometimes4660 what the heck orange can be found anywhere in America what do you mean

[@jasdrawssometimes4660]

@@LingusDaDingus I’m talking about The Beating

[@neighborhoodofmemes8486]

Door hinge

[@catguymcyarnson9772]

can't wait to buy weed from my local farmers market

[@EmeraldFox11]

you KNOW it

[@josephsprague218]

im more worried about the amenita muscaria

[@kerajohnson1922]

Yeah and hemlock is a poison, most notable for causing the death of Socrates

[@patologicznypiotrus5638]

farmer do double g

[@toadstoolflat6457]

@@kerajohnson1922 notice how he dies at the end

[@liselegier2537]

I for one cannot get over the Hawaii Part II's staircase in the intro.

[@Gaven7r]

Omg you're right

[@ChloeSmith-dn8pw]

YOUR PROFILE PIC! YOU KNOW ABOUT PHANTOM OF THE PARADISE??

[@liselegier2537]

@@ChloeSmith-dn8pw ahaha yeah it's been one of my favorite films since my teens !

[@axl256gamesx7]

Yeah, i think that means something
I mean
Where have we seen an insane man imagining a girlfriend
Oh right

[@waterwolf982]

@@axl256gamesx7 Poor Simon

[@morganalexandra6236]

So he wrote this song, and then he wrote something as creepy as bring her along and the mind electric. He also wrote something as silly as Banana man. Joe Hawley’s musical skills know no limits.

[@RandySaturn]

The Mind Electric was made before this, Hawaii: Part II was made on 12/12/12, this album was made in 2016.

[@nymthetyrant]

Man I love this song it reminds me of Toy Food and Word Disassociation combined lmao.

[@ryrieee]

@@RandySaturn the mind electric is way older than hawaii part ii.
ruclips.net/video/tVUqG9txCic/видео.html&ab_channel=gabiblake
according to OP, this cover is from around '06

[@RandySaturn]

@@ryrieee I know, because of course, like your average tally hall fan, I *KNOW* of Inside the Mind of Simon.

[@Pip200ne]

Banana Man is actually a very serious song

[@dishfishes]

I went to a farmers market saturday and i was whole heartedly dissapointed in the lack of crazy food

[@rat_mikey]

I went to a farmers market a few months ago and bought a duck foot.

[@thetimeprofessional4983]

@@rat_mikey goofy ahh food

[@2512RE]

@@rat_mikey thou crazy foot

[@a_sandw1ch]

Did you drive the G*** Da*** Jeep and couldn't find where to park it?

[@2bruhiscool]

shit is fucking bonkers at the farmers’ market

[@Garbagemancer]

I like how he creates rhymes. It's mostly alphabetical order, but when he can't rhyme in order he grabs an out of order similar sounding word which relates to the next one. It's nice.

[@dogfish.dogfish]

and then theres orange

[@CatKotGato]

​@@dogfish.dogfish Facts 🔥🙏

[@CrookedSnapdragon22]

Homeless Joe making a finger woman is something I needed in life

[@aboi78]

this is a very interesting comment out of context

[@karyokinesis]

woman named finger

[@tatteryt]

woman named finger

[@BeanKally]

woman named finger

[@AlsoStuck]

finger named woman

[@jeffersonbrent6989]

It’s great that Joe Hawley spent like 2 minutes walking in he same direction, and rapping about food

[@LucyWest370]

Do you often walk in different directions when trying to go somewhere?

[@clemclemclemclemcl]

@@LucyWest370 jo…e hawley

[@Fiskiuggar]

j oe

[@gustavosigma10]

​@@Fiskiuggarjo e

[@starz9273]

​@@LucyWest370Naw, I float.

[@arrolace]

*shit is fucking bonkers at the farmers’ market*

[@inayasyed6674]

*Scheisse is fussing bonkers at the farmers' market*

[@inayasyed6674]

@@theblewcruepros Oh, my bad

[@kingofdisabledbadgers9673]

we drove the god damn jeep and there's no place to park it

[@Robbity]

Shucks is fussing lmao

[@Wigion]

​@@RobbityI thought I knew that pfp from somewhere

[@runawaycenturion2076]

The homeless man living in that alley must have been quite confused

[@eppepepe3220]

runawaycenturion he IS the homeless man living in the alley

[@tirranschleter2623]

@@eppepepe3220 he ate the competition

[@MatthewT394]

@@tirranschleter2623 i guess that was some "crazy food" amiright?

[@nancytangotits]

joe hawley: *writes hawaii part ii - an album telling a complicated & captivating story which can be interpreted multiple ways*
joe hawley: rapunzel, rapunzel, let down your spaghetti.....

[@rmrzarrey]

We have things like Hawaii part ii
And then this
I love both.

[@its_ya_girl_soundous]

aren't you that person that blocked me on twitter?

[@HeavyWeaponsGuyisHorny]

​@@its_ya_girl_soundouswhy do you think it is? Im not saying you deserved it but what beef you 2 got?

[@its_ya_girl_soundous]

@@HeavyWeaponsGuyisHorny I genuinely don't know, I tried to search them up one day for sum but then I saw that I was blocked

[@ttrueprophet]

srsly tho, he's packing chow like confetti...

[@MccCartn3y]

The way the camera is reminds me like we're a child in a cart

[@matruenthusiast]

what if we are. what if we are shopping with him?

[@its_ya_girl_soundous]

​@@matruenthusiastawwww I never thought abt it like that :)

[@its_ya_girl_soundous]

​@@matruenthusiastwait moot is that you

[@matruenthusiast]

@@its_ya_girl_soundous yeah HIIII

[@DIMM4_]

The man owns a 3d model of the Hawaii Part II album cover

[@kazooplayer3]

Now that I know that exists. I want it

[@PJ55759]

I mean he made it so I’m not surprised

[@limitedsilk]

top 10 rappers eminem was too afraid to diss

[@taracassano9762]

my greatest life achievement is memorizing this entire thing

[@IncBot]

YOU ARE MY HERO

[@magicant_]

i will too. it will happen. It’s a matter of when, not if.

[@dos_tres]

SAMME

[@TheColourOfFear]

@@magicant_ have you yet? I need to know if my goal is achievable.

[@magicant_]

@@TheColourOfFear i haven’t given up

[@LaraPlantinha]

0:54 RAPUNZEL RAPUNZEL LET IT DOWN YOUR SPAGHETTI

[@Bullssinthebronxx]

YES

[@RainyDayDance]

Funfact: the laughing in the beggining is actually a sound clip from boralogue VI.

[@genuinelyTHEJUICE]

WHAT

[@checkYVELLUAP]

JOE HAWLEY JOE HAWLEY JOE HAWLEY JOE HAWLEY JOE HAWLEY JOE HAWLEY JOE HAWLEY

[@enzoherrera7330]

Joe hawley, joe hawley. oHoHOhO oHOhOhOHoHo.

[@emdicadrian]

When Joe Hawley attacks, Rob Cantor *also attacks!*

[@aghdbabdhshd]

“ok stop it you’re scaring me”

[@caitlinhsu9074]

joe and his hypermobile joints. I just realized that’s his POINTER FINGER he’s bending like that, not his thumb

[@lunaria973]

Joe does have double jointed fingers.

[@Struggler3831]

Brb gonna memorize Joe’s shopping list

[@SuperNova-kj1xh]

how's it going? Did you do it?

[@matihaye]

yeah, hows it going?

[@PandoraGrazeman]

Bro its been 2 years you memorize it yet? 💀

[@matihaye]

@@PandoraGrazeman he did but Joe hawley went and ended him because he knew too much

[@Struggler3831]

@@PandoraGrazeman No 💀

[@lindabarbieri726]

My mom asked me if I was listening to heavy metal and I said it's actually just a grocery list of fruits and vegetables

[@its_ya_girl_soundous]

& occasionally some fish(i think?)

[@waterearthfire]

and spaghetti

[@tom-on]

I love how he just slips in a couple drugs between the food

[@arrolace]

toy food grew up, got addicted to drugs, and then became crazy food

[@Extremelysloppyproductions]

This sounds like the most batshit insane typing game

[@connor48880]

Mr. Mix Creepypasta

[@triktunia]

​@@connor48880but funky

[@F8OFTHEZTARZ]

i typed the whole thing and.. my wrists still hurt (i typed it just an hour ago)

[@F8OFTHEZTARZ]

i typed the whole thing and.. my wrists still hurt (i typed it just an hour ago)

[@lion_oil]

They must've run out of oranges

[@titsrus6859]

Michael Joyce 69 likes

[@generalrubbish9513]

Nah. He exploded because nothing rhymes with oranges, meaning the rap couldn't continue, but he was going too hard to stop, resulting in a reality paradox.

[@marz7258]

@@generalrubbish9513 and that is how Joe Hawley died

[@lucc1800]

@@generalrubbish9513porridge rhymes with oranges💀

[@axl256gamesx7]

Guys
I think the man in the song is simon
0:05
Look, that scene is literally the image of the album of hawaii part ii
And this man is not only insane
He is imagining a girlfriend
It fits

[@Cessated]

i like how if thats trye this is the second time simon has dropped bars

[@namesurname8474]

least schizophrenic tally hall fan

[@deyanawoolley8993]

I’m going to tell my kids this was eminem

[@clemclemclemclemcl]

it *was/is* though

[@launderine]

except eminem can rhyme orange with banana and joe can't, hence why he had to end the song early

[@TOASTERBOI_2004]

Guess when he did the Ruler of Everything rap he turned into this

[@PT55644]

Im pretty sure Zubin sang that part but yeah

[@TOASTERBOI_2004]

@@PT55644 no no it was Joe

[@TOASTERBOI_2004]

@@PT55644 He used to use a megaphone when singing it live too!

[@cyrodiin]

Hawaii Part II: A story that can be interpreted in many ways, however mostly theorized to be about a sailor who was framed for murder
Joe Hawley Joe Hawley:
*_"WHEREFORE DOST THOU OBTAIN SUCH CRAZY FOOD, THOU CRAZY F U C K?"_*

[@mrdabrow]

**F U S S*

[@reversegeology]

Collared greens
Buttered beans
Vanilla

[@pineapplesauce6509]

fuss****

[@naturalketchup]

He doesn't actually curse, he says fuss, still funny tho

[@sistm84]

@@reversegeology pomegranate
Pineapple
Sasparilla

[@gwenzhead566]

The year is 2017, five years after Hawaii part ii and a year after Joe Hawley Joe Hawley, Joe Hawley now lives in poverty, every night he dreams of working with his dad. His hallucinations due to his crippling hunger show him the good old days of when he was in tally Hall, he imagines himself on stag singing two WuV, a single tears sheds from his eyes.

[@007Tubedude]

Can't wait for next year then

[@alabaster_rox]

Well, that escalated quickly.

[@gwenzhead566]

fizzy meanie >:(

[@BeaJumpup]

but two wuv was sung by zubin...

[@nigeriancrowbar6584]

@@BeaJumpup With harmony from Joe and Rob.

[@TheBigH]

Cash only? Ehhhhh, never mind.

[@patricksratliff]

Joe stole my bike.

[@IncBot]

did you thank him

[@deyanawoolley8993]

Yeah did you thank him?

[@tuead112]

Did you thank him dude?

[@enypniasteseximia2492]

man please, did you thank him?

[@jacksonporter493]

come on bro, you better have thanked him

[@chelsea5708]

2:09 *Joe Hawley goes siCkO mode*

[@invisiblescout]

1:37
this will always be my favorite quote

[@yizzy6117]

HONESTLY. Literally every time I hear it I just die

[@IheartL.3]

FR

[@nikkihi9671]

SAMEE

[@The_Original_Dananimation]

THOU CRAZY FOOD THOU CRAZY FUSS

[@neighborhoodofmemes8486]

So this is the crazy frog y’all kids have been talking about

[@thewoodpeckers655]

1:56 A SINGLE GOD DAMN BREAD ROLL 😂

[@pr0xima.cent4urii]

thats an apple

[@thewoodpeckers655]

No you can see the grains stuck onto the crust

[@vannishd]

whoever made all that pixel art of all those crazy foods must be going crazy themself

[@TimoIvvie]

Joe Hawley: *creates the mindfuck that is The Mind Electric*
Also Joe Hawley: *WAIT ALL THIS FEELS LIKE IT SHOULD BE ILLEGAL*

[@anne_the_garbage_can]

1:05 Tally Hall fans be like ‘holy shit’

[@robertallan8035]

Banana

[@Redfruit_]

@@robertallan8035 man

[@everythingpizzaandknuckles6268]

Banana

[@lunaria973]

@@everythingpizzaandknuckles6268 Man

[@CapnMoza]

Banana

[@otacube]

"Homeless Man in Detroit takes Hallucinogenic Drugs and raps about food"

[@kijete]

love how the thumbnail has all the food mentioned in the video, in order of appearance

[@SwissSauce]

Why is this dude's stuff so criminally underrated

[@hiitsme2814]

my joe hawley joe hawley fixation ended a while ago but i still jump any time someone mentions any food from this song

[@randybobbi4495]

So. We have watched this about a hundred times trying to make sure. We are pretty sure everything on this list is vegan. Joe is up to something.

[@tituslafrombois1164]

What else do you expect to find at a _Farmer's_ Market?

[@anika3206]

joe's always up to something tbh

[@DeathbyProxy]

Pretty sure Joe himself contains some meat though...

[@ugh3189]

“bedhi’d black eyed peas, bing cherries, chioggia beets, *_hold the meats_* , gooseberries

[@grilledcheese3916]

Death by Proxy joe hawley is packin shmeat

[@ValeElPatetico]

Asmr: Joe sings his shopping list to you

[@StarWatcher_2024]

I liike to think that Joe can censor himself at will , not just editing, but actually

[@tabwall]

Of course he can, he’s
JOE HAWLEY JOE HAWLEY JOE HAWLEY JOE HAWLEY JOE HAWLEY JOE HAWLEY

[@thewoodpeckers655]

I memorized the entire song, and now I can induce panic in my friends and rage in my brother by simply saying allspice.

[@whoamiatthsipoint]

a great weakness you have put upon them

[@plutokitty3386]

I’m in love with Joe Hawley’s voice! Such a soothing and alluring voice to listen to!

[@clemclemclemclemcl]

*do you want a banana*

[@RealRoseus]

*casually starts playing this song in the middle of class before lunch*

[@Jao_O_Ser_Humano]

i don't and never will understand Joe Hawley. he's an amazing song-writer

[@chilychee7456]

The 3d model for the Hawaii part ii album cover is glitching around in the back at the beginning on the song! :0

[@Bruh-nr7ci]

It's actually the one they didn't use
(They said in a Facebook post)
I just realized this is 7 months old

[@Jacadamia]

Now I want some crazy food

[@BnanaDuk]

Oh my god, first Arlo and now you too... It's like all of my favorite RUclipsrs secretly listen to Joe Hawley's music...

[@P.p.03]

Hope you guys still do

[@_Lealius]

Lmaoo what are you doing here Jacademia?

[@stellaoctangula9898]

Had a dream last night were Joe Hawley was working at a supermarket that flooded and then wrote a taco song and made a bunch of people sing it dressed up as taco ingredients in a giant taco shell

[@clemclemclemclemcl]

omg joe hawley wrote it’s raining tacos

[@xxpromlggamerproxx]

"Its flooding, we are taco"
In the tune of its raining tacos

[@waterwolf982]

Ngl, would make a good Joe’s Dream skit

[@emidualibe]

This is like the unholy son of Labyrinth and banana man

[@fam0uslastw0rds37]

joe hawley family

[@AoiUsagiOtoko]

i swear around 1:43 i hear a guy quietly humming the green greens theme from kirby! i love the sneaky video game references in this album

[@Fiskiuggar]

Yep! That’s a real credited sample. It goes so hard bro oml

[@isakts8576]

I still cannot get over how he made a rap song based on a grocery list that is being sung to various theme songs belonging to games that are primarily playable on the Nintendo Entertainment System.

[@i.am.zubin.irl.not.clickbait]

i cant get over the Hawaii: Part II album cover in the beginning

[@DashieDoesThings]

Played this song for a friend and successfully got them addicted to Joe Hawley's music.
I feel accomplished.

[@ImTired17]

Congrats

[@Ernani1972]

1:02 this is where he preforms what is known as a pro gamer move

[@4BThen2Say]

Mike tyson

[@carrymeohio]

JOEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
HAWLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEY

[@auxometer]

the new leroy jenkins

[@medicmain68]

joe hawley joe hawley joe hawley joe hawley joe hawley joe hawley joe hawley joe hawley joe hawley joe hawley joe hawley joe hawley joe hawley joe hawley joe hawley joe hawley joe hawley joe hawley joe hawley joe hawley joe hawley joe hawley joe hawley joe hawley joe hawley joe hawley joe hawley joe hawley joe hawley joe hawley joe hawley joe hawley joe hawley joe hawley joe hawley joe hawley joe hawley joe hawley joe hawley joe hawley joe hawley joe hawley joe hawley joe hawley joe hawley joe hawley joe hawley joe hawley joe hawley joe hawley joe hawley joe hawley joe hawley joe hawley joe hawley joe hawley joe hawley joe hawley joe hawley joe hawley joe hawley joe hawley joe hawley joe hawley joe hawley joe hawley joe hawley joe hawley joe hawley joe hawley joe hawley joe hawley joe hawley joe hawley joe hawley joe hawley joe hawley joe hawley joe hawley joe hawley joe hawley joe hawley joe hawley joe hawley joe hawley joe hawley joe hawley joe hawley joe hawley joe hawley joe hawley joe hawley joe hawley joe hawley joe hawley joe hawley joe hawley joe hawley joe hawley joe hawley joe hawley joe hawley joe hawley joe hawley joe hawley joe hawley joe hawley joe hawley joe hawley joe hawley joe hawley joe hawley joe hawley joe hawley joe hawley joe hawley joe hawley joe hawley joe hawley joe hawley joe hawley joe hawley joe hawley joe hawley joe hawley joe hawley joe hawley joe hawley joe hawley joe hawley joe hawley joe hawley joe hawley joe hawley joe hawley joe hawley joe hawley joe hawley joe hawley joe hawley joe hawley joe hawley joe hawley joe hawley joe hawley joe hawley joe hawley joe hawley joe hawley joe hawley joe hawley joe hawley joe hawley joe hawley joe hawley joe hawley joe hawley joe hawley joe hawley joe hawley joe hawley joe hawley joe hawley joe hawley joe hawley joe hawley joe hawley joe hawley joe hawley joe hawley joe hawley joe hawley joe hawley joe hawley joe hawley joe hawley joe hawley joe hawley joe hawley joe hawley joe hawley joe hawley joe hawley joe hawley joe hawley joe hawley joe hawley joe hawley joe hawley joe hawley joe hawley joe hawley joe hawley joe hawley joe hawley joe hawley joe hawley joe hawley joe hawley joe hawley joe hawley joe hawley joe hawley joe hawley joe hawley joe hawley joe hawley joe hawley joe hawley joe hawley joe hawley joe hawley

[@horneadordemomos]

2:30 JOE HAWLEY DANCE LOOK AT HIS LEGS 😭

[@uhigldasdtyuiosagjk]

man, my brother loved this video so much, that at the end. he fell over on the ground and started dancing!

[@commenter03162]

So thats what it requires to make natural ketchup
I just realized banana in the video has eyes omfg

[@DaveFarr]

This song wins the "Least Likely To Have Happened At ANY Other Point In Time" award.

[@dianarojo-jewell6091]

Joe never ceases to amaze me in a weird confusing way

[@copernicusepoch]

Honestly, Joe lying on the ground wearing a trash bag is one of the best images I've ever see.

[@pineappletoast2370]

the trash can hobo lives

[@zriku1]

pineappletoast2 TRASH HAWLEY IS IMMORTAL

[@arpuzik9675]

I like to think this is a direct sequel to alternate universe Hawaii Part II where Simon doesn't die, successfully escapes to civilization, changes his name to Joe Hawley, becomes homeless, and starts writing absolute madman music

[@axl256gamesx7]

It just has to happen after the mind electric and before dream sweet in sea major
And seeing the staircase of hawaii part ii at the beginning it tells me
It is that

[@canblockbaguettes]

i want to imagine that this follows the original story but this was during mind electric

[@otterbacons]

i will always love this song. it’s so silly. i’ve memorized the rap completely. if joe is reading this, i want him to know that i love him for making this album. i love him for being a part of tally hall. i love him for miracle musical. he’s just overall amazing. so joe, if you’re there, thank you for everything
edit: i won’t take down this comment, but i am aware of the doc.

[@fairywww]

i second this

[@kijete]

+1

[@LittleMyIrl5898]

REAL also W pfp

[@normalstranger]

I tried to memorize this many years ago but I forgor

[@tatteryt]

ditto.

[@lucasflanagan656]

I think the video suggests that this song is about a homeless schizophrenic, who is hallucinating going to the farmer’s market with his friend and buying a bunch of food to make himself forget that he is starving. Notice the shot of his shopping cart; there should be a ton of food, but it’s just an old orange. Also interesting to note: when Joe is about to say “oranges,” he is cut off by a death screen, suggesting he ate the orange and got some sort of food poisoning and died.
Idk that’s just my idea
Edit: also he imagines his trash bag as an extravagant poncho

[@calicocat5589]

Lucas Flanagan that’s pretty deep, I just thought Joe was being wack again

[@JAzzWoods-ik4vv]

In the album it ends with "cash only? no thanks"
Just think it's a silly song. At the beginning of the song he starts kind of uncertain, as if he's reciting something he memorized i.e. a shopping list. In the middle he gets things beacuse why not, and at the end he's just placing anything and everything into his shopping cart.

[@ciar]

I like how also he ends it at orange since orange doesn’t rhyme with anything

[@Struggler3831]

@@ciar lol! You’re right!

[@pinethetree]

@@ciar That makes so much more sense now! (well... sort of...)

[@notyourtrampoline13]

I feel like this is what you see right before you die

[@crystalsou1s]

I like how he says “hold the meats” at the start and actually says nothing having to do with meat for the rest of the song

[@setismada]

he's vegan

[@CatteryAcid]

Vital wheat gluten weiner

[@meme__supreme3373]

I like the fact that Joe throws away the ham (and only the ham) because he is a pescatarian

[@EmeraldFox11]

love and appreciate joe hawley 2k17

[@DiamondBrickZ]

i can't get over the kirby music coming out of fucking nowhere

[@sphynia-cat8250]

what does pixelated food taste like. how does one consume the 8 bit/16 bit goodness

[@geralds1500]

pixelated food tastes like it's carbonated

[@TennisElbowFanClub]

Joe's music videos are always INSANE and I love it

[@jmcieslak0]

0:03 that must be the Game Boy Color on which the legendary game of Tetris was played

[@giblebro6898]

I only live 11 miles away from the building he is running by lol, I could go run the exact same path he did... This video took place at the APAC paper manufacturer in Detroit, fun fact.

[@anton5524]

of course it's in detroit

[@pillblug]

imagine being a homeless person watching joe just rap food while going in no apparent direction with a random cart

[@zubln_fIower]

Me core

[@tabwall]

Best day of my life 😼

[@leomckinley-cusimano1505]

i just found out you made a music video last night and i literally cried. joe probably isn't reading this, but i hope he realizes how much of an inspiration he is to much, even with silly songs like this. i'm so happy he's still around even after tally hall. :'+)

[@madlapdog2552]

legend has it that if you call out to the man he appears. let's hope he sees this. pls joe

[@childofthe_k0rn]

You just explained my life

[@RealRoseus]

Is anyone gonna talk about how stylish Joe is like omg best clothes ever
I'm not joking I really like what he's wearing xD

[@rainespiano]

Garbage bag? .... yeah me too I could wear that for days

[@nikkihi9671]

@@rainespiano i don't think they meant the garbage bag 😭

[@rainespiano]

@@nikkihi9671 HAHAHAHA

[@KabelCrosser]

@@nikkihi9671 i didn’t realize he was wearing a garbage bag until now

[@2c0bb61]

Joe just looks good in anything

[@homedepotfetus]

1:34 JOE PLEASE RELEASE THE UNCENSORED VERSION OF THIS

[@SquidLikesTalking]

The beeps add to the parody and are purposely on beat and in tune, I don't have a problem with them personally but I get it

[@faaaailure]

,,In the lyric booklet PDF that came with the purchase of the album states the true meaning of the censored words. “Shucks” “Fussing” “Gosh” “Darn””
Got this on Genius, I don't know if it's real but it definitely seems like something Joe would do lol

[@thecarrotclarinet]

The comments here make me happy. Let's all cherish Trash Hawley.

[@madlapdog2552]

trash hawley

[@copernicusepoch]

Hail the Trash Hawley!

[@rainespiano]

THASH HAWLEY!

[@childofthe_k0rn]

Why would ya'll say that? I bet you guys cant rap like him!

[@that_orange_hat]

@@childofthe_k0rn we're calling him trash hawley bc he's wearing a garbage bag!

[@Vivi.idk.lol.]

Toy food if Neil Cicierega was high when he wrote it

[@glacone5637]

getting into a rap with this guy is like asking him to beat you the fuck up with the silliest words possible

[@Talliedhall]

Is no one gonna talk abt The Hawaii Part II reference at the start

[@cygnus6047]

people already did

[@jpg_yk4]

bro the intro in this video is literally when joe chased rob saying joe hawley but in reverse. Like when they were laughing and joe started to bend his fingers

[@tomajghto]

2:30 I love this part

[@tuney7319]

It’s so gooddd

[@Samdude12]

they were DEFINITELY high making this

[@d1n0jl76]

No, it’s just Joe’s style
It’s surreal

[@qk7x]

SHUCKS, IT'S FUSSING BONKERS AT THE FARMERS MARKET ‼️‼️🗣️🗣️🔥🔥💯💯

[@spxcedustt]

DROVE THE GOSH DANG JEEP AND THERES NO PLACE TO PARK IT ⁉️⁉️💯💯💯🔥🔥

[@qk7x]

@@spxcedustt WHAT THE FUSS⁉️ CUSS‼️‼️🗣️🗣️🗣️🔥🔥🔥

[@spxcedustt]

@@qk7xCHECK OUT THAT LAZY DUDE ⁉️⁉️⁉️💯💯🔥🔥 WITH ALL THAT CRAZY FOOD 💯💯💯🔥🔥🔥🗣️🗣️

[@Noodles_Poodle]

​​@@spxcedusttHANDING APPLE SAMPLES OUT TO NON CUSTOMERS 🔥🔥🔥🗣️🗣️🗣️⁉️⁉️

[@jjam1025]

​​@@qk7xCHECK OUT THAT LAZZY DUDE WITH ALL THAT CRAZZY FOOD ❗❗🗣🗣🌋🌋🌋

[@cassidygrey616]

You’re telling me that this man can write something as complex as Hawaii Part 2, or something as beautiful as Aristotle’s Denial. He can also write a song where he’s rapping about food. Amazing.

[@ghostpepperwine]

how are you the only who looks practically the same 17 years after tally hall

[@epicbeast999]

Where did you get 17 years from? It's been 8 since their last album and tour.

[@ghostpepperwine]

Casimar I meant since the beginning but yeah that’s another way to put it.

[@epicbeast999]

@@ghostpepperwine Ah, that's fair then. He really does look exactly the same.

[@yizzy6117]

Joe is now bald, you may want to take back that comment.

[@ghostpepperwine]

Yizzy im aware. apparently bald joe isnt a new thing though

[@ryderthomasmusic]

that is some crazy food indeed

[@Hematite_Knight]

Laurel, these edibles aint sh-

[@IncBot]

Joe cannot be stopped

[@iamthewatermelon141]

1:57 I was in a Joe Hawley song!