Crazy F*** (ft. Laurel Stucky & Vomitron)

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  • @crish3445
    @crish3445 6 лет назад +1805

    I like how he ends it at oranges since nothing rhymes with it

    • @jasdrawssometimes4660
      @jasdrawssometimes4660 4 года назад +138

      Door hinges

    • @jasdrawssometimes4660
      @jasdrawssometimes4660 4 года назад +51

      Tropical Ocean YT yeah it's kind of a rarity to find anyone eating them in america but you get get them at certain Asian markets

    • @LingusDaDingus
      @LingusDaDingus 3 года назад +40

      @@jasdrawssometimes4660 what the heck orange can be found anywhere in America what do you mean

    • @jasdrawssometimes4660
      @jasdrawssometimes4660 3 года назад +7

      @@LingusDaDingus I’m talking about The Beating

    • @neighborhoodofmemes8486
      @neighborhoodofmemes8486 3 года назад +15

      Door hinge

  • @ArloStuff
    @ArloStuff 7 лет назад +1399

    Oh I'm way too happy right now.

    • @ICanEditzComicz
      @ICanEditzComicz 7 лет назад +109

      Wait... Arlo likes Joe Hawley!?

    • @kauvii
      @kauvii 7 лет назад +43

      waAIT WHAT

    • @Kittiekonfuzed
      @Kittiekonfuzed 7 лет назад +32

      Very surprised to see you here

    • @regret_huh
      @regret_huh 6 лет назад +32

      ICanEditzComicz He does. He even enjoyed Hawaii: Part ii some time ago.

    • @lieutenantwalrus860
      @lieutenantwalrus860 6 лет назад +21

      Holy shit who would've known you are a Hawley fan

  • @nhwd_10
    @nhwd_10 Год назад +189

    Inside the Mind of Simon’s grocery list.

    • @actuallyameliag
      @actuallyameliag Месяц назад +17

      if his grocery list is that long, he must be preparing for Stella's return. Oh wait, shes dead. Nevermind.

    • @Funni_Stuff
      @Funni_Stuff 10 дней назад +3

      ​@@actuallyameliag I mean he is ɘnɒƨni so who knows what that grocery list could be for.

    • @actuallyameliag
      @actuallyameliag 10 дней назад +2

      @Funni_Stuff you've got a point

    • @Chris_winthers
      @Chris_winthers 4 дня назад +1

      Schizophrenia potion

  • @liselegier2537
    @liselegier2537 5 лет назад +1022

    I for one cannot get over the Hawaii Part II's staircase in the intro.

    • @Gaven7r
      @Gaven7r 3 года назад +36

      Omg you're right

    • @ChloeSmith-dn8pw
      @ChloeSmith-dn8pw 3 года назад +15

      YOUR PROFILE PIC! YOU KNOW ABOUT PHANTOM OF THE PARADISE??

    • @liselegier2537
      @liselegier2537 3 года назад +15

      @@ChloeSmith-dn8pw ahaha yeah it's been one of my favorite films since my teens !

    • @axl256gamesx7
      @axl256gamesx7 Год назад +41

      Yeah, i think that means something
      I mean
      Where have we seen an insane man imagining a girlfriend
      Oh right

    • @waterwolf982
      @waterwolf982 Год назад +16

      @@axl256gamesx7 Poor Simon

  • @arrolace
    @arrolace 3 года назад +937

    *shit is fucking bonkers at the farmers’ market*

    • @inayasyed6674
      @inayasyed6674 2 года назад +112

      *Scheisse is fussing bonkers at the farmers' market*

    • @inayasyed6674
      @inayasyed6674 2 года назад +9

      @@theblewcruepros Oh, my bad

    • @kingofdisabledbadgers9673
      @kingofdisabledbadgers9673 2 года назад +37

      we drove the god damn jeep and there's no place to park it

    • @Robbity
      @Robbity 2 года назад +27

      Shucks is fussing lmao

    • @Wigion
      @Wigion Год назад +3

      ​@@RobbityI thought I knew that pfp from somewhere

  • @evan.s8805
    @evan.s8805 7 лет назад +1143

    This is like the spiritual successor to banana man

    • @nostop320
      @nostop320 7 лет назад +6

      Evan Is My Name
      wow

    • @jessicalhoffmann4577
      @jessicalhoffmann4577 6 лет назад +7

      Evan Is My Name
      I concur!

    • @artistmeme8103
      @artistmeme8103 6 лет назад +56

      the banana has eyes on it in the video

    • @ghostpepperwine
      @ghostpepperwine 5 лет назад +40

      I heard about how they wrote a song that was practically entirely swear words. This is like cross between that and banana man

    • @TheLuckySpades
      @TheLuckySpades 5 лет назад +9

      In between the 2 would be Mind Electric

  • @KraisonFrameworks
    @KraisonFrameworks 7 лет назад +730

    Why is he shopping in an alley?
    Oh, wait. This guy's from Tally Hall.

    • @asecondhandidentity
      @asecondhandidentity 6 лет назад +57

      Joe Hawley

    • @IncBot
      @IncBot 5 лет назад +25

      Great observation.

    • @ballpointpen7728
      @ballpointpen7728 3 года назад +1

      @CaptZack1234 joe hawley joe hawley joe hawley joe hawley joe hawley joe hawley joe hawley joe hawley joe hawley joe hawley joe hawley joe hawley joe hawley joe hawley joe hawley joe hawley joe hawley joe hawley joe hawley joe hawley joe hawley joe hawley joe hawley joe hawley joe hawley joe hawley joe hawley joe hawley joe hawley joe hawley joe hawley joe hawley joe hawley joe hawley joe hawley joe hawley joe hawley joe hawley joe hawley joe hawley joe hawley joe hawley joe hawley joe hawley joe hawley joe hawley joe hawley joe hawley joe hawley joe hawley joe hawley joe hawley joe hawley joe hawley joe hawley joe hawley joe hawley joe hawley joe hawley joe hawley joe hawley joe hawley joe hawley joe hawley joe hawley joe hawley joe hawley joe hawley joe hawley joe hawley joe hawley joe hawley joe hawley joe hawley joe hawley joe hawley joe hawley joe hawley joe hawley joe hawley joe hawley joe hawley joe hawley joe hawley joe hawley joe hawley joe hawley joe hawley joe hawley joe hawley joe hawley joe hawley joe hawley joe hawley joe hawley joe hawley joe hawley joe hawley joe hawley joe hawley joe hawley joe hawley joe hawley joe hawley joe hawley joe hawley joe hawley joe hawley joe hawley joe hawley joe hawley joe hawley joe hawley joe hawley joe hawley joe hawley joe hawley joe hawley joe hawley joe hawley joe hawley joe hawley joe hawley joe hawley joe hawley joe hawley joe hawley joe hawley joe hawley joe hawley joe hawley joe hawley joe hawley joe hawley joe hawley joe hawley joe hawley joe hawley joe hawley joe hawley joe hawley joe hawley joe hawley joe hawley joe hawley joe hawley joe hawley joe hawley joe hawley joe hawley joe hawley joe hawley joe hawley joe hawley joe hawley joe hawley joe hawley joe hawley joe hawley joe hawley joe hawley joe hawley joe hawley joe hawley joe hawley joe hawley joe hawley

    • @pciphidic
      @pciphidic 3 года назад +33

      Alley Hall

    • @TypicalTip
      @TypicalTip 3 года назад +18

      @@asecondhandidentity Joe Alley

  • @dishfishes
    @dishfishes 7 лет назад +1286

    I went to a farmers market saturday and i was whole heartedly dissapointed in the lack of crazy food

    • @rat_mikey
      @rat_mikey 7 лет назад +78

      I went to a farmers market a few months ago and bought a duck foot.

    • @thetimeprofessional4983
      @thetimeprofessional4983 2 года назад +29

      @@rat_mikey goofy ahh food

    • @2512RE
      @2512RE 2 года назад +36

      @@rat_mikey thou crazy foot

    • @a_sandw1ch
      @a_sandw1ch 2 года назад +25

      Did you drive the G*** Da*** Jeep and couldn't find where to park it?

    • @2bruhiscool
      @2bruhiscool Год назад +6

      shit is fucking bonkers at the farmers’ market

  • @runawaycenturion2076
    @runawaycenturion2076 7 лет назад +383

    The homeless man living in that alley must have been quite confused

    • @eppepepe3220
      @eppepepe3220 4 года назад +66

      runawaycenturion he IS the homeless man living in the alley

    • @tirranschleter2623
      @tirranschleter2623 4 года назад +43

      @@eppepepe3220 he ate the competition

    • @MatthewT394
      @MatthewT394 3 года назад +21

      @@tirranschleter2623 i guess that was some "crazy food" amiright?

  • @morganalexandra6236
    @morganalexandra6236 5 лет назад +1848

    So he wrote this song, and then he wrote something as creepy as bring her along and the mind electric. He also wrote something as silly as Banana man. Joe Hawley’s musical skills know no limits.

    • @RandySaturn
      @RandySaturn 3 года назад +87

      The Mind Electric was made before this, Hawaii: Part II was made on 12/12/12, this album was made in 2016.

    • @nymthetyrant
      @nymthetyrant 3 года назад +43

      Man I love this song it reminds me of Toy Food and Word Disassociation combined lmao.

    • @ryrieee
      @ryrieee 3 года назад +3

      @@RandySaturn the mind electric is way older than hawaii part ii.
      ruclips.net/video/tVUqG9txCic/видео.html&ab_channel=gabiblake
      according to OP, this cover is from around '06

    • @RandySaturn
      @RandySaturn 3 года назад +31

      @@ryrieee I know, because of course, like your average tally hall fan, I *KNOW* of Inside the Mind of Simon.

    • @Pip200ne
      @Pip200ne 3 года назад +26

      Banana Man is actually a very serious song

  • @DIMM4_
    @DIMM4_ 4 года назад +133

    The man owns a 3d model of the Hawaii Part II album cover

    • @kazooplayer3
      @kazooplayer3 4 года назад +30

      Now that I know that exists. I want it

    • @PJ55759
      @PJ55759 7 месяцев назад +6

      I mean he made it so I’m not surprised

  • @catguymcyarnson9772
    @catguymcyarnson9772 7 лет назад +854

    can't wait to buy weed from my local farmers market

  • @jeffersonbrent6989
    @jeffersonbrent6989 6 лет назад +848

    It’s great that Joe Hawley spent like 2 minutes walking in he same direction, and rapping about food

    • @LucyWest370
      @LucyWest370 2 года назад +53

      Do you often walk in different directions when trying to go somewhere?

    • @clemclemclemclemcl
      @clemclemclemclemcl 2 года назад +30

      @@LucyWest370 jo…e hawley

    • @Fiskiuggar
      @Fiskiuggar Год назад +5

      j oe

    • @gustavosigma10
      @gustavosigma10 11 месяцев назад +3

      ​@@Fiskiuggarjo e

    • @starz9273
      @starz9273 10 месяцев назад +1

      ​@@LucyWest370Naw, I float.

  • @CrookedSnapdragon22
    @CrookedSnapdragon22 3 года назад +312

    Homeless Joe making a finger woman is something I needed in life

    • @aboi78
      @aboi78 3 года назад +67

      this is a very interesting comment out of context

    • @karyokinesis
      @karyokinesis Год назад +22

      woman named finger

    • @tatteryt
      @tatteryt Год назад +13

      woman named finger

    • @BeanKally
      @BeanKally 5 месяцев назад +3

      woman named finger

    • @AlsoStuck
      @AlsoStuck 4 месяца назад +2

      finger named woman

  • @Garbagemancer
    @Garbagemancer 3 года назад +853

    I like how he creates rhymes. It's mostly alphabetical order, but when he can't rhyme in order he grabs an out of order similar sounding word which relates to the next one. It's nice.

  • @RainyDayDance
    @RainyDayDance 3 года назад +386

    Funfact: the laughing in the beggining is actually a sound clip from boralogue VI.

    • @genuinelyTHEJUICE
      @genuinelyTHEJUICE 3 года назад +15

      WHAT

    • @checkYVELLUAP
      @checkYVELLUAP 3 года назад +36

      JOE HAWLEY JOE HAWLEY JOE HAWLEY JOE HAWLEY JOE HAWLEY JOE HAWLEY JOE HAWLEY

    • @enzoherrera7330
      @enzoherrera7330 3 года назад +30

      Joe hawley, joe hawley. oHoHOhO oHOhOhOHoHo.

    • @emdicadrian
      @emdicadrian 3 года назад +22

      When Joe Hawley attacks, Rob Cantor *also attacks!*

    • @aghdbabdhshd
      @aghdbabdhshd 10 месяцев назад +4

      “ok stop it you’re scaring me”

  • @nancytangotits
    @nancytangotits Год назад +328

    joe hawley: *writes hawaii part ii - an album telling a complicated & captivating story which can be interpreted multiple ways*
    joe hawley: rapunzel, rapunzel, let down your spaghetti.....

    • @rmrzarrey
      @rmrzarrey Год назад +32

      We have things like Hawaii part ii
      And then this
      I love both.

    • @its_ya_girl_soundous
      @its_ya_girl_soundous 11 месяцев назад +4

      aren't you that person that blocked me on twitter?

    • @HeavyWeaponsGuyisHorny
      @HeavyWeaponsGuyisHorny 11 месяцев назад +1

      ​@@its_ya_girl_soundouswhy do you think it is? Im not saying you deserved it but what beef you 2 got?

    • @its_ya_girl_soundous
      @its_ya_girl_soundous 11 месяцев назад +3

      @@HeavyWeaponsGuyisHorny I genuinely don't know, I tried to search them up one day for sum but then I saw that I was blocked

    • @ttrueprophet
      @ttrueprophet 9 месяцев назад +3

      srsly tho, he's packing chow like confetti...

  • @taracassano9762
    @taracassano9762 5 лет назад +640

    my greatest life achievement is memorizing this entire thing

    • @IncBot
      @IncBot 5 лет назад +56

      YOU ARE MY HERO

    • @magicant_
      @magicant_ 3 года назад +54

      i will too. it will happen. It’s a matter of when, not if.

    • @dos_tres
      @dos_tres 3 года назад +7

      SAMME

    • @TheColourOfFear
      @TheColourOfFear 3 года назад +10

      @@magicant_ have you yet? I need to know if my goal is achievable.

    • @magicant_
      @magicant_ 3 года назад +12

      @@TheColourOfFear i haven’t given up

  • @MccCartn3y
    @MccCartn3y Год назад +47

    The way the camera is reminds me like we're a child in a cart

    • @matruenthusiast
      @matruenthusiast 7 месяцев назад +8

      what if we are. what if we are shopping with him?

    • @its_ya_girl_soundous
      @its_ya_girl_soundous 6 месяцев назад +5

      ​@@matruenthusiastawwww I never thought abt it like that :)

    • @its_ya_girl_soundous
      @its_ya_girl_soundous 6 месяцев назад +2

      ​@@matruenthusiastwait moot is that you

    • @matruenthusiast
      @matruenthusiast 6 месяцев назад +1

      @@its_ya_girl_soundous yeah HIIII

  • @Struggler3831
    @Struggler3831 4 года назад +156

    Brb gonna memorize Joe’s shopping list

    • @SuperNova-kj1xh
      @SuperNova-kj1xh 2 года назад +9

      how's it going? Did you do it?

    • @matihaye
      @matihaye Год назад +2

      yeah, hows it going?

    • @PandoraGrazeman
      @PandoraGrazeman Год назад +3

      Bro its been 2 years you memorize it yet? 💀

    • @matihaye
      @matihaye Год назад +10

      @@PandoraGrazeman he did but Joe hawley went and ended him because he knew too much

    • @Struggler3831
      @Struggler3831 Год назад +4

      @@PandoraGrazeman No 💀

  • @TheBigH
    @TheBigH 7 лет назад +201

    Cash only? Ehhhhh, never mind.

  • @caitlinhsu9074
    @caitlinhsu9074 2 года назад +52

    joe and his hypermobile joints. I just realized that’s his POINTER FINGER he’s bending like that, not his thumb

    • @lunaria973
      @lunaria973 2 года назад +8

      Joe does have double jointed fingers.

  • @LaraPlantinha
    @LaraPlantinha Год назад +26

    0:54 RAPUNZEL RAPUNZEL LET IT DOWN YOUR SPAGHETTI

  • @TOASTERBOI_2004
    @TOASTERBOI_2004 5 лет назад +129

    Guess when he did the Ruler of Everything rap he turned into this

    • @PT55644
      @PT55644 3 года назад +4

      Im pretty sure Zubin sang that part but yeah

    • @TOASTERBOI_2004
      @TOASTERBOI_2004 3 года назад +7

      @@PT55644 no no it was Joe

    • @TOASTERBOI_2004
      @TOASTERBOI_2004 3 года назад +12

      @@PT55644 He used to use a megaphone when singing it live too!

  • @lion_oil
    @lion_oil 7 лет назад +170

    They must've run out of oranges

    • @titsrus6859
      @titsrus6859 4 года назад +3

      Michael Joyce 69 likes

    • @generalrubbish9513
      @generalrubbish9513 4 года назад +21

      Nah. He exploded because nothing rhymes with oranges, meaning the rap couldn't continue, but he was going too hard to stop, resulting in a reality paradox.

    • @marz7258
      @marz7258 4 года назад +11

      @@generalrubbish9513 and that is how Joe Hawley died

    • @lucc1800
      @lucc1800 9 месяцев назад

      @@generalrubbish9513porridge rhymes with oranges💀

  • @limitedsilk
    @limitedsilk 2 года назад +52

    top 10 rappers eminem was too afraid to diss

  • @axl256gamesx7
    @axl256gamesx7 Год назад +45

    Guys
    I think the man in the song is simon
    0:05
    Look, that scene is literally the image of the album of hawaii part ii
    And this man is not only insane
    He is imagining a girlfriend
    It fits

    • @Cessated
      @Cessated Год назад +17

      i like how if thats trye this is the second time simon has dropped bars

    • @namesurname8474
      @namesurname8474 7 месяцев назад

      least schizophrenic tally hall fan

  • @lindabarbieri726
    @lindabarbieri726 Год назад +92

    My mom asked me if I was listening to heavy metal and I said it's actually just a grocery list of fruits and vegetables

  • @cyrodiin
    @cyrodiin 3 года назад +774

    Hawaii Part II: A story that can be interpreted in many ways, however mostly theorized to be about a sailor who was framed for murder
    Joe Hawley Joe Hawley:
    *_"WHEREFORE DOST THOU OBTAIN SUCH CRAZY FOOD, THOU CRAZY F U C K?"_*

    • @mrdabrow
      @mrdabrow 2 года назад +1

      **F U S S*

    • @sharkfin4194
      @sharkfin4194 2 года назад +29

      Collared greens
      Buttered beans
      Vanilla

    • @pineapplesauce6509
      @pineapplesauce6509 2 года назад +27

      fuss****

    • @naturalketchup
      @naturalketchup 2 года назад +31

      He doesn't actually curse, he says fuss, still funny tho

    • @sistm84
      @sistm84 2 года назад +18

      @@sharkfin4194 pomegranate
      Pineapple
      Sasparilla

  • @Extremelysloppyproductions
    @Extremelysloppyproductions Год назад +91

    This sounds like the most batshit insane typing game

    • @connor48880
      @connor48880 Год назад +7

      Mr. Mix Creepypasta

    • @triktunia
      @triktunia Год назад

      ​@@connor48880but funky

    • @F8OFTHEZTARZ
      @F8OFTHEZTARZ 8 месяцев назад

      i typed the whole thing and.. my wrists still hurt (i typed it just an hour ago)

    • @F8OFTHEZTARZ
      @F8OFTHEZTARZ 8 месяцев назад

      i typed the whole thing and.. my wrists still hurt (i typed it just an hour ago)

  • @deyanawoolley8993
    @deyanawoolley8993 5 лет назад +150

    I’m going to tell my kids this was eminem

    • @clemclemclemclemcl
      @clemclemclemclemcl 2 года назад +4

      it *was/is* though

    • @launderine
      @launderine 9 месяцев назад +7

      except eminem can rhyme orange with banana and joe can't, hence why he had to end the song early

  • @invisiblescout
    @invisiblescout 5 лет назад +131

    1:37
    this will always be my favorite quote

  • @arrolace
    @arrolace 3 года назад +53

    toy food grew up, got addicted to drugs, and then became crazy food

  • @gwenzhead566
    @gwenzhead566 7 лет назад +290

    The year is 2017, five years after Hawaii part ii and a year after Joe Hawley Joe Hawley, Joe Hawley now lives in poverty, every night he dreams of working with his dad. His hallucinations due to his crippling hunger show him the good old days of when he was in tally Hall, he imagines himself on stag singing two WuV, a single tears sheds from his eyes.

  • @tom-on
    @tom-on 5 месяцев назад +22

    I love how he just slips in a couple drugs between the food

  • @neighborhoodofmemes8486
    @neighborhoodofmemes8486 3 года назад +29

    So this is the crazy frog y’all kids have been talking about

  • @patricksratliff
    @patricksratliff 7 лет назад +153

    Joe stole my bike.

  • @chilychee7456
    @chilychee7456 5 лет назад +16

    The 3d model for the Hawaii part ii album cover is glitching around in the back at the beginning on the song! :0

    • @Bruh-nr7ci
      @Bruh-nr7ci 4 года назад +2

      It's actually the one they didn't use
      (They said in a Facebook post)
      I just realized this is 7 months old

  • @vannishd
    @vannishd Год назад +32

    whoever made all that pixel art of all those crazy foods must be going crazy themself

  • @otacube
    @otacube 3 года назад +65

    "Homeless Man in Detroit takes Hallucinogenic Drugs and raps about food"

  • @lucasflanagan656
    @lucasflanagan656 4 года назад +359

    I think the video suggests that this song is about a homeless schizophrenic, who is hallucinating going to the farmer’s market with his friend and buying a bunch of food to make himself forget that he is starving. Notice the shot of his shopping cart; there should be a ton of food, but it’s just an old orange. Also interesting to note: when Joe is about to say “oranges,” he is cut off by a death screen, suggesting he ate the orange and got some sort of food poisoning and died.
    Idk that’s just my idea
    Edit: also he imagines his trash bag as an extravagant poncho

    • @calicocat5589
      @calicocat5589 4 года назад +62

      Lucas Flanagan that’s pretty deep, I just thought Joe was being wack again

    • @JAzzWoods-ik4vv
      @JAzzWoods-ik4vv 4 года назад +75

      In the album it ends with "cash only? no thanks"
      Just think it's a silly song. At the beginning of the song he starts kind of uncertain, as if he's reciting something he memorized i.e. a shopping list. In the middle he gets things beacuse why not, and at the end he's just placing anything and everything into his shopping cart.

    • @ciar
      @ciar 4 года назад +56

      I like how also he ends it at orange since orange doesn’t rhyme with anything

    • @Struggler3831
      @Struggler3831 4 года назад +9

      @@ciar lol! You’re right!

    • @pinethetree
      @pinethetree 3 года назад +11

      @@ciar That makes so much more sense now! (well... sort of...)

  • @Jacadamia
    @Jacadamia 7 лет назад +88

    Now I want some crazy food

    • @BnanaDuk
      @BnanaDuk Год назад

      Oh my god, first Arlo and now you too... It's like all of my favorite RUclipsrs secretly listen to Joe Hawley's music...

    • @P.p.03
      @P.p.03 10 месяцев назад +1

      Hope you guys still do

    • @_Lealius
      @_Lealius 10 месяцев назад +2

      Lmaoo what are you doing here Jacademia?

  • @thewoodpeckers655
    @thewoodpeckers655 Год назад +31

    1:56 A SINGLE GOD DAMN BREAD ROLL 😂

  • @plutokitty3386
    @plutokitty3386 6 лет назад +114

    I’m in love with Joe Hawley’s voice! Such a soothing and alluring voice to listen to!

  • @SwissSauce
    @SwissSauce 3 года назад +92

    Why is this dude's stuff so criminally underrated

  • @TimoIvvie
    @TimoIvvie 2 года назад +104

    Joe Hawley: *creates the mindfuck that is The Mind Electric*
    Also Joe Hawley: *WAIT ALL THIS FEELS LIKE IT SHOULD BE ILLEGAL*

  • @chelsea5708
    @chelsea5708 5 лет назад +42

    2:09 *Joe Hawley goes siCkO mode*

  • @hiitsme2814
    @hiitsme2814 8 месяцев назад +6

    my joe hawley joe hawley fixation ended a while ago but i still jump any time someone mentions any food from this song

  • @thewoodpeckers655
    @thewoodpeckers655 7 месяцев назад +16

    I memorized the entire song, and now I can induce panic in my friends and rage in my brother by simply saying allspice.

  • @randybobbi4495
    @randybobbi4495 7 лет назад +486

    So. We have watched this about a hundred times trying to make sure. We are pretty sure everything on this list is vegan. Joe is up to something.

    • @tituslafrombois1164
      @tituslafrombois1164 6 лет назад +156

      What else do you expect to find at a _Farmer's_ Market?

    • @anika3206
      @anika3206 5 лет назад +74

      joe's always up to something tbh

    • @DeathbyProxy
      @DeathbyProxy 5 лет назад +67

      Pretty sure Joe himself contains some meat though...

    • @ugh3189
      @ugh3189 5 лет назад +64

      “bedhi’d black eyed peas, bing cherries, chioggia beets, *_hold the meats_* , gooseberries

    • @grilledcheese3916
      @grilledcheese3916 4 года назад +8

      Death by Proxy joe hawley is packin shmeat

  • @emidualibe
    @emidualibe 4 года назад +41

    This is like the unholy son of Labyrinth and banana man

  • @sphynia-cat8250
    @sphynia-cat8250 7 лет назад +100

    what does pixelated food taste like. how does one consume the 8 bit/16 bit goodness

    • @geralds1500
      @geralds1500 4 года назад +9

      pixelated food tastes like it's carbonated

  • @kijete
    @kijete 2 года назад +17

    love how the thumbnail has all the food mentioned in the video, in order of appearance

  • @Jao_O_Ser_Humano
    @Jao_O_Ser_Humano Год назад +16

    i don't and never will understand Joe Hawley. he's an amazing song-writer

  • @uhigldasdtyuiosagjk
    @uhigldasdtyuiosagjk Год назад +12

    man, my brother loved this video so much, that at the end. he fell over on the ground and started dancing!

  • @EmeraldFox11
    @EmeraldFox11 7 лет назад +40

    love and appreciate joe hawley 2k17

  • @DashieDoesThings
    @DashieDoesThings 6 лет назад +45

    Played this song for a friend and successfully got them addicted to Joe Hawley's music.
    I feel accomplished.

  • @AoiUsagiOtoko
    @AoiUsagiOtoko Год назад +15

    i swear around 1:43 i hear a guy quietly humming the green greens theme from kirby! i love the sneaky video game references in this album

    • @Fiskiuggar
      @Fiskiuggar Год назад +4

      Yep! That’s a real credited sample. It goes so hard bro oml

  • @anne_the_garbage_can
    @anne_the_garbage_can 3 года назад +231

    1:05 Tally Hall fans be like ‘holy shit’

  • @carrymeohio
    @carrymeohio 7 лет назад +72

    JOEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
    HAWLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEY

    • @auxometer
      @auxometer 5 лет назад +3

      the new leroy jenkins

    • @medicmain68
      @medicmain68 Год назад +1

      joe hawley joe hawley joe hawley joe hawley joe hawley joe hawley joe hawley joe hawley joe hawley joe hawley joe hawley joe hawley joe hawley joe hawley joe hawley joe hawley joe hawley joe hawley joe hawley joe hawley joe hawley joe hawley joe hawley joe hawley joe hawley joe hawley joe hawley joe hawley joe hawley joe hawley joe hawley joe hawley joe hawley joe hawley joe hawley joe hawley joe hawley joe hawley joe hawley joe hawley joe hawley joe hawley joe hawley joe hawley joe hawley joe hawley joe hawley joe hawley joe hawley joe hawley joe hawley joe hawley joe hawley joe hawley joe hawley joe hawley joe hawley joe hawley joe hawley joe hawley joe hawley joe hawley joe hawley joe hawley joe hawley joe hawley joe hawley joe hawley joe hawley joe hawley joe hawley joe hawley joe hawley joe hawley joe hawley joe hawley joe hawley joe hawley joe hawley joe hawley joe hawley joe hawley joe hawley joe hawley joe hawley joe hawley joe hawley joe hawley joe hawley joe hawley joe hawley joe hawley joe hawley joe hawley joe hawley joe hawley joe hawley joe hawley joe hawley joe hawley joe hawley joe hawley joe hawley joe hawley joe hawley joe hawley joe hawley joe hawley joe hawley joe hawley joe hawley joe hawley joe hawley joe hawley joe hawley joe hawley joe hawley joe hawley joe hawley joe hawley joe hawley joe hawley joe hawley joe hawley joe hawley joe hawley joe hawley joe hawley joe hawley joe hawley joe hawley joe hawley joe hawley joe hawley joe hawley joe hawley joe hawley joe hawley joe hawley joe hawley joe hawley joe hawley joe hawley joe hawley joe hawley joe hawley joe hawley joe hawley joe hawley joe hawley joe hawley joe hawley joe hawley joe hawley joe hawley joe hawley joe hawley joe hawley joe hawley joe hawley joe hawley joe hawley joe hawley joe hawley joe hawley joe hawley joe hawley joe hawley joe hawley joe hawley joe hawley joe hawley joe hawley joe hawley joe hawley joe hawley joe hawley joe hawley joe hawley joe hawley joe hawley joe hawley joe hawley joe hawley joe hawley joe hawley joe hawley joe hawley joe hawley joe hawley joe hawley joe hawley joe hawley joe hawley joe hawley joe hawley joe hawley joe hawley joe hawley joe hawley joe hawley joe hawley joe hawley joe hawley joe hawley joe hawley joe hawley joe hawley joe hawley joe hawley joe hawley joe hawley

  • @thecarrotclarinet
    @thecarrotclarinet 7 лет назад +183

    The comments here make me happy. Let's all cherish Trash Hawley.

    • @madlapdog2552
      @madlapdog2552 7 лет назад +18

      trash hawley

    • @copernicusepoch
      @copernicusepoch 4 года назад +8

      Hail the Trash Hawley!

    • @rainespiano
      @rainespiano 4 года назад +4

      THASH HAWLEY!

    • @childofthe_k0rn
      @childofthe_k0rn 4 года назад +6

      Why would ya'll say that? I bet you guys cant rap like him!

    • @that_orange_hat
      @that_orange_hat 3 года назад +4

      @@childofthe_k0rn we're calling him trash hawley bc he's wearing a garbage bag!

  • @StarWatcher_2024
    @StarWatcher_2024 3 месяца назад +22

    I liike to think that Joe can censor himself at will , not just editing, but actually

    • @averagemusicenjoyer_13
      @averagemusicenjoyer_13 3 месяца назад +4

      Of course he can, he’s
      JOE HAWLEY JOE HAWLEY JOE HAWLEY JOE HAWLEY JOE HAWLEY JOE HAWLEY

  • @pineappletoast2370
    @pineappletoast2370 7 лет назад +116

    the trash can hobo lives

    • @zriku1
      @zriku1 7 лет назад +26

      pineappletoast2 TRASH HAWLEY IS IMMORTAL

  • @otterbacons
    @otterbacons Год назад +210

    i will always love this song. it’s so silly. i’ve memorized the rap completely. if joe is reading this, i want him to know that i love him for making this album. i love him for being a part of tally hall. i love him for miracle musical. he’s just overall amazing. so joe, if you’re there, thank you for everything
    edit: i won’t take down this comment, but i am aware of the doc.

  • @stellaoctangula9898
    @stellaoctangula9898 2 года назад +42

    Had a dream last night were Joe Hawley was working at a supermarket that flooded and then wrote a taco song and made a bunch of people sing it dressed up as taco ingredients in a giant taco shell

    • @clemclemclemclemcl
      @clemclemclemclemcl 2 года назад +8

      omg joe hawley wrote it’s raining tacos

    • @xxpromlggamerproxx
      @xxpromlggamerproxx 2 года назад +11

      "Its flooding, we are taco"
      In the tune of its raining tacos

    • @waterwolf982
      @waterwolf982 Год назад +6

      Ngl, would make a good Joe’s Dream skit

  • @dianarojo-jewell6091
    @dianarojo-jewell6091 7 лет назад +77

    Joe never ceases to amaze me in a weird confusing way

  • @ValeElPatetico
    @ValeElPatetico 3 года назад +18

    Asmr: Joe sings his shopping list to you

  • @giblebro6898
    @giblebro6898 3 года назад +21

    I only live 11 miles away from the building he is running by lol, I could go run the exact same path he did... This video took place at the APAC paper manufacturer in Detroit, fun fact.

    • @anton5524
      @anton5524 3 года назад +6

      of course it's in detroit

  • @qk7x
    @qk7x 9 месяцев назад +14

    SHUCKS, IT'S FUSSING BONKERS AT THE FARMERS MARKET ‼️‼️🗣️🗣️🔥🔥💯💯

    • @spxcedustt
      @spxcedustt 9 месяцев назад +1

      DROVE THE GOSH DANG JEEP AND THERES NO PLACE TO PARK IT ⁉️⁉️💯💯💯🔥🔥

    • @qk7x
      @qk7x 9 месяцев назад +1

      @@spxcedustt WHAT THE FUSS⁉️ CUSS‼️‼️🗣️🗣️🗣️🔥🔥🔥

    • @spxcedustt
      @spxcedustt 9 месяцев назад +1

      @@qk7xCHECK OUT THAT LAZY DUDE ⁉️⁉️⁉️💯💯🔥🔥 WITH ALL THAT CRAZY FOOD 💯💯💯🔥🔥🔥🗣️🗣️

    • @Noodles_Poodle
      @Noodles_Poodle 8 месяцев назад +1

      ​​@@spxcedusttHANDING APPLE SAMPLES OUT TO NON CUSTOMERS 🔥🔥🔥🗣️🗣️🗣️⁉️⁉️

    • @jjam1025
      @jjam1025 8 месяцев назад +1

      ​​@@qk7xCHECK OUT THAT LAZZY DUDE WITH ALL THAT CRAZZY FOOD ❗❗🗣🗣🌋🌋🌋

  • @TennisElbowFanClub
    @TennisElbowFanClub 7 лет назад +95

    Joe's music videos are always INSANE and I love it

  • @DaveFarr
    @DaveFarr 6 лет назад +17

    This song wins the "Least Likely To Have Happened At ANY Other Point In Time" award.

  • @leomckinley-cusimano1505
    @leomckinley-cusimano1505 7 лет назад +106

    i just found out you made a music video last night and i literally cried. joe probably isn't reading this, but i hope he realizes how much of an inspiration he is to much, even with silly songs like this. i'm so happy he's still around even after tally hall. :'+)

    • @madlapdog2552
      @madlapdog2552 7 лет назад +25

      legend has it that if you call out to the man he appears. let's hope he sees this. pls joe

    • @childofthe_k0rn
      @childofthe_k0rn 4 года назад +3

      You just explained my life

  • @ryderthomasmusic
    @ryderthomasmusic Год назад +4

    that is some crazy food indeed

  • @pillblug
    @pillblug 3 месяца назад +19

    imagine being a homeless person watching joe just rap food while going in no apparent direction with a random cart

  • @RealRoseus
    @RealRoseus 5 лет назад +38

    *casually starts playing this song in the middle of class before lunch*

  • @isakts8576
    @isakts8576 3 года назад +26

    I still cannot get over how he made a rap song based on a grocery list that is being sung to various theme songs belonging to games that are primarily playable on the Nintendo Entertainment System.

  • @Ernani1972
    @Ernani1972 4 года назад +50

    1:02 this is where he preforms what is known as a pro gamer move

  • @commenter03162
    @commenter03162 Год назад +17

    So thats what it requires to make natural ketchup
    I just realized banana in the video has eyes omfg

  • @i.am.zubin.irl.not.clickbait
    @i.am.zubin.irl.not.clickbait 9 месяцев назад +4

    i cant get over the Hawaii: Part II album cover in the beginning

  • @copernicusepoch
    @copernicusepoch 4 года назад +53

    Honestly, Joe lying on the ground wearing a trash bag is one of the best images I've ever see.

  • @arpuzik9675
    @arpuzik9675 2 года назад +51

    I like to think this is a direct sequel to alternate universe Hawaii Part II where Simon doesn't die, successfully escapes to civilization, changes his name to Joe Hawley, becomes homeless, and starts writing absolute madman music

    • @axl256gamesx7
      @axl256gamesx7 Год назад +6

      It just has to happen after the mind electric and before dream sweet in sea major
      And seeing the staircase of hawaii part ii at the beginning it tells me
      It is that

    • @canblockbaguettes
      @canblockbaguettes Год назад +2

      i want to imagine that this follows the original story but this was during mind electric

  • @Samdude12
    @Samdude12 4 месяца назад +9

    they were DEFINITELY high making this

    • @d1n0jl76
      @d1n0jl76 4 месяца назад +3

      No, it’s just Joe’s style
      It’s surreal

  • @DiamondBrickZ
    @DiamondBrickZ 2 года назад +18

    i can't get over the kirby music coming out of fucking nowhere

  • @RealRoseus
    @RealRoseus 5 лет назад +214

    Is anyone gonna talk about how stylish Joe is like omg best clothes ever
    I'm not joking I really like what he's wearing xD

    • @rainespiano
      @rainespiano 4 года назад +19

      Garbage bag? .... yeah me too I could wear that for days

    • @nikkihi9671
      @nikkihi9671 2 года назад +3

      @@rainespiano i don't think they meant the garbage bag 😭

    • @rainespiano
      @rainespiano 2 года назад

      @@nikkihi9671 HAHAHAHA

    • @KabelCrosser
      @KabelCrosser 2 года назад +2

      @@nikkihi9671 i didn’t realize he was wearing a garbage bag until now

    • @2c0bb61
      @2c0bb61 2 года назад +5

      Joe just looks good in anything

  • @ghostpepperwine
    @ghostpepperwine 5 лет назад +35

    how are you the only who looks practically the same 17 years after tally hall

    • @epicbeast999
      @epicbeast999 5 лет назад +4

      Where did you get 17 years from? It's been 8 since their last album and tour.

    • @ghostpepperwine
      @ghostpepperwine 5 лет назад +5

      Casimar I meant since the beginning but yeah that’s another way to put it.

    • @epicbeast999
      @epicbeast999 5 лет назад +3

      @@ghostpepperwine Ah, that's fair then. He really does look exactly the same.

    • @yizzy6117
      @yizzy6117 4 года назад +3

      Joe is now bald, you may want to take back that comment.

    • @ghostpepperwine
      @ghostpepperwine 4 года назад +2

      Yizzy im aware. apparently bald joe isnt a new thing though

  • @Egg_ward
    @Egg_ward Год назад +86

    If somebody wants to shop all of these like a madman :
    Spaghetti, Allspice, Amaranth, Artichoke, Acai, Banana, Barley, Basil, Bay Leaves, Bok Choy, Chai, Seitan Pot Pie, Marbled Rye, Bedhi’d Black Eyed Peas, Bing Cherries, Chioggia Beets, Gooseberries, Cayenne, Chestnut, Chia, Coconut, Custard, Dahlia, Dates, Saffron, Dijon Mustard, Durian, Curry, Kale, Cassava, Clove, Eggplant, Flax, Demitasse, Kava, Garlic, Kumquat, Lychee, Oca Root, Jalapeños, Garbanzos, Starfruit, Snakefruit, Lavender, Lime, Karela, Kohlrabi, Juniper, Jak, Wakame, Wasabi, Papaya, Papalo, Marigold, Mango, Oregano, Sake, Lemon, Luo Han Guo, Kiwi, Catnip, Carolina Reaper, Egusi, Icaco, Poppies, Asparagus, Queen Anne’s Carrots, Broccoli, Gac, Collard Greens, Butter Beans, Vanilla, Pomegranate, Pineapple, Sarsaparilla, Rambutan, Dragonfruit, Tapioca, Atemoya, Akebia, Rose, Mocha, Amanita Muscaria, Chive, Potatoes, Watercress Sprouts, Quinoa, Tomatoes, Parsley, Sage, Rosemary, Watermelon, Marijuana, Rhubarb, Tamarind, Tarragon, Turnip, Swiss Chard, Blueberry, Caraway, Fennel, Cacao, Boysenberry, Cumin, Cantaloupe, Celery, Sasame, Yam, Anise, Zinnia, Kolas, Granolas, Marconas, Gardenias, Lentil, Cabbage, Vital Wheat Gluten Wiener, Ghost Pepper Muenster, Gewürztraminer, Apple, Fig, Pear, Peach, Pine, Hazel, Walnut, Beech, Spelt, Millet, Teff, Taro, Shallot, Ginger, Maca, Farro, Yarrow, Kalendula, Kombu, Chlorella, Cilantro, Pecan, Citron, Portobella, Pumpkin, Radish, Onion, Rice, Gingko, Olive, Maple, Ice, Thyme, Strawberry, Papaya (again), Cattail, Sherry, Mulberry, Plum, Mimosa, Argyreia Nervosa, Cucumbers, Maypops, Shamrocks, Hemlocks, Bourbon Apricot Sour, Truffle, Samphire Flower, Squash, Zucchini, Macaroni, Porcini, Vermicelli, Avocado, Pistachio, Cinnamon, Royal Jelly, Persimmons, Hemp Hearts, Green Goddess, Celastrus Paniculatus, Kombucha And Oranges.

    • @AsparagusTheFirst
      @AsparagusTheFirst Год назад +5

      How long did it take you to write this?

    • @Kaihuol
      @Kaihuol Год назад +11

      I will buy these one by one and make it a series

    • @melatoninLemon
      @melatoninLemon Год назад +10

      probably not the best to do the marijuana part… 😭😭 @@Kaihuol

    • @megasoma_elephas
      @megasoma_elephas 10 месяцев назад +1

      How the frick can Joe rap faster than me reading this list? He's menacingly talented.

    • @Chaotic_evil_duck
      @Chaotic_evil_duck 10 месяцев назад

      ​@@melatoninLemon legal in ohio

  • @Talliedhall
    @Talliedhall Год назад +13

    Is no one gonna talk abt The Hawaii Part II reference at the start

  • @grayanddevpdx
    @grayanddevpdx Год назад +6

    The sheer amount of references here is astounding. I’ll list the ones I know of:
    Laugh from BORALOGUE
    Hawaii Part II cover art
    Mario death sound
    A Punch Out song I forgot the name of
    Superstar from Super Mario Bros.
    Green Greens from Kirby’s Dreamland
    Mushroom from Super Mario World
    Zelda 2 death sound

  • @crystalsou1s
    @crystalsou1s 2 года назад +20

    I like how he says “hold the meats” at the start and actually says nothing having to do with meat for the rest of the song

  • @Andrewandydrew
    @Andrewandydrew Год назад +6

    There's a weekly farmers market at my local town next, I have sang this song there countless times and many more to come

  • @SmuggoTheLegit
    @SmuggoTheLegit Год назад +48

    Checkpoints to whomever wants to memorize the food
    1:02
    1:11
    1:18
    1:23
    1:28
    1:40
    1:46
    1:56
    2:03
    2:09
    2:14
    2:19
    2:24
    2:29
    hope this helps!

    • @tatteryt
      @tatteryt Год назад +3

      bless u fr🙏🙏

    • @mr.eggiplier4030
      @mr.eggiplier4030 Год назад +3

      I have the last part down and am now working on the beginning

    • @waterearthfire
      @waterearthfire 11 месяцев назад

      where’s spaghetti

  • @IncBot
    @IncBot 5 лет назад +11

    Joe cannot be stopped

  • @007Tubedude
    @007Tubedude 7 лет назад +65

    My uke just got a piece chipped off, and I was super sad. This cheered me up. Thanks Joe for the sick grocery beats

  • @meme__supreme3373
    @meme__supreme3373 Год назад +9

    I like the fact that Joe throws away the ham (and only the ham) because he is a pescatarian

  • @lslawashere
    @lslawashere 2 дня назад +1

    adding HAWAII: PART II references is crazy

  • @jmcieslak0
    @jmcieslak0 6 лет назад +10

    0:03 that must be the Game Boy Color on which the legendary game of Tetris was played

  • @horneadordemomos
    @horneadordemomos 9 месяцев назад +6

    2:30 JOE HAWLEY DANCE LOOK AT HIS LEGS 😭

  • @cozmispace1148
    @cozmispace1148 Год назад +16

    I just realized that he kinda sounds like Mordecai from Regular Show
    Especialy that "dude" at 0:42

  • @glacone5637
    @glacone5637 2 года назад +15

    getting into a rap with this guy is like asking him to beat you the fuck up with the silliest words possible

  • @Yrewir
    @Yrewir Год назад +11

    1:03 We Making It Out of Boxing Ring With This One🔥🔥🔥🗣🗣