A Solid 15 Minutes of Useless Information

[@austinmcconnell]

Hi there. I'm making a movie, and I need your help: bit.ly/GOATLAS

[@holeastroud3899]

Hello

[@carlos-rk5cj]

no

[@cedricvireynato5951]

Huh.. this will suck

[@dbfi01]

Think of all the productive things you could be doing, instead of making a video like this...

[@austintc369]

It won't be "useless information" when I get on Jeopardy

[@quackerbarrel3709]

Someone said it

[@dangledangleton]

BIG FACTS

[@mlggamingpro2578]

fac

[@TempestRex_]

When someone asks why Draino is not good to be used in toilets, we know why

[@haydenisinthehouse316]

Rest in Peace Alex Trebek

[@JaquesBobè]

This is a movie adaptation of clicking "Random article" on Wikipedia for 15 minutes.

[@vanillathundersnow2407]

You should read Wikipedia:UnusualArticles

[@ukatofarticus9046]

Nice pfp Tim

[@bangbangliu2146]

Random article usually gets you a random person, U.S. constituency, or a chemical compound

[@tisscience5693]

@@bangbangliu2146 or a weird bugspecie

[@japiocni0km277]

75% of the time, if you start on a random article and click the first link, you’ll end up on philosophy

[@itzkingcringe]

“This video is sponsored by squarespace” ah yes, the title wasn’t lying

[@sleepycas3250]

I thought that, too.

[@SpookySplynko]

*Dang*

[@KrazyFalcon]

I thought the same thing lmao

[@jamesvelazquez1004]

Krazy Falcon Eat your cereal

[@KrazyFalcon]

@@jamesvelazquez1004 I just did my fellow cereal eater

[@BuckingRachel]

I feel smarter every time I watch one of these videos but my mom gets freaked out when I tell her the exact temperature of a day that was about 6 years ago :/

[@davontewaltonaldo3347]

I dated a girl that could remember every outfit she wore for as long as she could remember. It was pretty wild!

[@BobRossCat]

@@davontewaltonaldo3347 For me, that's easy.
Ehem.... shirt and pant

[@shravan1005]

@@BobRossCat for its... Shirt
Only a shirt

[@shanikafayeanada5493]

@@davontewaltonaldo3347 I heard that is a condition, isnt it?

[@davontewaltonaldo3347]

@@shanikafayeanada5493 it's gotta be

[@JM_E46]

Schools: *WRITE THAT DOWN, WRITE THAT DOWN*

[@FenixFang]

69 likes

[@tanusree4124]

that made me laugh out loud

[@tanusree4124]

creative

[@rtheytwins]

hi Im that person who has like 1.4K likes on their comment

[@kalebharris5068]

So true

[@Differentstuff112]

This is the kind of knowledge you need in “who wants to be a millionaire “

[@miamimichael3977]

Perfect comment

[@haleywood8040]

Time for him to apply

[@biancavegter5488]

Lol

[@zanczhao3962]

As well as Jeopardy

[@lopooqwuyt]

Mhm

[@MrPkmngmr]

Game show researchers:
*"Write that down! Write that down!"*

[@chachaloup6673]

Is that a Charles Le French reference

[@daviddrinnan8042]

As a trivia night host at a bar, these videos have come in handy

[@theeagleoftheeye4830]

@@chachaloup6673 no

[@shawnaroth7430]

Schools: *Noted*

[@brodiewilliamson8i9i9u3]

@@daviddrinnan8042 quick question where is my rib feeling incomplete

[@Arctic_silverstreak]

I'm adding this to my "information", "fun fact", and "meme" playlist

[@Emran_Ahm3d]

Can u share those playlists?

[@obviously1871]

"this video is sponsored by Squarespace"
Me: damn this video comes straight to the point.

[@asitdas4710]

Hahaha

[@polipix_]

damn.

[@anand8258]

Ha, haha, nice

[@lowiq8176]

Haha lmao lol nice xDDD

[@supersanic3446]

“This video is sponsored by Squarepoint”
Me: damn this video comes straight to the space

[@clichethecat3998]

My chemistry teacher was actually pretty impressed when I told him about Stereochemistry! Now he expects me to be smart on every test :(

[@turntheradiodown]

Now you regret it but at the same time you dont

[@parenthesiscolon8706]

So the info wasn't useless.
It was against you.

[@rice579]

F

[@caniget600subscriberswitho5]

Lol

[@peachytea7608]

Every action has its consequences
But,I'm I'm primary still and get the 2nd highest grade on my stigma tests

[@FuzzyCaller]

I could watch this over and over because I forget everything he says in a second

[@aqua7344]

I thought that even before watching it lol

[@evangerman1070]

whoaaa

[@dom7595p]

School in a nutshell

[@lowqualitydiofromjojosbiza3105]

Same

[@Aleksimaier]

How is that so true? 😂

[@chloe2450]

thank you for making us think of the productive things we could be doing instead of watching this, you made me feel so guilty I opened my biology book for the first time in a week

[@yellowcatmonkey]

good choice! 💖did you learn abt the runny nose during crying there? also a shitton of birbs die thanks to windmills 😮🙈i don't remember any more useful info among those useless facts😸 u didn't miss anything ✨

[@wilberforce95]

all these facts are like....ALMOST interesting, but they're not.

[@alittar8062]

when are we getting "20 minutes of almost interesting information", or "20 minutes of almost finished information", this one the information just stops right before it finishes.

[@vornamenachname2727]

I mean the candy shrinking thing doesn't surprise me but I'm glad I know it now even if it annoys me

[@deadeyedblack2350]

They are pretty interesting, I love learning random shit

[@wombatpandaa9774]

That's a great way of putting it

[@IkeOkerekeNews]

All of this facts are super interesting.

[@emsterhope9166]

I SAW THIS IN MY RECOMMENDED AND I WAS LIKE: USELESS INFORMATION? GIVE ME

[@sandwich3290]

You know, this comment would be funnier if you didn't caps lock the sentence.

[@emsterhope9166]

Klein nice

[@pirilon78]

CAP LOCKS IS ANNOYING DONT USE IT

[@samhysong7600]

Same 😂

[@emsterhope9166]

Diego Martín I WONT STOP >:)

[@kaniikarma]

Ngl this was one if the most informational 15 minutes I've ever had in my life.

[@Mr-Fowler]

And all of it was useless

[@waluigi1711]

Kinda sad

[@sameman6884]

To be fair, it was a solid 15 minutes of information

[@upriz68]

Some of that was super usefull

[@jaredmerrill4537]

Me watching this on my own time: "Cool!"
Me watching the same thing for a school assignment:

[@conspirasister5945]

I’ve never heard the rules of Simon Says explained in such a sophisticated manner.

[@jakepriddy3709]

Imagine him describing Rock Paper Scissors.

[@catsandwich1406]

@@jakepriddy3709 o no

[@heywhadduppookie]

@@jakepriddy3709 or tic tac toe

[@cubedocity]

@@heywhadduppookie Tic Tac Toe is a game where you make a 3x3 grid and strategically place either x’s or o’s. Players must take turns until a player gets 3 in a row or all 9 areas are filled. In that case it would end in a tie. (That’s most likely how it would go)

[@arcriley1153]

Or checkers and chess

[@toastyturtle6061]

Austin: “15 minutes of useless information”
Parents: you misspelled “years”

[@tortis6342]

- goldenJay - another useless fact: I was the 100th person to like this comment

[@toastyturtle6061]

Useless fact: I’m the first one to like your reply

[@tortis6342]

- goldenJay - useless fact: thanks

[@rosen4940]

Fiona Hickey im the 9th like on this last reply boom useless fact

[@tortis6342]

Ros Dragon 2 Acc ok, well I’m the first to like yours

[@just4bigguyswithinternetac657]

*"insert overused school joke"*

[@qExAi5]

*Insert lol true or any other common comment*

[@ZX_STH]

I'm mean the joke's not wrong.

[@bigboyexpress6668]

Wellllll shoooootttt. I was about to make one.

[@illuminaticake4528]

@@bigboyexpress6668 *ba dum tss*

[@LosTressAntonios]

Liar

[@katetanner28]

Austin: "Think of all the productive things you could be doing instead of watching a video like this"
Me: Thinks about my chemistry homework I’ve been avoiding
Austin's whiteboard: "STEREOCHEMISTRY"

[@harrisigaming1850]

“15 minutes of useless information”
Schools: “6 hours take it or leave it”

[@ssuperpro2700]

* About 12 years five days a week

[@moonlit_sky127]

My days last 7 hours 😐

[@afifahnafiandra6892]

mine is abt 9 hours😍🥺

[@Fact_core]

8 h o u r s

[@stubby_cat19yearsago95]

Moonlit_Sky2712 mine too

[@n9nex19]

People making school jokes but I actually recognize some of these facts from school

[@alejandroinc9575]

Eat your cereal

[@mustybaguette7170]

And these facts are useless

[@skibiditoiletbrainrot_]

Soooo you stole my Froot Loops

[@rheo2342]

Eat your cereal.

[@someonez]

Which means you're also learning useless stuff in school... Like all of us

[@diotheunocard5637]

Just extend this to 18 years and you got yourself a school

[@snipersytemsrosyida.8677]

:)

[@snipersytemsrosyida.8677]

yay 69 :)

[@AnoKikim]

true

[@bluepeng8895]

School is 12 years, not 18

[@wannabuysomememes8882]

@@snipersytemsrosyida.8677 guys look he made a funni

[@xtina_129]

I absolutely love how your face looks every time you do a fact. It’s like “I can’t believe this is what you want from me. Are you happy now?” 😂
Answer: YES!!! I love learning “useless” information and I don’t know why 😂

[@teridactyl1250]

Me, taking English, history and chemistry: *you fool. this is very useful to me.*

[@m.guypirate6900]

Ok

[@fantasyuwu8076]

*lifts glasses and smirks*

[@neoruski3138]

ok

[@MexicanCrusader]

K.O.

[@JK-ju1wb]

Lmao this is a legit checkmate

[@ZbricksShow]

AustinMcConnell: “I can tell you 15 minutes of useless information”
Schools in America: *Hold my textbook*

[@hahalol7661]

Zbricks schools everywhere

[@_Nigguel_]

Soham Thapa a few schools are actually pretty

[@nootaboot7042]

Robber: “alright I’m only going to say this once”
Robber: “what does PVC stand for”

[@tunalad]

Bruhhhhhh

[@initiatingspin195]

Serious answer: polyvinyl chloride (I didn’t have to google that)
Satire answer: Plastic vegan chowder

[@healthya7975]

Porn Video Compilation

[@strebicux6174]

@@healthya7975 lol

[@ultrateam-I4I]

Nootaboot Pvc for survival situations lets check it out

[@lorraineliggera4229]

The information about refrigerating your cookie dough is VERY USEFUL and very true. Another factoid to go with that is to carefully brown the butter first before creaming in the sugar. Mix as normal then refrigerate overnight. Try it.

[@kasenpatel]

It’s impressive that he can fit a whole semester of school into 15 mins

[@biscuits2463]

daaaaaaaaaaaamn

[@bfettsurvivalandoutdoors6604]

Proves that school is pointless

[@Al-Ash]

Yes! 15 mins is too much!

[@catsandwich1406]

True

[@qix1703]

LOL

[@Artsyperson680]

Schools: Finally! A worthy opponent
OUR BATTLE WILL BE “EDUCATIONAL!”

[@noa1533]

And useless

[@thiseconomyiscra_y]

💀

[@CurlyFrysss]

Why would people dislike this, they got what they wanted.

[@alphazuluosprey1708]

I guess they got some useful information out of this.

[@love2o9]

They disliked to be hated

[@izumikonata9048]

The L man I see dat Mio pfp

[@William_Nowin]

Dislike bots smh

[@antwanio6947]

I dislike because I got useful info not what I was here for

[@queenandcorgis]

I turn these videos on to sleep because Austin's voice is so soothing

[@superbird4351]

And remember kids...
Mitochondria are the powerhouse of the cell.
Edit: Yes, I know the importance of biology in life. My aunt is a general practitioner and my uncle is a nephrologist (kidney doctor). My grandpa was a veterinarian and later an official in the FDA. The point of the joke was to highlight the fact that the overwhelming majority of schools focus more on a part of a cell than they do on economics, finance, etc. In my years of schooling so far I have spent one unit every year since the 5th grade learning about cells and I have spent maybe 2 or three weeks total learning about economics and how to manage one’s finances.

[@kalebl.4917]

Einstein was only able to do what he did because of this knowledge.

[@gounthers]

I thought it was my foot

[@LP-lj9ig]

This is useless for youtubers and trashmen i guess, because as a biochemist this is extremely important information that we use to create medicine that keep people like you alive and able to write comments like this on youtube.

[@superbird4351]

Lucas Papadimitriou
Wooooooooosh

[@SourGrapesandParmesan]

When I learned about cells, that was the only thing I could remember

[@eendo_]

If this were charades the answer would be the american school system.

[@BeN-bn5yb]

Pretty much

[@clairehenry9222]

Except it’s a solid 15 years of useless information

[@rubadubmedia]

eendo_ 😂😂😂

[@lobsterSFW]

r/rareinsults

[@phoenixadeney732]

Why are you hating on school

[@kingofthecaves1871]

you say "useless" yet i remember literally the first fact was on my chemistry exam
so yeah it's all pretty useless

[@bruhdabones]

navity the one about square space?

[@ill_change_this_later_prob9286]

Ooooooooooooh

[@WarmReversal]

Steriochemistry reminds me of radio probability so it seemed familiar to me on why they name it that.

[@tanujsoni27]

Exams are useless

[@Mbewe_SM]

Same

[@DEEZ_N4T]

"Think of all the productive stuff you can do instead of watching"
me: think about how I am more productive when I listen to useless information while doing productive work

[@Obstile]

useless information:
starts with a mention of a sponsor
yep we got a great start

[@allie7601]

It's called RUclipsrs need money to eat too, Karen -_-

[@Deadchannel547]

@@allie7601 But do we, the viewer, care about the sponser?

[@allie7601]

@@Deadchannel547 No, but it's not _useless_
and it's not really information, either

[@-danR]

It was especially useless since they didn't explain what a sponsor is.

[@bramboozled2845]

Stolen comment

[@ItsaMeGarbo]

if this was 8 hours, we’d have an entire, completely pointless school day.

[@robologo]

school isnt constant information, often just doing nothing or going over stuff everyone already knows

[@ItsaMeGarbo]

Rob or doing stuff no one knew but it’s completely pointless to know anyway

[@justinx.8811]

i cant find the funni pls help

[@justinx.8811]

@Zac Weston-Edwards yeah

[@ItsaMeGarbo]

Zac Weston-Edwards i said “pointless” not “worthless.” they have two different meanings. there’s barely any classes i know of that have a point of going to.

[@bradensorensen966]

In the future: “a solid year of useless information.”

[@mcspankiez3605]

Braden Sorensen you mean school

[@gabyelbebe831]

Senior year of high school

[@entity-hp3xw]

You mean 2016?

[@azophi]

@@gabyelbebe831 gotem senioritis is real

[@toastyturtle6061]

School: a solid 12 years

[@endymallorn]

I have learned many lessons in my life, but none are more valued than this: no knowledge is useless, it’s merely a question whether it’s relevant or not.

[@theglitch2010]

Well said old chap

[@MorbidMindedManiac]

“I’m up for it” is the same as “I’m down for it”
“Can’t you?” is the same as “Can you?”

[@ezren_7140]

And "maybe" is the same as "maybe not".

[@sr.lontra]

@@ezren_7140 maybe

[@petarmitkov1056]

@@sr.lontra maybe not

[@snusslybussly5749]

it is the same

[@demonindenim]

nah they all got a different vibe and should be used correctly depending on the situation

[@nzozxsr]

Austin: *15 min of useless info*
American School System: *a decade of useless info*

[@funnelingspace9268]

I would say do your work but I doubt you'll be anything great

[@firehunters123]

Well said bro . School just teaches a bunch of shit .

[@bro6046]

It’s every school in the world

[@itsgenti8910]

@@bro6046 come in northen Europe
In finland and denmark

[@masonashworth927]

Its Genti he’s not wrong though, schools across the globe teach an excess of info which renders a lot useless

[@just.donutssss]

Things I in fact did find usefull:
1. The Canon AE1 is the most reliable camera.
2. Cocker Spaniëls have the most health conditions
3. Chilling your dough a couple hours before baking enhances flavour and creates a soft center.
4. Pressing and holding the spacebar on the keyboard of an IPhone helps to quickly navigate through a large body of text.
5. A Tornado watch can last for up to 6 hours and mean tornadic storms are possible in the area and advises to make shelter preparations. A Tornado warning states that a tornado has been seen/detected in an area and you should take shelter immediatly. These take up to 1h.

[@davoodoh3137]

I knew about 4 but I saw it from someone else tho

[@mustangthekitten7765]

Thanks 4 4

[@Smalllbuddy]

For me it was the purple bear because I had that purple bear. The second I saw that I went looking for it, only to find that it was destroyed by my dogs no joke im so fucking pissed. My mom gave it to me also. It eyes are torn out and part of its head is ruined.

[@redfailhawk]

Except cockers are ranked third, Dalmatians are ranked first. With Hyperuricosuria rates of over 90% and deafness (single ear) around 28% (double around 11%), Dalmatians are the sickest breed. Second place? The Cavalier King Charles Spaniel, which boasts rates of Syringomyelia around 70-84%. Awareness has caused a drop in recent years. Syringomyelia is a polygenic disorder and Hyperuricosuria is a simple recessive. Labs and Goldens, Great Danes, and Dobermans are also in the top ten. Labs and Golden Retrievers have hip/knee issues. Danes are prone to hip issues as well, and some heart conditions. Dobermans are frequent fliers in the simple dominant disease club for Congenital Heart Disease.
Your healthiest breeds? Komondors! Most Komondors not only do not carry genetic diseases, but rarely express them as well. Both corgi varieties are extremely healthy too, and Standard Poodles are decently healthy. (Poodles are prone to bloat, but this isn’t genetic itself; it’s a side effect of the deep chest desired in water-working breeds.)
Source: I am a canine geneticist.

[@Entlty007]

Same plus the clock cuz it’s cool

[@Cora-b9p]

Austin: this information is completely useless
Also Austin: tells us how to make the perfect chocolate chip cookie

[@ThoseMemes.]

15 minutes of useless information:
Schools: *_pathetic_*

[@justacoolguy5296]

schools: are u challenging me??

[@razvanmicu4406]

Schools : > 6 hours of useless information
Seems legit.

[@sploog]

You fools will never match algebra

[@Pizzahutbaby]

@@sploog your a fool it's all about advanced calculus

[@R4y]

This video is like history class

[@Cannon_Shots]

These aren’t completely useless. There has to be a time when some of these need to be needed. They’re more pointless than useless

[@Something_Disgusting]

Castle Crashers? Nice matey...

[@sevil110]

The one about cookies is definitely not useless

[@thewildturtwig103]

The one about tornadoes is definitely useful

[@angelo5274]

i mean to be fair, they’re needed for this video to exist

[@cerealos3773]

Thanks for playing along

[@pragatifr]

This was useful
It taught me school is a waste of time

[@coiledbug2394]

amelie rants this is the only, information my brain can remember without having a seizure XDv

[@boochie-yj7un]

Where did you learn to write?

[@psychlyeslg]

@@coiledbug2394 Are you really gonna wooosh someone with a valid username?

[@coiledbug2394]

ボン oh wow I didn’t read the username

[@stickyjoe5406]

@@hello.500yearsago8 You're wooooshing yourself

[@Kilo-sz4ch]

My headphones are broken and when I bump them a certain way they pause videos and it paused it after he said “alright let’s get to it” so I’m just sitting here having a staring contest with him for like 5 minutes before realizing what happened. I’m just here like “ah so it’s gonna be a 15 minute staring contest”

[@gray.wesley]

This is just a shortened version of every highschooler's school day.

[@scorpiowarrior7841]

Can confirm

[@mr.sunmeadow]

Yup

[@lilyoungyoungster4371]

y e s

[@pondererofpointlessdreams5029]

yep

[@i.pezzotti853]

Except these are fun facts compared to what they teach you in high school

[@PanjaRoseGold]

“Which apparently causes cancer and reproductive harm when used in California”

[@Deadchannel547]

*logic has left the chat*

[@alexverdana2435]

i see those signs everywhere in California

[@ddodd69]

*sigh*
California government
🤦
(read my name btw)

[@alexverdana2435]

@@ddodd69 how is that a challenge ur literally doing nothing 😂

[@ashklootwyk]

1k subscribers without any videos? CHALLENGE nobody wants to sub to you man

[@grometheus4556]

Mysteries of the universe:
1. Why was this on my recommended?
2. Why did I click on this?

[@jjd3hner544]

RandomPotato Top ten questions science still can't answer

[@foonigy]

Why is this sponsored by squarespace and why is it useless information

[@crispybread]

I feel you.

[@someonesnobody2222]

Hey...the same thing happened to me.

[@accountname6841]

Foonigy yes

[@knobgoblin9237]

Tornado watch: we have everything to make sloppy joes
Tornado warning:WERE HAVING TACOS RIGHT NOW, LOOK HERE COMES A TACO
now you know

[@MB-rj8hi]

15 minutes of useless facts is just an average conversation with me.

[@powa6243]

Me too, me too

[@babafleenie]

Me too, me too

[@crapcantbeholy1389]

Me too, me too

[@aqeelshauqi8368]

At least your conversation goes on for 15 minutes, mine doesn't even start ( sry for breaking ur chain )

[@chanterelles3319]

Me too, me too

[@userdeleted8825]

“A solid 15 minutes of useless information”
*proceeds to give me incredibly useful information on how to get better tasting cookies*
I’ve been lied to.

[@marielana1898]

"15 minutes of useless info"
Schools: am I a joke to you

[@martianbatto]

13 years of useless information

[@queras1980]

Catwarrior0211 for 6 hours a day 5 days a week

[@prav2568]

@Opecuted wait I thought 1+1 was 0? .😓😓

[@Blaze135]

@@prav2568 oh no I thought 1+1 was 11 DAMN

[@ryanstarlight8018]

At least schools teach you how to learn new stuff and critical thinking

[@EllZeroOne]

literally every Austin McConnell video: "this video is sponsored by square space"

[@valkorus5722]

School: Only 15? Those are rookie numbers.

[@bryce2432]

Facts

[@edwardlinbeck8923]

Rocco Sullivan *15 years

[@rudy3396]

Copied

[@danie8944]

School: you dare oppose me mortal

[@samhudson8836]

20 years of useless information

[@camdenernst6133]

School: watches this
Also school: Write that down! Write that down!

[@sim_-no6nd]

This Supreme Earth S I L E N C E

[@camdenernst6133]

This Supreme Earth ?

[@panicwolf8586]

They do this stuff, but drag the information out longer than they are, letting them use the information multiple times.

[@bigyabayamin3708]

Stolen

[@realjooj1296]

hahahahahàha ur so funni u made me laugh 9 laughs

[@goofytycooner5519]

Bruh everyone is making memes about this being like school, but the history parts are absolutely like as school mini lessons

[@rezkin_kdt7034]

Not only the history lessons, I learned the word "Stereochemistry" in chemistry.

[@GodzillaInSpace]

"In second place of most useless information over a long period of time, AustinMcConnell with 15 minutes."
"In first place, school, with roughly 16 years of useless information."

[@br1ann88]

Funny how humans understand that this is useless, which makes us want to click it more

[@olivercarrara]

Why "Funny how humans"? Are you a Alien?

[@kidnextdxxr]

Oliver Simão 🤣

[@ANZARIZ_43]

@@olivercarrara I was saying the same thinhs

[@birdmanspeed]

Going to school does that to you

[@bweeeeniee1131]

Like how we know school is crap but still goes anyway

[@tadakatsu9642]

Bonus:
Did you know that every 60 seconds in Africa, a minute passes

[@madeinheaven2756]

Only together can we stop this absolutely terrible thing

[@Chronic66]

Woah

[@renatatostada3318]

*wide grin* HEH HEH HEH HEH

[@u.s.a3940]

Your parents were married the same day
Together we can STOP THIS

[@malikhaidar]

I was born at a very young age, so i didn't know...

[@Inflake]

“This video is sponsored by Squarespace,”
Wow! He really started this useless information straight away!

[@haroldedwardstyles4392]

COPYCAT

[@croco_duck]

@@haroldedwardstyles4392 c o p y c a t

[@PinkishToon]

@@croco_duck copyright

[@quit5349]

Copied comment. Look at the comment right below you 😂

[@snowleopard9463]

*haha copyright strike go brrrrrRRRRRR*

[@785joker]

thank you for helping me sleep to useless info better than social media useless info

[@deanbender1136]

Me when I start telling a story that no one is listening to:

[@averagehans9190]

And remember: licking doorknobs is illegal on other planets!

[@fallonfireblade4404]

One Krabs' Trash 😏

[@13mudit]

But thats just a theory... a game theory

[@Milan-db3uy]

And you know you can't breath on moon without space suit or underwater without being aquaman

[@lmhmomma]

I thought you said useless

[@akunakun123]

"15 minutes of useless information"
Education system: "15 Years of useless information"

[@boiwhatthehellboi6321]

fax

[@rynzoku8662]

Roshan Kattil i mean they're not wrong because you could work at some spain or a country that has spanish people and have big muscles from your pe class so school still kinda helps?

[@Potatobananaproductions05]

Roshan Kattil Thou shallst not insult PE. Fake Injuries in PE gave me a reasonable excuse to skip school

[@originalyoutubenamethatsag6321]

facs

[@spaceboy5412]

Well the problem isn't that you learn useless information, but rather the education system doesn't inspire the students to learn/ to remember what they learn. There are a lot of problems with American schools, but they are solvable and important.

[@muntenated]

7:38 Actually Plastic pipes used for plumbing are UPVC (Unplasticised Polyvynilchloride) that is amorphous polymer which tends to soften and become more plastic over a wide range of temperatures (Typically pliable / workable from around 120 degrees C) meaning the temps any chemical agent combined with the cooling effect of the water in the pipe is unlikely to cause any failure in the pipe.

[@Th3DankestMemer]

Useless information: **exists**
Trivia games: I'm bouta -ruin this man's- give this man a career

[@0Iive]

I’m offended that when saying door knobs, a picture of a door _handle_ is shown 😔 (3:50)

[@lifelikeaglitch7343]

Profile pic tho

[@zenz7594]

what is your profile picture

[@kalenakelner2775]

Yeah what is it

[@KayJblue]

@@kalenakelner2775 my mind said it was someone’s crack but then I realized it was a feather on a wall, I think

[@theasdr]

The profile Pic looking kinda sus..

[@sonicboom9708]

Just like school but shorter and there's no homework.

[@Badinjava]

Honestly, school is a joke.

[@GoinGreninja]

@@Badinjava agreed

[@System3200]

@@GoinGreninja agreed on your agreement

[@Sereze001]

@@System3200 agreed on your agreed on his agreed

[@erm_5557]

And no guns

[@JahangirAlam-fq4wo]

to be honest this video is entertaining and addictive and full of General knowledge. want more of this.

[@Harbingerz]

Fun fact: Back when dinosaurs existed, there used to be volcanoes that were erupting on the moon.

[@silasglam2452]

Ehm... No

[@GrayCatbird1]

Does that mean it would’ve been possible to see lights on the surface of the moon?

[@georges.7386]

Ok but that’s actually fairly interesting tho

[@silasglam2452]

@@Wert-eo7sz its a theory not fact.
People tend not to now the difference. Its like giving an answer for what dark matter is. There is only theory no satisfying mathmatical answer

[@aerobyrdable]

@@silasglam2452 From wiki:
"A scientific theory is an explanation of an aspect of the natural world that can be repeatedly tested and verified in accordance with the scientific method."
Relativity, natural selection, heliocentrism are all "only theories", despite being *hugely* researched and repeatedly confirmed. To say something is a theory doesn't mean there isn't mountains of evidence supporting it.

[@BenjaminAster]

"This video is sponsored by Squarespace"
Yeah that's pretty useless information

[@kennylin8873]

69 like NICE

[@ichmagpommes7949]

Hallo Benjamin ich liebe dich ❤️❤️❤️❤️

[@redfox129]

@@ichmagpommes7949 Hallo

[@Jaymac720]

Imagine how much faster the internet would be if spam emails didn’t happen

[@redoverdrivetheunstoppable4637]

well, i'm just pissed of the amount, anyways one reply every 12 millions sent seem unrealistic... but what actually hits my nerves is scam calls, they must be rendered illegal

[@lazerpie101]

@@redoverdrivetheunstoppable4637 but how am I supposed to get 8 calls a day about my car's extended warrenty if they're illegal?

[@redoverdrivetheunstoppable4637]

@@lazerpie101 never tought about that... NOW I SEE THE LIGHT!!! THANKS ALLAH!!!

[@jmackpa30]

@@lazerpie101 they’re from India and they’re sent in mass from so many different scamming companies

[@SeenAGreatLight]

Let's have a round of applause for the guys who swap out our 10,000 taste buds in the dead of night every couple weeks.

[@razerbladegaming8983]

I like how it goes: dumb, factual, dumb factual

[@QuartzQuill]

Did you know you can get through texts and type bett- This soap is not for use in toilets

[@ethankintu1778]

Teacher: this content will be important for your whole life.
Also the teacher:

[@krishnagite8699]

Atleast this is interesting, but school...

[@Nice-cy2dz]

The fact we all clicked on this video is crazy

[@chuuyaswineglass2930]

We didn't search for this it found us

[@flagman5045]

@@chuuyaswineglass2930 nope I came hear from a meme

[@skepticalduck4618]

Chuuya's Wine Glass Nope found this on Instagram and came here

[@3bigbignig-abandoned]

_We_ are crazy

[@zuxols1281]

@@chuuyaswineglass2930 instagram meme from @chillhenessy

[@timothymallon]

5:40 another interesting fact about the Shure SM58. It's counterpart, the Shure SM57 are pretty much the same microphone except for the grille. The SM58 is considered a vocal mic, whereas the SM57's grille was designed to be a recording mic for instruments and speaker cabinet placement.

[@wishub]

I feel like this video is going to be in everyone's recommended in a few years.

[@averagefluteplayer]

It sure was for me, not that I mind, I chose to listen to this stuff for 15 minutes lol

[@evelinab2966]

Me too I think theyre trying to push it a bit earlier for now 😂

[@tabboty]

probably

[@thescrunkIy]

YeP

[@caiodemedina4801]

It already is

[@pyxidus_]

I feel like he just went to randomly generated wikipedia articles to make this

[@germanfan6481]

Noice

[@joewaten1243]

@@germanfan6481 Noice

[@germanfan6481]

@@joewaten1243 nvm

[@joewaten1243]

@@germanfan6481 ????

[@rynzoku8662]

Soveit Wizardo lol wut?

[@doggo_gone5171]

RUclips recommendation:completely useless information
1 million people: show me

[@brandonbarrera5637]

Ayeeeeeee pfp

[@kaexewires7531]

@@brandonbarrera5637 perfect pfps.

[@pg-jw5tp]

I shall take it upon myself to make three likes 101

[@brandonbarrera5637]

awwww not no more

[@kaexewires7531]

@@brandonbarrera5637 :(

[@odog6009]

Austin: A Solid 15 Minutes of Useless Information!
Schools: hold my history class

[@kingofthecaves1871]

my mans just pressed "random article" on wikipedia about 30 times

[@somethingwithbungalows]

Oh so I’m not the only one who did that?!

[@Milan-db3uy]

Its a common thing just like everyone watching same video in bed at 2 or 3 am or everyone imagine performing some great music in front of their class when they listen to it it on youtube or saving your class from evil ninjas or terrorist........ I think my commemt got too messy lol

[@philphil3507]

PartTimeNoob what

[@somethingwithbungalows]

PartTimeNoob don’t worry. I kinda understood you, lol.

[@_x7ev]

Me: Mom you want a fun fact.
My Mom: What?
Me: This video.

[@zass8834]

Darf der kevin spielen kommen?

[@cloroxbleach8808]

Zäss a man of culture

[@kaboomgaming4255]

No one:
Literally no one:
AustinMcConnell: A solid 15 minutes of useless information
Also AustinMcConnell: it is very IMPORTANT not to get these two words confused
A lot of this information is useful

[@Liggliluff]

Yes, a few entries are useful, like moving the cursor on iPhone, and making better cookies.

[@Kegues]

One bad bitch and she do what I say so (Yeah)
Two big 40's and a big ass Draco (Boom, boom)
Three more millions when you ask how my day go (Yeah)
Poured up a four, now that's blueberry Faygo (Lean)
One false move and we straight to shootin' shit
Two small bands just to take you out real quick (Bands)
Three more hoes, pull up, I'm fucking shit (Yeah)
That's how it go, big bands, I'm thumbin' shit
Ayy, one bad bitch and she do what I say so (Yeah)
Two big 40's and a big ass Draco (Boom, boom)
Three more millions when you ask how my day go (Yeah)
Poured up a four, now that's blueberry Faygo (Lean)
One false move and we straight to shootin' shit
Two small bands just to take you out real quick (Bands)
Three more hoes, pull up, I'm fucking shit (Yeah)
That's how it go, big bands, I'm thumbin' shit
[Verse 1]
I'm with my niggas, yeah, we some rockstars
And I'm with my nigga, yeah, KK Wokhardt (KK Wokhardt)
This not my dick, lil' bitch, my Glock hard (Lil' bitch)
Straight to the cash (Cash), I

[@flamethefurry3516]

Yeah, like the cookie fact

[@zugz8632]

Honestly you blew my mind with the "space bar is a phone curser" fact. You get a like. Even works on my galaxy.

[@kiwikiwi2483]

Now just imagine 8 hours of it. You got yourself a public school day

[@NatCatKitty]

Kiwi Kiwi I was just gonna make that joke 😆 like I have 12 years of useless information

[@stdamonsbeard]

And I bet if you cut out all the fat; lunch, inbetween class time, work time and bathroom breaks, etc. You would have like 4 hours.

[@stdamonsbeard]

And I bet if you cut out all the fat; lunch, inbetween class time, work time and bathroom breaks, etc. You would have like 4 hours.

[@serhat6181]

This will be top comment. I can see it

[@golem-8826]

exactly...

[@LeoAbukar]

Two useless facts are
-Virginias western most point is more west than West Virginia western most point.
-South Carolinas northern most point is more north that North Carolina southern most point.

[@lain2325]

Surely I’m not the only one who thought that said vagina

[@paulaflanagan4871]

The Republic of Ireland’s Northern most point is more north that Northern Ireland’s Northern most point

[@rioriorio17]

Nice profile pic lol

[@LeoAbukar]

@@rioriorio17 thanks

[@ToadVIP]

Plot Twist: This video holds all of the info we will need during the apocalypse to solve the trivia the aliens will give us in order to win our freedom.

[@therealtophattom9530]

plot twist plot twist: the aliens are from roblox and freedom costs 80 robux.

[@liberpolo5540]

HA!

[@Ascertivon]

That sounds like the plot to a _Rick and Morty_ episode. Come to think of it, a similar concept was done for the music game show episode!

[@sameurlynda4274]

@@therealtophattom9530 alright guess I'll die

[@imnotbroken118]

*Clicks on video labeled A Solid 15 Minutes of Useless Information*
Video begins... "This video is brought to you by Squarespace."
Me: I see we're off to a great start.

[@LittleWhole]

Simon Says is actually really complicated when you describe it that way

[@victorsanchez2112]

@@RandomGuyJCI Watch the video

[@elleeve3333]

Random Guy JCI 3:55

[@fahim2638]

"A solid 15 minutes of useless information"
Schools: Are you challenging me?

[@dannymorales5549]

He gave us necesery information, he said that Detroit is one of the most dangerous cities. Aka he gave us information to were to never visit.

[@hotsauceman976]

Emile Parent can't have shit in detroit

[@thecaptainnoodles]

b-but DETROIIIITTT SMAAASHHH!

[@dannymorales5549]

Polifeet I watch anime but even I have to say... No, just no

[@Cal-rb3od]

@@thecaptainnoodles Im a weeb but stop

[@anormalfangirl7408]

@@thecaptainnoodles normies
Jk
Normies

[@CKdunno]

The Cookies one is probably the most useful fact among these bc you can use it for a business

[@Quetzal_]

Schools: *that’s cute*

[@indeedisbigquestionable7222]

Lol yeah

[@MalikAli-tf9cg]

Veronika Johns for about 20 years

[@wfi420]

I’ll see you in 5 years when this is back in my recommend

[@Lightwaslost]

Yup see ya

[@popsjr]

@NatNatcho I'm from the future, Willy is actually a dictator of a small country in five years. Year six is when the revolution comes...

[@PinguNSE]

That is the amount of time schools take to teach you everything in this video

[@untypical-otrashchannelasi2781]

Bet 1 k lamao

[@marcusgorfer386]

What a useless video

[@dabmwlawnmower8089]

These seem like their gonna be fun facts, but they’re just not

[@jimbabwe9377]

Theyre just facts

[@stanbabyphotostheslither-p8815]

There not fun

[@reidleblanc3140]

This thread managed to spell "they're" every possible wrong way

[@josephfawkes4741]

" useless "

[@grillygrilly]

Reid LeBlanc "der."