So interestingly, that moment where Cyanide is eating chips off the floor is the one Bavon was referencing in that PUBG bullshittery. When Cyanide responded with "let's not ask questions nobody wants the answer to". The dates line up.. So the answer to that question was yes.
I love how Cyanide has no middle ground with engagement in game. He's either total zero ducks given brainlet, or the sweatiest tryhard this side of SL1 lemon controller no damage no death NG+9 Dark Souls 2 player.
Yeah Womble has made subtitles into a form of art. This one dude did a breakdown on how he does it, I'll leave the link here: ruclips.net/video/0ZjEYTBJO7g/видео.html
Womble actually animated this sequence in Adobe After Effects by filming his hands over a greenscreen wearing gloves with some tacks attached for further tracking
@@xerneis743 well tbf womble probably isn't attracted to men, so from his perspective its weird. I suspect women listening to nep's "stretching" would call it weird.
Even better than the one where Soviet asked "what's the most insignificant thing I could possibly buy for less than $20" and cyanide said "your dignity"?
I thought the same thing, I saw this ans was like 'arent the seasons double digit by now?' On a related note, my alarm goes off at 4 am, I really should be sleeping lol
@Randumb to be fair reading the comments before watching the video is your own fault. its literally true for every single video on youtube: "someone in the comment section will ruin it for you"
@Randumb Love replying to ignorant people? So I'm ignorant because I quoted a line I liked from the video? You straight up read the comments while watching the video, and proceed to complain to *me* about it. Sounds like you're the one being ignorant. Keep your eyes on the videos. Read the comments later. Edit: Refreshed the reply chain and saw, your latest reply. Glad to see we're on the same page.
@G TO G TRIPPY Most other Streamers, Patreon, PodCasters, etc, earn money from other platforms but still censor content for their YT cash. It's why I love Womble, he's content with what he has.
I love how each different video series has a distinct feel to it. You have the ARMA series which is basically its own cinematic universe at this point and than you have this which is just an endless barrage of jokes taken out of context
“Blocked nose for two weeks now.” “Do you need me to rub anything for you?” “Hands off, creepy old man.” “I’m not planning on touching a creepy old man.”
I was thinking the same thing...also they did that is counter strike a few times..were they all were saying "mine" but did not do the finding Nemo clip
I think he recorded his hands talking, motion tracked them to the words "fucka you" and then removed the hands. What a weirdly original idea, and hilarious to watch.
Plot twist: Cyanide quit sweets and chips years ago but he's too ashamed to admit it because it would mean he admits he was wrong eating them in first place and because being that Indian junk food addict is what he's best known for so he keeps doing stuff like dropping something on floor and then laying on it and making weird noises only to keep everyone thinking he still does Pringles.
This is still one of if not the best bullshitteries just because of how quickly edited it is. There's so many funny moment in every single minute of this video, it's great.
soviet said in a stream that this has been somthing hes wanted to do but when he puts it up for the vote on his patreon things like arma and cs go tend to get more votes. thess last few weeks he decided not to do a vote at all and just make this one
“Remember the Gestapo? You’re not bringing back the Gestapo” two Nazi war criminals talking about their secret police service in Argentina 1947 colourised
Nep is really channeling her inner Fernando Torres. Also, I really enjoyed cyanide referring himself to world famous goalkeepers, then attackers, then back to goalkeepers.
We need to make a new space probe that carries these sounds. I mean think about it, once aliens hear these sounds, they'll think we're clearly superior and will give us their entire interplanetary empire.
Life update: I unintentionally started saying Ree since the video and it's now actually been my default response to when I'm too tired to get angry about something for the past three years I-
The "fucka you" was the rotoscoping work that he mentioned on the stream. Puppets with capture points, which he then attached the text to in after effects...next level animation/editing indeed. I take my hat off to you...well done Comrade Womble.
This episode is so wonderfully high frequency hilarity, I can't even imagine how much footage this was and how much it was distilled into this brilliance
“Cyanide Van de Sar” “Gianluigi Cyanide” “Cristiano Cyanide” “Cyanide Messi” “Cyanide Neuer” “Diego Maradona” “Iker Cyanide” “Lionel Cyanide” “Louis Van Cyanide” “Christiano Cyanido” Ladies and Gentlemen, it appears we finally have the Cyanide Dream Team
Every time I see the Nep scene where she misses the goal, I smile, I also think that Nep knew Soviet was going to see that when he re-watched the stream and that he would put it in the VOD. Still thanks for the awesome scene Nep! Lovely work Soviet.
I choose zf clan, I think I can handle it. *Five seconds later* welp.... No turning back now as I've already sold my soul, made a few lewd jokes aaaand .... Have joined for a weird session of noise making...
So interestingly, that moment where Cyanide is eating chips off the floor is the one Bavon was referencing in that PUBG bullshittery. When Cyanide responded with "let's not ask questions nobody wants the answer to". The dates line up.. So the answer to that question was yes.
And so the story is complete.
Hi Womble! Great job as always!!
Hi Womble! What rank is Cyanide in Rocket League?
Nice work Womble. Now you can peacefully enjoy fishing.
@@MrRolnicek he cant wank none of us can it is NNN(No Nut November) so we are forbidden to wank this also includes girls
Recently whenever someone mentions 'Cyanide', I have to ask them if they mean the extremely toxic thing or the chemical
Or the chemical
Same thing
At the end of the day if you have too much of either you’ll wind up dead, or wishing you were
Lmfao holy shit
Wait there's a difference
“I find myself quite perturbed by this. Ree.” That’s the most hilarious use of the term “Ree” I’ve seen.
You should find the clip of Soviet being ree'd at in Rust, it is hilarious!
Takes me back to "Aw fuck I can't believe you've done this"
Can't be the only one who thought "wryy"
1:45
Just leave it here because I actually came back only to hear this
As someone on the spectrum I use this line on a regular basis now.
I love how Cyanide has no middle ground with engagement in game. He's either total zero ducks given brainlet, or the sweatiest tryhard this side of SL1 lemon controller no damage no death NG+9 Dark Souls 2 player.
That is so oddly specific.
@@otterlinormal9328 I am not affiliated with lemon controller Dark Souls playthroughs
Are you sure about that?
THAT plus no bonfire
@@JeanMarceaux
Lemon controllers, are you implying that they could eat the controllers when they get angry?
Oh my god, the hand motion tracking for "Fucka you" was phenomenal and absolutely worth it. Supercut humor was great as well!
It was like those sock puppets. Didn't realize until my second time watching
@@Elcar0 he use sock puppets, he showed is on on of the updates
Yeah, even tho I was rather sceptical after seeing it without sound, it turned out great.
Why does ur comment say 1 day ago
@@zZesterr It's from one day ago.
when he said "ree"
I felt that in a level I have never felt before.
That, my friend, is called "being horny".
WRYYYYYYY is the correct method of spelling it
It's at 1:45 for anyone wondering
@@MrDecade124 now I'm afraid what this implies
Sounded like how George Takei would say it
For those who felt left out when Nep had her Nepgasm . Soviet presents to you:
Darius
they both kinda work for me tbh
@@ZombieRonSwanson then buddy. You get the best of both
I mean bi me gets the best of both worlds
Yea back in the CS:GO bullshittery when nep was 'stretching'. My sister tought I was watching porn lol
Can someobe edit those vids together
Alternate title: “Noises with the ZF Clan”
Noise night with the boys (and nep&gladpus)
I would KILL at noise night lmao
@@approximatelyme3260I'd kill noise
Seriously I'm like a fucking mouse, my noiselessness would be louder then ZF
"Your country produced samurais, and then they produced YOU"
ZF never ceases to amaze me with random rare insults
Seizes? They’re have seizures?
You meant “ceases”, right?
@Guilherme Santos Woah, someone has anger issues ;)
@Guilherme Santos joe
@@ericsilver9401 what's ligma?
@@maggiethechattyhound9580 Did you just say "They are have seizures?" ?
"Your country produced samurais and then they produced you."
This is the best insult i have ever heard, and will use it in a comp match.
I laughed so much at that bit, I thought I jesus for second. 😂🤣
3:24 in case you didnt see, Nep missed a wide open goal right at this moment
He explains it in the next fuckin scene....
@@dorkmax7073 WOOOOOSH
Coda Mission imagine being that much of a fuckin numbskull to completely miss the joke, that a five year old could get
I didn't see this at all. Completely missed it. Thank you :D
@@dorkmax7073 no shit
"Are you eating chips off the floor" asked Sovietwomble.
"No," said Cyanide, eating chips off the floor.
"Yes" (subtitles)
Golden
"Your country produced Samurais and then they produced you"
Best line I've ever heard so far, 10/10
“ Your country produced samurais and then they produced you! “
I’m stealing that
me to
Yare yare
*JOTARO*
well u could give him a sword and i would not see any difference
Yoink!
4:12 Remember when we all sat down and appreciated how precise Womble's subtitles are? Now this? The madlad has ascended.
yes that is so nicely done
Next thing you know they're beginning to have a mind of their own and rebel against Womble
lol
@@spartanwar1185 I am psyched for that day XDD
This is why the videos take months to make
@@lilvampire7439 the massive over-editor
"I either hear Nep or angels" is such a good line. Imma use that on my next failed attempt to get a girlfriend.
good luck
I don't understand how one wishes good luck at failing but goodluck?
@@justaguyonline3142 True Bros wish you best of luck no matter what, unless it's something illegal, then we join in.
remember to change the name from Nep or youll just confuse your victim
@@eKko0 Wow you dont say.
"Yes!"
"Nein!"
-Hitler's condensed reaction to WW2 as it progressed. Vocalised.
@gototopcomment
Zeis is showing his inner Hitler.
Dont forget the Gestapo!
@@nicholasevans1139 "We're not bringing back the Gestapo!"
So true
"Your country produced samurais and then they produced youuuu"
Epic!
r/rareinsults it is
Never nuke a country twice.
@@gabrielduarte5194 the burn
No racist bell?
@@goose4919 Ho Chi Minh told me to do it.
The “fucka you” part amazed me, he animated all of that...
@@xzraiderzx308 really?
Yeah Womble has made subtitles into a form of art. This one dude did a breakdown on how he does it, I'll leave the link here: ruclips.net/video/0ZjEYTBJO7g/видео.html
So. Much. Work.
Womble actually animated this sequence in Adobe After Effects by filming his hands over a greenscreen wearing gloves with some tacks attached for further tracking
@@kasyanchik your kidding
"Where did you go, Chubb?"
"To cancel an Indian."
"Oh, you got takeaway?"
"No, he's a hitman."
"Ahh"
@@theonionsystem7779 why that picture......
@@Lundiiis why not?
@@Jocke-04 gissa
FBI OPEN UP
Someone mix Darius's weird noises and Neps sex noises to make an uncomfortable mixtape
uncomfortable? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Comfortable, cause they’re stretching :)
you have the perfect number of likes
@@craigwilde4684 83?????
@Juan Cortez Muro what are you on about
Soviet listened to Darius moans again and again when he edit this, he even handpicked his favourite ones.
And after that he "handpicked" himself
How much are you willing to bet he put nep's "stretching sounds" with Darius's "sounds"
@@OfficialYondoth Must be a special reward.
The new Nep stretching noises.
Handpicked? So you mean there’s even more?!
0:53
Cyanide: "Are you a golden retriever?"
Personally, I think it's closer to the Seagulls on Finding Nemo.
"Mine...Mine, Miiine...Mine, Mine"
Abd het is from Brighton. so it's very apt
Lol, I was thinking the same damned thing! "Mine?Mine!?MINEMINEMINEMINE!"
Or DBZA Vegeta.
7:59 the amount of fear in that “I’m sorry” is impressive
Yup
NNN: *exists*
Nep: *"stretching"*
Darius: *"stretching"*
*Profusely sweating*
4:29
When Nep does it, it's sexy.
When Darius does it, it's "freakin' weird"? EXCUSE ME? WHAT IS THIS SEXISM!?
@@xerneis743 well tbf womble probably isn't attracted to men, so from his perspective its weird. I suspect women listening to nep's "stretching" would call it weird.
@@MrFlarespeed womble is VERY attracted to men.
“Your country produced Samurais and then they produced you”
I'm crying so loud :,DDDDD
Wait is he from japan?
@@ZeAnderson-en4qu yes, Rotary is japanese live on US if i'm not mistaken
@@Nematoda4ever does he know any Japanese?
Omg ZF has Japanese?!
Im so glad as same Japanese
“It won’t go in no matter how much I wiggle it”
Said no one ever before SovietWomble
You haven't met my girlfriend then.
That's ok, neither have I
@Crafty Gaming quite a rare specimen.
TJPrime Don’t worry, I haven’t met mine either
@@scouseleemini1 same :/
@@TJPrime99 thats almost a kamikaze i think just you kind of blew up a building instead
"Gladpus I kissed you twice"
"I noticed"
Is a very funny and underrated line
"Your country produced Samurais, and then they produced you"
This is by far the most brilliant roast I've ever seen among all the bullshittery videos
i cant stop laughing at that
Even better than the one where Soviet asked "what's the most insignificant thing I could possibly buy for less than $20" and cyanide said "your dignity"?
@@Jayberisk3793 No, Dignity Roast is forever in the first place. But this one is easily in top 3.
I literally replay that things and still make me laugh man
“rocket season 2 begins”
I think we’re in season 11/12 now so holy shit you held on to this footage for a while Womble
I thought the same thing, I saw this ans was like 'arent the seasons double digit by now?'
On a related note, my alarm goes off at 4 am, I really should be sleeping lol
4 years of footage in one video, damn that so like Womble
The short clip of his chat reacting to neb is from yesterday too, he made a short stream to record chat because he didn't capture it when it happened.
It has Rocket Pass, so, in worst case scenario, this thing has one year
EDIT: Season 2... Holy shit Womble.
Soviet: *uploads after god knows how many months*
Me: *screaming stops*
Aaaand after 8 minutes back to the screaming, eh?
@@GladiatorChicken more like after 32 minutes
The real mystery is where has this footage been all this time? This was shot during season 2, 🤔
@@Kennobi15 What? Rocket League is on season 12 lol, season 2 started in Feb 2016
@@HBFBajaRacer my apologies I accidentally said 4 thinking of that darn pass.
That last "NO" Cyanide does before you can hear him dive to the floor to eat chips kills me
"come on" "go in" "come on" "perfectly centered" "Oh Yes
Professor Anticlimactic he knew. He definitely knew.
She is definitely...into the game....yeah that 4:29
*Lenny faces flood room*
Nep and Darius could make an album together:
Totally Not Sexy Noises.
easier name: Zero Fucks
Just stretching ;)
Nice one !! I do a lot of tournaments live on twitch ! I host them and upload them here ! Soon prizes will be added ;)
Dias75 you're really bad a self promo you didn't even say what your twitch name is
Also stop self promoting
@@simplychuck2337 got your attention ? 1 - 0 for me ;) (Also eat a Snickers or go out for a little walk)
"Let's play strip rocket league"
"But what if you're already naked"
LMFAO
You still have skin and muscle on you
@@GTAmaniac1 i wish i could unsee your comment
I game naked. Fight me.
4:44 Hidden Edberg saying "TWAT" in the chat
Thank you for pointing this out
Valuable information, Thank you 😂
Thermon here with the freakin' Terminator eyes holy crap
Dammit edberg
Me: bored need something to watch
*Soviet uploaded 13 minutes ago*
me: *IMPOSSIBLE*
i must ask good sir, how many hours is normal on unturned because i need help with my addiction to the game.
SAME
THAT AGAINST THE LAWS OF NATURE
"Are you eating them off the floor?"
" -No- yes"
@Randumb What do you mean, he ruined it for you ?
@Randumb to be fair reading the comments before watching the video is your own fault. its literally true for every single video on youtube: "someone in the comment section will ruin it for you"
@Randumb Just like Jp4wt said, reading comments before watching the video wasn't a smart choice
@Randumb Love replying to ignorant people? So I'm ignorant because I quoted a line I liked from the video? You straight up read the comments while watching the video, and proceed to complain to *me* about it. Sounds like you're the one being ignorant.
Keep your eyes on the videos. Read the comments later.
Edit: Refreshed the reply chain and saw, your latest reply. Glad to see we're on the same page.
@Randumb Better luck next time, just have to wait for the next Womble video Haha
In the seas of youtubers afraid of getting demonetized and censoring themselves there is always the raw gem of Soviet's content
Getting 8 grand a month from patreon helps as he doesn't need the youtube money
@G TO G TRIPPY
Most other Streamers, Patreon, PodCasters, etc, earn money from other platforms but still censor content for their YT cash.
It's why I love Womble, he's content with what he has.
“He is a fucking golden retriever I swear to god”
My brain a second later: “SOVIET RETRIEVER”
RED RETRIEVER
*USSR anthem*
That was a concentrated dose of ZF right there, holy shit. I feel like I just did a line of cocaine.
Tomie Maybe you did
Legit feel fucking high after watching that, holy shit. Laughing so hard I've gone light-headed.
I KNOW RIGHT
This is like the entire ZF series compressed into almost 9mins
soviet:"Are you eating it off the floor"
cyanide voice:"No"
subtitles:"Yes"
truly Z.F.'s finest members XD
With that alone it's a masterpiece
Classic Soviet
Zoloko 18
You’re right, they are members.
Massive, infected, throbbing members.
I love how each different video series has a distinct feel to it. You have the ARMA series which is basically its own cinematic universe at this point and than you have this which is just an endless barrage of jokes taken out of context
Me: Oh no, does this go on for the whole 8 Minutes?
Also me: 8 Minutes of laughter.
quality ower quantity
Ya hahahaahah
"Hands off creepy old man."
"I'm not planning on touching a creepy old man."
By far one of the best things I've heard all month
Thats why you have to put comma
Moley is fucking smooth as fuck man
"Cyanide: Rotary! Your country produced samurais and then they produced you"
Almost died laughing so hard 😂
I couldn't breathe.
Wait, Rotary's Japanese?
apparently
I think Cyanide just confirmed Rotary the Japanese.
Rotary *is* Japanese, but living in America
“Blocked nose for two weeks now.”
“Do you need me to rub anything for you?”
“Hands off, creepy old man.”
“I’m not planning on touching a creepy old man.”
Yes
@@xhxhxhxchchchch6901 Yes
@@Th3Ph03n1x3XE Yes
when the “mine” part of soviet showed, I thought of the seagulls from finding nemo
Womble has already done that joke though.
yeah, but I can’t help it when I hear many “mine” ahahahahahaha
@@darkeneddragon19 Multiple times in CSGO, ppl like the AWPs!!
I was thinking the same thing...also they did that is counter strike a few times..were they all were saying "mine" but did not do the finding Nemo clip
We all did
4:18
Here we have Womble flexing his editing skills over lesser RUclipsrs.
Sir Apple I can’t even begin to comprehend how to do such things with text
I think he recorded his hands talking, motion tracked them to the words "fucka you" and then removed the hands. What a weirdly original idea, and hilarious to watch.
thomas underfoot pretty reasonable assumption. Though if he had free-handed that I can only imagine how long it took.
thomas underfoot Could've also just hand-animated them, but since he does a lot of motion tracking anyways, this is probably more likely.
@@TheAmazingCowpig If I remember correctly, he doesn't use motion tracking in Sony Vegas
*Cyanide screams.*
Womble: “What happened?”
Me: “He dropped food. Obviously.”
there are two Reasons for Cyanide to scream:
1.) Rage
2). when he drops his food of wich we all know is all that has value to him.
@Juan Cortez Muro No it's not, now leave.
Jonnyboy501 and when his girlfriend crushes on Womble
Plot twist: Cyanide quit sweets and chips years ago but he's too ashamed to admit it because it would mean he admits he was wrong eating them in first place and because being that Indian junk food addict is what he's best known for so he keeps doing stuff like dropping something on floor and then laying on it and making weird noises only to keep everyone thinking he still does Pringles.
@@Kasiarzynka oh.... Now I'm going to think about this for a long long time
This is still one of if not the best bullshitteries just because of how quickly edited it is. There's so many funny moment in every single minute of this video, it's great.
"Rotary!"
"Your country produced Samurai and they produced YOU!"
That is one of the best insult on a Japanese person I've ever heard.
Definitely
Is he a Japanese american or just japanese. Because I have never met or seen a japanese guy that speaks anything resembling to decent english
@@Laucron well, from the comment section. I think he is American but he is Japanese by birth
I felt that insult an it was even for me, I ain't even Japanese.
Womble isn’t a golden retriever, he’s the seagulls from finding nemo
Golden retrievers are just seagull dogs
creeper gaming Humans that can't understand math are just animals.
Or Vegeta from DBZA
what's the difference?
as much as Tom is to buckets
Can hear the real distress when Cy drops his chips.
Yes all that terror
Sheer panic.
What do you expect his girlfriend literally told wobble he eats while being rapped in a blanket and the poor man is crazy.
I will never forget that “NERRRR” at the 8:00
_"Come on... ugh... come on, yes..yes yes yes yes! Come on... Perfectly Centered! Come on! Go in! Come on! Go in! OH YESS!
"oh, what is in my head right now?"
schonnj lots of lewd shit
I'll be in my bunk!!!
I'll be waiting in bed for you nep..
4:30
4:14
Thats the reason why we've been waiting for months.
Worth the wait tbh
@@zakstevens1069 Yes
I thought it was gonna be a link to some moaning, so that this would be a soviet wastes his time wanking too much joke
Did you guys hear the click
- goes on youtube
- Soviet posted
- "11 minutes ago"
- watches the video
- time to wait another month, see you in december
What do you mean by 'another month'?
Glad that you're very optimistic :)
Péter Szécsényi till he uploads a vid again
Péter Szécsényi i think?
I’d prefer to say months.
"I hate you like your parents hate you."
*I don't care what universe you're from, that's gotta hurt*
"I hear Nep or angels."
-Moley
I must say that is very smooth, Soviet should use something like that on Saori.
SkyStrikeGames #Yolo might I ask who saori is
@@corytheodst5260 well, she is a twitch streamer that Womble has a crush on.
SkyStrikeGames #Yolo thanks
Is the joke that its either Nep or angels talking or is it like some phrase? Not native speaker
@@amf1435 It's meant to be "I confuse your voice with the voice of angels because it's so nice".
"If we had an ethically wrong bell, it would always be ringing."
If they had an ethically wrong bell, the bastard would be the size of a church bell
@@TheChapelx en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tsar_Bell
nah it would be this size XD
Oh, like the racism bell in the Rising Storm vid?
"Your country produced Samurais and then they produced you!"
*A few moments later*
"Ah! Dropped my chips!"
In all fairness, HIS country didn't produce samurai.
Cyanide's country produced tech support scammers
@@CyranofromBergerac His country produced war elephants, he has right to be fat
@@sitdownlad7918 Just sprinkle a couple caltrops around and they're done for.
Sit down, lad, can you imagine being in an army formation, and having your enemy show up with elephant cavalry? I’d probably shat my kilt. lol
2:20 it’s the nep “stretching” thing all over again!
4:38 the “stretching” thing is taking over!
Edberg in the chat: TWAT!
1:34 "season 2 begins"
Did this footage just lay around for like 2 years, we are now in season 12
More like 4 years
Are you new on this channel?
soviet said in a stream that this has been somthing hes wanted to do but when he puts it up for the vote on his patreon things like arma and cs go tend to get more votes. thess last few weeks he decided not to do a vote at all and just make this one
actually, multiple footages, cuz right after shows the summer event, which was this year
"you massive overeditor". Remembered that when the "fucka you" part came on.
Hats off, brother womble.
This video in five lines:
"Ree."
"Mine"
"yes yes yes yes no"
Moaning
Cyanide has left the chat
Not even Fucka you?
I N C O M I N G or gay
Don't forget "YES! NEIN!"
I think that’s every zf related vids
Rocket league in nutshell
“Remember the Gestapo? You’re not bringing back the Gestapo” two Nazi war criminals talking about their secret police service in Argentina 1947 colourised
4:15 sovietwomble's art of subtitles
I fucking love that bit
Khazrak One Eye FUCKA YOU!!!!
Let them fight
Nep is really channeling her inner Fernando Torres. Also, I really enjoyed cyanide referring himself to world famous goalkeepers, then attackers, then back to goalkeepers.
hey leave el nino alone. that goal against barca got us the UCL trophy!
@@bezretmet I am angered at just the mention of that.
@@jomar1001001 sucks to suck then
because fuck the midfielder and defender. 😂
Louis van Cyanide? Wouldn't he just be passing it around the back aimlessly?
"To cancel an Indian"
"Oh you've got takeaway"
"No he's a hitman"
Omfg XD
627283 8383 the bell should have been rung for that one
Ah, he's going to kill Cyanide
AI Deep Space Combat Unit 4730 Lexael I think that counts as charity XD
@@Zulfburht a True (generously paid) Hitman is not racist, he kills regardless of race, gender and creed.
6:59 You're welcome.
I'm never get bored by the sound of cyanide's headphone drop when he ragequit
"The Sounds of SovietWomble and the ZF Crew, vol. 1"
At this point it's more like Vol 12 or something
Where can I order?
It goes for 4 hours and 3/4 of that is just the word “fuck” followed by “bastard”.
Joe Pickering the soothing sounds of ZF in nature
We need to make a new space probe that carries these sounds. I mean think about it, once aliens hear these sounds, they'll think we're clearly superior and will give us their entire interplanetary empire.
01:46 "Ree."
You have no idea how much I relate to this on an emotional and existential level
A nerdy gentleman
Ree
Life update: I unintentionally started saying Ree since the video and it's now actually been my default response to when I'm too tired to get angry about something for the past three years I-
"We should have really thick children."
Do I even want to know the context for that?
Hes british. Thick means dumb in England.
...although mind you, that also doesn't make a whole lot of sense without context.
The more you know
Plus their teams are named Vagoos and Willies. What happens when they interact and neither are, well, good at thinking their game through?
Do you realy want the context? It's Soviet and the gang.... since when does anything they say or do make sense?
2:55
"Moley you sound so different"
"I've got a new microphone but it's on public toilet setting"
😂😂😂😂
Nobody:
Sovietwomble's clan: *S E X U A L N O I S E S*
Perfect for bisexuals
Honesty wouldn't want this clan any other way
@@Pranaynaynay best way to have it
More like "Ethically wrong"
@@iAsked900 morally gray? More like morally gay
"Oh look here it is again, and here it is on slow motion"
Im fckn dead by laughin so hard
That "Fucka You" was some next level editing.
I think it was the dog
The "fucka you" was the rotoscoping work that he mentioned on the stream. Puppets with capture points, which he then attached the text to in after effects...next level animation/editing indeed. I take my hat off to you...well done Comrade Womble.
YOU MASSIVE OVEREDITOR
F U C K A
Y O u
Zeis always makes everything better.
Cyanide’s accent thickens when he’s angry.
Source: 7:34
He is thicc
YOU AB-SO-LYOOT BAH-STURD
He sounds oddly posh, I love it
"Damn, I forgot to shill some VPN service or shitty mobile game"
OOF
ok
Heyyy what are you doing here?
Wow Dark didn't expect you would be here
TheChinkeat Just because I make videos, doesn't mean we don't watch them :P
@@DarkLiberatorZone Yeah I agree
“We should have thick children”
Confused brit screaming*
“I hear Nep or angels.”
That was smoother than Cyanide covered in butter.
Enjoy the mental image!
You are terrible and I wish many pointy things to go somewhere not good...
Ha jokes on you I dont even know what cyanide looks like
Bluescorpion same
I will.
*Smooooooooooooooooooooooth*
This episode is so wonderfully high frequency hilarity, I can't even imagine how much footage this was and how much it was distilled into this brilliance
No Nut November:
Diffculty: Nep
Diffculty: Darius
@@emilycrofton450 Why are you geh?
@@forsemasterjedi why aren't you?
@@emilycrofton450 gay more like gay amirite
i prefer Edberg
“Cyanide Van de Sar”
“Gianluigi Cyanide”
“Cristiano Cyanide”
“Cyanide Messi”
“Cyanide Neuer”
“Diego Maradona”
“Iker Cyanide”
“Lionel Cyanide”
“Louis Van Cyanide”
“Christiano Cyanido”
Ladies and Gentlemen, it appears we finally have the Cyanide Dream Team
"There is only Cyanide in Cyanide's Dream Team..."
There're 11 players in a soccer team. You listed 10. Maybe Cyanide isn't cut out for football after all.
@@haidbz his team will just receive a red card at the start of every game and then still win the match
The 11th player is regular Cyanide
I love how we're forgetting there's just Diego Maradona in there.
That samurai joke was so good the racist bell didn’t even ring lmao
I was ringing it for them.
Captain? I dont get it.
Not racist really, since he’s saying the guy is a disappointment to his culture
@Hatwox wtf Singapore and Japan are almost in the same zone?
@@Ken_neThT One hour difference if i'm not wrong
Every time I see the Nep scene where she misses the goal, I smile, I also think that Nep knew Soviet was going to see that when he re-watched the stream and that he would put it in the VOD. Still thanks for the awesome scene Nep! Lovely work Soviet.
UnitedStates: Soccer
EverywhereElse:Football
WomblesClan: Its SocCar
This is literally how it's called in game...
Well, cars don't have feet, so they can't call it football here until the cars from the Flintstones become a thing.
2:37 “who is ejaculating money”
Mr Krabs: *nervous sweating*
that's a Giratina.
Let’s keep it between us
This is just 9 minutes of *noises* , I love it 🤣
Welcome to ZF clan, regardless of what's going on around them, lol
Nordern good to see you here
Norden Digby needs to see if you can get in the zf clan
@@gavinl1565 no.
@@Nordern. Let me guess you don't want to have to deal with them on a daily basses.
I love rewatching Womble videos but I could watch this one everyday and not get tired of it.
**Darius Moans**
Nep Stretching: Finally, a worthy opponent! Our battle will be lewdgendary!
*New opponent has entered*
_”HELLO CAKE”_
Zone tan has entered the chat
Sharman has entered the chat
@@vapor404 I see a man of culture.
Ah~ Sharman, Shadman's lesser known evil twin.
Jocose Sonata
He’s Indian, instead of lewding like his brother, he guides thicc bihs to enlightenment.
1:46 When you're a memelord but also high society
"I find myself quite perturbed by this"
“Ree”
Ree
Imagine Swaggersouls and Cyanide in the same lobby with the magic of soviet's subtitles
Their gona curse like a drill instructor vs a karen
8:09
"I'm not sure if he ragequit or ate the microphone"
Both are equally likely
Both. At the same time.
3:22 Nep: No one saw that
Soviet editing: I gonna ruin this woman's career
When you play with womble . . . You simply cant say noone saw that and get away with it.
Michał Augustynowicz yup. If you say no one saw something he will search hours of footage to prove you wrong.
What did nep said on twitter that got womble mad?
Nep: no one saw that.
Womble: Hold my knob.
:D
welcome to gaming choose your difficulty:
easy
medium
hard
insane
nightmare
playing with the ZF clan Dark Soul style
DarkheartDragoon
I choose ZF clan level. God help my controllers, headset, and keyboards.
@@jacer445u5 ok gl fighting a dragon (mid age/prime age until ancient class) as the 1st boss you will encounter
@@darkheartdragoon5122 and you dont have any armor,only armed with a wooden stick and your in a cave that has no exists or escape routes
I choose zf clan, I think I can handle it. *Five seconds later* welp.... No turning back now as I've already sold my soul, made a few lewd jokes aaaand .... Have joined for a weird session of noise making...
"where'd you go?"
"to cancel an Indian"
"oh you got a takeaway?"
"no he's a hitman"
Made me snort with laughter 😂