Chris is sooo Hollywood. He saw me on the street and gave me his autograph. I didn't even know who he was back then but, thank god I kept that greasy wrapper.
@@IronManx70 idk man I’d say that was him on a good day. He could have hit you with his Bugatti instead but he was nice enough not to. He’s a real one ✊🏼
Yea California Department of Scary Skull-Shaped Storms keeps saying they’re working on it, but if you check their site they keep moving the expected date back. Classic government moment
Classic LA air inhalation symptoms... bloating of the flesh, terrible fits of violent yelling, drooling over gyros, swelling of nose cartilage and lip tissue, DNA suddenly becoming Armenian... Many documented cases, they never end well.
If someone's disabled or old/ in a walker or wheelchair then SURE. However, in the Midwest, people will go to such great lengths to hold a door for you. Most of the time, it's double doors and they're holding the wrong door open. If you find yourself doing this, you're a nicehole. You think you're being nice, but you're being an ass. I have arms and can open my own doors.
@@Aye.Eye.Captain i disagree completely. Just because a person can do something themselves doesn't preclude people from displaying goodwill and interacting. I adore when people interact with me in casually sincere ways and society has way too many social barriers to the point that people treat each other as office furniture. No one is saying you don't have arms or can't open your own doors, but they are saying you are worthy of simple and easy goodwill from others, even if they fumble their good intentions. If someone tries to help me and they do it wrong, I just laugh and tell them I appreciate the effort, which I do. At the end of the day we are all fools fumbling through life for a very short period on earth, it means a lot to me to know that there are others trying to help out where they can in small and sincere ways.
@@noosy530 oh, I absolutely agree with you! Good faith is good faith, that's why it's "nicehole". It's definitely more productive and helpful for everyone to just act kind but also predictable. Don't put people in awkward situations if avoidable, I think THAT is respectful.
You wouldn't think it'd work at first, until he pops the jumpsuit collar, and puts on the sunglasses, and 100 pounds, and it's like "what? where's Zach?"
You really believe that story? Wow gullible, you are. Zach died about a year ago, the "Zach" we see now is an Illuminati clone. Huh? You didn't know he was illuminati? He and Cusack hint at it in smiling friends season one, they sold their souls for fame.
A mutual of mine stayed in LA for a while and within the first week of moving in, his neighbors "politely" invited themselves into his place and proceeded to use his shower and raid his refrigerator. I think they also tried to kidnap his dog on an occasion.
What??? How do you let someone get away with something like that? That would’ve been an instant cause for a fight & them getting their teeth knocked out.
I saw Zach at a grocery store in Los Angeles yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything. He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?” I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Milky Ways in his hands without paying. The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter. When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.
Zach nailed it in the beginning. Absolutely. I'm from California and I'll say, yeah, there's a lot of truth to that. There's some cool people here too it's just mixed with people with extremely high egos and narcissism that move here to be big shots and celebrities. The majority of them end up be coming very disappointed once they find out that it doesn't work that way. I myself plan to move out of California once I make enough money. That in mind, there's great places in California! There are places however that you should not go to unless you are sightseeing or going to some form of entertainment place or whatever. LA is included. Yeah, LA is not your friend lol! Just know that while there's some bad eggs here, there's some good ones too. I also hate when people don't say thank you and you open the door for them, but there are people that do. I just think that it has to do with city life, too many people in one area, you know? That and yeah, people come here to become big celebrities just to find out that it's way harder than that. For example, I knew somebody who moved here because they wanted to be a rapper and they thought they were hot s***. I listen to their rapping, it is the worst music I've ever heard in my life. It's nothing more than a sample beat and a half effort rhyme. You can pretty much make it anywhere thanks to the internet, there's no reason to come to California anymore other than for the weather. Take it from me. I love it here, but I plan to move because it's too hard but I need money first. Somewhere not too congested and somewhere not too secluded.
It’s really strange to be in a place with so many people and not be allowed to talk to any of them. I get there’s a time and place for everything, but places like bars and gyms should be places where it’s acceptable to make conversation with strangers. In SoCal if you try talking to anyone you don’t know, people look at you like you’re slow or you’re going to rob them. There’s this uncomfortable vibe that hangs in the air, and it gets stronger the closer you get to LA.
@@Glep909i’ve lived in la my whole life and i’ve never had experiences like this. i’ve only ever experienced the “cruel” culture of la when i visit west or north la, where all the implants and wannabe influencers live. visit the non-tourist areas of la
I'm a born and raised California native that left for the Midwest this year and I can tell you with absolute confidence that I will never live in California ever again, this place is awesome. You have no idea what you're missing until you leave! The beach and tacos are the only things you might miss, but the way lower cost of living alone tips that scale. I live in a city that has a concert venue 15 minutes from my house that gets A list performers and it's never crowded, we have great food from all over the world, people are friendly, there's jobs here that pay more than enough to live on, it's not hot as balls 10 months out of the year, there's no traffic even on weekends, I could seriously go on and on. Many Californians have Stockholm Syndrome, they tell themselves that the rest of the country is a third world slum of corn and meth because they refuse to accept that they're total suckers getting scammed. Save up money and move my friend! You won't regret it.
idk to me Chris seemed like the normal one in that story...paid 60$ for THREE drinks to a rude barkeeper and the guy spent 5min trying to get Chris to tip him, by giving him shit and being even more rude no less, instead of addressing the other costumers. I would say it's the tipping system in the US that's retarded to begin with and it's full blown autistic (like, at the very end of the spectrum edging at the beginning of a completely new spectrum of super autism) when you're in LA...
The egos here are getting HUGE. Chris and Tomar wouldn’t let Dwayne Johnson on the show. Good guy Lyle had to tell him personally on the set of Jumanji.
Tipping here sucks. I went to this concert and right out side, after you show your ticket and get by they had these refrigerators packed with beer, drinks, and other stuff. And you yourself were supposed to take the stuff out and pay for it while a worker would just stand there and watch. Afterwards it would always ask weather or not you wanted to tip. I was like "tip for what!" they didn't do anything. And tipping on these things are always set at like 25% to be the lowest.
Yo you need to be really careful bro, my friend smoked marijuana and he thought he was a glass of orange juice, he's still in the mental hospital to this day, sometimes it's best to admit you're a drug addict and get some rehab. I hope the best for you.
My parents were separated, so I grew up living in NYC, and going to LA for the summer. I like taking people to Hollywood, or Times Square, in the afternoon, when both places are at their worst.
In-an-out is pretty good I went on vacation to California it was super fun. Every state in the U.S has some real beauty! Honestly good exists everywhere people are just really good at focusing on the negatives. It's unhealthy, try seeing the positives in things it has dramatically increased my outlook on life! Hope you all have a fantastic day!
@@redflag0477 I get what you mean, but as someone who lives in California, I can safely say that LA is the second worst thing about California, the first being the existence of the sun tax.
2:19 I moved from the Bay Area to LA three years ago and even the move from NorCal to SoCal is a culture shock. I can attest to Zach’s “cycle of assholes” theory because I thought I had to be an asshole to make it. One day I realized I was part of the problem so I decided to take a breath and step back. If other people were assholes, it was their problem. It didn’t mean that I had to be an asshole as well.
only people like that are those who moved to la. step into the part of la where the real locals live and it’s a lot more normal. west and north la are implant central
I live in the suburbs of LA and rarely ever leave so it’s fascinating to hear all these stories when the most ive ever seen was some tweaker trying to get run over
I feel for the girl in the Carl's Jr. story. She probably doesn't even live in the same area of LA that she works in and has to commute, I bet you she actually didn't know any restaurants and wanted her manager to take over so she could get back to work.
That happens to me all the time working at a tourist trap. Like, “bro, we all live like 40 minutes away from here. All that’s here is hotels and knock off disney gift shops”
@@Sponch1 I mean it's bad enough that you can never forget how hellish and disgusting it is, it leaves a mark. Never seen a nastier place in my life, except maybe downtown Detroit.
I've only been to LA once and Corey dared me to drink water from a pole. I said no and then he screamed at me and pulled my hair out. Someday the truth will come out and he'll get his comeuppance.
I live in Vegas and the mass migration of LA dwellers has me sympathetic towards Cory’s experience in LA. The social landscape of this city has drastically changed these past four years :(
Lmao it's not nothing new. For a long time, most of the people living in Vegas are from other states. Plus it was developed and built a lot later than most other cities, so there was barely anyone living there before. In addition, it's a well-known tourist attraction that's only 4 hours from LA, so of course tons of people from LA are gonna go there.
I swear, LA and SF are the two cities ive been to in california that actually make me never want to go back, but i always end up having to anyways lmao. Dont know if i have room to talk considering im from Central california though
I must have missed when Cory first said "she goatse'd and walked backwards towards you" before because it's so fucking crazy I would have remembered it.
The girl probably just couldn’t understand patty at the Carl jrs. She prolly just couldn’t understand your accent at first, got flustered and wanted to put it on someone else. Happened to my step mom a lot until she started doing an “American accent” when they can’t understand her. I lived with her for years and even now when I visit I’ll have to have her repeat herself a couple times every now and again lol
Cant wait to see: BEST of California Stories BEST of West Coast Stories BEST of USA Stories BEST of Stories BEST of BEST ofs BEST BEST of BEST BEST of BESTIALITY BEST of Breathing
@@kurisutaruyuki1622prolly cus they're running out of content and have to record and edit more so they're pumping out best ofs to keep the cash coming in
@@tek3576 this is what i'm saying lol. don't get me wrong, some of it is still enjoyable (like best of lyle 2) but a bit of it also feels a _little_ low effort.
This is making me simultaneously miss LA and be glad I left. Living in LA is complaining about a thousand things that are wrong with it and then immediately after saying, "I love LA."
Chris, I had back surgery 5 years ago to have a disc shaved down to prevent pinching of a nerve. The recovery is awful but the result for many is relief for years. So if its true that you are getting surgery just know that youll get through and sometimes it actually is the only option.
The amount of chicks I’ve had to push out of my car after they hear “Wet diarrhea fart compilation” blasting from my car as I’m stopped at intersection is insane guys, thanks oney crew for this tip for getting hot chicks 🐥 🔥
19:25 i experienced this exact thing literally yesterday i went to costco for the first time ever with a family member and literally all the people there were walking infront of my car like they were invulnerable to being run over
LA is gross. Period. But if you move away from there, p[lease don't vote like you still live there.. That's the whole point of leaving..is to go somewhere better. Not to turn it into a mini-California.
I'm happy to actually see this sentiment in the comments here. I feel like there's an elephant in the room regarding why California is a nightmare, no one wants to talk about it. I left California for a state with better policies, and you bet your sweet ass I'm gonna vote to keep my new haven the way it is. I like being able to afford rent and save money.
The great Tim Dillon shared a cool story about some kid running an ice cream stand in a nice LA neighborhood and somone snitched on the kid... HOLLYWOOD BABY
Even now, in the year 2024, where medicine and societal structure help people live long lives and stay alive, I'm still surprised Adam has managed to survive as long as he has.
the craziest part of the tip story is $60 for 3 long islands. Really? a tip after $60 worth of drinks? it's like 3 ingredients, they aren't hard to make
Chris, if you see this, just know that we’re gathering our energy to make sure you feel better
Is his back getting worse?
@@Leo_Styrofoamafraid so
@@Leo_Styrofoam they had to take out several of his lower vertebrae
everyone say mushroom on 3
@bluemilkalienmonster522 damn as someone with a disentigrating vertebrae I feel for the guy...
Chris is sooo Hollywood. He saw me on the street and gave me his autograph. I didn't even know who he was back then but, thank god I kept that greasy wrapper.
He kept sending my family his autobiography in the mail and billing them with 30% interest.
@@yungpm he knows his worth and I can respect that.
Wow when I asked for his autograph he just spat chicken grease in my face and told me to go to hell...guess he was having a bad day
Take it easy, babe.
@@IronManx70 idk man I’d say that was him on a good day. He could have hit you with his Bugatti instead but he was nice enough not to. He’s a real one ✊🏼
Crazy how LA has a giant dark scary storm cloud in the shape of a skull over it at all times…
Everytime there’s a bloodmoon, all the fentanyl zombies respawn.
And the flesh totem directly in the middle of the city in which the storm is coming from
@@tysmosisjones i wish you were joking
It's made out of farts
Yea California Department of Scary Skull-Shaped Storms keeps saying they’re working on it, but if you check their site they keep moving the expected date back. Classic government moment
Cory's LA air incident....
Classic LA air inhalation symptoms... bloating of the flesh, terrible fits of violent yelling, drooling over gyros, swelling of nose cartilage and lip tissue, DNA suddenly becoming Armenian...
Many documented cases, they never end well.
@@alexsartandmusicdespite the affliction, Cory’s still ready to play some games!
@@ringomandingo1015he frequently grabs his orange juice and a celery stick
When Cory took hostages at LAX?
Missouri water, Pennsylvania mud, LA air
The fact that there's still no 'Best of The Master of Disguise' only tells me that there's still more to come.
they're all still having a moment of silence in honor of the towers falling
@@Double512wait what happened?
@@yungpm I forgot, some planes flew into some skyscrapers by accident or something? It was a big deal for a while.
@@beefsnortI think I remember reading about that
@@yungpm some little Sino-Canadian girl turned into a tanuki or something.
I love hearing stories from my favorite Hollywood elites
They are gods compared to us
@@frankmerker630well we all live on farms compared to their $3.1m penthouses
Wearing Bull masks and Owl masks chanting the Tomar song on the island.
We are but ants beneath their Gucci pool slides.
@@frankmerker630we live on a farm
Whoever holds doors open for strangers has a special place in my heart. It's the small kindnesses that soften hearts.
If someone's disabled or old/ in a walker or wheelchair then SURE. However, in the Midwest, people will go to such great lengths to hold a door for you. Most of the time, it's double doors and they're holding the wrong door open. If you find yourself doing this, you're a nicehole. You think you're being nice, but you're being an ass. I have arms and can open my own doors.
@@Aye.Eye.Captain i disagree completely. Just because a person can do something themselves doesn't preclude people from displaying goodwill and interacting. I adore when people interact with me in casually sincere ways and society has way too many social barriers to the point that people treat each other as office furniture. No one is saying you don't have arms or can't open your own doors, but they are saying you are worthy of simple and easy goodwill from others, even if they fumble their good intentions. If someone tries to help me and they do it wrong, I just laugh and tell them I appreciate the effort, which I do. At the end of the day we are all fools fumbling through life for a very short period on earth, it means a lot to me to know that there are others trying to help out where they can in small and sincere ways.
@@noosy530 oh, I absolutely agree with you! Good faith is good faith, that's why it's "nicehole". It's definitely more productive and helpful for everyone to just act kind but also predictable. Don't put people in awkward situations if avoidable, I think THAT is respectful.
@@Aye.Eye.CaptainSuch neurotic nitpicking on behavior. Even if its common its perfectly kind. Its okay to accept a favor
@@unknown6390 yep, called a nicehole for a reason
so sad that zach left the channel to persue his lifes dream of being an elvis impersonator
You wouldn't think it'd work at first, until he pops the jumpsuit collar, and puts on the sunglasses, and 100 pounds, and it's like "what? where's Zach?"
you could try being happy for the guy
We should all be some kind of "Smiling Friends", if you would?
You really believe that story? Wow gullible, you are.
Zach died about a year ago, the "Zach" we see now is an Illuminati clone. Huh? You didn't know he was illuminati? He and Cusack hint at it in smiling friends season one, they sold their souls for fame.
Well, Zach sold his soul some time ago, to Tomar, for a Coke.
A mutual of mine stayed in LA for a while and within the first week of moving in, his neighbors "politely" invited themselves into his place and proceeded to use his shower and raid his refrigerator. I think they also tried to kidnap his dog on an occasion.
How did they get in???
Never say “me casa Es tu casa”
It was his mistake for befriending Tomar and Jaxxy
Their names were Zach and Chris. They were researching for their next big project together: Hellbenders: Re-benders
What??? How do you let someone get away with something like that? That would’ve been an instant cause for a fight & them getting their teeth knocked out.
Cory fighting the smog monster is a classic moment
woah.... hedorah reference....
Cory's gonna rip out two white orbs from the Smog Monster and ponder whether they're eyeballs or eggs
@@ScootyPuffJrSux thats so true
Cory casting firaga into it was very clumsy as we all know smog needs to be fought with holy magic but he didn't grind pre-battle. Common Cory move.
@@ScootyPuffJrSuxCory will see Hedorah and be like “mother bearing sludge”
can't wait for the remaining 49 BEST OF [state] STORIES and then watch them all over again in the combined BEST OF USA STORIES 😂😂
THE STATE OF LOS ANGELES RAAAHHHH
But they only really have PA, CA, NY and MO stories.
@@ZeeZeeVee jesus i almost passed out laughing, yeah i messed up bad there my bad g
And i will slurp it up and watch them all 100 times over
I look forward to the BEST OF BEST OFS
I went to LA and bumped into Zach and he got super close and yelled *”DEH DEH”* And waved his hands in my face angrily
Thats scary..
Ohmygod are you okay??
Did you punch him or ask him what's up
I saw Zach at a grocery store in Los Angeles yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything. He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?” I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Milky Ways in his hands without paying.
The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.
When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.
2:30 I’m glad people like you still exist
theyre going extinct
Relax
Zach nailed it in the beginning. Absolutely. I'm from California and I'll say, yeah, there's a lot of truth to that. There's some cool people here too it's just mixed with people with extremely high egos and narcissism that move here to be big shots and celebrities. The majority of them end up be coming very disappointed once they find out that it doesn't work that way. I myself plan to move out of California once I make enough money. That in mind, there's great places in California! There are places however that you should not go to unless you are sightseeing or going to some form of entertainment place or whatever. LA is included. Yeah, LA is not your friend lol! Just know that while there's some bad eggs here, there's some good ones too. I also hate when people don't say thank you and you open the door for them, but there are people that do. I just think that it has to do with city life, too many people in one area, you know? That and yeah, people come here to become big celebrities just to find out that it's way harder than that. For example, I knew somebody who moved here because they wanted to be a rapper and they thought they were hot s***. I listen to their rapping, it is the worst music I've ever heard in my life. It's nothing more than a sample beat and a half effort rhyme. You can pretty much make it anywhere thanks to the internet, there's no reason to come to California anymore other than for the weather. Take it from me. I love it here, but I plan to move because it's too hard but I need money first. Somewhere not too congested and somewhere not too secluded.
It’s really strange to be in a place with so many people and not be allowed to talk to any of them. I get there’s a time and place for everything, but places like bars and gyms should be places where it’s acceptable to make conversation with strangers. In SoCal if you try talking to anyone you don’t know, people look at you like you’re slow or you’re going to rob them. There’s this uncomfortable vibe that hangs in the air, and it gets stronger the closer you get to LA.
@@Glep909i’ve lived in la my whole life and i’ve never had experiences like this. i’ve only ever experienced the “cruel” culture of la when i visit west or north la, where all the implants and wannabe influencers live. visit the non-tourist areas of la
I'm a born and raised California native that left for the Midwest this year and I can tell you with absolute confidence that I will never live in California ever again, this place is awesome. You have no idea what you're missing until you leave! The beach and tacos are the only things you might miss, but the way lower cost of living alone tips that scale. I live in a city that has a concert venue 15 minutes from my house that gets A list performers and it's never crowded, we have great food from all over the world, people are friendly, there's jobs here that pay more than enough to live on, it's not hot as balls 10 months out of the year, there's no traffic even on weekends, I could seriously go on and on. Many Californians have Stockholm Syndrome, they tell themselves that the rest of the country is a third world slum of corn and meth because they refuse to accept that they're total suckers getting scammed. Save up money and move my friend! You won't regret it.
I like how half this compilation is one story that could be boiled down to : "this one time we were autistic in a bar"
idk to me Chris seemed like the normal one in that story...paid 60$ for THREE drinks to a rude barkeeper and the guy spent 5min trying to get Chris to tip him, by giving him shit and being even more rude no less, instead of addressing the other costumers.
I would say it's the tipping system in the US that's retarded to begin with and it's full blown autistic (like, at the very end of the spectrum edging at the beginning of a completely new spectrum of super autism) when you're in LA...
The egos here are getting HUGE. Chris and Tomar wouldn’t let Dwayne Johnson on the show. Good guy Lyle had to tell him personally on the set of Jumanji.
Can't believe they didn't include Zach's iconic Burbank Psychic
"Oh no, it's real"
Tipping here sucks. I went to this concert and right out side, after you show your ticket and get by they had these refrigerators packed with beer, drinks, and other stuff. And you yourself were supposed to take the stuff out and pay for it while a worker would just stand there and watch. Afterwards it would always ask weather or not you wanted to tip. I was like "tip for what!" they didn't do anything. And tipping on these things are always set at like 25% to be the lowest.
TIP FOR WHAT? these people are insane wtf 😂😂😂
Yeah that ain't true. Those machines have a "no tip" option. Stop capping my guy.
It ducks that Cory blows up like an Akira monster when the air touches him
I'm so stoned I thought LA Stories was a game that I never watched them play lol
being so high it affects reality is the most LA story
LA stories is a great title for a game
Yo you need to be really careful bro, my friend smoked marijuana and he thought he was a glass of orange juice, he's still in the mental hospital to this day, sometimes it's best to admit you're a drug addict and get some rehab. I hope the best for you.
@@JamesJames-li2wv I work for a hedge fund I'm doing okay lol
I did for a second too, I have a Vice City Stories poster on my wall and it reminded me of that game lol
I’m sick of hanging out with all you passive aggressive Hollywood elites, I’m leaving LA tomorrow
Said Tomar before he burrowed a hole into the Earth
like a mole
It's decided
thank you for this. now I'll never need to go to LA irl
It’s cool if you go a weekend if you live close by but like it just fucking SUCKS there. I often ask myself “Influencers live HERE???”
It's disgusting. Worst city ever 😂
My parents were separated between NYC and LA, so I grew up in NYC, and going to LA for the summer.
My parents were separated, so I grew up living in NYC, and going to LA for the summer.
I like taking people to Hollywood, or Times Square, in the afternoon, when both places are at their worst.
I’ve heard that movie stars and other actual famous people live there too. Strange
La la la la la! I'm not listening! I'm not listening!
In-n-Out is the best
In-an-out is pretty good I went on vacation to California it was super fun. Every state in the U.S has some real beauty!
Honestly good exists everywhere people are just really good at focusing on the negatives. It's unhealthy, try seeing the positives in things it has dramatically increased my outlook on life! Hope you all have a fantastic day!
@@redflag0477los angeles is beautiful if you can find the beauty in a bunch of maggots feeding on a turd
@@redflag0477 I get what you mean, but as someone who lives in California, I can safely say that LA is the second worst thing about California, the first being the existence of the sun tax.
2:19
I moved from the Bay Area to LA three years ago and even the move from NorCal to SoCal is a culture shock. I can attest to Zach’s “cycle of assholes” theory because I thought I had to be an asshole to make it. One day I realized I was part of the problem so I decided to take a breath and step back. If other people were assholes, it was their problem. It didn’t mean that I had to be an asshole as well.
only people like that are those who moved to la. step into the part of la where the real locals live and it’s a lot more normal. west and north la are implant central
Maybe LA is the OneyPlays compilations we watched along the way
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Rip Cory.
He died of that GOSH DAMN LA AIR 😭
Darn dirty LA air! >:(
Slapping my big fat oily beer belly watching this
im in love with you
Wiggling my huge mother-bearing hips as I massage my gurgling, squirming belly..~
I live in the suburbs of LA and rarely ever leave so it’s fascinating to hear all these stories when the most ive ever seen was some tweaker trying to get run over
yeah, all this stuff most definitely happens in west/north la where the implants live
Can't wait for best in Wexford moments
32:21 Zach acting confused after asking unhinged questions makes me lol
No more parties in LA, please baby no more parties in LA
Yeezyplays
PLEASE
@@safariboy7042Chris needs a pair of Yeezy's, might help his fuckin back a bit after he gets his spine fixed.
All the lights in the city go out and it’s pitch black. Over all of the speakers in the whole city you simply here a single ‘E’ chord on piano.
@@tysmosisjones
Except he pulls the same typa shit he did in Korea the other week and plays "I stink" instead of Runaway.
love these stories very relatable for the 3 people who can afford to live in la
39:00 BEAT FOR BEAT THIS IS THE GROCERY STORE SCENE IN SMILING FRIENDS 😂
This should've played in theaters instead of Once Upon A Time In Hollywood...
New Oney comp to watch while I snuggle up in my blanky with warm melk and cunkies.
It's easy to see Cory as that dancing big the cat as he's talking
I feel for the girl in the Carl's Jr. story. She probably doesn't even live in the same area of LA that she works in and has to commute, I bet you she actually didn't know any restaurants and wanted her manager to take over so she could get back to work.
That happens to me all the time working at a tourist trap. Like, “bro, we all live like 40 minutes away from here. All that’s here is hotels and knock off disney gift shops”
now do the San Francisco compilation where Chris brings up used needles and condoms for the 985th time
Sheesh, SF really lives rent free in some of y'all's heads huh
@Sponch1 rent free ?..... it's SF I think you mean free range.
@@Sponch1 I mean it's bad enough that you can never forget how hellish and disgusting it is, it leaves a mark. Never seen a nastier place in my life, except maybe downtown Detroit.
Hey conk love your videos
985? Hmmm
I think everyone in LA is so fucking anxious at any given moment that they all shut down like fainting goats whenever something nonprecedural happens.
Because we're all living paycheck to paycheck
I've only been to LA once and Corey dared me to drink water from a pole. I said no and then he screamed at me and pulled my hair out. Someday the truth will come out and he'll get his comeuppance.
That's a funny way to spell tolmar
@@dylandaugherty4149 thats a also a funny way to spell it
Smell-A
The LA air is doing as much for Chris’ back as it is for Corey’s health
All of this is spot on. I moved to CA 5 years ago and I’ve been trying to find a job to leave ever since. It’s horrible
I live in Vegas and the mass migration of LA dwellers has me sympathetic towards Cory’s experience in LA. The social landscape of this city has drastically changed these past four years :(
Lmao it's not nothing new. For a long time, most of the people living in Vegas are from other states. Plus it was developed and built a lot later than most other cities, so there was barely anyone living there before. In addition, it's a well-known tourist attraction that's only 4 hours from LA, so of course tons of people from LA are gonna go there.
I swear, LA and SF are the two cities ive been to in california that actually make me never want to go back, but i always end up having to anyways lmao. Dont know if i have room to talk considering im from Central california though
ahhh nothing like hearing wholesome L.A stories, got to love it here
I must have missed when Cory first said "she goatse'd and walked backwards towards you" before because it's so fucking crazy I would have remembered it.
The girl probably just couldn’t understand patty at the Carl jrs. She prolly just couldn’t understand your accent at first, got flustered and wanted to put it on someone else. Happened to my step mom a lot until she started doing an “American accent” when they can’t understand her. I lived with her for years and even now when I visit I’ll have to have her repeat herself a couple times every now and again lol
the bartender story always makes me think, why is this guy so pissed off when he has to do his job?
Cant wait to see:
BEST of California Stories
BEST of West Coast Stories
BEST of USA Stories
BEST of Stories
BEST of BEST ofs
BEST BEST of BEST
BEST of BESTIALITY
BEST of Breathing
🗣️ 💯 🔥 🔥
"Best of breathing" is basically what the quality of all of these have come down to as of late 💀 as much as i hate to say it because i love oneyplays
@@kurisutaruyuki1622prolly cus they're running out of content and have to record and edit more so they're pumping out best ofs to keep the cash coming in
@@tek3576 this is what i'm saying lol. don't get me wrong, some of it is still enjoyable (like best of lyle 2) but a bit of it also feels a _little_ low effort.
As an LA local about everything they said LA is true
Such a shame about the air quality. It's affecting Cory as well, from what I've heard...
This is making me simultaneously miss LA and be glad I left. Living in LA is complaining about a thousand things that are wrong with it and then immediately after saying, "I love LA."
I am so ready for the Best of Best of's.
French people think this video is called “best of the stories”
60$ for a long Island is over fucking priced. The tip is part of that fucking over priced, price
Doing security in a neighborhood in la rn this makes life easier
dont ask tomar what he was doing in LA on November 7th
Don’t ask Tomas what he did ANY day of ANY year.
Seth Rogen saying he's got in his car broken into 15 times makes me not want to live in LA
That door story is accurate! I always hold the door for people, and a lot of them don't say thank you.
Chris, I had back surgery 5 years ago to have a disc shaved down to prevent pinching of a nerve. The recovery is awful but the result for many is relief for years. So if its true that you are getting surgery just know that youll get through and sometimes it actually is the only option.
Sorry bro, my gay friend went through the exact same thing, the trick is don't arch your back so much at the glory hole, your back will thank you.
@@JamesJames-li2wv that's a great tip and has already helped me twice
They should have put LA air cory in the thumbnail, and they would get a billion views and money
Every bit of this video is not only true but universally experienced
Been waiting for this one since 2020 😊
The amount of chicks I’ve had to push out of my car after they hear “Wet diarrhea fart compilation” blasting from my car as I’m stopped at intersection is insane guys, thanks oney crew for this tip for getting hot chicks 🐥 🔥
Listening to this as I've just come to California
Hope your recovery goes well Chris ♥️
ITS THE FIRST OF THE MONTH 🫵🏼🙂
hoping you feel better soon oneysephiroth
Please GOD make a Best of Best of videos.
Personally if you live in LA, frequent LA, or have any plans of moving there I genuinely believe you shouldn’t be allowed to vote
-or have recently left LA, despite supporting... the incumbent
My favorite LA story: Dave Matthews Band dumping sewage on a boat in Chicago
“Best of oney saying ‘go on then’ “
... show us ya minge!
19:25 i experienced this exact thing literally yesterday i went to costco for the first time ever with a family member and literally all the people there were walking infront of my car like they were invulnerable to being run over
Literally 10 seconds in
Corey:"I HAVE TO SAY SOMETHING"
This channel will gradually turn into Tomar's snuf film dump
Gosh
bruh Long Island is easiest drink to make that guy is crazy
I love this, these always feel like a sleepycabin podcast 🤣
49:24 that's one of the most wholesome and heartwarming stories I've ever heard 🥹
Wouldn't be surprised if the bartender spat on those drinks.
Paddy's stories are so fucking funny, I hope he collabs with the boys again
8:10 calling someone uuno is like calling him fool in Finland
This should just be 1 hour of DJ Spit
as someone who lives in LA i believe every single one of these stories
LA is gross. Period. But if you move away from there, p[lease don't vote like you still live there.. That's the whole point of leaving..is to go somewhere better. Not to turn it into a mini-California.
Very "If you love these policies so much then why did you flee the state?"
I'm happy to actually see this sentiment in the comments here. I feel like there's an elephant in the room regarding why California is a nightmare, no one wants to talk about it. I left California for a state with better policies, and you bet your sweet ass I'm gonna vote to keep my new haven the way it is. I like being able to afford rent and save money.
Excellent a new bedtime video.
I’m so glad tipping culture isn’t a thing in the UK.
The great Tim Dillon shared a cool story about some kid running an ice cream stand in a nice LA neighborhood and somone snitched on the kid... HOLLYWOOD BABY
Even now, in the year 2024, where medicine and societal structure help people live long lives and stay alive, I'm still surprised Adam has managed to survive as long as he has.
Can't wait for best of drunk driving
oney PLAY 💜
Can't wait for the Best of Times Chris Pressed the L Button compilation
Or how many times he presses the “Oar button”
Thank you for the video, Oney Chan
Zach and Cory are so right in the beginning, California is COOKED
I work at Walmart , they moved them up front near the register because of people shop lifting them
Seems like LA never changed huh
That ending was perfect
the craziest part of the tip story is $60 for 3 long islands. Really? a tip after $60 worth of drinks? it's like 3 ingredients, they aren't hard to make
The very last bit always gets me lmao
i NEVER want to go to LA