Opie & Anthony: Scary Children (05/20/13)
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- Опубликовано: 20 авг 2024
- Anthony found an article about scary things children say and doesn't understand why they say it or why people have children. This leads to the callers calling in to tell their stories of what their children have said.
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My mom always told me when I was a baby I would always ask "is this life real?"
One night before a big sandlot baseball game the ghost Babe Ruth came out of my bedroom closet and gave me a pep talk. He also told me not to listen to my teachers and parents when it came to booze, hookers and tobacco. Great guy.
The great bambino
The great hambino
Jim’s laugh is therapeutic at the beginning
“IM THE FUCKIN DEVIL, GET YOUR ASS IN THIS CLOSET” 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 I’m fucking dying
Who needs that? WHO NEEDS THAT?!?
One time I was making some pottery in the basement and my nephew comes down, points and says "uncle there's a hot bar bouncer putting his arms around you!"
21:55 Best call
This is one of my all time favorite o&a breaks
The scariest thing in this video was Jim's fucken loose shit hitting the bowl! Fuck, that's terrifying!
alright im just scared now
I don't remember this, but both my Mom and my Aunt have told me this on separate occasions. Apparently when I was two or three years old and couldn't really speak well, both my Mom and my Aunt were sitting on the couch in our living room and I was playing with blocks on the floor. Apparently I just turned to them and spoke in perfectly clear English "My wife died on the Titanic." And then continued playing with my blocks as if it was nothing.
Is that legitimate, or is it a scene from some abstract film I've never seen?
Nope, ur lying. Ur aunt was in the kitchen at the time in question.
@@ListenToBigFace ......now I am picturing a toddler with Billy Zane's head, playing with blocks. Thank you.
@@yourdashingheroidol7909 "I have a child!"
@@MrTitneyI'M ALL SHE HAS!
Opie got A laugh..spooky
17:45 I swear at first I thought it was just Jimmy in one of his characters calling from outside the studio. Greatest mindfuck ever.
Hahaha that's insane
JIMMY IS FUCKING HILARIOUS!!!! 19:28
19:27 just a timestamp for me for later use
He deserved it. That guy’s story sucked
Groundhog Day joke made me smile
The "Snake Neck" story sent me into a fucking panic attack. Jesus goddamn shit-balls. At the time, I was alone and my cat started staring off into the ceiling and acting weird even though nothing was up there. Talk about fucking chills.
Jonathan Malec Cats love doing that shit. creepy shits.
When I was a young boy I was sleeping on the floor next to my mom and I woke up to see a gigantic bug with a human head crawling up the wall.
Dad: how do you get a girlfriend?
Kid: tell her to be my girlfriend or she won’t see her parents again
Anthony: that’s what I say
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
My little brother used to always tell me that there was a black man with a white face hyperventilating six inches above his face while he tries to sleep......almost as creep as snake neck lol
That was just uncle paul.
Sleep paralysis, shit scary
Chitty Chitty Bang Bang is great.
I was an early talker. I told my mom and sister that I liked my dad so much “because I was supposed to die, but he did instead”. My dad was a jerk too so there was significance to me liking him.
It's almost like kids make shit up.
Half of this shit they couldn't of known. That is the point
One of their top ten bittz
i used to see a little girl in my room most nights while I was in bed tryna sleep and it terrified me until I was about 11 and then I never saw her again. I was still scared of the dark but I never saw her again. You know when you're a kid tryna sleep and you see a scary looking person in the room but then your mother comes, turns the light on and says its a jacket or something? what if kids really do see shit for real and it's not fake? but that sense goes away at a certain age?
Dogg Williams I've heard that theory before. I've also heard it's the same for dogs and cats.
The little girl in my room always winds up needing a diaper for the blood 😢
ListenToBigFace - oh, Uncle Paul!
well does he know the old bag is in the closet? .....god i love you jimmy
It was all creepy until the callers started calling in, you can tell their stories were bullshit.
When my brother and I were kids, my brother had a friend at school who he was supposed to go to their house for a Sleepover after school one day. The friend didn't go to School that day because he was feeling sick, so his parents let him stay home alone while they worked. The friend was Chummy with a homeless Egyptian man with 1 arm, and the Egyptian man came over while the parents weren't home and the kid was. They wound up finding the remains of my brother's friend in poured concrete blocks in the homeless man's dwelling he was squatting at.
It happened in 1998 in La Habra, CA.
Some news outlets had the story around 2001.
@@cinemacynic980 Sounds like it was a good time.
Stuff sounds more legit when it's read too
beer shits to the untrained ear
Chippah calling out those fake callers
When I was maybe 4 or 5 my brothers tell me we were watching a commercial with clips of an old movie with Romans marching and I said to them “ I remember that, that’s my old life” then i told them later that war is hell. I remember saying that but I remember not knowing what it meant until I was older.
That YYZ intro was the first riff I heard on Jan 7th. RIP Neil Peart
scary children, children that tell tall tales.
Sad Ketchup Gaming Gawd damn tatt-le tales!
as soon as I heard "I'm playing with my friend GG" i did a spit take because i knew ant and jim were about to jump on it
Chuck Fildren.
WHO NEEDS THAT? WHO NEEDS THAT?!?! Hahahaha fucking Ant!
You know when Ant is defending a dead mom and calling you a prick it's bad lol
My daughter once whispered in my ear “There was a zebra who died yesterday” out of nowhere when she was only 3.
when I was little (before kindergarten) , I used to tell my mom "I wanna go home" while we were sitting in our living room. I knew we were home I just thought it was funny to say it.
I'm having the opposite issue as Jimmy in the beginning right now
19:20 gets me everytime
When I was a kid sometimes I'd wake up with the smell of sardine url and onions lingering in my nose.
The bit was great until the attention-seeking callers started telling their bullshit stories. Has a caller ever added anything to a show?
***** Especially when Ope sets up the call as being a great line and it just falls flat.
I fucking hate ever caller 99% are total Fucktards
I agree. Can't people just enjoy the show? Its not about you, worthless caller
The only ones that added anything was when ant was doing the Don West organ blow out. That was fucking funny.
When kids talk about seeing shit it’s in their imagination... they’re playing. Adults take things literally because they’re anxious and stupid.
can't get enough of these creepy breaks
As a child, I somehow knew I had a dead sister without being told.
When I was between 5 and 10, my parents said I was having a screaming nightmare where I was speaking in full sentences and talking about how the bad people were stabbing me or something to that effect. Yeaaaa happy times 😃
Maybe your parents molested you. Maybe your dad was stabbing you with his rancid sausage
17:43 Did anyone else think that was supposed to be uncle Paul for a minute? Sounded exactly like him and had the same name too!
Lol yeah I thought they would say something about it
Jim has the soupie poopies
I remember as a kid around 4/5 I had vaughly remember a friend (imaginary I hope) in the mirror I called Mr. Smiley he was my reflection that looked like me but eyes always shut and smiling, for some reason I still don't like to look at mirrors in the dark
Opie is too cool to eat carrots. He drinks em.
"SICK SICK SICK, sick fufcken puppies.
I don't know if I was imagining it or dreaming it but I used to remember chatting with my great grandmother who I remember but died when I was fairly young. I was in bed and half asleep but it happened a few times. When I told my parents they kind of shrugged it off and changed the subject pretty quickly, it seemed to bother them.
Here's where some of the stories Anthony was reading came from:
www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/1d2v7i/parents_of_reddit_what_is_the_creepiest_thing?sort=confidence
Now this is ANOTHER reason I'm not having any kids.
4:02 . Uncle Paul. Holy shit Jimmy 😂😂😂
Picture Norton with that sound clip of him forcing out his mud slide poopie and match it with the picture above LOL
Start playing at the 3 minute mark, thank me later.
I like listening to Jimmy shit, thank you very much
@@MrEvanNoyes 'mo
@@buhshmuh Nothing gay about a man appreciating another man of similar ilk’s bowel movements.
“He’s got an apparition in his pants”
Lol "snake neck"
I don't wanna name my channel that's what I call my penis
Earthworm neck you mean?
That ones great
This will be another "legit" reason why Ant never had kids.
what did the demon thing look like? thats some cool shit man
This was fun until they started taking phone calls. Boy did the listeners suck
She's right behind you Chippah 22:42
7:28 LMAO ant
21:53 the chippah call omg WTF haha
Love the music
>Honey & Thyme
>Honey & Thyme
>Honey & Thyme
How many fuckin Paul's are gonna call in?
None of those stories is as unsettling as the fact that Jimmy is now married to a man.
Never told his kid about his dead dad but had a photo of his dead dad on the mantle? Sure.
4:02 That is why Norton is the best!!
They say young kids can connect with things. Not gonna lie I'm laying here in the dark. That snake neck one creeped me my dad rest his soul was never a ghost believer. He was a religious man but never thought ghost where real. We use to live in an old farm house his family built back in the early 30's. One night my mom was at work and I was a toddler asleep. He said he heard the screen door slam and feet walk through the kitchen he turned to see if it was mom. He heard the feet RUN loudly back through the kitchen out the door and the screen door slamming. Mom told me the next day when she got home he was in the bed room with me and the lights on freaking out. People had died in that house. Young kids. Fucking ugh.
Chip’s story was the scariest.
Damn, how can it not be a good show when you open with fuckin Toronto international.
He couldn't keep a babysitter cuz the HOUSE was creepy...or his kid scared the shit outta any babysitter they got, always talking about dead people in the closet....
I don't know why, but I'm so angry at the fact that Jim thinks that audio of him splattering shit in a toilet bowl is funny, and that he felt compelled to play it for the audience.
Your post is 2 years old....I hope you are still pissed about it!
@Gabriel Godina You seem really smart...
He should of played it throughout the bit
You don’t know why? Dude I have been sick for two days and was finally eating a breakfast taco and that shot came in and then again after I skipped it. For every time he makes me laugh he pisses me off
It’s just not fucking funny. Especially for people with weak stomachs or with a bad hangover
When I was a kid, a little girl in my neighborhood drowned in the bathtub. Later, a kid moved into the house and I became friends with him. He said his baby sister would point at the bathroom and ceiling and say "girl."
Phil Connor’s? Lol!
Anthony is hilarious, you're like in a drunken blackout for a few years lol
google this : honey and thyme carrots new york restaurant - look at the 3rd link down
jimmies carrot side dish lol. yuk
.....um....why exactly should anyone give even half a fuck about this?
shouldn't have gotten high😨
GHOOOOOOSSSTTSSSS!
10:48: aww didee see liek sum FUCKiin, creepy s c a r y SHIT??
Im from...the future...
...Apal fuuls...
I really hope the cat's name is Billy Kane.
2:26
I assume the person who was sleeping on the ceiling was just the kid re-envisioning what they saw from a clip of A Nightmare On Elm St 1, when Tina is killed in her sleep while her boyfriend Rod was sleeping in the bed roused from his sleep in terror cowering in the corner of the room on the floor, Tina is dragged up onto the ceiling by Freddy and slashed apart and blood fills the ceiling as if it were pooling on the ground.
That kid is fucking creepy.
I am too, but the name fits.
Has your shadow ever walked off on you?
No, but my reflection has.
Lay off the dope
The snake necked person must've been a citizen of Kayan.
Or 50% likely a transgender. YES it’s a suicide joke
A lot of the stories aren’t creepy. They’re kind of sweet in a morbid way because the ghosts of their dead relatives aren’t really tormenting the children they’re just playing with them.
That is one Twilight Zone episode I've been trying to watch for a while. It's one of the only ones not on RUclips and I don't have Netflix to binge watch it
Yeah but that's not being creepy. That's just you being wigged out at consciousness. Ya know cuz its so new to you as a baby.
This bit was great until the attention-seeking callers started with their bullshit stories. Has a caller ever added anything to a show?
I agree, I hate when they take callers, they never add anything. This is the ONLY time I didn't mind. Why can't people just listen and enjoy. I'm sick of this self obsessed era we live in.
Aaaannndddd... they're all still atheists. Nothing wrong with that, but they deny the "other side" so vehemently it's surprising they would even review this topic. Thanks for uploading.
8:16 I dislike Opie as much as the next guy but I always laugh at "Phil? Phil Connors?"
No fucking way :0
Support your local planned parenthood.
I had to stop watching this.
BOO
fuck you scared me
Not cool man , c’mon
Bro I just busted a load wtf im so so scared
Booooooooo! Spoookyyyytt
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