-How do you like you food, sir? -Heart attack Edit: I just wrote this comment 3 months ago and here I am back and I can't believe this got 100k+ likes. Edit 2: This is a joke. A JOKE
i dont think that food is giving anyone a heart attack unless you already weights 400pounds i see nothing wrong with it beside the cheese which is not rly that much considering he ate less than half of it
Yes! They say I'm bad at this because I don't know how to make ramen noodles but I know how to make popcorn and coffee, and don't ask me any more about that...
"This is the kind of food that you eat once, then die of heart attack later." - Uncle Roger (also sorry if I didn't type exactly what he said it's kinda hard to remember)
"our child is going to be a musician!" "No he's going to be a chef!" *The child:* Guys i commented this 22 hours ago, what isn't even a day. I already have 2k likes. Yes, @SetkoM420, now it's 2.7K.
When mom says:He's going to ba a musician!! 😤😡😤😡😤And Then Dad says:He's going to be a chef honey! 😡😡😡😡😡😡😡The child:I'll become both then mom and dad! 😊☺️😊😊😊😊 That ladies and gentlemen is what we call 🌟Musichef🌟
![Eminem - Houdini [Official Music Video]](http://i.ytimg.com/vi/22tVWwmTie8/mqdefault.jpg)
This is the definition of, “is mayonnaise an instrument?”
Yes Patrick mayonnaise is an instrument
Horseradish is an instrument too
@@playgames1249*No, Patrick, mayonnaise is not an instrument.
@@POV_No_Fatherand also horseradish isn’t a instrument either
🎉
-How do you like you food, sir?
-Heart attack
Edit: I just wrote this comment 3 months ago and here I am back and I can't believe this got 100k+ likes.
Edit 2: This is a joke. A JOKE
First bite taste like heaven
Second one takes you there
- Wise person aka LionField
edit:hey 1k
Edit 2: I FIXED IT OK
@@KittyKatt420 😂😂😂😂
i dont think that food is giving anyone a heart attack unless you already weights 400pounds i see nothing wrong with it beside the cheese which is not rly that much considering he ate less than half of it
Am I going to heaven?@@KittyKatt420
@@og_commentor pprobably
Human: 70% water 💦
This guy: 70% cheese 🧀
Crispy on the outside , heart attack in the middle
~Gordan Ramsey
Y que lleva
Гек4😂
6
Ок😂
@@user-io1hs8ir9iholá
bro was holding back tears of grease when he did that chefs kiss 💀
ℂ𝕙𝕖𝕖𝕤𝕖
6оть
He was fine, not like he actually swallowed any of it. 100% just spat it all out. That's why it's cut together how it is at the end.
@@jayd8091yeah probably I mean it has so much cheese and ham 😭
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"Not very much cheese" his last words 💀
Thanks for the subtitles
@@KDnl2077 Your's Welcome
You called it cheese? 😂😂😂
@@pioterha yes 😅
Oh
"What instrument do you play?"
"Cooking"
‘The first bite is heaven’ ❤
‘The second will take you there’ 💀
💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀
🧁
"The first bite tastes like heaven, the second one takes you there."
-Lionfeld
LMAO😂
Not Lionfield though, I think Uncle Roger said that
nah you goin to hell for this one 💀
True
dif people before lionfeld said that before
Teacher: What instrument do you play?
Me: food
Teacher: 💀
lol
420th like😂😂😂
911th like👽👀☠️
💀💀💀💀
pbfos 😋😋
Bro was on life support while trying to eat that💀
Some people say the coldest temperature ever recorded anywhere in the universe is at the middle of that “thing”
First bite: Oh thats good
Second bite: Oh thats god
third bite: wait this ain’t the restaurant anymore
I exhaled through my nose. Thanks.
@@SchneezLMAOOOO
I like this version of the joke better than "First bite tastes like heaven, second takes you there" actually lmao
Sério isso? Eu sou a única brasileira daqui? E não a gente não vive em uma floresta (pelo menos eu não ).
The chesse part is an speedrun of a heart attack
YOU COPIED MY PROFILE PIC!
@@taniamaratortola4786bro there’s a lot of people with the same pfp. You not the only one. Unless your being sarcastic
yea
@@IdioticVR2632 bro there's a lot jokes on the world.
@@bobi_2137I don’t agree the person who said they copied their pic is whining about some pfp🙄
The way he played to the beat was so good
True
“what instrument do you use?”
“food”
“How would you like your heart attack?”
“Going 90 down the freeway.”
Something Graystillplays would say
lol
@@yeetuslord1104yea
😋😋🤫рвпапю
Npc
Ya know, sometimes I feel like I’m a bad cook… and then I watch stuff like this and realize I ain’t so bad
im sure youre not that bad... i mean your not not giving deadly food like in the vid💀
yup if u are not using CHIPS CANDY CANES AND CHEESE TOGETHER you are at least a lil good, (idk how good u are ofc) and i am also a cook!
Yes! They say I'm bad at this because I don't know how to make ramen noodles but I know how to make popcorn and coffee, and don't ask me any more about that...
Facts bro same here
@@Blackleg-Sanjihe didn’t even put candy canes in the dish😭
Boys felt the pickles being cuted💀
The first part got my brain buffering 💀💀
Ears: Blessed
Eyes: Impressed
Stomach: Deppressed
Heart: Dead
lol
Bowels: BUCKLE THE FUCK UP, JOEY
@@angelaburnett2134😐😐
My stomach is depressed😢
Literally true
Mother: You will be a chef
Father: No you will be musician
Him: Chef/Musician
Wow, seven hours ago😊
@@Bendy12350wow 15 mins ago
@@Ilikepizza321wow 36 seconds ago
@@santiagoalfaro7928 wow 37 minutes ago
wow 10 minutes ago
This makes me so happy to still see goodness in the world❤❤❤
Blind people at intro:💀🔥
If the death note turned into food this will be it
What?!
@@Brick-on5fy you will get a heart attack if you just sniff it
Hmm
Light Yagami has joined the chat
😂😂
“How much heart attack would you like with your meal? “ “ YES”
*how much meal would you like with your heart attack "no" *
More ham more cheese 🧀🍔😎
👇
No
That 0.1 percent of egg shell👀
The first bite is heaven.
The second one takes you there.
-Gordon Ramsay
The ham and cheese slap is what i hear from the next door neighbor at three in the morning
AYO
BUT VERY LOUD
BOI WHAT-
Boy what da hell
Ok that caught me off guard🤣
“Crispy on the outside. Heart attack in the middle.” - Gordon Ramsey
🍴🍴🍴🍴🍴🍴🌰🌰🍪🍪🌰🍪🍪🍰🌰🥤🥛🍨🥂🍫🫗🍺🍬
Очень вкусно
The fact he used candy canes 😂😂😂❤❤❤
He was holding back tears at that chefs kiss😂
Chef: "Not enough cheese..." 😂
Me:" I have more cheese
The guy: Here is the restaurant special: Attack on Heart
Eyes: blessed
Brain: impressed
Stomach:depressed
😂🤣SO true tho
Very true
Stomach : STAWP I DONT WANT A 300000 CALORIE SANDWICH I WANT RICE😭😭
so true XD
ya your a robot
Mother: he will be a musician
Dad: no, he will be a cook
I'm in my room:
mom : „he gets a musicer
dad : „he gets chef in a kitchen“
Dad:be a musician son😊
Mom:no be a chef😮
Meanwhile him:
MOM IM FAMOUS 💯💯
Musicef
@@ttvtla7469 Lol 😂
Muschef
Musicef chain here
doctor
The first bite tastes like heaven, the second sends you there
HELP WHATE
Lmfao
Stop being unoriginal
@@DigitalAqua.stop being dumb
@@OreoLandOffical I'm not
"What instrument do you play?"
"Cook"
That slap was personal
A wise man once said: "the first bite tastes like heaven, the second one takes you there"
Nah bro
True
never comment again 🙏
How do you like your food? - rush E
Who said that
The fact he used candy canes 💀💀💀
Ikr 🤣
He did that so the sound was louder I think
@@SH3EPYno. It was so he didn’t cut through the pickle fully, so he could make a cool twist!
왜 젓가락 안씀
Guy, this is to make a mound. You can do the same with potatoes. Plus the lollipops were in film! < |^
The poor Pringles😰
Me with 100 packs of lunchables 😂
“Don’t put too much I’m allergic to chee-“
*Famous last words*
GOD: how did you die?
“That doesn’t matter.”
God: okay, well do you want a slice of chee-
NO
@@user-dq5be3sw9b💀💀
@@user-dq5be3sw9bwhy would god be randomly giving out cheese? 😭
@@Mr101editzbecause he is kind
@@KylaToast_playing_Roblox- you’re right
"What instrument do you use?"
"cooking"
The putting sound in the start ☠️sus
This food is very romantic, it goes straight to the heart...
IM WHEEZING
😂😂😂😂😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😂😂😂
Bro it's just cheese wdym💀
@@treeandalive1997 that amount of cheese will give u a heart attack
how is bro still breathing
🖕🤟🖐✋🖖👌👌🤌👆👇👇🖕👆👉👈🤙🤟☝☝👎✊👊🤜🤜🤛👊👎👊🤜👏👏🙌👐🤲🤝✍💅🤳🦾🦵👂👃👃💪
"The usual sir?"
"Yes, with a side of kidney stones."
How much cheese would you like sir?
"Oh give me a heart attack amount"
first bite: heaven
second bite: takes you there
“How do you like your food sir?”
Him: “rush e”
Edit: DAD IM FAM-
oh right….
More like RUSH to the ER
@@C3H6N6O6.😂
@@C3H6N6O6.holy shit i thought of the exact same thing, i ain't even kidding
@@C3H6N6O6. 💀
@@C3H6N6O6. you read my damn mind
1 bite "Oh that's good"
2 bite "Oh that's god"
Underrated 😂😂
npc
@@airtaz npc
😂
Overused and cringe
Man I'm not going to lie shout out to America for making diabetes
He left a piece of egg shell in the eggs!! 😭
His heart: “if you don’t stop, I will.”
How does this have 76 likes and no comments? I’ll fix that.
Your comment needs 1k likes😔
@@AutumnAum your kind :)
@@AutumnAum awww thanks!
Cholesterol you consume doesnt necessarily enter blood stream
No
I feel like this is the equivalent of poisoning someone’s food without poison.
100%.
Йвапггщззыплк
It is, actually this can be said for many meals in those fast food joints
You 666 likes on your comment
😭😭
"first bite tastes like heaven, second bite takes you there"
リボルバーだからちゃんと6発なの細かくていいね
"This is the kind of food that you eat once, then die of heart attack later."
- Uncle Roger (also sorry if I didn't type exactly what he said it's kinda hard to remember)
Ha yaaaaaa
Hiyaaa...
😂😂
BRO ITS NOT Hiya OR Ha ya! ITS HAIYAAA
nuh uh
bros cooking it like a rhythm game
Lol your pfp of ramen
I got scared at the beginning, tbh I thought the comments would be a little more wild about that
“what instrument do you use?”
“food” 💀
Waiter: “What would you like today sir?”
Customer: “I’d like a spicy heart attack please!”
LET HIM COOK
😠😠😠😠😠😠😠😠😠😠😠😠😠😠😠😠😠😠😠😠😠😠😠😠😠😠😠😠😠😠😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡
“First bite is heaven the second one takes you there”. -a wise man
bros the copycat
Yo shout this dude out that dude that stuff looks so good I want to try it
“What instrument do you play?”
“WELLL….. “
FOOD
Is mayonnaise an instrument?
@@SkyWalker_596 yes
Is consent a construct?
@@SkyWalker_596WELL DUH
Twisting up that pickle was useless
“what instrument do you play?”
“food”
Trueeee
Lol
not gonna lie that really funny
😮 дипломатия,🤔🥜🥒🌶️🥪🍖🍗
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That sandwich looks like a health hazard lol
To me it actually looks pretty good 😋🤤👍
me:.. and
“ the first bite tastes like heaven the second one takes you there “ -uncle Rodger
Sandwich??😂
😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤
The meat and cheese stacking sounds like me and my grandma at 3.A.M
"no Patrick mayonnaise is not an instrument."
Pov: when you wanna be chef AND muscician at the same time 😂
211 likes and no reply?
One added like = 228
One added reply = 2 comments
@@KodyTheGreenCircle ok
@@GLAGGLELANDFUNNYNETWORK no prob :)
@@KodyTheGreenCircle yippee
bro is speedrunning a heart attack 💀
that is disgusting looking
💀💀💀💀💀
Wow so original 😒
Wow so original.... 🎅🏿
The way it looks so good but I know I wouldn’t like it 😭😭😂😂😂
Mom:he gonna be a chef👨🍳
Dad:No! He gonna be a musician
Him:
Mom: he will be musician
Dad: no, he will be chef
Son: don't worry, I can be both
After he was successful :
Son: hey mom I'm successful
Mom:omg!!
Dad:What job do you have?!
Son:The job that father and mother want!
Son: Musichef
@@Georgi_ebeautiful lol
☻☻☻☻☻
Son: both with heart attack challenger
Bro is making music while cooking 😂
i think he stole from namcook
Food: naaa
Editing: masterclass
@@TheEpicSpikeMan he has his face in the video..
@@TheEpicSpikeMan to be completely honest, i think namcook isn't the first to do it
Me making music with table
Cholesterol: I simply don't exist
Why did I laugh at this though 😭
I think my humor is broken
Teacher: What Instrument do you play?
Me: Food
Edit: MoM iM FaMoUs
How to steal a comment 101:
Food's are not only delicious, They also have a good taste of music :>
Lol
🧐🧐
não entendi
Cheesiest thing I’ve seen all day
go and watch zach choi lil bro💀
☝️🤓
8hrs ago
My Bowels Are Running As Fast As Possible Watching This
Cheesiest=mais extravagante?
Eu acho que cheesiest= _mais queijoso_
*mom: be a chef!*
*Dad: be a musician!*
*This dude:*
I swear, this is the noises i hear from bro at the back of the class, *and he doesnt have any food*
💀*Zach choi taking notes aggressively* 💀
노잼노잼노잼노잼노잼
abakbulenamakaidul😠😤💩👹
Teacher: what instrument you play?
Spaceagesnacks:Food💀💀
my girl playing beat saber to Rush E was sick too tho 😭😭💗❤️
The way he followed the song with food.......ITS AWSOME🎉🎉🎉
Like yeah ❤❤😱
It is amazing
Why don't they put the song that the song sound more better that's a great song with that
almost all food creators do that
Dad- “be a musician!” Mom- “be a chef!” Him- musician chef
No no no he’s just a musician
If this is what food looks like to you then it’s too late for yiu
bro, can you just stop commenting this?
@@pumpkinpersonn frr
@@Aviaether773 🤝
@@Aviaether773 i don't think he's a musician either
For some reason it looks so good 😭
‘Don’t play with your food’
This mf:
as a bassist, the triplets with the knife make me very happy
yes
yeahh
одлршдидд
вогшлплр0
Not a bassist but love it also makes the rhythm much more dynamic
those are sixteenths ❤
Did anyone else just assume this was Bayashi until the end of the video?
Yeah lol
Frfr😅
Nah not really cause he showed his face 5 seconds into the video
no because his cooking board is a different color
No, bayashi where black gloves all the time
The first bite tastes like heaven
The second bite takes you there💀
His food really said 🎹🎹🎹🎹🎹🎹
The first bite tastes like heaven; the second one takes you there 💀
Lol underrated comment
It’s literally just meat and cheese bro, why is everyone acting like this is gonna kill them?? This was a funny ass comment tho regardless 😂
I'm literally dying💀💀💀
@@RedRum253 Whose gonna tell him
@@RedRum2531 bite gives you heart disease and high blood pressure from the copious amounts of sodium packed into that fried brick of ham n cheese
First bite feels like heaven
Second one brings you there💀
Lmao😂😂
This is a bot. Bots copy like leading comments. They do it for no reason. They don't earn money. Just likes
@@throplagm the commenter is human
just leave them alone
fr
@@throplagm dude really thought that I’m a damn computer lmao
I didn't know that cucumbers were a musical instrument😂
"our child is going to be a musician!"
"No he's going to be a chef!"
*The child:*
Guys i commented this 22 hours ago, what isn't even a day. I already have 2k likes.
Yes, @SetkoM420, now it's 2.7K.
Chef musician
He’ll be highly regarded.
Chef tv man
Sort of a chef
When mom says:He's going to ba a musician!! 😤😡😤😡😤And Then Dad says:He's going to be a chef honey! 😡😡😡😡😡😡😡The child:I'll become both then mom and dad! 😊☺️😊😊😊😊 That ladies and gentlemen is what we call 🌟Musichef🌟
dad: become a chef
mom:be a musician
him:ok
-It's so crunchy, what did you put in there?
-Egg shells.
Edit: Wow, that's a lot of likes
and lil chicken bones
This recipe is pure love, it goes straight to the heart
fr
It goes straight to heart attack😂😂😂
LITERALLY 😂
FR BRO
*pure cholesterol