@@chickenleg2536 “Oh god, the Sun Gun’s failed!” “Oh god! It’s falling to Earth!” “Oh thank god, it fell into the Urals!” “OH GOD, it actually hit someone!” “Oh thank god… it was only Oskar Dirlewanger!”
That was bc I took revenge on him, totally worth it. P.S: I just noticed your comment so late bc of my slow ass internet, so I wouldn't be expecting you to read this, cheers 😁👍
Hey man, the fact that you’ve pushed out such high quality content in a short amount of time is amazing. I was thinking that’d it be cool to do a news report on The Oil Wars in the early 70s
The swastika painted on the sunbeam weapon is very realistic. Irl the Nazis slapped their symbol on literally anything they could.. Nazism is a brand, and they wanted everyone to see the logo wherever they went
@@Epentibi the most Hitlerian successor…Honestly though, Speer is the most interesting successor to me. There’s something about reforming a genocidal regime into a democracy that creates an amazing story
@@Epentibi true, but once the shackles have been lifted in any sense, democracy will follow. That's what makes his win so interesting. Speer paves the way for a modern future, even if he doesn't want it, it's inevitable by reforming the system. It's so interesting to me because when people imagine Germany winning WW2 nobody imagines how they could reform. Ngl I wanna write a book about this very subject. Just imagine how modern Germans would deal with the idea of genocide and conquest while living on the land they won in the war. There's so many questions relevant to modern history too
@@Unregistered.Hypercam.2. first of all, it eats some money, metals and fuel, leaving nothing to make guns, gears and nails. So if i am antifa, i cheer to this beautiful project
just found your channel and it is absolutely amazing and horrifying. this is ACTUAL analog horror edit: guys i know what TNO is, i meant actual as in these videos are terrifying in that they open a window into a world that couldve happened (I.E. an axis victory)
Alright folks Let's think about this for a second : This is mid-way through Goring's playthrough, so let's be very optymistic and say 1965 the US population in 1965 was around 194 000 000 people. This Laser cut through the entire great lakes region +DC, devastated the heartland and is seen heading towards california Even at best this is *still dozens of milions dead*, not counting all the people who will probably die due to forest fires this shit causes OR the sociedal breakdownt that follows the USA being essentialy split in 2 with some of its major food producing regions AND the Fedreal Government being snapped away.
first, it's needed to know sun gun (can i call it solaser?) radius, is it mirror or lens, some optical capabilities and finally count amount of megatonns per day in solar radiation this thing concentrates on such a surface. Maybe it just turns "pretty warm" into "Drink water and don't leave your homes", and maybe it melts concrete and changes climate and ecosystem.
I mean you would need to be capable of building a massive space station or possibly hundreds of satellites so not "anyone" but in theory the US government or possibly China could make something like this given enough time. I think they're probably decided on railguns for their orbital weapons though
Yeah, we can make just as much of a problem with ICBMs & TNDs & the like. The production of such weapons on a mass scale (in addition to the current arsenal) is currently more cost effective than an experimental space commie-burner-9000 that might run into all the junk we dumped up there. Not to mention, missile silos can be spread further apart instead of having one giant floating target in space.
@@EnSayne987 Well it may, but it's cheaper to just make more nukes and means to deliver them. Another cute solution is ozone weapons (spray chemicals on level of ozone layer over the target country, make it transparent for UV radiation, things will slowly die out. Prohibited by conventions, just like other eco-friendly weapons.) Railguns are more energy-efficient than coilguns, but need special shells, while coilguns may launch anything, from spaceships to steel cans filled with garbage
@@Слышьты-ф4ю Well yes I understand that but orbital satellite weapons are still a thing sort of so I guess missiles that can gut cities aren't enough to them. And when I said railguns I was referring in probably a mistaken way to tungsten rods aka Rods from God
"Sir, Göring has built a super weapon!" "Really? How does it work?" "Well, its like a giant magnifying glass." "lmao, thats fu-" *gets fucking eviscerated*
Even though it's meant to have no real audio, the escalating static sound as the sun gun moves across the country is terrifying. It sounds like a geiger counter going off around excessive radiation.
Funny enough a similar weapon can be found in mobile suit gundam where the earth federation using a huge mirror like reflection system to burn down the Principality of Zeon’s stronghold Solomon
the Sun Gun has to be the goofiest idea for a superweapon I've ever heard, like, what do you do with it when you don't need it anymore? Throw a really big sheet over it?
Black and white camera while having the technology to launch an spacecraft the size of continental america and potential to destroy all of humanity; seems legit
“Hitler,has only got one ball.Goering,has two but very small.Himmler,has something similar.And poor old Goebels, has no balls,at all.”Some angry British person
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Live footage of göring cooking his meal:
Hot Americano
mmmm, bacon
That's one well done steak
wait, i think i just realized; that sun beam started on the east coast at Jewyork 🤣
Let him cook.
Ah hell nah, Göring got a magnifying glass.
Lmao
We're all the ants.
Earth's simply the Ant mound.
Bro thinks he powerful by making a piece of glass 💀
*Vöring
βҽçąմʂҽ օƒ ąӀӀ էհҽ ɾąքҽ, çհìӀժ ɾąքҽ, աìƒҽ-ҍҽąէìղց, ցҽղìէąӀ ʍմէìӀąէìօղ ąղժ էҽɾɾօɾìʂʍ
cant imagine their faces when they accidentally point it to germania
Yeah I hope they have a switch to turn it off
Imagine it if falls to somewhere in the Urals...
@@EpentibiI hope they don’t. Reap what you sow
@@chickenleg2536 imagine if Yazov somehow takes it and makes it operational again
@@chickenleg2536 “Oh god, the Sun Gun’s failed!”
“Oh god! It’s falling to Earth!”
“Oh thank god, it fell into the Urals!”
“OH GOD, it actually hit someone!”
“Oh thank god… it was only Oskar Dirlewanger!”
How the 5 year old feels when using a magnifying glass on a ant hill
LMAO, that's literally me in my childhood, my bully hates it when I was doing it to his ant colony 🤣🤣
@@nabiljai9487 Sounds like you were the bully...
@@Astra2 fr
That was bc I took revenge on him, totally worth it.
P.S: I just noticed your comment so late bc of my slow ass internet, so I wouldn't be expecting you to read this, cheers 😁👍
We're this close 🤏 to having an analog horror series set in the TNO universe
We must verify our clocks.
And we were this close ✋ 🤚
On having TNO be actually real
@@charmer2087
Lets go
The world will be a Tno reference
Taboritsky at midnight be like
What a waste of time
Hey man, the fact that you’ve pushed out such high quality content in a short amount of time is amazing. I was thinking that’d it be cool to do a news report on The Oil Wars in the early 70s
Noted
This is fucking terrifying
Chef Goering cooking his barbecue
This is terrifyingly well done
so are those people on the ground
@@captaincritter1898 underrated comment 💀
@@captaincritter1898 GOD DAMN! 🤣🤣🤣
@@captaincritter1898 lmao
@@captaincritter1898 brooooo.
The swastika painted on the sunbeam weapon is very realistic. Irl the Nazis slapped their symbol on literally anything they could.. Nazism is a brand, and they wanted everyone to see the logo wherever they went
Especially considering the guy that built this was Herman Goring...
@@Epentibi the most Hitlerian successor…Honestly though, Speer is the most interesting successor to me. There’s something about reforming a genocidal regime into a democracy that creates an amazing story
@@WB-se6nz Yeah, though Speer's aim isn't really democracy, he just has a different idea of keeping the nazis in power.
@@Epentibi true, but once the shackles have been lifted in any sense, democracy will follow. That's what makes his win so interesting. Speer paves the way for a modern future, even if he doesn't want it, it's inevitable by reforming the system. It's so interesting to me because when people imagine Germany winning WW2 nobody imagines how they could reform. Ngl I wanna write a book about this very subject. Just imagine how modern Germans would deal with the idea of genocide and conquest while living on the land they won in the war. There's so many questions relevant to modern history too
@@WB-se6nzi mean, it kinda paralels either Gorbachev's USSR or Deng's China - reform can go both ways
pov: goring has a REALLY GOOD IDEA. wait a minute it actually worked?!?
nah it was one of the hitler wunderwaffe ass dreams in ww2 that never maked it to the blue print
How were they able to construct this massive monstrosity with no interference
Barely
I'm pretty sure this thing crashes into the Urals into the 60s
it either crashes in the urals , explodes on launch , etc
@@Unregistered.Hypercam.2. first of all, it eats some money, metals and fuel, leaving nothing to make guns, gears and nails. So if i am antifa, i cheer to this beautiful project
@@Слышьты-ф4ю?
Why the Urals specifically?
just found your channel and it is absolutely amazing and horrifying. this is ACTUAL analog horror
edit: guys i know what TNO is, i meant actual as in these videos are terrifying in that they open a window into a world that couldve happened (I.E. an axis victory)
@Processed Grain You dont understand what is happening in the video?
@Processed Grain bro i get why you wouldn't get the russian warlords but there is literally a swastika on the steel (can comments say that?)
@@highqualitygrunt8195 Swastika? I think so, because i see your comment, so it wasn't shadowbanned.
well, even if everything won't shatter, this project would ruin this guy's whole economics, and make someone else win pretty fast
Sorta
Goring out here helping americans burn some calories. A true king.
cant believe they almost managed to recreate the average temperatures in arizona
Almost 🤏
What everyone on earth sees when I mess with everything in Solar Smash:
TNO ANALOG HORROR IS REAL
This is for some reason creepy but also very well done
Alright folks
Let's think about this for a second :
This is mid-way through Goring's playthrough, so let's be very optymistic and say 1965
the US population in 1965 was around 194 000 000 people.
This Laser cut through the entire great lakes region +DC, devastated the heartland and is seen heading towards california
Even at best this is *still dozens of milions dead*, not counting all the people who will probably die due to forest fires this shit causes OR the sociedal breakdownt that follows the USA being essentialy split in 2 with some of its major food producing regions AND the Fedreal Government being snapped away.
Now that's what an expert would call it an "overkill", am I right?
is dat wat you said on the subreddit?
first, it's needed to know sun gun (can i call it solaser?) radius, is it mirror or lens, some optical capabilities and finally count amount of megatonns per day in solar radiation this thing concentrates on such a surface.
Maybe it just turns "pretty warm" into "Drink water and don't leave your homes", and maybe it melts concrete and changes climate and ecosystem.
>entire great lakes region
It didn't hit Michigan at all. Maybe it grazed the southernmost parts of Michigan.
You should join the TNO team
Goring is just a great big kid who learned to kill bugs with a magnifying glass.
I have no words, this is just great. I hope more people could see this
göring out here bringing california to the rest of america
The disturbing part about this is that anyone can make it, it's like taking a magnifying glass and burning an ant colony
I mean you would need to be capable of building a massive space station or possibly hundreds of satellites so not "anyone" but in theory the US government or possibly China could make something like this given enough time. I think they're probably decided on railguns for their orbital weapons though
Yeah, we can make just as much of a problem with ICBMs & TNDs & the like. The production of such weapons on a mass scale (in addition to the current arsenal) is currently more cost effective than an experimental space commie-burner-9000 that might run into all the junk we dumped up there. Not to mention, missile silos can be spread further apart instead of having one giant floating target in space.
@@EnSayne987 I mean using space weapon is a warcrime and most countrys like America agreed on this
@@EnSayne987 Well it may, but it's cheaper to just make more nukes and means to deliver them.
Another cute solution is ozone weapons (spray chemicals on level of ozone layer over the target country, make it transparent for UV radiation, things will slowly die out. Prohibited by conventions, just like other eco-friendly weapons.)
Railguns are more energy-efficient than coilguns, but need special shells, while coilguns may launch anything, from spaceships to steel cans filled with garbage
@@Слышьты-ф4ю Well yes I understand that but orbital satellite weapons are still a thing sort of so I guess missiles that can gut cities aren't enough to them. And when I said railguns I was referring in probably a mistaken way to tungsten rods aka Rods from God
Now this is some serious Wolfenstein shit
Well yeah, TNO stands for The New Order.
Jesus Christ the visuals are fuckin’ amazing
How you feel when you shine the Magnifying Glass on the Ant Hill:
Last crazy german idea be like
That would make a great james bond script
just imagine 1000 years later you're an alien investigating planet earth and then you see a huge circle with a swastika on it floating near earth
Now that's how you leave a mark on the world
Looks like he asked the scientist if it works and he just said "Trust me Bro"
"sir i think the jet propulsion system failed, and it's unable to turn before the ray will hit Germania"
Imagine being an American Astronaut and seeing a big ass swastika disintegrate your homeland
"Sir, Göring has built a super weapon!"
"Really? How does it work?"
"Well, its like a giant magnifying glass."
"lmao, thats fu-"
*gets fucking eviscerated*
A weapon like this would also heat up the atmosphere and burn everything to a crisp!
rays of light would not be directly seen in space.
bro imagine looking at the sky and there is a swastika there never going to be removed
Who let göring cook 🗣️🗣️🗣️
Speer Bormann🗣️🗣️
Here comes the sun
desolator ready
You see the laser doesnt burn everything it actually sends anything it touches directly into Göring's stomach.
what is up with the göring eating joke? I dont get it
Cameraman🗿
This was an actual plan by the Nazis funnily enough so it would fit into TNO Lore
6yr olds when they spot ants on the ground.
fun fact: this could light the atmosphere on fire
Even though it's meant to have no real audio, the escalating static sound as the sun gun moves across the country is terrifying.
It sounds like a geiger counter going off around excessive radiation.
Funny enough a similar weapon can be found in mobile suit gundam where the earth federation using a huge mirror like reflection system to burn down the Principality of Zeon’s stronghold Solomon
the Sun Gun has to be the goofiest idea for a superweapon I've ever heard, like, what do you do with it when you don't need it anymore? Throw a really big sheet over it?
*yes*
just turn it back toward the sun
@@zelda_smile so the sun's wind smashes this bigass mirror into the earth?
goofy ass german wonder weapons bro
"hey man, i found the money and manpower to build this thing! i sure hope satan is not gonna backstab me for this"
Black and white camera while having the technology to launch an spacecraft the size of continental america and potential to destroy all of humanity; seems legit
It doesn't have to be legit, it has to look scary.
Holy shit this is terrifying
A meal for a human-blimp
A baked alaska and kentucky fried kentucky
Göring went full Akira
It really looks like phantasmagoric creepypasta now
The camera man went out of his way with this one.
Thank God it missed my house
John Glenn with his Superior Space Program: Impossible
Göring just wanted some American beef steak
gigachad Göring moment
The ultimate scorched-earth strategy.
When you let Göring play Solar Smash:
very interesting,but don't forget the non-English speakers, Can't wait for the subtitles ;)
Yeah in what language?
@@yasserarsalane2271 language of silence, us foreigners don't speak that
Live Footage of Goring Playing Solar Smash:
Live footage of Göring roasts USA
“The SUN is WARMING UP??”
The Wunderwaffen will win the War!
Hier kommt die sonne
German General: "Mein Fürher, the Sonnengewehr is ready to fire."
Göring: "EINS. HIER KOMMT DIE SONNE"
the cameraman:🗿
Well i guess that means im dead
what the ants see when you pulll out the magnifing glass
Bro's didn't know this thing will fly away💀
Damn, that is really fucking cool.
Goodbye burgers!
I HAVE AN IDEA! MAKE A DEEP FAKE WHERE Anatoly Sobchak is interogating Andrey Dikiy in the courtroom scene of the "A few good men movie"
Göring heard about the Jewish space laser and said “oh yeah, we can do it better!”
"Hmm... Today I will watch the news"
Me cooking my hamburgs:
The xindi weapon has become real.
THE FULL, CONCENTRATED POWER, OF THE SUN! FIRE!
the camera man:
Goring? Of course this is a burgundy idea.
POV you forget to turn off the oven
Imagine a game like Ace Combat but in World war 2 and this was the final boss
The Sonnengewehr?
This looks so real
Ah yes recoil-less sun gun
Goring baking Americans
Ah yes the big space magnifying glass
Enough internet for today...
SCP-001 in a nutshell
When day breaks.
Absolutely insane.
The physics don't check out
Calm down guys he was getting fed up with ohio memes
Why did You burn the earth?
“Hitler,has only got one ball.Goering,has two but very small.Himmler,has something similar.And poor old Goebels, has no balls,at all.”Some angry British person
live footage of 1945 alternate ending:
LET HIM COOK
Goring got a glassing beam 💀
I'm Glad Himmler does not have the Sun Gun
litteraly death star