Of course he is. He going up against Seaman. He gotta worry bout getting touched by seaman. He gotta watch out for seaman and tread carefully, cause seaman always out here looking for him.
Acevane showed me that black manta takes a TON of Ls he lost to snow cat bitch... he lost to herpes...he lost to some dude in the hall...L after L after L
"I'm not one of dem bitch ass Gotham villians bro i will kill you bro. I put that on the Atlantic" Something about the delivery of those lines has me dying every time 🤣
This silence is what made me discover this channel. 10 seconds with nothing but silence . But I swear to God, you could hear Black Manta's thoughts 😂😂😂
Black Manta: _"I'm talkin about the David you said look like Yahya Abdul-Mateen... That David."_ Wonder Woman: "...The second?" Black Manta: _"Bitch the first ain't famous!"_
Black Manta: _"If I was a movie star my name would be Chris Toucher!"_ Batman: *"And my name would be Jackie Hands!"* Black Manta: _"Well guess what your about to star in a franchise called Touch Hour!"_ Batman: *"Sounds like softcore porn!"* Black Manta: _"It's hardcore!"_
It’s crazy how I can watch all his videos dozens of times, know them word for word, and still bust out laughing like I was hearing the joke for the first time. Truly a gift that I’m glad he shares with us all.
If I gotta get my ass beat by a snow ninja cat bitch, you gotta getcho ass beat by a snow ninja cat bitch too! Yes TF I don’t 😂😂😂😂 OMG this never stops being funny! I listen to these everyday while I’m working and the way I bust a whole gut every time! Nigga shit a 238. This nigga can’t afford to breathe. He prolly already owe you money 😂😂😂😂😂 Ace please keep these coming! We gotchu King❤❤❤
"If I gotta get my ass beat by a snow ninja cat bitch, you gotta get ya ass beat by a snow ninja cat bitch too!" 😂😂😂😂😂 I laughed so fuckin hard at this shit that I farted and that shit hurt a little
"If I gotta get my ass beat by a snow ninja cat bitch, you gotta get yo ass beat by a snow ninja cat bitch tOoooOOoo" I cant laugh any harder at something. Lmao 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣
If I got to get my ass beat by snow ninja cat bitch you got to get your ass beat by snow ninja cat bitch toooo! is one of my favorite lines of all the time
I’ve seen the movie Aquaman several times. I watched it recently with my Sis and was star struck when I saw Black Manta! He never affected me before EVER but since I’ve become an Ace Vaniac I’ve been a super fan of Black Manta❤
Black manta smashed wonder woman yet he's not calling to smash again. Focused on villainy, i respect that
"One time thats fine with me"
He had "Clap Amazonian Cheeks" on his bucket list, and he did that. So he can scratch that off the list.
😂💀😂
Super freinds Wonderwoman is what you would call a "one hit wonder"
Black Manta has his priorities straight.
Black Manta is the most stressed out member of the Ace Vane universe.
He runs a close 2nd, that's Black Lightning 😂😂😂
@richardtbrown756 I hate it here bro! 😂
Of course he is. He going up against Seaman. He gotta worry bout getting touched by seaman. He gotta watch out for seaman and tread carefully, cause seaman always out here looking for him.
My man ain't gon be outta debt till 2523!
Nah right before him is black lightning 😭
“Can I get some beeffff…….hhhand broccoli”😂😂😂😂😂😂
@SIR DIXON 🤣 it’s the pause between beef and broccoli.
The way he ordered this...😂😂😂😂😂
WHY??.... Why are you doing this??
"Why? Why are you doing this?"
I quote this in traffic and giggle my ass off. It keeps me sane.
My fav
All of Mantas dialogue is pure gold
Big fucking facts ❤😂
Facts
💯💯💯
It’s his voice that makes it funnier
Just watched Aquaman 2 and the whole time I thought of Ace Vane's Black Manta. 🤣
His credit score is 238. He cant afford to breath. He probably already owe you money 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂.
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
MaaaaN😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Didn’t think it was possible to get a 238😂😂
It’s a 240😂
I bout fucking died at this part. 😂😂😂😂
Doesn't matter if RUclips keeps taking it down, we'll always come through for you king.
💯
Like BlockBuster, "If Ace posts it, we will come!"
On gawd!
Finna rewatch 12 times just to spite RUclips
I ain't even know they took it down. Don't matter I'm here regardless
"I didn't know your superpower was telling me what a good Idea was" 🤣🤣🤣
"He lying ma'am." 🤣😂💀😭 she beat his ass so bad Black Manta became polite
He was scared asf 😂🤣😂
Acevane showed me that black manta takes a TON of Ls he lost to snow cat bitch... he lost to herpes...he lost to some dude in the hall...L after L after L
Lol
That's called respect LMAO she got it up outta him. He had no choice
I never thought about it like that lls
0:59 "Bitch got a body count like John Wayne Gacy."
Lmfaooooo
Oh fuck
Exactly that’s wild. The killer clown
That part was like🫣then hollering 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣genius ✊🏾✊🏾✊🏾🤣🤣🤣😮
That pause before the "nigga what?" Gets me every time 😂
“She’s a fuckin assHAVIN”😂😂 got me rolling every single time
“I mean she’s just a vegan. That doesn’t make her a villain!” LMFAO!!
Stg that shit got me dead everytime 😂
Black Manta really the best character in the AceVerse
100% Black Manta is the absolutebest!!!
Lowkey green arrows character be having me crying 🤣
Black manta and batman it's a throw up😂😂😂
@@joeljones8196 Toss up
Nah aquaman got him beat
"I'm not one of dem bitch ass Gotham villians bro i will kill you bro. I put that on the Atlantic"
Something about the delivery of those lines has me dying every time 🤣
😂😂😂
1:17 "You fuck yo villains all the time!"
"Bitch, I would never! I stand for fuckin' justice!"
"You be standin' up in Catwoman too! What about dat?"
Lmfaoooo
She not a villain she more like a anti hero 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@@NeoDragonFlame "Poison Ivy?"
@@cantbelieveimdoingthis7550 She a vegan that don't make her a villian
@@normalguyhere9158 Talia Al-Ghul?
who the fucc said I'm Chinese I'm black, "why, why you doin this" lmao gets me evrytime
😹😹😹😹😹😹
when he said this a jamaican restaurant I was done 😂😂😂😂
Bruh 😂
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Martin Ruther King Day 😂😂😂😂😂
Bruh’s pause after “ima drown him” is infinitely 😂😂😂
That shit had me cryin
That shit get me everytime I swear I hit the screen to make sure it’s still playing 😂😂😂😂
Spit my water out waiting for him to reply when I saw it 😂
I CAN BLOW ANYTHING'S BACK OUT WHETHER IT HAS A BACK, OR NOT!
That is the biggest flex I've ever heard.
The drowning aquaman is my favorite sketch. That silence was perfect.
This silence is what made me discover this channel. 10 seconds with nothing but silence . But I swear to God, you could hear Black Manta's thoughts 😂😂😂
@@mozermzr3186a perfect example of the silence was loud
Black Manta: _"I'm talkin about the David you said look like Yahya Abdul-Mateen... That David."_
Wonder Woman: "...The second?"
Black Manta: _"Bitch the first ain't famous!"_
"Oh yeah, my bad,i did throw you some ass."😂😂😂
😂😂😂😂😂
Black Manta: _"If I was a movie star my name would be Chris Toucher!"_
Batman: *"And my name would be Jackie Hands!"*
Black Manta: _"Well guess what your about to star in a franchise called Touch Hour!"_
Batman: *"Sounds like softcore porn!"*
Black Manta: _"It's hardcore!"_
I quote this lol
“I’m not- sure I know what we’re talking about anymore..”
@@hexit7777 _"Do you _*_understand_*_ the words that are coming out of my mouth?"_
@@SidneyMosley “Can’t see your mouth
@@billyegg31_"Oh yeah tha-that's right, my bad."_
“Why would you open a Chinese restaurant in China ?” 🤣🤣🤣
Any restaurant opened in China would be a Chinese restaurant.. 😭
He's got a point 😂
BM: "Why is everybody so sexxyyy?"
Scarecrow: "ey bruh, you aight?"
BM: ".... nvm"
😂😂☠️
Shit has me crying 💀💀
BLACK MANTA : Why? Why are You Doing This? -😂😂😂
He just be stressin
Tryna deal with his everday life
"his credit score is 238"
... "he prolly already owes you money" pure gold lmao!!
"He can't even afford to breathe!"
Between Seaman, Black Manta and Batman I can't stop laughing 😂😂😂
Robin hyping Batman or calling him Daddy got 😂🤣😭
Them 3 is legendary 😂
you gotta add the question on the list 🤣🤣🤣
@@6aboyplays396 but you just asked a question with a question 😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣
The Question tho
It’s crazy how I can watch all his videos dozens of times, know them word for word, and still bust out laughing like I was hearing the joke for the first time. Truly a gift that I’m glad he shares with us all.
I have been doing the same thing all day today
“He lyin ma’am”
I’m crying 😂
Do I even have to comment again and again how iconic black manta's voice is? The echo makes him really stand out.
What echo?
Beef…aaaand broccoli 😂
"That wasn't pulled pork, that was pulled people." Kills me everytime.
"Dick don't fold me, I fold Dick" lives in my mind rent free
That shit sounds like it hurts 😂
@@medpackpapi_ymg4556 It was…..but I like that $hit though 🤣
@@dragastarr2926like folding it on soft?
WW dom top.
"Can I get some beef... and broccoli."🤣🤣🤣
“I’m not taking the L by my self man” LMFAOOOOOOOOO
6:30 "he lying ma'am" Dude got his ass kicked and got super respectful.
"so you think i'm out here fucking fish"
"so you think i'm down here clapping octopus cheeks and blowing squids back out" 🤣😭
I can blow anything's back out whether it has a back or not 😤
"My sex game is immaculate and I can blow anything's back out whether it has a back or not."
Almost killed me. i couldn't stop laughing at this crazy ass conversation
He was tho
Every time this gets reuploaded, I'll watch this again.
Bro!!! "If I gotta get my ass beat by a snow ninja cat bitch, you gotta get yo ass beat by a snow ninja cat bitch too!" Bruh!!!🤣🤣🤣
"This ni**a can't afford to breathe" 😂😂😂
it dont matter the 15 solid seconds of silence after "im guna drown him" will always kill me
YOUR FOREHEARD LOOK LIKE IT ABSORB SOOOULS!
That is one of the most memorable insults I've ever heard.
“I’m not one of those bitch azz gothem villains bro” has to be one of tha funniest things I’ve ever heard in a minute
When he he said "N**gga I will k*ll you" 😂😂😂
“You ain’t gon, you ain’t gon do shit! Not to me!” That part gets me dead every time. I be rewinding that shit soooo much bro 😂😂😂😂😂
"This muthafuckah wanna die!"
Every time I hear "whoragami" i laugh my ass off lol
Me too! It's my favorite saying!
I love the "Touchable" skit because it has my favorite 3 trash talkers Batman, Black Manta and Wonder Woman. Perfection!!!
The Wonder Woman forehead roast has me in stitches 😂
Till this day😅😅😅
😂😂😂😂
✊🏾✊🏾✊🏾✊🏾hilarious genius ✌🏾
“She look like goddamn with a side of WOAH” has me in tears😂😂😂
Damn shame RUclips messed with your stuff, but I hope this one stays up. You made Black Manta one of my favorite people now.
"How nasty a B gotta be these days."- some true words right here
She just ate a spiiider...🤣🤣🤣
“Man y’all ackin like the bitch ate a pulled pork Jeffrey damars sandwich or something”
Best line EVER
When Black Manta says: You are sooooo Wrong!!!!... I died 💀😅
Poison Ivy "Just because she's a vegan don't make her a villain." 🤣🤣
"All you got to do is Grill, My Guy!" - Wonder Woman 😂😂 Top Tier
"Why would I open up a Chinese restaurant in China?"
No no, that makes perfectly good sense.
You be standing up in Catwoman too!
Wonder Woman with the logic
vane fam, you know what to do….
rewatch this video 20 times like we do with all this funny ass shit 😂
10:46 "This is all original equipment, this ain't no BBL, I made myself a thick bitch with a Fitbit" 😂
Yo ppl sleep on that one
The Bars were hittin in that sketch!😂😂
“Dang you Sexy tooooo…Why is everybody so Sexyyyyy???” The Black Manta is just too Hilarious and overly high😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
"He lying ma'am" lol the snitch tone of voice is hilarious
The switch up was real.
"He lying ma'am"💀💀💀
That line was perfection . She beat the respect into him
I love Diana be coming through for Bruce. "Why you talking like it's just him?" 😂😂😂
0:34 "I had your ass folded like a napkin at a 5 star restaurant, call that shit Whoreagami" best line ever
11:49 the silence here is pure GOLD 😂😊
If I gotta get my ass beat by a snow ninja cat bitch, you gotta getcho ass beat by a snow ninja cat bitch too! Yes TF I don’t 😂😂😂😂 OMG this never stops being funny! I listen to these everyday while I’m working and the way I bust a whole gut every time! Nigga shit a 238. This nigga can’t afford to breathe. He prolly already owe you money 😂😂😂😂😂
Ace please keep these coming! We gotchu King❤❤❤
It’s giving the same energy as Boondock’s Killer Kungfu Wolf Bitch
THIS THIS!! 💀 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣✊🏾✊🏾✊🏾✊🏾✊🏾✊🏾🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣FHFR!!
@@imaniharrigan9550I read that and heard the sound effect in my head
😂😂😂
13:16 "She got memories from before she was born" im 💀💀🤣🤣🤣
We definitely need more Black Manta content
"If I gotta get my ass beat by a snow ninja cat bitch, you gotta get ya ass beat by a snow ninja cat bitch too!" 😂😂😂😂😂
I laughed so fuckin hard at this shit that I farted and that shit hurt a little
The pause after "I'm bout to drown 'im" 🤣🤣
11:40 - 11:52 has to be the longest silence in history.
"If I gotta get my ass beat by a snow ninja cat bitch, you gotta get yo ass beat by a snow ninja cat bitch tOoooOOoo"
I cant laugh any harder at something. Lmao 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣
If I got to get my ass beat by snow ninja cat bitch you got to get your ass beat by snow ninja cat bitch toooo! is one of my favorite lines of all the time
He lyin ma'am, we split a Uber to get here... Damn bro, it's like that??? 😂
Some say you can still hear black manta asking about P valley to this day
“Bitch gotta a body count like John Wayne Gacy”😂😂
"She a f'n assassin."
"She's a f'n Ass-Havin!!"
🤣
“Imma drown him” has me in TEARS
That Chinese restaurant skit was hilarious 😂😂
"Where in the WORLD do you see a gorilla with a beret on that CARES?" 😂👌
“This man can’t afford to BREATHE!”
Bruh said he had her folded like a napkin at a five-star restaurant! 😂😂😂😂😂💀
11:20 "HO HOOO SSSHHHHITT, it just got sinister as FUCK!"😂
“The David you said looked like Yaya Abdul maten”…. That shit murders me every time
Bro i just climbed a whole mountain, i just want some beef, and brahcoli 😅😂
“She look like gyat damn, with a side of WHOA!”😂😂😂 Rodin with the roasts
I'm wearing a robe in the day time! I'm wise as fuck!😂😂😂😂😂
@ 11:13 " i caught his ass slippin asleep hit him on top of the head so hes knocked out twice" 😂😂😂 this line finished me off 😭
Yeah that's that Inception!
This is by far the best one!! Even after 50x watching this, it's still funny af!🤣🤣🤣
“I put that shit on the Atlantic” man listen!!!😂
Hands down,funniest skit I've ever seen. The beginning,with wonder woman,is pure effin gold.
Not afraid of top flight security……proceeds to get rolled up in a matter of seconds
11:40
I'm bout to drown him!
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_nigga what?_
Anyone ever tell my boy what Pea Valley is? 😂
And where did that gorilla with the barrette go?!? 😂😂😂
*P Valley
“You look like Goddamn with a side of whoa” gets me every time lmao!!!😂
I'll never get tired of watching these
"Oh,you want smoke toooooo?"
All you gotta do is grill my guy 😂😂😂
Look bro I just climbed a whole mountain my guy. Can I get some beef and broccoli. Lol
Patreon, Acevane.....consider it. I will pay for it! If RUclips keeps being difficult, consider another avenue.
Whenever I’m having a bad day or need something to cheer me up I always come to your videos 🫠
He dropped this mans whole social security number 🤣🤣🤣
I just looked him up
Black manta sets the ocean on fire 🔥
“…My god bro nobody cares” 😂😅🤣
Maaaaaaan that is the funniest ish ever
I have seen @ 4:49 40 times and it still cracks me up, funniest shit ever! I wish Ace Vane had a dollar for every time I’ve seen it.
10:04 Every time I see this some part of me still wishes he said "Amanda Fucking Waller!""
I’ve seen the movie Aquaman several times. I watched it recently with my Sis and was star struck when I saw Black Manta! He never affected me before EVER but since I’ve become an Ace Vaniac I’ve been a super fan of Black Manta❤