Loving Zachary Burlett's comical reactions. He even knows how ridiculous it sounds. I'm sure the lawyer wishes he was somewhere or someone else at that moment. 😂😂😂
No, He was going to cut it off but then changed his mind as soon as he made the first cut but it was too late. 🎶 The first cut is the deeeeepest oooh yeeeah🎶
I’ve carried a pistol on my ankle so I can imagine a tether. Some paints are tighter around ankle area depending on the style and cut so I could see what he was trying to say. “I was trying to split my jean’s enough to get them on.” How you are dumb enough that you can’t articulate it is hilarious 😂
Judge: Why can't you just answer my questions. Defendant (if they told the truth): Because your honor, I live by lying, cheating, scamming and committing other criminal acts. Due to my chosen lifestyle, I try very hard not to be honest.
Y'all, there's 2 types of professionals you don't wanna skip on paying: the first is your doctor, cuz the minute you do, you end up needing them the most (I work in healthcare and see it all the time). The second is your lawyer, ESPECIALLY in a capital case that could send you down for life or worse. Pay. Your. ATTORNEY.
My surgeon father once said that there were two clues that you were not getting paid, he was in private practice in the 1950s, one was if they called him "Doc" and if they said "money is no object". Money is no object when they have no intention of paying the bill.
The lady who won't pay her lawyer ... It's painful listening to her twist and turn her speech as to why. Why is she so confused 🤔? If she's poor, the state will give her an attorney. She just wants free service. I imagine she non-pays all her bills this way!
She’s the kind of person who orders Uber eats. Eats it and then says it never arrived. She will eat everything at a restaurant except a tiny bit of meat on the bone and then refuses to pay because she didn’t like it. She is one of those who wants everything for nothing but not only that, she wants the best of it to suit her boujie lifestyle. She also doesn’t care who has to cover those costs. That’s a them problem.
what i took away from it is..... she thought by giving him some money that he'd have to come to all the court cases and after it's resolved he can just bill her and i doubt she would or had any intention of paying the full amount. i would guess someone told her that if she gives an attorney any money that they are obligated to come to all court dates and then they'd just sue you for the rest or something to that effect.
That last lady is delusional. You hired him so PAY HIM! In what world do you think you can hire an attorney, pay a third of his retainer, and expect the judge to force him to continue representing you?!
In case number 3 there was definitely a reason why the defendant looked online to find out what the maximum amount of time is that fentanyl can stay in your system .
I get the feeling this girl thought she would hire a lawyer and then get out of the contract to pay him. I believe she knew she wasn't going to follow through with payment. She just maybe didn't want a "court appointed" lawyer.
Re the last case where woman hasn’t paid up her attorney. WASHTENAW COUNTY, MI - One person was arrested after police said she shot and injured a woman in a Washtenaw County grocery store parking lot. Kenyasia Daijanique Johnson-Jackson, 28, was arraigned on charges of assault with intent to murder and discharging a weapon from a vehicle causing injury on Sunday, March 31 before 14A-1 Magistrate Elisha Fink. Johnson-Jackson is accused of shooting a 46-year-old Ann Arbor woman after a dispute. They didn’t know one another.
@@emorykat It means she’s delusional, lives in a t.v. fantasyland, and is a POS. Actually, I’m not sure that’s an accurate interpretation, but she sure fits that description … so there’s that.
Per the last case…my first career was a litigation secretary/paralegal and the lawyers I worked for had a lawyer/client agreement with all expected estimated costs including the lawyer’s hourly rate and the paralegal’s hourly rate, and the amount of any retainer fees. For example, for a civil case the cost for representation might be $15,000 with the potential to go lower or higher. Those retainer fees are immediately paid to the lawyer to start the case…drafting answers to the complaint and motions, filing fees the court charges, etc. Once the retainer is exhausted it automatically goes into the hourly rate. Capital cases are lengthy and costly and often lawyers can agree to an arrangement where the client agrees to making monthly payments. He’s not a public defender and since she wants free legal counsel that’s the route she needs to take because she’s trying to shaft her lawyer. I don’t blame him for wanting to drop her.
At about 3:30 the guy in the bottom right realizes he can't watch this without laughing, and tries to hold it while he knocks his camera over. Then he gives up and just laughs on camera.
I have this recurring nightmare. I'm just on the verge of sleep, and I hear this massive voice ring out, "Mr. Allen!" Next thing I know, I'm standing beside the bed with my hands behind my back.
So that last case, was her plan to hire a lawyer, knowing full well she isn't going to pay him, and just expect him to do the job??? There are some really awful people in the world. You think you can work the system and get away with whatever you want? I hope he keeps coming for the rest of the money he earned.
And she STILL owes for the retainer, little do she know. It was a legal agreement, that the court will make her pay and/or it will be up for collections and eventually reported on her credit report.
😮 That last girl is about as clueless as they come. Whoever ends up being her lawyer needs to sit down with her and explain basic court procedures. She's about as lost as they come.
I don't know who has the better reaction to "I accidentally cut my tether", Judge Simpson or Zachary Burlett. Mr Burlett had a hard time really holding it together. At one point he had to turn his chair around so no one could see him cracking up, lol.
Yeah, he'd either slice his leg or stab it trying to get it through the pants first since he was using a knife and not scissors. Does that guy even know how scissors work??
I love how the judge and his officers have a que to listen for and as soon as they hear it they stand behind the defendants because they know they’re going in cuffs 😂
Wow, I had no idea It worked like that, that a defendant can stiff their lawyer and still receive a public defendant. I thought she would have to go back out and search for one.
Well you’re entitled to a lawyer if you can’t afford one so that’s exactly how it works. Sucks for the lawyer she tried to retain but she’s the definition of indigent at that point. If she couldn’t afford that one it’s not going to do anyone any good to go back out there and search for another so public defender it is.
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I don't know who Zachary burlett is but he is hilarious trying not to be seen laughing
Yes!😂
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Loving Zachary Burlett's comical reactions. He even knows how ridiculous it sounds. I'm sure the lawyer wishes he was somewhere or someone else at that moment. 😂😂😂
I was laughing about that too! I was really kind of surprised that he didn't spew his coffee all over the computer a time or two! He cracked me up!🤣😂🤣
And Rich is just there stoic as hell
was just gonna comment this lmaoo 😂
Quite nice to look at too. 😊
@@tiffanylehan1971yes, definitely
Zach is all of us!
3:26 Zackary Burlett is everybody watching!!! lol!! 🤦🏻♀️🤣☺️
Right... why that fool kept twisting around😂
Can we get him for watch along s 😂
He's funny@Zachary Burlett!
I guess I’m having an off day cause he’s irritating tf outta me🤷♀️🙄
4:03 I’m living for Zachary’s reactions lol
😂😂😂😂😂😂me too
He’s cute too
@@melissalough5594 Truuuue
Zachary Burlett's reaction to the cutting the tether is priceless!
I thought he was going to fall off his chair when he realised that guy was trying to say he was cutting his trousers with a knife 😊
Zachary Burlett.....lol I'm rolling 😂😅😂😅😂😅
He had to turn his chair around at one point LMAO🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@@Mariem090 Just his facial reaction got me rolling 😂🤣😆 He made my day ❤️❤️
Yesss 🤣 he was on another channel with r different defendants and his facial expressions were priceless 🤣🤣
@@ThePonyaS lol... I've seen that was a surprise look😮😮😮 on what the guy was charged for 😆🤣😂😆🤣😂
@@jodidelacruz7399 he should have his own reaction channel to the most ridiculous excuses, he would blow up!
No, He was going to cut it off but then changed his mind as soon as he made the first cut but it was too late. 🎶 The first cut is the deeeeepest oooh yeeeah🎶
Baby ya know!
I’ve carried a pistol on my ankle so I can imagine a tether. Some paints are tighter around ankle area depending on the style and cut so I could see what he was trying to say. “I was trying to split my jean’s enough to get them on.” How you are dumb enough that you can’t articulate it is hilarious 😂
@@cbozant3428maybe...
Judge: Why can't you just answer my questions.
Defendant (if they told the truth): Because your honor, I live by lying, cheating, scamming and committing other criminal acts. Due to my chosen lifestyle, I try very hard not to be honest.
Now if she had said that, it would be the only believable thing she said 😂
The other guy putting the camera down so we wouldn’t see him laughing at the excuse lol
Omgosh!!! I simply love the Judge!!! 👏 👏 👏
"Dirty Ear Zach" needs his own Court Zoom reaction channel!!! I would totally watch that!!!
Yuk
Y'all, there's 2 types of professionals you don't wanna skip on paying: the first is your doctor, cuz the minute you do, you end up needing them the most (I work in healthcare and see it all the time). The second is your lawyer, ESPECIALLY in a capital case that could send you down for life or worse. Pay. Your. ATTORNEY.
My surgeon father once said that there were two clues that you were not getting paid, he was in private practice in the 1950s, one was if they called him "Doc" and if they said "money is no object". Money is no object when they have no intention of paying the bill.
Add mechanic to that list or else your xss is on FOOT PATROL 🚶
and that's sad. Healthcare should be free
The lady who won't pay her lawyer ... It's painful listening to her twist and turn her speech as to why. Why is she so confused 🤔?
If she's poor, the state will give her an attorney. She just wants free service. I imagine she non-pays all her bills this way!
She’s the kind of person who orders Uber eats. Eats it and then says it never arrived.
She will eat everything at a restaurant except a tiny bit of meat on the bone and then refuses to pay because she didn’t like it.
She is one of those who wants everything for nothing but not only that, she wants the best of it to suit her boujie lifestyle.
She also doesn’t care who has to cover those costs. That’s a them problem.
Go figure....she wants a free attorney. Pay your bill and get assistance!!
How dare anyone hire a lawyer and not pay them.
An unpaid lawyer is a bad lawyer, while they can’t do a bad job on purpose but they can sure do the bare minimum
Not only that but she wrote up a payment plan essentially telling him how the payments were going to go! 😂😂 She never even stuck to that.
what i took away from it is..... she thought by giving him some money that he'd have to come to all the court cases and after it's resolved he can just bill her and i doubt she would or had any intention of paying the full amount. i would guess someone told her that if she gives an attorney any money that they are obligated to come to all court dates and then they'd just sue you for the rest or something to that effect.
Yes! She wanted him to do all the work for 1/3 of payment. Cheeky! @DBZluvz
@@kellyarcher5618 are you from Louisiana? My Louisiana folks use cheeky 😂 I had never heard it used in that form before. ❤
16:14
Defendant: "Your honor, may I say something?"
Defense lawyer: "I don't think that's a good idea."
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That last lady is delusional. You hired him so PAY HIM! In what world do you think you can hire an attorney, pay a third of his retainer, and expect the judge to force him to continue representing you?!
In her world, where she’s entitled to anything she wants. whenever she wants it … and the taxpayers foot the bill. 😂
I watch judge Simpson the most I think he's very fare and a good guy he listens to both sides and doesn't play favourite to anyone
In case number 3 there was definitely a reason why the defendant looked online to find out what the maximum amount of time is that fentanyl can stay in your system .
One of my favorite judges ❤
Hehe...A channel with a collage of 'Mr Allen Clips'!?!
😂😂😂
good idea. "Mr. Allen..."
If there is ONE person on this earth you want to be sure you pay, its your attorney. Woman trying to stiff that fellow is outrageous.
A capital crime can land your ass in prison for LIFE! No time to skimp on paying the bills.
@30:50... this chick make me sick!😱 🥵🤮 She made a payment schedule and didn't fulfill it. Persons like this always want something for nothing 😒
Pay your lawyer or get a public defender
And that’s exactly what happened….so your point is??
I love the way Judge Simpson slips "Mr Allen" into the sentence.
😅 The Zoom guy is hilarious...having to move the camera then turn because he's laughing so hard!!! Bahahahaha
The hand pounding the arm of the chair 😂😂😂
4:00 - Well, Zachary Burlett is having a great time with this show so far hehehe
We need a Zackary Burlett reaction channel. lol
Why he's just a pen clicker with clown drawings on his weak little arms such a pu-+y
Yes we do!
🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂😜
I get the feeling this girl thought she would hire a lawyer and then get out of the contract to pay him. I believe she knew she wasn't going to follow through with payment. She just maybe didn't want a "court appointed" lawyer.
Re the last case where woman hasn’t paid up her attorney. WASHTENAW COUNTY, MI - One person was arrested after police said she shot and injured a woman in a Washtenaw County grocery store parking lot.
Kenyasia Daijanique Johnson-Jackson, 28, was arraigned on charges of assault with intent to murder and discharging a weapon from a vehicle causing injury on Sunday, March 31 before 14A-1 Magistrate Elisha Fink. Johnson-Jackson is accused of shooting a 46-year-old Ann Arbor woman after a dispute. They didn’t know one another.
Who gets their own lawyer, refuses to pay, then gets upset when he doesn’t wanna be your lawyer anymore? 😂
So she signed a contract agreeing to pay a retainer, did not do that, then does not want him to stop being her attorney.
I love the dude in the white tee shirts reactions to all of the BS he is listening to from various defendents.
I love Judge Simpson 🎉🎉❤❤❤
i love the judge. takes no shit and is amazingly patient often with a smile on his face.
Ive never been in legal trouble, but if I was, and if i had bond conditions set on me, I would make it my life's work to comply with those conditions
Zachary makes things more funny 😁 comical reactions trying his best to keep a straight face 😂😂😂😂
Ms. Johnson Jackson has been watching a lot of law and order! 😢
What's that mean?
@@emorykat It means she’s delusional, lives in a t.v. fantasyland, and is a POS.
Actually, I’m not sure that’s an accurate interpretation, but she sure fits that description … so there’s that.
"Red Coats!!! Red Coats!!! Yeah, the tall one! Oh, never mind, Mr. Allen got'em!!!". 😂😂😂
32:00 - when a lifetime of welfare makes you think you're entitled to a free retained lawyer
Per the last case…my first career was a litigation secretary/paralegal and the lawyers I worked for had a lawyer/client agreement with all expected estimated costs including the lawyer’s hourly rate and the paralegal’s hourly rate, and the amount of any retainer fees. For example, for a civil case the cost for representation might be $15,000 with the potential to go lower or higher. Those retainer fees are immediately paid to the lawyer to start the case…drafting answers to the complaint and motions, filing fees the court charges, etc. Once the retainer is exhausted it automatically goes into the hourly rate. Capital cases are lengthy and costly and often lawyers can agree to an arrangement where the client agrees to making monthly payments. He’s not a public defender and since she wants free legal counsel that’s the route she needs to take because she’s trying to shaft her lawyer. I don’t blame him for wanting to drop her.
I love how the judge smiles in between cases.❤
White t shirt guy is great he’s expressions were awesome
At about 3:30 the guy in the bottom right realizes he can't watch this without laughing, and tries to hold it while he knocks his camera over. Then he gives up and just laughs on camera.
I have this recurring nightmare. I'm just on the verge of sleep, and I hear this massive voice ring out, "Mr. Allen!" Next thing I know, I'm standing beside the bed with my hands behind my back.
had to laugh out loud with this. thanks.
My dog eat my tether sounds better than i cut a hole in my pants and cut the tether but not my leg???
See what happened was...XD
Judge Simpson knows he funny lol I can imagine his humor before he cleaned up
😂the minute the Judge says "Mr. Allen", you know the person is getting ready to be remanded😂
and chances are, Mr. Allen knows Judge Simpson so well, he has already walked behind the defendant.
When Mr. Allen is standing behind you, it’s always a bad sign you’re not going home.
Judge Simpson- Don’t go to his court and lie! He will bust you!
Fentanyl leaves your system quickly unless you wear a patch. I was on them. The type they use is short acting.
Thanks for the competition 🎉
So that last case, was her plan to hire a lawyer, knowing full well she isn't going to pay him, and just expect him to do the job??? There are some really awful people in the world. You think you can work the system and get away with whatever you want? I hope he keeps coming for the rest of the money he earned.
No atty would take her case without a retainer ‘cause if you lose your client may go to jail and you sure won’t get paid!
Exactly why he pulled out when he did. Once the case gets so far along, he wouldn't be able to withdraw and would just have to work for free
She double talking I’m sure he told her upfront what the required detainer fee and so on and wrote it out
And she STILL owes for the retainer, little do she know. It was a legal agreement, that the court will make her pay and/or it will be up for collections and eventually reported on her credit report.
Retainer fee
Burlett: at least he was raised right and turns away from camera or moves it! lolololol
Go Judge. Mr Allen ✌️ 🤘⚖️🇦🇺
😮 That last girl is about as clueless as they come. Whoever ends up being her lawyer needs to sit down with her and explain basic court procedures. She's about as lost as they come.
I really like judge simpson. Id have been so annoyed by the last lady i would have just left lmao she seems to be difficult
I don't know who has the better reaction to "I accidentally cut my tether", Judge Simpson or Zachary Burlett.
Mr Burlett had a hard time really holding it together. At one point he had to turn his chair around so no one could see him cracking up, lol.
Miss Jackson understood, after the hearing that she can't get the free legal counsel said she was trying to get
Geez lady he just hinted that he needed to withdraw due to financial hardship 🤦🏼♀️. Pay your bills
This man is not making sense at all, he needs to come up with better lies this one not working
Mr. Allen is code for you're going to jail. ❤Mr. Allen ❤
Did the guy in the white shirt push his camera down to keep the court from seeing him giggle 🤭
Last lady made my head hurt
“Does that make since” judge:”No” 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Mr. Allen should leverage the attention he gets by earning on his own channel. Women be flocking to it..
Deputy Beefcakes... things that make ya go, mmmmmm
Jesus, someone is gonna be lonely forever....can you say "red fvckin flags"?
@@susandarnell4524He could make it work even if he has zero personality🥰
Not just the women
Men too
Thanks
Lower right losing it!! ❤😂
As the past director of a large addictions program, I have to laugh at the various ways defense attorneys try to scam the judge.
1st guy with "accidentally" cutting the tether is full of sh*t!!!
Yeah, he'd either slice his leg or stab it trying to get it through the pants first since he was using a knife and not scissors. Does that guy even know how scissors work??
The guy in the bottom right corner...he AIN'T buyin what defendant is SELLIN either 😂 Gosh dang I love seeing Mr. Allen being called upon!!! 😂😂
"Make your mental health a priority." I'm a fan of Zachary.
I love how the judge and his officers have a que to listen for and as soon as they hear it they stand behind the defendants because they know they’re going in cuffs 😂
I love how the bailiff just knows what’s up
Mr Allen….whewie!!! ❤
When I was a reporter, we had a judge who would threaten you with contempt if you slammed his door.
Zachary Bartlett….wanna play poker?LOL
18:11 who was that? That was someone who just lost her fentanyl supply
So she wants a private pay attorney without having to pay the attorney.. 🤣🤣🤣🤣
You were intending to cut your pants and you accidentally cut your tether?
Thousand wouldn’t believe you, but I will. 🤣
Zachary is all of us
When he says “Mr. Allen” you’re in trouble 💀
Thank you to the fans of JS who noticed that if Mr. Allen's name is called, it's over for the defendant 😂
Mr Allen is a busy man today, the cells must be overflowing.
The dude was tether pantsed!!!
This lady has a capital case and does not want to pay her lawyer in full! No Bueno!
Wow, I had no idea It worked like that, that a defendant can stiff their lawyer and still receive a public defendant. I thought she would have to go back out and search for one.
Well you’re entitled to a lawyer if you can’t afford one so that’s exactly how it works. Sucks for the lawyer she tried to retain but she’s the definition of indigent at that point. If she couldn’t afford that one it’s not going to do anyone any good to go back out there and search for another so public defender it is.
I actually believe him when he was explaining why his tether was cut. I do believe him.
On the first on. Watch Zac😂😂😂😂
@zacharyburlett.....i bout pissed myself laughing!!!!!!!😂😂😂😂
It's hard to tell time... funny 😮😊😅😂
Zachary is all of us watching. Shit had me cracking up the entire time. No one believes the defendant sorry to say
How can she be appointed a public defender without checking if she is eligible?
She just didn’t want to pay
Is she obligated what she owes him? She should be!!!
Still Love this Judge
There’s no confusion about the attorneys retainer. She just doesn’t want to pay! He wants to get out now, before she gets further behind.
Zachary trying to contain himself with this absurdiity HAHA