fist fighting my figure skating bully (w/ Courtney Parchman) | Perfect Person Ep. 92

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  • Опубликовано: 5 янв 2025

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  • @PerfectPerson
    @PerfectPerson  9 месяцев назад +8

    Sign up for a $1 per month trial period at shopify.com/perfectperson

  • @um2913
    @um2913 9 месяцев назад +137

    “A criminal? Yeah. A villain? No.”
    What great quote

  • @breejeanne
    @breejeanne 9 месяцев назад +292

    Please have Courtney back, shes so funny!! Her and Rainie together would be insane!

    • @phunkybarbie
      @phunkybarbie 9 месяцев назад +11

      I thought the exact same thing!

    • @EmiIyClaire
      @EmiIyClaire 9 месяцев назад +4

      YES

    • @sleepypup
      @sleepypup 9 месяцев назад +2

      YESSSS

    • @BeautyConfidence101
      @BeautyConfidence101 8 месяцев назад +5

      omg yes! her and Raninie it should be a girly gossip ep!

    • @addb1645
      @addb1645 8 месяцев назад

      Why’d I read this in miles voice lol

  • @Spacespacespacewaste
    @Spacespacespacewaste 9 месяцев назад +420

    Someone give me the courage to call in next week!! I HAVE SOME CRAZY NEIGHBOUR BEEF THAT NEEDS TO BE HEARD MILES😭

    • @ohmisbotasitsangie
      @ohmisbotasitsangie 9 месяцев назад +19

      Sending courage your way! 😆

    • @anonymixx8106
      @anonymixx8106 9 месяцев назад +33

      WE NEED THE NEIGHBORHOOD BEEF. BRING US A PLATE FROM THE BBQ

    • @AG-cz7bs
      @AG-cz7bs 9 месяцев назад +5

      We neeeeeed it!!!

    • @caegcraft
      @caegcraft 9 месяцев назад +4

      I wanna hear the beef pls share the beef 🐮

    • @KZesty
      @KZesty 9 месяцев назад +4

      Go for it!

  • @mollywillo
    @mollywillo 9 месяцев назад +97

    Taking it OUT OF THE CABINET is insane and definitely a strike against the caller. that is not normal, the chip has no bearing your honor. man probably didn't want to use a NEW PAPER CUP every time he wants a drink, he's a hero.

    • @Jayk-kz7sh
      @Jayk-kz7sh 6 месяцев назад +11

      when she went on about the mug owner being a showoff and a suck up to his bosses I just saw nothing but red flags from the caller. Drinking from a mug isn't pretentious like she's making it out to be! It's giving jealousy and she's only calling in because one of the office admins caught her ass.

    • @mollywillo
      @mollywillo 6 месяцев назад +3

      @@Jayk-kz7sh this mug was the holy grail she wanted its glory for herself

  • @amehnh
    @amehnh 9 месяцев назад +275

    Would love to see Josh from Mythical Kitchen as a guest!

    • @he.said.teenjiejer
      @he.said.teenjiejer 9 месяцев назад +3

      oooooh would be huge

    • @herb_rolls
      @herb_rolls 8 месяцев назад +3

      no please. he is so obnoxious. he's a brilliant and kind guy but really takes over convos and is too much for my taste.

  • @thriftstorejunkee
    @thriftstorejunkee 9 месяцев назад +50

    Courtney is a refreshing, hilarious guest! That get real segment hit HARD.

  • @emilylw
    @emilylw 9 месяцев назад +40

    i can’t believe no one ever made a “you’ve been mugged!!” joke. so sad

  • @lacroix1633
    @lacroix1633 9 месяцев назад +61

    Courtney needs to have a podcast with Rainey

  • @haileystatler4418
    @haileystatler4418 8 месяцев назад +27

    "the more I talk the less this matters" LOOOL

    • @delaneykeller1389
      @delaneykeller1389 7 месяцев назад +4

      It's like, no girlie the more you talk the more wrong you sound 😂

  • @cloudybo5555
    @cloudybo5555 9 месяцев назад +109

    Okay I def dont wanna dogpile on clarissa because its DEF not that big of a deal but its always so funny to me when callers are 100% in the wrong and "teehee' it off. like girl.

    • @whatcanidooo
      @whatcanidooo 9 месяцев назад +25

      Yeah I wish the hosts would call them out a lil more when the happens 😭

    • @lolavela3467
      @lolavela3467 8 месяцев назад +27

      she saw the mug being washed, then saw it in the cabinet. It's bonkers to remove it from the cabinet and throw it away let alone to double down and lie about it.

  • @abundantlyariel
    @abundantlyariel 9 месяцев назад +50

    throwing away a mug after two days in the sink is INSANE! the dirty water is clearly soaking a coffee ring. i get its not ideal but like what if the person soaked it and then was remote the next day or was home sick or something??? i'd be so pressed hahah

    • @lolavela3467
      @lolavela3467 8 месяцев назад +12

      she LEFT it in the sink. She took it out of the cabinet and threw it away!!!!!! Bonkers

    • @abundantlyariel
      @abundantlyariel 8 месяцев назад +2

      @@lolavela3467 omg I didn’t realize that, that is WILD

  • @kylie64545
    @kylie64545 9 месяцев назад +43

    A corporate episode with an HR guest would be so fun🫢

  • @BeeToast538
    @BeeToast538 8 месяцев назад +10

    Totally unrelated but just wanted to send a genuine thank you to Miles and the podcast - recently lost two family members and was having a really hard time dealing with it. I spent hours at night just listening to the podcast while playing a video game just to take my mind off how sad I was. Probably was the only thing able to pull a smile or laugh out of me. I ended up ordering a PP sweater to show support for the only thing that could take my mind off of things. 💕

  • @JerseyQuinn
    @JerseyQuinn 9 месяцев назад +136

    Simple rule: don't touch other peoples stuff & then feel guilty when they confront you 🎉🎉🎉

  • @olliepop4567
    @olliepop4567 9 месяцев назад +16

    dude that was the realest get real yet, Courtneys so brave for being so open like that

  • @gabriellacliff2550
    @gabriellacliff2550 9 месяцев назад +48

    30s in and courtney is adorable i’m so psyched

  • @popofpink11
    @popofpink11 9 месяцев назад +110

    noah fence but the person who threw the mug away it makes literally no sense why you’d do that. i’d be really upset if someone threw my mug away just b/c it had a chip.
    for the ice skater - definitely let her know you don’t need her opinion. even a simple “i’m not looking for feedback right now” is perfect

    • @zerocraic3966
      @zerocraic3966 9 месяцев назад +35

      The mug think makes no sense the more i hear it. Not a dirty mug anywhere. In the sink area. Most ppl dont put mugs in the sink to keep it clear for use and keep dirty water mugs on their counter too. Then she throws it away when its clean and stored with the other cups. Why throw it away? Also the jealousy about him being ambitious etc and lying…. Idk.

    • @intheyellowcorner
      @intheyellowcorner 9 месяцев назад +11

      Id be so gutted. My favourite mug has a chip in it but my tea always tastes better in it.

    • @whatcanidooo
      @whatcanidooo 9 месяцев назад +14

      Yeah I didn’t like the vibes of that person. And the reasoning made no sense at all

    • @LetumLoL
      @LetumLoL 8 месяцев назад +4

      I don't know, if her responsibility is to clean that space and there's a mug sitting there for days like she said, I'd be throwing it away too and probably also putting a note that things that get left out will be tossed.

    • @popofpink11
      @popofpink11 8 месяцев назад +9

      @@LetumLoL i would get if she wanted to remove it from the cabinet but i don’t think throwing it away was the right move. put it on the counter with a sticky note asking the owner to take it home. but also i don’t think she said she had to keep that space clean, she was just restocking the plates and cups

  • @T-Why-Ler
    @T-Why-Ler 9 месяцев назад +38

    Pre-workout Courtney & regular Will would be a fire 1, 2 punch

  • @chanelmansell8993
    @chanelmansell8993 9 месяцев назад +32

    “Make reparations like a one percenter should” from Clarissa made me laugh out loud

  • @Theunloved1738
    @Theunloved1738 8 месяцев назад +17

    That lady should just give Pete a black mug with nothing on except big white lettering,”I DID IT”. No context, no elaboration, but Pete would know what it means

  • @FroAlchemist
    @FroAlchemist 9 месяцев назад +48

    Take it from someone who threw away someone’s block of cheese that had mold on and got scolded by the cheese owner, don’t toss anything that isn’t yours w/o asking…

  • @hannahcollins1816
    @hannahcollins1816 9 месяцев назад +122

    I still don't understand why someone would throw away a mug because it was in a cupboard just because it had a chip in it? Seems like a weird choice. I would be upset, personally, especially if it was a favorite. Also, blaming it on other employees: that's a villain move. I don't feel there's any justification for this

    • @Sew-Into-Music
      @Sew-Into-Music 9 месяцев назад +31

      Honestly, agreed. If she would have tried to figure out who owned the mug before tossing it out that would be one thing. But seeing a mug that you already know is someone's personal item and still tossing it? not cool. She could have even asked the supervisor of the other department, like "Hey do you know who's mug this is? do you think it's okay if I toss it out? it has a huge chip in it." I would have been more okay with that compared to just throwing it out. Granted it was a dirty mug that was sitting in the sink for a few days, but that just means someone used it recently.

    • @Elle_acce
      @Elle_acce 9 месяцев назад +34

      I agree, why throw something out that was in the cupboard that doesn’t belong to you? It’s so disrespectful. This is making me so unreasonably frustrated 😂

    • @3dtables
      @3dtables 9 месяцев назад +24

      Also she kept bringing up that it had dirty water in it and that it was left out for days but says she found it in the cabinet? Like if it was a clean mug in the cabinet but not where it was supposed to be why not just move it or I don't know just leave it there? Especially since you could tell by the design that it's probably someone's personal mug

    • @angelicacoronado8201
      @angelicacoronado8201 9 месяцев назад +28

      It was in the cabinet when she threw it away. That’s how I don’t agree and when they called her workplace out on wasteful she was like I know… I wish we weren’t. Well miss… you threw away a mug.

    • @CB____
      @CB____ 9 месяцев назад +16

      Yeah and then the caller mentioned that they’d seen the person with the mug before so they know they were wrong

  • @shamaramill
    @shamaramill 9 месяцев назад +19

    Courtney was a great guest. I love her personality!
    I feel like I need to see her and Rainie interact 😂

  • @zemanthekawaiicannibal5395
    @zemanthekawaiicannibal5395 9 месяцев назад +21

    16:28 working at a gas station I had a coworker throw away my cup. It was obviously a reusable, hard plastic cup. Like wtf

    • @zerocraic3966
      @zerocraic3966 9 месяцев назад +8

      The more she elaborates the less sense it makes. Maybe shes new/this is a first job situation?

  • @1.ghostqueen.1
    @1.ghostqueen.1 9 месяцев назад +16

    You should have an episode that is Courtney + Rainie! That would be everything

  • @malpal8186
    @malpal8186 9 месяцев назад +10

    I feel like Courtney had Miles in an even more silly goofy mood than usual haha this was such a fun ep🩵

  • @KynrieFairy
    @KynrieFairy 9 месяцев назад +19

    I actually love Courtney's outfit. The baggy pants have a charm about them and the shirt is super cute

  • @intheyellowcorner
    @intheyellowcorner 9 месяцев назад +5

    They way that Miles loves and gets into the sassy gossip is a whole mood. 😂👏👏

  • @tiannaalvarado5672
    @tiannaalvarado5672 8 месяцев назад +10

    Honestly all the mugs I have are from my deceased mom who enjoyed hot tea so if anyone threw it away I would prob lose my shit. Had to confront a Dr. Once bc he was using it😅

  • @christinal6038
    @christinal6038 9 месяцев назад +15

    Miles, you should talk to Steven Lim of Watcher, I think he's talked about opening a little shop of sorts

    • @Yelliegibs
      @Yelliegibs 8 месяцев назад

      This made me giggle after the week watcher has had....😅

  • @Schmegmeg727
    @Schmegmeg727 9 месяцев назад +15

    I love Courtney!! Courtney and Angela back to back is life changiinnnggg!!!!

  • @MmeViper
    @MmeViper 8 месяцев назад +10

    Please don't touch other people's things, especially don't throw them away! Lmao 😂

  • @paigej3493
    @paigej3493 9 месяцев назад +20

    And just when I think the show can't get any better, it does 😂 Miles, you have absolutely OUTDONE yourself!

  • @sammikxo
    @sammikxo 9 месяцев назад +20

    what do i need to do to get rhett and link as guests on perfect person

  • @Cashhhhew
    @Cashhhhew 9 месяцев назад +8

    Omg skating is the BEST. I go three times a week and I’m not a good figure skater by any means. It’s so enjoyable as a little treat at the end of a long day! I wish I had a bigger adult ice skating community here! My first class was 16+ and I was in fact the only adult 😂

  • @genetic_disruption
    @genetic_disruption 9 месяцев назад +9

    I'm so genuinely excited every time an episode drops

  • @chloehuppe9647
    @chloehuppe9647 9 месяцев назад +14

    I look forward to this show every week! would love to have Sarah Schauer back on she was great

  • @aliyah6943
    @aliyah6943 9 месяцев назад +7

    Courtney was great! She really fit in with the vibe and humour of the pod

  • @aloneortogethr
    @aloneortogethr 8 месяцев назад +3

    Honestly Courtney needs to come back shes so genuine and i like her vibes this was a fun episode to listen to

  • @emma-nemesis
    @emma-nemesis 9 месяцев назад +16

    Rainie and the guest need to be best friends they have very similar energies

  • @fruitgh0st
    @fruitgh0st 9 месяцев назад +8

    it's kinda refreshing to see a guest actually understand that miles is giving an anecdote about being perfect. I've started skipping the 10 seconds of confusion lmao

    • @fruitgh0st
      @fruitgh0st 9 месяцев назад +1

      i just find it sad when my attention is drawn to the fact almost none of the guests watch the show lol

  • @brianasandoval240
    @brianasandoval240 8 месяцев назад +1

    I am officially obsessed with Courtney and I don't even know if I've ever seen her before but she's so funny and sweet

  • @sierraschannel100
    @sierraschannel100 9 месяцев назад +5

    LOVED this video!! Courtney is so real too

  • @futuroid
    @futuroid 8 месяцев назад +4

    Tonya was GOLD!!

  • @twicerae06
    @twicerae06 9 месяцев назад +2

    Country is literally so funny and the sweetest 😭💗

  • @RokkTheRock
    @RokkTheRock 9 месяцев назад +22

    mug girl saying how she hates how her job only gets paper dishes and its so wasteful but then throws out someone elses reusable ceramic mug LMAO
    i havent heard it brought the up yet but chipped ceramics can be not great for you. besides the risk of cutting yourself from a sharp edge, bacteria can now start to gather and live in the chip making it unhygienic. and depending on what kind of glaze it could be dangerous. there are ways to fix a chip on a ceramic but personally i havent done so and i dont think i would trust putting something in my mouth no matter what type of glue it is :p and gold's a bit pricey. but also not her mug so not her risk xD

  • @aug8478
    @aug8478 4 месяца назад +1

    Throwing a mug away is wild, Clarissa is a criminal! She needs to confess, buy him a new one and learn from her mistakes.

  • @pixie9499
    @pixie9499 9 месяцев назад +4

    i would have LOVED that other story so i’m hoping we circle back to that one in another pod 😂💀

  • @spiercephotography
    @spiercephotography 9 месяцев назад +3

    Courtney is *such* a great/fun/adorable guest!

  • @cmols13
    @cmols13 9 месяцев назад +4

    I love Courtney!!! Does this mean we are one step closer to Lady Efron making her perfect person debut?

  • @jack_rabbit
    @jack_rabbit 2 месяца назад +1

    first caller is a demon. she's a petty, jealous busy-body. you owe him a new mug, lady. your protests of innocence only make you more guilty. you did it to be spiteful.

  • @beatricevoorhees6992
    @beatricevoorhees6992 9 месяцев назад +1

    I love Courtney, such good energy. Obsessed with taking preworkout before recording a podcast

  • @henhonk
    @henhonk 8 месяцев назад +2

    Courtney was charming and relatable!! Her Get Real resonated w me. Also, seconding the calls for a RAINIE AND COURTNEY COLLAB!! They'd be hilarious together

  • @morganmiller8010
    @morganmiller8010 8 месяцев назад +1

    I really enjoyed Courtney!
    I definitely understand not wanting to do social media anymore - I could NEVER. Lol. I don't think social media

  • @whitneyjester2573
    @whitneyjester2573 9 месяцев назад +8

    OMG I love Courtney this is incredible lol

  • @hayleyblankenship
    @hayleyblankenship 9 месяцев назад +2

    About time😤was impatiently waiting😁

  • @atzinvillanueva8026
    @atzinvillanueva8026 9 месяцев назад

    Thank glob for this upload, I almost gave up on my chores without ambience

  • @KZesty
    @KZesty 9 месяцев назад +2

    I really enjoyed Courtney as a guest!

  • @Redfern4
    @Redfern4 8 месяцев назад +2

    39:44 this dynamic is why you shouldn’t date people that are older than you. She doesn’t have a standard of what she wants so she’s just saying yes? Ask this person over text more questions that’s the whole point of dating apps. Why are you entertaining this person if you don’t know if you’re interested or not. And if it’s in a hook up way then you should just avoid it because you work with them.
    Every true crime story that I listen to that has an older male he ends up murdering his spouse. She’s usually younger they were in some capacity working together. She didn’t know what she wanted got into a relationship with him he took it vantage of her treated her like a naïve child in every single situation. This is like applicable to many people. And as I’m hearing her talk like oh I just don’t know anything figure it out. But don’t let him try and say oh this is what you need when you have no idea what this dude‘s intentions are. Like you are way too impressed by one person that’s got a corporate job.

  • @wendycook6895
    @wendycook6895 9 месяцев назад +9

    I think Nancy isn't as good at Tanya and is jealous... 😂

  • @chickenmanman
    @chickenmanman 8 месяцев назад +1

    MORE COURTNEY ❤

  • @CB____
    @CB____ 9 месяцев назад +13

    Courtney is so cute and girly pop omg

  • @abundantlyariel
    @abundantlyariel 9 месяцев назад +2

    Hi!! Faithful watcher here & wanted to flag for you this didn’t know up in my subscription feed for some reason! Cant wait to watch 🫶

  • @jennyw5904
    @jennyw5904 9 месяцев назад +3

    damn maybe I should get lashes and a fake tan now lol XD

  • @momedusa
    @momedusa 8 месяцев назад +2

    you shoulda told her to get so good at skating that they bump her up a few levels so she's now ahead of Nancy

  • @tonidluna
    @tonidluna 8 месяцев назад

    I’m sorry but he’s upset he had to walk across the street and buy him underwear? His partner had to wash his entire mattress! What if it’s ruined!? 😂

  • @vsimone2418
    @vsimone2418 9 месяцев назад +2

    miles if u opened a coffee shop I’d drive there once a month and I live 6 hours away

  • @wilsonxcassie
    @wilsonxcassie 9 месяцев назад +3

    me guessing the ice rink based on the clues in the video and immediately sending this to my friend who works there

  • @clarissanmata
    @clarissanmata 8 месяцев назад +2

    Me hearing my name as the fake name in the first story 😳

  • @MaeveByTheWaves
    @MaeveByTheWaves 8 месяцев назад +1

    Ok how do we call into this show? I have work place drama that I need advice on!

    • @lavaniyatirgar
      @lavaniyatirgar 4 месяца назад +1

      he puts out stories on perfect person instagram

  • @MahaylaJoy
    @MahaylaJoy 9 месяцев назад +1

    Omg I used to watch her on TikTok I love her

  • @minijoebroccoli
    @minijoebroccoli 9 месяцев назад +1

    Good job Courtney!

  • @-streaminadream-5356
    @-streaminadream-5356 8 месяцев назад +1

    caller one is insane huuuu

  • @tyrseaarg
    @tyrseaarg 8 месяцев назад +2

    okay tonya has to be at the lloyd center ice rink

  • @zoejohnson7596
    @zoejohnson7596 9 месяцев назад

    Holy shit corny is hilarious PLEASE have her back on!!

  • @RokkTheRock
    @RokkTheRock 9 месяцев назад +3

    nancys sooo unhappy about something in her own life.

  • @hiikarinnn
    @hiikarinnn 8 месяцев назад

    Doing Anna Scherbakova dirty in the thumbnail smh

  • @Jayk-kz7sh
    @Jayk-kz7sh 6 месяцев назад

    mug girl trying to spin the owner of the mug as the weird one is insane behavior. Even if the office provides paper cups and stuff, it's totally normal to have reusable mugs in the office! Like sure it's chipped, condition isn't pristine. But throwing it away without permission seems so wasteful and inconsiderate. The only situation I can see it being fine to throw away is if you fully break the mug by accident. That's it. I can't remember what episode Miles says it, but he mentioned that occasionally the bully in the scenario calls in to the show to feel vindicated that they weren't in the wrong. This story absolutely reeks of that kind of call in, I hate to say it.

  • @fruitgh0st
    @fruitgh0st 9 месяцев назад +2

    1:04:42 ocd moment

  • @judeinjuly
    @judeinjuly 9 месяцев назад

    i miss the get real soundtrack😢💔

  • @fruitgh0st
    @fruitgh0st 9 месяцев назад +1

    NASTIA LIUKIN GANG

  • @maryerickson9978
    @maryerickson9978 9 месяцев назад

    Bring on Courtney’s friend Sally darr griffin !!!

  • @libby8920
    @libby8920 9 месяцев назад

    YAYYYY

  • @JulesCloud-w5o
    @JulesCloud-w5o 15 дней назад

    Holy shit IM A DANGUAGE (dog language) EXPERT lol master groomer behavior specialist hmu for a podcast episode Courtney 🫶