Locked Out Of My Dorm Naked (w/ Rainie & Will) | Perfect Person Ep. 44
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- Опубликовано: 9 май 2023
- Ciao! It's the Wrecking Ball Crew back in the studio to discuss Will's pitches for the soundboard, losing keys to your college dorm, a drug dealing boyfriend conundrum, and a mother in law who cannot stay away from the zoo.
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Perfect Person is a comedy call in advice show in which Webby-Award-Winning Podcast Producer, Miles Bonsignore, answers your phone calls, solves your problems, and helps you achieve maximum perfection with his talented friends.
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I feel like I don’t remember a time when this podcast wasn’t a part of my Wednesday and realized we’re nearly at episode 50. And nothing but hits. Love you Miles and all your merry pals
Thanks for listening to the show!! It’s a delight to know I’m a part of your Wednesday routine!
I need a shirt that says “WRECKINGBALL CREW” with cursive soft “ciao” on it
The wrecking ball crew is always giving maximum tee hee energy
I want Rainie’s wheeze laugh on the sound board 😂
YES
The editing these days is so funny. Stitching everyone's reactions side by side is genius! With three cameras in the room, it's hard to pan to everyone's faces. Doing it this way is so fun!
Shoutout to my editor Rob Laltrello!
@@PerfectPerson I even noticed it in the recent episode with Sarah. Huge shoutout!
"I do think my audience isn't gonna like a man yelling"
Nailed it Miles 😂
Rainie has SO much support behind her podcast career already. She’ll be able to do anything she wants to do creatively and we’re all gonna rally behind.
As a married person with my parents being the bad grandparents, every in-law issue is actually a spouse/partner issue. I know my parents are crazy. I am their connection to my nuclear family, so it is my responsibility to verbalize ours boundaries.
If one of my parents said to us "hey, bring the kid over to my house so we can see him", I wouldn't expect my spouse to have to tell them no. It's my time to step in and say "No, you have a hoarder house with 7+ cats. We can meet at a public venue instead."
The caller's husband should've stepped up and said "Mom, we talked about this yesterday. We wanted to have family time just us at the zoo. Maybe we can meet up for lunch, but you can go ahead and enjoy your solo zoo time and we're going to have a family day just the 3 of us." It is not the caller's job to manage HIS parents.
Maybe it's the tism, but I don't understand how every adult child of crazy parents doesn't immediately understand this dynamic. Your parents are pushing boundaries and overbearing and you don't like it. Why subject your loved ones to the same toxic dynamic?
Yes. This is very important. My parents don't listen to me, but I am still the one who has to set the boundary with them initially - they listen to my partner, but I have to be the one to set the boundary so my parents cannot say that my partner is causing division or something like that. In the past, my partner has wanted to help and step in for me, but that led to my parents thinking that my partner was being controlling - we had to learn that if I set the boundaries initially and my partner then backs me up... that's just a partner being supportive and it's harder for them to spin that negatively. Honestly - I don't think they ever really thought my partner was being controlling - but if they pretend they feel that way it gives them an excuse to stomp the boundary - aka, "MY child doesn't actually agree to that boundary their spouse made for me so I don't have to follow it." They know that's not true, but they think it gives them plausible deniability.
If you have boundary stomping parents, you have to think about how things are framed and what information is shared SO much more carefully than with normal people. It can be exhausting.
What’s crazy is using your codependent mother/mother in law to get your child care needs met and paying her dust lol. I totally understand crazy family but in this case she doesn’t seem crazy and overbearing, but needy and bad judgment because she’s not focused on self care. The husband’s not setting it straight because he knows he’s exploiting her generosity and prolly feels guilty but wants to save money. People, please do not use your unhealthy family members as a resource.
My solution in my immediate family has been me as a sibling be the voice of reason. My brother and I have overbearing parents. I don't give two poops about confrontation or creating chaos within the fam. My older brother is not confrontational. So when something happens or he wants to set a boundary I bring it up with examples and no direct affiliation to him of what my parents can and can't do as in laws. So if there's that sibling dynamic I say use it.
Will pitching sound bites that don’t land was straight gold 😂💗
Rainie has the makings for a fantastic, lifelong, journalistic career. She has only just started to tap her interview skills and I am excited to see where she goes. Miles and Will are great too (DUH, we all know this and they should know it too), but Rainie deserves all sorts of praise!
Seriously. She’s so one of a kind- just so incredibly chaotic and compassionate and I NEVER know what’s going to come out of her mouth. I can’t believe I didn’t think about how excited I am to see what she does with the rest of her career until I saw this comment! Because she’s just ICONIC! Maybe I never thought about the future because she just so embodies being so in the moment I can’t even think of outside the moment while thinking of her 😂
The energy of this trio is me and my sister 8 years old sharing a bedroom staying up past bedtime and giggling every time we look at each other because mom has come in the room 5 times yelling at us to shut up and go to bed but we're delirious and slap happy and can't stop looking at each other and laughing
This is the most accurate description. A+ ⭐️
exactly
"we would never stop a woman from speaking on this show" i love Will
I was just watching the old Rainie and Will episodes to fill the void so this notification made my day😫
Rainie and Will episodes are always my fav!!
Dying at Will giggling both times he played the song sound effect while no one else knows what it’s saying
listened to this on audio earlier but had to come here to say that Will thinking the fart noise was a gunshot made me choke on my coffee from trying so hard not to spit take it out all over my laptop
i was eating when i watched that part and also choked laughing!!
16:19 “it’s about saving time”
… as Will crunches through 1/3 of the run time trying to save time.
Never change. Flop after flop. I love you for it.
For the dealer bf: tell your parents that he only deals to people he knows and he does it bc he’s worried they’ll end up with a dealer who cuts their weed with something dangerous. Then get them to watch John Malaneys new special as he apparently had that be a thing.
Smart! It’s important to have a reliable dealer. Fentanyl overdose is so scary
Miles, when you’re sweet and encouraging to Raine and you can tell how much it means to her and how much you admire each other it makes me want to cry.
most episodes of perfect person i click on because i’m excited to hear the advice. when rainie and will are on, i click to hear the absolutely unhinged conversations that happen in between and before the calls
commenting because my roommate lost his key three times in one year: the 325$ is billed as the cost of replacing the locks on the door, a safety measure so that your lost key cant be used by a stranger to enter your room. telling them that your backpack was stolen will ensure you get charged for the lock replacement, lying that it fell somewhere unrecoverable is a slightly safer bet.
many colleges also use a key logging system with a serial number printed on the key, so they can tell if the one you return at the end of the year is a copy. worth a shot but turning in a copy of the key at the end of the year may get you fined anyway.
i really recommend taking your key and getting it copied the first day of class, then using the copy all year and keeping the original in a safe place. if you lose the copy, you still have the og so don’t have to worry about getting charged.
please dont lose your key three times and have your poor roommate on the hook for paying for it😭
My FAVORITE thing about Will's segment about new sound effects; It is to me clear he doesn't understand the vibe of the show. XD
Endearingly so. Love ya Will. Love ya!
I’m five months behind on the pod and hearing Miles saying that he hopes that 10 years from now he can be his own boss, now that he already is, made me so emotional. So happy for you building the sweet little life you enjoy
The “hack” at my college was copying your key at a machine instead of at a shop if it said do not replicate lol
Will's "C'monnnn, that's funny!" definitely needs to be a new sound effect XD
Love the longer episodes, especially with the Baguette Sisters
Rainie is literally SO funny even when she’s not trying
As someone listening to the episodes in the reverse order, I've been wondering why the "you talking to me willis" sounded so much like Will!
Rainie and Will bring the perfection to the studio every time. I’m a proud, fellow Denverite. And Rainie is definitely giving Blaire Waldorf with the headphone/headband
This trio is honestly comedic gold I loved every second especially will’s face while sharing his sound bytes, miles showing what diving looks like, and everything that rainie does lmao but especially her idyllic life in 10 years
I love how goofy Miles gets when he's with the wrecking ball crew 🤣
to the lost key story, at lowe’s or home depot you can duplicate keys just by putting in the teeth of the key. the part that says not to duplicate is not inserted… idk I’ve might’ve allegedly done it for an apartment key once😀
Coming back to rewatch the Wrecking Ball crew seven months after the debut of “Ciao.” It feels like the beginning of an era
For the Mother in Law boundary thing - you also need to gauge if she'll stop giving free babysitting if you set boundaries, and if she does, could you afford that? Because if not, have your husband set gentle boundaries but largely just do not offer details. Like, "Hey! You can have a day off because we have the opportunity to take off from work and have time alone with our child(ren)!" If she asks what you plan to do with them just lie by omission - say you haven't set solid plans yet, but you're very excited to *spend time alone with your child(ren).* Reinforce that fact over and over again because she cannot take offense to it without sounding like an asshole, and also by reinstating that you don't get enough *time alone with your child(ren)* it makes it rude on her side to offer up plans that include her. She can't show up to plans she doesn't know about.
Also miles refers to everything as "little". To the point that its a bit of a boy who cried wolf situation bc when he was describing the little sauna i had no actual indication of the size of the sauna
hahahaha this is a really good point
Rainie's laughter is so contagious! Can we be friends
Will Witwer is here! No compliments because he doesn’t love them. Just here to say hi to him! Hope you’re doing well.
i know the soundboard pitches were mostly a bit but i'd seriously recommend the "oh-oh-ohhh-oh" sound effect from the show Big Time Rush-it played once every episode, typically after something surprising/problematic happened, and i think it would be a real hit with the younger audience who perhaps watched the show growing up
I didn't even watch the show and I would love this too.
Every guest should add something to the soundboard, that way when you are by yourself you can have all the guests
Miles taking hard lefts on anecdotes and saying out of pocket things makes my day! Thank you so much 😂
The way I’m cackling at the final CIAO 😂😂😂
Wrecking Ball Crew: The Final Ciao - coming to a theater near YOU
@@PerfectPerson everyone scratch the ten year plan, this is IT NOW!!!
not even 5 minutes in and these three are making me laugh so hard it hurts, i love this trio
"You talkin to me, Willis?!" 18:10 ❤
I have had plenty of keys with "Do Not Copy" duplicated at local and big box hardware stores. It's worth trying, the worst thing they can say is "No."
If MIL is a mentally healthy enough, you say hey can we talk about what happened at the zoo. It was an important day but I realize we didn't ask you if there were any special plans you had in mind. We appreciate you so much and this is such a gift for the baby that you can be here and help us. It's hard for us to miss out on so much time with our kid and need some time when it's just the 3 of and eventually the 4 of us. But that is about us not you. Because we don't want you to think it is about not wanting you around just about creating our own moments with babies.
My mom want mentally healthy enough to listen to this so eventually shit went badly but it would have been the convo I would have wanted to have
37:31 Rainie's wheeze made me wheeze 😂 god I love the wrecking ball crew
Hi former RA here (did it cause I was poor and needed housing and food)! The reason it costs so much for the key situation is because housing is required to change the lock of the room for security reasons and make new sets of keys for that room. You might be able to finesse a new lock by breaking your roommates key into the lock cause you can blame the key quality for it… but it might backfire if they ask for your keys when giving out the new set of keys. Good luck!
Not to discount what you said at all, but I'm wondering would it be more expensive if they broke the the key in the door, bc then they might have to replace even more of the door's lock/handle?
Also for the caller, maybe it's less expensive to just tell them the truth because it's the end of the semester anyway? it's not like you lost it at the beginning of the semester so maybe you could tell them that (:
All the laughing in this episode really brightened my week. I love Rainie's laugh so much 🧡
Miles, Rainie and Will are the dream team.
when will asked miles what was his favorite pitch LMFAO i also couldnt remember a single sound effect but i loved the live reaction of you guys going thru them - now i know the willis soundboard origin story
i fkn love these three musketeers* episodes
*wrecking ball crew
omg your dynamic is flawless you guys. If I had to choose my favorite Will phrase it might be from Ep.25 after your compliment circle when he said "this is really sweet, my friends are picking me up to go to Avatar", that really stayed with me
Me at 0:00:01: this is going to be a perfect episode
How did they not dig into the idea that will thinks gunshots sound like farts. Imagine being at a shooting range and instead of hearing "bam! bam! bam!" you heard "phbbt! squelch! blaarrp!" instead??
Farting Range TM
alt title: “jump-scared at the zoo by my mother in law”
From behind… THE PILLAR!!!
@@PerfectPersonthinking of fun and flirty alternate titles is like a little treat for me.
Just noticed the little Miles in the TURB figurine back there. V cute.
Will doesnt have a segment, he has a slayyygment
natural healthy merch when
i’ve been watching back a bunch of perfect person and to see the origins of not only ciao but also you’re talking to me willis in the first 20 minutes…incredible
The wrecking ball crew will always be my favorite guests on the pod, i laugh so hard every time theyre on
Got into your podcast two weeks ago and have been watching out of order so I love to see the origin of the soundboard after having had it around for what seems like forever. Specifically the “you talkin to me Willis???”
I have watched this four times since it came out and it never gets any less funny. Thank you Miles, for giving us all something full of joy to come back to when we need.
I love Will’s show and tell energy 11:06
really needed words from perfect people today, thank you ♥
The joy this pod brings me is unreal
Oh hell yessssss rainie and will on the pod is always amazing
This trio is a pure delight!
genuinely i love these episodes with rainie and will so much, always get so excited to watch them. the three of you together are incredible!!
yall, this was my fav get real omg, wonderful reflections about the lives you all wanna lead. I really resonated with aspects that you each shared: the family and pets, the study and making of art, and freedom and peace being central to my dream life. I also feel really seen with how you all have various creative interests and outlets vs one single goal. Thank you so much for sharing! Ty for this whole podcast truly. It's a no skips show. All bangers.
In another life raine is a therapist bc she is very good at knowing what to ask people
For the zoo story: guilt trip the grandma. Just say "well it isn't fair to the other grandparents if you're getting a whole extra day at the zoo, when we all met up yesterday! Also, you're getting to see her every workday, you're already clocking in so much quality time! You deserve a day off. Also, here's money to take our daughter to the zoo next time you're babysitting."
But also Miles' comment of "why don't we meet up at lunch, we're going to the zoo now"(or however he phrased it) is a great one.
Also also grandma should get paid something for her babysitting. That way you don't feel as guilty setting boundaries when she oversteps for feeling like she's 'owed' something.
I absolutely loved the Get Real today. It's so inspirational and encouraging to hear people talking about their dreams and direction like this.
Miles, my 9/6 birthday twin, I'm so thankful for this podcast. I'm kind of in a "the hits keep coming and they don't stop coming" era right now and man this made me stop crying and smile instead. Thanks for your perfection and the Wrecking Ball crew!
What an ELITE trio!
i had to pause so many times because i was laughing so hard, love the wrecking ball crew!
Will saying he wants to make art but literally his life is already art. He is like a masterpiece
Already giving a thumbs up before I watch because it’s the best trio ever 🎉
Ive rewatched the will and rainie wpisodes so many times what a treat
Don’t worry Will “who do you think you are, I am!” is an iconic video 🎳
The ending?! Beautiful. Unmatched. ✨PERFECTION✨
AAAAAAAAA YES ONCE AGAIN MY FAVOURITE TRIO IS BACKK
I LOOOOOVE Rainie’s giggle soooo much!!!🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰
miles these 3 are the best group for the podcast there will ever be
I’m only 20 mins in and laughing so hard. I love this trio 😂😂
I'm having a really really hard day and I needed the wrecking ball crew today.
I’m back again to say - I absolutely love this pod! But my fav has to be the wrecking ball crew
just five minutes in and the silliness is off the charts!!!
Im like two episodes behind but when I saw this collab I immediately went to this one 😭
This podcast is my cosmic clarity
chowwwww
Cold brew is actually better for your tummy. Some people get an upset stomach from hot coffee. I love both! My caffeine addiction totally allows for a cold brew leaving me feel pretty normal.
Edit: OMG I could not imagine living in a state where weed is illegal! It's freaking ridiculous for people to go to jail over that.
I LOVE THIS TRIO
It takes me forever to wash my hair and I dread doing it every other day, but whenever your podcast comes out I'm always excited to wash my hair since I get to listen in on your shenanigans! Thanks for turning a boring chore into something fun :^D
Ahhh! Yelled in my cubicle when I saw the new episode with Rainie, Will, and Miles. 😂
Wrecking Ball episodes are my favorite episodes. Or at the very least tied with Sarah episodes.
2 seconds in and my mid-week just got better and MORE perfect!!!!
I get a hit of dopamine when Rainie laughs
The perfect trio 🎉 love these episodes
The synchronized "Ciao" at the end killed me!!! 😂☠😂
i cannot believe how iconic this episode is; ciao AND “you talkin to me willis?!?” i love it sm🫶🏼🫶🏼 truly one of my favorite videos that exists rn on the platform ACTUALLY i come back every few days
I feel like I need to replay Will’s segment when I’m a little stoned 😂