Andrew Schulz COMPLETELY DESTROYS Kamala Harris! "Mrs. HAWK TAUH"

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  • Опубликовано: 25 ноя 2024

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  • @polojn
    @polojn 4 месяца назад +440

    "They used a vegetable to install a plant but we would've been happier with a fruit" BARS🔥🔥🔥🔥 2:38

    • @erickn7985
      @erickn7985 4 месяца назад +12

      Yo facts straight bar😂😂

    • @aspjake123
      @aspjake123 4 месяца назад +9

      that was a good one for sure

    • @jasoncenotti2742
      @jasoncenotti2742 4 месяца назад +17

      “The Mickey Mouse security detail was do goofy it made Donald Duck” or something like that too

    • @lisalaursen3684
      @lisalaursen3684 4 месяца назад +2

      @@jasoncenotti2742Those are some bars 😂😂😂

    • @darriushandy
      @darriushandy 3 месяца назад +2

      "Barz son" in my N.Y. voice 🤣🤣

  • @sarahbrown7740
    @sarahbrown7740 4 месяца назад +572

    What's even crazier, is George Clooney had a hand in ousting the President of the United States! Let that sink in!!

    • @godawgs-33-18
      @godawgs-33-18 4 месяца назад +11

      In what way I'm genuinely curious I haven't heard that

    • @tvo6453
      @tvo6453 4 месяца назад +23

      That is how the democrats rolls

    • @b.belmont8193
      @b.belmont8193 4 месяца назад +6

      How??

    • @optiic3160
      @optiic3160 4 месяца назад +2

      😂😂😂😂

    • @johnmoca5463
      @johnmoca5463 4 месяца назад

      m.ruclips.net/video/Bgjm6xPJeaA/видео.html Are Democrats going to let Kamala Harris do this to every Black man in America? Is this what Kamala Harris going to do to every Black man in America????

  • @chilanzimaria3747
    @chilanzimaria3747 4 месяца назад +376

    Parents met at the 7/11 robbery I fell out of my seat Lmao🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @minniegirl175
      @minniegirl175 4 месяца назад +13

      Me too 😂😂😂

    • @daviddiggens8841
      @daviddiggens8841 4 месяца назад

      Fat person falling out of chair backwards meme ensues lol

    • @ca8944
      @ca8944 4 месяца назад

      Do Jamaicans rob 7-11’s?

    • @EdieMarls
      @EdieMarls 4 месяца назад +5

      We’re half East Indian and my family on my Indian side are 💀😂😂🙌🏽

    • @jamesmorris5937
      @jamesmorris5937 4 месяца назад +4

      WAS LAUGHING ALL THE WAY LOT OF JOKES WE CAN MAKE ABOUT MISS KNEE PADS

  • @joshortega2231
    @joshortega2231 4 месяца назад +125

    “War Hawk Tuah” 😂😂😂😂

    • @OttawaFreedom
      @OttawaFreedom 4 месяца назад +6

      I don't think the younger folk know what a war hawk is.

    • @poolhall9632
      @poolhall9632 4 месяца назад +3

      💀

  • @kah7012
    @kah7012 4 месяца назад +61

    This was crazy!! Commedians being able to be Commedians. He was fantastic!!

  • @ricardodoyle2948
    @ricardodoyle2948 4 месяца назад +98

    HEADBOARD HARRIS

  • @danielwhipple8434
    @danielwhipple8434 4 месяца назад +175

    Best description of Kamala Harris ever, and speaker of truth.

  • @chrisfreeman78
    @chrisfreeman78 4 месяца назад +27

    This is why we need comedy more now than ever !!!!!!

  • @WhiteWidowXX
    @WhiteWidowXX 4 месяца назад +42

    LMFAO "The Throat Goat" I cant 😂🤣😂🤣

  • @mablungblackhand3618
    @mablungblackhand3618 4 месяца назад +84

    Back in the day, every person in California knew that Kamala Harris got her first big break as Willie Brown's side piece. At the time, he was the most powerful politician in the entire state.

    • @keithcaldwell1871
      @keithcaldwell1871 3 месяца назад +1

      Keep it up keep it up. You’re gonna regret this. Keep it up. It’s one thing about Black people when you attack our women we bond together.

    • @MortgageGirl7
      @MortgageGirl7 Месяц назад

      His poor wife. It takes a cold hearted person to do that to another woman for 10 long years.

  • @HSten1028
    @HSten1028 4 месяца назад +66

    When he started cracking himself up, I lost it! Soooo funny! 😂🤣😂🤣

  • @dawnshaw101
    @dawnshaw101 4 месяца назад +205

    Her headshots does not miss, she’s the OG hawk tuwa lol. What a savage line

  • @DeshaunBouvier
    @DeshaunBouvier 4 месяца назад +27

    DEI math is Indian mom + Jamaican dad = African American.

  • @theexteriorminister6786
    @theexteriorminister6786 4 месяца назад +6

    When he said "War Hawk Tuah," a piece of me died. 😅😅😅

  • @cchaffincc
    @cchaffincc 4 месяца назад +3

    That was the funniest thing I’ve seen in a while. Feels good to laugh for a minute.

  • @daviddiggens8841
    @daviddiggens8841 4 месяца назад +56

    You got to love comedians who laugh at their own jokes. Truth is not only stranger than fiction, it's often hilarious and terrifying at the same time

  • @CodyCha
    @CodyCha 4 месяца назад +68

    Met at a 7eleven robbery. I’m dead. 💀

  • @flp376
    @flp376 4 месяца назад +7

    I spit my coffee all over the place 😂😂😂😂 omg I need this guy to do my Ulogy. 😂😂😂

  • @chrisbaker7570
    @chrisbaker7570 4 месяца назад +70

    Andrew Schulz is straight savage 💯 😂😂😂

    • @johnmoca5463
      @johnmoca5463 4 месяца назад

      m.ruclips.net/video/Bgjm6xPJeaA/видео.html Are Democrats going to let Kamala Harris do this to every Black man in America? Is this what Kamala Harris going to do to every Black man in America????

    • @Olivia-vu8et
      @Olivia-vu8et 4 месяца назад +3

      Andrew Schulz should make this as rap song.

    • @keithcaldwell1871
      @keithcaldwell1871 3 месяца назад +1

      He’s a ass

  • @donhtb1
    @donhtb1 4 месяца назад +278

    Netflix just gave kamal Harris 7,000,000 today, I just cancelled my account

    • @worlockejuan
      @worlockejuan 4 месяца назад +44

      Same. Should have canceled it for what they did to The Witcher. But it's done! They can kiss my butt!

    • @Vader-tm5lm
      @Vader-tm5lm 4 месяца назад +15

      They won't miss you

    • @M3333C
      @M3333C 4 месяца назад +9

      Nobody cares

    • @nsbdbsbsbdbzbz8555
      @nsbdbsbsbdbzbz8555 4 месяца назад

      Imagine cancelling you acvount for politics.
      Hey little buddy , every company out there tries to fuck you in the ass.
      Might aswell cancel everything

    • @Grace_theslyther_snake
      @Grace_theslyther_snake 4 месяца назад

      Don’t matter. Hilary raised more money than anyone has ever when she ran and she still got smoked by trump. They goin try but will not succeed. TRUMP-24

  • @hightierplayers2454
    @hightierplayers2454 4 месяца назад +45

    This is definitely one of Schulz's best routines.
    I'm not even usually a massive fan of his style (nothing wrong with it, just doesn't hit me like Chappelle does, for example), but this one hit different.

    • @alexandriabushrod9326
      @alexandriabushrod9326 3 месяца назад

      It definitely did hit different 😂😂. He cooked her like a hibachi grill!!! Flamed her like a camp crystal bond fire 🔥. I haven’t really watched his standup like that either, but he just earned a new listener as far as I’m concerned. This was on point. The parents met at a 7-11 robbery, and herpes potter!! I mean…Shultz just moved over to legendary status 😂😂.

  • @BP12ification
    @BP12ification 4 месяца назад +24

    I love the Kamala ad running on the front end of this. 😂😂

  • @chill6789
    @chill6789 4 месяца назад +101

    I'm surprised the democrooks haven't sent the feds to investigate Schulz 😂

    • @lisainthecold4287
      @lisainthecold4287 4 месяца назад +5

      I'm sure they're watching him right now!

    • @MrDabulls23
      @MrDabulls23 4 месяца назад +9

      Give it time, they’ll be calling for him to be cancelled.

    • @DianaGuy-o3p
      @DianaGuy-o3p 4 месяца назад

      Me too

    • @j.wright5918
      @j.wright5918 4 месяца назад +1

      Oh it’s coming

    • @Jimbow-sz9kh
      @Jimbow-sz9kh 4 месяца назад +4

      Just wait ... There will be some thinly veiled #metoo moment or some other manufacturered controversy coming his way... For whatever reason, I never fw'd with his standup style.... But he definitely earned another fan for just spitting logic in a funny way

  • @prioritytarget7157
    @prioritytarget7157 4 месяца назад +91

    All of my friends are racists.
    The White ones, the Red ones, the Blue ones and the Black ones.

    • @myview5840
      @myview5840 4 месяца назад +9

      Smurfs are the biggest racists of them all. Esp Uncle Bulgaria

    • @spidersinspace1099
      @spidersinspace1099 4 месяца назад

      Obama turned me into a racist.

  • @SophiaMacks
    @SophiaMacks 3 месяца назад +1

    Thanks for showing that.. Lots of love guys.. Stay true.❤❤❤❤❤

  • @deckofcards87
    @deckofcards87 4 месяца назад +69

    When Schulz started looking like Waluigi from Mario Kart, his comedy got better and better.

  • @MrDabulls23
    @MrDabulls23 4 месяца назад +33

    Damn, that was good. Reminded me of George Carlin.

    • @cwell510
      @cwell510 4 месяца назад +6

      Carlin would have a field day with Biden, Harris, and woke culture.

    • @MrDabulls23
      @MrDabulls23 4 месяца назад +1

      @@cwell510 hell yeah he would

  • @Bucky5068
    @Bucky5068 4 месяца назад +4

    Absolutely smashed it out of the park!

  • @JakeLegear
    @JakeLegear 4 месяца назад +45

    I've never seen Schulz before, but that was vicious.

    • @Mkeegs79
      @Mkeegs79 4 месяца назад +1

      You are missing out. He has an unfiltered stand-up he released on his RUclips channel that is savage as hell.

    • @ddonchiji
      @ddonchiji 4 месяца назад +1

      It was beyond vicious... It was nuclear.

    • @javinrichardson
      @javinrichardson 2 месяца назад

      You don’t know what you’re missing,Andrew has no filter

  • @codyreactions
    @codyreactions 4 месяца назад +69

    Trump 2024 ✊✊✊✊🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🙏

    • @johnmoca5463
      @johnmoca5463 4 месяца назад

      m.ruclips.net/video/Bgjm6xPJeaA/видео.html Are Democrats going to let Kamala Harris do this to every Black man in America? Is this what Kamala Harris going to do to every Black man in America????

  • @kenekenz2176
    @kenekenz2176 4 месяца назад +14

    Real Jamaicans don't like being called black they are from the West lndies

  • @karyhooper4627
    @karyhooper4627 4 месяца назад +12

    OMG. He killed it! 😂😂😂

  • @JasonSnyder-o3q
    @JasonSnyder-o3q 3 месяца назад +4

    'Throat goat!' 'Warhawk Tuah!' LMFAO!!!

  • @stephanieblackburn2778
    @stephanieblackburn2778 4 месяца назад +20

    Hahahaha I almost shot my water out of my nose I was not expecting that too funny but truth

  • @BlackChrishi
    @BlackChrishi 3 месяца назад +4

    They used a vegetable to install a plant

  • @RobertDickens2002
    @RobertDickens2002 4 месяца назад +21

    He went off.

  • @sharonburcham66
    @sharonburcham66 4 месяца назад +19

    Omg! I’m just trying to relax here!! GUYS! hahaha great work!! ❤️❤️❤️❤️🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸

  • @JacobHeckBro
    @JacobHeckBro 3 месяца назад +2

    5:00 “I wonder what kind of P he’s watching” lmfaooooo, my guy

    • @erikmendoza8068
      @erikmendoza8068 3 месяца назад

      His joke or comment backfired; maybe he should have kept quiet.

  • @Weeks25
    @Weeks25 4 месяца назад +4

    That was awesome 😂 He went hard as hell 🤣 I love when he started laughing at what he was saying!

  • @Agooden2
    @Agooden2 4 месяца назад +10

    Her head shots don’t ever miss!! LMAO! 🤣🤣🤣

  • @lisahause8705
    @lisahause8705 4 месяца назад +11

    This was so damn funny …but sad at the same time!🤣😩

  • @rickrobinson8417
    @rickrobinson8417 4 месяца назад +11

    God bless the comedians

  • @minniegirl175
    @minniegirl175 4 месяца назад +14

    Frigging hilarious 😂😂😂

  • @JulianRom907
    @JulianRom907 4 месяца назад +20

    Yo a Kamala ad popped up halfway thru the video 😂🎉

  • @donaldpaulson3920
    @donaldpaulson3920 4 месяца назад +11

    Didn't expect much but facts and actually funny

    • @johnmoca5463
      @johnmoca5463 4 месяца назад

      m.ruclips.net/video/Bgjm6xPJeaA/видео.html Are Democrats going to let Kamala Harris do this to every Black man in America? Is this what Kamala Harris going to do to every Black man in America????

  • @khaledal-asad3394
    @khaledal-asad3394 4 месяца назад +5

    In Trinidad and Tobago we call a black and indian mix a "Dougla"

  • @patrick5645
    @patrick5645 4 месяца назад +26

    Hawk Tua Harris!

  • @Gamblarer
    @Gamblarer 4 месяца назад +8

    Damn he going in on Kamala😂😂😂 and on everybody else

  • @SandySanderson_95
    @SandySanderson_95 3 месяца назад +1

    That was Schultz’s best stand up bit

  • @MichelleLyn84
    @MichelleLyn84 4 месяца назад +1

    We all know how she REALLY became an attorney and a politician. It certainly wasn’t using her brain…..

  • @Pookie-c5m
    @Pookie-c5m 4 месяца назад +34

    Hawk Tua Harris 😅😂🎉..

  • @rx3e999
    @rx3e999 4 месяца назад +27

    If you spend any money on a onlyfans you need to be put on a list lmfao.

  • @vickithomas7976
    @vickithomas7976 4 месяца назад +47

    He’s not wrong

  • @anthonyjerussi6343
    @anthonyjerussi6343 4 месяца назад +14

    Hysterical but sadly true. Wake up America!!!!!!!!!!

  • @saraherrera522
    @saraherrera522 3 месяца назад +2

    Did you get the joke about drool running to cool running? It’s about a movie that John candy did about a Jamaican bobsled team call cool runnings. Great movie

  • @thedin3467
    @thedin3467 4 месяца назад +9

    Did he read the script beforehand lol haha

  • @heatherwilbourn4626
    @heatherwilbourn4626 4 месяца назад +1

    Kamala, the "OG throat goat" lmao😂😂😂

  • @vatorudo3026
    @vatorudo3026 2 месяца назад

    Dude said “he was clear minded when he did it”!!! I died laughing

  • @JADTO
    @JADTO 4 месяца назад +16

    Military women.... Are not wholesome lol

  • @Bry-i7v
    @Bry-i7v 4 месяца назад +2

    Wait until everyone finds out that big mike and KAMALa have the same plastic surgeon.. 😂

  • @noieray2084
    @noieray2084 3 месяца назад

    🤣🤣 “let him cook” 💀

  • @SuperMunkeh
    @SuperMunkeh 4 месяца назад +10

    Andrew Schulz has BARS - that Donald Ducked bar would get a Don DeMarco 😂

    • @alexandriabushrod9326
      @alexandriabushrod9326 3 месяца назад

      A Don DeMarco and a Bang Bang 😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣😂🥴😩😩

  • @stephaniexoxox7361
    @stephaniexoxox7361 4 месяца назад +6

    🤣🤣🤣 im dying 💀

  • @KazMeismommy
    @KazMeismommy 4 месяца назад +1

    What’s crazy is she’s full blooded Indian (Asian). Her father is Indian who was born and raised in Jamaica! She’s NOT black 🤦🏽‍♀️

  • @Ity-u2d
    @Ity-u2d 4 месяца назад +3

    Andrew has more guts than the Cartier family

  • @ItsTheFuzzMan
    @ItsTheFuzzMan 4 месяца назад +2

    Receipts in 1989 was a Polaroid...if they got receipts on Kamala, that's a lot of Polaroids

  • @albertakossakowski7468
    @albertakossakowski7468 4 месяца назад +39

    I don't think her Dad is Black. In fact he's Jamaican

    • @JADTO
      @JADTO 4 месяца назад

      Most Jamaicans are black

    • @ncrob391
      @ncrob391 4 месяца назад +7

      The majority of Jamaicans are of African descent. And there are Jamaicans whose family heritages include Irish, Chinese and Indian subcontinent mixtures.

    • @shaylagortman2322
      @shaylagortman2322 4 месяца назад +16

      This is literally the first time I'm hearing people not consider Jamaicans black 😂

    • @stephenpmurphy591
      @stephenpmurphy591 4 месяца назад

      Her father is not black rather he's European, Indian, and black.
      She's the direct descendant of Jamaicas largest slave owner.
      Her father is mixed race not black.

    • @MrDabulls23
      @MrDabulls23 4 месяца назад

      And they descended from slave owners.

  • @Gracie_19200
    @Gracie_19200 4 месяца назад

    Omg I was dying 😂😂😂 all your “ohhhhhs” and “ahhhhhs” 😂😂😂

  • @ms.wilson6439
    @ms.wilson6439 4 месяца назад +3

    They met at 7/11😂

  • @brucevidito4923
    @brucevidito4923 4 месяца назад +3

    Now that's hilarious ! 😝🤣😂

  • @pikecountyalabama
    @pikecountyalabama 3 месяца назад

    The last part is the HARD HARD TRUTH.

  • @billyxkid5062
    @billyxkid5062 4 месяца назад

    I’ve never seen this man angry like this in my life I back every message he just said in this video😂

  • @megmcilroy1350
    @megmcilroy1350 4 месяца назад +1

    Brandon - do you will all the poker games? You have the best poker face ever!!!

  • @workingman6681
    @workingman6681 4 месяца назад +5

    LMAO GUYS😂😂😂😂😂

  • @CharlesJohnson-mq2tr
    @CharlesJohnson-mq2tr 4 месяца назад

    Facts. Be careful what you wish for.

  • @hookalakah
    @hookalakah 4 месяца назад +1

    This guy is fire! And what he says is all TRUE!

  • @drunkcommentsco8131
    @drunkcommentsco8131 Месяц назад

    "that will make you more diddy" hahaha

  • @thealliasylum3960
    @thealliasylum3960 4 месяца назад +2

    5:01 I get it, Solomon 😂🌚 That search history will tell you a lot about a person.

  • @zargonfuture4046
    @zargonfuture4046 4 месяца назад +8

    Behave yourselves gents, you are good boys and your mom will be upset if you do Onlyfans... 😏

  • @rachelmiles8521
    @rachelmiles8521 4 месяца назад +2

    The Hawk towa candidate.😂

  • @alienatedslayer
    @alienatedslayer 4 месяца назад +1

    Just a little tip if you guys press the left arrow on the keyboard it rewinds the clip 10 seconds.

  • @lydiascl
    @lydiascl 4 месяца назад

    Cool Runnings... Jamaica...

  • @KlubMila0124
    @KlubMila0124 4 месяца назад +5

    Y'all are doing so good! Keep it up, guys! ❤

  • @cococali6589
    @cococali6589 3 месяца назад

    "fetal-alcohol face McLovin" 😂😂😂😂

  • @dianamurphy2954
    @dianamurphy2954 4 месяца назад

    Awesome!!! Andrew is speaking the truth.

  • @jaded5957
    @jaded5957 4 месяца назад +3

    Never heard of this guy but he's funny as fk.

  • @TheJMG13
    @TheJMG13 4 месяца назад +1

    War Hawk TUAH.....................................🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯

  • @westonfilippin7894
    @westonfilippin7894 4 месяца назад

    That was a good roast 🤣

  • @michaelfrieszell6745
    @michaelfrieszell6745 4 месяца назад

    That shitz hard but its looooong😂😂😂😂😂

  • @ShaylaC8791
    @ShaylaC8791 4 месяца назад

    Absolutely LOVVVVVE this commentary!! I am a Gen X’er and this is what I’m used to. Brutal Honesty. Tell it like it is. 🤷🏽‍♀️

  • @brettcloud8550
    @brettcloud8550 4 месяца назад

    "that boy was clear minded out there"
    😂😂😂😂 Stop it

  • @ItsTheFuzzMan
    @ItsTheFuzzMan 4 месяца назад

    LMFAO @ Salo doubling down, upping the ante [no diddy] with "I'm just wondering if it was gay porn..."😂😂😂

  • @ms.wilson6439
    @ms.wilson6439 4 месяца назад

    😂😂😂😂😂 he went IN

  • @dimitritopey4546
    @dimitritopey4546 4 месяца назад

    Shout from Jamaica brothers. This video one a good one lol

  • @Labersak
    @Labersak 4 месяца назад +1

    damn this was good, i had tears xD

  • @sportjones1
    @sportjones1 3 месяца назад

    A tip I learned one day. The key J will jump back 10secs, key K pauses and key L jumps 10 secs forward. Makes it easier to slowly go through videos :)

  • @sherlockholmez8764
    @sherlockholmez8764 4 месяца назад +4

    "Herpes Potter" made me chuckle.
    Also Andrew looks like the type of dude that will hang a dirty babies diaper from his rearview mirror.

  • @ayyoitzToko
    @ayyoitzToko 4 месяца назад +3

    Andrew Schulz couldn't be right about this 😂😂😂 I love how my mx instructor let us go home early just cause almost everyone in class nearly died laughing from his wise words

  • @juliotorres9332
    @juliotorres9332 4 месяца назад

    1:11 to 1:16 😂😂😂
    Watched the whole video nd I’m still dying.

  • @cassie4070
    @cassie4070 4 месяца назад +30

    FUNNIEST PART OF THIS: S said "I wonder what kind of porn he was watching"
    I roflmao