Villain Bakugou and Deku Kidnap You ASMR

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  • Опубликовано: 7 ноя 2024

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  • @autismclown
    @autismclown 5 лет назад +2330

    "blood rate."
    "what?"
    "...you can poke them."
    "NICE."

  • @ur_favorite_nympho
    @ur_favorite_nympho 5 лет назад +1586

    This is my favorite
    Deku. You can get their blood rate up now
    Bakugo: their what
    Deku: blood rate
    Bakugo:🤨
    Deku: you can poke them
    Bakugo: Nice!

  • @bloodyrextm1910
    @bloodyrextm1910 4 года назад +1427

    Bakugo: “we’re not gonna hurt u. We’re just gonna dissect u a little”
    Me *spits out tea* excUse mE plEasE WHAT?!?

  • @izukumidoriyaneko4214
    @izukumidoriyaneko4214 5 лет назад +3500

    “They’re barely conscious...”
    Me just woke up three minutes ago: *nods while yawning*

  • @thatonestrandofhair
    @thatonestrandofhair 5 лет назад +1977

    If you read the description they listed the triggers in the video and one of them is “Trying not to kiss my adorable girlfriend” and another is “Deku sassing Bakugou”

    • @sanica3953
      @sanica3953 5 лет назад +46

      That one strand of hair MOOD THO

    • @blancapineda875
      @blancapineda875 5 лет назад +16

      That one strand of hair I will put this RUclips picuse it s funny

    • @destinimoore669
      @destinimoore669 5 лет назад +14

      First thought when video start: welp I'm screwed. o well!!!!

    • @roseyroo5923
      @roseyroo5923 5 лет назад +13

      Omg The “Deku Sassing Bakugo” One, Had Me Dying

    • @izukumidoriya6644
      @izukumidoriya6644 5 лет назад +8

      It’s so cutee

  • @lizziekisby2770
    @lizziekisby2770 4 года назад +721

    Bakuguo: I’m the best
    Deku: Second best.
    *oof I felt that.*

    • @rileyk3407
      @rileyk3407 4 года назад +6

      Same bro same 😂😂

    • @yn4986
      @yn4986 4 года назад +4

      Riley Knoll same

    • @todorokisfavouriteobject9109
      @todorokisfavouriteobject9109 4 года назад +5

      I’ve felt that plenty of times. BUT I’m not a firey nutter training kids to surpass me to beat an old funny number one! 😂

    • @lizziekisby2770
      @lizziekisby2770 4 года назад +1

      @Tobio Kageyama it was a typo sorry-

  • @awkwardstorm8734
    @awkwardstorm8734 5 лет назад +2226

    Deku: change of plans, we have to kill them
    Me: omg thank you

  • @aaronanguish7426
    @aaronanguish7426 5 лет назад +974

    dude if they heard half as many sarcastic responses and insults i responded with, i would be dead FAR sooner.

    • @ryq4144
      @ryq4144 5 лет назад +25

      Same

    • @blissfullyvalentine
      @blissfullyvalentine 5 лет назад +17

      Agreed

    • @Jello.brainz
      @Jello.brainz 5 лет назад +37

      Same. I don’t regret it either. I mAyYyY have called bakuhoe multiple names-

    • @socks_n_shuus
      @socks_n_shuus 4 года назад +18

      We all would've died on the spot lmao

    • @jkc0s174
      @jkc0s174 4 года назад +21

      Not gonna lie but same, the amount of times I laughed at bakugou's comments and my depressed self commented I wouldn't make it pass the first 3 seconds

  • @macaroni7702
    @macaroni7702 4 года назад +1218

    My mom: go play with the neighbors kids
    The neighbors kids:

  • @mar.ia.2592
    @mar.ia.2592 5 лет назад +753

    * chuckles *
    "I'm in danger"

  • @alishasouza930
    @alishasouza930 5 лет назад +962

    What's a hero without a quirk? Batman.

    • @phantompromise
      @phantompromise  5 лет назад +131

      Hellion Angel OMG LOL U GOT ME

    • @mobbled
      @mobbled 5 лет назад +50

      Iron man,Hawkeye,Black widow
      (Yeah I know this is another universe but yeah)

    • @ryq4144
      @ryq4144 5 лет назад +30

      YES!
      but deku is a nerd and batman is actually cool

    • @Christina-pm6kt
      @Christina-pm6kt 5 лет назад +27

      red hood, Nightwing, red robin, robin, the punisher.

    • @Datonmana
      @Datonmana 5 лет назад +10

      HELL NAH ACK i have a quirk that i made up lmao

  • @claireoverturf8988
    @claireoverturf8988 4 года назад +441

    The only thing Bakugou cares about: "I WANNA POKE THEM!!"

    • @ellahenderson6742
      @ellahenderson6742 4 года назад +2

      @25Jaycee Tomasino same owo

    • @captainsadpotato2159
      @captainsadpotato2159 4 года назад +3

      Yes you think I'm gonna cry because of a little poke well you are right

    • @todorokisfavouriteobject9109
      @todorokisfavouriteobject9109 3 года назад +2

      @@captainsadpotato2159 pfft-haha! I don’t mind if someone pokes me but it they are constantly jabbing their hand in my arm it’ll agitate me. Oh and *Hello for like the 100th time!*

    • @captainsadpotato2159
      @captainsadpotato2159 3 года назад

      @@todorokisfavouriteobject9109 Hello!

    • @jennielittlesis9548
      @jennielittlesis9548 3 года назад +1

      @Jaycee Tomasino same UnU

  • @levi2529
    @levi2529 5 лет назад +903

    Bakugou: Getting rid of all your happy memories
    Bold of you to assume I have any happy memories...

    • @cherie332
      @cherie332 5 лет назад +9

      SAME

    • @dull_demon4717
      @dull_demon4717 5 лет назад +13

      Sad but true

    • @amprice2727
      @amprice2727 5 лет назад +8

      Yeah I'm just like can I just join you my life is fucked up so what's the point

    • @laylapurnell-thomas2359
      @laylapurnell-thomas2359 5 лет назад +9

      Oh.. yea definitely not hiding from all hoomans.
      :') send help

    • @ryq4144
      @ryq4144 5 лет назад +4

      Same...🤣

  • @Crowstrove
    @Crowstrove 5 лет назад +567

    "stupidly soft"
    I don't know... *Looks at my very crusty, dry, hands*

  • @roszq
    @roszq 4 года назад +205

    The confusion on Midoriya's face when he was trying to figure out if bakugo just called him a baby or just gave him a nickname only couple's use was priceless XD

  • @katze2541
    @katze2541 4 года назад +529

    “Just Some Light Burning”
    *MAKE ME LOOK LIKE TODOROKI*

  • @captainazzy4463
    @captainazzy4463 5 лет назад +909

    2:25 Bakugo: Can we poke 'em now? *Holds up dissection tool*
    Me: Put that thing back where it came from or *SO HELP ME!*

    • @cryingeveryday
      @cryingeveryday 5 лет назад +22

      Katlyn Williams My thoughts were “Damn sis I wanna die but crap”

    • @Puppyboyarf
      @Puppyboyarf 5 лет назад +8

      And CUT 😂

    • @ARTSYGODDEX
      @ARTSYGODDEX 5 лет назад +3

      Hey your name is spelt the same as mine!!!!!

    • @efluty3789
      @efluty3789 5 лет назад +7

      I don't know why Disney is so funnier in comments lol

    • @kitkatgaming4745
      @kitkatgaming4745 5 лет назад +1

      Oh my god same!!!

  • @somewhat_delusional_5230
    @somewhat_delusional_5230 4 года назад +189

    Triggers:
    (Bottom of list)
    “Deku sassing Bakugou and Bakugou getting pissed about it.”
    That is the most relaxing thing I’ve ever heard

    • @denkikaminary903
      @denkikaminary903 4 года назад +2

      Ethanitis _
      Yes it is

    • @SourCandy_love
      @SourCandy_love Год назад

      90% of it... Deku taking Bakugos fun away by sassing him😂😂😂

  • @Cole_mei
    @Cole_mei 5 лет назад +824

    "We aren't getting much of a reaction from them..."
    Oh my bad, *dabbing intensifies*

    • @LinkCanSign
      @LinkCanSign 5 лет назад +55

      *I'm going to do what's called a pro gamer mover*

    • @lucabalsa5368
      @lucabalsa5368 5 лет назад +40

      Modern problems require modern solutions

    • @trickstarphoenix8413
      @trickstarphoenix8413 5 лет назад +27

      *Fortnite dances intensify*
      Me to them: is this enough of a reaction for you?

    • @randiclaiborne1735
      @randiclaiborne1735 4 года назад +8

      Me to them: oh my bad start dancing crazy starts to pretend to cry is that good for you or nah

    • @ilikespace420
      @ilikespace420 4 года назад +3

      Me:*dies*

  • @smamscoffeemug
    @smamscoffeemug 5 лет назад +2490

    Villain deku is the type of guy to close the elevator door when you're trying to get in
    Edit : haha people think I'm funny, nice

  • @No_one2485
    @No_one2485 4 года назад +154

    Bakugo: where do you think a scar would look best Me: i already have enough scars i think I’m good

    • @trymenow110
      @trymenow110 4 года назад +2

      I had 12 scars when I was only 10. three were from an appendectomy, I loved my childhood
      Not

    • @yourmommy9901
      @yourmommy9901 3 года назад +2

      @@trymenow110 bruh you counted yours?! i might've but there are too many now ha

    • @Only_kelpy
      @Only_kelpy 3 года назад +3

      @@trymenow110 I only have multiple scars from c a t s

    • @villiandeku7142
      @villiandeku7142 3 года назад +3

      Mental or physical

    • @lexii45673
      @lexii45673 3 года назад +2

      I have 18 scars on my arms and 20 scars on my legs that I did on purpose I would love more

  • @thatonestrandofhair
    @thatonestrandofhair 5 лет назад +565

    I’m sorry but that stare that Deku gave us at 2:57 was HOT

  • @ChalkEChelcee
    @ChalkEChelcee 5 лет назад +1756

    Bakugo: I feel like they just letting us do it. They've given up already. Without a Fight even...
    Me: Yeah. I just wanna die.

  • @p1nk_bl0od41
    @p1nk_bl0od41 4 года назад +400

    Deku: there not giving us a lot of reaction
    Me: because I’m staving you haven’t FEED ME IN 3 HOURS IM GONNA DIE NOT BECAUSE OF BLOOD LOSS!
    Also yes I did like my own comment-

    • @xxglitchy_gachaxx6817
      @xxglitchy_gachaxx6817 4 года назад +14

      Deku : They aren’t giving us much reaction
      Me : Because I give reaction to the people I wanna give reaction to

    • @kateliiae5158
      @kateliiae5158 4 года назад +14

      Me:bold of you to assume that I have emotions

    • @todorokisfavouriteobject9109
      @todorokisfavouriteobject9109 4 года назад +4

      Me : I’m too tired to show any other kind of thing. And plz stop scraping mah face ur making me angry. 😖

    • @xxglitchy_gachaxx6817
      @xxglitchy_gachaxx6817 4 года назад +1

      ThatTiny Blueberry
      Bruh I would just tell them to shut up and let meh sleep 💤 I need all the sleep I can get because I get about 5 hours of sleep a day oof

    • @todorokisfavouriteobject9109
      @todorokisfavouriteobject9109 4 года назад

      XxGlitchy_Gacha xX Wait u sleep? 👀

  • @thequeenofangst7371
    @thequeenofangst7371 4 года назад +327

    "Do you think they know we're the ones who kidnapped them?"
    WELL I CERTAINLY DO NOW

  • @baileighbarker633
    @baileighbarker633 5 лет назад +197

    Bakugou :*le poke and hurting *
    Me:staph touching my eye!

  • @aestheticallytxickiwi8078
    @aestheticallytxickiwi8078 4 года назад +75

    Them: *Kidnaps me*
    Bakougo: *Touching my face*
    Me: *Tied to a chair uncomfortably while there's crumbs in my face*

  • @auroramoon_draws16
    @auroramoon_draws16 4 года назад +537

    Them: *talking*
    Me: yo y’all dating or something? 👀

    • @marisamayer7927
      @marisamayer7927 4 года назад +26

      I know we need some deatails if we gonna be stuck here 😗

    • @kasijit
      @kasijit 4 года назад +9

      Omg yess

    • @Mooshi_18
      @Mooshi_18 4 года назад +25

      Me secretly waiting for them to kiss because im getting many vibe that they will like..👁👄👁

    • @captainsadpotato2159
      @captainsadpotato2159 4 года назад +12

      I said kiss like ten times

    • @shoukis
      @shoukis 4 года назад +4

      AUroraMoon WTH HAHAHA

  • @D1alga-s2c
    @D1alga-s2c 5 лет назад +625

    “Me trying really hard not to smooch my adorable girlfriend”
    .
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    .
    .
    cute

    • @nl0za28
      @nl0za28 4 года назад +3

      IKR so freakin’ cute🥰😂

    • @HackJax
      @HackJax 4 года назад

      That’s me half the time

    • @axtoy5971
      @axtoy5971 4 года назад +1

      Me during the video

    • @mid_day3090
      @mid_day3090 4 года назад +1

      It’s so cute 😍😍

  • @legally_stupid7006
    @legally_stupid7006 4 года назад +281

    Villain Bakugo: “why do you even want to be a hero”
    Me: “I didn’t even know I was a hero until now” -3-

    • @justuraveragesimp8587
      @justuraveragesimp8587 3 года назад +2

      Oh Dang-

    • @Ceciliaiscool
      @Ceciliaiscool 3 года назад +4

      Isabella -イザベラ villain bakugo: “why do you wanna be a hero what’s so great about being a hero”
      Me: “idk why do u wanna be a villain and what’s si great about being a villain”

    • @glitchtrapthebunny
      @glitchtrapthebunny 3 года назад

      Me: can i become a villian?

    • @unknownwolfy5345
      @unknownwolfy5345 3 года назад +2

      Me: I wanna be a villain 😈

    • @Crystal_Thorn
      @Crystal_Thorn 3 года назад

      Oof

  • @icecream7124
    @icecream7124 5 лет назад +386

    Dangit not again
    This is like the hundredth time I'm getting kidnapped

    • @lucabalsa5368
      @lucabalsa5368 5 лет назад +15

      Ikr like damn why does this always happen?

    • @rosesircus3394
      @rosesircus3394 5 лет назад +17

      We need to stop falling for the whole free anime gimmick

    • @lucabalsa5368
      @lucabalsa5368 5 лет назад +12

      Rose Sircus ya I can agree but ITS FREE *ANIME*

    • @dull_demon4717
      @dull_demon4717 5 лет назад +5

      Same here

    • @nonbirenthenon-binarysiren6299
      @nonbirenthenon-binarysiren6299 5 лет назад +8

      Ice Cream SAME WHY DOES THIS HAPPEN TO ME!? Why are ppl like us always the target?!?!!?*rages*

  • @EliasFyre7
    @EliasFyre7 5 лет назад +437

    You should do one with Bakugou injured and the listener tending to his wounds, do some sounds of pain like hisses, groans, growls, etc. Maybe even have him pass out or something, idk.

    • @minaashido734
      @minaashido734 5 лет назад +12

      Casey Cosplay that would be good cuz then I can make fun of Bakugou 😂 hopefully I don’t get hurt 😂

    • @nataliahrayortega1378
      @nataliahrayortega1378 5 лет назад +4

      Yesssssssss that would be amazing

    • @thenoble4526
      @thenoble4526 5 лет назад +4

      I was your 69th comment and I was so happy about it for like 2 seconds

    • @EliasFyre7
      @EliasFyre7 5 лет назад +6

      @Mina Ashido MINA!! Holy shit, you’d really do that!? Jeez, your so badass.
      I’m jealous

    • @LinkCanSign
      @LinkCanSign 5 лет назад +3

      Mina Ashido bruh we can black mail him.

  • @leahstewart9922
    @leahstewart9922 4 года назад +54

    i’m sorry but the way deku is staring at me- i cant- he just like: 👁👄👁

  • @starflight3291
    @starflight3291 5 лет назад +609

    2:25 bakugo: can we poke em now? *holds a sharp thing*
    Me: GET THAT THING AWAY FROM ME

    • @cryingeveryday
      @cryingeveryday 5 лет назад +12

      star flight The only thing that crossed my mind when he said that was “Damn bitch I wanna die but crap”

    • @heavensdoorofficial4977
      @heavensdoorofficial4977 5 лет назад +10

      star flight I was like STAB ME I WAS GONNA DIE ANYWAY

    • @blancapineda875
      @blancapineda875 5 лет назад +9

      I want to die

    • @starflight3291
      @starflight3291 5 лет назад +2

      @@blancapineda875 oh that's not good☹️

    • @heavensdoorofficial4977
      @heavensdoorofficial4977 5 лет назад

      Blanca Pineda me too, of your serious tho then please don't I will find you and I will hug you

  • @JL-dw8sy
    @JL-dw8sy 5 лет назад +444

    Nobody:
    Deku:👁👄👁

  • @UnoDosTresfr
    @UnoDosTresfr 4 года назад +126

    Them: *Slowly “torturing” me and “talking” to me*
    Me: Yea, keep on going. While your doing that *grabs popcorn and tv remote* I’ll be here.
    Also me: *Grabs a book of spells and casts a protection spell* now you can’t hurt meh but you can hug meh!

    • @todorokisfavouriteobject9109
      @todorokisfavouriteobject9109 4 года назад +1

      Lol, I have a wand pen next to me rn and I rlly wish it was real now. 🥺

    • @neonarcaddz_1626
      @neonarcaddz_1626 3 года назад

      A Potter head? I am angry at you because idk the hype abt Harry Potter

    • @kathrynshuttleworth9002
      @kathrynshuttleworth9002 3 года назад +2

      (Even tho this is for dementors) EXPECTO, PANTRONUUUUUUUUUM

    • @hummussock
      @hummussock 3 года назад +1

      Same girl

    • @iwantsomed-
      @iwantsomed- 3 года назад

      WINGARDIUM LEVIOSA 😌🔮 (idk what it does 🧍🏽)

  • @daddyslilteddybear8353
    @daddyslilteddybear8353 5 лет назад +215

    Deku: *staring directly into the camera*
    Me: *having a staring contest with him*

  • @abbyh7007
    @abbyh7007 4 года назад +755

    “Your jokes are terrible.”
    “Your whole life is terrible.”
    I mean... he’s not wrong

    • @Horrorenthusiast_forlife
      @Horrorenthusiast_forlife 4 года назад +10

      Me lol

    • @alisastar489
      @alisastar489 4 года назад +15

      Hey bro, you used the wrong “your”.
      You’re = You are
      ex: You’re very interesting!
      Your = possessive term
      ex: Your science notes were very useful.
      Grammar is weird lol, I hope this helped! :)

    • @abbyh7007
      @abbyh7007 4 года назад +2

      Alisa Star Me: *casually freaking out because for some reason I used the wrong your/you’re and proper grammar is really important to me*

    • @Eva-jy4ex
      @Eva-jy4ex 4 года назад

      Your

    • @BUBBLES-ik7th
      @BUBBLES-ik7th 3 года назад +2

      But bakugou is part of it-

  • @missblank3887
    @missblank3887 4 года назад +148

    “They have a pretty average quirk.”
    Pardon moa!!! I don’t see matter manipulation as an average quirk at all!! Yes I’m poor at using it but it really helps after eating Chipotle and the toilet is away on “vacation”. It’s rather useful *Sassy short hair spin*

    • @sageisunavalible4592
      @sageisunavalible4592 4 года назад +6

      Same but mine is nightmare the ability to make trama/monsters to come to life

    • @kaes9846
      @kaes9846 4 года назад +5

      Mines teleportation and mind reading also dragon and animatronic

    • @captainsadpotato2159
      @captainsadpotato2159 4 года назад +3

      My quirck is lightning it that average

    • @xxglitchy_gachaxx6817
      @xxglitchy_gachaxx6817 4 года назад +1

      Mines is time manipulation, I can stop time on whatever I touch or if I have enough energy,I can completely freeze time another part is I can rewind time or fast forward it about a year or two. (Con I get a bad head ache after using my quirk)

    • @marks_moment
      @marks_moment 4 года назад

      Same. I don’t think Scold is average
      Scold is the ability to manipulate fire as well as summon it from the users body
      I also don’t think all for one is weak

  • @vampzzy
    @vampzzy 5 лет назад +831

    *mom walks in*
    Deku mom: DEKU I TOLD YOU NOT TO SPILL THE KETCHUP ON YOURSELF!
    Izuku: GET OUT MY ROOM MOM, IM DOING AN ASMR!!!

  • @bunnyhop.5432
    @bunnyhop.5432 5 лет назад +298

    Even as a Villian Deku is still kinda soft. XD Bakugou is ready to play hard and Deku is over here like "Nah, I'm good." xD

  • @ellalloyd7087
    @ellalloyd7087 4 года назад +174

    Bakugou: Give me your hands.
    Me: NO I'M EATING SKITTLES!

  • @Rrougenoir
    @Rrougenoir 5 лет назад +322

    "Give me your hands"
    Me: **hides hands**
    T H E Y A R E S W E A T Y
    Bakugou: your life is terrible
    Izuku: you are a part of it
    Me: **falls to the floor laughing**

  • @shyafterd4rk
    @shyafterd4rk 5 лет назад +186

    Me when I wake up:. *the fuk? Why is there two handsome boi sitting so close to me?!*

    • @amprice2727
      @amprice2727 5 лет назад +7

      Me to but
      Me sees stabby stuff: *being the werewolf I am can that even be a quirk?* WHAT THE HELL

  • @Madchann
    @Madchann 4 года назад +268

    Bakugou : ''Rise and shine''
    My brain : ''dont do it-''
    Me : RiSe aNd ShiNEeeEeEee

    • @janethekillersbebegal85
      @janethekillersbebegal85 4 года назад +8

      😂

    • @marks_moment
      @marks_moment 4 года назад +10

      Your brain in that moment (probably): oh my god-

    • @hummussock
      @hummussock 3 года назад +4

      Nooo!

    • @villiandeku7142
      @villiandeku7142 3 года назад +4

      @Shinsou’s Kitty *cOuGhS yAgAmI yAtO cOuGhS*

    • @Cassidy49
      @Cassidy49 3 года назад +2

      Yessss i was waiting for this comment cuz i did the same thinggg 😂

  • @imapretty12
    @imapretty12 5 лет назад +302

    “It’s not gonna hurt much”
    *stabs their eye with the sharp pointy object*
    Tee Hee

    • @edwardbo4666
      @edwardbo4666 4 года назад +2

      My oc who can barely see: bruh.

    • @captainsadpotato2159
      @captainsadpotato2159 4 года назад +1

      I am already blind as it is so sure stab my eye I still have contacts

  • @ninaaaaishere
    @ninaaaaishere 5 лет назад +370

    6:03 - 6:38
    Bloody hell, Deku! BLINK ALREADY!

    • @middaymilf
      @middaymilf 5 лет назад +6

      Princess Sky Yeah, I just seen it too.

    • @blancapineda875
      @blancapineda875 5 лет назад +4

      《Ninna Ninja》 yeah what she or he said

    • @ninaaaaishere
      @ninaaaaishere 5 лет назад +2

      @@ave8498
      True! But it's pretty uncomfortable for the person standing opposite you, though😂

    • @izukumidoriya6644
      @izukumidoriya6644 5 лет назад

      No

    • @danna2163
      @danna2163 5 лет назад

      《Ninna Ninja》 part of being a villain dude. Villains just don’t blink, probably why their insane. Who knows

  • @glizzy6772
    @glizzy6772 4 года назад +129

    Bakuhoe: *touching face*. Me: AH UH PErSoNaL SpAce GEt yO HAnds O0F Of MEheeeee

    • @Only_kelpy
      @Only_kelpy 3 года назад +2

      SAME

    • @mushr00mish
      @mushr00mish 3 года назад +4

      It’s corona time

    • @Rainsoul444
      @Rainsoul444 3 года назад +5

      BAKUHOE?😭😭😭

    • @mushr00mish
      @mushr00mish 3 года назад +2

      @@Rainsoul444 bakugo... 🤣

    • @glizzy6772
      @glizzy6772 3 года назад +2

      @@Rainsoul444 I- UHM *say click take a pic, say click take a pick🥲*

  • @user-ut6ok4vz7q
    @user-ut6ok4vz7q 4 года назад +815

    "rise and shine"
    *Kylie Jenner has left the chat*

  • @shyratsynami
    @shyratsynami 5 лет назад +228

    Omg please do more villian AU, this is the best bnha one i've seen so far.
    I also love the triggers in the discription, lol!
    Also that burn 12:15, deku makes burns better than todoroki!

    • @bakuhoe5712
      @bakuhoe5712 5 лет назад +10

      staccie williams Burned him worse than when Rei burned Todoroki-
      *I'm so sorry*

    • @dull_demon4717
      @dull_demon4717 5 лет назад

      Aye

    • @AubreySaenz143
      @AubreySaenz143 5 лет назад +2

      It was better than any of todoroki's 😂

  • @ray_playz4798
    @ray_playz4798 4 года назад +47

    Me: whos obsessed with this au fricken chilen" and also has a whole chareter for the series
    Also me: (wanting to be a villian) gets kidnapped by villains

  • @plaguechan732
    @plaguechan732 5 лет назад +631

    XD, the way deku stares at you in the beginning is a mix of creepy and cute.

  • @ako.kai.
    @ako.kai. 5 лет назад +179

    “No actually were gonna keep you alive”
    *Says while pointing the sharp thing right at our heads*
    >:€ Dont toucha me with that!

  • @yashironene2119
    @yashironene2119 4 года назад +70

    Bakugo:*touches face*
    Me:*not caring about being kidnap and sitting in a huge hoodie with bakugo written all over it*

  • @thesecretlifeofblue1622
    @thesecretlifeofblue1622 4 года назад +206

    Anyone scream when they both stared at you? Because I swear I’m terrified already- but I’d let them kidnap me- but don’t touch me I’m fragile like a chip-

  • @LxvxndxrBxnny
    @LxvxndxrBxnny 4 года назад +478

    Bakugo: "Wanna put your gloves on?"
    Deku: "Yeah."
    Me: "So, yall are already prepared for Corona?"

  • @kArLoS-j9j
    @kArLoS-j9j 4 года назад +150

    Bakugou: can you mop it up with your glove
    DEKU: No
    Bakugo: why not
    Deku: because then they'll be dirty
    Me: *looks down* THEY ARE RED GLOVDS

    • @Hadesson2008
      @Hadesson2008 3 года назад +2

      They're blue ÒNÓ

    • @kArLoS-j9j
      @kArLoS-j9j 3 года назад +1

      @@Hadesson2008 UwU
      Just how I put it OwO

    • @iwantsomed-
      @iwantsomed- 3 года назад +1

      Same i just went
      "You idiot ಠಗಠ"

    • @iwantsomed-
      @iwantsomed- 2 года назад +1

      Why is this the only comment from a year ago that's actually kinda normal
      Edit: I'm talking about my reply btw

  • @hollythornton1080
    @hollythornton1080 4 года назад +635

    “rise and shine-“
    “5 more minutes.”
    “. . . i don’t think you understand what’s going on here-“

  • @idontusethis9253
    @idontusethis9253 4 года назад +291

    Them: *talking*
    Me: "Can we go to Wendy's now~?"
    Bakugou: *asking how to kill me*
    Me: "Can i pick? I deserve a slow one-!"

    • @arsonthepan4802
      @arsonthepan4802 3 года назад

      Wait WENDY'S? Naughty child

    • @iwantsomed-
      @iwantsomed- 3 года назад +1

      I would honestly wanna go to Wendy's too

  • @me8018
    @me8018 4 года назад +53

    Me: a huge fan of Boku no hero academia
    Also me: So angry because I am french and I understand only the half of what they say, so don't understand nothing

    • @closedchannel3347
      @closedchannel3347 4 года назад +2

      La même TwT
      Je comprends la moitié seulement :,)

  • @dayahorn6201
    @dayahorn6201 5 лет назад +672

    Deku: Check his finger tips
    Me: *DiD yOu JuSt AsSuMe My GeNdEr?¿*

    • @PawWolf
      @PawWolf 5 лет назад +39

      Well shit I'm non-binary now

    • @cryingeveryday
      @cryingeveryday 5 лет назад +39

      Shit guess I’m male now

    • @LinkCanSign
      @LinkCanSign 5 лет назад +19

      Aha! Tis the perks of being a girl to boy transgender....

    • @adriannaferriolo6201
      @adriannaferriolo6201 5 лет назад +2

      Alice Mew :3 same lol 😂

    • @chat4444
      @chat4444 5 лет назад +6

      Yea guys guess we dudes now

  • @khaotickiri8223
    @khaotickiri8223 5 лет назад +305

    Video: Villain Bakugou and Deku Kidnap You
    Me, who has been in *many* kidnap ASMRs: Ah shit, here we go again...

  • @mynonexistentsleepschedule8330
    @mynonexistentsleepschedule8330 4 года назад +223

    Bakugo: we’re getting rid of your happy memories
    Me: bold of you to assume that I’ve had happy memories

    • @jacksier
      @jacksier 4 года назад +1

      SAmE dOe

    • @kateliiae5158
      @kateliiae5158 4 года назад +2

      My sis can relate from when I was born 👁👄👁

    • @Lee_Bee511
      @Lee_Bee511 4 года назад +1

      Oof

    • @marks_moment
      @marks_moment 4 года назад +2

      I felt that on a whole other level

    • @elicarrell1096
      @elicarrell1096 4 года назад +1

      No one:
      Literally every teenager

  • @shyafterd4rk
    @shyafterd4rk 5 лет назад +330

    2:46 his?
    *Ok I guess I'm a he now.*

  • @leobears_
    @leobears_ 5 лет назад +194

    Bakugou: I know you don't like to get blood on your red gloves.
    Deku: Mhm.
    Bakugou: *slaps in face with glove*

  • @No-vg9co
    @No-vg9co 4 года назад +67

    Bakugo: "there waking up"
    Me: realizes there not my mum anoyyingly waking me up
    Me: "aight Imma go back to sleep"

  • @Ericarainworks
    @Ericarainworks 5 лет назад +142

    What I find cool is that my earphones are red just like theirs so in a way, I feel more connected in these videos.
    L I K E T H E Y A R E A P A R T O F M E.

  • @icy.th0tt908
    @icy.th0tt908 4 года назад +65

    When bakugo said “the pulse of a dumbass” I really felt that on a spiritual level

  • @potatoplays5365
    @potatoplays5365 4 года назад +27

    Bakugo: I wanted to look in their ears
    Ok it’s confirmed villain bakugo has an ear fetish

  • @crabjoint
    @crabjoint 5 лет назад +694

    -Goes into British accent Mode-
    Me : “ OH BLOODY HELL!!!!!!”

  • @K-daver
    @K-daver 4 года назад +196

    "Maybe we can inhance their quirk..."
    Everyone who watched season 4: 😳😳🏃🏃‍♀️🏃‍♀️

  • @Chill_v0_
    @Chill_v0_ 4 года назад +37

    Bakugo: i wanna se what there quirk can do.
    Me: I DonT HaVe a QuiRKy

    • @lisamcbeth7037
      @lisamcbeth7037 4 года назад

      Loll

    • @_Spitfirekid_
      @_Spitfirekid_ 3 года назад

      I ain't no pick me

    • @iwantsomed-
      @iwantsomed- 3 года назад

      Only my oc does but if they kidnapped creator/real life me then relatable 💁🏽‍♀️

  • @allhailsatan8783
    @allhailsatan8783 5 лет назад +100

    Make sure to check his hands
    *bold of you to assume I’m a man nor a woman*

    • @captainsadpotato2159
      @captainsadpotato2159 4 года назад +2

      Yes I am female and would like to be addressed as the correct gender

    • @kaylabodenburg136
      @kaylabodenburg136 4 года назад +4

      this is the first time they have ever used pronouns other then they/them so i think it was an accident

  • @ava-hj9ot
    @ava-hj9ot 5 лет назад +139

    7:17 “where do you think the scar would look best?”
    Me: well Todoroki looks nice with that one over his eye so I’ll take one of those

  • @weebhooman6175
    @weebhooman6175 4 года назад +191

    Deku: "they're not giving us reactions"
    Me legit looking like:👁️👄👁️ with my double chin showing, sitting on the bed while eating hot cheetos

  • @monsterbread8686
    @monsterbread8686 4 года назад +710

    This doesn't seem like..
    *S o c i a l d i s t a n c i n g*

  • @hayyawl3433
    @hayyawl3433 5 лет назад +356

    Bakugo: *Touching face*
    Me: *Awkwardly sitting there in silence tied up to a chair with an oversized hoodie with Cheeto stains on my face and hoodie* “Damn...”
    Edit: wow thanks for the likes :D

  • @jj_25791
    @jj_25791 4 года назад +77

    Bakugou: Mop it up with your glove.
    Deku: I'm not getting my gloves dirty.
    Bakugou: Why?
    Deku: Because then they'll be dirty.
    *Why is that literally me and my friend.*

    • @Evalynn-
      @Evalynn- 3 года назад +1

      Omg that’s me and my friend to

  • @papababbibobo4256
    @papababbibobo4256 5 лет назад +84

    “It shouldn’t hurt much”
    I DON’T WANT IT TO HURT AT ALL

  • @shadowbnha3315
    @shadowbnha3315 4 года назад +377

    bakugon:*touchs the screen*
    me:STOPTOUCHING MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

  • @ac3034
    @ac3034 4 года назад +28

    *"give me your hands"*
    Me: **with a hand and mouth full of chocolate** want some?

  • @animebeing550
    @animebeing550 5 лет назад +171

    12:10
    Deku: your jokes are terrible.
    Bakugo: your whole life is terrible!
    Deku: your apart of it.
    Me: OMG!!!!! 😂😂😂😂😂 savage!!!!!

    • @himikotoga4921
      @himikotoga4921 4 года назад +6

      Ngl, I was waiting for them to quickly turn their heads and kiss-

  • @nl0za28
    @nl0za28 4 года назад +143

    Deku: “Feel free to draw as much blood as you want.”
    me: “TAKE ALL MY BLOOD! I DON’T NEED IT!”

  • @lizziekisby2770
    @lizziekisby2770 4 года назад +180

    Anyone else think if they were in this situation they would be laughing?
    Just me?
    Got it....

  • @gokairedwillcipher
    @gokairedwillcipher 5 лет назад +679

    I said Todoroki when they asked what my name was

    • @sungshi2503
      @sungshi2503 5 лет назад +36

      I like the way you think....

    • @gokairedwillcipher
      @gokairedwillcipher 5 лет назад +42

      I couldn't help it I just had to scream "Todoroki" at my phone screen

    • @shototodoroki-wc6df
      @shototodoroki-wc6df 5 лет назад +31

      I heard my name?

    • @rosegold_bunbun
      @rosegold_bunbun 5 лет назад +27

      @@shototodoroki-wc6df hi todoroki ☺ also they kidnapped us can you come help?

    • @NAwww92747
      @NAwww92747 5 лет назад +7

      Its Probably Via LmaO I’m gonna dieeeee

  • @sillybilly9733
    @sillybilly9733 4 года назад +415

    bakugo: whats your name
    me: LLaBooMBaLaCAcA

    • @marisamayer7927
      @marisamayer7927 4 года назад +9

      Im deaddddd i need to stop looking at the comments

    • @camila9091
      @camila9091 4 года назад +4

      XD

    • @Woodenfridgemagnet
      @Woodenfridgemagnet 4 года назад +8

      Me:Joe
      "Joe who?"
      Me: JOE MAMA

    • @aubriehofland
      @aubriehofland 4 года назад +6

      i’ve been on the the floor for 5 minutes because of this comment

    • @akarinina7271
      @akarinina7271 4 года назад +5

      Oml I am so done with life goodbye!

  • @khloe7517
    @khloe7517 4 года назад +118

    Just imagine this:
    Deku: "Mah house, mah rules U-U"
    Bakugo: "My knife, your life."

    • @Evalynn-
      @Evalynn- 3 года назад +1

      Lol

    • @B0nel3ss_j3rk
      @B0nel3ss_j3rk 3 года назад +2

      Well for me it would be this:
      Mitsuki:mah house, mah rules
      Me and bakugo at the same time:our quirks, your rodeo

    • @davidmarshall3939
      @davidmarshall3939 3 года назад +1

      Lmao

  • @autismclown
    @autismclown 5 лет назад +79

    "trying not to smooch my adorable girlfriend" AW YOU GUYS ARE CUTE

  • @necroticdemonart
    @necroticdemonart 5 лет назад +86

    'Gonna dissect you'
    I think I found myself being scared

    • @lucabalsa5368
      @lucabalsa5368 5 лет назад +3

      * you find yourself turned into a frog on the table of a high school biology class ready to be dissected be Bakugo *

  • @dilfmagnetjoyce4456
    @dilfmagnetjoyce4456 4 года назад +35

    Deku: What's your name?
    Me: Stupid head, because I got kidnapped by you two hobos

    • @kaiyu3113
      @kaiyu3113 3 года назад

      no your name is Tsukisgima Kei on RUclips.com silly

    • @dilfmagnetjoyce4456
      @dilfmagnetjoyce4456 3 года назад

      @@kaiyu3113 uh- no?

    • @kaiyu3113
      @kaiyu3113 3 года назад

      @@dilfmagnetjoyce4456 YES IT IS IT SAYS SO RIGHT THERE

    • @iwantsomed-
      @iwantsomed- 3 года назад

      @@kaiyu3113 What 👁️💧👄💧👁️

  • @serinathemoon
    @serinathemoon 5 лет назад +140

    Nice to know that while im dozing off y'all are scraping my brain.

    • @t3rnished
      @t3rnished 4 года назад +4

      Lmao.

    • @Permafrost-j9l
      @Permafrost-j9l 4 года назад +3

      Is it bad that I also found myself asleep during this

  • @xxqt_ashleyxxuwu9052
    @xxqt_ashleyxxuwu9052 5 лет назад +63

    Bakugou:can we poke them yet. *holds a sharp thing*
    Me:GET AWAY FROM ME IDIOT...

  • @jut_dwaetoucher
    @jut_dwaetoucher 4 года назад +125

    Bakugo: Were just gonna disect you a little...
    Me: excUsE YoU i aM nOt A FRoG! #wearenotfrogs
    Smh T-T
    Edit: Hello, this is me 2 years in the future, I sincerely apologise for any cringe I may have caused people, idk what was wrong w me. Embarrassing 💀
    Edit: a year later, still embarrassing 😞

    • @camlikecamel
      @camlikecamel 4 года назад +9

      But asusi is.....
      Wait i meant tsu-

    • @captainsadpotato2159
      @captainsadpotato2159 4 года назад +2

      @@camlikecamel I was thinking that she is the cutest frog ever

    • @user-vo8lb6gr7j
      @user-vo8lb6gr7j 4 года назад +2

      Tsu would be terrified 😰

    • @trymenow110
      @trymenow110 4 года назад +4

      Hello I already got dissected once I dont need it again.
      SiR tHiS iS A McDoNAlDs

    • @captainsadpotato2159
      @captainsadpotato2159 4 года назад +2

      @@user-vo8lb6gr7j I would kill anyone who tried to hurt Tsuyu

  • @alisonkuypers25
    @alisonkuypers25 5 лет назад +87

    "theyre waking up"
    "rise and shineeee"
    me: *snorts* lets wake up stormi rIse aNd shIneeee

  • @nova-cw5oo
    @nova-cw5oo 5 лет назад +60

    Deku: “I’m not getting my gloves dirty.”
    Me: OVERHAUL WAS IN THIS, WASN’T HE?

  • @sunshinee_2076
    @sunshinee_2076 4 года назад +15

    Them: ,,Without quirk your nothing"
    Me: ,,Do I look like I even was something already?"
    Them: ...

  • @Crowstrove
    @Crowstrove 5 лет назад +85

    "check his hands first"
    I'm a girl

  • @bloocuteandcuboot
    @bloocuteandcuboot 5 лет назад +54

    I'm excited to watch but also the Deku cosplayer is so adorable so it's hard to see them being evil :c

  • @merlinsbbg
    @merlinsbbg 4 года назад +108

    Bakugou: Good night!,
    Me: Good night dad!- can u guys read me a book? This is the last time I swear-

    • @bigbrattytea384
      @bigbrattytea384 4 года назад +2

      Presentation Michael! WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE MISTER!?

    • @merlinsbbg
      @merlinsbbg 4 года назад +2

      @@bigbrattytea384 Idk-

    • @ShotoTodoroki-il1fl
      @ShotoTodoroki-il1fl 4 года назад +2

      OoF

    • @captainsadpotato2159
      @captainsadpotato2159 4 года назад +1

      See I don't remember the last time my dad read me a story he was out the door with divorce papers in hand and a suitcase in the other before I could remember him
      (I do get to see him but only during the summer)

    • @merlinsbbg
      @merlinsbbg 4 года назад +1

      @@captainsadpotato2159 I'm sorry for you . But if you dont understand it wrong why did you tell me this?

  • @oceanicblue8463
    @oceanicblue8463 4 года назад +49

    I love that they have kidnapped you but still call you by “they”. What polite villains xD