MEG 2: THE TRENCH Movie Review **SPOILER ALERT**

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  • Опубликовано: 2 авг 2023
  • Gay homosexuals Nick and Joseph spoil Meg 2: The Trench - a 2023 science fiction action film directed by Ben Wheatley.
    Premise: A research team encounters multiple threats while exploring the depths of the ocean, including a malevolent mining operation.
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    Cast:
    Jason Statham as Jonas Taylor
    Wu Jing as Jiuming
    Sophia Cai as Meiying Zhang
    Page Kennedy as DJ
    Sergio Peris-Mencheta
    Skyler Samuels
    Cliff Curtis as James "Mac" Mackreides
    Sienna Guillory
    Melissanthi Mahut
    Cinematography by Haris Zambarloukos
    Edited by Jonathan Amos
    Music by Harry Gregson-Williams
    Keywords: ending explained, reaction video, trailer, megalodon shark, Warner Bros Pictures, Free Fire, High Rise, A Field In England, Sightseers, Kill List, Down Terrace, Rebecca, In the Earth
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  • @TechnicJunglist
    @TechnicJunglist Год назад +23

    So Godzilla but not good, mixed with soulless Chris Pratt raptor type training, and Free Willy sympathy. 😂 thank you guys

    • @Chrissy213
      @Chrissy213 Год назад +2

      😂😂😂

    • @chellbell7899
      @chellbell7899 11 месяцев назад

      Pretty much lol I said jaws plus Jurassic world. Free Willy is funny tho

    • @okoala62
      @okoala62 6 месяцев назад

      Chriss Pratt training raptors- I SAID THAT SAME THING TO MY KIDS AND THEY WERE OFFENDED 😂 (kids are both under 10 and huge “OwEn GraDy” fans from the newer Jurassic World movies 😒. I hope they get better taste as they get older….) lol

  • @InLovewithHorror
    @InLovewithHorror Год назад +28

    “Who’s parenting her!?” 😂😂😂 great video as always!

  • @jentalksbooks
    @jentalksbooks Год назад +19

    11:55 "So the shark is like a cat in heat?!" - Nick 😂😂😂

  • @MultiGreenG
    @MultiGreenG Год назад +4

    "Do you miss your mom big fish??" 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 lmfao

  • @ginabeena6757
    @ginabeena6757 Год назад +21

    Nick is so cute talking about this movie!! 🥰

    • @divakingsley9020
      @divakingsley9020 Год назад +6

      He’s always cute..they both are actually…you can instantly tell that one is totally a movie geek and one is totally movie viewer in which makes for a perfect duo. Luv these guys (stumbled upon them during the pandemic as I did Chris Stuckmann (no longer a fan of his anymore, I haven’t watched any of his reviews for at least six months now…he’s so close to making movies that I can tell that he was holding back on his True opinions/reviews).
      This comparison is a true example of Movie goers vs Directors….Movie goers see the movie for the crap that it is and Directors (some of them) see the movie for the crap that it is, but still believe that it’s Amazing.
      Anyway…Guys THANKS for another honest opinion/review, for this is yet another movie that I will Not waste my money or time on.

  • @murphk87
    @murphk87 Год назад +4

    Haha I love how Nick is wearing a t-shirt with green print and its showing the background picture

  • @rogermazuca4582
    @rogermazuca4582 Год назад +3

    Sounds like Deep Blue Sea meets Jurassic World meets Pacific Rim without the Jagers.

  • @heathermichael3987
    @heathermichael3987 Год назад +27

    I’m not going to lie, I support the shark. It’s the trailer’s fault. I’m so here for the review!🎉

  • @scotty2136
    @scotty2136 Год назад +9

    The moment the trailer dropped I knew this movie was going to be next level stupid, and not in a good way. Thank You for confirming that. I’ll definitely stream this for free when I am sipping wine to make some sense of it 😂

  • @docdave63
    @docdave63 Год назад +6

    I can’t tell if my previous “thanks” went through 🤷‍♂️. So you might be getting a double thanks this month 👍👍. You deserve it💕

  • @tigerlilly9038
    @tigerlilly9038 Год назад +6

    I came for The Sigh and the Eyebrow baby 😂1:34 Joseph we are never going to get the joy of seeing Samuel L. Jackson vs. Shark magic of yesteryear ever again, lol 🦈 = 😋

  • @jujutaylor2186
    @jujutaylor2186 Год назад +12

    Thanks for watching what i could not. 😂love the pull quotes!

  • @Narusasu98
    @Narusasu98 Год назад +13

    Hilarious review as always guys 😂 I just saw it last night. I will remember that awkward moment when one crew member died basically the same way that these people in the Titan submersible did... You could feel the tension in the theatre, and us (the audience) thinking "Too soon..." 😖😓 Yikes. Also I couldn't stand the corny little girl either, this is not the kind of character who makes you want to have kids

    • @chellbell7899
      @chellbell7899 11 месяцев назад +1

      That’s why I was thinking the first 30 min. So awkward

  • @puspavelai8353
    @puspavelai8353 Год назад +4

    *Man-Eater!!!* 🤨Nope? Joseph: Based on that description we don't hear about Sharks" - A movie that made Nick breakout a rhyme!...Class review!🤣

  • @socialbootleggings
    @socialbootleggings Год назад +10

    You guys are a blast. Thanks for the Portishead note.

  • @Rude4eyez
    @Rude4eyez Год назад +6

    Thanks for the review. I'll definitely wait for this to hit Tubi 😂😂😂 all the best 💜

  • @davidbrain1192
    @davidbrain1192 2 месяца назад +1

    Great review and had me cracking up!!!

  • @LynneJordan11
    @LynneJordan11 Год назад +10

    Curious did you guys watch the first one? It was stupid also, but I still watched it. 😂 that barrier had been breached during the first movie too. P.S. they had a little girl running wild in the first one too. Also, how is there enough of a food source in the trench to sustain creatures of that size? OY!

    • @anramsay
      @anramsay Год назад +1

      Joseph mentioned liking this more than the first one. Which I agree I liked this more than they did but I definitely thought it was better than the first too.

  • @LateCambrian
    @LateCambrian Год назад +4

    I have that Carpentar shirt!! I got it at IFC center in Manhattan!

  • @jentalksbooks
    @jentalksbooks Год назад +2

    Pull quotes are hilarious!

  • @addictstatic
    @addictstatic Год назад +2

    The walking part reminded me of an homage to the Lord of the rings...😂😂😂😂😂

  • @Lilianamarie999
    @Lilianamarie999 Год назад +7

    This sounds like a lot for very little payoff. A 🦈 movie disappointing Joseph is never ok.

  • @docdave63
    @docdave63 Год назад +3

    Happy August. Thank you for awesome content!

  • @michellemichougraham198
    @michellemichougraham198 11 месяцев назад +1

    Not to go off on a tangent but Portishead - SOS (which according to Nick) cannot be found anywhere..is on RUclips. Listening to the extended version - as we speak and always 'loved' them, so thanks for the shoutout 😂❤❤

  • @Alex-vd6ve
    @Alex-vd6ve 11 месяцев назад +1

    Great Review!!
    Love the Carpenters T!!
    ❤❤

  • @jamesmason2605
    @jamesmason2605 Год назад +1

    I love your reviews👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾

  • @brbaic9364
    @brbaic9364 Год назад +3

    Saw it yesterday. Opening sequence was the over the top ridiculousness that I wish the next hour had become. It had a few fun moments sprinkled throughout but it felt like they were holding back for most of it. I don't need good dialog or great acting for this kind of movie, but it needs to not be boring.

  • @qwertiepie
    @qwertiepie Год назад +2

    Oh. Love that carpenter tshirt. Im thinking The Carpenters but it looks funny 😏

  • @AmarisFrede
    @AmarisFrede Год назад +3

    Great commentary! 💖

  • @tigerlilly9038
    @tigerlilly9038 Год назад +3

    *Who paid for this😂?!!! pay those people on strike !!!* 🤬 to be honest I didn't like the first one..... But I love to hear you Both talk about anything.❤

  • @kevindrake4529
    @kevindrake4529 Год назад +4

    Oh I can’t wait for this one!!!

  • @okoala62
    @okoala62 6 месяцев назад +1

    Great review! I agree with your commentary!

  • @RenTen24
    @RenTen24 Год назад +3

    I went to high school with Paige Kennedy. He was a ham back then too.

  • @videojim3109
    @videojim3109 11 месяцев назад

    Totally agree with this review. Hope they make a third one.

  • @dalrishardin9993
    @dalrishardin9993 11 месяцев назад +1

    My main problem with this movie…one word…..TONE!!! they didn’t know if they wanted to be serious or a comedy. It made me annoyed

  • @MadBloodMatt
    @MadBloodMatt Год назад +1

    Solid review!

  • @ssme_
    @ssme_ Год назад +1

    What! I had no clue the sequel was coming out already.

  • @sighbatsu
    @sighbatsu Год назад +7

    The rotten tomato score coming out as a zero today solidified my weariness. The first movie is a lot of ridiculous fun, so this sequel doesn't exist to me lol. Great review guys.

  • @MiuMiu-dq6xt
    @MiuMiu-dq6xt Год назад +1

    Chum my lady, Chum my lady, you’re my butterfly, sugar, baby…

  • @dstir66
    @dstir66 11 месяцев назад +1

    I'm falling in love with you guys!

  • @emjay8709
    @emjay8709 Год назад +1

    I also enjoyed that S.O.S. cover in High Rise a lot

  • @Hauerization
    @Hauerization Год назад +1

    This movie has Oscar-winner written all over it! But seriously, loved the original, gonna see this one fo sure.

  • @elliotkatz6940
    @elliotkatz6940 Год назад +2

    How could there be a mating scene? In Maneater, professor Jeff Fahey said we don’t know how they mate. 🤦🏻 Nikki Whelan should be in this, too.

  • @ziondouglass6146
    @ziondouglass6146 Год назад +2

    shoutout to crawl by alexander aja! more monster-thrillers like that.

  • @asan1050
    @asan1050 Год назад +2

    Gents!, Thanks Much !.......

  • @dmaynor
    @dmaynor 2 дня назад +1

    I liked the first one because it was crazy. This went from crazy to dumb.

  • @whitebread940
    @whitebread940 Год назад

    Maybe this would be fun at The Drive In. But I’m not going there soon.
    I’ve always that a Jaws spoof movie based on the actual script would be hilarious , this is maybe as close as I’m going to get to having it?

  • @natalierose1072
    @natalierose1072 7 месяцев назад

    My 10 y/o son and I watched this. I went in with incredibly low expectations so wasnt disappointed.
    Sharks 10/10
    Plot 0.5/10
    Jason Statham being a fine piece of a man 100/10

  • @tchallasqueen4861
    @tchallasqueen4861 10 месяцев назад +2

    Yes yes yes and everything else you said….this movie gets a 1 out of 10. You said everything I was thinking and more. It was such a cringe and the little girl was so annoying. She cld hv been a small feature. Grt reveiw.

  • @mareygracer14
    @mareygracer14 Год назад +1

    I saw the first movie, so I know it's not gonna make the 1997 Titanic movie numbers. I really liked the trailer, though. Great review, FJF🍿🍿

  • @bmck-8400
    @bmck-8400 Год назад +1

    Well Meg sharks gotta eat

  • @jentalksbooks
    @jentalksbooks Год назад +1

    Thanks for a good time! 📽🍿🍫🥤🎫

  • @pagekennedy
    @pagekennedy Год назад +4

    At least yall gave me a pass lol yikes

    • @ZodsSnappedNeck
      @ZodsSnappedNeck Год назад

      I wish I would have watched this video before the movie lol

  • @e3vL1
    @e3vL1 Год назад

    wanted Jaws, got Sharknado

  • @RavensOsFan89
    @RavensOsFan89 Год назад

    This looks like a Netflix film. Can’t believe the first made 500 million.

  • @brunoheggli2888
    @brunoheggli2888 11 месяцев назад

    Gamechanging!

  • @trollingboy9729
    @trollingboy9729 Год назад

    Is it at least better than Jaws 2?

  • @nicholaspruitt9032
    @nicholaspruitt9032 Год назад +1

    I’m so tired of pg 13 shark movies. Someone needs to make the new Jaws…it should be a rated R scary bloodfest with graphic violence, gore and little to no humor.

    • @divakingsley9020
      @divakingsley9020 Год назад

      I couldn’t agree with you more. Well I believe we have the talented Mr Steven Spielberg to thank for this “PG 13” crap…basically if you see the monster snap off the head of a human without seeing blood squirt in the same scene then it’s good for kids that are 13 years old…ugh. The rated R scary blood fest days are almost extinct, because directors, producers, etc…know that they make more money on a wider age audience /demographic by making so called horror movies PG13.

  • @QueenNaestar
    @QueenNaestar Год назад +1

    This movie was stupid. Can't believe I paid too see this crap. I like Jason Statham though, which is why they got me $. 😅

  • @stewie3126
    @stewie3126 7 месяцев назад

    Just about the worst monster creature movie I've ever seen. Worse than Sharknado. At 20,000 ft depth a cracked helmet crushes one character instantly. Later at the same depth Statham is fine with no suit at all because he fills his sinuses with water or some stupid crap like that. Idiotic.

  • @yasinradee
    @yasinradee Год назад

    I was bored out of my mind.
    It was ok

  • @missleelee7232
    @missleelee7232 Год назад +1

    The first one was ridiculous 😂😂 I ❤ me some Jason Statham 🤷🏽‍♀️ tho LMAO....the trailer looks awful BUT I have low expectations and like I said if Jason is in it..... I'm gonna watch it!!😂😂

  • @kevindrake4529
    @kevindrake4529 Год назад +2

    Hollywood needs to learn that if people want lectures they can watch TED talks. Leave all the Eco Indoctrination out of giant shark movies.

  • @jeannajanowick1887
    @jeannajanowick1887 Год назад +1

    Lmao, haven't we gone pass that .... what do you mean??

  • @CannaFuckuh
    @CannaFuckuh Год назад +1

    69th comment, u gay guys r alright! Alright alright alright

  • @Jaythesparrow
    @Jaythesparrow Год назад +1

    Damn these movies are so disappointing. Especially as a fan of the book series they’re based on, by Steve Alten.
    Disgraceful, piss-poor parodies. 😞 Great review guys.