@@livhumphreys9741 i mean it’s not the most original concept but courtney’s humor is way different from danny’s so it’s her personality that really carries the video.
I was smiling from ear to ear when courtney was talking about the sheep in nz. As a kiwi, we barely get any attention online as New Zealand is quite small, so seeing a QUEEN like Courtney made me sooo happy!
@lilyobryan32 ok and ok and ok and ok and ok and ok and ok and ok and ok and ok and ok and ok and ok and ok and ok and ok and ok and ok and ok and ok and ok and ok and ok and ok and ok and ok and ok and ok and ok and ok and ok and ok and ok- *NOW IM SAYING IT SO MUCH THAT IT ISN'T EVEN 2 WORDS ANYMORE! HOW YOU LIKE THAT?*
Never mind “why are people buying this stuff?” More like who tf would be the models for these? Like who!? I wanna know how much they get paid cause like-
sometimes they edit stuff onto random people😭 i remember i was on amazon one time buying shower caddies and it was a picture of a woman with a very clearly edited in caddy on the photo😭
okay can we talk about everyone wants a friend like her? like I mean she is THE FRIEND like guurl you smart you funny you cute you pretty you honest you everything
@@Ash-qj7ul yeah do you not find like she acts like him? Loool I can’t stop seeing it, like I watch him allooot and this girl obviously does and the way she talks and acts is just like him lol
@@bardockojama3423 yeah there personality’s are similar I can totally see it like I can see the difference since there not exactly the same but I do see the similarity’s
My friend Kim bought the "Bertha Inhaler" decal on a late night shopping spree high on prescription medications after surgery (she has chronic health issues). She arrived to my friends surprise one day after forgetting the entire night. Her name is now Helen and is often featured in the background of her profile pics now and stuck proudly on her wall. We all love it lmao. Its a humorous representative of something she goes through thats not so funny and honestly, we stan inhaler Helen 🙌🏼❤
@Chaos Killed the Casserole lol spelling the pronunciation like that makes me think "vie" is like "Evie" vv eye null, more of even though there are only 2 syllables
@@aiyasartrefuge1395 that could be interpreted as pronounced as "vay" just with a silent E because of the vowel rule Which is why i put two V's and a separate "eye"
"When courtreezy talked about sheep have their own government" Sheep Ad: "come to the farm and say hi" Me: Oh hell na Edit: omg thanks for 6 likes thats the most I've ever🥰🥰😁😁🙂
I love how Courtney went from looking up how many sheep there were in New Zealand to talking about sheep starting their own government, and way of life, and taking over, and- ...
Bertha is my kind of girl and I think I need to show my support by collecting all her memorabilia. I'm her biggest fan and gonna collect the whole set until we become friends in real life ❣️
Court: “They could build their own government!” Ad: “Do you ever get scared of things that might happen?” Me: 😳😳😬😬😬 Edit: Thank you so much for all the likes! 1k is the most I’ve ever got! Wow!
The amount of creativity Bertha uses when having to fight someone is amazing. She uses a broom, her fists, a glock, an iron, a cane, a mop, even a damn plunger She just has so many unique weapons. Hell, she might have unique ways to attack too So in conclusion... Bertha for Smash 2020. MAKE it happen Nintendo. NOW. I'm not asking, I'm not begging. No I'm DEMANDING that Bertha should be apart of the Smash franchise
I just love how she is just blowing up on RUclips and to be completely honest she deserves it.Love you!!❤️😊we are on this journey with you to 1MIL❤️❤️❤️
hey guys I’m so sorry if it seems like it’s been a while since I uploaded last! love you!! And I hope you enjoy this video 💕
That’s okay!!
it’s totally fine luv u!!!
Its okay!
I post vidz btw 🥰
Hiiiieee
First
Courtney seeing the old woman with asthma: who's buying this?
Danny Gonzales: *sweats nervously
Lmao true😭.
I ALMOSTH THREW MY CEREAL ON MY LAPTOP- i cant- bye, im outta here
@@user98389 PLS I SPIT A PEICE OF MY DONUT ONTO MY DAMN IPAD
Danny *IS* the old woman with asthma lol
lmaoo😭🤚
“Who is buying that Asian man, a lady with an inhaler, and a couple on a golf cart?”
MARKIPLIER has entered the chat
DANNY GONZALEZ has entered the chat
Lol love how your not mentioning the fact that Bertha (or as she calls her lol) had a gun in one of the photos 😂😂😰
@@aniyamad7227 ya that was scary lol
MR BEAST has entered the chat lol
Charlie has entered the chat
As a New Zealander, I can confirm that many sheep can be kinda terrifying. They seem to turn up in the weirdest of locations too. No escaping
Ooh for example?
@@aiyasartrefuge1395 I went to the museum the other day in the city and there was a mum sheep and her two babies just kinda chilling on the doorstep
The dude sheep are so scary too. They’ll chase and head butt you if they’re younger and just kinda mad
@@eeeellie omg😭💀
@@eeeellie LMBOOO I’m sorry for laughing 😂
“And then we have an asian man for sale.” That sent me-
LMAOOO SMAEEE
fun fact
I’m Asian and he looks like my dad-
I laughed histaricly
Maybe it’s an Asian tutor *insert is for me emoji here*
8:45 BAHAHAHAH
Sounds like the same problem in china, so many reserved men lollll
me: laughs at her for being addicted for online shopping
also me: **grabs my computer and adds more stuff to my cart**
I felt that
ME RN
Ha, lol... I can’t lie tho😳😂
I have 36 items in my cart-
@Emily me: *relates*
“Who is buying this [old lady with an inhaler]?”
*Danny Gonzalez has entered the chat*
I knew I wasn't the only one who immediately thought of that
I love him😂
this video seems like a bit of a rip off of his, even the title is the same 😬
BRO LMAO THANK YOUU THOUGHT I WAS THE ONLY ONE BAHAGGYEFGE
@@livhumphreys9741 i mean it’s not the most original concept but courtney’s humor is way different from danny’s so it’s her personality that really carries the video.
Y'all in the comments all talking about Courtney, but can we talk a Bertha for a sec. Like, my girl can *fight*
omg😏
Lol
It's not your girl bruh xd
ok lol
Lol, she sure can 😏
we all love the old woman who beats someone with a cane a mop, we stan bertha
We all need a bertha in our lives ✨STAN BERTHA✨
@@owllover9066 YESSS
@@jada6710 stan bertha for clear skin 😌 ✨
@@owllover9066 YESSS i want my scar to be healed :>
#stanbertha
Okay but why is nobody talking about how STUNNING she is 💖
IKR
because we shower her daily with it
Her blond hair is gone 😲
@@caitlin7617 And she STILL beautiful (even though I miss it)
@@imalive6583 Yeah
“They could start their own government”
“When there’s more sheep than people-
Ad: *UNCOVER WHAT MIGHT HAPPEN*
panta
@@prodashibe kokichi
@@sammsu4668 oma
👁️👄👁️. 🌌 LMAOOOOO🌌
People in this comment section are having seizures lmao
I was smiling from ear to ear when courtney was talking about the sheep in nz. As a kiwi, we barely get any attention online as New Zealand is quite small, so seeing a QUEEN like Courtney made me sooo happy!
I'd love to go to NZ, We've been learning abt ut at school!
NO REAL I WAS SMILING SO MUCH, FINALLY RECOGNITION
Courtney's therapist-- the hairy man in the box can't hurt you ok
Courtney--*terrified*
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@Baby Seal no it's a magnet 😌😌
*not to also mention that iconic dramatic music that she uses in every video…*
“The waist measures 60 inches around- what waist?-“ LMAOSIA COURTNEYYTY
Hi tSukki!-
Your pfp kinda sus tsukki 👀
@@venn638 lololol
@@venn638 😶🙈
Fr tho
”They can start their own government if they want to” that's when I really lost it 💀
It said "magnet" so many times, that now I'm questioning if it's even a word.
What is magnet? That is not a word
@olivia for ya ✨ I was, or was I?
@Lily O'Bryan It was joke
@lilyobryan32 ok and ok and ok and ok and ok and ok and ok and ok and ok and ok and ok and ok and ok and ok and ok and ok and ok and ok and ok and ok and ok and ok and ok and ok and ok and ok and ok and ok and ok and ok and ok and ok and ok-
*NOW IM SAYING IT SO MUCH THAT IT ISN'T EVEN 2 WORDS ANYMORE! HOW YOU LIKE THAT?*
Never mind “why are people buying this stuff?” More like who tf would be the models for these? Like who!? I wanna know how much they get paid cause like-
the makers of the products model them.
Money is money
Sounds like Bertha slander to me
sometimes they edit stuff onto random people😭 i remember i was on amazon one time buying shower caddies and it was a picture of a woman with a very clearly edited in caddy on the photo😭
I was just watching a tik tok complation on that before I went to watch this
Amazon lately be like
“Because of COVID, your packages is gonna be hella late”
and the next day they’re like
“jk lol here it is”
LMAO FACTS
OMG IKR
"uh oh, big boy made a doodie." 💀
Hi
Five stars I can’t stop wearing them
@@savannahscott7477 hi
@@j6g9 LOL FR?
LOL
“We have a Old lady for sale, who wants it?”
Danny Gonzalez: *stands up confidently*
Courtney: hi my name is Courtney and I'm addicted to online shopping
Me: aren't we alll
Kinda feel guilty for ordering stuff 5mins ago haha
No
@@badoem5399 good for you
I died laughing for some reason when she said that since that’s literally me- xD
@@asexualpanic7086 haha😂
Let’s talk about how Courtney is almost at 1mill 😌
it’s been a year nd a half ik she’s pushing 3mil leave me alone omm
Fr,I'm so proud of her😁
Ikrr its amazing
i watched her at 60k subs im so proud of herr
what she deserves:”)
LET'S GET HER THERE
okay can we talk about everyone wants a friend like her? like I mean she is THE FRIEND
like guurl
you smart
you funny
you cute
you pretty
you honest
you everything
omg for a sec i thought you were talking ab bertha
@@shriyanallaparaju6813 me too
@@shriyanallaparaju6813 Lmaooo 😭😭😂😂☠️☠️
aaaaaah lmaoooo
I have a friend just like her they even look the same. When I found her channel a couple months ago I was like 👁👄👁 Ashley is that you???
3:34 THE CUTEST LAUGH I HAVE EVER HEARD!!
FR😊
“Bertha got that glock, Bertha got that mop, and she might molly-wock”
YASSS UR NAME AND PFP
i just posted Hamilton vids last week so ya #selfpromo
XD
@@niasaraeeee ooo cool-
Maria Reynolds! i have seen you before in the Hamilton comments!
@@TheSummerStrawberry same
This gurl can make anything funny I don’t know how
Search rebal D then you’ll understand everythinggg 😂 lmao
@@bardockojama3423 He's the best
@@Ash-qj7ul yeah do you not find like she acts like him? Loool I can’t stop seeing it, like I watch him allooot and this girl obviously does and the way she talks and acts is just like him lol
@@bardockojama3423 yeah there personality’s are similar I can totally see it like I can see the difference since there not exactly the same but I do see the similarity’s
I can see them as best friends and greeting along very well they have the same vibe
Who else is excited for her to reach one million...
mee
yes
meee!!! i'm proud of how far she has come like-- 😭😭💗💗
Yes
Mee
My friend Kim bought the "Bertha Inhaler" decal on a late night shopping spree high on prescription medications after surgery (she has chronic health issues). She arrived to my friends surprise one day after forgetting the entire night. Her name is now Helen and is often featured in the background of her profile pics now and stuck proudly on her wall. We all love it lmao. Its a humorous representative of something she goes through thats not so funny and honestly, we stan inhaler Helen 🙌🏼❤
no one:
courtney: what if the sheeps start they own government 🤔🤯😱
*black mirror* : WRITE THAT DOWN WRITE THAT DOWN
😭😭😭😭
Animal farm
💀
😭😭
@@ni4190 UR NAME AND PFP
RUclips: courtzeezy uploa...
Me: *CLICKS AGGRESSIVELY*
That was me lmao
same she makes my day
RUclips: i didn't get to finish-
imagine someone getting those pants for their blind friend...
omfg lmao😂🖐🏽
you're giving people ideas 😭
Noooooo
I love your profile pic
All I need is money and a blind friend, thx for the idea 😃👍
she reminds me of so many people but still has her uniqueness it's crazy😭🥂
I love ur pfp 😭✋
Court: those sheep could build their own government
Me: *flash backs to animal farm*
oh lawd the traumaaa
jesus christ you just unlocked so many of my memories
@@cheesi5745 I think it brought back a lot of unpleasant memories for everyone
I watched the movie as a child and don't really remember much cause my brain blocked it. But I do remember that shit traumatized me
@@IHEARTCALYPSO444EVA Wait there's a movie?!I just read the book
“the old lady with the inhaler- who is going to
buy that-“
*appearantly danny gonzalez*
And he did
And he’ll do it again bop-bop
and also mrbeast a couple years ago'
And mr beast a while ago
whoever the three people are, who disliked this so early should be ashamed
Now 5...its a shame ಥ‿ಥ
fr, haters can leave
🚪👈😐
Cries
at least haters got their notifs and views are going up :)
@@luvlily22 true dat
8:45 he didn’t eat his moms kimchi😭😭
OMG STOP
I- what if he's Japanese 💀
@@NaevisWhyAreYouCalling Japanese isn't the only other type of Asian ☠️☠️☠️
@@NaevisWhyAreYouCallingFelix’s egg live
"The sheep is blushing THE SHEEP IS BLUSHING" Lmaoooooo 😂😂😂😂
100th like
Moral of the story: *Don't* play with Bertha.
“That is two feet long “
“ SOMEBODY’S BOOTY IS 2 FEET LONG”
“ THE ShEeP Is BlUshinG”. - courtzeey
-
"The sheeps can start their own government"
And then we have an Asian man”
@Lo-fo Aesthetic
I live in New Zealand 🇳🇿 and our government could probably not fight of that many sheep to people in their party 🤣😂
Sorry for spelling your name wrong
@@lo-fiaesthetic5382 my country literally named after sheep 🐑 👀👀👀 can we have em as our prime ministers too.
Court would be SUCH a good therapist ngl
“There’s more sheep then there are humans in New Zealand”
Me an Aussie knowing we have more kangaroos then humans: *sweat intensifies*
They'll start an alliance
Denmark also has more pigs than people
@@inhumanew4ste457 I actually never knew that
Hmm...I wonder if Longhorns are taking over here in Texas 🤔🤔
you good bro
Me: questioning how she is getting recommended to me late
also me: forgetting I'm not subscribed to her
Also also me: LET'S HELP GET HER TO 1MIL
YESSSSSSS‼️ She’s almost there too🤘🏾‼️
Yessssss
i know this girl did not just pronounce "vinyl" "vinnil".....
I pronounce it like that
That isn't how it's pronounced 0_0
@Chaos Killed the Casserole lol spelling the pronunciation like that makes me think "vie" is like "Evie"
vv eye null, more of
even though there are only 2 syllables
Veye null
@@aiyasartrefuge1395 that could be interpreted as pronounced as "vay" just with a silent E because of the vowel rule
Which is why i put two V's and a separate "eye"
Courtreezy talking about how fast amazon delivery is for her
Me: cries in Australian shipping taking upwards of 1 month
Same ughh
Same I'm crying in Zambian with shipping that takes over 6/5 months 🥲👍
In Zambia it doesn't even come sometimes
‘Old woman with asthma... who would buy this’ Danny Gonzales 💀💀
GREG
LMAO YESSSSS
YES
GREGG
ayydubs
Bertha be wildin- don’t play with her yall, or it’s the end I swear 💀
Ong 💀💀💀
the skull emoji is very overused
@@shadicy 💀💀💀
"Who's buying the old woman with an inhaler ?" **Laughs in Greg**
Oh my god finally a wild Greg , I can never find any in comment sections
Yes ahaHAhaha
Came to the comments to see if anyone else is Greg 😂
Hello fellow greg
oml Family is that you???
Courtney: I can’t wait 3-7 business days!
Australians: 3-7 months
🤠🤠
OMG WE HAVE THE SAME PFPS I HAVE THAT ONE MY ALT ACC LOLL
New Zealanders: We'll be FINE, they're just sheep.
The sheep: ah, this will be interesting...
Sheep are scared of people xD my bsf has like 100 of the I try to pat it and it runs away :'( xD
as a new zealander i get scared of the sheep every day
U should have said ba-ah 😭
The only person I can see buying the decals is Danny Gonzalez
Doesn’t he have that exact same Asthma Bertha(TM) Decal?
@@charleswallacetheatrics8835 NO he has a Danny with an inhaler decal
@@stupidity02 Thanks for letting me know
You don’t even know hard I’m laughing 😂 😂
@megu audios. // 🥰🖕🖕🖕🥰
"When courtreezy talked about sheep have their own government"
Sheep Ad: "come to the farm and say hi"
Me: Oh hell na
Edit: omg thanks for 6 likes thats the most I've ever🥰🥰😁😁🙂
Please stop thanking people for liking your comment it's weird..you don't thank people for laughing at your jokes because that would also be weird.
@@pretty-lb2qx true
@@pretty-lb2qx this is such a valid point. It looks INSANELY desperate.
6 likes wow😻soooooooosoossoososo muchhhhh likes...😻ya totally mhm yaa😻so much likes😻6 likes is so much😻😻😻😻😻😻😻
@@pretty-lb2qx bruh let them breathe. If they're happy they got likes let them be happy lmaooo
5:23 “Hey Ryan 😏” Had me dying 😂😂😂
"Who is buying this?!"
Danny Gonzales fans: Oh its granny
Gregs:
i.kym-cdn.com/entries/icons/original/000/033/487/rick.jpg
@@soffychriselle looooool, i love this so much!!!!!!!!!
cookie run pfp !
Mr beast also had it a few years ago
Nobody:
Absolutely no one:
Not even my cat:
That one review: The 2 feet underwhere didn’t fit my wife
Gotta get to 900 pounds! 😃 too tight for me! Probably because I absorbed 1,300 children through my flesh!! ☺☺
@@Flyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy LMAOOO
@@Flyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy now what is going on in this here house today
she’s so close to 1 million it’s getting scary.
omg
6:34
i have no words
The pants could be a Kaitlin Bennett costume
KNSKSHSJSGD
Ikr people are gonna think your the real one 😻
AJSWIDJWKSKAKSK PLSSS
💀💀💀
😭😭💀💀
"Asian man for sale"
**I thought this was 2020. We still be selling people??**
Y'all, human trafficking is still happening 💀
I- see...you right💀
I came here faster than Courtney could say “hey guys it’s ya girl Courtney”
right😭😭
@@fortnitegod13_69 HAHAHA
I clicked faster than Jimin lost his jams
@@sleepybaby8218 I WHEEZED💀
@미아 ⟭⟬ STOP💀💀💀
10:26 No joke, one time I saw this decal on the door of a semi truck. Idk why it was there, it just was-
but is the real “Asia Old Man Peel and Stick Fabric Wall Sticker” getting revenue from amazon for all the money they’re making from HIS picture ?
Real talk
This woman’s like/dislike ratio is insane 😂
Lmaooo
Ikr
fr tho
right its crazy
oh wow you’re right😭
i get why you didn't do the weird side of eBay cause that's basically all of eBay
I love how Courtney went from looking up how many sheep there were in New Zealand to talking about sheep starting their own government, and way of life, and taking over, and-
...
You know she’s getting big when she finally gets a sponsor 😌 Im so proud of how much you’ve grown!
nobody:
courtney: *and then we have an asian man for sale*
Lmao that part gets me 😂
Who's da nobody?
I suggest you change it into "No one"
@YourDaily_ UglyTato It's really offensive,so basically not a lot of peoples use "Nobody".
I died at her break down starting at 6:26🤣🤣🤣
Lol Courtney be making me lose my voice from laughing 😂😂😂
Awesome content fr
4:46 Me being French, and still being confused about the length, because I don't understand the imperial system
Moral of the story: whatever you do, don't mess with Bertha.
The man behind the sheep image is uhm- dangerously gross...
oml i was wondering if anyone was gonna say anything about that ☠️☠️☠️
Why is he doing a sheep from behind?
@@coralline1984 yOu DoN't WaNnA KnOw...It'S NaUgHtY...
@@justaninsidejoke3582 I know what he’s doing I just wanna know why he’s doing it 😂
@@justaninsidejoke3582 KKK
“They can almost start their own government if they want to” lmaoooo stopppp😭🤣🤚
Bertha is my kind of girl and I think I need to show my support by collecting all her memorabilia. I'm her biggest fan and gonna collect the whole set until we become friends in real life ❣️
“She got that glock, she got that mop” lmfaoooo please give us another one omg I’d pay
"sheep can start their own government if they wanted to" by courtney.
Thanks for calming my heart after reading 13 fanfics in a row
oop-
YES YES YESH JUNG HOYEON ON UR PFP
Which ones ;>
Bts kpop anime all?
11:00 nothing to see here
Court: “They could build their own government!”
Ad: “Do you ever get scared of things that might happen?”
Me: 😳😳😬😬😬
Edit: Thank you so much for all the likes! 1k is the most I’ve ever got! Wow!
400 like
583 likes
615
689 like
692
Still wondering why Jeff Bezos got all that money 😭
Underpaying people
me online shopping:
*staring at expensive things and crying about not being able to buy them*
hopefully one day you’ll be able too
Yep, so I don't do it, if I don't have the money...
Bro she literally never miss with the
Makeup
Nails
Outfit
In all her videos ❤❤
Okay but imagine breaking into someone's home and there's just Bertha staring at you from the wall with a mop ready to beat ya 👁👄👁
if i was the one breaking in- id run PFFFFT im outta there like asap o-o
Courtreezy: blonde hair not gonna b here that long
Me: a month tops
Courtreezy: u wanna see some real speed
I WAS JUST SHOPPING ON AMAZON AND THIS POPPED UP I WAS LIKE
OOP-
Bro that's me
@@imalive6583 bro that me too
FR MY PACKAGE COMES SATURDAY 😂😂
@ HAHA I DONT EVEN ORDER STUFF ITS JUST CALMING TO ME
SAME LOL
Courtney: “Who is buying all of these wall decals together??”
Unus Anus fans: 👀😳
As if I’m gonna walk around in a box and everyone’s just gonna be like : *”nice outfit”*
Tbh I would do that
When you yelled at yourself for buying too many packages I really resonated with that.
The amount of creativity Bertha uses when having to fight someone is amazing. She uses a broom, her fists, a glock, an iron, a cane, a mop, even a damn plunger
She just has so many unique weapons. Hell, she might have unique ways to attack too
So in conclusion...
Bertha for Smash 2020. MAKE it happen Nintendo. NOW. I'm not asking, I'm not begging. No I'm DEMANDING that Bertha should be apart of the Smash franchise
Uhm. Chile anyways so
I mean we got steve sooooo I wouldn't be surprised
What the-
YES WE NEED HER SHE WOULD BE MY MAIN
She would prob end up being the next Mario if they made a game about her
I can’t believe we all looked at the title and thumbnail and we were like: oh this looks like a good video- 😭😭
7:25 bye. I'm leaving. Can't stay on this planet any longer. I'll be on Mars if you need me
She must be
Im going too sis cause dats 2 much 😭😭 what happen to the earth😫
I GOT AN AMERICAN GIRL COMMERCIAL CALLED “COURTNEY” BEFORE THIS AND O WAS LIKE ThAtS lUcKy
Same
Oh I saw that commercial, the song was actually kinda catchy lmao
Same XD
Same lmao 😭
@@semidecent8008 it was tho 😂
Gurl in Ireland we have 10 million cows and not even 4 million people.....
So you're saying we can have at least two cows each... I mean honestly why not it would spice up some things
You know the best part abt your videos are the sound effects and the faces you make to them 😭🤣😭
I just love how she is just blowing up on RUclips and to be completely honest she deserves it.Love you!!❤️😊we are on this journey with you to 1MIL❤️❤️❤️
I have such a girl crush on courtreezy and not even in a gay way. I’m just obsessed 🥺❤️
Mood
Same
Yeah.........you know you could just ......not sound creepy ...
Me but it is in a gay way 😭💕
this came across as "no homo" for dudes.
7:29 *when the teacher tells you to explain the problem you solve but you used google*
YOU HAIR IS SO GOOOOOOD
I can’t be the only one who saw her blonde hair is gone👁👄👁
i think it's a weave
It’s a wig/weave y’all can’t notice that’s embarrassing 💀
@@navai7104 I fr thought it was real LMAO💀✋
@@niyahlalli3633 oh LOL😭👁
@@navai7104 I mean..she bought it..so she owns it and it’s her hair lol. Jk, I know what you meant
I died laughing when she started talking about the sheeps in New Zealand
Everyone claim your “here before a million subscribers” card here 💳
Where’s the card 🤔
I think the like button IS the card
Here
yuhhhh
Hereeee
Broke: Honey
Woke: Shoptagger
Re;woke: I'm just 'borrowing' it
Hotel: Trivago
@@MaryMorningstar7 you: beat me to it