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Doro: I am sorry for killing Xiao, really, no offence... Xiao, who is now free of endless suffer and pain, chilling on heaven: what are you talking about?
Doro: "marry Sara" Also Doro in xx years: "Ah yes, me, my wife Sara, and her 69th Limited Edition Statue of Her Excellency, the Almighty Narukami Ogosho, God of Thunder"
I was ready to fight if you chose to kill Eula and Alhaitham LMAO. You're also correct about Diluc. He's such a gentleman and nice in general as long as we don't associate with KoF. 😂
The thing with smashing Childe is that the dude has stamina and would never get tired. Remember when he purposely stayed in that combat dungeon because he loved the action? Jiggle physics nonstop lmao
@@beatstarr88 Since this is a Genshin Impact fandom comment section - here is a tip that most players don't know: Age of consent is 18 in most countries
Doro: "Im gonna kill Kaeya" dish: "YOU WILL NOW FEEL THE WRATH OF THE FROGGY HA-" Doro: "Im killing Keqing" Ant: "I WILL CURSE YOU AND YOUR FAMILY WITH QIQI PULLS OVER THE NEXT 11 GENERATIONS"
8:11 as someone who absolutely adores Venti, this is the most hilarious impression I’ve heard, besides French Venti. French Venti will forever live on in my heart.
I like how Doro assumes Hu tao would try to kill him just like her story people thought she was trying to kill people but she's pretty smart and thoughtful
8:13 - 8:44 I actually fVcking died of laughter at the Venti part😭 The bird flappy sounds, THE RHYMES? "Here's your coffee, have it with toffee! Because me, Venti the bard, am hard" 😭💀
Amber became a role model to someone like Collei. And she's able to become friends with pretty much anyone. So, I guess if there's anyone you'd have a chance of marrying, it would be her, but only if you're able to break that friendship barrier.
Yeah, but Amber ends up befriending everyone because she has a very bubbly personality, which can get on some peoples nerves. It's good if you're friends or just seeing them every once in a while, but seeing her almost every waking second of the day would just get to me personally. So that's probably why.
HOW D A R E YOU KILL BESTO GIRL YOIMIYA!! She's literally wife material! She's cute, has a job, she can cook, she's cute, she's good with kids-- and did I mention she's cute??
All valid points, but you forgot that she stores Explosives in the basement. The fact that she is wrapped in bandages makes me think she plays fast and loose with OSHA regulations. Kill her before she kills us all and destroys the mortgage value of the house.
So can we acknowledge the fact that when we met Candace in Aru Village, she was 100% ready & confident enough in her ability to PHYSICALLY & FORCEFULLY beat Alhaitham, Dehya AND Cyno if they started fighting in HER Village?
8:13 "I'm killing Venti bro" me: i took that personally (i'm sorry venti's my favorite ToT) if i had to choose in that one, I would've married venti, smashed diluc and killed itto. sorry itto ToT
13:52 if Marrying Hu Tao then she can help you in her Funeral Business, like Mortuary Assistant but no Covetous Demons and Hallucinating effects of the dead. Because she'll be there standing right next to you while her aura banishes demons away. Kinda freaky a little bit but if you love her, you love her.
I love that Genshin Impact Streamers doesn’t care about sexuality and just launching massive pillar in front of you like Zhongli. RISE!!!!! . 😂😂 chaotic and fun.
Keqing the first time: She will talk about work the entire time Keqing the second time: I think she will be loyal and we would have an equal relationship Me: Bruh, do u even know what u want?
"Pokemon got to smash them all!" Bro if that was true all the Pokemon stans will be evilly grinning as their plans from getting pokemon cards will change. 💀
I haven’t seen your videos really until a few months ago and you’ve become one of my favorite people to watch. Thank you for all the silly and fun content. It’s very entertaining with your personality. ❤️
10:40 Unlimited "Tabibito"s whispered in your ear w/ the marriage 😩🙏🏻 Aight you lost all credibility by killing Yoi and Yun one right after the other no cap
I'm pretty sure it's because she's underage / a teenager, which is also why characters like Xiangling/Xingqiu/Bennett/Razor/Collei etc weren't in this.
@@rl6321 huh, so ayaka & amber are older than noelle? At least based on this slideshow. In my head they're abt the same age tbh (xiangling, xingqiu & chongyun to an extent as well since hu tao's friends w them). With noelle probably younger by a bit
I hope you enjoyed the video! This is my editors best one yet imo lol Check me out over on twitch.tv/doro44 where I film all of these weird videos for you all live 🙂
AH I LOVE THIS AND THE TITLE LFG HEHE
Unfathomably based as always, can't wait for more sussy activities
Loved it 😂 the way you keep going on about Venti is pure gold 😂😂
You should do this again but with a eye tracker
By the way ninguang is lesbian
“There’s rlly no challenge to this” *immediately sweating at first trio*
When he saw the first trio I thought "now we all know.....HE FOCKED UP"
>kills keqing in the easy round
>marries keqing in the hard round
somewhere along the line this man lost his logic xd
704 likes but no comments lemme fix that
@@kaanegekoruk5755 you just had to didn't you?
@@Cody212thLegion yea that was a MUST
Omfg yes I just searches for such a comment 😂
I think he would've chosen to smash Ei not Raiden Shogun
The chaotic bisexual energy of this video is through the charts
pansexual confusion intensifies
Chaotic bi, confused pan
*off the charts
NAH FR
@@LucidlySleepy yess
Doro: I am sorry for killing Xiao, really, no offence...
Xiao, who is now free of endless suffer and pain, chilling on heaven: what are you talking about?
Indeed, let the boy rest.
same, thats why i killed xiao. poor guy
Fr, let him chill with bosacius and the others@@Random_Hooman
He'd be like about damn time, THANKS
Doro: "marry Sara"
Also Doro in xx years: "Ah yes, me, my wife Sara, and her 69th Limited Edition Statue of Her Excellency, the Almighty Narukami Ogosho, God of Thunder"
Right? I know I could not deal with a relationship in which both of us would much rather be with her boss...
Xddddddddddddd
"this is my wife Sara and this is her gf Ei"
-Doro
Even if you were married for 50 years she'd still be simping over the Raiden shougun
NOT THE 69
"I can't handle Keqing bc she only talks about work"
a few moments later
"Keqing would be loyal and she would take care of you"
Ikr
I mean he is not wrong
But
I would marry keqing 💜
same@@jagtar-itself
I remember getting the DM from Auty and being SO confused until I realised what it was for LMAOOO, fun video pog indeed
hehehe thank you for participating
Atleast you got confirmation from someone that you are hot.
Hiii!
Doro impersonating genshin characters is my new favorite thing
Doro: Kills Ningguang, Smashes Beidou
Ningguang (snaps pipe): *"So you have chosen death."*
BAHAHAHHA
....but shes dead
Smashes the jade chamber right at him
Then pulls out a 6 star geo laser
Well he had to kill her if he wanted to smash Beidou for exactly this reason. XD
All I got from this is that Doro loves a Dom mommy
DONT OUT ME
@@Doro44c ahahha I'm not! I'm in accord with you 😂
@@Doro44c you outed yourself on your own 😺
@@Doro44c dommy mommy squad
dom daddies too, he likes ppl who are strict with him but not too mean LMAO
Me:*laughing my ass off*
*venti,diluc and it to round starts*
Doro44:off the bat killing venti
Me:*turns into a fire alarm
AH FR JUSTICE FOR VENTI 😞
relatable 😭
I STAN VENTI IS THE CUTEST MALE IN GENSHIN🫵👹
I literally turned into a pterodactyl when he said hes killing Venti
As someone who only recently fell in love with Venti, I feel done dirty on his behalf 😠
FR I LOVE HIM
I was ready to fight if you chose to kill Eula and Alhaitham LMAO.
You're also correct about Diluc. He's such a gentleman and nice in general as long as we don't associate with KoF. 😂
KoF?
@@nickter745thebold8 knight of favonious 🤣
@@Zarith27 me: King of Fighters??? 😂
He is so sweet in teapot. Please talk to him there. I don't want to spoil
@@mirofeya i've talked to him in the teapot he's so niceee... i melttt
That little Wanderer at the corner around 5:37 saying 'Stoked!' tho 😂😂 Nice detail
Ikr 😂😂😂 5:40 fr😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
The thing with smashing Childe is that the dude has stamina and would never get tired. Remember when he purposely stayed in that combat dungeon because he loved the action? Jiggle physics nonstop lmao
Just make him turn into Foul Legacy, he'll get tired pretty quickly
@@wonderhoy-y
But you'll be dead way before he finishes
nah man thats gay
@@apple1-vi6ur no shit Sherlock! Any other nuggets of wisdom or revelations you've got for us genius?
@@beatstarr88 Since this is a Genshin Impact fandom comment section - here is a tip that most players don't know: Age of consent is 18 in most countries
him: How did I piss off my girlfriend?!
The video:
Doro:Kills Ayaka
Ayato:I see you have chosen *_death_*
Slices him 1000 times
@@strangedeadmonster9246muichiro move
Aether: you chosen to define peace then you chosen war with god
kills his sister try's to smash him later! i dont se this end well!
Doro trying to smash Beidou with her counter, smash you back x10
Why did you invented a whole scenario of Venti being annoying 😭 this too funny
My poor Venti 😭
Funny enough,he kills the bard but marries a bird
We live in strange times
“yOU hAve UGLy KNeeCaps” I’m dying
8:20 IM CRYING SO HARD-BUT AS A VENTI MAIN I DO NOT FORGIVE YOU!!
Hard smash on venti
@@butlerdude7237 real
@@butlerdude7237 easy marry for me
@@satanaelapprentice9768 what?
@@butlerdude7237 idk bro I'm not even here
Ok, didn't expect this but it's a welcome surprise. That's gonna be funny.
I'm so glad that Doro respects Thoma and Ayato's existing marriage and refuses to break them up, a true man of integrity.
Doro casually killing all my mains (Ayaka, Xiao, Yoimiya, Raiden) 😂
Stay strong
Fr :((( but also smashing and marrying my husbands..... The wars on
fr but I also main amber which hurts more-
He married my Nilou.
Smashed my Hu Tao
Killed my Yae Miko
(I'd like to say he both killed and married my Keqing once but I don't have her yet)
Doro: "Im gonna kill Kaeya"
dish: "YOU WILL NOW FEEL THE WRATH OF THE FROGGY HA-"
Doro: "Im killing Keqing"
Ant: "I WILL CURSE YOU AND YOUR FAMILY WITH QIQI PULLS OVER THE NEXT 11 GENERATIONS"
Bro i been waiting for this comment man😂
don't forget he also killed xiao
zy0x: LAMENT! *laments all over the place*
i was looking for the multistan or smtg
Here I am as well giving his 69 generations curse of 124689 billion qiqi
THE VENTI IMPRESSION KILLED ME😭💀💀
6:30 "SMASH EM ALL!!! " im crying lmaoooooooo thsi si so hilarious all my exam stress is now gona im literally sobbing with laughter here
I'm sorry, but did you see Alhaitham touching Kaeya's chest ? 😂😂 3:10
My brain read it like kaveh
@@restart6358have been in rabbit hole too long?
Same
I did! I didn't see your comment until after I said the same 😂
The question is, which one do you want to swap places with…?
8:11 as someone who absolutely adores Venti, this is the most hilarious impression I’ve heard, besides French Venti. French Venti will forever live on in my heart.
“BONJOUR YOU FUCKING A-“
I like how Doro assumes Hu tao would try to kill him just like her story people thought she was trying to kill people but she's pretty smart and thoughtful
8:13 - 8:44
I actually fVcking died of laughter at the Venti part😭 The bird flappy sounds, THE RHYMES?
"Here's your coffee, have it with toffee! Because me, Venti the bard, am hard"
😭💀
Amber became a role model to someone like Collei. And she's able to become friends with pretty much anyone. So, I guess if there's anyone you'd have a chance of marrying, it would be her, but only if you're able to break that friendship barrier.
Yeah, but Amber ends up befriending everyone because she has a very bubbly personality, which can get on some peoples nerves. It's good if you're friends or just seeing them every once in a while, but seeing her almost every waking second of the day would just get to me personally. So that's probably why.
3:22 alhaitham hand placement😭💀
"Gonna kill Yae Miko"
In the background:
"TORN TO OBLIVION"
4:56 Doro was probably being held at gunpoint by Tuonto to say this 😂❤
Doro about Wanderer: He would always be mean to you!
*whispers* jokes on you I'm into that
Did he really say that? I think I missed it-
@@wonderhoy-y Yes, right after saying that in that round he'd kill him 😂
The editor sneaking in Wanderer on that image of Taco Bell...I see you
Killing Venti and Yoimiya?
This is treason of highest order.
HOW D A R E YOU KILL BESTO GIRL YOIMIYA!! She's literally wife material! She's cute, has a job, she can cook, she's cute, she's good with kids-- and did I mention she's cute??
All valid points, but you forgot that she stores Explosives in the basement. The fact that she is wrapped in bandages makes me think she plays fast and loose with OSHA regulations. Kill her before she kills us all and destroys the mortgage value of the house.
Not to mention that she's super energetic.. That's like every guys dream
Yes, i will marry Yoimiya, smash Koko, and kill Thoma
@@rezach123 Agreed. We have similar taste, l see
Thoma would still be a better wife xdd
So can we acknowledge the fact that when we met Candace in Aru Village, she was 100% ready & confident enough in her ability to PHYSICALLY & FORCEFULLY beat Alhaitham, Dehya AND Cyno if they started fighting in HER Village?
8:13
"I'm killing Venti bro"
me: i took that personally (i'm sorry venti's my favorite ToT)
if i had to choose in that one, I would've married venti, smashed diluc and killed itto. sorry itto ToT
Venti's Anemo visionry check list: Trauma, short/tall, archon's son, dead friend and emo.
13:11 as a wanderer main and a wanderer stan I take great offense to this
Also hu tao stan so this was a hard decision
I DID NOT KNOW ABOUT THE TART JIGGLE PHYSICS HOLY JESUS
13:52 if Marrying Hu Tao then she can help you in her Funeral Business, like Mortuary Assistant but no Covetous Demons and Hallucinating effects of the dead. Because she'll be there standing right next to you while her aura banishes demons away.
Kinda freaky a little bit but if you love her, you love her.
I love that Genshin Impact Streamers doesn’t care about sexuality and just launching massive pillar in front of you like Zhongli. RISE!!!!! . 😂😂 chaotic and fun.
2:22 LOOK AT WHERE ALHAITHAM'S HAND IS-
Bro 😭 I see this a year later???
Alhaitham move that hand treat him with respect 😭
the question is, would you rather switch places with Kaeya or Alhaitham…?
@@NeuvilletteFan69 WHAT 😭 I honestly don’t know
I was laughing the whole time, amazing content sublimed by the editing !
This is a gem! I loved it. Similar vibes to the neighbors tier list. I laughed at a lot, and I liked that he knows these characters well.
I came in as a happy Itto simp, and left as a happy Itto simp.
I am proud to say I did too👍
As hot as he is, I value my cheeks. He's gotta be packin' down there.
When i saw scara the first thing that came to mind was "SMASH AND MARRY" and bro pulls out the kill card
5:37 DUDE NOT THE WANDERER WITH HIS "Stoked!"
9:00
I don't know how but he chose the exact opposite of each of my choices, Diluc dies, smash Venti, and marry Itto
7:58 I've been laughing so hard the past 5 minutes because of this
3:09 look at where Alhaitham's hand is XD
Him saying al haitham is like a cat just added 10 years to my lifespan
Keqing the first time: She will talk about work the entire time
Keqing the second time: I think she will be loyal and we would have an equal relationship
Me: Bruh, do u even know what u want?
8:23 Just the Venti imitation is the cherry on the cake
"Pokemon got to smash them all!"
Bro if that was true all the Pokemon stans will be evilly grinning as their plans from getting pokemon cards will change. 💀
Marrying Hu Tao could score you the BEST grave spot for free! 😂😂
You killed.... Xiao?!!!!!!!! You better run I'm going to find where you live!
15:05 mr turtle you dropped this 👑
That one guy in the chat said, "Streamer kills dog live on stream" 😂😂😂😂😂
The titanic painting scene with Albedo caught me off guard HAHAHAHA I almost choked on spit from laughing 😆
This was great. Awesome start to the day with some laughs. Thank you 🙂
Didn't expect Bran to get smashed in both tries 😂👍🏻
08:02 “AAHHHHH LAMENTTTT”
What the heck Doro😂😂😂😂
I haven’t seen your videos really until a few months ago and you’ve become one of my favorite people to watch. Thank you for all the silly and fun content. It’s very entertaining with your personality. ❤️
“This one’s hard…”
*”im hard..”*
WHAT-
Bro 6:17 I nearly choked from laughing so hard so suddenly!!! XD
11:31 I knew you were gonna kill cyno. NO ONE IN THIS UNIVERSE WANTS TO DEAL WITH HIS CRUSTY ASS WRINKLY ATHLETES FOOT.
Except for Tighnari
10:40 Unlimited "Tabibito"s whispered in your ear w/ the marriage 😩🙏🏻
Aight you lost all credibility by killing Yoi and Yun one right after the other no cap
13:39 I don’t consent!!!!
I tried to play along at first but then the second one came with my 3 favorite characters in the game and I fell to my knees and promptly died
But if we made you choose between the three, you know forcefully, who would you kill, marry and smash?
0:40 the challenge is no ending up on the couch
Damn
I had the same reaction 4:52, when thought about marrying ningguang for money hahaha
Saying this a year later after this video made me think he made a mistake on who to smash in 4:38
Sad to not see Noelle. She'd take care of you, defend you, and keep everything clean. Plus, she's a decent cook too.
I'm pretty sure it's because she's underage / a teenager, which is also why characters like Xiangling/Xingqiu/Bennett/Razor/Collei etc weren't in this.
she’s like 15
She’s a minor.
@@rl6321 huh, so ayaka & amber are older than noelle? At least based on this slideshow. In my head they're abt the same age tbh (xiangling, xingqiu & chongyun to an extent as well since hu tao's friends w them). With noelle probably younger by a bit
@@vnree At least with Amber, I think the Manga or something else actually confirmed that she's just freshly an adult.
His gf watching: .....
The next day : so umm yeah I'm breaking up with you...
ALSO THE VENTI THING MADE ME LAUGHING FOR A HOUR
10:13 you are the enemy of eternity face the divine punishment mortal
14:04 I WAS LAUGHING SO HARD WHEN L SAW THAT BRAN FACE
kazuha: “Who says there aren’t benefits to a life of wandering”
9:13
This one's hard...
I'm hard 🤨🤨
Doro:keqing will talk only about war. Meanwhile Doro:keqing will be a proper wife
"Bring the bull"
*dies of laughter*
Then dies of ass bleeding
11:32 CyYu’s coming after you
Bro just killed me😢
Also you do remember Shogun is a puppet but Ei.. I think I go there dude.
Same I'm sad but not killed Ei this is why people love raiden booba sword 😭💜
11:05 us(idk): bring the maple syrerph
HOW DARE YOU KILL XIAO GIVE HIM TO ME INSTEAD ILL TREAT HIM GOOd
*_"Dorian, this is where all the pickles in the jar come to fruition."_*
8:52 who ain't though 😜😂 XD
The venti part..? 💀
Wantsomecoffee? *flies*
7:30 thank you so much for marrying Nilou I love Nilou and I really thought you were gonna kill her 😭
"wAnNa Go On An AdVeNtUrE? URMERAHEH" lmfao help
Um did you just call auty ugly doro?!
Excuse me?! 11:17
*TORN TO OBLIVION*
5:30 thought this was gonna go a very different direction😭😭😭
6:50 killing Keqing but then 9:50 marrying her. Lol, what? Plot twist maybe? Hahaha
By far my favorite moment in this video is DEFINITELY that venti impersonation