A Smurf is described as being "three apples tall". In _All This and Gargantua Two_ , Brock's penis is described as toadstool-shaped and big enough for a Smurf to live comfortably inside of it.
Invar extended his little dwarven arm forward and his other arm to the side as the cart came hurtling towards him as he jumped up and squashed the driver while he beckoned the horses to a stop.
Brock is like those overpowered background characters made up by the RPG's creators with no hit points or stats, who can't be killed, and have unique powers or skills. Brock has 20 levels in "being Brock Sampson".
When I was a teenager watching this and a lot of the other great AS classics, I thought they were boring because they didn't have an obvious joke or pop culture reference every 10 seconds like Family Guy, but revisiting them as an adult I'm kicking myself for casting aside so many great shows!
@matthewallen2273 ever see the video of the Brazilian off duty cop on a rooftop bar where he just gets up out of his chair looks over the edge a few times then drops right off the edge 2 stories right onto a dude shooting into the first floor kf the building. Cop was fed up from the fall but the shooter was dead
@@matthewallen2273like you cant do that thinking your gonna be fine. And what if the gunman just walked forward 1 step when you dropped. Cop had to be somewhat suicidal to even attempt. Or a bigger and braver man than I will ever be
@@AztesticalsI'd assume the latter. He knew a lot of people would die if no one stopped the gunman, and he was unarmed. It was either do something stupid, or hide and let the psychopath kill until he ran out of bullets. And don't sell yourself short dude. Nobody would blame you for running and hiding, but you might be surprised what even average people can do when they choose to fight in hopeless situations (seeing acts of real evil like a gunman mowing down innocents tends to bring that out in folks :3).
I love the slow buildup of this clip At first it looks like he's gonna stand in the road and just let himself get hit, then it looks like he's gonna do some kung-fu shit as he collects himself and poses, and then you realize it wasn't a pose at all as he proves to have fucking wizard instincts and easily brings the car to a halt.
Love the subtle touch of Doc Venture's head jerking just a little when the car stopped before settling again. Totally unnecessary but that extra attention to detail really shows how much the creators put their all into this show
My first scene was The Monarch donning a power suit to fight a battle. I recall him saying “This suit is the final solution in tailoring.” But upon revisiting the scene the dialogue changed-perhaps to remove the Holocaust reference. Anyone else notice this?
A MBT can be defeated by motorized infantry so long as they are able to out pace the turrets rotation, and attack it from the rear. It's why they come with those snazzy .50 cal hardpoints. You'll take casualties, but it is entirely achievable. Having not seen the movie, I doubt their approach was quite so.. tactical.
yo i turned off my lights to go to sleep and this scene kept popping out of my head for no reason so i had to watch it again before i slept cause its soo goated 🐐
@@manoftruth0935 his skin isn't made out of diamond, dont forget Phantom Limb dressed a gunshot wound of Brocks and while he was at it pulled out several other bullets, a hand full of buck shot, the top of a spear, and a twisted up paper clip out of his body, so the mans got endurance to spare but he's not impervious XD
There female body gaurd says he feels like Catherine, the great, who is rumored to be crushed by a horse after trying to do it with it, funny enough the Master appears to Orpheus trying to reenact the same thing in an episode
I always thought this show was weird and niche as a kid but now I realize that's because you're supposed to watch it in chronological order, you can't just watch a random episode from season 5 and get it
Myra must've been fired as Rusty's bodyguard for two reasons. One, she's crazy and two, the O.S.I. must've thought she wouldn't be able to do her duty and kill Rusty if he tried to activate the ORB.
Because Brock will undoubtedly pursue her as long as he's alive and she has the Ventures. She figured she could end him here and now. She figured wrong.
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“Brock Samson - Men write him Love letters and Women name their Vibrators after him..”
And the vibrators work out to be like him
A Smurf is described as being "three apples tall". In _All This and Gargantua Two_ , Brock's penis is described as toadstool-shaped and big enough for a Smurf to live comfortably inside of it.
@@SidneyBroadshead ayo that's crazy, imma hit a bowl and forget that
Brock Samson vs uncle ruckus Brock Samson to slits ruckus throat with a knife
When the barbarian rolls a nat 20 on dexterity
Invar extended his little dwarven arm forward and his other arm to the side as the cart came hurtling towards him as he jumped up and squashed the driver while he beckoned the horses to a stop.
@@MJHootHoot Nah, if we compare to Brock, this was an Ork player
@@jamstheshapeshifter brock is most definately a Goliath
Brock is like those overpowered background characters made up by the RPG's creators with no hit points or stats, who can't be killed, and have unique powers or skills. Brock has 20 levels in "being Brock Sampson".
My next character is a barbarian now, thx
I love how this is just titled “Brock Samson” because that’s all the context you need
Best title
The only way really
Even better is this was just the first result under the words Venture Bros Car Scene
I like how Brock also puts out his arm, so he can keep Doc Venture from ejecting from the car.
just like mom always did
That's some top-notch bodyguarding there.
I guess is not the first time so he predicted
I thought it was standard driving procedure to put the arm over the passenger headrest.
I'm so grateful you included "hahehe, they smell MY cat!"
That one cat is REALLY interested in his crotch. :P
*"Alright. We're doing this."* best Samson line
I love how he says it lol...like "alright bitch, playtime is over."
She hit me with a car
@@connormclernon26 Twice; second time she wasn't so lucky. That; and he is familiar with the type of car.
When I was a teenager watching this and a lot of the other great AS classics, I thought they were boring because they didn't have an obvious joke or pop culture reference every 10 seconds like Family Guy, but revisiting them as an adult I'm kicking myself for casting aside so many great shows!
well if it makes you feel any better the catharine the great thing was KIND of one of those references, but it was pre set up in this episode
thats really just cause family guy appeals more to teenagers
I was gonna comment that last night but I doubted i could write it as well lol
please tell me this is a bot account and real actual people do not think this way...
@@freezingcathedral how is that something a bot account would say? I mean you do know he means Adult Swim when he says AS right?
This will forever remain one of the coldest feats ever imagined.
I remember a Russian cop doing something similar where he kicked a theif through the window of a moving car.
@matthewallen2273 ever see the video of the Brazilian off duty cop on a rooftop bar where he just gets up out of his chair looks over the edge a few times then drops right off the edge 2 stories right onto a dude shooting into the first floor kf the building. Cop was fed up from the fall but the shooter was dead
@@matthewallen2273like you cant do that thinking your gonna be fine. And what if the gunman just walked forward 1 step when you dropped. Cop had to be somewhat suicidal to even attempt. Or a bigger and braver man than I will ever be
@@AztesticalsI'd assume the latter. He knew a lot of people would die if no one stopped the gunman, and he was unarmed.
It was either do something stupid, or hide and let the psychopath kill until he ran out of bullets.
And don't sell yourself short dude. Nobody would blame you for running and hiding, but you might be surprised what even average people can do when they choose to fight in hopeless situations (seeing acts of real evil like a gunman mowing down innocents tends to bring that out in folks :3).
"Oooohhh, I feel like Catherine the Great..."
***I get that reference***
@@commanderwilliam3693 I didn't, what up?
@@pieceofschmidtgamer supposedly Catherine the great loved horses.....a lot.
@Meaning What yes...love...
@Meaning What That's not true, though it was a popular rumor at the time.
I love the slow buildup of this clip
At first it looks like he's gonna stand in the road and just let himself get hit, then it looks like he's gonna do some kung-fu shit as he collects himself and poses, and then you realize it wasn't a pose at all as he proves to have fucking wizard instincts and easily brings the car to a halt.
I think the breathing was to help him relax his muscles to prevent injury and to prevent him from getting the air knocked out of him from impact.
He’s clearly done this before. He relaxed his body and leaned back a moment before impact and knew to hold his arm out to catch Doc Venture
Love the subtle touch of Doc Venture's head jerking just a little when the car stopped before settling again. Totally unnecessary but that extra attention to detail really shows how much the creators put their all into this show
Brock is the pure essence of badass..
Ngl anyone that can hijack a car like that should be able to keep it
I love how you can mistake this as Brock about to do some amazing martial arts attack and then meanwhile it’s just this lmfao
“Just this”.
It was, somehow, the perfect attack for the situation. Didn't even clip his head on the roof of the car.
Like this isn’t just as badass, if not more.
Who knew Kronk was such a badass..
Is that kronk or is it joe swanson? Or both?
@@jaxoncamacho624 or Buzz Lightyear
@@jaxoncamacho624 or The Tick
Sherrif Bronson Stone
"Dr. O": "*giggles* They smell my cat..." 😸 Dr. Orpheus is my favorite Venture Brothers character. 🔼🎇✌
All this crazy shit happening and Dr. O is just covered in cats.
“They smell my cat.”
@@DarthBigBen Best part of the sequence, easily.
He just got the shit beat out of him by Myra. The cats healed him!
The most perfect scene in the whole show 0:57
They smell MY cat!
If Chuck Norris was a cartoon character, he would be Brock Samson
First scene of the show I ever saw, damn I’m gonna miss it.
There's a movie in the works
@@EmployeeJoe630 Ik I’m so glad they didn’t just unceremoniously end shit
@@EmployeeJoe630 really?
@@ramgami-7122 yeah along with new episodes of aqua teen and i think metalocalypse on HBO+
My first scene was The Monarch donning a power suit to fight a battle. I recall him saying “This suit is the final solution in tailoring.” But upon revisiting the scene the dialogue changed-perhaps to remove the Holocaust reference. Anyone else notice this?
*Brock* has entered Grand theft auto
Me: I don't wanna play no more
Watch this be an actual stunt in a Fast and Furious movie. Lol
Well its way more realistic than race cars without weapons defeating a MBT.
A MBT can be defeated by motorized infantry so long as they are able to out pace the turrets rotation, and attack it from the rear. It's why they come with those snazzy .50 cal hardpoints.
You'll take casualties, but it is entirely achievable. Having not seen the movie, I doubt their approach was quite so.. tactical.
@@oVoidhawko
These were unarmed race cars.
Take a ‘70s pinto with a full tank of gas and reverse it into the treads as fast as you can!
@@workshopblackbird
And the tank will just drive over it.
Your point?
Never hit Brock with a truck...or a car, apparently. He takes it extra personal.
He simply should've been called Flex Samson
0:57 That white cat though. lol
yo i turned off my lights to go to sleep and this scene kept popping out of my head for no reason so i had to watch it again before i slept cause its soo goated 🐐
its a good thing Brock Crushed her so effectively cause if she had any strength left to fight, shes just a few inch's away from his knife.
Like that would do anything to Brock.
@@manoftruth0935 his skin isn't made out of diamond, dont forget Phantom Limb dressed a gunshot wound of Brocks and while he was at it pulled out several other bullets, a hand full of buck shot, the top of a spear, and a twisted up paper clip out of his body, so the mans got endurance to spare but he's not impervious XD
@@Gojiro7 That still implies he would let her grab it and come on, we’re talking about Brock and his knife, chances of that are on the low side
The knife literally couldn't be pulled out of the sheathe by anyone that's not Brock.
Laws of physics.
Wow as many times as I've seen this this is the first time I noticed she said I feel like Catherine the Great
Chuck Norris goes as Brock Samson for Halloween.
Chosen one saving his companions from stolen Highwayman year 2241 colorised
There female body gaurd says he feels like Catherine, the great, who is rumored to be crushed by a horse after trying to do it with it, funny enough the Master appears to Orpheus trying to reenact the same thing in an episode
Good catch
I’m pissed they never got to tell us that Brock was a venture brother this whole time. They all been brothers from the get go
Brock just won against a car, but letting it hit him. Badass.
"DAMMIT MAN! You need to put your ass thru that laminate glass EVERY SINGLE TIME! AGAIN!" - Colonel Gathers (probably).
Life skills with Brock Sampson.. #78.
So many great episodes in this series. An absolute travesty that it's been cancelled.
Movies out
@@Blad3sofWaR For Real?!
**Dom Torreto sees this**
Dom: ... Welcome to the family.
Edit: huh, 9 likes! Thx! \;B-)
Make that 11
Orpheus is so precious
This man is my role model.
This was the clip that got me to watch the show in the first place
Joe Swanson before the accident
Oh my god you’re right
Cotton Hill: "I kilt fitty men!"
Brock Samson: "Amateur..."
When your DM is really into the Rule of Cool.
can't help but laugh and feel bad for helper. he got steamrolled.
finally found the origin of the meme and what it's called
00:31 you can now not unsee this.
unsee what
@@dante.2639 watch the dust clouds.
Weak
I don't get it.
Always thought this was peak Brock.
0:14 "Damn it!" 😆
IDKY but Myra reminded at 0:42 reminded so much of Cruella Devill 😂
This is still some of the coolest shit I've ever seen
The chad'est move that was ever chad'ed
Wow, this was cool
he was awsome
my goal in life is to reach 10% of brocks power level
I'm watching the show because of this scene
“Alright, were doing this.”
I always thought this show was weird and niche as a kid but now I realize that's because you're supposed to watch it in chronological order, you can't just watch a random episode from season 5 and get it
I DID NOT EXPECT THAT!!!!
Beast mode
Epic
Dr. Orpheus at the end 😂
I thought "joe swanson" was on wheel chair
"I feel like Katherine the Great."
Funny.
It's yo mama and the sheriff, but the best one
"I feel like Catherine the Great".....haha best comment
When Peter griffin does a backflip
“I feel like Cathleen the great”
If joe swanson can walk
remember this time
Joe Swanson be badass
The way she just runs over poor H.E.L.P.E.R. lmfao
Old Johny bravo is best Johnny bravo 👏😎
LMFAO 🤣 HILARIOUS
If they do a live-action movie, I could see Brigitte Nielsen as Myra.
He gets hit with a car, gets up, and baits her into hitting him again.
The psychopath you guarding you so you can go anywhere
Oh my god, it’s Roger Cumstone
0:32 - Me mentally preparing myself for entering the Hardcore NSFW Furry RP chatroom.
on actuall cars, the windshieald probably wouldnt really break, more like, fracture, but still stay together as one piece.
Hey it's joe from family guy
Brock is what happens when the Tick gets his shit together
Did you know that creator of The Tick is good friends with the VB creators? He even wrote a couple of episodes
I think is telling us he's done it before that this is how like every encounter with her ends
Kronk? Is that you?
I’d genuinely like to know what she was listening to lol
Found it: ruclips.net/video/A_WvipqGAbw/видео.html
Guys, the music
How to get in the 1967 Ford Mustang GT like a boss?!!
hey when did joe start walking?
Myra must've been fired as Rusty's bodyguard for two reasons. One, she's crazy and two, the O.S.I. must've thought she wouldn't be able to do her duty and kill Rusty if he tried to activate the ORB.
Reverse Face reveal.
*FIRST!*
The title of this video should be: "Orpheus Gets His Crotch Sniffed"
And when people say that Brock has no focus.😕
Joe Swanson from Family Guy
Chad
I enter and I see Brock without a shoe, and I assumed that's all I needed to read the situation, some poor fool took Brock's shoe
why specifically Catherine the great?
Is him doing that a reference or original writing?
The one question is why did she go back to just run over brock when she was home free
Because she's insane.
Because she knew Brock would keep chasing, killing him with a car should have worked.
Because Brock will undoubtedly pursue her as long as he's alive and she has the Ventures. She figured she could end him here and now. She figured wrong.
Who voices Brock he sounds alot like Patrick Warburton
Dom toretto would like to know your location