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  • Опубликовано: 17 ноя 2024

Комментарии • 13 тыс.

  • @amandadancy3148
    @amandadancy3148 5 лет назад +388

    7:13 r/engrish and r/autocorrect just had a baby and it is ugly.

  • @pricklycactus6793
    @pricklycactus6793 5 лет назад +228

    What a great quote.
    "How could you mess up this bad, because how could you mess up this bad?"

    • @sincerecinnamon
      @sincerecinnamon 5 лет назад +4

      Wool meybe hwe alwso hed s atoce
      Translation for people who dont speak stroke: well maybe he also had a stroke

    • @sonjahudson2458
      @sonjahudson2458 5 лет назад +2

      That's my new yearbook quote

    • @charmenietraumtor5671
      @charmenietraumtor5671 5 лет назад +1

      People watching me when I try anything new: "how could you mess up this bad? Just I want to know how could you mess up this bad?"

    • @will-ox1gc
      @will-ox1gc 3 года назад

      Forthright

  • @filipangelevski2450
    @filipangelevski2450 5 лет назад +446

    2:22 The user's name translates to,, flying shit,, I'm not making this up.

  • @tomorrow_comes_today
    @tomorrow_comes_today 3 года назад +125

    sometimes when I’m angry, I shout at people, "KEEP." for no reason.

    • @WilliamRBl00m
      @WilliamRBl00m 3 года назад +9

      I say " NOOB GET E"

    • @TheGrimReaper19
      @TheGrimReaper19 3 года назад +1

      Plozxigas

    • @aquariumfish-i4h
      @aquariumfish-i4h 3 года назад +4

      I shout “NilmznahsksndhhdsjqlqlpwhebdnskajBbJhsjamajjahshsjsjshankalalalakakkajabahahahahajajahhagagaghjhahbkaokbajhvananKjGgBansnsnsb served with djdjsbsnshdbz and keirueuekalaoks”
      Eight year old language confirmed

    • @tomorrow_comes_today
      @tomorrow_comes_today 3 года назад +2

      @@aquariumfish-i4h nice, one of the names in my contacts is similar to that: hahahhaahhauahhahahhahxnsnsnsnannaasnazzyhhi

    • @woof101
      @woof101 3 года назад +1

      Gg filename hermeneutics Yemen

  • @oom-3262
    @oom-3262 5 лет назад +4101

    *T H E Y A R E S P E A K I N G T H E L A N G U A G E O F T H E G O D S*

    • @unseasoned_steak8019
      @unseasoned_steak8019 5 лет назад +18

      OOM- 32 LMAO

    • @isabellagachainactive1596
      @isabellagachainactive1596 5 лет назад +10

      E

    • @ChloekabanOfficial
      @ChloekabanOfficial 5 лет назад +8

      @Emre Sengul u he=v strok

    • @LilRyRyYT21
      @LilRyRyYT21 5 лет назад +15

      OOM- 32 h()(#-8)1ka, P Zaby 35567)(;:!
      ,qnjjjkkkkkk 17-(7-)# ):18-*absunqixn?
      Zmalmsoq )%81; NHAJXINUXMDLQPEYC (17$(+8’am !!!!!
      Insi8273)30%.
      72/%7$:3kmsjfhqpsmd.
      Nsusnxi183(#:@09764(#;’”qznxuah.
      ANYONE THAT CAN TRANSLATE THAT AND UNDERSTAND IT IS A GOD.

    • @ludmilasierra2508
      @ludmilasierra2508 5 лет назад

      XD

  • @Eymologymentality
    @Eymologymentality 5 лет назад +2279

    This is like if r/boneappletea and r/engrish had a secret love child.

  • @no-do5od
    @no-do5od 4 года назад +439

    Idk if it was just me but the
    “Chogolate milf? Also?”
    “Yes Sean, chocolate milk. As well.”

    • @Sean-cs7zb
      @Sean-cs7zb 4 года назад +2

      Huh

    • @cir3875
      @cir3875 4 года назад +8

      Kakyoin has entered the chat

    • @no-do5od
      @no-do5od 4 года назад +1

      Wisam Alkhayyal D A G A K O T O W A R U

    • @4clubz
      @4clubz 4 года назад +2

      i liek vanshocmiel mildk

    • @vladipeace
      @vladipeace 4 года назад +10

      *c h o g o l a t e m i l f ? a l s o ?*

  • @truskawus6694
    @truskawus6694 3 года назад +429

    "help"
    "Grandma, are you ok?"
    "no"
    "bred"
    "buy me bread"
    *WaLmAr*

  • @strangepoyo1201
    @strangepoyo1201 5 лет назад +6166

    I got scared and I fart it

  • @the_dead_knight3
    @the_dead_knight3 5 лет назад +607

    "I hate Minecraft"
    *You have provoked a gang war*

    • @stupidhead907
      @stupidhead907 5 лет назад +4

      Beautiful meme

    • @abelb2472
      @abelb2472 5 лет назад +4

      had a stroke (remasterd)

    • @whotesamurai
      @whotesamurai 5 лет назад +4

      @@damix988 i mean women are technically gay so ill smash minecraft

    • @lolzsicka9454
      @lolzsicka9454 5 лет назад +4

      uh guys Minecraft is cool it has Survival (story), Creative (sandbox), Adventure (story but required tools), and spectator (ghost). it is also an online multiplayer game there is servers which you can play in if you want to play with others or your friends, if you dont want to you can play single player just make sure to disable multiplayer on your game

    • @lolzsicka9454
      @lolzsicka9454 5 лет назад +4

      @@whotesamurai ... bruh really literally any sex can play minecraft one of the rules for games is no online dating

  • @satozk_
    @satozk_ 4 года назад +457

    "bus it owl"
    "bajctbiel"
    "biscuitvirl"
    *K N O W L E D G E W O R D S*

    • @akularia
      @akularia 4 года назад

      yes

    • @yqy
      @yqy 4 года назад

      Yeañññ

    • @joebama1275
      @joebama1275 4 года назад

      U splet 5owledg rong itx 5owledg dum

    • @stankytanky69
      @stankytanky69 4 года назад +7

      My owl won’t bus.

    • @SANSYYGAMESFAKE
      @SANSYYGAMESFAKE 4 года назад +4

      @@stankytanky69dnag, i hope itdoes bus

  • @SpaceCobraBros
    @SpaceCobraBros 4 года назад +96

    0:09 I think I can translate this for you...
    “No.”
    “My phone”
    “Is going crazy.”
    Thank me. :)

    • @lennnnn7
      @lennnnn7 3 года назад +1

      Ty lol

    • @manolitotan6708
      @manolitotan6708 3 года назад

      A

    • @giorgis.3033
      @giorgis.3033 3 года назад +1

      Thayhguj ypiuo(

    • @lennnnn7
      @lennnnn7 3 года назад

      Giorgi S. na pwobleidmd

    • @cycrothelargeplanet
      @cycrothelargeplanet 3 года назад +2

      No it is
      Help me
      My computer device
      Is getting viruses crazy
      I used Google translate for this in auto detect it said 'strokenese'

  • @CrimsonDoesStuff
    @CrimsonDoesStuff 5 лет назад +251

    Chockolate milf???
    Chocolate milk, *as well*

    • @Drea____ming
      @Drea____ming 5 лет назад +14

      Walmart, the caring grandma none of us needed

    • @gloxxic
      @gloxxic 5 лет назад

      Gacha Animates 69 lkes

    • @dinoearth8171
      @dinoearth8171 5 лет назад

      Gacha???
      Gaycha, as well

  • @svetlanarebane
    @svetlanarebane 5 лет назад +385

    I want a full Spider Mess theme song

    • @valumaero
      @valumaero 5 лет назад +20

      Spider Mess
      Spider mess
      Does wathshgdjdjhd
      Hsuhdhfhh
      Does-
      Guchsjhshs
      Gucii
      Msjehehhe
      Gucci

    • @marlenejohnson1599
      @marlenejohnson1599 5 лет назад +5

      Spida mess
      Sipda mass
      Does wartvcg,,ih
      Htrcrfx
      FTC
      Pspiider

    • @keaton8306
      @keaton8306 5 лет назад +4

      Spider mess spider mess does whozkdllqks, whatdhxjsjsj averjshdndj spider canndkds

    • @meigacha2011
      @meigacha2011 5 лет назад +7

      I was singing that after watching infinity wars for the first time yesterday, and i ended up crying instead
      Call me a wimp, i know i am one

    • @hifiteen49
      @hifiteen49 5 лет назад +2

      Spider Mess
      Spider Mess
      Thersenh tghjhbn Likhbc Spidre Msse
      Spider Mess
      Sipder Mess
      Th127378s78wiyhe8iduk SUih893
      Sprib Mnhyhj
      zxdfv hjhg
      cgyfuvhjbk iugyfcvhbj gyftgvjhb jhbjn jhbn uhjbn tfgvb
      vghjcbn876tyfrgcvhn b78tyugjbhnm
      Cucomber me stro ke had
      Me no goose
      Flick Automoron

  • @xrandomnamex5010
    @xrandomnamex5010 5 лет назад +192

    2:24 "r/seduction" EXCUSE ME

  • @Layne-Staley-Lover
    @Layne-Staley-Lover 4 года назад +178

    GioFilms: leaves youtube
    RUclips: verifies him
    GioFilms: I've won, but at what cost

    • @shabu5072
      @shabu5072 3 года назад +4

      Dude he’s been verified for years

    • @Devsthegoat
      @Devsthegoat 3 года назад

      @@shabu5072 shut up

    • @name_unkn0wn
      @name_unkn0wn 3 года назад +3

      @@Devsthegoat
      Wtf did he even do, he only said he has been verified for years dumbáss

    • @mina_pawzz
      @mina_pawzz 3 года назад +3

      @@name_unkn0wn ikr

    • @sussy7470
      @sussy7470 3 года назад +1

      Woah col anamamns smans2amammwjjygbwsygcaibsdcuybasdicygsddbs

  • @facemelter8610
    @facemelter8610 5 лет назад +172

    Walmar bred is the only thing stopping grandma from becoming too powerful.

  • @hiiijuliaa
    @hiiijuliaa 4 года назад +455

    "Come eat my house cause i know someday ill eat yours too :)"
    *"I WILL DIE FIVE CHICKENS"*

  • @corpsedevoured
    @corpsedevoured 4 года назад +56

    7:26 Congratulations, you have achieved the "do you are have stupid" badge.

  • @cat_starz0277
    @cat_starz0277 3 года назад +73

    3:11 This should be the actual spider man song.

  • @dr3w_s
    @dr3w_s 4 года назад +2402

    “I will ask my father to cook my mother”

    • @mysingingmonstersgamer3198
      @mysingingmonstersgamer3198 4 года назад +59

      markjin_is_the _best I lost it there

    • @traappa
      @traappa 4 года назад +35

      markjin_is_the _best r/ihadastroke

    • @lolabunumoved9260
      @lolabunumoved9260 4 года назад +93

      "I will die 5 chickens"

    • @andrew_jfjfjfjf
      @andrew_jfjfjfjf 4 года назад +31

      Im too nervous about it is hair cut and I think that is the case with many of us have no glitch the case for the case with many

    • @Yongxiang6623
      @Yongxiang6623 4 года назад +20

      Wat da wat da wat da friggggggge dooooor >:[]

  • @VyLuX215
    @VyLuX215 4 года назад +219

    0:58 ah, my favorite game
    Redt Tedd Pollution

    • @akularia
      @akularia 4 года назад +9

      you mean rett dett ridomption?

    • @fwvaske
      @fwvaske 4 года назад +13

      No you idiots it's called rhetd dedt ridemp, smh get it right 🙄

    • @SANSYYGAMESFAKE
      @SANSYYGAMESFAKE 4 года назад +9

      @@fwvaske No, it's called uwuwuisjsjsooagwkxhspus.

    • @akularia
      @akularia 4 года назад +6

      v4ske roed ded redeompp?

    • @SANSYYGAMESFAKE
      @SANSYYGAMESFAKE 4 года назад +3

      @@akularia yes

  • @shadowcreeperking8423
    @shadowcreeperking8423 5 лет назад +603

    Wait a second, this isnt a mistake, they have evolved, a new language only the best of us understand....i dont get it

    • @TheCaptainNick
      @TheCaptainNick 5 лет назад +14

      They chsnge the langage

    • @KevinMcScrooge
      @KevinMcScrooge 5 лет назад +6

      The kemonade thr am are evolvered moar yes?

    • @mememachine3029
      @mememachine3029 5 лет назад +4

      Lunch lunch lunch lunch lunch lucnh lunch linch luncgh lillench lubngh okhessmaaokfrmcidwotjt

    • @KevinMcScrooge
      @KevinMcScrooge 5 лет назад +2

      @@mememachine3029 Lnch Lunch Lunch lunch luhd uasudhwuahjsdhhj

    • @swaggersouls4208
      @swaggersouls4208 5 лет назад +2

      Tey herv semed tu herv risern aberve aer mertal plern

  • @rangerste
    @rangerste 4 года назад +64

    7:09 Ok people, I wanna tell something really really important to all of you because you are my friends:
    _"Tonight I am graduation, I invitation you all to eat our house because I know someday I will eat you house too. I will die five chickens, there girls and two boys to eat you all and I will ask my father to cook my mother. Thank you! 💚"_

    • @am4r169
      @am4r169 3 года назад +1

      Toga like the graduation.

    • @yourdaddysaid
      @yourdaddysaid 3 года назад +2

      I WILL DIE FIVE CHICKENS

    • @vysterr22
      @vysterr22 3 года назад

      I think I need to go vomit out my laughter now.

    • @AngelA-ym2jz
      @AngelA-ym2jz 3 года назад

      *_And I will ask my father to cook my mother_*

    • @thepea2066
      @thepea2066 3 года назад

      (eats house) 😑😐

  • @markam7831
    @markam7831 5 лет назад +2717

    *RoED dED rIdoEmP*

  • @wesnarwhal815
    @wesnarwhal815 5 лет назад +359

    6:39 Aw Walmart so sweet xD I don't know why I found this so cute

  • @noeyesyt4475
    @noeyesyt4475 5 лет назад +876

    This is like the drugged version of boneappletea

    • @rayvenrubi
      @rayvenrubi 5 лет назад +12

      Wat hov'

    • @noeyesyt4475
      @noeyesyt4475 5 лет назад +19

      @@rayvenrubi kdisizow

    • @andrix7777
      @andrix7777 5 лет назад +14

      wel hell o der hau cen ah hellp yu seeir

    • @brooked982
      @brooked982 5 лет назад +5

      Wll hoi a ujlee hep my plos pee pul

    • @noeyesyt4475
      @noeyesyt4475 5 лет назад +4

      ahhhhhh wyzham bay

  • @riythemusicguy7696
    @riythemusicguy7696 2 года назад +2

    This pooped up in my recommended and i had forgotten about how great this man's stuff was. I miss it.

  • @false8507
    @false8507 5 лет назад +183

    The truth is they committed sleep in nether.

    • @t65bx25
      @t65bx25 5 лет назад +4

      Öøf

    • @hynopyro7091
      @hynopyro7091 5 лет назад

      XD

    •  5 лет назад +4

      I remember when I did that when making my first house in the nether ughh

    • @dearfauxpas
      @dearfauxpas 5 лет назад +2

      They committed sleep c committed sleep committed sleep c c how dare they dare they dare they how dare they ccc ghalekjrgh013874t a;wlehfarg8?

    • @false8507
      @false8507 5 лет назад

      Cman rip in peace

  • @jiminslostjams4160
    @jiminslostjams4160 5 лет назад +3028

    _Believe in yourself..._
    _Believe in yourself_
    _and have comfiden..._
    _ce,dong t give up,_
    _refueled!good_
    ~ _Words of wisdom with Gio,2018_

  • @Lianmin27
    @Lianmin27 4 года назад +318

    "i will ask my father to cook my mother"
    This madlad-

  • @bread.that.is.threatening
    @bread.that.is.threatening 4 года назад +25

    8:38 The better question is how to reply

  • @everyone.loves.mee_
    @everyone.loves.mee_ 4 года назад +168

    4:18 Sounded like Gio was coughing AND having a voicecrack at the same time 😂😂

  • @senorlechuga8832
    @senorlechuga8832 5 лет назад +158

    They're speaking the language of gods

    • @spinelloween3424
      @spinelloween3424 5 лет назад +3

      youre righghghghghghghghghghghghghghghghg-
      _baldi.exe has stopped working

    • @Lumanova
      @Lumanova 5 лет назад +1

      ur a stupit suwfewjfgee

    • @Lumanova
      @Lumanova 5 лет назад +1

      h

    • @unicorndragon4413
      @unicorndragon4413 5 лет назад

      Yyyehoinoi hejsuse jdisii ouy crazy

    • @schmoozingkaboodle5405
      @schmoozingkaboodle5405 5 лет назад

      We are truly not worthy of understanding this higher level of communication.....
      Yup, must be that...

  • @ashashashpain
    @ashashashpain 5 лет назад +502

    *legit do more of these*
    *_Ive never laughed_*
    *_So hard_*
    *_IN MY WHOLE LIFE_*

    • @kaitsune2262
      @kaitsune2262 5 лет назад +11

      Honeydew ;3 same
      P l e x i gl a s s

    • @Andreas-um4bk
      @Andreas-um4bk 5 лет назад +1

      Indeeujfdssrrrty

    • @cuberdoesstuff1176
      @cuberdoesstuff1176 5 лет назад +1

      I know right is zi all bunnfsy XDDd

    • @AABCDXX
      @AABCDXX 5 лет назад

      thz jsut so fnunny I wana dIe of loghing!
      (autocorrect: That's just so funny I wanna die of laughing)

    • @theavocadoarmy9633
      @theavocadoarmy9633 5 лет назад +2

      Laugh is life, legit
      is a these, can you
      Grow a hard in a whole?
      Bird! Cash you never
      In a more? No.
      🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😭😂😂😭😂😭😭

  • @Sanidhy
    @Sanidhy 3 года назад +10

    2:54 My favourite.

  • @RealWhatamelon
    @RealWhatamelon 5 лет назад +292

    Where did he come from?
    Where did he go?
    *WhZurnwoz riwnie22osb cotton eye Joe*

    • @mementojoy
      @mementojoy 5 лет назад +6

      No its MDNTJK679JVR 2bvjdh68kdb VMKJ cotten eye joe everyone knows those are the real lyrics
      Only real fans

    • @cosmicberry6096
      @cosmicberry6096 5 лет назад

      Ethan Bubblegum wow 😮

    • @theparkourninjas4330
      @theparkourninjas4330 5 лет назад

      @Luke Zword what

  • @laquisabstract4245
    @laquisabstract4245 5 лет назад +178

    4:17 epic voice crack

  • @flm0102
    @flm0102 5 лет назад +71

    8:18 "You're watching Kerpranked with Justin Kerprank!"
    ...Pls tell me I'm not the only one who thought of gravity falls

  • @jackusertester0015
    @jackusertester0015 3 года назад +29

    0:11 ill try to translate
    "No"
    "My phone"
    "Is going craezy'

  • @cloud999nine
    @cloud999nine 4 года назад +277

    No one:
    Not even a soul:
    Not even an atom:
    Giofilms: W A L M A R

    • @hunterrammusic
      @hunterrammusic 4 года назад +4

      Fuck off lame ass

    • @ampwavegaming1305
      @ampwavegaming1305 4 года назад +12

      @@hunterrammusic stfu bitch u don't need to be rude, his comment wasn't offensive or mean. It was just a funny quote from the video. No need to be a dickhead about it man.

    • @yourjayden
      @yourjayden 4 года назад +15

      @@hunterrammusic splish splash your opinion is *trash*

    • @kaitojinn
      @kaitojinn 4 года назад +9

      Not to be rude, but the not a single soul joke has already end and started cringe

    • @godsmackfalcon2544
      @godsmackfalcon2544 4 года назад +2

      @@yourjayden LOL u r braindead

  • @flowerlamps
    @flowerlamps 5 лет назад +631

    _did anyone else laugh so hard they lost the strength to be able to hold their mobile device and end up dropping it-_

  • @WonderstruckGuy
    @WonderstruckGuy 5 лет назад +283

    🍅 *HashBrowns* 🍅

    • @ashertbm
      @ashertbm 5 лет назад +10

      🍅 *HashBrowns* 🍅

    • @rBusabrotha
      @rBusabrotha 5 лет назад +10

      🍅HashBrowns🍅

    • @jw5847
      @jw5847 5 лет назад +10

      🍅 HashBrowns 🍅

    • @WonderstruckGuy
      @WonderstruckGuy 5 лет назад +1

      What is this meaning?

    • @ashertbm
      @ashertbm 5 лет назад +4

      It means hashbrowns.

  • @gabriel9132-q1x
    @gabriel9132-q1x 3 года назад +3

    I love how Walmart just ignored the fact that the guy was having a stroke and just continued to answer his questions.

  • @frigginpotato3772
    @frigginpotato3772 5 лет назад +218

    I will die five chicken

    • @leovl1697
      @leovl1697 5 лет назад +21

      I will ask my father to cook my mother

    • @WA-Y
      @WA-Y 5 лет назад +18

      I will eat your house

    • @CommunistHam
      @CommunistHam 5 лет назад +13

      I am graduation

    • @minh9545
      @minh9545 5 лет назад +9

      ...three girls and two boys to eat you all.

    • @ohhey9979
      @ohhey9979 5 лет назад +12

      I invitation you all to eat our house

  • @Allth3youngdudes
    @Allth3youngdudes 4 года назад +531

    “Drive safe”
    “Tell me when home”
    P L E X I G L A S S

  • @ThThane
    @ThThane 5 лет назад +188

    I’m eating copious amounts of eyecream and not studying
    Very delicious

  • @azukai7319
    @azukai7319 3 года назад +5

    Editing every part i like:
    1 - 0:09
    2 - 0:22
    3 - 0:58
    4 - 1:57
    5 - 3:52
    6 - 6:44
    7 - 7:10
    8 - 8:43
    *____//___*

  • @chelseajordan6693
    @chelseajordan6693 4 года назад +774

    "Help"
    "Grandma are you okay"
    "No"
    "Bread"
    "Buy me bread"
    *W A L M A R*
    Edit:. HOLY #### THAT IS A LOT OF REPLIES

  • @sunflowerglo1771
    @sunflowerglo1771 5 лет назад +44

    A wise man once said: "Foot are just hand the... feet the hand"
    And i've never understood something more in my entire life 🌻

  • @hmsomeguy6107
    @hmsomeguy6107 5 лет назад +326

    2:22 r/seduction?!?
    “Yeah baby, whisper something sexy”
    “I hart minecrafr”
    INSTANT CREAM

  • @charlotteb.7039
    @charlotteb.7039 3 года назад +5

    I have literally never laughed so hard at a video in my entire life. I seriously came this close to dying multiple times. My brothers are worried for my health.

  • @gibberish163
    @gibberish163 5 лет назад +129

    Can we just talk about how the minecraft rant was on r/seduction?

  • @Flasiul
    @Flasiul 5 лет назад +475

    Stay in drugs, don't do school
    Eat ur parents and always listen ur vegetables

    • @sydneygebo7063
      @sydneygebo7063 5 лет назад +11

      Minecraft is good

    • @bfdiskyland
      @bfdiskyland 5 лет назад +8

      Stay in medicine?

    • @joez44
      @joez44 5 лет назад +20

      stay always sad, be happy dont

    • @oblivion2755
      @oblivion2755 5 лет назад +7

      Fxizdhdh-$zdu$6,dyhzg*7$*$776$56$566*_6&*6&*yyfz6*&&7''&89_7&975"7"&97"9&+&fiigcgicy

    • @Maggie66112
      @Maggie66112 5 лет назад +1

      @@sydneygebo7063 rGelp ijc

  • @AjDollarSign
    @AjDollarSign 5 лет назад +208

    3:10
    "Spider mess spider mess"
    "djhbfhfdih636(nchsk+(ess"
    IM DEAD😂😂

    • @cringeuser
      @cringeuser 5 лет назад +3

      Im even dying from laugherhakapejdue@&!*

    • @andersmith1484
      @andersmith1484 5 лет назад

      Spider man spider man does whatever a spider can it’s getting dark I don’t feel good mr stark look out here comes the Spider Man

    • @lemzini
      @lemzini 5 лет назад +1

      I believe you might have... uh copied somebody's comment but it's possible you just liked the same thing.

    • @HMN134
      @HMN134 5 лет назад +1

      Diiiikkkkkkiikkkkqkkaiaiiaiaiaiiizizizizziziziziziziizizizizizizizzizisksksksksps
      s
      s
      s
      dlclc, ,lsal,wla.?),z.z
      zp
      S.d.dlwowpdc.🤗🤐☦😍😊🔫☦👌☦😚😥👌😣👌😣,

    • @AjDollarSign
      @AjDollarSign 5 лет назад

      @@lemzini,I swear boi

  • @walter6999
    @walter6999 3 года назад +3

    The most impressive thing is how he is able to read them loudly correctly

  • @Epilepson
    @Epilepson 5 лет назад +307

    This is r/engrish and r/boneappletea child.

  • @eli1io
    @eli1io 5 лет назад +385

    'i will ask my father to cook my mother'
    *Alabama wants to know your location*

  • @FixTheWi-Fi
    @FixTheWi-Fi 5 лет назад +510

    Can anyone explain to me, why exactly I found "h" funnier than any other part of this video?

  • @nataroonytrontime3976
    @nataroonytrontime3976 4 года назад +1

    I love that vaguely you can kind if see a subject with these sentences but the words are all in the wrong order and it's bloody hilarious

  • @kat1565
    @kat1565 5 лет назад +177

    Has anyone noticed that the “I hate Minecraft”
    One was posted in r/seduction?

  • @loverthing_meow
    @loverthing_meow 5 лет назад +232

    I can understand most of these
    Does having a sibling entering kindergarten give me superpowers?

    • @teamtrolljackson
      @teamtrolljackson 5 лет назад +7

      Looking at ur videos I think ur the kindergartener

    • @CrabOnABeach
      @CrabOnABeach 5 лет назад +6

      @StoryCorns yes. Having a sibling(s) going into kindergarten does give you super powers.

    • @helloiexist321
      @helloiexist321 5 лет назад +3

      Just having siblings in general gives ypu superpoeerraas

    • @veryepic7319
      @veryepic7319 5 лет назад +1

      @@teamtrolljackson lol

    • @BubbleFizzzzz360
      @BubbleFizzzzz360 5 лет назад

      Maybe

  • @user-ed5bf1cp8h
    @user-ed5bf1cp8h 4 года назад +166

    Me: **enters new password**
    The software: Sorry password to short try making a stronger one example: 0:10

  • @APerson-ro5tn
    @APerson-ro5tn 3 года назад +4

    7:35 he was just a cannibal

  • @ravenpatterson7393
    @ravenpatterson7393 5 лет назад +365

    *Me when I'm around my crush:*
    Nbnnoyy
    My yyhoboyone
    Is yhhhhoingg crazy
    *Me when I'm around my BFF:*
    Me: Help, my bones are going crazy!
    BFF: wtf
    Edit: OMG 397 Likes! I didn't know I could get that many! Tysm!

    • @bethany508
      @bethany508 5 лет назад +1

      Crush hear hngg
      Yes

    • @theactualtrashman8379
      @theactualtrashman8379 5 лет назад

      yes

    • @krisjinstark4843
      @krisjinstark4843 5 лет назад +1

      @positive mental attitude i was just about to say that lmfao

    • @RileyAiC
      @RileyAiC 5 лет назад +1

      fnuni memee bruiother. thatz thaio moostst funnuinieset memme bus it owllow blarnnralb faceecaf carcarcarcar S T O N K S

    • @grandmacat6090
      @grandmacat6090 5 лет назад

      Yeeyedjidide

  • @deanus8628
    @deanus8628 5 лет назад +277

    Man: what's your favorite sub-reddit
    Everyone: Entitled parents
    Me: r/iahsstok

    • @rblxrevinine5220
      @rblxrevinine5220 5 лет назад +1

      Xd

    • @versette7950
      @versette7950 5 лет назад +4

      help me I’m am very AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaa

    • @dat1pengu1n
      @dat1pengu1n 5 лет назад +4

      r/comedyheaven

    • @EscapesAndRemoves
      @EscapesAndRemoves 5 лет назад +2

      r/youhadafuckingstroke

    • @Kcite
      @Kcite 5 лет назад +1

      Llo tihs is reely guud adn amzzaing hahaahhhaah
      Ogm
      Hlep
      Sotp
      Plsease myy speellijg
      Whta happnd

  • @jayjiggered4103
    @jayjiggered4103 5 лет назад +169

    So my geography teacher accidentally said "workshit" instead of "worksheet" today and I laughed so hard...but nobody else did

  • @aliaseses
    @aliaseses 3 года назад +2

    Nobody:
    My typing if backspace and autocorrect didn't exist:

  • @electric3567
    @electric3567 4 года назад +286

    “I invitation you all to eat out house”
    -unknown man of wisdom 2020

    • @junienet
      @junienet 4 года назад +6

      challenge: making all word you want to using to continuous tensing

    • @ham123_
      @ham123_ 4 года назад +3

      @@junienet.....Wha-what?

    • @girlscangame2333
      @girlscangame2333 4 года назад +1

      scuttle06 I’m R/ihadastroke ing you

    • @ham123_
      @ham123_ 4 года назад +2

      @@girlscangame2333 plz do it

    • @junienet
      @junienet 4 года назад +1

      @@girlscangame2333 ok, but im wooooshing you for not getting the joke

  • @marcorivela
    @marcorivela 5 лет назад +308

    No
    *bred*
    *Buy me bread*
    WaLmAr

    • @jaegc1824
      @jaegc1824 5 лет назад

      Mapleleaf The Cat bueteful

    • @Cydr0n
      @Cydr0n 5 лет назад

      I think that person is actually having a stroke

    • @MafuyusZoloft
      @MafuyusZoloft 5 лет назад +1

      *Wallmarrr*

    • @kaymilanii7002
      @kaymilanii7002 5 лет назад +1

      Mapleleaf The Cat I love bread

    • @Wizardly27
      @Wizardly27 5 лет назад +1

      @@julio1802 lets get dis bröd

  • @Typilou
    @Typilou 5 лет назад +230

    Spider mess;
    Spider mess;
    Does *Random Jibberish* (ess.

  • @frog-xy2mj
    @frog-xy2mj 4 года назад +9

    *b r e a d w a l m a r*
    perfection

  • @FinnValentineB
    @FinnValentineB 5 лет назад +42

    *They're speaking the language of the gods.*

  • @nethercore9934
    @nethercore9934 5 лет назад +49

    8:46 LENONAID!?!?!? *Soviet Anthem plays*

  • @imatree4015
    @imatree4015 5 лет назад +74

    2:10 his spelling was good until he got near fortnite.
    *PROOF FORTNITE GIVES STROKES!!!!*

    • @Clinohumite
      @Clinohumite 5 лет назад +2

      It proves that everyone has been mind controlled to plaus forntnite okaysy bsye.

    • @letmetakeajormungandrattha8591
      @letmetakeajormungandrattha8591 5 лет назад +1

      Fertnoot is give strok strok strok to fertility game
      I let autocorrect have fun with this

    • @piasajeda6440
      @piasajeda6440 5 лет назад +1

      Frokinte izzz so babddva Mincrat an riblx rz sos smau 8s,@ butter
      9÷(9×jwuw7bb🇧🇮🍎🍋¥@) iz hopalaoo u ager too forrm mh agts *2012 )×0ksh10🥐🥝🥐☎️

    • @ray_zor5585
      @ray_zor5585 5 лет назад

      Fortnaude mek yoo spehalll liak sexphire

    • @HMN134
      @HMN134 5 лет назад

      Ni fuorssfnnittea ieessaaa bbeastssaha hgemaw evsarsza naoesb
      Plaesza hqelpa meahsx y hevaindg srok
      Jk lolol

  • @protoplasm4985
    @protoplasm4985 3 года назад +6

    "i invitation you all to eat our house because i know someday i will eat your house too"

  • @IsaacVeyronNeedsSubs
    @IsaacVeyronNeedsSubs 5 лет назад +222

    Drive Safe
    Tell Me When Home
    *plexiglass*

    • @kelkinn
      @kelkinn 5 лет назад +11

      the first part is my friends talking to me
      the second part is me replying lol

    • @dyingcleanandpretty
      @dyingcleanandpretty 5 лет назад +1

      LOL

    • @owenburks406
      @owenburks406 5 лет назад +2

      *P L E X I G L A S S*

    • @AABCDXX
      @AABCDXX 5 лет назад +2

      This could become a great meme....

    • @fabiofdez
      @fabiofdez 5 лет назад

      @@kelkinn haha I think it meant please lol

  • @issac9642
    @issac9642 5 лет назад +262

    Who else was laughing a lot while watching this😂

    • @astrobeth
      @astrobeth 5 лет назад +2

      me

    • @callowrat
      @callowrat 5 лет назад +2

      IssacIsNot GoodAtGaming me lmao

    • @Lumanova
      @Lumanova 5 лет назад +7

      i am laigh in video lol so furry wahjks fjfkesh bèuiturn sjsfh gücun snnd snèert chonk

    • @addison1914
      @addison1914 5 лет назад +1

      I was!!! Lol

    • @KSoulllll
      @KSoulllll 5 лет назад +1

      Me

  • @jayfurguson2610
    @jayfurguson2610 5 лет назад +148

    Having a stroke? Grammerly.
    Hotel? Trivago.
    Edit: Thanks for the likes! (P.S. I'm not changing the "typo")

    • @kelkinn
      @kelkinn 5 лет назад +2

      i swear to go if Grammerly was spelt with an e then I would get so triggered

    • @juliab1954
      @juliab1954 5 лет назад +1

      I use Grammarly

    • @moomziewoomzie6454
      @moomziewoomzie6454 5 лет назад

      GRAMMARLY

    • @itsgray4210
      @itsgray4210 5 лет назад +1

      I can hear the lady saying "Hotel? Trivago"
      is this what trauma feels like

    • @brooked982
      @brooked982 5 лет назад

      Nop. I aw rely ugly an ws wondring if u cud hlp me ut.

  • @krazykitkatz666
    @krazykitkatz666 Год назад

    The "Hashbrown $3.99" alone got me laughing, that's how dumb my humor is

  • @nicksalyga4084
    @nicksalyga4084 5 лет назад +60

    5:42 I think it means if Trump had a time machine when he was a child why didn't he go to the future and ask his daughter to marry him?

    • @kelkinn
      @kelkinn 5 лет назад +4

      how long did that take

    • @nicksalyga4084
      @nicksalyga4084 5 лет назад +3

      @@kelkinn idk like 3 minutes

    • @doggoruiningartworks
      @doggoruiningartworks 5 лет назад +9

      And yet it still doesn't make any sense

    • @magicawesomemukbangasmr1615
      @magicawesomemukbangasmr1615 5 лет назад +2

      Wow, idk if you're a master translator or if you understand because you yourself are deranged. *backs away slowly just in case*

    • @ArturGlass.C
      @ArturGlass.C 5 лет назад +1

      Yeah because the issue there being how he's so much older than her not that she's his daughter. That's an incredibly flawless logic.

  • @Alex-xd7ki
    @Alex-xd7ki 4 года назад +121

    " Do you wan y
    Lenoeninade
    Lenonaid
    Leno
    Leno
    Lemo
    *Hey it's Isaac. Dan wants to know If he can use your lemonade?* "

  • @blackshota3621
    @blackshota3621 5 лет назад +223

    2:25 the thing i find funniest about this post is that it's on the r/seduction subreddit

  • @AWild_Dragon
    @AWild_Dragon 3 года назад +1

    1978: In the future, We will have flying cars!
    2021: People having strokes on the internet

  • @theex-wannabeyoutuberwhowa139
    @theex-wannabeyoutuberwhowa139 5 лет назад +100

    funny enough, I recently joined that subreddit.

    • @braden4436
      @braden4436 5 лет назад +2

      coyfigcihdjgdohdcpcihxogzheufeixogxohckhfpjisoheohrhodohdod, and that's my presentation of why we need communism! Tfanc yuo.

    • @NivekTheEnigma
      @NivekTheEnigma 5 лет назад

      Mey hate Trmup illgrill beny #WTF___byue forniteds lol

    • @pixeltreason2968
      @pixeltreason2968 5 лет назад

      Wlecom to ht sbriddte

    • @alligator7961
      @alligator7961 5 лет назад

      Ikvos why does hefuxj8 h gave to be me fucjer

  • @chocolateyfudge8134
    @chocolateyfudge8134 5 лет назад +53

    "Don't put me on Reddit"

    • @elpolog.7163
      @elpolog.7163 5 лет назад

      That message made me think he was doing it on purpose so that people put him on Reddit. If I'm right, then I would say "Well played!" to himjnz 56 k buoyh

    • @shade918
      @shade918 5 лет назад +1

      and this is why you chat on discord on computer
      theres no auto correct

  • @lsolasagna642
    @lsolasagna642 4 года назад +37

    7:08 *It seems like they’re on drugs,Weed and meth*

  • @that21pilotsfan9
    @that21pilotsfan9 4 года назад +5

    4:40 when you try to sing "cotton eye joe" but karma enters the chat xD

  • @mothothemoth
    @mothothemoth 5 лет назад +347

    Drive safe.
    Tell me when home.
    *PLEXIGLASS.*

    • @gloxxic
      @gloxxic 5 лет назад +5

      Tat tahat part came when I saw this comment

    • @mothothemoth
      @mothothemoth 5 лет назад

      Thx for the likes

    • @mothothemoth
      @mothothemoth 5 лет назад +1

      Wyatt Haskin I can understand that.

    • @Cartoonjellywolf
      @Cartoonjellywolf 5 лет назад +1

      Thanks Kanye very cool

    • @bruhnova8917
      @bruhnova8917 5 лет назад

      The biggest American problem is that it was a fantastic opportunity to purchase the same bestselling author Roahld doahqld but then it was was was waste your email address. . 30th of my life. The poor face of it is not valid.

  • @rachelolsen8774
    @rachelolsen8774 5 лет назад +25

    3:10 is my fav part. Great singing, Gio 👌

  • @aerimal
    @aerimal 5 лет назад +76

    4:35
    “Thought this was gonna be about cotton eye Joe
    Where did he come from?
    Where did he go?
    WhZurnwoz riwnie22osb cotton eye Joe”

    • @thatoneguy4972
      @thatoneguy4972 5 лет назад +4

      Wow great cmmenhy vrg dd ,uu
      c

    • @oblivion2755
      @oblivion2755 5 лет назад

      @@thatoneguy4972 hxhfgciigçcigjgu8jnijbjbib

  • @G4L4XYISIDK
    @G4L4XYISIDK 3 года назад +1

    "Plexiglass"
    IQ 200

  • @tpg1774
    @tpg1774 4 года назад +584

    Yo I searched Nokia ringtone memes and this showed up lol

    • @mariapensotes3940
      @mariapensotes3940 4 года назад +26

      Why the heck would this show up-

    • @johnbread2267
      @johnbread2267 4 года назад +36

      @@mariapensotes3940 amalalalalalaallalalalalalalwlwlwlwlwlwlwlwlwlwlwleekskskdmdmmdjrjrjrrdhdbrrhrhhrhthtbtvvtvycycuxuxuxixixizkzkKzkz

    • @AnAlbanianDude
      @AnAlbanianDude 4 года назад +11

      walter clements r/ihadastroke

    • @biancasilva7851
      @biancasilva7851 4 года назад +19

      @@AnAlbanianDude wait r/ihadastroke in a r/ihadastroke video.

    • @sidthesciencekid4391
      @sidthesciencekid4391 4 года назад +8

      walter clements I agree

  • @brolythegoat
    @brolythegoat 5 лет назад +120

    bred
    buy me bread
    walmar

    • @iliekfish5323
      @iliekfish5323 5 лет назад +2

      I will get bed gamma! I Lve ew gremmeh

    • @workerbee1027
      @workerbee1027 5 лет назад +2

      Gremfna neebds bred f de ed nrk walmurfs

    • @ChloekabanOfficial
      @ChloekabanOfficial 5 лет назад +2

      wy du wee havv bed granmurr/ nys iz bed.

    • @lunahetfield
      @lunahetfield 5 лет назад +1

      Noah Adams i wall bie bard at wallmat for yuo gandha, whts tape of bead do yuo wunt?

    • @eggboi4517
      @eggboi4517 5 лет назад +2

      Noah Adams
      ok grampfma I wlil get brd fr ou
      edt: im’ lost in walfmarm hlep what berad yo wnangt

  • @mr.sansman5341
    @mr.sansman5341 4 года назад +25

    “Hey dad what’s for dinner?”
    “Mom.”

  • @gacharaywolf3035
    @gacharaywolf3035 3 года назад +1

    My mom - stop laughing so loud
    Me -( starts wheezing)
    My mom - WHAT'S SO FUNNY?
    Me - kechud

  • @wormsogle7692
    @wormsogle7692 5 лет назад +45

    the minecraft one was posted on r/sedutcion

    • @NatLoobi
      @NatLoobi 5 лет назад +1

      But the screenshot was posted in r/ihadastroke
      Now canusjdbdjrmndjdkdmd

  • @cubaku
    @cubaku 5 лет назад +72

    0:10
    I think he said,
    "No"
    "My phone"
    "Is going crazy"

  • @FoxHoundess
    @FoxHoundess 5 лет назад +20

    5:24 im dying...
    rvgnt help thin with the cheesy BMI

  • @mina_pawzz
    @mina_pawzz 3 года назад

    It's satisfying when the person who had a stroke got the right word