The Co-Optional Podcast Animated: The Real Cox
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I love how when Dodger and Crendor are tied to the railroad tracks, Dodger is screaming her lungs out, while Crendor is EMOTIONLESS (as always). He's like: "This is scary, I guess."
That perfectly sums Crendor
so duriing Jesse the Hutt scene... is that a Felicia Day Slave?? 0:32
I would not be surprised ;-p
Ah-yep. That's Felicia all right.
Also at 1:11 Jirard is his second in command and Cry is apparently The Gimp.
And Dodger as Salicious Crumb.
I can't help but feel conflicted... Should I or should I not cheer on Jesse as he journeys onward, pursuing his ultimate dream of Salty Villain Douchebaggery?
I think it's a very honorable goal to have, then again i am a rhino.... with a minigun
I would join his crew.
I would be his arch nemesis constantly stopping his evil plans and say I'm for good when really I'm just for that hot prisoner he captured
I cheer. And should the day ever come I will glady be his most loyal henchman. I shall lay down my life for him. I shall slay all in his path. I shall clean his toilet with my tongue. His will be done!
Erwin Dedić And you will be the first pirate that dies when jessie goes after my super carrier ;)
I'm so happy they put Cry in the gimp suit when Jesse talks about the end of the world and being a cannibal
That shot with Jesse the Hutt was amazing.
That gets my... SEAL of approval
+poop pants You're sealie certified!
So should Jesse's post-apocalypse crew/personal army be referred to as the "Ginger Beard Men" or the "Red-Beard Pirates"?
probably annal explosion.
TLCBonaparte
Yes, all of the annals of history will be exploded.
I would work under The Cox any day
How about the "Cox-Blockers"?
Gingerly Cox Beards sounds good to me.
I hope animated show never ends. The guy/girl who makes these is extremely talented
"Im not going to Jail man" Jesse ain't going to jail. Balance of Power proved that.
The sudden shift change had me laughing, he want from "I'd be the villain, I'd betray my friends in an instant, I'd be a bad ass pirate." to "I'd have a pet seal and he would be my mascot and his name would be sealy the sea lion.
OK but here's the thing: They're called sea *LIONS* for a reason.
Jess E. Cox, because Evil is his middle name.
Cry in the gimp suit was a nice touch.
Pretty sure that's cry as a Rottweiler.
Oh my god. I open the video, and the sponsorship ad proceeds to show me IRN BRU.
Thank you Jesse for this moment.
I love clicking the annotation and watching the next one a week earlier :3
I felt this so much
you might even call it, *_the seal of approval_*
He'd be so happy if The Purge was an actual thing.
With the amount of assholes on the internet? Everyone on youtube and twitch who use their real names would have mobs pre-lined up outside their homes, like it was a damn midnight release of Starcraft 2.
matohibiki I'd be waiting outside Syndicate's house... he's got so much damn money.
+Cpt. Shmitt It's also dumb.
Thing is that he would most likely die in the purge because to do anything in it, means that the person is organised, which Jesse will never be.
Jesse would only turn into that guy during an apocalypse, which doesn't end in a single day.
KoinGaming He'd probably be one of those looters that smash up everything in the first day.
I guess you cold say they have the..... _seal_ of approval.
Should we tell Jesse that good people don't need rules or laws in order to be good? That being good is part of who they are, and that even if it's legal but morally or ethically wrong, they still wouldn't do it.
Oh, I'm not good :)
I'm good but not passive more or less I'd be the guy to join the 10th crusade in a post apocalyptic world and cleanse the earth of all that is wicked
*****
Oh, you already know then! Whew, I was worried it might break your self-image into a million pieces and send you on a rampage of shooting everyone with a Nerf gun or something.
ALL YE HARTIES, YE MUST FEED SEELE THE SEA LION OR YE BE FED TOO EM'. NOW START PLUNDERING.
Couldnt resist posting something stupid.
Rapey Banana is back!
I've already coined him as Therapist Banana.
quiotu You spelled that wrong, mate. "The Rapist Banana", there ya go :P
Lenriak please quiotu his version is way better
mikillatja nah, "Therapist Banana" is too scared to admit what he is, "The Rapist Banana" has the balls to just straight up tell you what he is... and you wont be able to stop him on your own!
quiotu Psychotherapist Banana
I want to know the back-story of how evil dystopian Jesse lost his eye.
A messenger pigeon pecked it out...
Oh my god, 1:12 Look at cry
I just found these videos. I am dying from laughter.
o man that next episode... too good.
Jesse would love Hatred. It's tailor made for this line of thought. I'm hyped for it too.
I like how Jesse sits on a couch with his legs up in the air.
I love that Jessie thinks being a pirate is as easy as getting a boat and drawing up a flag design, his chubby butt would starve in a week XD
Looking at the Podcast Animated, one truly understands what a perfect choice Jesse was. So many great moments would be lost (like tears in rain yadayada) if Jesse wasn't on the show. TB brings the info and professionalism, Dodger brings the different perspective, food and cats, Jesse brings pain in your sides from laughing too fucking hard.
Jesse is my favorite one piece pirate.
1:11 A year later, and I realized that Jirard The Completionist is working for Jesse, and Cry is Jesse's pet/slave.
These are great, Jesse has the funniest moments.
Still watching, almost 3 years later. :)
I'm an ass in in real life, but in games I am soooooo nice.
I love how Jesse "Scared to death of sharks" Cox is going to be a pirate
It is time
This is the seal-yist thing I've seen all week
I love villans but I've always been a hero at heart
1:11 that Cry and Jirard LOL
That moment when Jesse references "Book of Eli."
I'm down for Jesse being the Gary Oldman of the apocalypse
Jesse Cox is my spirit animal.
I have no idea how Julian GD animates so well, so fast. It's mind-boggling.
''I love being a little asshole,It feels so great'' Jesse Cox
You could say they get the sealy of approval.
Jesse Cox, the original mad lad
0:23 that banana again XD
This is great.
This is what i love about Jessey's comedic style. it reminds me of Stephen Colbert. I'm pretty much the same way in real life, I act like an asshole to get a laugh and point out to people what not to be and make fun of douche bags, the funniest instances are when I meet guys that doesn't get the joke and actually think I'm serious. It really helps to sift through people quickly on who's worth knowing and who's not.lol :))
hopefully you've realized how not cool that is since then.
actually I never thought of that. if there r zombies living on a boat will probably be ur best bet. but it has to be a decently big one that can hold dirt seeds, tree, supplies. and of course water cleaner. for some reason. this give me cobfort.
Or in a remote part of Canada, where there's nothing but trees and snow for about 7 miles
Or in space
"I love being a little asshole, it feels so good." Jesse Cox -2014
Oh Jesse. You are an internet treasure trove of funny.
Alright, now I know what to do for the script of the Polaris movie.
Bow down before the mighty Jesse!
1:10 omfg Cry is his leather slave boy!
if Jesse went to jail it would be...bananas
*cue laugh track*
That is why Jesse's laugh sounds like Hamill's Joker laugh.
LMAO I love that Cry is the gimp.
People of RUclips we must all join Jesses pirate crew and take over the world
This speaks to me, as the person who will be good i told my friends i'm not the person to go to at the end, for I will be a canibal.
@ 1:11 I just realized is that a call back to the animated episode with Cry? lol
Jesse and Crendor= MasterBlaster of Bartertown.
Crendor is Blaster lol
XD God these never get old.
Jesse Cox the notorious pirate SkullBeard!
At 2:08 that gets my SEAL of approval
Captain red beard
I love it
Coming soon...
Jesse cox
You're sealy certified
1:44 So in the post-apocalypse Jesse will basically become Kenny from Walking Dead
Your from students know you more out of class than in-class way to go mr. Cox
Crendor fits a pirate so well
that's funny, there's all this drama surrounding most zombie games/tv shows, but in reality like Cox said you could get a take a boat and be perfectly safe
My friends told me that if the world ends with zombies, my codename is going to be Trip.
'' if it's the law that stops you from being ''evil'' you're not evil.''
I laughed way too much at Jesse throwing the old lady after helping her :p
I'm with u Jessie
jesse cox 2014 - shadow warior "what you gonne do when the world end?, you seach for bikini girls"
jesse if you read this just so you know I'm gonne keep commenting this every time I get reminded of it
DUDE HE SHOULD HAVE A PIRATE FLAG WITH A BEARD OF FLAMES, INSTEAD OF JUST A GINGER BEARD
I know who I'm going to assassinate when the apocalypse comes. All "Whaaa!!!" "Shnkt Shnkt" Ezio Style.
Will the real slim cox please stand up.
I repeat. Will the real slim cox please stand up, please stand up.
That’s a reference to Book of Eli
wow, they took out the funny parts of this conversation.
I love it when Jesse the villain~
As they say in the industry, "A great villain is the boss of the hero: literally, physically, and mentally!"
...Actually, I need to talk about that....
The Cox Pirates and their leader "Redbeard" Cox
When the world ends, I'm seeking out Jesse and joining his band. I hear evil henchmen have good career prospects.
jesse cox so funny lmao, underated too imo!
I literally can not agree with you more!!!
Sees Jesse and Jirard in awesome evil costumes: "Cool!"
Sees Cry in a gimp suit: "AUGH AUGH AUGH AUGH AUGH AUGH"
me and Jesse share the same thought wave with good and evil
omg pause at 2:01 that's adorable
Jessie, if the world were ending, I'd search for you, carrying the last bag of popcorn and a folding chair, just to watch you make good on those words.... and just a note; you steal mah popcorn, bruh, I'mma eat you. Beard and all!
I think Jessie forgets the gruesome ends all the villain reach in post apocalyptic movies and games. So the people are fucked up ether way. Unless they are the heroes.
Jesse is the iron bru of people
Lets never give jesse power of any sort
I can relate to Jesse
Do what you want cause a pirate is free
You are a pirate
YAR-HAR-FIDDLE-DEE-DEE
Benig a pirate is ok with me
Do what you want cause a pirate is free
You are a pirate
Better to rule in Hell than serve in Heaven, eh mr. Cox? :P
best yet xD
2:00 Wa-Seali (Wasili the sniper) XD
I would definitely join his pirate crew
Haha, Jesse with Cry on a leash.