And not the ones who shoot lazers thorugh their asses. Am i right? Duke is a buff dude and he doesnt even need aromur so he is better than some heroes.
i still play it from time to time. and duke 3d 20th aniversary. anyone with half a functioning brain knew DNF wont be as good as we wanted it to be. not after the development hell it went trough. it was a miracle we got a game at all. i was just happy to see The King back in action.
You're flat wrong. In Duke3D you did not EVER have to hide whilst fighting. Same for Doom, Quake, Wolfenstein 3D, etc. You had to dodge projectiles and ocassionally double back, but you were always on the offensive, and never had to literally go hide behind a wall to wait for your health to come back. You pushed forward. You had to explore. You had to think to stay alive.
That right there is the true FPS format. I can't list a single 90s FPS game where you would need to outright hide from enemies. Maybe dip behind a wall or corner after every attack to pick off the hassle enemies when you're low on health. But fights were something to look forward to, especially now in neo-90s FPS or sequels (Doom Eternal and Ultrakill specifically) where you need to kill to survive.
"Can we pretend like a replies in the night sky are like shooting stars,I could really use a wish right now." Duke nukem I think I've never played the games
Actually, the original version of Grabbag was written by Lee Jackson. Megadeth just made a cover of it. But their version is indeed very good. Shame it doesn't include of the notes.
I loved DNF and BFE and I don't care what anyone says, the Duke Nukem series is great for a laugh and enjoyable. I still remember when I went to a friends to play Halo and i turned to him about midway through the first level "Where can i find Armour Shards?" and he just gave me the biggest "WTF" look of all time... I still can't really get used to shielding replacing armour pickups...
Ways of fixing Forever's problems: 1. Improve the script to be funnier and more clever 2. Improve Duke's control to be faster and more fluid( in terms of duke's speed and precision) 3. Give the Guns more impact 4. Improve the animations 5. Remove the weapon limit 6. Make the levels less linear 7.ADD THE FUCKING JETPACK!!!!
***** It's better than COD, where if you stand out in the open for more than two seconds you get killed. Here, it allows you to get stronger, be a little bolder, which fits with Duke's tone. I prefer regular health systems, but they at least implemented the Ego meter with a sense of intelligence instead of just slapping a health regen into the game.
plus all the problems that came with it. But you know, you can still just play the older games. Plus I still enjoyed forever. I went into the game knowing what it went through, so I wasn't as disappointed.
@TheRealAxelFury You're right, it's unrealistic to carry 2 two-handed weapons on you at the same time. Can I ask you a question though. Is DNF any good? I've been getting mixed results all throughout youtube.
Can't believe there's a reference to my childhood heroes in this game... It's a shameless parody, but a good one. Their names are, I shit you not, Mary and Kate Holsom... Fuckin' brilliant...
ahem testing testing 1,2 1,2 "is this thing on" "ok". ahem "It's time to kick ass and Chew bubblegum...and im all outta gum" duke nukem just chews lead and spits napalm
Видеоклипы
"Wow that's a lot of words... Too bad I'm not reading em"
You alien bastards
You came from tik tok bruuh
@@leon-iv6qz wow that's a lot of words
@@Laplace7777 too bad im not readin em
@@Big-Business *guitar riff*
"I know what sex is, and I won't tell you" ~ Dukie Nukie
"im gonna hit the water with my tinkle this time" ~ duck nuckem
“My mom is taking me to toys r us” ~ Duke nukem
"I am not memorizing the multiplication table, I have a calculator and my ass is fat." ~ Duke Nukem
"Let's drop bombs on all enemy cities." ~ Nuke Dukem
"My Starbucks coffee was too hot, and my tongue got burned"
-Dick Kickem
"What you mean you are upset that cat got put down?"
"Pick it back up "
“If the show’s called invincible... Then why can I see it?”
-Duke Nukem
it took me 3 minutes to get it, im not proud of myself xd
whatup ojutai? hows the other elder dragons doing?
Invincible does not me invisible :)
@@anthonybarragan959 Whoosh.
There it goes. The joke. Over your head.
@@anthonybarragan959 "ummm ackhtually invincible doesnt mean invisible. try to learn the difference between these two words🤓"
''What do you mean you lost the baby... GO FIND IT!''
-Duke Nukem
"I'm already on another quest to find a stupid gas canister, go look for your stupid brat yourself!"
"I know Victoria's Secret, _and I won't tell you."_ -The King
If any game deserves a proper remake, it's this one.
Maybe a Doom x Duke Nukem crossover
@@Moixes22 That would actually be pretty badass.
@@Moixes22 no, duke nukem x doom x serious sam
If only id Software could get their hands on this…
@@Moixes22 ruclips.net/video/1FizzZZ4q4M/видео.html uh oh
“Misogyny? No my knee doesn’t need a massage right now, dumbass…” Duke Nukem (probably)
No he said that, i was there
69 likes don't ruin it
'' Kick gum and chew ass '' - Nuke Dukem
from the hit game nuke eternal, not to be confused with doom forever.
dick kickem
"I'm here to kick gum and chew ass, and I'm all outta ass" - Dick Kickem
god we need more heros like this in video games nowadays
And not the ones who shoot lazers thorugh their asses. Am i right? Duke is a buff dude and he doesnt even need aromur so he is better than some heroes.
@@ericjohns8522 My gramps was buff like him and same hair
@@GoldKingsMan so your grampa saved civillians from world war 2 like duke did?
@@ericjohns8522 Na he was a farmer and a School Principal,my other Gramps was rifle infantry but didn’t serve in any war.
yes
"I prefer a good cigar and a bad women."
Shake it baby. 💵👯♀️
"a women"
Duke wouldn't say that, he knows English 😂
You don't speak english
0:09"I'm here to make inflammatory statements on the internet"
0:09 "and turn my notifications off" 0:12
"My friend has a birthday party at Dave & Busters."
"I have now been banned from Dave & Busters."
"Here, have a fruit punch Gatorade. You'll need it for your blood loss."
If duke said that it would sound both badass and hilarious
That snare tone is monstrous
69 likes don't ruin it
it's such a bonk-y snare i love it
It’s Lars
game may have been a right disappointment, but this soundtrack is unironically absolutely fire
This is for the original DNF, the one showed off between 1998 and 2001
"What do you mean you lost the baby? Go find it."
*DRUM SOLO*
"I don't need bitches , bitches need me"
- Duke nukem
"Who is yourself? And why people want me to kill him?"
"im here to kick bubble gum and chew ass, and im all outta ass" - The Man
Hail to the king baby!
**racks shotgun**
I liked duke nukem forever some people think it sucks but i see it as the return of a legend and my childhood
+Thomas Gonzalez Hail To The King Baby!
8 years later and the game still sucks. I love Duke but forever? It's not a Duke game.
i still play it from time to time. and duke 3d 20th aniversary. anyone with half a functioning brain knew DNF wont be as good as we wanted it to be. not after the development hell it went trough. it was a miracle we got a game at all. i was just happy to see The King back in action.
damn these drums kick ass
"If I wanted to hear an asshole speak, i would have farted" -Duke Nukem
"I don't believe in road rage. If I don't like the way someone's driving, i pull up along side and say, 'I hope your children turn out poorly.'"
THE KING STILL LIVES!!!!!!
doom pfp detected, opinion respected
but are you alıve
@@tugrulgltekn9763 wow this comment was 10 years ago, i was 17 back then, im out here living my best life rn baby!
@@cliffordjrjohnson3383 yet the king still lives.
It's just a shame Gearbox had to shut down the awesome fan remake that was in the works...
Much appreciated. I'm so getting this game.
So, after 10 years, how's duke nukem forever?
@@slappa7377 I regret getting the game. Wasted potential.
@@KingKjellboy my man updated his opinion after 10 years. Lets gooooo
@@KingKjellboy dam didnt think you would reply but yeah, undoubtedly the worst game in the series for me
@@slappa7377 Just did it out of courtesy. Tho gotta admit it did feel strange answering to a question that's a decade old at this point. Heh. :p
It's time to kick ass and chew bubble gum....And I'm all outta gum
+Kamil Kubera Time to kick gum and chew ass... and I`m all outta ass.
Majou Nexian Assman Duke Nukem
***** Go ahead. Make my day
Kamil Kubera
Duke classics now discounted on GOG.com - till day after tomorrow. 90% off.
Majou Nexian Cool.
You're flat wrong. In Duke3D you did not EVER have to hide whilst fighting. Same for Doom, Quake, Wolfenstein 3D, etc. You had to dodge projectiles and ocassionally double back, but you were always on the offensive, and never had to literally go hide behind a wall to wait for your health to come back. You pushed forward. You had to explore. You had to think to stay alive.
preach brotha
That right there is the true FPS format. I can't list a single 90s FPS game where you would need to outright hide from enemies. Maybe dip behind a wall or corner after every attack to pick off the hassle enemies when you're low on health. But fights were something to look forward to, especially now in neo-90s FPS or sequels (Doom Eternal and Ultrakill specifically) where you need to kill to survive.
You kinda have to take cover when the battlelords and the pigcop tanks show up, or you'll get killed very easily.
Probably this version and the Megadeth version are my favs in my opinion, anyone else agree on me?
Listen to the manhatten project theme
Yea, this is better than the Megadeth version imo
позвони бабушке, ей будет приятно
"Can we pretend like a replies in the night sky are like shooting stars,I could really use a wish right now." Duke nukem I think I've never played the games
The three bad assess are postal dude,duke nukem doom guy
True story...
Long live the 90' :3
We need to get the Duke nukem rights from gearbox *Randy*
I've got baaaaalls of steel !
"Guys, please don't say "nipples"
"My mum checks my phone"
*Да я смотрю Малышариков! Какие-то вопросы?*
"I know what sex is, but I won't tell you"
Actually, the original version of Grabbag was written by Lee Jackson. Megadeth just made a cover of it. But their version is indeed very good. Shame it doesn't include of the notes.
Mmhhh
Just wiped
(ffffuusshhhhh)
_"Tomboys, Tomgirls..._
_What's the difference?"_
CLASSIC!!!
(guitar)
There’s only one thing in life
(guitar)
That’s the most important
(guitar)
It’s THE METS BABY COME ON HIT A HOME RUN
(guitar continues)
COME GET SOME.
"Have you seen my big man? Mate, he's big!"
Ay, Wolfy?
I agree. I also missed the puzzle elements and finding keys, health packs - challenge!
_"What is wrong with you? No, seriously. What the fuck is wrong with you?"_ *[long, akward silence]*
"you got any spare change?"
"Yes."
"But im not giving it to you."
Cool skelet is back
Damn teacher that's a lot of homework,
Too bad i aint doin it
"i shit myself....now it`s your problem" - Duke Nukem
Hail to the king, baby !!
this is great
I loved DNF and BFE and I don't care what anyone says, the Duke Nukem series is great for a laugh and enjoyable.
I still remember when I went to a friends to play Halo and i turned to him about midway through the first level "Where can i find Armour Shards?" and he just gave me the biggest "WTF" look of all time... I still can't really get used to shielding replacing armour pickups...
to be honest yeah armor pickups have to return in games, good thing doom 2016 and eternal still kept them
“I like my women like I like my coffee…
I don’t like coffee.”
-Duke nukem or smth idk
Come get some.
Nice sound dude .... !!!
"Why don'y ya just go home... this place ain't for rookies" -Duke Nukem (deleted voiceline)
1:08 “I had a bowl of breakfast cereal this morning”
“Turns out, it was actually Bush’s baked beans”
1:10
Say basement! ...The skeleton kissed you! HAHAHAHAHAHA!
Ways of fixing Forever's problems:
1. Improve the script to be funnier and more clever
2. Improve Duke's control to be faster and more fluid( in terms of duke's speed and precision)
3. Give the Guns more impact
4. Improve the animations
5. Remove the weapon limit
6. Make the levels less linear
7.ADD THE FUCKING JETPACK!!!!
TheGrayMysterious
Dont Forget
They need to remove that fucking auto regenerate health system
***** I got used to it. At least you can extend it by interacting with the environment, which I thought was a clever move.
No its bullshit why the fuck did they have auto regen health none of the older games had that it makes the game to easy & more of an casual game
***** It's better than COD, where if you stand out in the open for more than two seconds you get killed. Here, it allows you to get stronger, be a little bolder, which fits with Duke's tone. I prefer regular health systems, but they at least implemented the Ego meter with a sense of intelligence instead of just slapping a health regen into the game.
the game is shit
Duke nukem 3d is still better then it in every way.
una caña total
HAIL TO THE KING BABY
plus all the problems that came with it. But you know, you can still just play the older games. Plus I still enjoyed forever. I went into the game knowing what it went through, so I wasn't as disappointed.
I remember, I was decieved when I heard it was a remix of a remix. Then they make another one wich was much better.
What are you waiting for, Christmaas?
Nostalgia :(
if only duke nukem forever came out better.
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oh yeah =)
@TheRealAxelFury You're right, it's unrealistic to carry 2 two-handed weapons on you at the same time. Can I ask you a question though. Is DNF any good? I've been getting mixed results all throughout youtube.
"those aliens payed for buying a car I sold to them" -dork norkum
sounds like "episode 666" from in flames XD
8
At the abortion clinic:
What do you mean you lost the baby? Go find it
Can't believe there's a reference to my childhood heroes in this game...
It's a shameless parody, but a good one. Their names are, I shit you not, Mary and Kate Holsom... Fuckin' brilliant...
I have one question, and one question only;
**HAVE YOU SEEN MY BIG MAN?!**
Hail to the King, Baby
"what do you mean you lost the baby? Go find it."
Let's talk things out peacefully.
“nobody told me this had peanuts in it… QhuaaHQHQHAZCHayauuUaa”
Woah, that's alota words. *dun dun dun dun* to bad im not reading em. *drum solo*
Hail to the King babie!
"What do you mean you "lost the baby"? Go find it"
Wasn't shut down, but told they couldn't release it commercially. They can still release it for free though.
Come get some !
0:06 start
"Nobody told me this had peanuts in it"
Ho yeah hot fight
“I don’t need to memorize the multiplication table. I have a calculator and my ass is fat.”
It's time to kick some ass and chew bubble gum. And I'm all out of gum.
"estoy triste"
+ Dukem, simplemente no lo estés
Time to kickass and chew bubble gum, and I'm all outta gum - Duke Nukem
I'm Megadeth fan, I will play this Duke Nukem game any time soons
ahem testing testing 1,2 1,2 "is this thing on" "ok".
ahem "It's time to kick ass and Chew bubblegum...and im all outta gum"
duke nukem just chews lead and spits napalm
FUCKYEAH!!!
Fuck yeah , Im back baby !
Duke Nukem Terminator Style!!!! Fuck yeah! Hail to the one and only bad ass King!
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