@@richard-t3z Obviously Herschel has never seen the 2003 film "Underworld". Though to be fair, I'm not sure if that movie's plot contradicted some other previously established lore about the subject.
it's actually ok to have him in that position. It's a position where he pretty much can "do no harm". He could do a lot of harm in a position of actual power.
I still find it bizarre how American ambassadors are chosen, in literally every other country they are career diplomats and foreign service staff, in the USA it’s anyone with enough donations or loyalty (but not the teeniest amount of ability to serve in the actual cabinet)
The USPS is genuinely one of the only parts of the government that do their job right. In some parts of America, UPS and FEDEX don't deliver. They're an essential service.
The people affected will only relize that when they don't get their mail anymore/have to drive over an hour to get it. Well the huge mayority of them got what they voted for. The ones who don't live in totally isolated areas will cheer the step.
@@feelthejoyI see you're commenting on things you actually hold no real-world knowledge of, how embarrassing. But sure why not, who am I to tell a 3 1/2 foot tall Trans woman with a wooden leg what's real.
As a filthy Limey, it is legitimately blowing my mind. Visited the US dozens of times, worked alongside quite a few Americans, count some as good friends. The only people these ridiculous appointments are benefitting are those that want to see America fail. Practically every one of Trump's picks are about as far away from your nation's brightest and best as you can get.
Oh, he's just getting started. It's going to be twice the kakistocratic feces fest Trump's first administration was even with out Jared and Ivanka there. Liberal jeers not tears.
Trump met with Ted Netflix to discuss his idea for a series about a man who is on a sinking boat, and has to choose either electrocution or shark attack. And, in a twist nobody saw coming,the man is actually Hannibal Lecter! And Trump portrays him!
It will be much longer than 4 yrs. The damage done by ringmaster Trump & his clowns will be felt for decades, some of which you might not recover from. How did America loose its way? America once revered by most countries. Now a laughing stock. Even the enemy countries are stunned & laughing.
That Dunkin joke is perfect! I knew it was Scollins before the reveal, and it holds up just as well for the non-New England part of the country (most of it), as it does with the New Englanders. 😆
I like that this is back to just the monologue now! By the time this is released we’ve already watched the main clip (usually A Closer Look) the night before, so it makes sense. (Either release the monologue and the main segment first-hint hint, or just the monologue second.)
@@yesican4458 i think that's what they're hinting at, just give us the monologue and closer look/main segment (jokes seth can't tell, amber says what, etc) together the night of airing
USPS provides decent wages to hundreds of thousands of people. They only require a HS diploma. Government jobs such as these are essential to curb crime and government dependency.
If a journalist was willing to chance it, they could probably get a serious answer to the question, "can we expect you to announce an ambassador to Elbonia soon?". "Yes, I'm working very hard in making that big decision soon, like never before...."
Maybe Herschel can push some of their clean blue water over here in exchange for our dirty brown water. I thought he was going to help with the missile defense shield...he wasn't qualified for that?😂😂😂
The US doesn't need diplomacy with the Bahamas. This is a loyalty appointment. Almost every country does it. Someone puts their time in and they get a cushy diplomatic posting in an inconsequential, sunny locale. It's gross, but both parties have been doing it as long as I can remember.
@muleorastromule3491 Yes, but they can generally hold a fairly intelligent conversation. Have you ever heard Herschel Walker in a conversation or speak?
@@kathyd9324 Regan appointed a used car salesmen to Australia and Bush Jr. appointed a frat brother to Sweden and those are actual countries with strategic importance. Every now and then a politician promises to cut back on the number of donor appointments. Obama vowed to cut down 10% but, like all politicians, he couldn't shut off the money tap so that never happened.
correction: the study you referenced about teen drug use did ask about cocaine and found that 0.9% of high school seniors had used it in the past year, not 1/3.
CORRECTION: Mike Scollins is not a dirtbag. He is a patriot and a hero, one who is willing to write and then jump the shows joke grenades. This is not Mike Scollins, just a big Mike Scollins fan. #FreeScollins
Looks like that JC Penny will have to board up it's door. At least now it'll match all the other JC Penny stores across the nation that closed down years ago...
"Oh, do you not like clips that are metaphors?" - to be fair, the metaphor for what happened in the election was more than just a bicycle accident. The East Palestine, Ohio, train derailment that released toxic chemicals and noxious fumes would be more accurate.
A president that attacks The People (U.S.Citizens) and members of Congress directly is not a president deserving of an ounce of respect, one who you should follow or obey, and most certainly not one you should emulate.
@@melwin7777Thank you for the correction; I remembered it as being shorter, probably because I zoned out during any clips of Trump, or extended coverage of stupid journalists.
I thought a better Trump meets Netflix joke would be "Look forward to seeing Donald Trump's standup special, which he has agreed to do instead of being President." Of all the punchlines for the Herschel Walker to the Bahamas joke I didn't think you'd pick the one where everybody except Herschel Walker knows how many Bahamas there are and would therefore laugh.
Love Seth but hate his anti-Biden rhetoric; it’s tiresome how he ignores all the good Biden has done and is still doing. He seems to research all the news except for good Biden news.
CORRECTION: In the present perfect tense, the correct conjugation for the verb "drink" is drunk (i.e., they have DRUNK, not "have drank"). Your words matter, Seth. lol.
Aw, I wanted Herschel to be the ambassador to Transylvania, so he could mediate the vampire/werewolf war.
Herschel wants to know if you can be a vampire AND a werewolf
at the same time.
Politics = many little blood sucking creatures. So there's your vampires.
@@richard-t3z A werepire or a vamwolf ?
@@richard-t3z Obviously Herschel has never seen the 2003 film "Underworld". Though to be fair, I'm not sure if that movie's plot contradicted some other previously established lore about the subject.
@@richard-t3zSo Herschel goes both ways???
Said The Bahamas, "What did we do!!??!?"😂😂😂
🤣🤣🤣
I know, right.
You think the Greeks are happier??? Kimberly Guilfoyle isn't even famous!
@@handlaidtracksand3dprinted922 😂😂😂
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
To quote Charlie Brown "Good grief"
Or Frasier Crane "Oh Dear God !"
Comedians in the US are the only ones reporting the truth.
Wow repeat what you saw on another channel
The birth rate in The Bahamas is about to rise sharply at this time next year.
Shouldn't the person we send as ambassador at least know where the country is located?
@@rabbit251...only if he's paddling there himself 😂
Gonna be a lot of gonna be a lot of 12 month long pregnancies with that math
Yeah but the general IQ will drasticly sink.
And the IQ rate goes down
He’s not even qualified to be ambassador to bananas! 🤦🏻♂️
😂
it's actually ok to have him in that position. It's a position where he pretty much can "do no harm". He could do a lot of harm in a position of actual power.
@@S0ulinth3machin3
And the bananas know it. 🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌😁
neither is anyone else he appointed!
Make sure he takes his fake badge with him.
That was my first thought, too.
And the good air also
Walker puts the "ass" in ambASSador! 🤣
🤣🤣🤣
😂😂😂😂
I still find it bizarre how American ambassadors are chosen, in literally every other country they are career diplomats and foreign service staff, in the USA it’s anyone with enough donations or loyalty (but not the teeniest amount of ability to serve in the actual cabinet)
That seems to be the majority of picks for trump's cabinet, it's less about their credentials and more about being a bootlicker.
Well we are talking about murka. Oh, I do hope you're not one of them.
Another Sterling addition to Grumps television cabinet 😆 😅😂
Being S T U P I D used to be a hinder to any kind of career....... Rgr
Mussolini wanna be is giving away ambassadorship as a reward. Before this 💩 came into our political world, it was not like that 😢
The USPS is genuinely one of the only parts of the government that do their job right. In some parts of America, UPS and FEDEX don't deliver. They're an essential service.
But no billionaire gets money from it, so destroy it and let the suckers pay more for the same thing. It's called capitalism
The people affected will only relize that when they don't get their mail anymore/have to drive over an hour to get it. Well the huge mayority of them got what they voted for. The ones who don't live in totally isolated areas will cheer the step.
I mean, actual post offices are generally a huge clusterfuck, but that can probably be blamed on the clientele just as much as the workers
@@feelthejoyI see you're commenting on things you actually hold no real-world knowledge of, how embarrassing. But sure why not, who am I to tell a 3 1/2 foot tall Trans woman with a wooden leg what's real.
True
Has anyone tried singing the Oompa Loompa song around Trump just to see what happens?
They're all too busy gobbling down sweets
He will fall into the Chocolate River and drown.
@@The_Infamous_Boogyman Eating as much as an elephant eats?
😅
🤣🤣🤣🤣 that song would fit
At least Biden is healthy enough to ride a bike. Trump would crush a bike.
I have an 81 year-old friend that still rides a mountain bike strongly
Nope Felon Don only mounts porn stars and hookers.
Trump has never, and cannot, ride a bike.
I don't even think Trump could drive a car. He would just yell at people out the window and wonder why he has to wait behind anyone else
@@JohnDough-yr2zt Well come on, who would have taught him, his chauffeur?
Just when you think Trump's Administration couldn't be more of a joke.
As a filthy Limey, it is legitimately blowing my mind. Visited the US dozens of times, worked alongside quite a few Americans, count some as good friends.
The only people these ridiculous appointments are benefitting are those that want to see America fail. Practically every one of Trump's picks are about as far away from your nation's brightest and best as you can get.
Oh, he's just getting started. It's going to be twice the kakistocratic feces fest Trump's first administration was even with out Jared and Ivanka there. Liberal jeers not tears.
Get ready to repost that for a few years.
Come on man he won popular vote and electoral. You guys wanted this.
@@rebelaqua823 That would only be true if we were the guys who voted for him. Maybe you did but I didn't.
He can have the job if he can spell Ambassador
Or perhaps a new word very relevant to the incoming administration: "embarrass - ador"
😂
😂
And locate the Bahamas on a map.
He can have the job if he can spell “Herschel Walker”.
I thought Walker would be our National Director of Vampire safety
Head of the Department of Garlic Production.
🤣🤣🤣🤣
To protect vampires from werewolves, because you know, "A werewolf can kill a vampire."
Seth, I love your sarcasm!! All of us who will not bend the knee, need this content!😂
That Scollins Dunkin joke... 😂😂😂😂
"Love the prospect!"
Seth, you are a mad hatter's delight
Trump Nominates Herschel Walker as Ambassador to the Bahamas.....🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Sounds like an Onion headline
Trump met with Ted Netflix to discuss his idea for a series about a man who is on a sinking boat, and has to choose either electrocution or shark attack. And, in a twist nobody saw coming,the man is actually Hannibal Lecter! And Trump portrays him!
Ted Netflix - oh, that's good! I'm dying over here!
Ted Netflix - a big guy, a big strong guy folks, a big strong guy with tears in his eyes
@@h0lly_blue tears that are streaming on his service.
@@h0lly_blueand he said SIR, SIR we will make that documentary!
@HKGGweilo "because that's what they call me, they call me sir"
OMG “Stupid is as stupid does” a well-known quote from a 1994 movie
this is gonna be a longgg four years
It will be much longer than 4 yrs. The damage done by ringmaster Trump & his clowns will be felt for decades, some of which you might not recover from. How did America loose its way? America once revered by most countries. Now a laughing stock. Even the enemy countries are stunned & laughing.
That Dunkin joke is perfect! I knew it was Scollins before the reveal, and it holds up just as well for the non-New England part of the country (most of it), as it does with the New Englanders. 😆
Seth is a clown. What a wimp. You can tell he got bullied in school.
i'm gonna climb into my hermetically sealed, oxygenated life support capsule and i will see y'all in 2028.
god bless merrica!🎉🤦🎅
Unless the grids go down.
Love you Seth 😅
But why do you keep making fun of President Biden?
Circus Peanut 🥜 extravaganza in the Bahamas
He's just like "my cabinet is "trigger the Libs""
I can understand Hershel. He's one of the cronies and is now rewarded with a position where he can do the least harm
Next year's headlines: US at war with the Bahamas!
Finally, there's someone who can find out which fictional creature is the most popular in the Bahamas: Vampires or werewolves.
It´s OK, I´ve called Bahamas to notify them. Rgr
Nice, thanks for finally doing the monologue without tacking on the Closer Look that I had already watched!
Dunkin donuts is actually an international chain...
Seth at least President Biden can ride a bike, The Orange Guy can't. He'd nominate Herschel Walker to ride the bike for him.
Ugh, THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR GOING BACK TO THIS FORMAT!!!
I WANT MY MONOLOGUES AND MY CLOSER LOOKS SEPARATE BUT EQUAL 💞💞
Correction: Dunkin is, for better or for worse, not just a national chain, it is international.
Trudat. I bought coffee and green tea lattés from an outlet in Seoul.
I like that this is back to just the monologue now! By the time this is released we’ve already watched the main clip (usually A Closer Look) the night before, so it makes sense.
(Either release the monologue and the main segment first-hint hint, or just the monologue second.)
Some of us from other places in the world like it with the monologue and a closer look together.
@@yesican4458 i think that's what they're hinting at, just give us the monologue and closer look/main segment (jokes seth can't tell, amber says what, etc) together the night of airing
Just when I begin to hope some form of sanity in our country we get Hershel as an ambassador.
Seth, mate, I love you but stop criticising Biden
2:40 you don’t need to tell us Seth. We already knew.
🐾
Before he said it I thought „scollins“. The Netflix joke before also could’ve been in surprise inspections. What do you think Brian, Matt?
Everything is a Surprise Inspection now...😊❤
USPS provides decent wages to hundreds of thousands of people. They only require a HS diploma. Government jobs such as these are essential to curb crime and government dependency.
Well it could be worse…he could be a Senator.
We had a good run America.
Maybe now he can create the department of "men looking at women looking at social media in the Bahama" 😂
1/3 of high school seniors say that they have DRUNK alcohol, not have drank.
If a journalist was willing to chance it, they could probably get a serious answer to the question, "can we expect you to announce an ambassador to Elbonia soon?". "Yes, I'm working very hard in making that big decision soon, like never before...."
The guy with the orange hair, his wife, etc. and his goons should've been in jail already. 🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🚔🚔🚔🚔🚔🚔
Oh, gees. At least it will be warm.
Have drunk, not have drank. Sorry for being a jackal, but perfect tense verbs used incorrectly drive me crazy! Love you Seth.
Somewhere out there, Walker is having trouble finding someone to trade in his Hawaiian shirts for Bahaman ones.
The postal service is already privately run. It's regulated by Congress because it's in the constitution.
I've noticed since Trump explained what groceries are, the stores are very busy.
I seriously wouldn't be surprised if Herschel thinks Bahamas is some kind daqueri bottling company
I’d work on your usage of words before insulting a dumb man.
Maybe Herschel can push some of their clean blue water over here in exchange for our dirty brown water. I thought he was going to help with the missile defense shield...he wasn't qualified for that?😂😂😂
“Some late applause for cocaine” Lmfao! Seth is the best at what he does. No contest. National treasure in these times. 😂
I predicted Herschel Walker would get an appointment. Scott Baio and Hulk Hogan will be next on the list.
If the Bahamas accepts him, I will be appalled beyond belief. Surely, they can simply refuse to work with such a man.
Trump actually thinks Herschel Walker is diplomatic enough to be ambassador to the Bahamas, to represent the USA? God help us!
The US doesn't need diplomacy with the Bahamas. This is a loyalty appointment. Almost every country does it. Someone puts their time in and they get a cushy diplomatic posting in an inconsequential, sunny locale. It's gross, but both parties have been doing it as long as I can remember.
@muleorastromule3491 Yes, but they can generally hold a fairly intelligent conversation. Have you ever heard Herschel Walker in a conversation or speak?
@@kathyd9324 Regan appointed a used car salesmen to Australia and Bush Jr. appointed a frat brother to Sweden and those are actual countries with strategic importance.
Every now and then a politician promises to cut back on the number of donor appointments. Obama vowed to cut down 10% but, like all politicians, he couldn't shut off the money tap so that never happened.
2/3 of high-school seniors have are in a much more comfortable financial situation than I would've expected at that age ;D
It feels like it's been a decade since the Biden falling on bike clip originally happened. Sheesh.
Falling upstairs is so much better!
correction: the study you referenced about teen drug use did ask about cocaine and found that 0.9% of high school seniors had used it in the past year, not 1/3.
Herschel was supposed to be the Commander of the Iron Dome
2:03 "...they have drank alcohol..."
It's "have drunk." That's how you conjugate the verb-drink, drank, drunk. smdh istg...
Thanks, Miss Crabtree!"
Next up: Allen Weisselberg for Fed Chair
CORRECTION: Mike Scollins is not a dirtbag. He is a patriot and a hero, one who is willing to write and then jump the shows joke grenades.
This is not Mike Scollins, just a big Mike Scollins fan.
#FreeScollins
I don’t think I like this new picture of Trump they’re using. He looks more like an innocent old man and less like the maniacal villain that he is.
Herschel: "What that photographer say?"
Trump: "He said he's gotta focus."
Herschel: "Bofus?"
So he is giving consolation prizes to all his failed endorsements.
Ted Cruz nominated as Ambassador to Cancun
Mexico would refuse him.
The Trump impression is getting more and more unhinged by the episode. And I for one am very much here for it.
Still the Biden jokes are not funny .I trust our President
Thats such good news!... said no one
Hershey Highway Walker !
This must be a joke, and the joke is: The United States of America.
"Is the Prospect in yet?"😂😂
And that's where I was headed when Trump made Canada the 51st state. I just can't win.
I'm not kidding, I was doomscrolling and when I saw the Herschel Walker story I thought it was *_The Onion._*
CORRECTIONS: 2:05 "Have drunk," not "have drank." Present perfect tense, baby!
Dunkin (fka Dunkin Donuts) has been an international chain for DECADES.
But what about the my pillow guy?
How about ambassador to Myanmar?
Ambassador to Pillownia, a lovely meth delusional land with which Mike is already familiar.
Looks like that JC Penny will have to board up it's door. At least now it'll match all the other JC Penny stores across the nation that closed down years ago...
Herschel was wondering if he has to live at the Tommy Bahamas store, or can he drive home each night.
Walker!? WTF?Only war can come of this.
With The Bahamas? 😂😂😂 I guess no level of insanity is off the table.
With trump anything is possible. He will say he wanted to buy it but they wouldn't sell so we he had no choice but to go to war.
No sense of danger 😂😂😂😂
The Circle of Dumb continues.
Round and round and round.
"Oh, do you not like clips that are metaphors?" - to be fair, the metaphor for what happened in the election was more than just a bicycle accident. The East Palestine, Ohio, train derailment that released toxic chemicals and noxious fumes would be more accurate.
Oh, you mean the consequence of Trump canceling train safety regulations?
Agism. It’s not funny. It’s the most special form of bigotry. By special, I mean short bus.
A president that attacks The People (U.S.Citizens) and members of Congress directly is not a president deserving of an ounce of respect, one who you should follow or obey, and most certainly not one you should emulate.
Can he spell ambassador. Can he say ambassador wait he is the ambassador.
So, only the monologue. What do I now do with the 7 minutes I had reserved to rewatch A Closer Look?
The A Closer Look clip is 14:44 long so you’re going to need to allot some more time to watch that.
@@melwin7777Thank you for the correction; I remembered it as being shorter, probably because I zoned out during any clips of Trump, or extended coverage of stupid journalists.
Bruh. We get it. Biden is old. Move tf on already
I thought a better Trump meets Netflix joke would be "Look forward to seeing Donald Trump's standup special, which he has agreed to do instead of being President."
Of all the punchlines for the Herschel Walker to the Bahamas joke I didn't think you'd pick the one where everybody except Herschel Walker knows how many Bahamas there are and would therefore laugh.
CORRECTION
@ 2:03 it’s “have drunk” not “have drank”
Just use "imbibed". You can't go wrong.
I was literally saying “Scollins wrote this”..while he confirmed it..he nasty 😏😆😆🤟🏽💙
Love Seth but hate his anti-Biden rhetoric; it’s tiresome how he ignores all the good Biden has done and is still doing. He seems to research all the news except for good Biden news.
It's a bold move, Cotton. Let's see how it works out for him.
how much is Trump charging for the jobs He is handing out ??
CORRECTION: Biden was 79 when he fell of his bike.
And he still cycles ... What a guy
@ Grandpa Joe can keep biking after he leaves office
CORRECTION: In the present perfect tense, the correct conjugation for the verb "drink" is drunk (i.e., they have DRUNK, not "have drank"). Your words matter, Seth. lol.
0:21 Biden turned 82 last month on the 20th.
Glad I canceled netflix years ago. 😂
Trump's bold "Yes Republicans are idiots, so?" strategy.