We Read Chat's Confessions
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- Опубликовано: 7 фев 2025
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Bao: confess your sins
Chat:(pull out massive list) alright
ik im ashamed to be a baoble buddy after this
Do you know what else is massive?
@justmynameandnothing.8477 noeh
@@justmynameandnothing.8477 MY MOM-
Ironically Bao's fanbase are pretty normal only Pyro Pups outranked them.
Demonites and Noombas concern me...
"I prefer to be on my back." Yes we know, pillow princess Bao.
What (if anything) has she said about being face-down? 🤔😏
@@warsmith246 I think I remember a clip with cotton where she got way to excited to do doggy like a puppy confessing about their favorite thing
Pyro Pups had some of the more tame confessions, it wasn’t hard to tell when a confession was from one of us
They were more tame but often more edgy, what actually suits Pyro Pups of Hellhound.
We are the higher echelon of the communities. Bao’s and Numi’s are just hear me outs. Lucy’s are generally just illegal.
There is tame ones but then there also stabbing someone with a pencil lol
@@chunkycat1649ehh it's not that bad tbh. Sometimes you must go little stabby stabby with pencil.
@@chunkycat1649 Compared to the Noombas and Demonites that was tame af.
Chat all living their main character arcs and anime moments
That first Pyro pup in this clip has been watching too much John Wick.
I was NOT expecting that ending.
💀
Speaking of ending, what's that outro song?
Numi, continuously batting for ice cube guy, had me rolling man. Only she would think in such a way. She truly is the cutest dork ever.
Bauble buddies - most degen.
Noombas - saddest
Demonites - most violent
Pyro Pups - Wild Card
Pyro pups, just throw some dice. You don't know what the hell you're gonna get.
@@aaronburdon221 you either get a actual dog or a mix between demonite and god knows what else
Noomba & demonite here, i fear to get on a pyro pups bad side but ahhh yea.
@@M4TTYN Yeah. You'll either get something that is cute and harmless when its angry, something that will summon the hellhound council to break down your wall, something truly horrible, or pure chaos and unpredictable incarnate.
As soon as the Grandma Naked confession came up, I thought in my head that scene from Family Fued.
“Name something a burglar would not want to see when he breaks into a house”
*buzzer* “Rob!”
“NAKED GRANDMA!!”
“Nake-huh!?”
The other contestant: “I wouldn’t wanna see that either.”
*_NEKKID GRAMMAWW!_*
Bao is a true yandere, willing to fart on numi's face to eliminate the competition and so happy when chat chose her. Even if it throw her friends under the bus. Isn't that cute
Bao always on her back. Also Bao : WHAT DO MEAN PILLOW PRINCESS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*And this is why we’re 100% anon online. Chat is wild* 😅
As a pyro pup I can agree with Sinder. We are like little dumb puppers who need an adult.
Noomba and demonite, sure we got lucy cause numi.... yea but we love her! lol
The editor absolutely COOKED with this one.
Demonites
Boa boa buddies
Pyro pups
And noombas
"Long ago, the four nations lived in harmony-"
I guess the Pyro pups would be the ones attacking.
Racist
i can move between two of them! i'd want to hear lucy go nya! and ah.... dodge that "seiso girl" and her boogers lol
also risk it to rizz bao 😳😳
As someone who lives with family members who don't care if they are naked or not, no one would put a blush emoji unless they like it
The most shocking thing about this is how "normal" Baobble Buddies are.
they aren't normal just predictable.
"I'm an empath" is so Numi
I find it cute how Numi thinks the best of her noombas and treats them like children. She wouldn’t want them to be naughty. Sinder thinks her pyro pups are innocent. Demonites are usually EXTREMELY INTERESTING. And we all know the horrendous confessions belong to the Baobble Buddies.
Amazing confessions for Christmas, I hope for more like this where we can accuse everyone of their dark souls!!
Also, WHOEVER EDITTED THIS IS A GOD. AMAZING SMOOTH WORK OMG.
"Why would you want a seagull, they're loud and eat all your food"
No that's children
The correct answer is all of the above
0:05 seconds into the video and I already see an inflated Bao 😢
Technically its just mega-fat bao
The choices made to represent each were certainly made with intent.
That or Sinder held the editor at gun point.
I really wish I hadn't
We stan a Big Blubbery Whale.
Also occasionally a Big Blueberry Whale.
Thumbnail: Naked Grandma!
Me: Nake- HUH?
I wouldn’t want to see that either.
*ding*
WOOO! GRANDMA!
5:29 Totally knew that was a Noomba; chat reflects the streamer, and Numi loves inanimate objects.
Pyrocynical ending is downright hilarious.
O:19 Bao: I don't want to read
Baobble Buddies: That's our pillow princess🤣
in so proud that lucy has finally made some friends recently
The anime fart thing makes sense for the Baobble Buddies. Same streamer who lost NNN to a doorknob btw… and the yapdollar now that I think about it
The edit of a Noomba sliming up a chair was wild and hilarious also oh no I'm a Bao fan... I like to try to catch pigeons too😭 Jarvis get the goon chair ready
I’m amazed that Noombas are much more down bad than Numi herself.
"Who shnited my pant?" - Bao 2025
4:46 “have you heard of the famous table-kun?” I audibly laughed and saying “oh no.”
Dude this editor is full of savage energy it always goes too far and knows no bounds, it always challenges human creativity at every turn
Numi 100% got some ice cubes after they finished.
I always think about Bao having a bird off with a parrot 😂
And winning
Imagine a Valentines Day themed confession
14:22 Nikke Shop BGM, Cosmograph 🤙🏻
AIN'T NO WAY PYROCINICAL CATCHING STRAYS LIKE THAT
I think Bao farting in someone's face counts as attempted murder
Or self defense, considering there's a good chance the target deliberately stuck their head down there.
@@DistractedGlobeGuy They must have no self-preservation instinct to go anywhere near her ass
Further evidence that chat reflects the streamer.
YES! The sequel I've been waiting for!
The timing of that first confession.... yeah....
(remembers numi's vid on clippers)
This is my favorite Avengers lineup.
5:31 fear and hunger sfx spotted
"Why do you keep eating if you keep throwing up"
Me who has done that with cheesecake before: Some things are just too good....
The editing on this was super good.
Also idk how long numi has been using this model but it looks super nice, something about the way the eyes are is pretty
The second i heard Code Geass i knew where it was going…
12:52 - This is literally a Kids in the Hall sketch.
Man with using the corners and chairs, I feel ya man, I do too
How back can these confessions be?
*watches whole video*
0:06 what a line up of images 😅😂
0:50 bold of YOU of all people to be assuming
when my dad was on chemo for colon cancer 14 years ago my grandma came to help around the house. well a family friend said they would drive me to sit with my dad for his treatment but I didn't go to the doctors appointment before. anyway when I was leaving I went to tell my grandma and I nocked on the door causing it to swing open revealing her sitting naked in her chair screaming hysterically. I told that story to my dad and he nearly pissed himself laughing sitting in that chemo chair. my grandma passed last year of dementia and the last two years of her life were rough and I had to quit my job to help take care of her, but those stupid silly stories are the ones you remember when they are gone.
I need to see Sinder and Numi's PoV on this! I can't with these confessions and surprisingly quite a few Bao ones too...
I get the feeling the editor really likes Persona 5 for some reason
Singers community is just chill and nice
10:55 schlatt watcher found
Of course the Boa Berry returns
I tell you what man. For every 10 followers of Lucy, Sinder, Numi & Bao who are as holy & sainted like the Holy Spirit themselves, *there's a select couple that are just beyond blirsed asf.*
Seeing these incredibly unhinged & totally wild confessions is an incredible feat of confidence indeed. 😂😅
One of the best collabs
“I think it’d be fun to switch between male and female bodies” the speed at which I yelled out “okay egg”
The editor did really well this video
7:48 relatable
That Gojo edit was uncalled for🤣
This was a crossover I wasn’t expecting, a water girl, a hellhound with a good heart, a purple haired half demon and a demoness with chaotic aura. What could possibly go wrong?
6:48 Oh my, you CAUSED this, or really got their gears.
10:02 honestly, I’ve wanted to do that, be hilarious.
this was a really funny collab idea I love it
Am i outting myself here by realizing the art at the start with everyones eyes was from the "Shewolf" cover.
Yes this video did indeed make me chuckle, and puff a little air out of my nostrils.
WTH!? THE MECHANICAL PENCIL STAB! THAT HAPPENED AT MY SCHOOL! EVERYONE AT RECESS WAS LIKE "YO! WHO GOT STABBED? CAN I SEE? IS HE OKAY? IS HE GONNA GET LEAD POISONING!?" the last part came from some people that understandably didn't realize that pencil lead wasn't lead
All this video proves is that boa has the sanest community because she is too weird for crazy people and scares them off and normal people enjoy the novelty.
PS I do love your content boa. I just felt left out not roasting you like the rest of your community does every 5 minutes.
That was an interesting confession video, some people need help, but overall it was a fun experience
I still demand the BaoHeart emote for youtube
I find it funny how Bao didn't include her most wild lore drop
12:16 this is very, very relatable.
2:27 that pause
Phew. Thank god I missed out on submitting for this one. God didn't need to cry. This time.
To that Demonite who pretended to kill themselves. Ay yo, we got the same mindset. I almost got into the exact same scenario but with several people in my class in college.
I was renting a room near my college at the time and I simply packed everything, told the landlord to say I have been gone for a month, and I just went back home to my parents house for a couple of days staying fully offline.
I looked at my Whatsapp to see a bunch of people including those I am acquainted with in class giving condolences message to my numbers. I got back to class and the face of those that saw me will be remembered till the end of time.
7:42 kinda real tbh
Wasn't expecting the Pyrocynical discovery of Bao circa 2025
Honestly, I still look back to that time of the piss stained pants, and me as well as my brother still laugh about it to this day
8:25 The scream of a disappointed mother..
not gonna lie noombas are rather easy - but bao and lucy - they are both the same form of degen...
The text at 14:10 wtf
The editor wants controversy
Right after i saw this video in my recommended feed i also noticed that Nyanners and Ironmouse also uploaded their own two confession videos. So within a span of 4 hours, 3 different vtubers released a chat confessional video. I can't tell if this was somehow coordinated or just a massive coincidence. Either way it doesn't really matter (i wanna make it clear that i'm not pointing fingers at anyone or making claims/accusations of any kind) i just find it very funny.
5:29 I was so confident it would be a Bao viewer 😭
7:18 Okay fair, honestly. Have you been to the DMV? You would have to literally kill me to take my place in line.
Is it just me or is the pencil stabbing one relatable
I never thought I'd hear of something like "breedable furniture " but here we are.
7:44 holy shit SAME!!!
12:46 looks like the late Matthew Perry was a fan of Sinder’s.
The ending 🤌
0:08 Bao’s face 😂😂
What’s the outro music? At 15:50
It's "all silent souls can sing" from the Wuthering waves 2.0 official trailer
Grand Feast Daydream
@@calamityknyte oh yeah I didn't know what it was called, so thanks for correcting me
@Kyonta_Lerry No problem
Honestly, I only found the name the first time when I looked up 'Wuwa annapantsu'
love how all the pyropup confessions are all so dog coded.
3:30
As aomeone from the UK this man is a complementary britishman.
16:02-i've heard of a HumpBack Whale but this is StayBack Whale
That last clip is wild omg 🤣
0:06 4 horsemen of the apocalypse aah.
I'm waiting for the day I catch one of these streams in action so that I can tell the world of my atrocities. One in particular that I've actually felt guilty for for a long time.
9:47 I dunno about calling it a silly joke but its definitely appropriate.
Bet she'll think twice the next time she's even considering saying some dumb sh*t like that.
4:12 Based Lucy quote 😅