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4:49 this one had me dead lol😂🤣🤣 and 7:11 “well, we’ll, well, it’s the Brothers Grim, Smashed, Broken and Sunk” lol 7:20 “Call your self a car? Your a disgrace to the road, find yourself a scrapyard” lol
Considering that Thomas is only one year younger than Toby and 6 years older than Gordon (going off his real-life E2 counterpart), Thomas would have had plenty of time to come up with retorts and insults considering all the ones he must have received over the decades.
@@jakebello7988 Since Alec Baldwin was narrating it and his affiliation with Hollywood, I think the change was made to avoid the class system the message possibly could have given (i.e. A Hollywood actor calling a hardworking member of society (Percy) a "peasant".) After listening to the UK dub, I kinda wish Baldwin went through with saying it back then.
1:28 The funniest part about this roast is that there actually was a British steam engine nicknamed the Galloping Sausage and it was a very unsuccessful engine. So any engine being called a Galloping Sausage is an automatic insult. The fact that Awdry himself came up with that truly shows the hidden attention to detail he put in his stories.
Rev Awdry has said you're not just writing for kids but, for the parents who have to read these stories over and over again. He made the show and the books for everyone, not just children.
You forgot this roast: Percy: Alright then....Arlesdale End. Toby: That's my home! Percy: That's why I like it. Especially when you're there and not here. Toby: D:
5:33: I know people say Sir Topham Hatt is not one to resort to having train engines be scrapped, but can you imagine him nowadays saying stuff like this?
It's these insults and roasts that made me glad I grew up with these series. They remind me that no matter how kind and nice I am, I won't get along with everyone I meet, made me have tougher skin and helped me learn to have a laugh when I am getting teased with family, friends and coworkers.
@@HPSmugscraft no wonder why he's barely at Tidmouth sheds in seasons 3-7 instead it's usually Toby or Duck who probably find this shit entertaining as fuck 😂
James: What dirty objects! Toby: James, Why are you red? James: I'm a really splended, ready for anything, you'll never see my paint dirty! Toby: Oh! That's why you once needed bootlaces... To be ready I suppose!
7:30 Thomas: why James?! I’m the one who needs a new coat, look at me! James: I’d rather not, you’re not a pleasant sight and wouldn’t understand the needs of a really important engine. Damn james 💀
I love the fact that despite being a show from the 80's most of these have aged like fine wine and are such hilariously good insults. Thomas: "Why James? _I'm_ the one that needs a new coat, look at me!" James: "I'd rather not, you're not a pleasant sight."
You really should’ve added this: James: Did you lose your way Gordon? Gordon: No, it was lost for me I was switched off the mainline and onto the loop, and I had to go all around and back again James: Perhaps it was *INSTINCT*
8:58 "well gordon" the fat controler said. "You wanted to show salty thing or to and you've certanily done that, you've shown him how silly it is to ignore go slow signs"
Henry: Well well well, did you like the water? Percy: No Henry: I am surprised, you need more determination Percy! Water is nothing to an engine, you know! You might like it better next time.
7:24- lmao, George, u didn't have to end her like that. Calling her a disgrace is one thing, but telling her to find a scrap yard is a whole nother thing.
@@sharkythegw7843 That’s up there with Plankton telling that kid’s father’s grandmother, “Someone should put you in a box floatin’ down the river, grandma!”
4:28 Guys, if this wasn't a kid's show, we all know what Duck *really* would've said. (BTW, this is an awesome Thomas & Friends video. Seriously, the roasts in this show are even more legendary than those in SpongeBob.)
It's not like that. What Duck's saying is more in the vein of an "(x) yourself" retort, throwing the offending insult right back at the offender. Same as Gordon saying "Hurry up, you" and Thomas saying "Hurry yourself!"
@@Planefan1000 Ah, that makes sense. Still...I _do_ like to think that the engines of Sodor are a bit _salty_ behind the scenes. (Not that they aren't, _especially_ in season 5!)
Sir Handle: What a small shed! This won't do at all, I'm much to smart for this old shack! Peter Sam: I think it's nice. Sir Handle: Huh! What's that rubbish!?
I never noticed how brutal these were or that they existed at all as a little kid. Like when Thomas said "Just look at me" and James replied with "I'd rather not", I felt that. Also the fact that these guys fat shamed Henry and Gordon was kinda random but I loved it
Poor Henry feels like such a common target 😂 "You're too fat you need exercise" "My My henry I'm sure you got some fishy tales to tell" "If you can't push cars properly henry why don't you go talk to the trees" And my favorite "Engines with proper funnels do you only got a small one" 😂
Forgot this one: James:did you lose your way gordon? Gordon:no it was lost for me I was switched off the mainline onto the loop I had to go all around and back again James:Perhaps it was *INSTINCT* Me:OHHHHHH GORDON JUST GOT BURNED
James: Edward's so impossible! He clanks about like a lot of old iron, and he's so slow that he makes us wait. Percy: Old iron, slow!? Thomas: Why, Edward could beat you in a race any day! James: Really? I should like to see him do it!
It's the pause that gets it for me...because Sir Handel delivered that line so well, George will require more than an "F" in the chat...too bad no one's going to give him more than that. 🤣
D261: Not bad, I've seen worse, at least your all clean! D261: It's not your fault, your controller should scrap you and get engines like me! A drop of oil, a touch on the starter and I'm off, no bother no waiting, they have fuss about for hours until your ready!
Other kids’ shows: YAY WE’RE ALL CONSTANTLY HAPPY FOR NO REASON! FRIENDSHIP AND KINDNESS ARE THE SOLUTIONS TO EVERYTHING! Thomas the Tank Engine: Hello, fatface!
Duck: I’m Great Western, and I’m-- Donald: Quack quack quack! Duck: What? Donald: You heard, quack quack you go, sounds like you’re an egg lay. Now whis can let an engine sleep. Duck: Quack yourself! 🤬 It’s the first time I have ever heard that line. Lol 😂
Thomas’ double take when Henry says he’s the only danger on the rails in “Something In The Air” is something I never recognized as a kid, but now that I’m an adult it’s so funny. 😆
but gordon tricked them gordon ran until he found himself behind those two,he pushed them he GAINED speed bill or ben gained so much speed they derailed
Damn, this series (the model series ) gives me nostalgia vibes. Since i had servre Autism, this series was so relaxing and gentle to watch when i was a little girl but these insults are probably the best in any show ever!
(9:10) Thomas: "You look good enough to eat!" James: "Pudding, Percy?" Henry: "Chocolate on wheels?" Gordon: "DISHgraceful." Not sure why that last one slayed me.
This aspect made Thomas & Friends more "mature" as a kids show which made it stand out to me as kid. As they're essentially coworkers or college students giving eachother sass while still being friends!
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Why the break coach faccing the worng way
I love how everyone is roasting each other, and Edward is probably just like:
"I live with these people....."
No wonder he left Tidmouth for Philip of all characters in Season 21.
@@oliverfan72 DONt MEntIoN THaT EPisODe
-every Edward stan
@@Killdane yup!
Edward lives for the chaos in Tidmouth
@@oliverfan72 Edward Fans: Say that again! Say! That! Again! I dare you! I double dare you!
I never realized how unironically funny thomas was
4:49 this one had me dead lol😂🤣🤣 and 7:11 “well, we’ll, well, it’s the Brothers Grim, Smashed, Broken and Sunk” lol 7:20 “Call your self a car? Your a disgrace to the road, find yourself a scrapyard” lol
My mom used to crack up at the “Percy was speechless” from thomas percy and the dragon
Considering that Thomas is only one year younger than Toby and 6 years older than Gordon (going off his real-life E2 counterpart), Thomas would have had plenty of time to come up with retorts and insults considering all the ones he must have received over the decades.
And who says TTTE is for babies? That's bullshit.
@@mr.vorrnyvorrn2516 THATS WHAT IM SAYING!
9:32 Gordon: “peasant”
Percy: “yes I am pleasant” still sends me to this day.
The US dub changes it to:
Gordon - “But he’s filthy!”
Percy - “But I clean up nice!”
…for some reason
@@jakebello7988 Probably to not offend any rural residents.
@@garrettsmith2776 Dear Britt Allcroft, as a member of the peasant community...
@@jakebello7988 Since Alec Baldwin was narrating it and his affiliation with Hollywood, I think the change was made to avoid the class system the message possibly could have given (i.e. A Hollywood actor calling a hardworking member of society (Percy) a "peasant".) After listening to the UK dub, I kinda wish Baldwin went through with saying it back then.
@@jakebello7988 percy: I clean my act
1:28 The funniest part about this roast is that there actually was a British steam engine nicknamed the Galloping Sausage and it was a very unsuccessful engine. So any engine being called a Galloping Sausage is an automatic insult. The fact that Awdry himself came up with that truly shows the hidden attention to detail he put in his stories.
maybe because gordon is actually the galloping sausage
quick get fryingxpan REEEEady
The engine was the LNER W1, also nicknamed “Hush Hush”
@@jakebello7988 Holy crap this whole time I thought its name was Hush Hush, I had no idea that was a nickname
@@jakebello7988that is Correct
@@JamieTheGamieLNER W1's Real name's British Enterprise
Edward never says a word.
He's probably like "Kids nowadays"
Makes sense. He's been around since the 19th century
“This is what I have to live with”
‘Jumping Jobi Wood’
Edward: nO i AiNt GoInG oN tHAt Sh*t AgAiN
5:15
Sir Handel: "I didn't think-"
Sir Toppham: "you never do."
This one was actually funny
For a children's show, I never realized how often the trains were roasting each other
Rev Awdry has said you're not just writing for kids but, for the parents who have to read these stories over and over again. He made the show and the books for everyone, not just children.
0:27 “You’re too fat you need exercise!”
The funniest part about that insult is how the heck Thomas expects Henry to exercise?! 🤣
By pulling some empty trucks and empty coaches? 🤨
I can see it now... ***s k i n n y*** Henry.
Maybe he wants Henry to pull his heavy trucks for him while he takes a rest
Henry: Please! I’m fat? You’re the one with the extended side tanks, if anyone’s fat, it’s you.
@@tonybusch8771 Thomas: Uhh...I'm not fat! I'm *T H I C C.*
Henry: Did you know that "thicc" is the African word for "fat"?
Thomas: ...
"Engines don't wear scarves." "Engines with proper funnels do." Replied Percy, "You've only got a small one."
Pingas
Henree haz smol pp
@geary Gordon has wide pp
That's what she said
@@hazyhope._. especially s25 Gordon he got a cauldron for a funnel
9:14
Other engines: *comes up with a funny joke*
Gordon: D I S G R A C E F U L
James:D I S G U S T I N G
Thomas: joking insult
Henry: original insult
Gordon: catchphrase insult
James: stupid joke
@@MEAGABOI1269 Henry: D I S P I C A B L E
Thomas: *calls Percy a snack*
Henry and James: *make puns*
Gordon: you should scrap yourself NOW
You forgot this roast:
Percy: Alright then....Arlesdale End.
Toby: That's my home!
Percy: That's why I like it. Especially when you're there and not here.
Toby: D:
I missed a lot of roasts. I plan to make a part 2 to this video at some point.
@@sharkythegw7843 Thinking about it, you also forgot "fatface"
ROASTED!
Still the hottest roast in the entire series
Hands down one of the most savage.
1:25 My man is facing getting kicked off the mainline and the only thought on his mind is “Damn it! Why didn’t I think of that first?!”
Duck is a total savage lol
That's S2 Duck for you. A great character study honestly.
Thinking of the important things here, isnt he?
That’s why Duck is the best character ngl
"Tunnels are *_NOT_* dance floors, and you are not a pop star!"
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
I still cant get over the camera just shifting upwards to show his funnel
5:33: I know people say Sir Topham Hatt is not one to resort to having train engines be scrapped, but can you imagine him nowadays saying stuff like this?
-"Well,Well,Well Look the brothers Grimm, Smashed,Broken and sunk"
Classic Underrated Thomas Line
They deserve it actually
@@Jothomas214 Yeah they did. They were acting like major (You know what to) to the engines.
“What’s this lump of steaming scrap iron?”
-Percy
One of my favorites lol
Peter Sam: Why didn't you warn me?
Sir Handel: I didn't think
Sir Topphat: You never do
Lamo, shit is just perfect
Lamo your right
Fat crontoller roasted sir Handel Xd
@@SonicsOfClubPenguin hes gangsta until he sends him to where he sent sir handel
Sir Topham Hatt: You can start while you’re doing Peter Sam’s work, as well as your own.
People at MATTEL in a nutshell.
It's these insults and roasts that made me glad I grew up with these series.
They remind me that no matter how kind and nice I am, I won't get along with everyone I meet, made me have tougher skin and helped me learn to have a laugh when I am getting teased with family, friends and coworkers.
In short, this show is LIFE.
Or rather, was LIFE.
Really, I apparently watched this show when I was little and all I remember is Thomas Comes to Breakfast.
@@gothnerd887 that episode scared the crap out of me when i was like 3 or something
Same here actually… I already know not everyone will like me so I don’t bother getting offended if they don’t.
Same here, though sarcasm wasn’t really used around me a lot.
Children shows today: NOOOO U CAN'T CALL HIM A BULLY HE'S MISUNDERSTOOD
Thomas season 1:
Idk. Alot of them are more wacky and zany. Unless you're talking about baby shows.
@@neonfroot Yeah a lot of them today appear to have taken cues from a certain reverend and his son
See back then it wasn't always "Happy" and "Joyful" it felt more realistic.
@@SoraFan23I know.
7:19 I'M HOWLING WITH LAUGHTER "CALL YOURSELF A CAR YOU'RE A DISGRACE TO THE ROAD"
FIND YOUR SELF A SCRAP YARD
How must Edward feel at being the only one of his friends that isn't in the mood of fighting 24/7?
Edward is the chill old bro.
@@HPSmugscraft no wonder why he's barely at Tidmouth sheds in seasons 3-7 instead it's usually Toby or Duck who probably find this shit entertaining as fuck 😂
@@LegendaryCaptainToby lives for that stuff.
3:57 Damn Percy you didn’t have to do Henry that . 😂😂😂
As an adult, I finally understand the joke 😂
lol if percy is face to face view hes probably dead from so much scare from henry's face alone
@@hackerman203 Pretty sure that he wouldn’t be scared, since that he sees his friends faces daily
what about sir duncan?
That was straight up a penis joke
1:30 Gordon was so pissed he strained his muscles and got a lazy eye
7:30 Thomas: Why James? I'm the one who needs a new coat! Look at me.
James: I'd rather not... 🤣
One of the funniest insults in the whole series.
James is likely the most savage of the series, when it's not either Henry or Gordon taking up the next spot for the best roasts
Your color's nice, James. Pity about your face though.
Same episode, by the way.
@@corgisdie1028 😂😂😂
@@corgisdie1028 loool it’s at 7:50 btw, Bill and Ben, and the trucks have some of the best roasts
*meanwhile in the distance *
Edward The Blue Engine: ._. Jesus christ........
"I live with these people...."
‘And I live with these engines,’ he thinks.
5:42 "I shall cut you down to size"
The Fat Controller was going to neuter Duncan if he didn't behave
It's a pretty fucked up threat when you stop to think about it 😂
How racist to a Scottish train
he's just like ''I will literally remove the support to your basic functions and make it harder to exist properly. Behave.''
lmao
DANG, that is so dark 😂
7:10 my favourite one. Pure gold
4:58 is also gold lol😂🤣🤣
James: What dirty objects!
Toby: James, Why are you red?
James: I'm a really splended, ready for anything, you'll never see my paint dirty!
Toby: Oh! That's why you once needed bootlaces... To be ready I suppose!
That’s Toby for you; a neutral agent of chaos always waiting to strike.
Narrorator: James went Redder than ever than SNORTED off!
nah George basically telling Caroline to kill herself at 7:18 is the best insult in Thomas' history
When you think about it, it's basically telling someone to commit suicide...which isn't very funny at all...🙁🙁😔😔
@@erintwomey3846 🤓
☠
Bro used the “kys” term around 2 decades before it was popular
Jesus Christ
The exchange between George and Sir Handel was legendary. George Carlin’s delivery was perfectly timed!
"Actually, Im better. Goodbye!"
Love George Carlin's narration.
0:26 Damn, Thomas. You roasting, savage, punk.
Thomas: EXCUSE ME?! 😡😡😡😡😡
@@tonybusch8771 new friend : gordon not really nice for thomas 😤😤😤😤😤
@@princessnewfriendtheloveai3028, Yeah, I Know, Right? I mean, The Nerve of that Big Blue Bully! 😤😠😡🤬
Lol
SILENCE(breaks every single glass in existence in sodor)
7:30
Thomas: why James?! I’m the one who needs a new coat, look at me!
James: I’d rather not, you’re not a pleasant sight and wouldn’t understand the needs of a really important engine.
Damn james 💀
I love how Douglas is just sitting there while Donald sis beating the shit out the spiteful brakevan
The Fat Controller: **Watches ominously.**
Douglas got scolded because of a crappy Brakevan
💀
Douglas: 8)
I love the fact that despite being a show from the 80's most of these have aged like fine wine and are such hilariously good insults.
Thomas: "Why James? _I'm_ the one that needs a new coat, look at me!"
James: "I'd rather not, you're not a pleasant sight."
“It’s ONLY children Percy” said James. “A Lonely child is what you’re going to be when I sell you.”
The spiteful brake van: that was stolen! And I suppose you stole your life from the scrap yard
WRONG PBS SHOW
Ik you joking
Arthur read reference
If anything, I think the frequency and heat of their roasts shows how close they all are to each other.
Yeah, it often feels like banter between friends
0:53 "Toby & Percy were sent to Hell”
Thanks, now I can never unhear it 😂😂😂
It was a hidden adult joke
Take my like and leave, you bastard
"...and they came as quickly as they could."
I’m dead lol😂🤣
You really should’ve added this:
James: Did you lose your way Gordon?
Gordon: No, it was lost for me I was switched off the mainline and onto the loop, and I had to go all around and back again
James: Perhaps it was *INSTINCT*
*Autonomous Ultra Instinct*
gordon decided to rip him apart
7:50 probably my favorite insult
The lori's where roasting tf outta everyone yet in the end they got served a fat slice of humble pie.
Yeah and Percy thru their own roast back at them lol
Yup smashed broken and sunk 😂
@@LegendaryCaptain that was one of Thomas’s most iconic roasts imo 😂
Back when Thomas, Percy, & Toby were the Kings of Clapbacks and Savagery
That’s why they are the true big three.
James Gordon and Henry are their main victims 😂
Also season 1 and 2 Thomas's character had 0 filter that was him at his best 😂
10:02
Thomas: *low key whisper* so, what do you think of Spencer now?
James: TOO MUCH PUFF AND NOT ENOUGH STEAM
Why did James have to be so extra there
😂😂😂😂😂
8:58 "well gordon" the fat controler said. "You wanted to show salty thing or to and you've certanily done that, you've shown him how silly it is to ignore go slow signs"
"Sorry Sir...." said Gordon and he let off a sad wheesh of steam.
Henry: Well well well, did you like the water?
Percy: No
Henry: I am surprised, you need more determination Percy! Water is nothing to an engine, you know! You might like it better next time.
3 seasons
3 seasons late karma
My goodness… this show was SAVAGE!😂
6:18 This one is easily the best...the tone...that thug-life departure...okay, other kids shows, your move.
7:24- lmao, George, u didn't have to end her like that. Calling her a disgrace is one thing, but telling her to find a scrap yard is a whole nother thing.
He practically told her to kill herself 💀
Bro over here looking like a season 1 truck 😂
Caroline: the only disgrace to the road here is you George
lol never knew i would hate george w/o carlin
@@sharkythegw7843 That’s up there with Plankton telling that kid’s father’s grandmother, “Someone should put you in a box floatin’ down the river, grandma!”
The writing was so clever back in the good old days.
4:28 Guys, if this wasn't a kid's show, we all know what Duck *really* would've said. (BTW, this is an awesome Thomas & Friends video. Seriously, the roasts in this show are even more legendary than those in SpongeBob.)
He's a duck, what other thing would you expect him to say?
It's not like that. What Duck's saying is more in the vein of an "(x) yourself" retort, throwing the offending insult right back at the offender. Same as Gordon saying "Hurry up, you" and Thomas saying "Hurry yourself!"
@@Planefan1000 Ah, that makes sense. Still...I _do_ like to think that the engines of Sodor are a bit _salty_ behind the scenes. (Not that they aren't, _especially_ in season 5!)
Viaduct: **Collapses, killing Henry, his passengers, and the workmen.**
Thomas: *_I CaN fInAlLy RuN mY tRaIn On TiMe!!!!11!!!!!!1!!!_*
6:24 Actually... i'm better
Goodbye!
perfectly cut gordon scream 3:28
Gordon was alarmed.
“I-
@@Jothomas214 and Gordon was never seen ever again...
I AM GORDON! STOP! STOP!
But those crosseyes XD
Sir Handle: What a small shed! This won't do at all, I'm much to smart for this old shack!
Peter Sam: I think it's nice.
Sir Handle: Huh! What's that rubbish!?
I never noticed how brutal these were or that they existed at all as a little kid. Like when Thomas said "Just look at me" and James replied with "I'd rather not", I felt that. Also the fact that these guys fat shamed Henry and Gordon was kinda random but I loved it
Thomas and friends wrote the book on roasting, and Arthur published it
Best one @ 4:52
They basically called him “trash.” 😂😂😂😂
@@Jothomas214 shots fired! Shots fired!
Ikr 😂🤣🤣
Damn 🤣
2:34 2:35 that scream is priceless,bed one ringo ever done
A kid’s show talking about funnel sizes and quaking yourself! 🤣🤣
Also "cut you down to size"
Poor Henry feels like such a common target 😂
"You're too fat you need exercise"
"My My henry I'm sure you got some fishy tales to tell"
"If you can't push cars properly henry why don't you go talk to the trees"
And my favorite
"Engines with proper funnels do you only got a small one"
😂
Forgot this one:
James:did you lose your way gordon?
Gordon:no it was lost for me I was switched off the mainline onto the loop I had to go all around and back again
James:Perhaps it was *INSTINCT*
Me:OHHHHHH GORDON JUST GOT BURNED
3:36 damn thomas, didnt had to do percy like that 😂
HOLY SHIT THOMAS GAVE NO F***s
*BRO VAPORIZED PERCY WITH DEM ROASTS*
I distinctly remember the US narration toning down the Thomas and Henry exchange, with Thomas calling Henry slow instead of fat.
I'm from the US and grew up with the Ringo version and remembered thomas calling Henry fat
It's because of "politics" I think so they changed it
@@xblade149 I’m American too
every american wants thomas to die after the ringo us dub
You likely had the DVD “The Early Years” which featured the UK narrations of Season 1
"In other words your career is...hm-hm-hm...'on the line'! Need I say more?!"
That look on Duncan's face said it all
James: Edward's so impossible! He clanks about like a lot of old iron, and he's so slow that he makes us wait.
Percy: Old iron, slow!?
Thomas: Why, Edward could beat you in a race any day!
James: Really? I should like to see him do it!
First 7 seasons were SAVAGE💀
Can we all agree James has the best angry face?
1:56 Thomas’ eyes are super wonky
Thomas: SAY WHAT?! 😡
At least it's not his whistle.
henry's eyes as well
pls dont stare at me henry
THATS DEFINITELY A GOOF
This is why I hate Season 2
6:09 is likely my favourite, but it's so hard to pick. Everyone just has it out for everyone!
“Actually.....
I’m *better.”*
It's the pause that gets it for me...because Sir Handel delivered that line so well, George will require more than an "F" in the chat...too bad no one's going to give him more than that. 🤣
0:26 Whoa! That caught me by surprise 😆 Thomas certainly can speak his mind without filter
lol
Fancy seeing you here.
D261: Not bad, I've seen worse, at least your all clean!
D261: It's not your fault, your controller should scrap you and get engines like me! A drop of oil, a touch on the starter and I'm off, no bother no waiting, they have fuss about for hours until your ready!
7:11 best roast yet 😂🤣🤣
“Well, well, we’ll, it’s the brothers Grim, smashed, broken, and sunk lol
4:57 this one is better 🤣
@@BRYMUSFREAKINPRIME Ben’s roast after that was brutal tho 😂
I love how henry looks directly at the camera when thomas calls him fat
Lol
So that's why the American dub change it
@@therat4628 It became “You’re too slow!”
He's totally thinking "Can you believe this shit?"
"Duck called me a 'galloping sausage'!" spluttered Gordon.
Other kids’ shows: YAY WE’RE ALL CONSTANTLY HAPPY FOR NO REASON! FRIENDSHIP AND KINDNESS ARE THE SOLUTIONS TO EVERYTHING!
Thomas the Tank Engine: Hello, fatface!
And yet Thomas is apparently the baby show…
The engines really are good at roasting each other. And I love it.
Duck: I’m Great Western, and I’m--
Donald: Quack quack quack!
Duck: What?
Donald: You heard, quack quack you go, sounds like you’re an egg lay. Now whis can let an engine sleep.
Duck: Quack yourself! 🤬
It’s the first time I have ever heard that line. Lol 😂
More like “go quack yourself!” 😂
@@robertrowley4929 if we know what that "quack" REALLY means... technically "quack" himself it's kinda possible...he has a twin so...
@@sverein7359 ha ha ha! Even better!
@@robertrowley4929 why? Wut Lol
@@sverein7359 since they’re identical twins...think about it.
This sounds like a 7+ show instead of a regular preschool show now.
Thomas’ double take when Henry says he’s the only danger on the rails in “Something In The Air” is something I never recognized as a kid, but now that I’m an adult it’s so funny. 😆
5:52
GC: Dun-
Me: -kin’ Donuts?
4:02 Men, Percy has taken it too far if you've asked me.
0:27 Easily the best insult! Thomas should say that to a TF2 Heavy!
3:20
“No bill! This lot is useless for scrap we’ll take it to the Harbour and dump it in the sea!”
Gordon was alarmed.
“Wha-“
Top 10 words before accident
It’s Harbour Actually. 😕
but gordon tricked them gordon ran until he found himself behind those two,he pushed them he GAINED speed bill or ben gained so much speed
they derailed
@@chrisrichardson1091 Harbor, harbour, doesn't matter, still the same word, just a different regional spelling.
Ringo Starr and George Carlin are the best narrators in Thomas
Percy: I can't see any, where are they?
Gordon: Any what??
Ideas above the station, the sky's empty
James (laughing): Like your smokebox, Percy!!
Damn, this series (the model series ) gives me nostalgia vibes. Since i had servre Autism, this series was so relaxing and gentle to watch when i was a little girl but these insults are probably the best in any show ever!
I have Autism too
Same! I adored this show!
Around 1:35 Diesel lurking in the background being messy all proud of himself
Like Iago to their Othello.
If Duck was part of the main roster, he would nonstop roast the others. He is too good.
Duncan: Huh! I know my way about, I don't smell diesels to tell me what to do!
3:23 the best one
Agreed
4:57 this one’s even better lol 😂🤣
(9:10)
Thomas: "You look good enough to eat!"
James: "Pudding, Percy?"
Henry: "Chocolate on wheels?"
Gordon: "DISHgraceful."
Not sure why that last one slayed me.
Its the way Gordon said it. He sounds so done with them
New friend : because evreyone love it i sleep thomas percy Toby
Henry said : “Choc ice on wheels,” basically a British term for for a generic frozen dessert.
ahh yes pudding percy
The US dub has James say “Bonbon Percy!”
6:50 the only time i saw toby really pissed XD
6:52 he looks about ready to smash the lorry to smithereens lol😂
im sorry toby but
YOU are tge obe tfat velongs to a meuseum
This aspect made Thomas & Friends more "mature" as a kids show which made it stand out to me as kid. As they're essentially coworkers or college students giving eachother sass while still being friends!
Exactly. You never see this type of dialogue nowadays
It's nice and nostalgic to see the more humorous moments of Thomas the Tank Engine again.
7:00 Just you toodle off!
Toby: So, you've chosen death.
Next scene: Karma 😏
You forgot “you’re just a small red engine with thoughts above your station”
8:39 the twin on the left looks like he had a brain fart with those wonky eyes and that face lol🤣
1:28 The fact that The Fat Controller nearly laughed himself only makes the names more effective
The original model series will ALWAYS stand out to me in my heart! ❤🚂
One of the best parts about the classic era was the shit talking.
I never realized how savage Thomas was.
How could Henry be fat? He's a machine.
Sir handle doesnt have to pretend he is better then george
because he is
Amen to that
@stojicgaming893 I love you profile pic it’s hilarious 🤣😂😁